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Hello there, sexy.
Oh... No, don't touch the tie.
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I had to watch a YouTube video
to get the knot right.
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We made it, brother.
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Building a mini-mall.
What's bigger than that?
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Well, a mall.
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Yeah.
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I love seeing you guys
all fancy.
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It's a big step up
from the open robe
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I usually see at breakfast.
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You're welcome.
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Hey, um,
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since you guys are so busy,
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why don't I take
some personal days this week
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and fill in for you
as room parent?
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You can do that?
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This will give me a chance
to dazzle Mrs. Rodriguez
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so she'll recommend Emme
to the good first grade teacher,
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and not the one that takes
out her teeth during quiet time.
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Yeah, well, good luck.
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Rodriguez's bar for room parents
is way too high.
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I've done my best to
bring it down, but it's still...
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(whistles)
up there.
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Okay, well,
don't worry about me.
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You know that bar
that you haven't met?
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I set it.
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I'm just saying, she's
not an easy woman to please.
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Well, there's a reason she's
good-looking, but not married.
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There's trouble under the hood.
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Come on. We should get going.
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Kids! Time for school.
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I'm gonna hit
the bathroom first this time.
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Good thinking.
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(laughs):
Yeah.
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Every office we go to
has a different bathroom code.
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I can't keep 'em all straight.
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Last week, I had to pee
in the parking garage.
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I hit the car alarm
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when he was in mid-stream.
He looked like a lawn sprinkler.
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LISA:
Okay, guys.
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These bids
look excellent.
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And how are you coming
with those 3-D models?
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Good. Yeah, we hired a computer
guy, Lowell, he's great.
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Yeah, yeah, nice
having him around.
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He smells better
than any man
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I've ever known.
(chuckles)
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Well, that's important,
I suppose.
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So let's talk about our meeting,
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uh, this week
with the investors.
DON: Mm-hmm.
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It's critical
you appear professional.
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Ooh, I'll wear my tie
that looks like a fish.
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It's a crowd-pleaser
and very realistic.
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A seagull
attacked me once.
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That's how you know
it's a good one.
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All right. I think
we said enough here.
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Maybe too much.
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Uh, Lisa, we'll let you
get back to work.
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Oh. Okay, take care.
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Uh-huh. Adam,
stick around for a second.
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Oh?
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Yep, you're done.
Oh. Okay.
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I don't want Don at
the investors' meeting.
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These people need to know
their money is in serious hands,
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and Don's a fish tie guy.
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Oh, I'll tell him
to wear a regular tie.
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Plus, I think he might
have relieved himself
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in our parking garage last week.
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I don't think it was him.
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You don't have
security cameras, do you?
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You know...
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he just doesn't fit
in a corporate environment.
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So, take care of this for me.
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Okay.
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You're the boss.
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Hey, I know it's tough,
but welcome to the big leagues.
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Mm.
I had to fire my mother
on a Saturday,
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then take her out to
Easter brunch the next morning.
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That was a... quiet meal.
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What'd she do, wear a fish tie?
(chuckles)
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I'll, uh, I'll figure out
a way to break it to Don.
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Mm. Word of advice:
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when I'm giving someone
bad news,
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I always use
the direct approach.
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I look them in the eye,
put my hand on their shoulder,
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and say, "Mom, you're fired."
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You're right,
it does get quiet after that.
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¶ ¶
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So? How'd the meeting
with the developer go?
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McCaffrey didn't know
what hit her.
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We blew that place up.
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There's shrapnel
all over her office.
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What's he saying?
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Is everything ruined?
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No. No, it went fine.
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Hey, what did Lisa want
to talk to you about?
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Well, um...
(sighs)
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Okay, there's something
I need to tell you.
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Uh...
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Lisa thinks that
your fun personality
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might be too much
for the investors.
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And she, uh,
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she wants you to sit out
the meeting.
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(gasps)
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Could you please not do that?
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Well, I hope you told her
to take a flying leap.
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Don, we've given up
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all our other work for this job.
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Okay? Plus, she's the boss.
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Well, she may be the boss,
but I'm going to that meeting.
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I'm gonna let her know
exactly what I think of her.
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(gasps) Sorry,
that was me again.
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I'm too mad to work.
I'm gonna sit in the truck
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and listen to Johnny Cash
and eat my feelings.
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And Lowell's candies.
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It's a meeting,
and you're not invited.
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(sighs)
Oh, man, I feel terrible.
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Well, I'd offer you
a butterscotch,
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but he took them all.
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I've got to figure out
a way to calm him down.
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He cannot go
yell at Lisa.
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She fired her own mother.
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She'll have no problem
firing us.
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You know,
when I was in marketing
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and a client was upset,
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we would send them
a gift basket.
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It made them feel appreciated.
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A gift basket?
They're doing some amazing stuff
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with fruit these days.
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No. Don hates fruit.
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He says it's like
eating a tree's baby.
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And I'm not the one
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who needs to make him
feel appreciated, Lisa is.
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Ooh. Wait, what about this:
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I'll send Don a basket
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and say it's from Lisa.
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I see what you did.
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You took a nice idea
and added a lie to it.
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Morning, Alicia.
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I'm surprised to see you here.
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Oh, I'm covering
for Adam this week.
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Oh, thank God.
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I know, right?
(chuckles)
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And I just
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wanted to thank you for
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what a wonderful job
you've done with Emme this year.
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So here
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is a cup of coffee,
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and a muffin
from your favorite bakery.
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Oh.
(chuckles)
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And it doesn't have
anything to do with
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hoping you'll help get Emme
into the good first grade class.
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Coffee's a large, by the way.
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Andi, are you trying
to influence me with gifts?
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I don't know, am I?
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I think you are.
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And I like it.
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(both laugh)
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But honestly, a muffin?
(chuckles)
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Okay. I guess I'll just put it
over here with all the others.
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All right,
so how do we get this done?
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Huh? Nice bottle of wine,
spa day?
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I drop a $20 and walk away?
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(sighs) You know,
if I was so overwhelmed
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by the amazing job you did
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with the kids'
Spring Fling party this week--
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I'm thinking Hawaiian luau--
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I'd say we have a deal.
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(laughs): A Hawaiian luau
for a bunch of kids?
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Oh, you're serious.
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Um, yeah.
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All right, yeah.
I'm on it. Surf's up.
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(chuckles)
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(softly):
Damn.
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Yeah, I took your advice,
what do you think?
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Don's going to love it.
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And he can repurpose
this basket for so many things.
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Picnics, an herb garden.
He could put it
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on the front of his bike
and drive around
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with a little dog in there.
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Lowell, you want the
basket after he's done?
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If you could put a good word in,
I'd appreciate it.
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Hey, Lowell.
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Backstabber.
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What's this?
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Oh, yeah, that came
for you today.
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We don't know
who it's from.
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Eh, someone knows,
but not the two of us.
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(clicks tongue)
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"Dear Don, between us,
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"you're my favorite
Burns brother.
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Lisa."
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Why would she send me this
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if she doesn't want me
at the meeting?
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Great question.
Lowell?
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Me?
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It's because
she appreciates you.
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(snaps fingers)
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I know what's
going on here.
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You do?
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Mm-hmm. She's into me.
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Look at this stuff:
wine, chocolates.
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All aphrodisiacs.
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This woman wants to lay with me.
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What's that, now?
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Yeah, that's-that's why she
doesn't want me at the meeting.
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She's worried she can't
control herself around me.
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She's a hungry bear,
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and I'm a pot of honey.
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It wouldn't be right
to yell at her now.
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Yeah, you're-you're
right.
Yeah.
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He's right, it
wouldn't be right.
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Yeah, I mean, uh, you can't
yell at a woman in love.
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That'd be mean.
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00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,653
And you're not
mean, you're...
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a, uh... you're a...
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What is he, Lowell?
Pot of honey.
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You're a pot of honey.
That's right, yeah.
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Yeah, okay, so you skip the
meeting, I'll handle that.
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And everybody will live
happily ever after.
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Right?
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You take the things
in the basket,
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I'll take the basket,
222
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and it'll be like
it never happened.
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Thank you for
volunteering to help me.
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Rodriguez is out of her
mind with this party.
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Well, so just tell her
it's too much.
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Sounds like someone
already got their daughter
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into the good
first grade class. Hmm?
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I learned Spanish and picked
her mother up from the airport.
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Or aeropuerto.
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Okay, well, I can't do that,
so this party has to kick butt.
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But, I mean, look
at this list.
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I mean, inflatable palm trees,
grass skirts, virgin daiquiris?
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Why don't I just resurrect
Don Ho while I'm at it?
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Don who?
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Ho.
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Don't get nasty.
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(laughs):
No.
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00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,041
Don Ho was a ukulele player
from the '70s.
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00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,084
Oh.
Yeah.
240
00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:09,079
Sometimes I forget how much
older you guys are than me.
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I worded that
incorrectly.
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Mm-hmm.
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Wait, so Lisa McCaffrey's
coming on to Don?
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My husband has
that effect on women.
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Every time
he leaves the house,
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it's like throwing a hunk
of meat into an alligator pit.
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I mean, some of
this is my fault.
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There I was, parading around
her in my khaki Dockers
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like a Chippendale.
(giggles)
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I got an idea:
let's stop talking about this,
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and just build
a mini-mall. Hmm?
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Yeah.
Well, hold on.
253
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,783
He can't act
like nothing happened.
254
00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,622
Don, you have
to tell her
255
00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:46,687
that she needs to keep
her horny mitts off of you.
256
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,987
What? No, he doesn't.
257
00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,148
Yeah, I'm with Marcy.
258
00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:51,156
What? No, you're not.
Ye-Yeah,
259
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,158
I mean, a woman doesn't
write a guy a note like that
260
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,130
if she's not interested.
261
00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,258
I mean, is-isn't she
recently divorced?
262
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,063
No, no, no.
263
00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,625
It's been,
like, three months.
264
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,702
Yeah, and now she wants to
bounce back with a married guy,
265
00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,205
which is exactly
how I'd play it.
266
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:10,307
Well, sounds like you put
some thought into that.
267
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,140
Okay, everybody,
just relax, all right?
268
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,345
She sent him
a gift basket,
269
00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:16,147
not her underwear
and a motel key.
270
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,879
Nobody needs to
talk to Lisa.
271
00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:20,685
Well, I think he needs
to say something to her.
272
00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:21,747
Don't you agree, Andi?
273
00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,885
No, she doesn't agree.
274
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,659
Don't talk for me.
275
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,758
I thought
you loved that.
276
00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,931
I think you
know I don't.
277
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:32,000
If I were talking for you
right now,
278
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,899
I would say
you love that.
279
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:38,039
Marcy, I-I think
you're right.
280
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,068
I should let Lisa know
that this pot of honey
281
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:43,643
already has a mean,
beautiful she-bear.
282
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,505
I'm gonna call
her tomorrow.
283
00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,182
What? No, I don't think
you should do that at all.
284
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:50,051
I think you should
just let it go.
285
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,920
Drop it, choke it,
put it in a sack,
286
00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,218
throw it in the river.
287
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,020
Nah, I'm gonna
call her tomorrow.
288
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,322
Yeah, good boy.
289
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,093
Now, let's go home
for your reward.
290
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,061
Ooh.
291
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,759
My she-bear's
on the prowl.
292
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:05,132
You're a good husband, Don.
293
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,174
What are you doing?
294
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,148
What are you doing?
295
00:11:10,153 --> 00:11:12,143
If he calls Lisa,
the mini-mall project is dead.
296
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,239
Why?
297
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,110
Because she didn't
seduce my brother.
298
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,008
I did!
299
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,775
So you sent Don
a fancy gift basket?
Right.
300
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,185
And for Mother's Day,
you got me a Sausage McMuffin.
301
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,087
Can we stick to
the problem at hand, huh?
302
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,264
Don is gonna call our boss
303
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,029
and break off a relationship
304
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,427
she doesn't know exists
because it doesn't exist.
305
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,380
Okay? And when
306
00:11:38,381 --> 00:11:40,331
that happens,
the mini-mall is dead.
307
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,033
Well, then you need
to do the right thing.
308
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,866
I agree.
309
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,711
What is that?
310
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,238
You have to keep lying.
311
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,182
(laughs)
Is this one of those times
312
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,251
where you say one thing,
but you mean the opposite?
313
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,919
Huh? Like when you said
314
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,288
you'd never bring up
the Mother's Day McMuffin again?
315
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:03,287
Look, right now,
you need to protect
316
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,290
both Don and the mini-mall job.
317
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,192
It's time to
double down, babe.
318
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,259
I like this side of you.
319
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:14,104
Okay. Here's how you
handle it, all right?
320
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,801
You send Don another
note from Lisa
321
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,973
and say, "We have to keep
our feelings a secret
322
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,313
and never discuss them,
not even with each other."
323
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,979
Ooh, that's clever.
324
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,478
Mm.
Yeah-- wait.
325
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:28,450
Should I be worried
about how good you are
326
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,978
at manipulating people?
327
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,223
What?
328
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:35,749
Honey, you're way
too smart for that.
329
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,856
All this party
stuff looks great.
330
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,766
Do they even have
monkeys in Hawaii?
331
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:52,869
Well, I almost passed out
blowing them up, so they do now.
332
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,875
We may have overdone it
with the virgin daiquiris.
333
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,137
There's a ton left inside.
Good.
334
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:02,176
Later, we'll mix in some rum
and celebrate Emme
335
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,322
getting the good
first grade teacher.
336
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,358
"Dear Don, we have to keep
our feelings a secret
337
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:14,258
"and never discuss them,
not even with each other.
338
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:20,102
"I know you may want to,
but you shouldn't. Lisa.
339
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,570
P.S. Don't talk
to me about this."
340
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:27,410
And I may be reading between
the lines, but sounds to me--
341
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,967
this is just me--
342
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,506
it sounds like
you shouldn't call her.
343
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,341
Well, no need to.
344
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,106
Right before
you got in,
345
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:37,315
I sent her some flowers
with a steamy note.
346
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,117
You sent her flowers?
347
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,550
Why would you do that?
348
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:42,545
Because I got to thinking.
349
00:13:42,556 --> 00:13:44,116
Why would you do that?
350
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,394
We can't afford to screw up
this mini-mall gig,
351
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,263
so I need to keep her
on the hook.
352
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:52,001
It's a dance, Adam,
and you're looking at Beyoncé.
353
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,328
No, I'm not!
354
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,578
Lowell?
355
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,212
You okay?
356
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:09,554
Hiya.
357
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,379
What's the matter with you?
358
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,445
I must've dozed off.
359
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,524
I had a few
virgin daiquiris.
360
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:20,294
They made me happy.
361
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,433
Then dancy,
then sleepy.
362
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,100
I've been every dwarf today.
363
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,898
Oh, my God.
364
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,073
There's alcohol in here.
365
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,342
That explains a lot.
366
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:37,041
How can that be?
367
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,643
I mean, t-the label
says "virgin."
368
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,825
What?
369
00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:45,021
Oh... it's Tropical Virgin
brand daiquiri.
370
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,589
It's not tropical
virgin daiquiri.
371
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,459
Okay, the kids are
still at assembly.
372
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,928
I have 15 minutes before they
get drunk and I get arrested.
373
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,057
Wait, Andi.
374
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,361
What?
375
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,363
On your way back,
pick up some tacos.
376
00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,425
Oh, my...
377
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,568
(whispers):
Okay.
378
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,310
Good morning.
379
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,645
What are you doing?
380
00:15:17,651 --> 00:15:21,021
I'm just wishing everyone
good morning.
381
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,051
Yeah.
382
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,215
Okay, got to go.
383
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,493
I'm off to accounting, then HR.
384
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,121
What a bunch of stiffs they are.
385
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,326
(laughs)
386
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,357
Are those flowers for me?
387
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,032
Uh, no, no, different Lisa.
(chuckles)
388
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,702
Oh, so, you're in my office
with flowers
389
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,671
for a different person
named Lisa?
390
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,001
Yes.
391
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,366
Lisa... Marie Presley.
392
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:43,465
Yeah.
393
00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,536
I'm a big fan, yeah.
394
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,584
Is she in yet?
395
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,605
Okay, everyone,
it's time to start
396
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,146
our Hawaiian luau.
397
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,251
CHILDREN:
Yay!
398
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,459
(distorted):
No!
399
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,400
Is there alcohol in this?
400
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,573
Yes, but... the good news is:
401
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,073
none of the kids
are driving, so...
402
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,077
So, because of you,
fish tie guy
403
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,750
thinks I have
the hots for him.
404
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:26,719
Do you have any idea
how unprofessional all this is?
405
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,288
I have a sense.
406
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,660
Look, I was
just trying
407
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,358
to keep the project on track
408
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,430
and protect
my brother's feelings.
409
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,528
Well, turns out
you can't do both.
410
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:40,472
Then you know what?
411
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,097
I get that this
investor meeting's important,
412
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,742
but here's the deal:
413
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:47,367
either Don and I do it together
or we don't do it at all.
414
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,744
And that's your bottom line?
415
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,113
Yep. I'll walk away.
416
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,082
Okay.
417
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:03,424
I'm walking.
418
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,263
Here I go.
419
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,459
Don't try to stop me.
(scoffs)
420
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,761
You're barely moving.
Well, I want you
421
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:12,363
to get a good look
at what you're losing.
422
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:16,768
Did you say something?
423
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,570
Nope.
424
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,611
Okay, look, I know
business is business,
425
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,537
but I have a family business.
426
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,112
My brother and I
like each other.
427
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:26,380
Our brunches are very loud.
428
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,549
Well, I do appreciate
your loyalty.
429
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,147
My therapist says it's good
for me to be around people
430
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,693
who experience
real human emotions.
431
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,564
Had to have a therapist
tell you that, huh?
432
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,290
Well, things have been
quiet at my house
433
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,526
since my mom moved out.
434
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:49,532
Yeah, I didn't just fire her,
I also evicted her.
435
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:51,066
Ouch.
436
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:53,541
Tell you what:
437
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,410
because you guys
are the best in the business,
438
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,239
if we never
439
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,613
have to talk about this
440
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,311
ever again, we're good.
441
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,613
And Don can come to the meeting.
442
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,725
Thank you.
443
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,853
And don't worry,
this is definitely over.
444
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:07,723
(mouths)
445
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,150
Look, baby,
446
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,485
we got to call
this thing off.
447
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,620
What are you doing here?
448
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,485
Well, I'm just hanging.
This is my hang now.
449
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:19,255
Look, I tried to play this game,
450
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,295
but I'm a one-woman man.
(groans)
451
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,099
Fact is, I'm not Beyoncé.
452
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,636
I'm Adele.
453
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,408
I rock the house,
but I don't dance.
454
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:32,680
Okay, you know what,
I've had enough.
455
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,609
This is getting
ridiculous.
456
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,675
Don...
457
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:39,683
Did you say Don or Mom?
458
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,419
Don...
459
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,355
I want you real bad.
460
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:56,665
But I can't have you,
so please leave.
461
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,535
Listen, you're a special lady.
462
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,441
If something should happen
to my wife,
463
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,743
I'll put you on the list.
464
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:05,814
(mouths)
465
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,854
Okay,
466
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:09,808
good-bye.
467
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,789
Playing the mom card was cold.
468
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,792
You're a good businessman.
469
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,633
But don't let it
happen again.
470
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,629
You already have two strikes.
471
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,601
Two strikes?
472
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,628
We have security cameras
473
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,474
in the parking garage.
474
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,311
So I'm guessing
Emme's not getting
475
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,213
the good first
grade teacher?
476
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,316
No, she's in.
477
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,246
All I had to do was promise
that neither of us
478
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:50,785
would be room parent next year.
479
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,325
You got us banned
from being room parents?
480
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,978
Mm-hmm.
481
00:19:56,979 --> 00:19:58,629
I have never been more
in love with you.
482
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,730
(doorbell rings)
Mm.
483
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,374
Will you grab that?
484
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,639
Mm-hmm.
485
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,805
What's this?
486
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,510
I don't know. Read the card.
487
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,454
Okay.
488
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,392
"Thanks for your help
this week.
489
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,717
I'm the luckiest guy
in the world. Love, Adam."
490
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,593
Aw.
491
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,462
(squeals)
492
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,696
It's a Sausage McMuffin.
493
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,641
You get it?
That's our thing now.
494
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,368
It is kind of cute.
495
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:41,543
(chuckles)
496
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,381
And yum.
(chuckles)
497
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,777
Wow, that smells good.
498
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,878
I should've sent
two of those.
499
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,710
You're gonna
have to fight me for it.
500
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,546
Well, you better start running.
501
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,481
(scoffs)
502
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,716
No, no!
Give me that muffin!
503
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,722
Yeah. (whoops)
504
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:05,397
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