1
00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,241
How'd it go at the bank?
Not good.
2
00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:09,443
This mini-mall job prep
is costing us a fortune.
3
00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:11,506
The rental on the crane,
the lumber.
4
00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,075
Our account balance is so low,
5
00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:15,513
they wouldn't even
give me a lollipop.
6
00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:17,779
But it's the biggest
job we've ever done.
7
00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,318
We should be rolling
in the dough.
8
00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,792
I was gonna start hanging
out with Jimmy Buffett.
9
00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:24,092
We don't get paid
until we start the job,
10
00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:26,094
and the permits are taking
longer than they're supposed to.
11
00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:29,326
We just... we can't cover
all these bills.
12
00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:32,202
Well, then charge it
to a credit card,
13
00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:34,802
and then charge that
to another credit card.
14
00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:37,095
Nobody pays for anything
in this country.
15
00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,237
That's how we all have
so much stuff.
16
00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,405
I don't think you're getting
enough oxygen up there.
17
00:00:45,145 --> 00:00:46,445
Okay, look, we're gonna
have to put our own
18
00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,610
personal money in
and float the company
19
00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:49,207
until we get paid.
20
00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:51,119
All right, okay,
I'll kick in my share.
21
00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:53,391
If I want to have a real
relationship with Jimmy Buffett,
22
00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,420
he's got to like me for me.
23
00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,356
What's happening?
Are you cleaning?
24
00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,095
The pantry?
(gasps)
25
00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:10,074
I have dreamed of this day
for so many years.
26
00:01:10,837 --> 00:01:12,337
No, no, no, no,
27
00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,112
we need to do a little
family belt-tightening
28
00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:15,571
until this mini-mall job starts.
29
00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,409
Look at all this food
we never eat.
30
00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,544
Why do we have
five bags of rice?
31
00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,379
Because you didn't see
the other five bags
32
00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:22,584
that are still in there.
33
00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:25,554
Look, don't get stressed,
all right?
34
00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,145
We'll just loan money
to the company,
35
00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:28,347
we've done it before.
36
00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:29,858
Just let me know
before you do it.
37
00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:32,160
Don't worry, I will.
I did it this morning.
38
00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,258
Okay, well, as long as
it wasn't all of it.
39
00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,827
No, no, of course not.
(chuckles)
40
00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,195
It was all of it.
41
00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:44,142
But I have to put down
the kids' deposits
42
00:01:44,171 --> 00:01:46,171
for summer camp
or we'll lose our spot.
43
00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,466
What? They don't need camp.
44
00:01:47,507 --> 00:01:49,337
Let them stare at a wall
and be bored all summer
45
00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:50,476
like we were.
46
00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:51,840
Huh?
47
00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:54,348
Made us strong and angry.
48
00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:56,581
Camp's not for them;
it's for us.
49
00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:57,616
What?
Yeah.
50
00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,151
Remember that week last summer
51
00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:00,316
when Kate and Teddy were at camp
52
00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:01,523
and Emme was at my parents?
53
00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:05,516
(gasps)
No pants week.
54
00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:07,589
Can't tell me you're
not gonna miss that.
55
00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,387
Okay, all right,
new strategy:
56
00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,329
we're gonna prioritize camp
over everything else
57
00:02:11,364 --> 00:02:12,534
around here,
starting with the food.
58
00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:13,866
No new food
59
00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:17,170
until we eat everything
in the house.
60
00:02:17,204 --> 00:02:18,504
Daddy, can I have a snack?
61
00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,238
Uh, you bet, yeah.
62
00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,643
Uh, here, how about a half
gallon of fruit cocktail?
63
00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:24,910
Yay!
64
00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:29,554
Why do we try so hard
at Christmas?
I...
65
00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:34,219
So, your brother's
birthday is coming up,
66
00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:36,424
and I'm gonna have
his party at our place.
67
00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:39,356
Oh, uh, I think Marcy's
planning on hosting it.
68
00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,192
Interesting.
69
00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:44,528
I had no idea his wife was
plotting behind my back.
70
00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:46,634
Oh, no, no, no, no,
I didn't mean...
71
00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,266
Thank you for
being on my team.
72
00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:50,902
I'm not on anybody's team.
73
00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:52,937
I don't, I don't even know
what game we're playing.
74
00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:56,844
All right, Mom, Dad.
75
00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,436
Dig in, huh?
76
00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:01,908
Hot dogs and rice--
where's the bun?
77
00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,778
Well, just roll it
around in the rice.
78
00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,517
It'll make
its own bun.
79
00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,922
Looks like it's
giving me the finger.
80
00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,886
We're just doing
a little belt-tightening
81
00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,425
since Adam's
between jobs.
82
00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,330
Yeah-- what, no,
I'm not between jobs.
83
00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,332
I just finished one job
and I'm about to start another.
84
00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,265
So between jobs.
85
00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,901
In front of jobs.
86
00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,237
Boom and bust-- that's
what I warned you about
87
00:03:26,273 --> 00:03:27,543
when you started
that business.
88
00:03:27,574 --> 00:03:29,244
There's no bust.
89
00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,476
There's boom,
space, boom.
90
00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:37,247
And right now
we're in the space.
91
00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:41,324
You know, I think this meal
has a real international flair.
92
00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:44,424
This must be what they eat
at Chinese baseball games.
93
00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:46,955
I'll tell you what,
94
00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:48,933
you need money, I'll
loan you the money.
95
00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,262
What do you say?
96
00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,557
No, thank you.
Yes, please.
97
00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,369
Well, which is it?
98
00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,601
No, thank you.
Yes, please.
99
00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:59,566
Andi, uh, can I talk
to you in the...
100
00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,236
pantry, please?
101
00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,939
Absolutely.
102
00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,608
They want to
argue privately.
103
00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:09,546
Yeah, he doesn't want
us to hear her win.
Mm.
104
00:04:11,351 --> 00:04:12,951
What are you doing out there?
Well...
105
00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:15,916
Look, I know your relationship
with your Dad is complex,
106
00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,315
but that's not gonna change.
107
00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,557
But if we take
this loan,
108
00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:19,991
what can change
109
00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,956
is that we'll have
hot dog buns, huh?
110
00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,295
And the kids
can go to camp,
111
00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,930
and you won't have to wash
112
00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:27,434
your pants for a week
'cause you won't be wearing any.
113
00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:30,869
Oh! No, no, no, no.
114
00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:32,544
Borrowing money from family
is a bad idea.
115
00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,312
It brings out
the worst in people.
116
00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,871
Technically, you borrowed
money from me today.
117
00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,409
And it's bringing out
the worst in you.
118
00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,545
You will thank me later,
all right?
119
00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,310
This is the right move.
120
00:04:42,349 --> 00:04:44,919
(sighs)
Are those hot dog buns?
121
00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,891
Shh!
122
00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,520
There's only two left.
123
00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:50,355
I'm saving them for us.
Aw.
124
00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:53,559
Hey, Bev,
125
00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,663
they found
hot dog buns.
126
00:04:57,063 --> 00:04:59,063
¶
127
00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,442
Dad?
128
00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,837
Pretty fancy digs
you got here.
129
00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,548
Is this an office
or a Ramada Inn?
130
00:05:14,581 --> 00:05:16,011
Fancy?
131
00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,019
It's a trailer we bought
at a police auction.
132
00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,821
Someone may or may not
have died in here.
133
00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,454
So, uh, what
brings you around?
134
00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,489
Well, I wanted to get a look
at how you're running things
135
00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,934
now that I've invested
money in the company.
136
00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,030
No, no, no.
137
00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:30,932
You did not invest
in the company.
138
00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:32,564
You loaned the money
to me personally.
139
00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:33,829
What's the big deal?
140
00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,827
I mean, Don seemed
happy to see me.
141
00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,939
Yes, I did and yes, I am.
142
00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,971
You should listen to Dad;
he's got some great ideas.
143
00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,036
You know, he didn't need
to borrow money from me.
144
00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,036
Well, I have more expenses
than he does.
145
00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,848
He only had one kid;
you had three
146
00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,080
because you can't control
your urges.
147
00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,950
I'm controlling
my urges right now.
Mm-hmm.
148
00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,986
Ah, what's this?
149
00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,961
Oh, that's a lumber invoice
for the mini-mall project.
150
00:05:57,991 --> 00:06:00,131
That's a lot of wood--
have you counted it?
151
00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,530
What?
Nobody counts the wood, Dad.
152
00:06:02,562 --> 00:06:04,502
It'd take forever.
153
00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,401
This place'd just be called
Burns Brothers Wood Counting.
154
00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:08,634
I'll do it.
155
00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:11,568
This is why I got to
keep an eye on this place.
156
00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,974
And I'm happy to
have you, Pop.
157
00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,507
This is a nightmare,
you got to get rid of him.
158
00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,413
Why didn't you say that
while he was in here?
159
00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:20,505
That's not my role in the
family; it's you versus us,
160
00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,447
and right now
you've got to stop us.
161
00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:25,416
I don't know if either
of you are concerned,
162
00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:29,092
but your dad is outside
yelling at a pile of wood.
163
00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:32,562
According to my mother, that's
how the wood knows he cares.
164
00:06:32,592 --> 00:06:34,562
Uh, can you give this
receipt to Marcy?
165
00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:37,034
I'm doing a charity drive and
she was kind enough to donate
166
00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,603
your old laptop to the library.
167
00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,201
Did you say my old laptop?
168
00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,903
My personal, private laptop?
169
00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:43,535
Ruh-roh.
170
00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,100
How did she find it?
171
00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,168
I hid it in my sock drawer.
172
00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:47,966
That's where he used to hide
his girlie magazines
173
00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:49,537
when we were kids.
174
00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,136
You know, you're taller,
but you're still a pervert.
175
00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:53,007
Don, they'll erase the
laptop before they share it
176
00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,876
with the public.
177
00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,554
No, no, they can't do that.
I got personal stuff on there.
178
00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,623
I need it back.
179
00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:00,020
I'm not sure I can get it back.
180
00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:02,023
This is gonna be
so embarrassing.
181
00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:04,885
(chuckles) You know what? This
day did not start out great,
182
00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,864
but you have really
turned it around for me.
183
00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,462
(door opens)
184
00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:12,527
Hey.
Hey.
185
00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:13,595
Check it out.
186
00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:17,174
A full bag of hot dog buns.
187
00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:20,065
We're back, baby.
188
00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:23,578
I am feeling very
right about this loan.
189
00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,840
Oh, yeah?
190
00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,138
I had to work here
this afternoon.
191
00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,579
Dad came to the office
192
00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,154
and was sticking his nose
in everything.
193
00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,852
Look, I know you that you
want me to be outraged,
194
00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,946
but I just paid the
kids' summer camp deposits,
195
00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,158
so I'm thinking that
your short-term pain
196
00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:39,590
is worth our long-term gain.
197
00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,156
A-boop.
198
00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,594
JOE:
Oh.
199
00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,599
Your credit card bill
is ridiculous.
200
00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,872
Oh, great, now he's here
and he's going through our mail.
201
00:07:48,902 --> 00:07:52,072
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that's a federal offense.
202
00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:55,065
I'm a veteran;
federal laws don't apply to me.
203
00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:58,183
50 bucks a month for the gym?
204
00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,581
Do you use it?
205
00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,282
Uh, well, not in a while.
206
00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,854
I was gonna go last week,
but I guess they moved
207
00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,623
because now it's
an Outback Steakhouse.
208
00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,987
So I just did that.
Ah.
209
00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:13,593
You are wasting
600 bucks a year.
210
00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,086
Are you hearing this?
211
00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,898
Well, he's got a point.
212
00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:20,060
I mean, the gym is a luxury
you don't need right now.
213
00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,229
I mean, you already hooked me.
Who are you trying to impress?
214
00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:24,542
And look at this.
215
00:08:24,571 --> 00:08:27,311
"Starbucks, Starbucks,
Starbucks."
216
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,870
Five bucks a day for coffee
217
00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,578
when you can make
it here for free.
218
00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,910
Oh, actually those charges
are mine, you can skip those.
219
00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:37,117
Yeah, Dad, if you add all that
coffee money up, what's that?
220
00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,320
Almost $2,000
a year.
221
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,851
Ah.
222
00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:42,186
$2,000 a year on coffee.
223
00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:43,991
Hmm.
224
00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:48,033
Wait, $2,000 a year on coffee?!
225
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,332
I need to put you
two on a budget.
226
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,104
I'm gonna take
all your bills
227
00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:54,232
and we'll go through
everything tomorrow
228
00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,627
when you come to the house.
229
00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,238
Party time is over.
230
00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:00,570
But I don't want
party time to be over.
231
00:09:00,607 --> 00:09:04,137
Yeah. How are you feeling about
that short-term pain now, huh?
232
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,137
Boop.
233
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,647
How dare your dad
go after my lattes.
234
00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:12,253
I mean, they are the first thing
I think about when I wake up
235
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,845
in the morning and the
last thing I think about when
236
00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,016
I go to sleep at night.
237
00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,664
Thanks, honey.
238
00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:20,257
Adam, he has
to be stopped.
I know.
239
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:22,133
He's trying to cancel
my Outback membership.
240
00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:23,931
You know,
we always agreed
241
00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:25,263
we'd never fight
about money.
242
00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,128
That said, this
is all your fault.
243
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,126
You should have never taken
that money from my dad.
244
00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:30,598
You are 100% right.
245
00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:32,337
Boy, I like hearing that
in the bathroom,
246
00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,712
it's got a nice echo.
247
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:38,979
(both slurp)
248
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,681
I mean, he wants to look
at all of our money stuff.
249
00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:47,147
That's not happening.
No, it's not.
250
00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,386
Okay, we have got to draw
a line in the sand.
251
00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,651
We're gonna go over there
and tell him
252
00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:50,659
to stay out of our business.
253
00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,290
Yeah, you are.
N-No, I said "we."
254
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,155
And I said "you."
255
00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:56,033
No, no, we'll do it together,
all right?
256
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,962
And then afterward,
we're gonna stop by my gym
257
00:09:57,997 --> 00:09:59,927
and have some cheese fries
and a beer.
258
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:08,406
Hey.
Hey, everybody.
259
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,171
Hey.
Hi.
Should we talk to your dad now?
260
00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:11,309
No, no, no, no.
261
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,984
Let's soften him up first.
262
00:10:13,012 --> 00:10:14,382
Hey, kids, go give
Grandpa kisses
263
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,714
and put him in
a good mood.
264
00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:20,319
Like Mom tells us to do to you
when she wants something?
265
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:22,323
What?
Nothing. Go, go.
266
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,715
Go, go. Kids.
(babbles, chuckles)
267
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,658
Okay, since we're all here now,
268
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:29,994
let's settle this
Don birthday controversy.
269
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:31,729
It's not a controversy.
270
00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:34,334
We can't even agree
on what to call it.
271
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,197
Look, since you two can't decide
who should have Don's party,
272
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,196
maybe you should consider
a neutral location,
273
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:42,108
like Chuck E. Cheese.
274
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:44,711
Well, that sounds fun.
Good food, great music.
275
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,245
Uh, I just think
I should host it.
276
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,350
I mean, after all, I was there
for Don's real birthday.
277
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:53,153
Oh. It was like
pushing out a buffalo.
278
00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,346
(laughing):
Yeah.
279
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,747
He was too big for
the baby scale,
280
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:57,218
so they had to take
him to a supermarket
281
00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,456
and weigh him like a watermelon.
282
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,232
Well, and,
and because of that, Adam,
283
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,231
don't you think
I should host the party?
284
00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,933
Just let Marcy have it.
285
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,325
Yeah, you pushed out
the buffalo,
286
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,896
but she has to live with it.
287
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:11,095
Okay.
288
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,467
Let's have it at Marcy's.
289
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,035
I'm not
a sore loser.
290
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,343
I'll even come over early
291
00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:16,914
and give you a hand
with the cooking.
292
00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,143
So everything's not so salty.
293
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,279
(phone rings)
294
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,023
Hey, Lowell.
Do they still have it?
295
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,252
Sounds good, be right there.
296
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:29,116
What was that about?
297
00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:33,355
Wrong number. And completely
unrelated, I got to go.
298
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,932
(door closes)
299
00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,261
All right, you two.
300
00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:37,925
Let's get started
with these bills.
301
00:11:37,964 --> 00:11:40,934
Uh, actually, we need
to talk to you about that.
302
00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:42,127
Yeah, uh...
303
00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,368
First of all, Dad,
304
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,272
thank you for the
loan, but we think
305
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:46,944
we can handle
our own finances.
306
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,273
We may decide to cut
back on the coffees...
307
00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,267
Nope.
308
00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,278
...or keep it the same,
309
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,380
but it'll be our decision.
310
00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:55,412
What a surprise,
you don't want my help.
311
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,048
Well, you wouldn't take my
advice when you started out.
312
00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,284
Why would you take it now?
313
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,048
Dad, that's got nothing
to do with this.
314
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,158
You know, when Adam got out
of school, I pulled some strings
315
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,490
and got him a job fixing trucks
for the city, just like me.
316
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:10,527
Steady paycheck,
benefits, a pension.
317
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,533
But no, he was too good
to fix trucks.
318
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,926
Oh, h-hang on, Joe,
that's not fair.
319
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:18,198
I never said I was too
good to fix trucks.
320
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,267
You didn't have to say it.
321
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,435
What is your problem with me?
322
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,414
You have poor judgment.
323
00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:24,412
But it makes sense.
324
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:26,183
After Donny paved the way,
325
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:29,012
you dropped out of your mother
right onto your head.
326
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:33,053
I never knew that!
327
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,361
That's why I have that
flat spot-- I can't talk to him.
328
00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:41,993
All I know is,
329
00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,328
we were all getting along fine
330
00:12:43,362 --> 00:12:46,132
until we agreed
to have Don's party at Marcy's.
331
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,195
There's the computers.
I'll just go grab mine.
332
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:52,967
No, I don't think
this is a good idea.
333
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,135
The librarian's not even here.
334
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,908
What are you doing?
335
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:03,347
Now she's here.
336
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,222
Put it down
or I'll call the cops.
337
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,021
But it was donated by mistake.
It's mine.
338
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:10,023
Well, why should I believe you?
339
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,356
(sighs)
340
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,360
Because you're beautiful.
341
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,132
(laughing):
Oh, what? You...
342
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:20,002
Hey-- no, no,
that is not good enough.
343
00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:22,372
If that is really your computer,
you're gonna have to prove it.
344
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,041
(sighs)
Fine.
345
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,370
I didn't want to have
to do this.
346
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:29,235
There's some very private videos
in here with me in them.
347
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,235
Oh, no.
348
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,936
It's not what you think.
349
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,138
It's just me by myself.
350
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,449
No, no.
351
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,250
Now, be gentle.
352
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,252
It's a bad angle,
so I don't look great.
353
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,194
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
354
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,121
Hello, Madison Square Garden!
355
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,029
It's me, Don!
356
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,391
(imitates cheering)
357
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:52,259
Great to be here.
358
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,968
I was just in Japan,
I'm huge over there.
359
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:58,271
I mean, literally. Much taller
than the average Japanese man.
360
00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,904
Whoa, whoa,
361
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,139
whoa, whoa!
362
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,943
(laughs)
363
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,935
Someone's getting
a little frisky over there.
364
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,007
I'm talking to you, Glenn Close.
365
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,146
(Don laughing)
366
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:13,051
In a way, that was almost worse
than what I was expecting.
367
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,185
I'm sorry you had to see that.
The lighting was bad.
368
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,151
I kind of dug it.
369
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,489
Really?
370
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:24,155
Yeah. Are you, by any chance,
a single fella?
371
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,156
Oh, I'm sorry, honey,
372
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,498
this book's
already been checked out.
373
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,204
But it's always nice
to meet a fan.
374
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,978
We can't wait
for that mini-mall check.
375
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,210
We are paying him back now.
376
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,175
Okay, well...
377
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,413
There's that treasure map
in Emme's pirate game.
378
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:46,279
Maybe that leads somewhere.
379
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,319
All right, look, I know we
agreed to never touch it,
380
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:51,424
but how's our emergency
rainy day fund?
381
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,317
Uh, it's not looking good.
382
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,059
You remember,
the washer went out,
383
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,994
and then the dryer
went out a week later,
384
00:14:57,029 --> 00:15:00,059
like a sweet old couple?
385
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:03,199
There's got to be some
way to pay my dad back.
386
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,395
(knocking on door)
387
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,537
I don't think
paying the money back
388
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,442
is gonna solve the problem
between you two.
389
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,935
Oh, hi, Bev.
390
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,007
Hi, Andi.
391
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:17,105
Adam, I don't like what happened
between you and your father.
392
00:15:17,149 --> 00:15:21,119
Oh, Ma, you don't have
to apologize for him.
393
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,353
But you came all this way,
so go ahead.
394
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,519
No.
395
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,257
I'm not gonna apologize for him.
396
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,232
You're the one
who should apologize.
397
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,460
What? Ma.
398
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:33,156
Why do you think he was snooping
around your office
399
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,469
and going through your bills?
400
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,530
He says
it's because he's a veteran
401
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,239
and it's his legal right.
402
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,141
Adam.
(chuckles)
403
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:45,044
Is it so hard to understand
404
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:48,177
that an old man
wants to feel necessary
405
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,514
and looked up to by his son?
406
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:54,089
Well if that's how he feels,
he should just say that.
407
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,550
Well, hold on.
408
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,318
You're not that great
at talking about your feelings.
409
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:02,058
(laughs) It's very unfair of you
to bring up a good point
410
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,964
like that right now.
411
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,734
All he wants is to feel needed.
412
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,737
That's why he wanted to get you
that job 30 years ago,
413
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,270
and that's why he's sticking
his nose in your business now.
414
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:17,135
And all Adam wants is for
his dad to be proud of him
415
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,276
and, and trust him to
do things on his own.
416
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:24,182
Aw, they both want things
they can't ask for.
417
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,448
It's like a Meg Ryan movie.
418
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:34,333
But they're both Meg Ryan.
419
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,795
Eh... Look, I didn't know.
420
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,500
I'm sorry.
421
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,532
You should be. You've,
you've upset your father...
422
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:48,306
...and you've upset me
very, very much.
423
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,210
All right, all right.
I'll figure out a way
424
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,812
to make it up
to him. And, Ma,
425
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,414
I wish there was
something I could do
426
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,146
to make it up to you, too.
427
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,348
Well...
428
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,350
There is one thing.
429
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,087
Uh, Marcy,
430
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:14,399
uh, we talked about it,
and Andi and I think
431
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:19,143
that Don's birthday should be
at Mom's house and not yours.
432
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:22,437
What's the... We agree
433
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:25,135
that the, uh, best person
to throw a birthday party
434
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:28,047
for a married,
adult man is his mother.
435
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:35,550
Oh, Adam, Andi,
this is out of nowhere.
436
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,461
Is there anything else?
437
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,233
We just thought
it was important to tell you
438
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:47,402
because your cooking
is too, too salty.
439
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,604
What does she have on you?
440
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,507
So much.
441
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,239
¶ Happy birthday
442
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:01,247
¶ To you.
443
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,850
(laughs)
(whooping, applause)
444
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,253
All right!
(cheering)
445
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,245
I don't want to say
this is the best party ever,
446
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,157
but I wouldn't mind
if somebody else said it.
447
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,160
It was lovely, Bev.
448
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,562
And since you hosted
Don's birthday,
449
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,763
it's only fair
that I host Christmas.
450
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,195
Everybody heard it, I win.
451
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,829
Marcy with the left
hook out of nowhere.
452
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,267
(chuckles)
453
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,402
Dad, you want a piece of cake?
454
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,096
I'm fine.
455
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,877
Well, I did everything I could.
456
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,840
No, you,
you offered him cake.
457
00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,409
Y-You need to offer him love.
458
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,778
What?
459
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,517
I say walk over
and give him a big hug.
460
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,793
Ooh, that's good.
461
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:44,421
No, it's not.
462
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,886
Last time I had
my arms around him,
463
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,825
he was choking on a meatball.
464
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,555
You know what?
I know what to do.
465
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,633
(clears throat)
466
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,812
Hey, Dad, um...
467
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,510
You know
that, that old motorcycle
468
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,312
that Don and I
are putting back together?
469
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,444
Well, I'm having
a problem
470
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,308
with the float bowl
on the carburetor.
471
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,777
Think you could
take a look at it?
472
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,315
It'd really be a big help.
473
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,450
Oh?
474
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:17,193
Well, yeah, yeah, sure.
475
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,563
I-I can do that.
476
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,785
But you don't need me.
477
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,457
Well, sure I do.
478
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:26,425
Oh, you're really great
at that stuff.
479
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:29,365
Yeah. Well...
480
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,266
Thanks.
481
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,436
(whispering): Say you
learned it from him.
482
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:36,774
Would you mind? We're doing it.
483
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:37,939
Okay.
484
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,451
Uh, uh, so, uh,
so Saturday, then?
485
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:46,924
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
486
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,252
Yeah, me, too.
487
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,259
(mouths)
488
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,860
Are they saying
that you should hug me?
489
00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:59,425
Yeah.
490
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,555
We can't do it.
We give them one,
491
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,369
they'll want it all the time.
492
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:10,912
You know, the other day,
I was forced
493
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,643
to face
one of my biggest fears.
494
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,246
Sharing my gift with the world.
495
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,423
And I realized, after I made
496
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:20,921
a librarian fall
in love with me...
497
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,023
What's that now?
498
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,324
That...
499
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,885
it would just be selfish
500
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,523
for me to keep
what I have hidden.
501
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,528
So sit back and relax.
502
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,530
Something tells me
we're gonna be a lot closer
503
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,562
after this three-hour journey.
504
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:42,512
What, not even a foot tap?
Nothing?
505
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,847
Your brother's playing!
Tap your foot!
506
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,950
Captioning sponsored by
CBS
507
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,322
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
access.wgbh.org