1 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:04,128 ADAM: Hey. 2 00:00:04,178 --> 00:00:05,348 How was yoga class? 3 00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:07,916 Amazing. I feel very centered, 4 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:10,844 'cause we skipped it and went to the wine bar next door. 5 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:15,099 And then we nama-stayed there for a couple hours. 6 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:17,575 I'm all for it. 7 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:20,626 You're never more lovely than when you're half in the bag. 8 00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:23,202 Oh, um, I talked to my parents, and they're driving in 9 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,630 from Virginia for Easter. 10 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:26,936 What? No, no, no. I thought you said 11 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:30,073 Frank and Alice weren'tcoming, so I invited myparents. 12 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:32,987 You got to stop telling me stuff through the bathroom door. 13 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:37,083 [groans]Oh, this is not good. 14 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:39,084 Why not? A house full of grandparents-- 15 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,736 that's what a holiday's supposed to be. 16 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:43,129 [chuckles] Not with these jokers. 17 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:46,093 They are exactly the same, but they hate each other. 18 00:00:46,133 --> 00:00:49,053 Like Alabama and Georgia.Yeah. 19 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:51,402 ANDI: It all goes back to when Katie was born, 20 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:53,052 'cause both sets of grandparents 21 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,096 wanted to be called Grandma and Grandpa. 22 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,272 So they all agreed that they'd settle it 23 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,227 when they got to the hospital. 24 00:00:58,275 --> 00:00:59,485 Yeah. So my parents said 25 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,187 that they would pick her parents up on the way. 26 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:02,315 So Frank and Alice 27 00:01:02,366 --> 00:01:03,496 are waiting outside their hotel, 28 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:05,201 my dad just drove straight by 29 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,809 and gave them the finger. Yeah. 30 00:01:06,849 --> 00:01:08,939 His parents got to the hospital first, 31 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:11,031 and claimed Grandma and Grandpa for themselves. 32 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:14,381 Yeah. And her parents got stuck with Nana and Pop Pop. 33 00:01:15,988 --> 00:01:17,118 [chuckling] 34 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,474 Which we don't think is funny. 35 00:01:20,863 --> 00:01:22,603 They didn't take it well. 36 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:24,817 No, I will not be Nana. 37 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:27,387 I'm already wearing the Grandma sweatshirt, Bev-- I'm Grandma! 38 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:28,825 Is that how you talk 39 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:31,961 to your clients at your fortune teller business? 40 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:34,224 I am a licensed therapist. 41 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:37,138 And it is my professional opinion that you are cuckoo! 42 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:40,274 You cheated to get here first. 43 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:42,967 You drove by and gave me a crude, one-fingered salute. 44 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:46,145 I... I was just surprised to finally see a Navy man. 45 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,283 I sure as hell never saw one 46 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,585 when my Army platoon was pinned down by Charlie! 47 00:01:50,632 --> 00:01:52,202 We were on a ship. 48 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:56,382 Oh, yes. Vietnam was a great sea war. 49 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:58,860 And it's been 14 years of that. 50 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,161 Yeah. You know, our folks 51 00:02:00,207 --> 00:02:01,897 should come with one of those tornado sirens, 52 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:04,117 so we have time to board up the windows 53 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,997 and strap ourselves to the water heater. 54 00:02:07,039 --> 00:02:08,739 That's why we have a time share in Lake Placid 55 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,700 that we have to go to every holiday.You do? 56 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:11,959 Yeah.I love Lake Placid. 57 00:02:12,001 --> 00:02:13,871 It's not real. He made it up. 58 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:17,176 It's just an excuse to avoid the battle of the varicose veins. 59 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:20,314 You know, if you were a good brother, 60 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:22,097 you would stay here and help me. 61 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,452 Well, if you were a smart brother, 62 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,361 you would have thought of the fake time share first. 63 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,796 I know. I'm so jealous. 64 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,106 ANDI: Listen, we can't have 65 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,201 both sets of grandparents for the holiday, right? 66 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,761 We have to uninvite one of them, 67 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:38,197 and I think my parents deserve Easter this year. 68 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:41,805 Deserve? I think that's for the Easter Bunny to decide, 69 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:44,287 not you. 70 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:47,338 Okay, but my parents got stuck with Thanksgiving, 71 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:50,214 and that's a B-team holiday compared to Christmas, 72 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,907 which your parents got. 73 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:52,784 Thanksgiving 74 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:56,524 plus Easter equals Christmas. 75 00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:59,956 That's called math. 76 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:03,095 Yes, my parents got Christmas, but then they found out 77 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,319 we took your parents to Myrtle Beach. 78 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:08,449 Christmas minus Myrtle Beach equals Easter. 79 00:03:09,450 --> 00:03:11,020 Okay? 80 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:14,240 So put that in your calculator and smoke it. 81 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,241 Look, 82 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:19,113 all I'm saying is that your parents live here, all right? 83 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:20,715 They're with the kids all the time. 84 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:23,325 My parents only get to see them, like, once or twice a year. 85 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:25,677 Yeah, but I can't uninvite mine. 86 00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,247 Well, I can't uninvite mine. 87 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,304 I can't believe you think your parents 88 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,909 should get both Christmas and Easter. 89 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,260 Well, there are reasons. 90 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,300 You remember when your mother cooked Thanksgiving? 91 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,085 What's that smell? Hmm? 92 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:38,439 Is that a turkey roasting? 93 00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:40,919 No, it's liver. 94 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:47,274 Our whole house smelled like the inside of a burning cow. 95 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,234 Okay. 96 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:50,972 The only reason she makes that 97 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,933 is because when I first brought you home to meet them, 98 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:54,321 you said you liked it. 99 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,934 I was trying to sleep with you. 100 00:03:58,368 --> 00:03:59,458 I didn't know 101 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,590 I was joining the Liver for Life Club. 102 00:04:03,286 --> 00:04:04,716 Will you listen to yourself? 103 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,586 You promised we'd never fight about our parents. 104 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:09,067 Again, I was trying to sleep with you. 105 00:04:11,468 --> 00:04:13,468 ♪ 106 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,915 Hey. Hey. 107 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:24,919 I got great news. 108 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:26,180 I have great news, too. 109 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:27,352 Oh, mine's better. 110 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:29,137 BOTH: My parents aren't coming. 111 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,135 What? 112 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:32,623 BOTH: Your parents aren't coming? 113 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:35,879 BOTH: Our parents aren't coming! 114 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,577 [both laugh] 115 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,755 Yeah, mine cancelled 'cause they didn't want to see yours. 116 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,152 Mine, too. [chuckles] 117 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:44,594 They finally agree on something. Look at that. 118 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,902 [laughs] Wow. 119 00:04:46,938 --> 00:04:49,378 Crisis averted, huh? Yeah. 120 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:52,509 God, I feel like I can admit to you now 121 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,213 that I was gonna fake a sprained ankle 122 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,340 and spend the weekend in bed. 123 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:59,783 I was gonna do the same thing with lady problems. 124 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,781 [both laugh] 125 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,873 We are so cute. Yeah. 126 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:06,832 Why are there body parts in our fridge? 127 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:08,311 Oh. [chuckles] 128 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,011 That's liver, honey. 129 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,178 I-I got it for your nana to cook before she cancelled. 130 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:14,494 Yeah, Katie, will you take that outside and put it in the trash? 131 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:15,881 I want to eat an Easter dinner 132 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:17,234 that doesn't look like an autopsy. 133 00:05:17,273 --> 00:05:19,413 Ugh. 134 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,499 Wait, put it back in the fridge. 135 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:24,018 You know, now that I think about it, 136 00:05:24,062 --> 00:05:27,242 if your parents aren't coming, I should reinvite mine. 137 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:29,943 Don't you put that back in the fridge. 138 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:31,161 [whistles] 139 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,860 Listen, if we're gonna reinvite anybody, 140 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,068 it should be my parents. 141 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:37,687 Put it back in the fridge, Kate. 142 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:41,077 Why does it get to be your parents? 143 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:43,873 Freeze, Katie. 144 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:46,818 Because my parents are Grandma and Grandpa. 145 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:47,998 The real deal. 146 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:49,523 Yours are Nana and Pop Pop. 147 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:51,696 They're, like, the store brand. 148 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:58,311 Did you just call my parents the store brand? 149 00:05:59,489 --> 00:06:00,839 Okay, I'm putting this down. 150 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,802 The place where I'm holding this is getting warm, 151 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,190 and I think I feel a heartbeat. 152 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:10,202 I thought we agreed not to fight about our parents. 153 00:06:10,239 --> 00:06:12,109 Well, hey, I like the store brand. 154 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:14,944 I mean, it's cheaper and almost as good. 155 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,778 I'm calling my mom. 156 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,430 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 157 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,824 Geez, Louise. 158 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,437 Okay, look, maybe there's a third way, okay? 159 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,049 Listen, through no fault of our own, 160 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,049 a grandparent-free weekend 161 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,441 has fallen into our laps. 162 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,435 What if 163 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:41,437 we say nothing? 164 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:45,968 What if we reinvite nobody? 165 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:50,021 We can't do that. 166 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,671 Can we? 167 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,586 I'd like to believe we can do anything. 168 00:06:54,631 --> 00:06:56,811 That's what dreams are made of, Andi. 169 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,456 This is really just us 170 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:03,337 making the world a better place. 171 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,156 Hmm. 172 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,118 It's a little thin, but I'm in. 173 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,688 ADAM: Hey. 174 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,086 My dad just called. 175 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,089 Him and Mom are stopping by, okay? 176 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:16,570 But the kids are here. 177 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:17,700 So? 178 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,484 Hey, when you wanted to have kids, 179 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:23,357 I warned you they would be here all the time. 180 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:27,139 Adam, your parents aren't coming to Easter 181 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:29,095 because we told them my parents were gonna be here. 182 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:31,154 But they're not coming, 183 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:33,709 and the kids know that. 184 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,107 The kids are here! 185 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:36,800 There it is! 186 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,367 But they can't keep a secret. 187 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:40,814 They'll let it slip, and we'll get busted. Yeah. 188 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:42,201 Okay, uh... 189 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:44,384 there's only one thing we can do. 190 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,380 Tell your parents the truth and hope for the best? 191 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:49,732 No. We teach the kids to lie. 192 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:51,993 Smart. 193 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:53,166 Yeah. 194 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:54,821 Your folks will never see that coming 195 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,515 'cause no good parent would ever do that. 196 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:58,173 Yeah, yeah. I mean, 197 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,436 we really should be better people than this, 198 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,089 but look who raised us.Right? 199 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,014 ANDI: I know 200 00:08:05,049 --> 00:08:06,829 we've told you for your whole lives 201 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,617 that it's wrong to lie, 202 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:11,322 but it turns out there's one or two exceptions. 203 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,670 Mm-hmm. That's right. 204 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:15,412 Now, there's bad lies, 205 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,851 which are almost all lies, 206 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:21,718 but occasionally, there's a good lie, 207 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:26,072 or what we like to call a family lie. 208 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,326 Oh, like that time 209 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:32,208 you told us to say Mom's hair looked good? 210 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:40,909 What time was that? 211 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,295 No time. 212 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:44,347 It always looks good.Aw. [chuckles] 213 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:47,053 See, that's an example of a family lie. 214 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,100 Okay, well, another example would be 215 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,061 keeping the fact that Nana and Pop Pop 216 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:56,099 aren't coming to Easter 217 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:58,674 a secret from Grandma and Grandpa. 218 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:01,112 And if we don't, you get in trouble? 219 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:06,066 Give us a second. 220 00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,423 We'll do it... 221 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,415 for a price. 222 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,427 TEDDY: We want 223 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:20,169 unlimited time with the candy in our Easter baskets. 224 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,781 We eat till we get sick. 225 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,263 Look, I don't care what comes out of your mouth 226 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,043 as long as it's not the truth. 227 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,610 BEV: Oh, we just stopped by 228 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,397 to let you know 229 00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,011 that since you have other plans, 230 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,751 we'll be going out of town for Easter. 231 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:38,402 Oh, well, good for you. 232 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:40,097 Where are you guys gonna go? 233 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:42,454 Disney World.[gasps] 234 00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:43,844 Uh, w-why? What? 235 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,237 Why would you guys go there? 236 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,890 That's for kids. 237 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,854 Good point. Hey, kids. 238 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,812 I've got a crazy idea. 239 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:53,111 Why don't we take all of you? 240 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,247 Huh? 241 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,249 Oh, Joe, that sounds wonderful. 242 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,901 But they can't come 243 00:09:57,945 --> 00:10:00,895 because they've chosen to spend Easter here with... 244 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,208 what do they call themselves? 245 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:04,133 MeeMu and Flip Flop. 246 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,867 Well, there goes Disney World. 247 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,221 What?! 248 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:11,090 What's happening? 249 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,522 You never said anything about...Whoa, whoa. 250 00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,218 You've got a runny nose. Will you look at that? 251 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,785 Let's take you into the pantry 252 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,232 where we always handle runny noses, huh? Here you go. 253 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:21,009 [chuckles] Now, listen. 254 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:22,225 No, youlisten. 255 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,064 I'm going to Disney. 256 00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:27,242 Everything I love is there. 257 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:28,538 But... 258 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:29,724 No buts. 259 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,889 I will end you over this. 260 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,726 Andi! 261 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,690 Be right there.So, Grandma. 262 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,949 Let's circle back to this Disney thing. 263 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,341 Okay, you know what? H-- Why don't we 264 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,913 go help you dad find the tissues? 265 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:47,950 Huh? 266 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,700 It's working. Mmm. 267 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,569 We're getting this holiday back. 268 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:59,181 Emme, we can't go to Disney with Grandma and Grandpa, 269 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,363 'cause Nana and Pop Pop would be so jealous they'd have to-- 270 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,709 I don't know, move in with us. Yeah. 271 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:06,400 I'm telling Grandma and Grandpa everything. 272 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,278 And then I'm packing for Florida. 273 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:10,839 Wait. Wait. Wait. 274 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:14,237 Okay, uh, if you guys stick to our plan 275 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,632 and keep everything we've talked about between us, 276 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,286 we'll take you to... 277 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,499 Disney World. What? 278 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,027 I was gonna take them to frozen yogurt. 279 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,732 I got a coupon. 280 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:27,030 Nice try. I want to hear more from the lady. 281 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:30,727 We will take you to Disney this summer. 282 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,687 Great. Peak season. 283 00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:35,695 Why don't you just put all our money in a pile and burn it? 284 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:40,128 Okay, but we need to see dates, receipts, confirmations. 285 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:43,007 You don't trust us to book it? 286 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,270 You literally just taught us to lie. 287 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,319 Okay. Well, it only took five of us, 288 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,750 but we got that runny nose handled. 289 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,278 So are we all going to Disney World? 290 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,802 I don't think Nana has ever taken you there, 291 00:11:56,846 --> 00:12:00,066 but that's really something a grandma does. 292 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,550 Mom, 293 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,160 they're not going to Florida with you. 294 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,640 Are you kidding me? 295 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:07,420 But we-we already bought the tickets. 296 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,595 Did you? 297 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,781 Well, we could have. 298 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:19,172 This is nice. Mmm. 299 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,516 You know how I know there's no grandparents here?Hmm? 300 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:24,826 The Golf Channel isn't playing at the volume of a Who concert. 301 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,444 [knocking on door] 302 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,834 ALICE: Andi. 303 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,657 It's Mom and Dad. 304 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,315 What are my parents doing here? 305 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,139 Wh...? What do we do? 306 00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,447 Uh, get low and crawl upstairs. 307 00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,803 Very funny. 308 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,504 Well, at least it's an idea. 309 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,851 You got anything?Yeah, open the door. 310 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,510 Last chance. 311 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,644 Happiness is over in three... 312 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,643 two... one... 313 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:58,387 Frank, Alice. Wow. 314 00:12:58,429 --> 00:12:59,649 Look who it is, Andi. 315 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:02,521 Boy, Frank, you are full of surprises. 316 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,484 Well, I like to keep things interesting. 317 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,522 We can't all get by on our good looks. 318 00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:09,218 And ever when we do, it doesn't last forever. 319 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,570 Well, I don't have to tell you that. 320 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,487 Get my bag. 321 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,362 Hi, Daddy. [laughs]Hello, kitten. 322 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,795 Hi, Mom.Oh, hi, honey bun. Ooh. 323 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,582 So, uh, wh-what are you guys doing here? 324 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:26,407 Well, uh, Joe and Bev may have Easter Day, 325 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:29,807 but we're making a new holiday, Easter Eve. 326 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,112 Where the kids Mmm. 327 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,508 get baskets full of candy, 328 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,120 and they have an egg hunt. 329 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:35,771 Ah. 330 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,815 But th-that's what they do on Easter. 331 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,950 Oh, no. Oh, poor Joe and Bev. 332 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,953 It's gonna ruin their Easter Day. 333 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,868 Oh, well. You know, 334 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,352 the ups and downs of life.Yeah. 335 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:52,742 I am riding that wave right now. 336 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,308 I j-- I just wish you guys hadn't gone to all this trouble. 337 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,176 What trouble? It was a quick 338 00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,577 seven-and-a-half hour drive. 339 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,451 Yeah, and we only stopped once, 340 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,152 and I peed behind a thorn bush. 341 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,670 So... Oh. 342 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,243 I'm hoping that you have some Neosporin 343 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,460 and a floor mirror. 344 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:14,074 What a beautiful Easter story, Mom. 345 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,988 She had to cook liver. 346 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:24,213 The whole house smells like a cat food factory. 347 00:14:24,254 --> 00:14:25,564 So open the window. 348 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,213 That's not gonna do it. 349 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,427 We're gonna need to drop a load of Febreze on this place 350 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,647 from one of those firefighting planes. 351 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,661 Okay. Honey, you need, you need to settle down. 352 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,440 Settle down? 353 00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:40,355 I've lied to my folks, paid an arm and a leg 354 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,491 to go to stupid Florida. 355 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,493 I will have my quiet holiday, okay? 356 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,446 You need to get rid of Meemu and Flip-Flop. 357 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,538 I cannot believe you just called them that. 358 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,887 I did and it was fun. 359 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,554 What happened to not fighting about our parents? 360 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:02,733 Your mother took my shaving mirror two hours ago. 361 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,951 Think of what it's seeing. 362 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:08,691 Yeah, I saw my dad head upstairs with a flashlight. 363 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:12,651 It's a real expedition. 364 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,435 Adam, I am not telling my parents to leave, okay? 365 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,130 They're here because they love us. 366 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,568 They're here because they're trying to steal 367 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:22,444 what they think is my parents' holiday. 368 00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,656 Well, I think my parents 369 00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,575 are entitled to steal a few holidays, 370 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:29,450 just like your parents stole the good grandparent names. 371 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,672 Why don't you just admit it, huh? 372 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,284 You like your parents better than mine. 373 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:38,845 Of course I do, they're my parents. 374 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,294 Oh, I see. You know what? 375 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,901 I'd go sleep in the guest room if it wasn't full 376 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,682 of your parents and liver farts. 377 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,376 Oh. 378 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:49,473 Come on, honey. Come here. 379 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,173 [sighs] I'm sorry. 380 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,562 Me, too. I... 381 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,165 I don't want to fight with you. 382 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,476 They do this to us, you know? 383 00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:00,312 If they weren't so miserable together, 384 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,660 we could have holidays like normal people. 385 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,960 Yeah. 386 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:07,136 Like the people in car commercials. 387 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,623 Yeah. [sighs] 388 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,414 You know what? I'm done with this. 389 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,798 I'm calling my parents tomorrow, 390 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,191 and I am ordering them to come over here for Easter. 391 00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,575 We'll sit them all down and we'll tell them 392 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,327 we're sick of their fighting. 393 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,368 Really? Yeah. 394 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,594 Right to their faces? 395 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,983 Yep. 396 00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,376 Yeah. I'm more comfortable 397 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,769 just rolling my eyes behind their backs. 398 00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:31,992 Honey, nothing's gonna change unless we change it. 399 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,824 Okay. 400 00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,343 Okay. You know, I'm not afraid of them. 401 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,737 Good. Yeah. 402 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,220 I'm glad we're a team on this. 403 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,740 We absolutely are. 404 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,053 Mmm. Yeah. 405 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:44,699 After you do it, be sure to come back up here 406 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,702 and tell me how it went. 407 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,745 Eh, eh, that's not how you do it. 408 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:54,584 You've got to hide the egg, 409 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,322 otherwise it's not an egg "hunt," 410 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,713 it's an egg "see." 411 00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,365 All right, we can do this. 412 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:01,979 We just stick together, and we get-- 413 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,071 Andi? 414 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:07,637 I'm coming. 415 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:08,768 Stop doing that. 416 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,640 It took us 20 minutes to get downstairs. 417 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:13,857 I don't think a naval officer 418 00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,822 has to have anything explained to him 419 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,510 by an army grunt. 420 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,648 Those are wise words, Admiral Flip Flop. 421 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,691 Boys, boys, come on, let's not fight. 422 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:23,867 It's Easter. 423 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,482 Bev, try some of my coffee cake. 424 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,923 Your son says it's magical. 425 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,750 Magical, huh? 426 00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:33,658 Will it make you disappear back to Virginia? 427 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,754 Look at that. 428 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,363 They need to hear this. Come on. 429 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,234 Okay, that's enough. 430 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,575 We need to talk to you 431 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,104 about these holidays, okay? 432 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,448 It's not gonna be an easy conversation, 433 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,848 but we have to clear the air. 434 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,760 I think he's finally gonna apologize. 435 00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:52,636 What? Me, apologize? For what? 436 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,770 For ruining the holidays. 437 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,642 Why is she saying my words? 438 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,295 Whenever we're all together, 439 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:02,689 you two are always so tense and agitated. 440 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,433 You're not easy to be around. 441 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,645 You're the ones who cancelled Easter 442 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,645 because you said you didn't want to see each other. 443 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,437 We were trying to be nice. We don't want to 444 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:14,351 put pressure on you, because you're so fragile. 445 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,827 [stammers] 446 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,617 The only reason we're tense is 447 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:19,791 because you guys fight all the time. 448 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,097 Yeah, I mean, you seem like you don't like each other. 449 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,674 We're in-laws-- we're not supposed to like each other. 450 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,718 I really don't like anybody. Mmm. 451 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,496 This generation, 452 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,027 they think everybody's supposed to be 453 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:37,420 happy and nice all the time. 454 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:40,254 An-And, if-if I may... 455 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,513 Your unrealistic expectations are 456 00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,036 the cause of the problem. 457 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,299 Good point.Good point. 458 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,391 That's right.Very good. 459 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,390 Mm-hmm.It's true. 460 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:53,832 Oh. Well, then, I guess we're... 461 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,481 Sorry? 462 00:18:56,874 --> 00:19:00,404 Somehow, we are. 463 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:04,533 Oh, they feel bad. That's nice. 464 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:08,578 Well, you've really taught us a lesson. 465 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,885 Yeah. 466 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,151 But, you know, unfortunately, guys, 467 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,763 I gotta go upstairs. 468 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,543 Lady problems. 469 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:16,813 What? 470 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:17,981 And, Adam, you better 471 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,326 come upstairs and get off 472 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,805 that ankle you sprained yesterday. 473 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:27,338 That is a beautiful family lie. 474 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:34,002 [Adam groaning]Aw... 475 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,749 Joe. Yeah? 476 00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:42,879 Let's watch some golf. 477 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,180 Yeah. Turn it up. 478 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,282 I love having all you guys here. 479 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,283 Oh, we love being here. 480 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,286 I always forget about this part. 481 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,328 I like this part. Yeah. 482 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,989 But they're the crazy ones, right? 483 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,730 Oh, yeah, it's wack-a-doo city over there. 484 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,512 [door opens] 485 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:13,387 Hey, what time's the ga-- Hey. 486 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,469 Whoa. 487 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,297 Look at this. 488 00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:19,695 Marcy, everybody's here. 489 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,920 I see that. [chuckles] 490 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,479 Well, we just popped in for a second.Yeah. 491 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:26,306 We're heading to our time-share any minute. 492 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,835 Oh, well, that's a shame. 493 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,788 We never get to spend time with you two. 494 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:33,187 I know, but it's impossible to get out of a time-share. 495 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,322 Everybody knows that. Right? 496 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,373 You told me you got rid 497 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,319 of all the grandparents. 498 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,926 Got rid of us? 499 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,236 What do you mean, "got rid of us"? 500 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,277 Adam, were you trying 501 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,808 to have Easter without us? 502 00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,071 Don's time-share is a fake. 503 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,204 What?! What?! 504 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,936 What are you doing to me? 505 00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:50,506 Happy Easter. 506 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:52,083 Somebody get this man some liver. 507 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,004 Captioning sponsored by CBS 508 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,040 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org