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Guys, the flip house
is really coming along.

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- Yeah.
- After we sell it,

3
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I'm gonna use the money

4
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to buy a couples
vacation for me and Marcy.

5
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Oh, that's really romantic, Don.

6
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Yeah. Marcy's going to the
Bahamas and I'm going to Mexico.

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How am I the divorced guy?

8
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Actually, we're gonna use
the money to buy a house

9
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and then repeat the process
until we own this city.

10
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Yeah... well, just the
bad parts of the city.

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We can't afford the good parts.

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Okay. Inspection's all done.

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All right. Yes.

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We failed?

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Wha... how could that be?

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Did you not see the six-pack
I left in your truck?

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The inside pipes are up to code,

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but your sewer line to the
street needs to be replaced.

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And for next time,

20
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I'm a wine guy.

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That means we have to
tear up the whole driveway.

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We can't afford that.

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We already used our airline
miles to buy the doorknobs.

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I feel bad. I'm the one who
convinced you to buy this house.

25
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It's kind of my fault.

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What... no, Andi, no.
It's nobody's fault.

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But this whole sewer thing,

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that's gonna run, like, 20 grand.

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Way to go, Andi.

30
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Look at this budget. How are
we gonna come up with 20 grand?

31
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Well, can't we just tack it
onto our construction loan?

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We're at our limit with the bank.

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When I pull up to the drive-through,

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the teller turns off the microphone
and ducks behind the counter.

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If we can't finish this
house, we can't sell it.

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And if we can't sell it, we
could lose the whole business.

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No! I need this job.

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Since Jen and I split
up, she has all the money

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and the lawyer says I can't have any.

40
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A-All right, everybody, calm down.

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Let's all remember:
this is Andi's fault.

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All right, all right, all right.

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Let's not turn on each other.

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Pittsburgh has plenty of banks.

45
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Tomorrow, we'll just
hit up a bunch of them

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until we find one that'll give us money.

47
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Or I know a guy down at
the track who lends money.

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One hitch: if we can't pay him back,

49
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we'll have to kill
him before he kills us.

50
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All right.

51
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Let's call murdering a guy plan B.

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Okay, huddle up, team.

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We need a new loan to
finish the flip house

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and I don't see any
reason we shouldn't get it.

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We are excellent at what
we do, people like us

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and we're good-looking.

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Okay, I made a list of banks.

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We'll split up

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- and get to as many as possible.
- All right.

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Oh, I got a good feeling about this one.

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It's right next-door to Hooters.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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I never heard of any of these.

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Yeah, well, I picked small ones.

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I'm hoping they're small
because they're not smart.

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All right, that's the spirit, Andi.

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All right, come on,
we're burning daylight.

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Let's do this thing.

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Ugh, good. You're all here.

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I'm glad you're not busy.

71
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Uh, actually, Mom, we're right
in the middle of something.

72
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No, you can tell your
story after I tell mine.

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Your father is impossible.

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H-He just had his knee operation.

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All he wants to do is sit around.

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In fairness, he's recovering
from a major surgery.

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This seems like a family
matter. I'll wait in the car.

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Well, I thought he was doing better.

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He was, but now he's
just back on the couch.

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I mean, I want

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to be known for my patience

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and consideration, but
that's just not my bag.

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So I'm going to my sister's.

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Isn't his homecare nurse helping?

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If by helping, you mean
eating all my Milanos

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and finishing my crossword puzzles,

87
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then yes, he's a gift from heaven.

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Come on. I'm taking your
crossword for the train.

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Love to the grandbabies.

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What were we doing before she came in?

91
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We were about to lose our business.

92
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Oh, right. That thing Andi did.

93
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So you can see, we're very serious.

94
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We have a solid business plan,

95
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the house is almost done.

96
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A-And we're both wearing ties.

97
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The trouble is, you're
at your loan limit.

98
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Right. That's why
we're both wearing ties.

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We think our project
has a lot of potential.

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And I'm thinking you might
be more likely to help us

101
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because we are haircut twins.

102
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Oh. Yeah, you're right.

103
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It's like you're looking in a mirror

104
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that wants to give you
money... a money mirror.

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So what are you thinking?

106
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I'm thinking I should grow out my hair.

107
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I'm not sure you have enough collateral.

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We may be small, but we're not dumb.

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Nobody said you were dumb.

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Though we are hoping for desperate.

111
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Look, we have other options.

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We just don't want
to have to kill a guy.

113
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So you have all the numbers.

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What do you say?

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No.

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No.

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No.

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- Please?
- No.

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Maybe...

120
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Oh, wait. I didn't see that. No.

121
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No, no, no.

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That loan guy

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left with our application.

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That is not a good sign.

125
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Do you hear anybody laughing out there?

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I haven't been rejected this
much since middle school.

127
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And high school...
and when my wife left.

128
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I should be used to this by now.

129
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Thanks for waiting.

130
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So? How bad is it?

131
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Actually, I think we can
do something with this.

132
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Okay, I'm sorry... wait. Wait.

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Did you just say not "no"?

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I'm gonna need to run some numbers...

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He's running numbers.
He's running numbers!

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- He's getting a calculator.
- All right, be cool, Lowell.

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Sorry. It's just, this loan
is really important to us.

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Well, I'll be honest,
it's not a slam dunk,

139
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but you've got a spark.

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I have a good feeling about you.

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You seem hard-working.

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I am hard-working.

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And dedicated.

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Super-duper dedicated.

145
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Do you need to write that on
there? Or, y-you'll remember.

146
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He'll remember. He'll...

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Ah. Crosscourt smash.

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- Suck on that, Funchy.
- Hey.

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Watch the language. This is Wimbledon.

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The queen's in the audience.

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Oh, no, my boys are here.

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Uh, hide the fun.

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- Dad? Oh.
- Hey, guys.

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Joe's just been sitting
here in tremendous pain.

155
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Uh, sorry to bother you, Dad. We
need to borrow one of your ties.

156
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We got a couple more banks to see,

157
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and Don got mayonnaise on his.

158
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I told you today of all days,
don't get extra mayonnaise.

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It was a turkey sandwich.
That bird gave his life

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and I'm not gonna put mayonnaise on him?

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Don't be disrespectful.

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How's the leg, Dad?

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Oh, not good.

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And Funchy's pushing me too hard.

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Hey, I'm here to kick
ass and eat Milanos,

166
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and I'm all out of Milanos.

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Ooh.

168
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Hey, Andi. How's it going?

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I have a not no.

170
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That's amazing. So
far, all we got is noes.

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Well, one bank took our picture,

172
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but I think that's to make
sure we never come back.

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Okay, well, let me keep
working on this and...

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Okay, you... listen, you got this. Okay?

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Be confident, but not cocky.

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Stay calm, but it's all up to you.

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It's life or death. Just have fun.

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So, what do you think, James?

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Well, uh, this is a tricky one.

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Uh, but sometimes, you just
got to go with your gut.

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Don't tell the squares upstairs,

182
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but I'm a bit of a vibe guy.

183
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Oh. Well, we are a
very pro-vibe company.

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Absolutely. I'm vibrating right now.

185
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So, um, what's the next step?

186
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Well, there's a lot to go through,

187
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and I have meetings the rest of the day.

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I'd say come back tomorrow,
but Karen's here then,

189
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and she has zero vibes.

190
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What if we met to talk
about it over dinner?

191
00:08:08,024 --> 00:08:09,891
You mean, like, a real business dinner?

192
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I've never had one of those...
I mean, I have, I have.

193
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I've had so many, it's
like, ugh. But, uh,

194
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I've just never had one of
those scheduled for tonight,

195
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i.e. I'm free.

196
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I'd invite you, too, but, uh,

197
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she seems like the boss,
am I wrong about that?

198
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No. I'm not allowed
to make any decisions.

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- That's how smart she is.
- Mm.

200
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Look at you, all ready for
your first business dinner.

201
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I know you don't like it
when I say "You go, girl,"

202
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so I'll just say it in my head.

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You go, girl.

204
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I heard that.

205
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I couldn't keep it in, I'm too excited.

206
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I can't wait to tell Adam.

207
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Oh, no, no. No, you can't tell Adam.

208
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Uh-uh. No. He wouldn't understand.

209
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I mean, even though
it's a business dinner,

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all he'll hear is that I'm
going out with another guy.

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I can't keep a secret
from Adam. He's my hero.

212
00:08:58,126 --> 00:09:00,922
Jimmy Olsen never lied to Superman.

213
00:09:01,313 --> 00:09:04,008
Look, he gets jealous,
even when there's no reason.

214
00:09:04,094 --> 00:09:05,927
One time, at a concert, the singer said,

215
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,712
"This one goes out to all the ladies,"

216
00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,264
and Adam was in a bad
mood the whole night.

217
00:09:11,201 --> 00:09:14,045
He said he knew Billy
Joel was talking to me.

218
00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,721
I saw Billy Joel in New York once.

219
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He said, "Get out of my way."

220
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Look, I just want to
get this loan, come home

221
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,145
and surprise Adam when it's all done.

222
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,272
Which is why I need you to cover for me.

223
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Just tell him, uh, I went
to the mall or something.

224
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No, I can't handle that kind of stress.

225
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In high school, I was voted most
likely to panic and pass out.

226
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When I was presented with
the award, I passed out.

227
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Well, I believe in you.

228
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Don't.

229
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You can do this.

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I can't.

231
00:09:48,304 --> 00:09:52,557
Lowell... you go, guy.

232
00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:56,427
Well, now I have to try.

233
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,935
Maybe we would have had
a shot at that last bank

234
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,345
if you didn't have
ice cream all over you.

235
00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:09,539
A tie is not a napkin.

236
00:10:10,102 --> 00:10:11,692
- Agree to disagree.
- Oh...

237
00:10:12,352 --> 00:10:13,778
Oh, hey, Lowell.

238
00:10:13,803 --> 00:10:14,996
Hey, uh, where's Andi?

239
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,929
You had to call me?
You guys couldn't think

240
00:10:26,953 --> 00:10:28,678
to do this yourselves?

241
00:10:29,604 --> 00:10:32,205
Well, we didn't know what to
do after we made fun of him.

242
00:10:33,918 --> 00:10:36,209
Yeah, Andi wasn't here. Where is Andi?

243
00:10:36,234 --> 00:10:38,234
Why do you think I'm lying?

244
00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:41,398
What?

245
00:10:41,483 --> 00:10:43,744
Fine. I wasn't supposed to tell you,

246
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,401
but since you can see right through me,

247
00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,604
she went to dinner
with the loan officer.

248
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,333
Why wouldn't Andi want me to know that?

249
00:10:50,501 --> 00:10:52,259
I'm sure it's a very nice lady.

250
00:10:54,085 --> 00:10:55,945
It's a guy. Okay?

251
00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,914
The loan officer is a guy.

252
00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:00,622
What?!

253
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,536
Every guy is after her.

254
00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:06,005
This-this is Billy Joel all over again.

255
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,425
No, no, it's not like that.

256
00:11:09,511 --> 00:11:11,067
I met the loan guy. He's harmless.

257
00:11:11,092 --> 00:11:13,546
You better have just said "armless."

258
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,133
It's a business dinner.

259
00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:19,135
Is that what he told her?

260
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,020
Let me tell you something, Lowell.

261
00:11:21,106 --> 00:11:23,856
If it's a guy and a dinner,
at a table, with a waiter,

262
00:11:23,942 --> 00:11:25,642
it's a date.

263
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:26,859
He's right.

264
00:11:26,884 --> 00:11:28,545
Restaurants are where
women fall in love.

265
00:11:28,613 --> 00:11:29,957
They watch you eat.
If they can handle it,

266
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:30,981
then they mate with you.

267
00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:34,529
Where'd they go?

268
00:11:34,554 --> 00:11:35,618
Moonbeams.

269
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,358
Moonbeams?!

270
00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:40,156
That's the most romantic place in town.

271
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:41,658
I'm afraid to take Andi there

272
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,910
'cause we got three kids already.

273
00:11:44,296 --> 00:11:46,079
I'm going down there to bust this up.

274
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,830
What? Wait. Why?

275
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,166
This guy is taking advantage of her.

276
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:53,253
Andi doesn't know how
business creeps operate.

277
00:11:53,278 --> 00:11:55,471
She only sees the best in people.

278
00:11:55,788 --> 00:11:57,538
It's one of her worst traits.

279
00:11:58,573 --> 00:12:00,307
But we need the loan.

280
00:12:00,448 --> 00:12:03,479
Are you saying my wife is
less valuable than money?

281
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,307
Yes.

282
00:12:06,651 --> 00:12:08,151
I mean, we-we have plenty of Andi.

283
00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:10,570
What we don't have is money.

284
00:12:11,492 --> 00:12:14,824
Your problem is you are
not sensitive, like me.

285
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:18,111
Now, I am gonna go down there
and rearrange this guy's face

286
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,836
like Mr. Potato Head.

287
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:24,117
I better follow him, make sure
he doesn't do anything stupid.

288
00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:27,420
Let him go. He loves his wife.

289
00:12:27,505 --> 00:12:29,172
If you don't move out of my way,

290
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,682
I will pick my teeth with you.

291
00:12:33,455 --> 00:12:35,762
You know what, Marcy?

292
00:12:39,565 --> 00:12:41,816
You go. I'm gonna stay
here and make fun of him.

293
00:12:50,195 --> 00:12:52,395
James, I appreciate you
taking the time to meet me.

294
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,113
I-I put together all the documents

295
00:12:54,199 --> 00:12:55,531
on our property.

296
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,151
Yes, it's in my
daughter's princess binder,

297
00:12:58,203 --> 00:13:00,403
but it says, "Always stay magical."

298
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,872
I think that's good advice for anybody.

299
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,824
Well, this is definitely a first.

300
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,589
But it doesn't matter
what's on the binder,

301
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,045
it's what's inside that matters.

302
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,911
Oh, more stickers.

303
00:13:11,676 --> 00:13:14,050
I'm not trying to bribe you,
but you approve our loan,

304
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,885
you'll get a gold star.

305
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:23,520
Dad?

306
00:13:23,545 --> 00:13:25,728
I'm afraid you got
the wrong guy, partner.

307
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,659
What are you doing here? I
thought you couldn't walk.

308
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,351
Okay, you got me. But
don't tell your mother.

309
00:13:31,403 --> 00:13:34,153
If she knows I'm okay,
she'll make Funchy leave.

310
00:13:34,239 --> 00:13:36,283
Medicare pays for two more weeks.

311
00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:38,574
But if your knee is healed,
you don't need him anymore.

312
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,611
I made a friend, and
I'm not giving him back.

313
00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:44,447
Well, thanks for including
me in your insurance scam.

314
00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:47,083
I think you've got some bigger problems.

315
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:50,119
Looks like your wife is
stepping out with another guy.

316
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:53,956
I was gonna text you, but my steak came.

317
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,759
I know all about it.
I'm here to break it up.

318
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,279
Geez.

319
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,574
Where do you think you're going?

320
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:02,348
To give that guy a piece of my mind.

321
00:14:02,434 --> 00:14:03,883
You're not getting past me.

322
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:05,718
I've been eating ramen for six weeks

323
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:07,136
because of this flip house.

324
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,604
My sodium is through the roof

325
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,042
and I'm feeling crazy strong.

326
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:12,369
Okay, Marcy, I cannot let my wife

327
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,909
be on a date with another guy.

328
00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:15,552
They are not on a date. Look at them.

329
00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:16,646
It's a public place.

330
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,159
Nothing is going on.

331
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,868
He's pouring her wine. That is a date!

332
00:14:21,953 --> 00:14:24,203
Your dad and Funchy are having wine.

333
00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:25,655
Is that a date?

334
00:14:26,617 --> 00:14:28,269
I don't know, it looks
pretty romantic over there.

335
00:14:28,293 --> 00:14:30,460
They're sharing a wedge salad.

336
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,961
Here, you can have all the bacon.

337
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,497
- Oh, you get me.
- Yeah.

338
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,498
Hmm?

339
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,467
J-Just before you go over there,

340
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,970
I want to remind you how
important this loan is to us.

341
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,638
At least hear my side of the story.

342
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,507
Okay, you have two minutes.

343
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:48,561
Okay, so, the year was 1974,

344
00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:51,063
and a pair of professors
who thought they were barren

345
00:14:51,149 --> 00:14:54,104
gave birth to a miracle
baby named Marcy.

346
00:14:54,463 --> 00:14:56,352
This pie chart is very well done.

347
00:14:56,377 --> 00:14:59,489
Oh, yeah, well, hope...
hope you're not on a diet.

348
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,703
You know, 'cause it's a pie chart.

349
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:06,697
She's laughing.

350
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:07,765
What's she laughing at?

351
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:09,532
Well, maybe he told her a joke. Yeah...

352
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,417
She doesn't laugh at my jokes like that.

353
00:15:11,503 --> 00:15:12,702
Last week I told her the one

354
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,287
about Mr. T in the haunted house.

355
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,108
"I pity the ghoul."

356
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,090
Ghoul is another word for ghost.

357
00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:19,341
He used to say, "I pity the fool."

358
00:15:19,365 --> 00:15:21,177
Aw, forget it.

359
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,420
I just wish I could hear
what they're talking about.

360
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:26,941
Ooh, I see an opening.

361
00:15:26,966 --> 00:15:29,183
- No, no...
- Shh!

362
00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:38,394
Oh, don't mind me,
I'm a, uh, seat warmer.

363
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,165
That's how fancy this place is.

364
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,890
Not a cold butt since 1987.

365
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,738
Ladies.

366
00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:57,834
Oh, for God's sakes. Adam.

367
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,639
Well, well, well.

368
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:04,554
What are you doing here?

369
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,472
I'll tell you what I'm doing here.

370
00:16:06,497 --> 00:16:09,531
This is not a business
dinner. This is a date.

371
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,228
You are preying on an
innocent woman in need,

372
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:15,231
because you are a slimy, scheming...

373
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,170
friendly-looking guy.

374
00:16:17,902 --> 00:16:19,735
You don't seem that threatening.

375
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:22,021
This is ridiculous.

376
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,689
I mean, after 18 years of marriage,

377
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,776
I can't have dinner with
a business associate?

378
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,861
This is not Billy Joel.

379
00:16:29,324 --> 00:16:31,247
Billy Joel hit on me one night.

380
00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:33,399
That's pretty cool.

381
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,169
I am trying to save our business,

382
00:16:37,255 --> 00:16:39,956
and all you're doing is making
us both look like amateurs.

383
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,041
I think I can clear this up.

384
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,926
Oh, thank you, James.

385
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,294
This is a date.

386
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,463
Ha! I knew it.

387
00:16:47,488 --> 00:16:50,077
I assume the worst in people.
That's one of my best traits.

388
00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:54,028
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wha-What about the loan?

389
00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:55,938
I ran it past Karen this afternoon.

390
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:58,941
She said no, but I was
still jazzed about our date.

391
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,566
It wasn't a date. I am married.

392
00:17:04,058 --> 00:17:06,282
- Yeah, it doesn't bother me.
- Oh...

393
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,151
You gotta knock on the
door if you want it to open.

394
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,320
I'm not a door. Are you hearing him?

395
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,155
Hey, I'm just happy I
was right about this.

396
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,957
I got really sweaty there for a second.

397
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:17,710
But I'll gladly take him outside
and tune him up, if you want.

398
00:17:19,486 --> 00:17:21,068
No.

399
00:17:21,093 --> 00:17:23,716
I'm not gonna waste my
time on some jerk who,

400
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,523
in this day and age, still tries to use

401
00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:27,970
a position of power
to manipulate people.

402
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,139
And, you know, I
wouldn't normally do this

403
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,091
to an innocent glass of wine, but...

404
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,593
Ooh!

405
00:17:35,013 --> 00:17:36,095
Oops.

406
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,397
That was awesome. Hmm.

407
00:17:41,342 --> 00:17:43,561
That's why all the guys are after her.

408
00:17:47,710 --> 00:17:50,610
So you failed to seduce the bank guy.

409
00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:53,946
I wasn't trying, Don.

410
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,532
Oh, now you weren't trying.

411
00:17:57,434 --> 00:17:59,702
Did you even listen to the story?

412
00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:02,171
The bad news is we're
back where we started.

413
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,756
No money, no loan.

414
00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:07,009
Now Don and I will have
to vacation together.

415
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,930
Honey, I'm sorry I
got so jealous tonight.

416
00:18:11,015 --> 00:18:12,632
Obviously, you can
take care of yourself.

417
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:13,883
Oh, that's okay.

418
00:18:13,908 --> 00:18:15,838
I mean, you were right about him.

419
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,195
Just like Billy Joel.

420
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,187
"This one goes out to all the ladies."

421
00:18:22,212 --> 00:18:24,546
He was looking right at you.

422
00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,928
Hey, guys.

423
00:18:27,953 --> 00:18:29,732
Why the long faces?

424
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,795
Why are you so cheerful?

425
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,619
Did you pass out in a flower patch?

426
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,707
Actually, I have some good news.

427
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,825
When Adam left for the
restaurant, I had a feeling

428
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,628
the deal might go south, and it
was time for extreme measures.

429
00:18:42,714 --> 00:18:45,498
So I went to see my ex, Jen,

430
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,633
and I told her I wanted $20,000.

431
00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:48,971
You didn't.

432
00:18:48,996 --> 00:18:51,671
I did. And I told her if
she didn't give it to me,

433
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,923
I would tell her grandma
that she cheated on me

434
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,758
with her horse riding instructor.

435
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:59,188
Nobody wants their nana to
know they did it in a barn.

436
00:19:00,493 --> 00:19:03,349
Anyhoo, the money's
already in my account.

437
00:19:03,473 --> 00:19:06,954
Lowell, you just saved
our company. That's great.

438
00:19:07,221 --> 00:19:08,904
I mean, that's blackmail.

439
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,239
- It is?
- Yeah.

440
00:19:11,081 --> 00:19:12,502
I'll be right back.

441
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,577
- Oh, oh...
- No.

442
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,247
No. Oh...

443
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,202
Oh, geez, Bev's home.

444
00:19:29,227 --> 00:19:30,593
Oh...

445
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,056
I'm back.

446
00:19:36,081 --> 00:19:37,048
Hi, dear.

447
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,427
I'd get up, but I can't.

448
00:19:39,736 --> 00:19:42,229
- His leg's not getting any better.
- Yeah.

449
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,909
Looks like Funchy's
gonna have to stay around

450
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,314
a little while longer.

451
00:19:46,306 --> 00:19:49,020
You're propping up the wrong leg, Joe.

452
00:19:51,741 --> 00:19:53,140
That was your one job!

453
00:19:53,164 --> 00:19:55,204
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