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Previously on Man with a Plan...

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- My little sister's here.
- Hey, Kelly.

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Why did you... when did you come here?

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They fired you? What happened?

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I embezzled a tiny bit of money.

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I'm jealous of you.

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I guess this is like The
Tortoise and the Hare.

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I'm the sleek, sexy bunny

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losing to you, the slow, scaly turtle.

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Thanks for coming by. We wanted you here

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because we're having an intervention.

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Okay, hold on, a lot of
people drink wine at lunch.

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No, Marcy, it's not for you.

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Oh, this better not be
about me and the dog track.

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You said you weren't
going to the track anymore.

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I'm not.

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Look, the intervention is for Lowell.

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Kelly's got her hooks
in him and it's my fault.

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Oh, honey, we're not
assigning blame out loud.

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Look, we need your help
convincing Lowell to dump her

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because she's bad for him.

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Yeah. And me. Since
Kelly moved in with him,

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Lowell hasn't been at work all week.

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He's got stacks of
whatever he does piling up.

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The longer this goes on,

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the worse it's gonna be for him

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when she breaks his
heart. He's my friend.

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I can't sit by and let that happen.

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We're in. These things
are open bar, right?

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I'm asking for a friend.

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Hey, Dad.

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Hey, your mother told me
you're having an intervention.

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Are we straightening out
the boozer or the gambler?

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Okay, that's Lowell. Wait,
wait, wait, one more thing,

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I have watched every episode
of Intervention, okay?

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It is intense, emotional,
and almost never works.

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Good luck, everybody.

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Hey, Lowell.

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Oh, you got a little
something all over here.

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I grew a goatee.

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Oh, well, that makes sense.

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You love animals and now your face

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looks like a raccoon walking away.

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It was Kelly's idea and I like it.

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I get to stroke it when
I think about stuff.

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That sounds fun. Maybe I'll grow a...

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No, baby.

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Don, why don't you get
Lowell a glass of wine?

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Oh, actually, Kelly's
gotten me into scotch.

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At first it was awful,

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but now that it burned off
all my taste buds, I love it.

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Okay, buddy, h-have a seat.

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Why is everyone so serious?

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Is it my goatee? It does
set a mood of sexy danger.

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No, no. No, we're serious

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because we're having an intervention.

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Oh.

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Well, I think Marcy
drinks a normal amount.

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It's not for Marcy.

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Although, we should probably
put one on the books for her.

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No, it's for you.

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Lowell, we love you,

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and we feel like we're losing you.

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They say that every time on the show.

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It's how you kick things off.

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- What are you talking about?
- Kelly.

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We're worried that
you're happier than us

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because she's so foxy.

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No.

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We're worried because you are a good,

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trusting person, and Kelly is,

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well, the devil.

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She will ruin you. You
got to end it with her.

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No. I'm grateful for all the
things she brought into my life.

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Before her, I never knew I loved scotch.

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Like an angel's tears.

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Look, Kelly is my sister, and
I know her better than anyone.

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I don't think so. I
know Kelly intimately.

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Only 64 other men in
the world can say that.

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Boy, it sounds like people are
having a lot of fun out there.

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Kelly and I exchanged stats.

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If we compare how many women
we've been with, we're tied.

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Okay, fine. If you won't listen to us,

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then listen to him. Dad, go
ahead. Scare him straight.

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All right!

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Listen here, Lowell.

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You've made a lot of changes.
Let's start with the beard.

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I like it.

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Dad.

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I thought we were fixing the old Lowell,

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but this one's hairy and drinks scotch.

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Rolling around town with a cute broad.

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I enjoy you, son. I used to be you.

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Thank you, Joe.

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Lowell, I got your text. Are you okay?

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No, they want to break us up.

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Is this true?

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In our defense, we were trying
to do it behind your back.

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Should've known you were coming.
I saw a bat fly by the window.

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Why would you try to break us up?

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Look, I don't like confrontation,

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but I'll just come out
and say it. Adam, say it.

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I'll say it. You're
not good enough for him.

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What with you being the devil and all.

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You know, when I started dating Lowell,

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I wasn't good enough for
him, but he changed me.

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I've never had a man so
supportive and tender,

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and then not tender when
it's "not tender time."

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And there's someone else I
haven't been good enough for,

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and that's you, Andi.

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I have been a terrible sister,

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but I don't want to
compete with you anymore.

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I just want to love you.

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Aww!

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Aww?

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We are not aww-ing, we're boo-ing.

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She's never said anything
like that to me before.

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We are supposed to be a team.

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We are a team, but... I don't know...

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we lost them. Read the room, man.

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Okay, well, Lowell,

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I have some information
that will show you

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what kind of person Kelly really is.

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She told us that she's just using you

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to get an instant
family. Try to deny it.

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- I don't.
- She already told me.

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I see.

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Well, that was my big finish.

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Now I got nothing left except
I think you dress too fancy.

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Too fancy, am I right, guys?

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I like it. She's classy
like Lady Bird Johnson.

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Oh, come on.

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You guys aren't really buying
this new Kelly, are you?

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I admit it's hard to believe,

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but without love and
honesty, you can't be happy.

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That's just another life lesson

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I learned from my furry little friend.

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Aww!

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Stop doing that.

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You stop.

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Yeah, leave these two kids alone.

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Yeah, why can't you let people be happy?

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You've never done
that once in your life.

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I know, but I like to watch it.

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Guys, don't gang up on Adam.

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He was just trying to do what he
thought was best for his friend,

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and I think that's amazing.

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All right.

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This is over. I am intervening
on this intervention.

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Everybody go home.

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How about a hand for a very brave man

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who stood up for what he believed in?

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Go home, or I'm gonna call the cops.

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Adam, I believe Kelly's changed.

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You believe that because you've
always wanted a sweet sister.

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A good con man sells you
what you already want to buy.

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Yeah, but if she has the nice,
pretty thing I want to buy,

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why can't I buy it?

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One of my favorite things about you

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is that you always
see the best in people,

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but it's also why you
bought a case of candy bars

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from a 30-year-old
claiming to raise money

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for his high school baseball team.

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He was dyslexic. They held him back.

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14 times?

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You need to wise up, lady.

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Okay, I-if you're so wise,
then what's my sister's motive

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for pretending to be a good
person and care about Lowell?

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She just got fired.

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She's looking for a
soft landing, and Lowell

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is a walking marshmallow.

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There is no way she's all of
a sudden a different person.

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Well, she wasn't completely
rotten when we were kids.

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You know, one time she
found a three-legged kitten

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and she nursed it back to health.

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Oh, really? How do you know that kitten

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didn't have four legs when it met her?

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Honey, I just don't
want to see you get hurt

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when Kelly goes back to her old ways,

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which you know she's gonna do.
She doesn't care about family.

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The first time she held
our daughter in her lap,

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Katie was ten.

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That's too late and weird.

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Look, I'm happy to have
Kelly back in my life.

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Great, now I got you and
Lowell to worry about.

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You know what? If you
won't listen to me,

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I'll go find someone else
to talk some sense into you.

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Honey.

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You're at the bottom of a hole

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and you're trying to get
out by digging deeper.

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That's the Adam Burns way.

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I'll dig so deep I'll hit water
and shoot back up to the top.

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"Shoot back up to the top"?

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It's a hole, not a cartoon fire hydrant.

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Will you just talk to Andi, please?

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Tell her you agree with me?

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I don't agree with you. I like Kelly.

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I get tired of looking at the
same nine people every day.

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Then do it for me because I'm your son.

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Sorry, boy, I'm Team Kelly.

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You need somebody more pliable,

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that you can manipulate.

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Don!

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Just the guy I'm looking for.

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Listen, I'm worried about Andi,

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and I'm worried about Lowell.

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I think you and I need to band
together and get rid of Kelly.

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Oh. This is awkward.

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What?

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Here you go. Oh.

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Hey, Adam. Hey.

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What's she doing here?

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I asked him to take me to the dog track,

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show me the ropes.

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She cares about my interests, Adam.

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Plus, she's willing
to say she's a diabetic

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to get the good seats.

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Oh-ho, you're good.

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Nobody cares about his interests.

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All right, I'll let you
two have some brother time.

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All right, see you later, Kel-Bell.

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Kel-Bell?

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Yeah, and she calls me Don-Don.

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We're Kel-Bell and Don-Don.

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This isn't gonna work.

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She already charmed you.

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I need somebody with a heart of stone!

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Marcy, there you are.

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I've been looking all over for you.

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Oh, hey, Adam.

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Oh, come on.

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We just keep running into each other.

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Why are you with her?

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Kelly showed up at my pottery class.

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And you don't think that's suspicious?

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It's never suspicious
when someone likes pottery.

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It's the world's oldest hobby.

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Isn't that right, Kellybean?

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What happened to Kel-Bell?
You a bell or a bean?

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You can call me "sis."

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Never.

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Wh...?

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Seriously?

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Oh, hey, Adam.

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How did you get here so quick?

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I knew I shouldn't
have stopped at Arby's.

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My sister brought me flowers in a vase

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she made herself.

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It's just a little token

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to show how much you mean to me.

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Aw, I've missed you, Kelly-Belly.

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Oh, now the bean bell has a belly.

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Well, I better go.

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I'm volunteering at the animal hospital.

255
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Hey, you know who Adam reminds me of?

256
00:11:42,517 --> 00:11:44,482
That kitten I took in.

257
00:11:44,507 --> 00:11:46,852
He was a brave little guy just like you.

258
00:11:49,198 --> 00:11:51,665
How many legs that kitten
have when you met it?

259
00:11:52,860 --> 00:11:55,194
Adam, stop it. She's being sweet.

260
00:11:55,246 --> 00:11:57,163
Let me tell you
something. Look, all day,

261
00:11:57,248 --> 00:11:59,393
I have been going to our
friends to enlist their support,

262
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:01,812
and you know who's been there
every time doing the same thing?

263
00:12:01,836 --> 00:12:03,836
Kell-Bell, Kellybean, Kelly Belly!

264
00:12:05,173 --> 00:12:07,290
What kind of crazy person does that?

265
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:08,874
You just said you do.

266
00:12:10,343 --> 00:12:11,354
Look...

267
00:12:11,379 --> 00:12:12,740
Come on, honey, don't you think you're

268
00:12:12,764 --> 00:12:14,680
starting to spin out a little?

269
00:12:14,716 --> 00:12:17,016
I mean, maybe she's just
going to see our friends

270
00:12:17,051 --> 00:12:19,033
because she wants
relationships with them.

271
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,672
Or...

272
00:12:20,768 --> 00:12:22,651
she's tracking me.

273
00:12:23,634 --> 00:12:25,524
I'm under surveillance, Andi.

274
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,360
- What?
- Tracking devices.

275
00:12:27,395 --> 00:12:28,835
Aren't you listening?

276
00:12:29,997 --> 00:12:31,413
I bet she is.

277
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:35,401
I'm on to you, Kelly.

278
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:50,150
What's all this?

279
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,732
Adam, we love you

280
00:12:52,757 --> 00:12:55,257
and we feel like we're losing you.

281
00:12:57,217 --> 00:12:58,566
What?

282
00:12:58,618 --> 00:13:00,402
It's an intervention, man.

283
00:13:00,454 --> 00:13:03,121
You're too upset
because Kelly's so foxy.

284
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,066
Thanks, Don-Don.

285
00:13:07,105 --> 00:13:09,377
You're having an intervention for me?

286
00:13:09,412 --> 00:13:11,546
We want to talk about
how you're treating Kelly.

287
00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:14,370
We like Kelly. We
like her more than you.

288
00:13:15,135 --> 00:13:17,385
I appreciate that you're
looking out for me,

289
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:19,470
but I love being Kelly's boyfriend.

290
00:13:19,495 --> 00:13:21,974
- I'm darn proud to be number 65.
- Oh.

291
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:25,393
And I love having my sister back.

292
00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:26,697
You know how sometimes you just

293
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,770
go along with things to make me happy?

294
00:13:28,795 --> 00:13:30,223
Do that now.

295
00:13:30,631 --> 00:13:34,371
Okay, if she's so wonderful now
and really cares about Lowell,

296
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,699
then she'll be able to answer
a simple question about him.

297
00:13:36,724 --> 00:13:38,598
Kelly, when's Lowell's birthday?

298
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,150
February 11.

299
00:13:40,235 --> 00:13:41,758
February 11, huh?

300
00:13:41,783 --> 00:13:43,583
Is that right, Lowell?

301
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,190
I don't know, is it, Adam?

302
00:13:48,790 --> 00:13:50,910
Okay, I got out over
my skis on that one.

303
00:13:50,946 --> 00:13:52,195
How about this?

304
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,530
When is Andi's birthday?

305
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:54,748
June 15.

306
00:13:54,783 --> 00:13:56,950
You better not ask me if that's right.

307
00:13:57,576 --> 00:13:59,989
Okay, this is a waste of time.

308
00:14:00,014 --> 00:14:03,387
I know I know what I know
and I'm not wrong about her.

309
00:14:03,412 --> 00:14:04,707
You're all the wrong ones.

310
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:05,959
Wrong, wrong, wrong,

311
00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,178
wrong, evil, wrong. Right!

312
00:14:11,097 --> 00:14:13,816
That intervention was a dirty trick.

313
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,854
Hey, you were talking to flowers.

314
00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:20,190
I mean, they put people
in hospitals for that.

315
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:22,331
I'm sorry.

316
00:14:22,356 --> 00:14:24,821
I just don't believe people change.

317
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,614
- You did.
- What?

318
00:14:27,691 --> 00:14:29,074
Before we got married,

319
00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:30,984
you never talked about your feelings.

320
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,653
Well, I don't want to talk about that.

321
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,810
And you had a hard time
admitting when you were wrong.

322
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,519
I disagree.

323
00:14:37,739 --> 00:14:40,994
And you had a real black
shoe, white sock problem.

324
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,742
I was into Michael Jackson.

325
00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,250
But I stuck with it too long.

326
00:14:48,195 --> 00:14:50,511
Right, when you see
evidence that you're wrong,

327
00:14:50,536 --> 00:14:52,484
you-you always come around.

328
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:54,607
So give Kelly a chance.

329
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,215
Oh, God...

330
00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:02,286
I'll think about it.

331
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:05,819
Hey, Kelly.

332
00:15:05,854 --> 00:15:07,353
Uh, thanks for stopping by.

333
00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:09,405
Uh, here, have a seat.

334
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,773
No problem.

335
00:15:10,798 --> 00:15:13,703
The new me always
comes when family calls.

336
00:15:13,728 --> 00:15:16,146
But I hope you're not
gonna say anything hurtful,

337
00:15:16,171 --> 00:15:18,942
because the new me's heart
is much more sensitive.

338
00:15:18,967 --> 00:15:20,417
Oh, no, no.

339
00:15:20,442 --> 00:15:21,835
No, actually...

340
00:15:22,044 --> 00:15:23,972
I wanted to apologize.

341
00:15:23,997 --> 00:15:25,922
A-And as a peace offering,

342
00:15:25,947 --> 00:15:27,363
I got you some hummus.

343
00:15:27,388 --> 00:15:30,093
Which, I am told, is
yogurt for fancy people.

344
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,429
Here's a spoon.

345
00:15:34,009 --> 00:15:38,017
Oh, I just had a tub
of hummus, but thanks.

346
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:40,720
Ah, o-okay.

347
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:42,533
Well, okay, here's the thing.

348
00:15:42,557 --> 00:15:43,806
Um...

349
00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:48,027
I was judging you on past behavior

350
00:15:48,052 --> 00:15:52,011
and Andi pointed out
that people can change.

351
00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:54,534
So, I wanted to look you in the eye

352
00:15:54,569 --> 00:15:57,200
and tell you I'm sorry.

353
00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:58,988
Thank you.

354
00:15:59,013 --> 00:16:00,784
That really means a lot.

355
00:16:00,809 --> 00:16:03,464
Good. A-And, and I
hope we can put all this

356
00:16:03,489 --> 00:16:05,489
behind us and start fresh.

357
00:16:05,514 --> 00:16:06,993
Of course.

358
00:16:07,018 --> 00:16:08,518
We're family.

359
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:10,917
We're gonna be in each
other's lives forever.

360
00:16:11,281 --> 00:16:13,534
And it's just nice to think that

361
00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:16,384
when I sit across from
you at Thanksgiving,

362
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,174
I will know...

363
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:20,226
that I owned you.

364
00:16:24,221 --> 00:16:25,387
What?

365
00:16:26,229 --> 00:16:28,907
I got to admit, you were tough.

366
00:16:28,932 --> 00:16:30,586
I knew after the intervention

367
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,458
that you were the only one
that wouldn't buy the new me.

368
00:16:33,608 --> 00:16:35,491
I haven't changed at all.

369
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:39,112
In fact, I'm probably a little worse.

370
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:42,949
So I was right.

371
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:46,218
Yeah, but I got you acting so crazy

372
00:16:46,243 --> 00:16:48,204
that you've lost all credibility.

373
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,461
Which is why I feel comfortable

374
00:16:50,486 --> 00:16:52,569
sharing the truth with you now.

375
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,961
No one will believe you.

376
00:16:57,632 --> 00:16:58,965
Wow.

377
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:03,389
That's right. Drink it in.

378
00:17:03,414 --> 00:17:05,388
Oh, and another thing.

379
00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:09,192
Hummus isn't yogurt,
you country bumpkin.

380
00:17:10,478 --> 00:17:14,530
Oh, well, um, I'm sorry,
I-I didn't know, I...

381
00:17:15,739 --> 00:17:17,967
Well, since you didn't
eat it, I guess...

382
00:17:18,031 --> 00:17:20,514
I'll just make you eat your words.

383
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,117
Andi.

384
00:17:27,283 --> 00:17:29,900
Maybe you did pull
that kitten's leg off.

385
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:36,054
I... he thinks he tricked me,
but I knew you were in there.

386
00:17:36,079 --> 00:17:37,804
I just said that stuff

387
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,556
so you could see that he
didn't really mean his apology.

388
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,695
He drugged me.

389
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:47,195
This is so fun.

390
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:52,037
You see, what I did
was, I convinced Andi

391
00:17:52,062 --> 00:17:55,355
to listen to make sure I
did a good job apologizing.

392
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,106
But I knew you couldn't resist

393
00:17:57,192 --> 00:17:59,169
rubbing it in once I caved.

394
00:17:59,194 --> 00:18:01,311
People don't change.

395
00:18:01,336 --> 00:18:03,453
I wear white socks
when you go out of town.

396
00:18:05,111 --> 00:18:06,944
Adam Burns for the win.

397
00:18:07,239 --> 00:18:09,783
Yeah, that's right.
You may have fooled me,

398
00:18:09,808 --> 00:18:12,088
but the man I married is
pathologically suspicious

399
00:18:12,173 --> 00:18:15,055
- and sometimes that comes in handy.
- Mm-hmm.

400
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:17,556
And I know what hummus is.

401
00:18:17,581 --> 00:18:20,215
I was just trying to make you
eat it 'cause it's expired.

402
00:18:21,549 --> 00:18:23,716
Now everyone will believe me.

403
00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:25,768
And... Wait. Where's Don and Marcy?

404
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,720
I told them to wait in the pantry, too.

405
00:18:31,314 --> 00:18:33,454
How much longer do
we have to be in here?

406
00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:35,705
I don't know.

407
00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,447
Adam just said wait in the pantry.

408
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,474
Lowell, we're sorry Kelly's
not who you thought she was.

409
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,035
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

410
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,839
Maybe during this difficult
time, you'll find some comfort

411
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,031
in the fact that I was right all along.

412
00:18:54,168 --> 00:18:55,891
I can't believe this.

413
00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,833
I changed so much for her.

414
00:18:57,858 --> 00:18:59,113
I grew hair on my face

415
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,672
and got rid of it everywhere else.

416
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,556
My whole body's a
five-o'clock shadow right now.

417
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,638
Lowell.

418
00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:10,710
Kelly.

419
00:19:10,869 --> 00:19:13,058
I've come to say good-bye.

420
00:19:13,137 --> 00:19:14,768
I meant what I said.

421
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,129
I have loved our time together.

422
00:19:17,431 --> 00:19:20,849
Is not being a good person
really a deal breaker?

423
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,660
Historically, it's been important.

424
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,348
Although you set a high bar sexually,

425
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:29,169
so maybe from time to
time we could just...

426
00:19:29,194 --> 00:19:30,276
No.

427
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,207
- Maybe just sexy Skype?
- No.

428
00:19:32,232 --> 00:19:35,240
Lowell, go upstairs while
we secure the premises.

429
00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:37,936
Maybe use my razor ans shave.

430
00:19:37,961 --> 00:19:39,358
Just the face.

431
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,497
I'll be outside.

432
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,373
I am very sorry for all the hurt I...

433
00:19:45,398 --> 00:19:48,208
Wait, I don't have to
be nice anymore. Bye.

434
00:19:50,646 --> 00:19:54,622
Well, you were right.
She is never gonna change.

435
00:19:54,647 --> 00:19:57,060
Yeah. You can't pick your family.

436
00:19:57,085 --> 00:19:58,913
You are stuck with them.

437
00:19:59,187 --> 00:20:01,210
But the good news is

438
00:20:01,265 --> 00:20:02,827
I got to pick you

439
00:20:03,046 --> 00:20:04,976
And I definitely got the good sister.

440
00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:06,390
Aww.

441
00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:09,631
- And only 96 other men can say that.
- Mm.

442
00:20:09,656 --> 00:20:11,796
- What?
- I'm kidding.

443
00:20:11,821 --> 00:20:13,547
That's not funny. I don't like that.

444
00:20:13,641 --> 00:20:15,681
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