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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Look who's back from the flooring expo.

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How many free burritos

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did you sneak out with this time?

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Six.

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I'm so happy I'll be sealed

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inside this tin can with you all day.

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I think I might have
just changed our lives.

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Turns out the only person
who likes free burritos

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more than me is Lisa McCaffrey.

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The property developer?

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I've been trying to get a
meeting with her for years.

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Well, I chatted her up at the salsa bar,

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and then I held her plate
while she guac'ed her taco.

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Is that your way of telling me

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I'm gonna get a call from her lawyer?

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No, I broke the ice.

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And I got us a chance to
bid on their new development.

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Five houses.

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Are you serious?

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Don, we've never done
a job that big before.

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That could mean a lot
of money coming in.

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We could buy more
equipment, hire more crew.

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I think we've got a real shot at this.

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I gave her the full Don Burns.

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Her hair was blowing back
like a girl in a music video.

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Okay, so

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when we sit down with Lisa,

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I'll hit her with our
glowing references,

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run her through the numbers.

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Then I turn on the charm,

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- and, boom, close with a joke.
- Okay.

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You gonna do the one about
the one-legged ballerina

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names Eileen?

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No. McCaffrey's Irish.

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I'm gonna go with the Pope
stuck in the phone booth.

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Ah.

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She'll enjoy the social commentary.

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Okay, then you hand out
our floating key chains,

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and try not to give 'em the one

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with your car keys attached this time.

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And then, boom, we-we're done.

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Hey, how's the pitch coming?

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Looking good, yeah. We're all done.

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- We're gonna watch the game.
- Oh, hey, um,

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how would you feel about inviting Lowell

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to come watch with you tonight?

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- Lowell?
- Mm-hmm.

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Here?

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On purpose?

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I see enough of him at school.

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And he was in rare form yesterday

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at “Bring Your Dad to School” day.

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So, as a contractor, I get to use

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a lot of really cool tools,

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like, uh, this thermal laser,

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which can tell me the
temperature of anything.

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Mrs. Rodriguez is...

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ice-cold, as usual.

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Okay, now Emme is gonna hand out free

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floating key chains to all of you.

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Thank you, Mr. Burns,
for giving the kids things

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they will throw at me later.

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- Lowell, you're up.
- Thanks, Mrs. Rodriguez.

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My name is Lowell,

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and I am a stay-at-home dad,

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which means 40 hours a week,

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I am entirely alone.

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And that's how I discovered my talent

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for eating toast into
the shapes of states.

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Well, that's why I think
you should invite him.

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I saw him at the grocery store today,

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and he was obviously lonely.

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He's just not the kind of guy
that Don and I hang out with.

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Well, I mean, is that such a bad thing?

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I mean, Don, you know, I love you,

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but when you two are together,
half your sentences end with,

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"That's what she said."

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Even when there's no way
that's what she could have said.

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Honey, could you just try to
keep your fingers out of it.

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That's what she said.

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Yeah, well, I already told
Lowell he could come over.

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He'll be here in ten minutes.

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What? So basically you just

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set me up on a playdate?

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That is not how men make friends.

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I am expanding your horizons.

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I do it for myself, too,

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which is why tomorrow
I am going for drinks

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with Alicia Rodriguez.

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Wow, I can't believe you're
doing that to yourself.

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That's what she said.

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I am a woman. I know what she said.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

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Thanks so much for having me.

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When Andi said you wanted
me to come watch the game,

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I was super jazzed.

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Well, the jazz is mutual.

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But here's the thing, Lowell.

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Once the Penguins game
starts, we don't talk much.

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Oh, I never talk during
Pens games... bad luck.

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Gotta unpack these snacks

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before the puck drops.

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First up, seven-layer dip.

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Spoiler alert, the
bottom layer is Doritos.

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What did you just say?

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He said Dorito dip.
That's dip with Doritos

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in it that you can dip
into with more Doritos?

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You invented this?

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I've been waiting for you my whole life.

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How's it going, fellas?

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No talking. The game's starting.

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Sorry.

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I've been waiting for you my whole life.

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Here's an intermission treat.

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Fresh popcorn with Junior Mints

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already mixed in.

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Shut up!

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Hey, Don, I just got an e-mail

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from Lisa McCaffrey's people.

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They want to know our tech
needs for the presentation.

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A bucket of water for
the key chain would help.

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They could see it float.

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Okay, that's an idea.

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But I don't think that's what they meant

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by "tech" needs.

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They just want to
know if your PowerPoint

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is on your laptop, or
if you're gonna integrate

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with their monitors.

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Do you need HDMI, VGA,

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or are you going straight composite?

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H-G-D... what?

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It's pretty technical.

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I only know about it because
I used to work in marketing

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before we had kids, and I lost

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a very high-stakes
arm wrestle to my wife.

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- Y-you were in marketing? 
- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, hey, would you mind if we
ran our presentation by you?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What? I'm our marketing guy.

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Let Little Debbie here
take care of the snacks.

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Yeah, but Little Debbie sounds
like he knows what he's doing.

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Okay, I like that we have nicknames,

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but maybe we could try something
like "Champ" or "Scout."

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I don't want to go in there
and look like amateurs.

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Well, I'm just saying, I don't
think we need all that stuff.

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Well, I'm just saying this
is a whole new ball game.

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Lowell, back me up with some
of your nerd words there.

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Come on, Scout, speak up.

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Well, I loved that. Thank you.

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Um, generally, when these
big companies hear pitches,

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they're expecting a
multimedia presentation.

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Animation, 3D models.

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And I'd be happy to help if you want.

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- That sounds great.
- No, thanks.

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Why are you getting your back up?

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Because I got the meeting,
and I'll close the deal.

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It's what I've done since we started.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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this dip has upset my stomach,

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and I would like to be at home.

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Well, if it made you sick,
why are you taking it with you?

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So later, when I feel better,

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I can eat it again and make
sure that's what it was.

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Hey.

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How'd it go tonight with Lowell?

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Uh, he was fine. Don was the problem.

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Did he eat too many snacks

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and have to take his pants off again?

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No, no, no, no.

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Lowell offered to help us
make a more high-tech pitch,

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and Don got all bent out of shape.

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His fly was down,

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but I think it was just a coincidence.

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Well, it's not a surprise.

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I mean, Don is not a
huge fan of knowledge.

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Remember how mad he got when we gave him

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- that word-of-the-day calendar? 
- Yeah.

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Yeah, he's got this theory

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that his brain is like his stomach.

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Every new thing he takes in

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pushes an old thing out.

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I've got to make room in Don's brain

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for Lowell's ideas.

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Well...

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I'm just excited that
you got along with Lowell.

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Did you tell him how much fun
you had hanging out with him?

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Men don't do stuff like that.

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It's from Lowell.

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"I had so much fun
hanging out with you."

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Smiley face, shooting star, hockey puck.

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You have to e-mail him
back. Something thoughtful.

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Will you stop trying to make me do

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weird things with other men?

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That's what she said.

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Come on, that was solid.

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But I should write Lowell back.

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He is offering to help me.

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Uh, well, you do it.

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I'm bad at these.

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Just say something breezy, yet manly.

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Oh, fun.

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Okay, "Great hanging out with you, too.

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"Your pants were super cute...

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bro."

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Very funny.

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Did you actually send that?

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Get it back.

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It's too late.

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You have a new boyfriend.

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Okay, Butterbean,

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Have a great day, huh? Mwah.

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Oh, listen, for your snack,

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I gave you popcorn with Junior Mints.

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Shut... up.

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I know, you're gonna love it.

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Adam! Adam!

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Hey, Lowell.

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Good morning, "bro."

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Ah, so you got my e-mail.

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I was so pumped, I
made an animated graphic

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of the Burns Brothers
logo to show you what I was

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talking about last night... take a look.

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Wow, our names exploded
right out of that house.

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Hey, can you send that to
me so I can show it to Don?

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I think he'll really love it.

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Already did. Already sent it.

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Oh.

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This is only the beginning.

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I can make a presentation
that you'll like even more

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than my super cute pants.

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You know, your tone is
very different in e-mails.

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Yeah, people say I
sound just like my wife.

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It was Andi, wasn't it?

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- Well, to be honest...
- Don't answer.

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I just want to ride this rainbow.

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Wow! Our names just
exploded out of that house!

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Nice job. I love it.

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I didn't make it, Lowell did.

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I hate it.

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What is your problem?

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Our business is just you and me.

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I'm the sales guy, and
you do whatever you do.

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00:10:06,504 --> 00:10:07,836
The work?

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00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,972
I'm just saying three's a bad number.

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Somebody's gonna get pushed out,

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and I don't like it.

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You're always worried about
something getting pushed out.

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Not everything is
like your stomach, Don.

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I really think we should
let Lowell help us.

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Well, I forbid it.

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You can't forbid it, we're partners.

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Fine, let's take a vote.

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We've tried this before.

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There's only two of us. It never works.

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Well, let's just see what happens.

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All in favor?

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All opposed?

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I don't know why I even do it.

260
00:10:41,247 --> 00:10:43,572
So, um, how's it going
at school with Adam?

261
00:10:44,035 --> 00:10:46,685
I, uh, it's f-fine. Fine.

262
00:10:47,558 --> 00:10:49,611
Aw, did you guys have another fight?

263
00:10:49,613 --> 00:10:52,147
On the contrary.

264
00:10:52,149 --> 00:10:55,050
Um, uh, y-you know
what, never mind. It's...

265
00:10:55,052 --> 00:10:57,653
Ah, come on. Spill it.

266
00:10:57,655 --> 00:10:59,888
I'm not gonna drop it until you tell me.

267
00:11:00,179 --> 00:11:01,601
You won't judge?

268
00:11:01,758 --> 00:11:03,525
You won't know if I do, how about that?

269
00:11:06,538 --> 00:11:07,429
Last night,

270
00:11:07,431 --> 00:11:09,531
I had a dream about your husband.

271
00:11:09,891 --> 00:11:11,291
It was...

272
00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:12,996
Cinemax-y.

273
00:11:19,605 --> 00:11:20,943
And Adam and I were,

274
00:11:20,945 --> 00:11:23,145
you know, boom-chucka-chucka.

275
00:11:23,147 --> 00:11:24,580
Oh.

276
00:11:24,582 --> 00:11:26,148
And sound effects.

277
00:11:29,587 --> 00:11:33,856
Wow. I can't believe you got
the whole presentation done.

278
00:11:33,858 --> 00:11:37,392
And how did you get a bald
eagle to land on my shoulder?

279
00:11:38,059 --> 00:11:41,230
The first thing I did was
believe it was possible.

280
00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,733
Hey, are you sure Don's
gonna be okay with this?

281
00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:48,036
Oh, when he sees this, he is
gonna be more than okay with it.

282
00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:49,705
You know what, let me
worry about Don, okay?

283
00:11:49,707 --> 00:11:50,772
Let's watch it again.

284
00:11:54,934 --> 00:11:56,400
What is Lowell doing here?

285
00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:59,248
Don, I thought you had
a banjo lesson tonight.

286
00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:01,884
My teacher got a gig on a riverboat.

287
00:12:02,461 --> 00:12:04,152
Well, hey, I'm glad you're here.

288
00:12:04,154 --> 00:12:05,621
Check out Lowell's presentation.

289
00:12:06,196 --> 00:12:07,422
That's what you're doing?

290
00:12:07,424 --> 00:12:09,324
I can't believe you
would go behind my back.

291
00:12:09,326 --> 00:12:12,060
Well, I'm doing it for us.
I'm trying to get us this job.

292
00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:13,472
But I forbade it.

293
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,631
Well, I think you were wrong.

294
00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:17,676
Should we vote on it?

295
00:12:18,132 --> 00:12:19,768
How're you gonna vote on
it, there's only the...

296
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:22,204
Don't-Don't-Don't even.

297
00:12:23,107 --> 00:12:24,473
Look, you're being pigheaded.

298
00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:25,527
Just take a look at it.

299
00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:27,509
No. I've seen all I need to see.

300
00:12:28,011 --> 00:12:29,191
Here's what's gonna happen:

301
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,950
I'm gonna do the presentation
to Lisa McCaffrey on my own,

302
00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:34,583
without you or your new best friend.

303
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:35,913
Oh, really?

304
00:12:35,938 --> 00:12:38,687
So, you're gonna be so stubborn
that you ruin it for both of us?

305
00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,923
Yes. And if you want a meeting with her,

306
00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:43,825
you can go guac her
taco on your own time.

307
00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:51,133
Okay, the headline is
I'm your new best friend.

308
00:12:57,185 --> 00:13:00,153
Wow, that sounds like a real
overreaction, even for Don.

309
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,046
He is stubborn like a mule.

310
00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:06,870
Also like a mule, you can't walk
up behind him or he'll kick you.

311
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,599
Uh-huh, so there are
two mules in this fight.

312
00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:12,580
Wait, why am I a mule?

313
00:13:12,605 --> 00:13:16,440
Oh, please, I have had many
a fight with you, my friend.

314
00:13:16,659 --> 00:13:17,496
What, you're telling me

315
00:13:17,521 --> 00:13:19,658
that you change your mind
when you hear a good argument

316
00:13:19,683 --> 00:13:20,915
for the other point of view?

317
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,709
Well, I'll let you know when I hear one.

318
00:13:24,701 --> 00:13:27,952
Look, obviously for Don, this
is about more than getting a job.

319
00:13:27,977 --> 00:13:30,351
I mean, sometimes things seem
like they're about one thing,

320
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,642
but they're really about something else.

321
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,039
- You think?
- Yeah.

322
00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:37,572
Like... Mrs. Rodriguez
had a sex dream about you.

323
00:13:38,991 --> 00:13:39,755
That's got to be

324
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,296
about something else.

325
00:13:41,585 --> 00:13:42,544
What?!

326
00:13:42,546 --> 00:13:44,917
Did you just make that
example up or is that real?

327
00:13:45,362 --> 00:13:46,802
Let's just say I made it up...

328
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,071
- Ugh.
- but it's real.

329
00:13:50,378 --> 00:13:52,037
I have to see her at school.

330
00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:54,429
Why would you tell me that?

331
00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,342
Well, because I wanted to see

332
00:13:56,367 --> 00:13:58,557
what my face looked
like when she told me.

333
00:13:58,775 --> 00:13:59,987
So, you know...

334
00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:00,769
got it.

335
00:14:01,514 --> 00:14:02,357
Come on, I already got

336
00:14:02,382 --> 00:14:03,832
my hands full with Don.

337
00:14:03,857 --> 00:14:05,448
Okay. I mean...

338
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,046
All right, well, did
you even try to find out

339
00:14:07,048 --> 00:14:08,648
what's really bothering Don?

340
00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:13,352
Once again, you have no
concept of how men do things.

341
00:14:13,843 --> 00:14:16,489
Okay? We don't ask about feelings.

342
00:14:16,491 --> 00:14:19,907
Feelings were invented a long time ago,

343
00:14:20,079 --> 00:14:22,562
so that women would have
something to talk about

344
00:14:22,564 --> 00:14:23,763
back at the cave...

345
00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:27,049
while men were out hunting.

346
00:14:28,646 --> 00:14:30,336
Okay.

347
00:14:30,865 --> 00:14:32,338
So, what's your plan?

348
00:14:32,448 --> 00:14:33,847
I'm gonna handle things with Don

349
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,789
the way I always handle things with Don.

350
00:14:35,814 --> 00:14:37,842
By torturing and harassing each other

351
00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:39,362
and never accomplishing anything.

352
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,348
Also known as the
Tom-and-Jerry method.

353
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:44,250
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

354
00:14:44,252 --> 00:14:48,287
Say what you will, those two
guys took Hollywood by storm.

355
00:14:56,503 --> 00:14:57,915
Where's my chair?

356
00:15:00,034 --> 00:15:01,868
You might want to look
in the Porta Potti.

357
00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:04,904
Well, I can't because
I had the Porta Potti

358
00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:06,906
towed to your front porch.

359
00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:08,979
Enjoy the smell.

360
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,110
That is so juvenile.

361
00:15:11,112 --> 00:15:13,279
Yeah, well...

362
00:15:14,149 --> 00:15:17,383
My drawer is full of pudding.

363
00:15:17,937 --> 00:15:21,454
I'm not gonna ruin the surprise,
but I made a lot of pudding...

364
00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:24,991
and it's in a lot of places.

365
00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:27,527
You really think you can do this
presentation without my help?

366
00:15:27,529 --> 00:15:28,937
Why not? You think you can

367
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,516
do the presentation without my help.

368
00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:31,875
That's not what I said.

369
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:32,921
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

370
00:15:32,946 --> 00:15:35,111
My ears are facing the other direction.

371
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,069
Okay, you know what?

372
00:15:37,071 --> 00:15:38,636
I'll be outside working.

373
00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:40,828
Call me when you're
ready to apologize, huh?

374
00:15:44,955 --> 00:15:46,779
I found the rest of the pudding.

375
00:15:48,234 --> 00:15:49,446
Oh, you think so?

376
00:15:52,417 --> 00:15:53,703
Okay, come on, Emme.

377
00:15:53,728 --> 00:15:55,965
Hurry up before Mrs.
Rodriguez gets back.

378
00:16:00,764 --> 00:16:02,176
What are you looking at?

379
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:04,430
What are you looking at?

380
00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:06,734
Andi talk to you?

381
00:16:06,759 --> 00:16:08,901
Unfortunately, yes.

382
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,603
I'm not ice-cold now, am I?

383
00:16:14,742 --> 00:16:18,211
We have got to get you in a carpool.

384
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:21,913
What are you doing here?

385
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,549
I got an e-mail from you

386
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,518
saying you wanted to apologize.

387
00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:28,387
Let's hear it so I can say no.

388
00:16:29,402 --> 00:16:31,724
I didn't e-mail you, you big baboon.

389
00:16:36,197 --> 00:16:37,430
Or did I?

390
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,484
You leave your phone out,

391
00:16:39,509 --> 00:16:41,200
beautiful things happen.

392
00:16:42,047 --> 00:16:43,436
Well, I'm not gonna stay here

393
00:16:43,438 --> 00:16:44,637
if he's not gonna apologize.

394
00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:46,340
Well, I'm not apologizing.

395
00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:48,274
Okay, all right, Tom
and Jerry, that's it.

396
00:16:48,276 --> 00:16:50,643
I am in charge now. Sit down. Sit down.

397
00:16:53,415 --> 00:16:56,388
Okay, now, obviously something
deeper is going on here,

398
00:16:56,413 --> 00:16:58,079
and we need to get to the bottom of it.

399
00:16:58,275 --> 00:17:00,386
Now, Don, why are you so mad at Adam?

400
00:17:00,806 --> 00:17:04,507
Because he's a bossy boss
and he's always a bossy boss.

401
00:17:05,866 --> 00:17:07,629
Okay. Okay.

402
00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:10,448
Um, and what I'm hearing
is that, uh, Don feels like

403
00:17:10,473 --> 00:17:12,387
you don't listen to him and his ideas.

404
00:17:12,412 --> 00:17:14,320
That's a bunch of crap.

405
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:15,746
Okay.

406
00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,216
I-I-I think what Adam is saying is

407
00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:19,865
he never knew you felt that way.

408
00:17:22,116 --> 00:17:23,943
I'm the older brother.

409
00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:26,479
Interesting.

410
00:17:26,947 --> 00:17:27,810
Okay, um,

411
00:17:27,835 --> 00:17:30,575
I-I-I think what Don is
saying is that traditionally,

412
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,451
he would be the leader
in your relationship.

413
00:17:32,453 --> 00:17:35,300
Okay, he may be older,
but he's a big baby.

414
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,259
Okay.

415
00:17:36,284 --> 00:17:38,464
Um, I think what-what Adam is saying

416
00:17:38,489 --> 00:17:40,926
is that sometimes he feels
like you don't do what's best

417
00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:42,728
for the business, like an equal partner.

418
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:44,706
He's never treated me
like an equal partner.

419
00:17:45,112 --> 00:17:46,732
You only asked me to
start the business with you

420
00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:48,298
because you felt sorry for me.

421
00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:49,989
- What? 
- Okay, okay, w-wait.

422
00:17:50,014 --> 00:17:51,677
I think what Don is saying is...

423
00:17:52,247 --> 00:17:54,774
Oh... oh, I think he actually said it.

424
00:17:55,989 --> 00:17:58,837
I'm just your big, dumb brother
who couldn't make it on his own.

425
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:00,361
Are you kidding me?

426
00:18:00,386 --> 00:18:02,915
I asked you to do it
because I needed you,

427
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:06,052
and you've always acted like
you were doing me a big favor.

428
00:18:06,054 --> 00:18:07,453
I was sublimating.

429
00:18:07,455 --> 00:18:08,721
Whoa.

430
00:18:10,091 --> 00:18:12,491
Yeah, I read that stupid
word-of-the-day calendar.

431
00:18:12,493 --> 00:18:16,595
Thanks to you, I forgot
365 perfectly good words.

432
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,498
Look, without you, Burns
Brothers would be nothing.

433
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:23,069
I can't talk to people and
close deals like you can.

434
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,753
You're our secret weapon.

435
00:18:25,779 --> 00:18:27,079
You bet your ass I am.

436
00:18:27,795 --> 00:18:29,151
And when you liked Lowell's thing,

437
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,243
I thought you were trying to
find someone to replace me.

438
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,399
You're my brother.

439
00:18:33,424 --> 00:18:36,515
I couldn't get rid of
you even if I wanted to.

440
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:39,518
I think what Adam is
saying is he loves you.

441
00:18:39,817 --> 00:18:42,488
What? N-N-No, I'm not. No.

442
00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:44,990
Well, good, 'cause I
would've kicked your ass.

443
00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:47,570
Aw, he loves you, too.

444
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,121
All right, look,

445
00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:51,804
if you want to do the
presentation without Lowell

446
00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:52,658
that's fine with me.

447
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,010
I-I-I'd rather lose the job

448
00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:55,468
than lose my brother.

449
00:18:57,943 --> 00:19:00,840
Well, I'm fine using Lowell,
as long as we do it together.

450
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,541
Good.

451
00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:07,580
Okay, so, let's go get that
Porta Potti off your porch.

452
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,815
That's gonna be a filthy job.

453
00:19:10,639 --> 00:19:12,051
That's what she said.

454
00:19:20,628 --> 00:19:22,595
- Hey, honey.
- Hey.

455
00:19:22,597 --> 00:19:23,947
How was the presentation?

456
00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:26,532
Oh, we blew everyone out of the water.

457
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:30,236
So, imagine our surprise when
she gave the job to her nephew

458
00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:32,238
who just got fired from Best Buy.

459
00:19:33,858 --> 00:19:35,351
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

460
00:19:35,376 --> 00:19:37,343
Yeah, but the mini-mall she's building

461
00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:40,012
is going to Burns Brothers Construction.

462
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:41,893
Oh, my God. That's amazing.

463
00:19:41,918 --> 00:19:44,116
Yeah, that nephew's gonna have
a hard time building houses

464
00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:46,752
when he keeps finding
pudding in his gloves.

465
00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,069
And guess who's gonna build

466
00:19:49,094 --> 00:19:50,420
a website for these guys? Me.

467
00:19:50,445 --> 00:19:52,491
You don't have to guess,
I just wanted to say it.

468
00:19:53,097 --> 00:19:54,318
Yeah, and none of it would've happened

469
00:19:54,343 --> 00:19:55,857
if you hadn't put us
together with Lowell,

470
00:19:55,882 --> 00:19:57,922
and put me and Don back together.

471
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,666
So... thanks for not
staying out of stuff.

472
00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:02,668
Aw.

473
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,003
Pleasure doing business with you.

474
00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:05,070
That's what she said.

475
00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:05,982
Oh.

476
00:20:09,011 --> 00:20:10,042
Andi out.

477
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,692
Now that one was solid. Huh?

478
00:20:18,254 --> 00:20:20,154
There's my girl.

479
00:20:28,274 --> 00:20:29,696
Ugh.

480
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,914
Ugh, Andi. Andi.

481
00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:35,273
I just had the weirdest dream.

482
00:20:38,011 --> 00:20:40,578
Boom-chucka-chucka, Mr. Burns.

483
00:20:51,725 --> 00:20:55,208
Oh, forget it. My heart
can't take another one.

484
00:20:55,661 --> 00:21:00,661
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