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Lowell, how could your wife leave a man

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that makes biscuits this fluffy?

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When you move into your own place,

4
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don't bother getting a bed,
just make a giant one of these.

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Cooking for you guys
is the least I can do.

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You took me in at my darkest hour,

7
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when my soul was shattered
and all hope was lost.

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That's the frittata.

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We have never eaten like this before.

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Uh, we cook for you every day.

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I stand by what I said.

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Hey, honey, you know what I realized?

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We've been working together for a week.

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Today is our one week workaversary.

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Oh, wow, yeah.

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Uh, I got you something.

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I'm just waiting on a tracking number.

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Oh, come on. Seriously, this is big.

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I mean, I think we're past the
bumpy getting used to it phase

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and on to smooth sailing.

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Toot, toot!

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Today's Mommy's big day to
show us the sample finishes

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that she picked out for the flip house.

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- What's a sample?
- What's a finish?

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What's a flip house?

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The house we've been fixing up to sell.

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We've been talking about it for weeks.

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You know, we listen to
all your boring stories.

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Mr. 45 Minutes on what
happened in some video game.

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All right, come on. We better get going.

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- Oh, Lowell, do you need a ride to work?
- I'll meet you there.

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I have to stop by the grocery
store to pick up buttermilk

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for Fried Chicken Friday.

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Now that's a wife.

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I hope Lowell never leaves.

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No, no, no, no. We...

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We want our friend to
get his confidence back,

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move into his new apartment
and start his new life.

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Sure, just as long as it's
after Fried Chicken Friday.

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Ha, ha. You were quiet,
you thought we'd forget

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to take you to school.
Come on, let's go.

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So,

43
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that's the kitchen.

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Crisp, elegant, a world above.

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I got that from a vodka commercial,

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but y-you get my point.

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I love it.

48
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This is like one of those kitchens

49
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the lady on Fixer Upper would make.

50
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Her name is Joanna Gaines,
and that is the nicest thing

51
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you've ever said to me.

52
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Well, what are you thinking, Don?

53
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To be honest, I was thinking
about Lowell's biscuits.

54
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He loves it. Alright, so, uh,

55
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all we have left is the backsplash?

56
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Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking,
let's blow people's minds

57
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with this gorgeous Peruvian tile.

58
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Eh, that stuff's expensive.

59
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Okay? I'm thinking we need something

60
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a little less Peruvian, a
little more Home Depot-vian.

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And you know, I've checked

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the comps for this neighborhood,

63
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and they don't support
high-end finishes.

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Values in this neighborhood
are up ten percent.

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Buyers are gonna be looking
for something more custom.

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Maybe, maybe, but that's a gamble.

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Okay? And last time we gambled,

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you got pregnant for the third time.

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Guys, can I say something?

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I don't even remember
eating the last biscuit.

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All right, look. Okay, we
both have some good points,

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so it's a tie.

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But at work, tie goes to
the boss, so the answer's no.

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But it's imported.

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No.

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Artisan.

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No.

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That means hand-painted.

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Oh. Well, then, no.

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Wow.

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Three no's.

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That's a lot of no's.

83
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Oh, come on, honey.

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You're not gonna get mad just
because I said no to some tile?

85
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Well, no, it's not the no,
it's just, you had a tone.

86
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I had a tone?

87
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Yeah. "Tie goes to the boss"?

88
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I mean, who says that?

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The boss.

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Okay. You know what? I'm a professional.

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I can handle it.

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Great.

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Don't touch me.

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Come on.

95
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I thought we were smooth sailing.

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Toot, toot.

97
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You should go with the nice tile,

98
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'cause this might be
where you're living now.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

100
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Thanks for coming to pick us up.

101
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Andi's still mad about that tile,

102
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so she drove herself and
my truck keys to work.

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It was a very quiet dinner last night.

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If I can't win her over
with my Beef Wellington,

105
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you know Mama's cranky.

106
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Well, it got worse
when we went upstairs.

107
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She made me watch Sex
and the City reruns.

108
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That is the longest I've gone

109
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without laughing in my entire life.

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You and Andi are creating
a hostile work environment.

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I may need a couple weeks off.

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The problem is, Andi's not
used to me saying no to her.

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You say it to us all the time.

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That's because you guys are men,

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and you understand that
no is the end of it.

116
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But women are stronger
than us. They don't give up.

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That's why they give birth.

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We'd be like, oh, forget
it, just leave it in,

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I'll loosen my seatbelt.

120
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Like how my wife wouldn't
take no for an answer

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when she asked if she
could sleep with other men.

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Lowell, your thing is not
like other things, okay?

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When Andi and I were first
married, I said no a lot.

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But then I noticed
something: it didn't work.

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Do you think I said yes to this?

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Huh?

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A giant painting of a tricycle?

128
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I said no to her 20 times,
but she asked me 21 times,

129
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Why a tricycle? I don't get it.

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So when she hears a no from
you, it's a shock to the system.

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Right, right. And now that I'm her boss,

132
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I'm gonna have to say
no to her all the time.

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Marcy hates it when I say no.

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So whenever she brings up
something I disagree with,

135
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I just say "Yeah, maybe."

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"Yeah, maybe"?

137
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Yeah. It's like a softer version of no.

138
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I can't say a real no to her.

139
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She'll rip my arms off.

140
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And I need my arms. That's
where I keep my hands.

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And that works?

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Every time.

143
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She feels like I'm thinking about it...

144
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which I'm not... time passes,

145
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and then it just goes away.

146
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I'll be in the truck.

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Am I crazy, or did he
just say something helpful?

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I'm as stunned as you are.

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"Yeah, maybe." Huh.

150
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Next time Andi brings up
the tile, I'm using that.

151
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I can't sleep when we're fighting.

152
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Okay? Usually I'm the big spoon
and she's the little spoon.

153
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But you can't cuddle
with an angry spoon.

154
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That's just a fork.

155
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Oh, hey, Andi. You okay?

156
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Ugh, I've been all over town
trying to find a cheaper tile

157
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that'll work, but I know that
the one I picked is perfect.

158
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And then, I got so distracted
thinking about how right I was,

159
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that I drove onto the
front lawn of the library.

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Maybe let Adam have this one.

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In the marriage book I'm
reading, a little late...

162
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I said it before you could...

163
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they say the best gift you give yourself

164
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is the one you give your partner.

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Yeah, I'm not doing that.

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I mean, this is my first big idea

167
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for Burns Brothers, you know?

168
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And how we handle this is gonna decide

169
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how we handle everything else.

170
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I don't know, the tile

171
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is a great idea Adam
hasn't recognized yet.

172
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Ugh, husbands are weird.

173
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Last night, Don handed me
a bunch of biscuit crumbs

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from his pocket and asked
me to reverse engineer it.

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Like Jurassic Park, he said.

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You know, when we were first married,

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- I had to convince Adam of everything.
- Oh.

178
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But you know, I'd just keep
explaining how what I wanted

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was a good idea until
he realized he was wrong.

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Like that tricycle painting.

181
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He didn't want it, and now,

182
00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:04,482
he loves it as much as I do.

183
00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,568
Are you sure he loves it?

184
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Oh, yeah. Okay?

185
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I mean, sometimes I
catch him staring at it,

186
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shaking his head, wondering
how he could've been so wrong.

187
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You'll wear him down eventually.

188
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- I believe in you.
- I don't have time.

189
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I mean, every day we own that
house, we're losing money.

190
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We got to keep things moving.

191
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You're making this way too complicated.

192
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He's a guy.

193
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You know what to do. Sex him up.

194
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If you don't want to do it, that's fine.

195
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Just don't have a backsplash.

196
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No backsplash? Well...

197
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Huh, better go shave my legs.

198
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Hey.

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Hey.

200
00:09:02,491 --> 00:09:04,382
So,

201
00:09:05,163 --> 00:09:09,764
Lowell took the kids to the movies.

202
00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:15,386
So it's just you and me.

203
00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:24,137
I think I dripped a
little salsa on that arm.

204
00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:26,564
I like it, señor.

205
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It makes you spicy.

206
00:09:31,486 --> 00:09:33,070
Okay, well,

207
00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:35,740
I guess you're not mad at me anymore.

208
00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:39,127
Well, if you're talking
about the flip house,

209
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we both want the same thing.

210
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Right? To make the most
money when we sell it.

211
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Which is why

212
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I really think...

213
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Hmm.

214
00:09:52,491 --> 00:09:54,258
...we need...

215
00:09:57,137 --> 00:10:01,149
...that gorgeous Peruvian tile.

216
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,601
Ha! There it is.

217
00:10:03,653 --> 00:10:05,937
- Okay, I'm onto you.
- What?

218
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,250
You're using sex to get your way?

219
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:12,827
Ooh, I want to be mad at
you, but I just can't. What...

220
00:10:13,806 --> 00:10:14,695
Come on, honey.

221
00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:18,616
I-I... I really think
the tile is the way to go.

222
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,499
Just, I just want you
to trust me on this.

223
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:23,838
What do you say?

224
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:25,456
I...

225
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,028
Uh...

226
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,864
Yeah, maybe.

227
00:10:38,757 --> 00:10:40,790
Roger that.

228
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,784
All right.

229
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,839
All right.

230
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,206
I'm glad we talked about this.

231
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- Me, too.
- Yeah.

232
00:11:00,683 --> 00:11:03,267
Now let's go upstairs, Señor Spicy.

233
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,498
You are a good person.

234
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,087
Leave the chips.

235
00:11:21,188 --> 00:11:23,097
Hey, Don.

236
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,682
You are a genius.

237
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,100
I get that a lot.

238
00:11:26,859 --> 00:11:30,193
So Andi tried to manipulate
me with sex to get that tile,

239
00:11:30,218 --> 00:11:32,690
but I used your trick
and she gave up on it,

240
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,859
and then we still went upstairs.

241
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,194
It was just like an
episode of Sex and the City,

242
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,280
but with more laughs.

243
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,032
I wish I could've been there to see it.

244
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,951
Just the first part, not the gross part.

245
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:44,752
Hey, guys.

246
00:11:44,837 --> 00:11:45,748
Hey.

247
00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:47,265
Hey, there's my pretty lady.

248
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,257
Aww. Hey, um, where do
you want the delivery guy

249
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,739
to put the Peruvian tile?

250
00:11:50,764 --> 00:11:52,260
What?

251
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,212
I didn't approve that.
I said, "Yeah, maybe."

252
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,676
Right. The "yeah" meant you approved

253
00:11:57,701 --> 00:11:59,578
and the "maybe" meant, "only if
I thought it was a good idea,"

254
00:11:59,602 --> 00:12:01,218
which I did. You know what, I'll just,

255
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,887
I'll just have him take it around back.

256
00:12:07,945 --> 00:12:09,977
Don't look at me, you did it wrong.

257
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,113
I told you to say, "Maybe, yeah."

258
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,900
No, you said, "Yeah, maybe."

259
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,401
I would never say "yeah, maybe"

260
00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:18,773
because "yeah, maybe" means yeah.

261
00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,288
Everyone knows that.

262
00:12:21,036 --> 00:12:22,967
You know why you like biscuits so much?

263
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,919
'Cause that's what
your brain is made of.

264
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,185
Thanks to you, this whole
thing just got ten times worse.

265
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,295
Now I have to tell Andi no
when she thinks I told her yes.

266
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,880
She's really not gonna
like my tone on that.

267
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,048
So let her have the tile.

268
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,640
I can't do that.

269
00:12:40,744 --> 00:12:42,847
This is our first work
disagreement, okay?

270
00:12:42,872 --> 00:12:44,948
How this plays out sets a precedent

271
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,890
for our whole working relationship.

272
00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:49,402
She needs to respect me as her boss.

273
00:12:49,785 --> 00:12:51,461
I don't see that happening.

274
00:12:52,948 --> 00:12:54,731
Look, I know the tile is a little thing,

275
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,233
but this is what happened at home.

276
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,402
I gave in on little
stuff, next thing I know,

277
00:12:58,427 --> 00:13:01,104
she's driving the bus. This is my bus,

278
00:13:01,129 --> 00:13:03,990
- I get to drive it!
- Hey, hey.

279
00:13:04,076 --> 00:13:06,793
It's our bus. We're
Burns Brothers, remember?

280
00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:08,703
We're partners.

281
00:13:08,728 --> 00:13:10,265
That's right.

282
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,249
That's right, you're her boss, too,

283
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:15,252
but she's not your wife,
so you can say no to her

284
00:13:15,304 --> 00:13:18,165
and it's no big deal. What do you say?

285
00:13:18,658 --> 00:13:20,257
Maybe, yeah.

286
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,870
All right, well, you think about it.

287
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:26,596
Wait a minute, that does work!

288
00:13:30,182 --> 00:13:32,936
Andi, we need to talk.

289
00:13:33,175 --> 00:13:34,321
Okay, what's up?

290
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,589
I'm gonna stop you right there.

291
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:40,444
Look, Adam's not your only
boss, I'm your boss, too.

292
00:13:40,496 --> 00:13:43,530
And as such, I'm saying
no to that Peruvian tile.

293
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:47,534
So you can box it up and
send it all back to Peruvia.

294
00:13:48,754 --> 00:13:49,870
Peru.

295
00:13:50,926 --> 00:13:52,622
Pretty sure I'm right.

296
00:13:53,801 --> 00:13:55,854
Anyway, it's not
happening. The answer's no.

297
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,295
Done talking, final answer, no.

298
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:03,359
Okay, you're the boss, but,
uh, can I ask you something?

299
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,303
Did, uh, did Adam put you up to this?

300
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,712
What?

301
00:14:08,884 --> 00:14:10,724
Adam doesn't tell me what to do.

302
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:14,144
Yeah. I bet he told you to do this.

303
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,980
And he didn't even ask you
how you felt about it, did he?

304
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,148
He did not.

305
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:26,039
I mean, would a brother treat
a brother that way in Peruvia?

306
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,376
He would not.

307
00:14:32,173 --> 00:14:33,691
Hey, guys.

308
00:14:39,184 --> 00:14:41,054
Andi and Don would like me to tell you

309
00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:42,672
that they don't like your tone.

310
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,512
She already turned you?
You weak-minded fool.

311
00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:50,430
I didn't do anything.

312
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:52,098
He doesn't like your tone, either.

313
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:55,225
Oh, it's got nothing to
do with my tone, okay?

314
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,100
You just don't like hearing the word no.

315
00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:02,827
Okay, fine,

316
00:15:02,852 --> 00:15:04,923
I don't like hearing no,
especially when I'm right.

317
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,664
Ha, I knew it! My tone is great.

318
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,417
In the morning, animals gather
around me like I'm Cinderella.

319
00:15:10,502 --> 00:15:12,369
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

320
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,098
You're wasting your
time. He doesn't listen.

321
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,482
I tried to teach you "yeah, maybe"

322
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,268
to get you out of this
jam, but you screwed it up.

323
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,543
Well, you did it again! You
just said, "Yeah, maybe."

324
00:15:19,595 --> 00:15:21,314
No, I said "maybe, yeah."

325
00:15:22,119 --> 00:15:23,380
This guy.

326
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,800
Tell you what, Don and
Lowell both work with you,

327
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,803
so raise your hand if you think Adam

328
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,721
doesn't always listen to your ideas.

329
00:15:35,362 --> 00:15:38,311
I'm not seeing any hands.

330
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:41,297
All I'm saying is
consider the possibility

331
00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:44,103
that you don't always
recognize a good idea.

332
00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:47,713
Like the tricycle painting you
didn't want and now you love.

333
00:15:50,042 --> 00:15:52,111
- I love?
- Yeah.

334
00:15:52,136 --> 00:15:53,612
I hate that painting.

335
00:15:54,026 --> 00:15:55,128
What?

336
00:15:55,214 --> 00:15:57,135
I knew that. I knew he
didn't like the painting.

337
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,915
I've been playing
both sides on this one.

338
00:16:02,721 --> 00:16:04,503
But I convinced you I was right.

339
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,675
What? You didn't
convince me of anything.

340
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,008
You outlasted me.

341
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,059
You're like the

342
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,811
Everlasting Gobstopper of arguing.

343
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,777
But it's poignant.

344
00:16:13,802 --> 00:16:16,058
It's got nothing to do with us.

345
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,328
Whenever someone new
comes over the house,

346
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,842
they look at that painting and they say,

347
00:16:18,866 --> 00:16:20,449
"Oh, do you collect tricycles?

348
00:16:20,474 --> 00:16:22,817
"Uh, did your grandfather
invent the tricycle?

349
00:16:22,842 --> 00:16:26,260
"What's-what's, what's
with the weird tricycle?"

350
00:16:26,714 --> 00:16:28,778
I finally lied and just started saying

351
00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:30,864
it's a tricycle because
we have three kids.

352
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,116
That is why it's a tricycle!

353
00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:37,136
Oh.

354
00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:39,456
Yeah. I still hate it.

355
00:16:40,445 --> 00:16:42,297
I just wish I would've stuck to my guns,

356
00:16:42,322 --> 00:16:43,904
like I'm doing with your fancy tile.

357
00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:45,962
Yeah, well, I'm
sticking to my guns, too.

358
00:16:45,987 --> 00:16:48,571
Well, then I don't know what to do.

359
00:16:49,116 --> 00:16:51,263
Well, I don't know what to do either.

360
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,030
Hey, here's an idea.

361
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,834
Let's make a fancy backsplash
out of that painting.

362
00:16:56,858 --> 00:16:58,191
Kill two birds.

363
00:16:58,277 --> 00:17:00,811
Oh, yeah? I got two birds for you.

364
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,149
Very nice. You have children!

365
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,740
All right.

366
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,992
I had a lot of time to think in there,

367
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,880
thanks to Lowell's jambalaya.

368
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,664
Here's the thing.

369
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,382
I like working together.

370
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,162
You're a great designer

371
00:17:24,187 --> 00:17:27,337
and you look smoking hot in a hard hat.

372
00:17:29,558 --> 00:17:32,058
That's a good opening
line, I'm listening.

373
00:17:32,144 --> 00:17:34,678
Honey, our marriage
means everything to me,

374
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,764
but in business you need
a boss who has final say

375
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,766
or it's chaos.

376
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,401
I get that.

377
00:17:41,486 --> 00:17:43,381
Just like here at home,
where you get the final say,

378
00:17:43,405 --> 00:17:44,747
which makes sense

379
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:48,274
because you care about the
kids way more than I do.

380
00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:51,614
I love them, but their
stories are so boring.

381
00:17:52,664 --> 00:17:53,824
Okay, so what do you suggest?

382
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,699
I mean, you were in there for a while

383
00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:56,916
so I know you have a plan.

384
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:59,346
Yeah, okay, all right, here's my offer.

385
00:18:00,502 --> 00:18:04,102
You get to pick where
you want to drive the bus.

386
00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:06,126
Now, you can keep
driving it here at home,

387
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:08,868
or you can start driving it at work.

388
00:18:09,014 --> 00:18:10,380
But before you answer,

389
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,931
you should know that, last week,

390
00:18:12,017 --> 00:18:14,217
when I was supposed to take
the kids to the dentist,

391
00:18:14,242 --> 00:18:16,576
we got lost and just
went to Dairy Queen.

392
00:18:17,757 --> 00:18:19,790
That's the opposite of the dentist.

393
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:23,566
Okay, I'm...

394
00:18:23,591 --> 00:18:24,811
I'm gonna stick with home.

395
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:27,360
Great, and I will stick with work.

396
00:18:27,385 --> 00:18:29,816
And from now on, I will watch my tone

397
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,744
when I say things like this:

398
00:18:32,537 --> 00:18:36,573
Darling, love of my life,
I already returned the tile.

399
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:41,161
Okay, that's your call
and I respect that.

400
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,963
Great. So are we good?

401
00:18:44,049 --> 00:18:45,415
Yeah, we're good.

402
00:18:46,988 --> 00:18:49,836
So, what do you want to do now?

403
00:18:50,386 --> 00:18:52,627
Well...

404
00:18:52,652 --> 00:18:54,433
- I was thinking...
- Yeah?

405
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,542
...we could watch some Sex and the City.

406
00:18:57,322 --> 00:18:58,369
Really?

407
00:18:58,394 --> 00:19:00,013
Yeah, Carrie's got problems.

408
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:01,743
Mr. Big won't commit!

409
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,689
- Morning, Lowell.
- Morning.

410
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,608
I've decided to move
back to my apartment.

411
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,993
Are you sure? You're-you're
welcome to stay.

412
00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:16,613
Oh, h-how about this,
stay through the week,

413
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:20,287
and then we'll do a big send-off
after Fried Chicken Friday.

414
00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:23,451
No, it's too much.

415
00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:25,622
First you're fighting,
then you're fooling around,

416
00:19:25,674 --> 00:19:27,018
then it sounds like you're fighting,

417
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,792
but I can't tell the difference.

418
00:19:29,815 --> 00:19:31,344
You heard us?

419
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:33,797
The guest room shares
a wall with the master.

420
00:19:33,882 --> 00:19:35,799
I might as well be in there with you.

421
00:19:37,987 --> 00:19:40,386
Well, that's new information.

422
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,689
We've had a lot of people
stay in that guest room.

423
00:19:42,774 --> 00:19:45,058
Maybe that's why we never
got another exchange student.

424
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,621
Oh.

425
00:19:47,574 --> 00:19:51,147
I have to ask you, who is Señor Spicy?

426
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,899
All right.

427
00:19:52,976 --> 00:19:54,309
He has a lovely singing voice.

428
00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:57,102
Yeah, good luck to you. See you later.

429
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,868
Hey, what are you doing?

430
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,620
I'm taking it down.

431
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,817
I don't want you to be unhappy
in your own living room.

432
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,291
No, you can leave it up there.

433
00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:14,010
I've kind of gotten used to it,

434
00:20:14,096 --> 00:20:16,329
like your extra long middle toe.

435
00:20:16,964 --> 00:20:19,268
Hey, that's good luck.

436
00:20:19,878 --> 00:20:22,534
But, about the painting, thank you.

437
00:20:22,808 --> 00:20:24,136
You're welcome.

438
00:20:24,161 --> 00:20:26,801
But, if I ever kill something with
a big head, it's going up there.

439
00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,680
Maybe, yeah.

440
00:20:32,093 --> 00:20:33,960
Okay, it's settled.

441
00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:36,945
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