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Oh, no.

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What happened?

3
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You finally get that picture
of me licking your toothbrush?

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What? No, no.

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Oh, forget I said anything.

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We just got the tickets Andi ordered

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for all of us to go
to Lord of the Dance.

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Why did we agree to go to that?

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Well, it was just easier to say yes.

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Why ruin that day when
this day seemed so far away?

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Well, I say treat those
tickets like a jury summons

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and throw them in the trash.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Whoa, what did Mommy say about
playing ball in the house?

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I don't know.

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Well, what do you think she said?

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Well, if you know, can you just tell us?

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Emme?

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No ball in the house.

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That's right.

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And that little girl
gets a butterscotch.

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That's how you do that.

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Hey, check it out.

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Into the laundry basket from downtown.

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Oh, no!

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No, Andi got that from her grandma.

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She's gonna kill me.

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Here's what you do: you just
break everything in the room.

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She won't know what
to get mad about first.

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Quick, help me clean this
up before she gets home.

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Hey, honey, how was your d...

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What did you do to my vase?

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Well, it-it was an accident.

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An accident?

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Adam, I got this from my grandmother.

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It's irreplaceable.

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I mean, technically,
I could buy it again,

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but it wouldn't be from her!

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Actually, it wasn't him, it was me.

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Oh.

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Well...

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accidents happen.

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Did you see that?

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Something she would've been
upset about all afternoon

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is just... over.

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Thanks, man.

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It's the least I could do.

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I really put your
toothbrush through a lot.

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Hey, w-what did you want?

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Why did I have to rush over here?

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It's your turn to take
the blame with Marcy.

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For what?

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Don, what did you do to the toilet?

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Oh, no.

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Of all the weird things you've done,

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this has to be the weirdest.

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Uh, it wasn't him, it was me.

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Oh. Why would you have a
sandwich in the bathroom?

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That is a great question.

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Uh, I guess

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it's because I'm a disgusting pig.

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And why would you try to
flush it down the toilet?

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He probably just wanted
to see if it would work.

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Hard to believe that was me.

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Okay. Well, just don't
eat in my bathroom anymore.

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Oh.

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Ugh.

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Did you see that?

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She just walked away.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, the blame thing worked again.

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Even on Marcy.

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This feels like a dream.

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But it can't be because I'm not naked.

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Oh, no, this is very real, my friend.

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You know what we just did?

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We just solved marriage!

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I can't believe that just happened.

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I feel giddy.

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Yeah, it's nice to leave the
house without Marcy saying,

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"Get out of the house."

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You know what?

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I think it worked because I
don't have baggage with Marcy

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a-and you don't have baggage with Andi.

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See, when our wives

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get mad at us,

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it isn't only about what we just did,

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it's also about all the
screw-ups that came before.

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That's heavy, man.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, when I mess up big-time,

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Andi always brings up
the delivery room hot dog.

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They had hot dogs in your delivery room?

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You must have great insurance.

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No, no, no.

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- I never told you this story? 
- Mm-mm.

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When Andi was in labor
with Katie, right,

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it was taking a long time.

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And from the delivery room window,

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I could see a hot dog
cart on the street.

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Mm.

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I was starving; I knew,
once that baby's born,

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no hot dog for Adam.

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So I said I had to go to the bathroom

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and I ran down there, right?

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Then my phone rings, it's the nurse,

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"The baby's coming, the baby's coming."

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And here's where I
make a terrible mistake.

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I didn't throw away the hot dog.

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You should've just flushed
that thing down the toilet.

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And then Andi hands
Katie to me and says,

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"Would you like to hold our daughter?"

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And I say, "Sure, hold my hot dog."

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That's the kind of
thing a wife hangs onto.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I see what you're saying.

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You know, Marcy still brings
up the time at our wedding

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when they said, "Kiss the bride,"

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and, for laughs, I turned
and kissed the priest.

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Yeah, that was a swing and a miss.

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Yeah.

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But-but this blaming each other is like

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a Get Out of Jail Free card.

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I know. We unlocked a great power here.

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Yeah, yeah. But, hey, but we got
to use it wisely and sparingly.

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Oh. Yeah.

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Well, I'm not doing that.

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Me neither.

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Don, you ruined our guest
towels with your greasy hands!

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Why are you always so careless?

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Wait, honey, Adam did it.

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Oh.

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Adam, what happened to all the cookies

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that I made for Emme's class?

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And keep in mind, when
I ask that question,

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I already know the answer.

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Don ate them.

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Oh.

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I'm telling you, this
blame game is the best thing

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that ever happened to us.

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Yeah, it's good,

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but don't you feel a little guilty?

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Guilt is how I know I'm alive.

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Hey, babe.

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Check it out.

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I got your favorite ice cream.

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Oh, look,

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Don's here.

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Anything broken or eaten
or otherwise screwed up?

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Not today. He kept an eye on me.

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But I better get out of here

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before I screw something else up.

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Don!

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That's our ice cream.

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Oh, sorry, there I go again.

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Man, I do not envy Marcy.

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You know, sometimes it
takes a Don in your life

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to realize how lucky you
are with your own husband.

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What's all this about?

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I don't know, I just...

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I feel bad for always accusing
you of things you didn't do.

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So...

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I wanted to apologize.

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Oh, you don't have to apologize to me.

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You really, really don't.

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No, I do.

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I mean, come on,

168
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you're not a cookie
thief or a vase breaker.

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That's not the man I married.

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Yeah.

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You know what I'm gonna do
for you because I'm sorry?

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I am gonna give you a foot massage.

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Oh, I-I don't think it has
to be an apology foot massage.

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Can't you just

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do it for the love of rubbing my feet?

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Great husbands get
great things. Come on.

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Uh, just out of curiosity,

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what do bad husbands get?

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Oh, you don't want to know.

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Oh, hey, Lowell.

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What are you doing here?

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I wanted to give you these

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all access passes to the
car show this weekend.

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Lowell, this is incredible!

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I've never had all access to anything.

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I don't even have all access to Marcy.

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Don, we can't go to the car show;

188
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it's the same day as Lord of the Dance.

189
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That is the saddest thing
I've ever said in my life.

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Come on, we'll just find a
way to use the blame thing

191
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to get out of Lord of the Dance.

192
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Yeah, Don was telling me
what you guys have been up to.

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It sounds, well, appalling.

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No, no,

195
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you're right.

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Last night, Andi gave me

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a foot massage under false pretenses.

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I had to "ooh" and "ah"
and pretend I was into it.

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I faked it.

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Look, there's no other way to
avoid getting our wives mad.

201
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Well, I have a thought: you
could just not do the things

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that make them mad.

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We're trying to have a
real conversation here

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about real stuff, if you don't mind.

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Look, maybe we should just
lay off the blame thing.

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Oh, come on.

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One more, for the car show.

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One last big job, and
then we'll go straight.

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I don't know.

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I read in the paper
they got the Trans Am

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from Smokey and the Bandit.

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You could take a picture next
to cardboard Burt Reynolds.

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00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:04,241
Well, I don't want to miss that.

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00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:06,874
Okay, all right, one last job.

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00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:09,670
Or you could do something
nice for your wives

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00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,681
and give up one
afternoon for their sake.

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00:10:15,101 --> 00:10:17,357
Lowell, I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.

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00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,255
I can't believe

219
00:10:21,268 --> 00:10:23,767
that the boys have to miss Lord
of the Dance this afternoon.

220
00:10:23,773 --> 00:10:26,607
Why would Adam schedule
a meeting on a Saturday?

221
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Where'd you hear that?

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From Don.

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00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,846
Well, Adam said the
reason they couldn't go

224
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is 'cause Don messed
up a client's floors

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and they had to fix them.

226
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That's what he told you?

227
00:10:35,318 --> 00:10:38,886
Yeah, but why would
they blame each other?

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Let me just ask you something.

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Has Adam ever tried to flush
a sandwich down the toilet?

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No.

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What have they done?

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00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:02,743
Okay.

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00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,211
We're all set for the car show.

234
00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:05,688
I blamed you and I told Marcy

235
00:11:05,694 --> 00:11:07,481
you scheduled a meeting
for this afternoon.

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00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:08,709
We're free, baby.

237
00:11:09,490 --> 00:11:10,474
What?

238
00:11:10,982 --> 00:11:11,976
I blamed you

239
00:11:11,982 --> 00:11:14,154
and told Andi you
wrecked a client's floors.

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They'll tell each other
and we'll get busted.

241
00:11:17,357 --> 00:11:18,559
You think they'll talk?

242
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,338
I think they talked.

243
00:11:32,914 --> 00:11:35,743
Wait, let's see how this plays out.

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00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,238
So, you two have just been

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blaming each other to get out of stuff?

246
00:11:45,764 --> 00:11:47,864
Well, how long has this been going on?

247
00:11:48,061 --> 00:11:50,191
- Well...
- Oh, I got this.

248
00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:52,584
What's the earliest one you know about?

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00:11:57,944 --> 00:11:58,837
Don, I think we need

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to finish this at home, 'cause
I can't use all my special words;

251
00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:03,467
there's children upstairs.

252
00:12:05,699 --> 00:12:07,517
Cheer up. We had a good run.

253
00:12:14,514 --> 00:12:16,391
That guy, huh?

254
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,364
Sometimes it takes a Don in your
life to make you appreciate...

255
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:22,799
Nope.

256
00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:26,999
Would you like a foot rub?

257
00:12:27,473 --> 00:12:29,339
I would not, no.

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Okay. Here's what it is.

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Yes, we blamed each other,

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but it's actually kind of your fault.

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Okay, i-if this i-is your apology,

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I'm gonna have to give it a...

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Look, when I screw something up,

264
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:49,795
you get madder at me than
you would at someone else,

265
00:12:49,801 --> 00:12:52,045
because I'm also catching the heat

266
00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:55,678
from the baggage of everything
I've ever done before.

267
00:12:56,522 --> 00:12:58,803
This is seriously
what you're going with?

268
00:12:59,936 --> 00:13:01,664
Yeah. Yeah, it makes sense.

269
00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:04,924
Okay, when you thought
I broke that vase,

270
00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:06,426
what popped into your head?

271
00:13:06,428 --> 00:13:07,727
How careless you were.

272
00:13:07,729 --> 00:13:08,928
Which made you think...?

273
00:13:08,930 --> 00:13:10,797
How sometimes you don't stop and think

274
00:13:10,799 --> 00:13:12,338
about how what you do affects me.

275
00:13:12,344 --> 00:13:13,461
Which reminded you of...?

276
00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:14,722
The delivery room hot dog.

277
00:13:14,728 --> 00:13:15,761
Aha!

278
00:13:19,252 --> 00:13:20,667
"Aha" what?

279
00:13:20,673 --> 00:13:21,947
See, it always goes there

280
00:13:21,953 --> 00:13:24,151
'cause it's always in
the back of your mind.

281
00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,513
Okay.

282
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:29,115
I-I can kind of see that, I guess.

283
00:13:29,117 --> 00:13:32,218
Right? I-It makes sense, right?

284
00:13:32,451 --> 00:13:36,732
I have to admit that is pretty
perceptive and insightful.

285
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:39,323
And it can help us.

286
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,895
Okay, because now that
you're aware that you've been

287
00:13:41,897 --> 00:13:44,364
hanging onto that dumb, old hot dog,

288
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,719
you can just let it go. Right?

289
00:13:49,071 --> 00:13:52,005
You know what? No.

290
00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:55,041
What?

291
00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:57,217
You remember when I was
perceptive and insightful?

292
00:13:57,223 --> 00:13:58,802
I was right over here.

293
00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:04,751
Well, yeah, you figured it out,
but the baggage is still there.

294
00:14:04,753 --> 00:14:05,585
I mean,

295
00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:07,087
when they figured out gravity,

296
00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:08,877
it didn't just stop affecting people.

297
00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:11,723
I mean, we're not just all
floating around in space.

298
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,161
Okay, well, it wouldn't go like that

299
00:14:15,163 --> 00:14:16,329
- for starters.
- Oh.

300
00:14:16,331 --> 00:14:17,397
It wouldn't?

301
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,116
Oh, okay, I have a better example.

302
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:21,057
Let's just say there's
a jackass in front of me.

303
00:14:21,063 --> 00:14:22,549
- Uh-huh.
- Okay?

304
00:14:22,971 --> 00:14:24,773
- And I call him a jackass...
- Right.

305
00:14:24,779 --> 00:14:27,413
he doesn't just disappear, did you?

306
00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:34,148
I think you just called me a jackass.

307
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,178
You snuck it in, but I heard it.

308
00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:41,086
You let me give you a foot rub.

309
00:14:41,092 --> 00:14:42,812
Yeah, but I didn't enjoy it.

310
00:14:42,818 --> 00:14:45,867
Okay. Okay, you know what?

311
00:14:45,873 --> 00:14:47,683
You go to your car show.

312
00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:48,909
Okay? I am gonna go

313
00:14:48,915 --> 00:14:50,730
to Lord of the Dance with Marcy.

314
00:14:50,732 --> 00:14:53,399
You don't deserve to watch wild Irishmen

315
00:14:53,401 --> 00:14:54,870
tap-dance their way into your heart!

316
00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:57,636
Great. I will go to the car show.

317
00:14:57,642 --> 00:14:59,635
And while I'm there,
I'll have a hot dog,

318
00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:00,673
and I hope somebody has a baby

319
00:15:00,675 --> 00:15:02,308
in front of me while I'm eating it.

320
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,426
Okay, so this is a car show.

321
00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,298
What do we do?

322
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:12,687
We look at cars.

323
00:15:13,054 --> 00:15:14,387
That's it?

324
00:15:15,288 --> 00:15:17,157
You know what, guys,

325
00:15:17,159 --> 00:15:18,349
I'm not having fun.

326
00:15:18,355 --> 00:15:20,688
Oh, thank God, someone said it.

327
00:15:21,215 --> 00:15:22,762
No, it's this thing with Andi.

328
00:15:22,768 --> 00:15:24,968
I'm right, but I still feel bad.

329
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,415
Interesting.

330
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,854
Let's unpack those emotions.

331
00:15:28,856 --> 00:15:30,456
And I'm out.

332
00:15:33,094 --> 00:15:35,528
I think you're feeling
bad because even though

333
00:15:35,530 --> 00:15:39,816
you were technically right,
you did lie to her, and also,

334
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,406
I don't think you were right.

335
00:15:41,902 --> 00:15:43,451
But I am right.

336
00:15:43,457 --> 00:15:44,699
A-And what about the baggage?

337
00:15:44,705 --> 00:15:46,012
She has baggage.

338
00:15:46,021 --> 00:15:47,788
That you gave to her.

339
00:15:48,009 --> 00:15:50,340
You know what, I'm
gonna to go talk to Andi.

340
00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:51,642
I can't believe after all this,

341
00:15:51,648 --> 00:15:53,915
I'm still gonna end up
at Lord of the Dance.

342
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:57,883
I got to tell you, I'm not feeling great

343
00:15:57,885 --> 00:16:00,019
about the boys getting
out of Lord of the Dance.

344
00:16:00,412 --> 00:16:02,354
Well, they don't want to
go, what are you gonna do?

345
00:16:02,591 --> 00:16:04,790
Make them do it. That's
what a marriage is.

346
00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:07,660
No, this whole thing
with Adam, I just...

347
00:16:08,154 --> 00:16:10,463
I don't like the way I feel right now.

348
00:16:10,465 --> 00:16:12,798
And seeing all these miserable husbands

349
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:16,772
watching sports on their
phones reminds me of him.

350
00:16:17,772 --> 00:16:19,805
Well, go talk to him. I'll be fine.

351
00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:21,188
Maybe I'll sneak backstage

352
00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:24,028
and see if I can towel
off a sweaty Irishman.

353
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:28,414
Andi.

354
00:16:31,152 --> 00:16:32,685
Andi, where are you?

355
00:16:33,362 --> 00:16:33,953
Adam.

356
00:16:33,955 --> 00:16:35,521
- Over here.
- Oh.

357
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,857
Excuse me. Yeah.

358
00:16:37,859 --> 00:16:38,810
Hi. Excuse me.

359
00:16:38,816 --> 00:16:40,356
Excuse me, excuse me.

360
00:16:40,676 --> 00:16:42,128
Excuse me. Thank you. Hi, how are you?

361
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:44,029
Excuse me, excuse me.

362
00:16:44,735 --> 00:16:45,498
Where's Andi?

363
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,800
She's on her way to the
car show to find you.

364
00:16:47,802 --> 00:16:48,703
Shh!

365
00:16:48,709 --> 00:16:50,136
Oh, do not shush me.

366
00:16:50,138 --> 00:16:51,868
We have three long hours together.

367
00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:53,707
You don't want to start like this.

368
00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:57,966
Excuse me, excuse me.

369
00:16:58,645 --> 00:17:00,479
Excuse me, excuse me.

370
00:17:02,175 --> 00:17:03,706
Oh, boy.

371
00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:04,750
Excuse me!

372
00:17:04,752 --> 00:17:07,720
Has anyone seen a middle-aged
man in a flannel shirt?

373
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,701
Wow, I have got to take him shopping.

374
00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:23,702
Hey.

375
00:17:24,032 --> 00:17:27,167
Hey. How was the car show?

376
00:17:27,902 --> 00:17:28,941
Bad.

377
00:17:29,598 --> 00:17:32,565
I left early 'cause I went to find you.

378
00:17:33,811 --> 00:17:34,700
You did?

379
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,280
I went to the car show to find you.

380
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,487
Yeah, I know. Marcy
told me at the theater.

381
00:17:42,335 --> 00:17:44,924
Then the usher wouldn't let
me leave for, like, 20 minutes.

382
00:17:47,419 --> 00:17:48,527
When I made a break for it,

383
00:17:48,529 --> 00:17:50,596
the other husbands cheered for me.

384
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:57,254
Well, um, what did you want
to say to me at the theater?

385
00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:03,745
Well, what did you want to
say to me at the car show?

386
00:18:08,265 --> 00:18:09,682
Okay.

387
00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:12,053
I guess I wanted to say that

388
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:16,730
I wasn't having any fun
without you and I missed you.

389
00:18:18,855 --> 00:18:20,676
That's what I was gonna say!

390
00:18:23,821 --> 00:18:25,149
But...

391
00:18:26,443 --> 00:18:27,850
I felt the same way.

392
00:18:28,848 --> 00:18:31,816
Aw. It still worked.

393
00:18:33,414 --> 00:18:36,342
Look, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry I ate that hot dog.

394
00:18:38,214 --> 00:18:40,546
That was a dumb thing to do.

395
00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:42,354
It's just...

396
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,470
I was scared.

397
00:18:44,808 --> 00:18:47,263
That delivery room, all those machines

398
00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:51,201
and metal clanking and people
coming to life, it was like...

399
00:18:52,123 --> 00:18:54,573
like Frankenstein's laboratory.

400
00:18:57,024 --> 00:18:58,330
And then I looked out the window

401
00:18:58,332 --> 00:19:01,834
and I saw an old, familiar
friend, the hot dog.

402
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,171
Yeah. It was pretty hard-core in there.

403
00:19:07,475 --> 00:19:09,775
I mean, I was on, like, six
different kinds of drugs,

404
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,033
but you had to see all that sober.

405
00:19:13,705 --> 00:19:15,314
But you were awesome.

406
00:19:17,507 --> 00:19:20,429
Hey, remember how mad
that delivery room nurse

407
00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,007
got at you for eating in there?

408
00:19:22,013 --> 00:19:24,981
Yeah. She remembered me when
we went back to have Teddy.

409
00:19:25,997 --> 00:19:27,625
She called me Dr. Wiener.

410
00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:30,670
Made me a name tag and everything.

411
00:19:31,957 --> 00:19:33,679
I might've told her to do that.

412
00:19:38,781 --> 00:19:39,872
You know what, babe?

413
00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:44,668
I'm thinking our baggage isn't baggage.

414
00:19:44,824 --> 00:19:47,680
It's just... it's memories
of our life together.

415
00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:49,682
Yeah.

416
00:19:50,262 --> 00:19:51,895
I love our memories.

417
00:19:52,545 --> 00:19:56,051
That day Katie was born was
one of the best days of my life.

418
00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:58,387
Yeah, and afterwards,
those doctors sent us home

419
00:19:58,393 --> 00:20:00,516
with a baby like we
knew what we were doing.

420
00:20:02,988 --> 00:20:06,640
Well, we did, because
she turned out great.

421
00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:09,234
And then Teddy.

422
00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:15,607
Well, we bounced back with Emme.

423
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,462
Hey, I need a hot dog.

424
00:20:23,464 --> 00:20:25,664
Want grilled onions?
Takes a little longer.

425
00:20:25,666 --> 00:20:29,735
Well, I'm kind of in a
hurry, but, yeah, I want them.

426
00:20:33,051 --> 00:20:34,373
Hello?

427
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:35,749
It's happening?

428
00:20:35,755 --> 00:20:37,109
Okay, I'll be right there.

429
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,473
Hey, how much longer on those onions?

430
00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:39,579
A couple more minutes.

431
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:42,275
Well, take your time, get them right.

432
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:48,842
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