1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:05,009 [laughter]This is such a fun way 2 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:07,178 to celebrate you guys finishing the mini-mall. 3 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:09,754 Hey, did Lisa say what our next project is?Mm-mm. 4 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:10,972 I hope it's a water park. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,141 I love a lazy river. 6 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:13,666 You don't have to get out to pee. 7 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:16,713 ALL: Yes, you do. 8 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:19,185 Lisa's gonna tell us about our next project 9 00:00:19,236 --> 00:00:22,016 when she gets here, and she said it is big. 10 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,275 Hmm. [chuckles] 11 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,937 I'm feeling so good I splurged on lobster. 12 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:26,371 Andi, we're lobster people. 13 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:28,067 You married good. 14 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,155 [mouths] 15 00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,033 [knock at door] 16 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:32,293 Oh, that's Lisa. 17 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:35,245 Hey. 18 00:00:35,296 --> 00:00:36,596 Hi. Oh. 19 00:00:36,645 --> 00:00:38,335 Look at all the people. 20 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,166 That means small talk, 21 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:43,354 which my therapist urged me to try, so... 22 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:46,311 How about sports, huh? 23 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:49,352 You're so good at that. 24 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,307 Uh, h-hey, come on in. Come on in. Have a seat. 25 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:54,175 We were just talking about the next big project coming up. 26 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:56,358 Oh, well, I have great news about that. 27 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:59,544 The next project I will be working on is... 28 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,241 myself! 29 00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:03,148 I'm going on sabbatical. 30 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:06,113 I hope that's the name of a water slide. 31 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,983 It's a long-term break to get my life back in order. 32 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:10,325 Long-term break? 33 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:12,684 Uh, so what are we gonna be building? 34 00:01:12,724 --> 00:01:14,074 Well, I don't know about you two, 35 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:16,417 but I'll be building a new me. 36 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:20,077 She might have to take that thing down to the studs. 37 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:23,563 Uh, Lisa, you said there'd be more work after the mini-mall. 38 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:25,125 We're depending on you. 39 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,782 We let all of our other clients go. Yeah. 40 00:01:26,825 --> 00:01:28,125 You can't do this to me. 41 00:01:28,175 --> 00:01:29,695 If I'm home all day, my wife will make me 42 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:31,351 take the kids to Mommy and Me. 43 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,695 They don't even have a men's restroom there. 44 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:36,525 Okay, fun party. 45 00:01:36,574 --> 00:01:39,144 Wish me luck on my journey. 46 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,486 It's gonna be like that book, 47 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:42,055 a whole "eat, pray, drink" thing. 48 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,447 I-I think it's Eat, Pray, Love. 49 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:47,016 Not when I do it. 50 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,460 We just lost our jobs. 51 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,723 [sighs] 52 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:58,514 I can't sleep. 53 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:02,304 I can't sleep! 54 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:04,469 What? Oh, I'm sorry. 55 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:07,165 Did I wake you? I-I can't sleep. 56 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:10,574 But we did the thing that usually puts you right to sleep. 57 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:15,834 Yeah, but I kept thinking about Lisa. 58 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:17,354 Afterward. Afterward. 59 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,309 This whole situation with her, 60 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:21,617 it's my fault. 61 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:22,933 Well, how do you figure? 62 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,578 She's the crazy one. 63 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,492 Yeah, but I'm the one who put all our eggs 64 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,277 in her crazy basket. 65 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,592 I convinced Don to give up our other work. 66 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:33,068 Oh, Don's fine. Okay? 67 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:35,459 And don't forget I'm bringing in money now, too. 68 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:36,593 Hmm. I mean, 69 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,554 not as much as if I were a man, 70 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:41,163 but I'm just happy you guys let me vote. 71 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,466 Are we doing women's rights, or are we gonna do my thing? 72 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:50,044 Okay. Go ahead.[clears throat] 73 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:53,432 There's 20 guys on the crew that are unemployed now, 74 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:55,257 and they all have families. 75 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:57,085 One of them has a secret second family. 76 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:59,143 That's expensive. 77 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,659 Yeah, but you were doing bathrooms 78 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,363 and kitchens before Lisa. 79 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,840 You can just go back to that. 80 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,230 But that takes time. 81 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,453 You know? Residential stuff 82 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:09,151 is all word of mouth, 83 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,489 and for the last year, we've been saying 84 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:11,758 we're out of that business. 85 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,150 I... [sighs] I don't know, Andi. 86 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,764 You know what, just go back to sleep. 87 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,760 [jingle playing] 88 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:20,547 WOMAN: ♪ Go ahead and get drunk as a skunk ♪ 89 00:03:20,591 --> 00:03:23,251 ♪ We'll get you out of jail! 90 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,470 MAN: Call me! 91 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:26,158 If I don't get you out of jail, 92 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,726 I'lldo the time! 93 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:30,733 That song's catchy. 94 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:33,465 That guy is such a bozo, 95 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,257 but his business is going great. 96 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,222 I saw him at the car wash driving a Corvette 97 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:38,480 with two hot blondes in it. 98 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:39,482 [chuckles] 99 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,833 And I felt sorry for him 100 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,013 because he thinks 101 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:45,138 he's happy. [scoffs]Yeah. 102 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:46,271 You know, maybe he's doing so well 103 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,273 because he has that commercial. 104 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,144 [scoffs] [gasps] 105 00:03:49,185 --> 00:03:50,925 You should make one. 106 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:53,489 Me? Really? 107 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:54,707 You'd be great. 108 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,496 Yeah, you're very charismatic. 109 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:58,060 Well, you may have a point there. 110 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:02,203 When I see myself on the security TV at 7-Eleven, 111 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,512 I think, "That guy is stealing nothing but hearts." 112 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:08,027 Yeah. 113 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:09,253 So do a commercial. 114 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,512 It could bring in a lot of business. 115 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:12,034 Yeah. 116 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,170 Thanks, honey.You're welcome. 117 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:17,211 Mmm.Yeah. 118 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,306 You know who wouldn't have come up with that idea? 119 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,179 Two blondes in a Corvette. 120 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,960 Yeah. 121 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:27,534 But they have other things they do.Eh. 122 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,836 ♪ 123 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:41,628 Okay, I looked into it. 124 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,112 Our last payment for the mini-mall 125 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,632 will cover the cost of the commercial, 126 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,365 including airtime. 127 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,106 I don't know how good I'll be on camera. 128 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:50,197 I've never taken a single picture with my eyes open. 129 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:52,336 My wedding album 130 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:54,209 looks like Weekend at Bernie's. 131 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,210 Well, just follow my lead. 132 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:57,732 You've seen me at 7-Eleven. 133 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,645 I light up the screen. 134 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,481 I can shoot it. I've got a pro-grade camera 135 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:03,609 and a green screen. 136 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:04,871 Jen and I like to film ourselves 137 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:08,313 doing role-play against exotic backgrounds. 138 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,571 Weird guy's got a little spark 139 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:11,223 to him, huh? [chuckles] 140 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:12,747 No, it's nothing dirty. 141 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,580 Just soft erotica 142 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:17,008 with the occasional lightsaber battle thrown in. 143 00:05:17,055 --> 00:05:19,095 Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. Okay? Yeah? 144 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:21,104 Uh-huh. Sure.Enough? 145 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:22,666 Okay. All right, let's think. 146 00:05:22,713 --> 00:05:24,763 All right, we'll have 15 seconds 147 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,592 to sell people on Burns Brothers Construction. 148 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,240 What's our message? 149 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:30,594 All right. 150 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:33,684 We open on a puppy. 151 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,644 Widen to reveal a girl in a bikini 152 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,253 is holding the puppy. 153 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:38,823 And then-- whoosh-- 154 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:40,860 "Burns Brothers Construction." 155 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:44,740 I don't hate it. 156 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:46,429 I'd call after that. 157 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:50,091 That has nothing to do with our business. 158 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:52,742 W-Why don't we just say... 159 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:55,617 we do quality work at a fair price. 160 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:57,619 I like that. And to showHmm? 161 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,271 how low our prices are, 162 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:01,005 we'll run away from cartoon dollar signs 163 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:02,966 with the slogan-- whoosh-- 164 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:05,634 "We hate money." 165 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:06,979 Who says, "We hate money"? 166 00:06:07,018 --> 00:06:09,718 The puppy or the dame? 167 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,550 ANDI: I feel so bad 168 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:14,158 for Adam. He was tossing and turning all night.[chuckles] 169 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,769 Don slept like a baby. 170 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,680 When he gets stressed, his body shuts down 171 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,245 like those goats that tip over. 172 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:22,122 You know, I'm thinking 173 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:23,914 about asking my boss for a raise. 174 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,688 I mean, I'm the breadwinner now, 175 00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,783 so it'd be great if I could, 176 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,912 you know, win a little more bread. 177 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:32,834 Do it. Demand a raise. 178 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:36,270 Yeah, but I'm really bad at awkward conversations. 179 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:37,658 I mean, I lose my nerve, 180 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:40,141 and then I just start to laugh like an idiot. 181 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,792 Isn't part of your job telling people their blood test results? 182 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,267 Yeah. Yeah, I-I've giggled my way 183 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:46,667 through some real tough calls. 184 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,970 Oh, there's my boss. 185 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:51,187 Oh, good. Now's the time. Do it now. 186 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,146 Really? Now? 187 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:53,594 Yeah. I got your back. 188 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:56,550 Hey, Bob, come join us. 189 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:57,810 She said that. 190 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,769 Oh, boy. Okay. 191 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:03,812 Hey, Andi. Hey, Bob. 192 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,378 The boss. 193 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,945 The "Boboss." 194 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:10,733 Um, I was wondering 195 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,478 if, uh, I could talk to you 196 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:15,779 about some bread-related issues I'm... 197 00:07:15,826 --> 00:07:18,566 [laughing, snorts] 198 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,052 [chuckles nervously] 199 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,571 You-you all right? 200 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:22,785 Sure, I'm great. 201 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,713 [laughs, snorts]Yeah. 202 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:28,058 No, she's just happy 'cause she is such a good worker. 203 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:30,409 I'd sure hate to hear that she isn't being taken care of. 204 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,410 I'm sorry, who are you? 205 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,802 Well, you don't know me. 206 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:35,414 But, uh, my husband's on the board at the hospital. 207 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,065 Oh, he is? What's his name?Mm-hmm. 208 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,848 Yeah, you're not gonna know his name. 209 00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:39,853 No. 210 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:40,904 That's how high up he is. 211 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:42,108 He's with, um... 212 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,767 Mitch and Glenn's people. 213 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,071 Who are Mitch and Glenn? 214 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:48,076 [laughing, snorting] 215 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,119 I can't feel my feet. 216 00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:51,725 [continues laughing] 217 00:07:53,255 --> 00:07:55,905 There are my stars. Okay. 218 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,523 Let's make some TV history. 219 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:58,914 Remember to keep it clean, Lowell. 220 00:07:58,956 --> 00:08:01,256 This isn't one of your space pornos. 221 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,789 Oh, Don's so nervous. 222 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:07,402 I just hope he doesn't go full goat and fall over. 223 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:09,183 ANDI: Don't worry. 224 00:08:09,227 --> 00:08:10,267 Adam will help him. 225 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:12,535 And we're rolling. 226 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,579 Okay. Hey, don't worry. 227 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,544 You got this, okay?Yeah. Okay. 228 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,893 You start us off, and I'll bring it home. 229 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,283 All right. Yeah.All right? 230 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:21,885 We're good.Right, we're ready. 231 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,936 LOWELL: And action. 232 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:27,860 Hi. My name is Don Burns, 233 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,858 and I own Burns Brothers Construction 234 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,900 along with my brother, Adam. 235 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,126 Cut. 236 00:08:38,996 --> 00:08:40,426 Uh-oh. 237 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,736 We're gonna need a puppy. 238 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:44,963 Okay, let's try it again. 239 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:46,442 Uh, Adam, 240 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:48,092 maybe put your hands in your pockets this time 241 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:51,836 and try not to look like you're falling out of a plane. 242 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,619 Take 16. 243 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,623 Only getting better. [chuckles] 244 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,665 LOWELL: And action. 245 00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:01,277 Hi. My name is Don Burns, 246 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:03,983 and I own Burns Brothers Construction 247 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,811 along with my brother, Adam. 248 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,239 Ha ha. 249 00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:10,245 You said it, Donald. 250 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:13,068 Can we say "cut"? Because somebody should say it. 251 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:14,895 Cut. 252 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:17,375 Nailed it. 253 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,428 Look at them, Don. 254 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,394 They're starstruck. 255 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,183 Poor Adam. 256 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,179 What happened out there? 257 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,221 Before we started, he was Tom Cruise. 258 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,917 As soon as I said "action," he turned into Rain Man. 259 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:37,969 I mean, was he that bad? 260 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,362 It felt bad, but I thought the camera would fix it. 261 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:43,095 The camera adds weight, not talent. 262 00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,853 Look, we're gonna have to break it to Adam, 263 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,590 but I can't do it on my own. 264 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,591 You saw how bad I am at awkward conversations. 265 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:52,684 I mean, 266 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:53,852 Don, you'll help, right? 267 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,377 Absolutely. We're family. 268 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,730 We'll all do it together.ANDI: Okay. 269 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:58,380 ADAM: Hey, I found some champagne in the garage! 270 00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,773 Okay, here he comes. 271 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,166 All right, stay calm, Andi. 272 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,170 [laughs, snorts] Oh. 273 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,262 Don! 274 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,428 You said you would help. 275 00:10:07,476 --> 00:10:09,776 That's called "acting." 276 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:11,216 Hey, whoa, w-where's everybody going? 277 00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:12,832 I got a thing.I'm going to his thing. 278 00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,793 I married the thing.I don't want to be here, 279 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,621 and I don't care who knows it. 280 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,971 Oh, well. More champagne for us. 281 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:23,541 Good. Drinking is a good idea. Yeah. 282 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,319 Uh, because, um, yeah, 283 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:27,063 I-I kind of need to tell you something. 284 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,674 Yeah, well, go ahead. I love compliments. 285 00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:31,236 [both laugh] 286 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:35,072 Um, okay, uh... 287 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,682 Well, about the commercial... 288 00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:40,644 I just... I just think that... 289 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:43,253 [laughing] 290 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:46,694 [snorting and laughing] 291 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,473 Oh. 292 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:51,737 Uh-oh. You're doing your thing. 293 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:55,091 Okay, you don't have to say it, 'cause I felt it, too. 294 00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,312 Oh. 295 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,531 Don kind of stinks. 296 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,140 Oh, boy. 297 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,792 But I think Lowell can fix that. 298 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,746 He'll just focus more on me. 299 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,194 Okay. How do I explain this to you? 300 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,191 Um... Oh. 301 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,543 Hey, remember how at all of our friends' weddings, 302 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,023 I used to get up and sing "Wind Beneath My Wings" 303 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,894 'cause I thought I was a good singer? 304 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:18,066 And then, finally, you had to wrestle me 305 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:20,162 into the ladies room at the Hilton and explain to me 306 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:23,811 that I was ruining people's most precious day? 307 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,897 [chuckling]: Yeah. Yeah. 308 00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,691 Still nothing? 309 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:33,821 Okay. Well, honey... 310 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,167 [laughs] Uh, 311 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,906 we are in the Hilton ladies room, 312 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:41,308 and you're about to be crying by the tampon machine. 313 00:11:42,527 --> 00:11:44,267 This is nothing like that. 314 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:47,752 Everyone knew you were a bad singer but you. 315 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,104 [laughing] 316 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,713 Whereas in my case, uh... Oh. 317 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:56,241 I'm sorry. 318 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,890 Huh. 319 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,764 [laughs] 320 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:03,106 I kind of pictured this going in a different direction. 321 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:05,067 I thought we'd do a bunch of commercials, 322 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:08,945 and then Terry Bradshaw would see it and be my friend. 323 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,778 Well, I'm still your friend. 324 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,389 You know, it's fine. 325 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,039 It's fine. Oh. 326 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,133 I-I'm sorry, honey. I-I know it's tough. 327 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,782 Oh, no, no. Hey, hey, 328 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,126 it needed to be said. 329 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,785 Right? 330 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,789 I'm no actor. Big deal. 331 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:29,011 The important thing is that the commercial is good. 332 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:32,192 Yeah.So I will give Lowell a call 333 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:36,759 and tell him he needs to find a better... me. 334 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,579 I think he knows. 335 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,381 I like our new Adam. You could really be brothers. 336 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:48,808 Yeah. It's nice that you're tall. 337 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,245 We could high-five, and I don't have to crouch down. 338 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,551 Whoa-oh![laughter] 339 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,815 Uh-oh. Adam, you're here. 340 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,602 Didn't you get the e-mail I sent you-- 341 00:12:57,646 --> 00:13:00,076 subject line: "Maybe stay in the house"? 342 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:02,427 It's fine. This commercial is important to Burns Brothers, 343 00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:05,257 so I think I should meet the guy who's playing me. 344 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,866 That's not gonna be uncomfortable for you? 345 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,696 What? No. 346 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,054 I rise above. That's what I do. 347 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:14,534 That's the spirit. Hey, New Adam? 348 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,576 Yeah. I'd like you to meet someone. 349 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:19,411 Oh, great. Is this who I give my lunch order to? 350 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:23,280 No. No, this is Adam Burns, the person you're playing. 351 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,854 It's okay, Lowell. Like I said, I rise above. 352 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,943 Also, there's no budget for lunch. 353 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,642 I have a cherry ChapStick. 354 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,459 You can nibble on that later. 355 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:37,561 Uh, so, uh, New Adam, uh, what's your name? 356 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,559 I'm Leif Forrest. I'm sorry? 357 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:42,131 Leif... Forrest. 358 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,386 [laughing] 359 00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,955 [laughter] 360 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,532 I'm gonna... I'm gonna go back over there, 361 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:54,139 'cause it's easier to rise above back over there. 362 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,531 [laughs] 363 00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,313 ANDI: Bob, 364 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,578 yesterday, I had to have a very awkward conversation 365 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,141 with my husband, and... Yes. 366 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:04,058 ...I realized that it's something I can do if I have to. 367 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,674 So... 368 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:08,024 can I have a raise? 369 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,464 I'll let you in on a little secret. 370 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,421 Our hospital's getting bought by SuperMed, 371 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:15,030 and they said they have big plans for our lab. 372 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,731 I have a call with them later to finalize the details, 373 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:20,249 and when I do, you're gonna get that raise. 374 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,644 Really?! [laughing]: Yes. 375 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,427 Oh, thank you, Bob. 376 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:27,132 I am so proud of myself. 377 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,610 I didn't even snort on you. 378 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,130 [both laughing] 379 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,783 Well, we're both happy about that. 380 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,217 [both laughing] 381 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,573 [snorting] Damn it! 382 00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,442 Yeah. 383 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,444 All right, let's get started. 384 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:41,786 Burns Brothers Commercial, Episode II: A New Hope. 385 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:45,097 Take one. Action. 386 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,145 Hi. My name is Don Burns, 387 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,930 and I own Burns Brothers Construction, 388 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,405 along with my brother Adam. 389 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:52,154 Here at Burns Brothers, 390 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,675 we know you need quality work at low prices. 391 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:57,239 Cut!No. No, no. 392 00:14:57,287 --> 00:15:00,247 You don't say "cut." Isay "cut." Cut. Now it's official. 393 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:03,470 Leif, you're doing great so far, but I just wanted to point out, 394 00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:06,471 you're saying "quality work at low prices." 395 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:11,784 Yeah. It's quali-TEE work at low PRI-ces. 396 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,263 But nobody talks like that. 397 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,964 I'm just trying to help, you know? 398 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:19,532 You've never actually built a mini-mall, but I have, so... 399 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:23,010 Well, I went to six weeks of acting classes ina mini-mall, 400 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,532 so, I know what I'm doing. 401 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,745 LOWELL: Okay, okay. 402 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,445 Adam-- TV Adam-- let's just give it another try. 403 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,848 Are you sure this guy's better than me? 404 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,239 Yes! Sorry. Yes. 405 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,904 And action. 406 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,249 Hi. My name is Don Burns, 407 00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,899 and I own Burns Brothers Construction, 408 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,683 along with my brother Adam. 409 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:48,337 Here at Burns Brothers...ADAM: Cut! 410 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,994 Why are you making that face? 411 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,208 I wasn't making a face. 412 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,777 Oh, sorry, sorry. 413 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:57,614 I... I thought you were making a stupid face. 414 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,092 It's just regular, you guys. 415 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,612 It's just his regular face. 416 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,046 And... action. 417 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,575 Hi. I'm Don Burns, and... 418 00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,098 Cut. 419 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,322 LOWELL: Adam, what are you doing? 420 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,580 Just one second. I think I can help this guy. 421 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,233 Cut. Son of a biscuit! 422 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,577 Okay. Uh... 423 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:18,186 You're playing me. Right? Okay? 424 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,978 I am not this. 425 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,553 All right? I am this. 426 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,718 Okay, that's it. 427 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,678 I can't work with this guy. 428 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,896 Uh-oh. Looks like we have 429 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,856 a diva on our hands. 430 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,384 Let's get you a snack. 431 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,128 Do you eat snacks, or do you just do push-ups, or...? 432 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,742 What is with you?What? 433 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,352 Look, we need this commercial to be good, 434 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,742 and Forrest Gump over there isn't bringing the magic. 435 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,696 And that's it? 436 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,314 Well, yeah. What else would there be? 437 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,095 Oh, come on, man. It's obvious. 438 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,709 You feel threatened 439 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,879 because Leif and I are very tall. 440 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,024 I am normal height. 441 00:16:58,060 --> 00:17:00,370 This is what people look like. 442 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,370 And if I feel threatened, it's because it's my fault 443 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,112 our company's in trouble. 444 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,943 I feel like you're losing confidence in me, 445 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,721 and now you have literally replaced me. 446 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:11,116 That was my second guess. 447 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:15,300 Wow. I think I just unlocked something there. 448 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,208 My neck feels so loose all of a sudden. 449 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,905 Hey, what happened with Lisa isn't your fault. 450 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,004 We both screwed that up. 451 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,311 Well, thanks for saying that. 452 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,702 Hey, and you were a little right. 453 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,876 Leif is very tall, and I don't love it. 454 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,492 Look, 455 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:40,583 if you don't like that guy, then I don't like that guy. 456 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,894 Hey, Leif, you're out of here. 457 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,111 Wait. What? Why? 458 00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,851 Because I'd rather make the worst commercial ever 459 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,982 with my brother than a great commercial 460 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,195 with the most talented man I've ever met. 461 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,467 Don, you're firing this guy 462 00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,419 when he didn't do a single thing wrong. 463 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,335 You're a good brother. 464 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:05,044 This is the most unprofessional set I have ever been on. 465 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,964 And I have been on three. 466 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,961 Hey, welcome back. 467 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,395 Okay, gentlemen, 468 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,103 let's make a terrible commercial. 469 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,530 Come on. 470 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:24,283 Hi. My name is Don Burns, 471 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,630 and my brother Adam and I own Burns Brothers Construction. 472 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,851 You want quality work at a low price. 473 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:32,291 That's why we'll match or beat our competition, 474 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:36,118 because here at Burns Brothers, not only do we love puppies... 475 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:40,471 BOTH [yelling]: We hate money! 476 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,820 [upbeat tune plays] 477 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,040 [whoosh, rumble] 478 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,989 I love it! 479 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,037 Me not talking was a good idea. 480 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,833 That puppy's got a hell of a career ahead of him. 481 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,608 Yeah.We did it, brother, you and me. 482 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,443 Yeah. Ah! 483 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,871 "Good job, Lowell." "Good job, Lowell." 484 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,877 "Oh, thank you. It's nice to hear." 485 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,439 Great job, Lowell. Thank you. 486 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,966 [door opens, Adam chuckles] 487 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,100 Hey, Andi, we finished our commercial. 488 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,193 I think our troubles are finally... 489 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,712 What's the matter? 490 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,145 I just got laid off. 491 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,111 What?! Yeah. The... 492 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,930 The hospital got bought, 493 00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,887 and the new owners eliminated our whole department. 494 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:18,766 When Bob had his call with them, they just fired all of us. 495 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:22,729 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 496 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,640 Whoa. 497 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:29,116 Wow. I guess now neither of us are working. 498 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:34,264 Well, look at it this way. 499 00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,613 It's a good thing you guys hate money. 500 00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:48,799 Okay, let's just try to think about the good stuff, huh? 501 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:52,019 I mean, we have a lot to be thankful for. 502 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,500 Yeah, you're right. 503 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,541 We've got some money set aside, 504 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,276 and I've got no secret second family, 505 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:01,367 so we're saving money right there. 506 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,157 Yeah, I think we're gonna be all right. 507 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,773 Of course we will. 508 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,693 Hey, I don't want you worrying. 509 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:13,297 You know what I just realized? 510 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,392 Hmm? 511 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:19,001 I'm out of work, and you're out of work. 512 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:22,873 So we're finally getting paid the same for the same job. 513 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,567 [chuckles]There's your equal rights. 514 00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:26,534 [chuckling] 515 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:31,747 WOMAN: ♪ Go ahead and get drunk as a skunk ♪ 516 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:35,095 ♪ We'll get you out of jail! 517 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:37,316 Damn, it iscatchy.Mm. 518 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,496 We should have done a jingle. 519 00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,542 What? 520 00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:47,681 Captioning sponsored by CBS 521 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:50,734 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org