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Guys, this... is a dishwasher. Okay?

2
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This is not a dishwasher.

3
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We know what a dishwasher is.

4
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Okay. Well, then, show me by
putting your dishes in there.

5
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It's full of wine glasses.

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When you have kids, you'll understand.

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Come on.

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Hi.

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Hey.

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How was Bingo with your mom?

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How do you think it was?

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Four hours stuck in a hot room

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with a bunch of senior citizens.

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And it took forever to call each number.

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"B9."

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"What?!"

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"B9."

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"What?!"

19
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And then this 90-year-old
woman grabbed my thigh.

20
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And I said "Hey, hands
off" and she said "What?"

21
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Well, you've always been
catnip for the blue hairs.

22
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Yeah. Oh!

23
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I did finally win a prize.

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A pill organizer.

25
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But I think it's used,

26
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'cause there's an aspirin in Friday.

27
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I'll put it with the compression
socks you won last week.

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Ever since my mom got on this
Bingo kick, it's every week.

29
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My dad won't take her,

30
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you won't take her...

31
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Wait. Why don't you ever take her?

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Well, I told her I don't like Bingo.

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I may have also said that you love it.

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So you did this to me?

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Bingo.

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Honey, you know, your mom is just

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sitting around that house
all day with your dad.

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She's probably bored out of her mind.

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That's what it is!

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Look at the big brain on you.

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To stop Bingo at night,

42
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we need to find a way to
tire her out during the day.

43
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.

44
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Don't you have volunteers
at the hospital?

45
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Actually, your mom would love that.

46
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Yeah. Why not give
her to the sick people?

47
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They're already not having fun.

48
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Okay, I'll get her signed up.

49
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Great. Great.

50
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Oh. And as a thank
you, please accept this

51
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state-of-the-art bunion shaver.

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- Ooh.
- Really?

53
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I was on a hot streak.

54
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Oh, I'm so nervous.

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My first day as a volunteer.

56
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Hey. Dropped the kids off at school.

57
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Uh, fair warning, Teddy lost
his hard-boiled egg in your car.

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I moved the seat back to try to find it,

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but I think I may have just crushed it.

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Look at me, sweetie.

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I'm a working girl,
like Mary Tyler Moore.

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If I had a hat, I'd throw it in the air.

63
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She knows she's not getting paid, right?

64
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Hey, I took her off your
hands. Don't rock the boat.

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All right, look. Just keep her moving

66
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so she's too tired for Bingo.

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Maybe don't tell her
about the elevators.

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- Hmm?
- Okay.

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I solve problems, that's what I do.

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You still scream like
a little girl, son.

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What are you doing here?

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I don't want to sit
alone in an empty house,

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so I'm with you now.

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Wha... Mom's going to be volunteering

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at the hospital every day.

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Then I'll be with you every day.

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But I have to go to work.

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Great, we'll go to work.

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We just need to stop off

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and get me my morning Dr. Pepper.

81
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There's a can in the fridge.

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Oh, no, no. It's gotta be draft,

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with chewable ice, in a foam cup,

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the way the good Lord intended.

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- Ah.
- I know where we can get it.

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There's a place out by the airport.

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Oh, great. Yeah.

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I was just thinking how much
I want to drive to the airport.

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All right.

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After we get your airport soda,

91
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we need to run by the lumberyard.

92
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What about breakfast?

93
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Why didn't you make yourself
something in the house?

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I don't cook my own food.

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Somebody does it for me.

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I'm grandfathered into that.

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What does that mean?

98
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It means I risked my
life fighting commies,

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so somebody else makes my chow.

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- You hear that?
- Hmm?

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You hear?

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Huh?

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- You know what that sound is?
- Huh?

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That means put your seat belt on.

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I don't have to do that, I'm
grandfathered into that, too.

106
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I'll just fly safely
through the windshield.

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How 'bout this soda, Donny? Oh...

108
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Great job, Pop.

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It's delicious...

110
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and it looks like it
made Adam really mad.

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I can't hear you.

112
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All I can hear is "bong bong bong."

113
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Oh, Adam, the insulation guys called.

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They can meet you at 9:00 tomorrow.

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Okay, great.

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Oh, no, no, no. That's
not going to work.

117
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We need to buy my
lottery tickets at 9:00.

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That's my lucky time.

119
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How is it lucky if you've never won?

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Every time I don't win,
I'm building up my luck.

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That's how it works.

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- Hey, Dad.
- What?

123
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Want to chase the crew
around with the forklift?

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Is a duck's ass watertight?

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Listen, Don.

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You have got to take Dad off my hands.

127
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No way, he wanders off.

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I lost him in Target once.

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I had to use that red
phone and everything.

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I love father and son time.

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Once a year, my father and
I go hunting for Bigfoot.

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I take what I can get.

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Just tell Dad you have stuff to do

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and he needs to entertain himself.

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I can't do that to the old guy.

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I'll just suck it up.

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How bad can it be?

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What are these guys doing?

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The light's green.

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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

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What are you doing?

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You can't honk another man's horn.

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Yes, I can, I'm grandfathered in.

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Hey.

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There's four guys in that truck.

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And now they're getting out. Great.

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That's why you don't
put your seat belt on.

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- It's go time!
- Hey!

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You are 75 years old.

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Go time is over.

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Here's your "middle
of the day" Dr. Pepper.

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Sorry it took so long,

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they were doing roadwork
down by the airport.

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Nice try.

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This is from the Shell
station down the street.

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How are you so good at this?

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What's this?

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Cream for my dry skin.

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Why are you giving it to me?

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You have to rub it on me.

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What?

162
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Not everywhere, just
the places I can't reach.

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Hey, honey.

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How was your day?

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My dad has a cream, Andi.

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That I have to apply.

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Oh, boy.

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I'm sorry, honey.

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Eesh.

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Well, you know, if it helps,

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your mom is having a
blast at the hospital.

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Well, I can't do another day.

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Okay, I-I think you're overreacting.

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Oh, really? Am I?

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Am I? Am I overreacting?

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I am more and more
confident the answer is yes.

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Let me show you something.

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Ooh.

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What's in that cream?

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Your hands are so soft.

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Bong bong bong bong.

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I'm hearing it in my sleep now.

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Oho, and this is the best part.

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Look, Andi, it's my dad.

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In our bed.

186
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Where's Bev?

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She volunteered to
stay for the late shift.

188
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Okay. What's for dinner?

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Pizza.

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I... I was thinking meatloaf.

191
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Okay, well,

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um, meatloaf takes a while, Joe.

193
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Well, I got a good
run of game shows here,

194
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I don't mind waiting.

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Adam... get him out of there.

196
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You need to wrangle your filly, boy.

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I don't think she's the problem.

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It's not my fault.

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- Your mother changed the plan.
- What plan?

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For our golden years.

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We were happy

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just staying at home,

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watching the world go by.

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Then she started acting different.

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Did you make her rub that cream on you?

206
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'Cause it's making me act different.

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I knew something was coming.

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Every morning, we'd go out for our walk

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and we'd get to the
sidewalk and we'd turn left.

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Then one day

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last month, she turned right.

212
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Why? What was she looking for?

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And then the Bingo,
and then the hospital.

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And here I am.

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Well, did you talk to
Mom about any of this?

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I don't have to talk about my feelings.

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I'm grandfathered into that.

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Where you going?

219
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I have to make a meatloaf.

220
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Well, before you go,

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would you get me another pillow?

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I-I need one for between my legs.

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Use Andi's.

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I can't believe we're
actually making this meatloaf.

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Well, we have to, he's grandfathered in.

226
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You should have heard
him up there, Andi.

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He's... lost.

228
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Well, I don't get it.

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Bev's gone away before.

230
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She went on that cruise.

231
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Yeah, but he knew everything

232
00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,130
would go back to normal in a day or two.

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00:10:05,155 --> 00:10:07,686
This is different. It's
a big change for him.

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00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,343
So, what, Bev has to sit on the
couch for the rest of her life

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just to make her husband happy?

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Yes.

237
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Wha...

238
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It's in the vows.

239
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We whisper it so you don't hear it.

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You have to tell my mom
to quit the hospital.

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Wha...? I'm not gonna do that.

242
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She's happy.

243
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So I have to talk to her all by myself?

244
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Yes.

245
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Wives don't help their
husbands with bad ideas.

246
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It's in the vows.

247
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Well...

248
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I think it's a good idea.

249
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I'll just explain that my
dad is lonely with her gone

250
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and she needs to come back.

251
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I wouldn't get involved if I were you.

252
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I'm already involved.

253
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My pillow smells like Brylcreem.

254
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It's like sleeping in
Ronald Reagan's arms.

255
00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,762
Well, fine, you can use my pillow.

256
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,130
Uh, no, thank you.

257
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,250
I think we're gonna have to take

258
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your pillow out back and shoot it.

259
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:18,251
Okay, here comes Mom.

260
00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:20,302
I'm going to talk to her
about quitting the hospital.

261
00:11:20,327 --> 00:11:22,461
Well, then I'm getting out of here.

262
00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:24,738
Oh, your dad's up there.

263
00:11:24,763 --> 00:11:25,990
Oh, here comes your mom.

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I... I c...

265
00:11:27,374 --> 00:11:28,941
Pantry!

266
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,584
Oh. Hey, sweetie.

267
00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:34,502
Hey, how was your day at the hospital?

268
00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:35,629
Tiring, I'll bet, huh?

269
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,253
Makes you want to say, "Whew,

270
00:11:37,278 --> 00:11:39,506
I am never going back there again."

271
00:11:39,982 --> 00:11:41,885
Well, lesson learned.

272
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:42,836
You gave it a shot. Yeah?

273
00:11:42,844 --> 00:11:45,305
Actually, you know, I feel great.

274
00:11:45,334 --> 00:11:47,043
Helping people gives me more energy.

275
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:47,917
More energy?

276
00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:50,100
Ooh... I hear that's what happens

277
00:11:50,102 --> 00:11:52,836
right before you should quit a job.

278
00:11:53,748 --> 00:11:54,919
What are we talking about?

279
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:57,418
- Hey, speaking of Dad...
- Were we speaking of Dad?

280
00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:59,377
We could talk about Dad
if you want to, yeah, sure.

281
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:00,912
You know, I...

282
00:12:00,913 --> 00:12:03,179
I think you threw him a curve ball

283
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,814
by being out of the house so much.

284
00:12:04,816 --> 00:12:06,182
He misses you.

285
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,912
Oh, that's what this is about.

286
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,336
You know, honey,

287
00:12:10,361 --> 00:12:12,656
I've been adapting to him my whole life.

288
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,918
Now I'd like it if he could adapt to me.

289
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,061
Well, I'd like it if he could
apply his own damn cream,

290
00:12:18,063 --> 00:12:19,788
but that's not happening.

291
00:12:22,167 --> 00:12:24,166
I think what he really misses

292
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:26,584
is me cooking and cleaning for him.

293
00:12:26,626 --> 00:12:30,960
O... Okay, that's a
slightly negative spin on it.

294
00:12:30,976 --> 00:12:32,842
I'm just saying I think he'd be happier

295
00:12:32,844 --> 00:12:34,644
if you weren't gone so much, you know?

296
00:12:34,646 --> 00:12:39,115
And if you think about it,
it's kind of romantic. Huh?

297
00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:41,418
Yeah. So he'd be happier

298
00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:44,054
if I weren't doing the
thing that makes me happy.

299
00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:47,457
Again, slightly negative spin.

300
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,376
Mmm!

301
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,627
I smell meatloaf.

302
00:12:50,629 --> 00:12:52,929
Of course you do, you selfish bastard.

303
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:58,001
What did you do, boy?

304
00:12:58,036 --> 00:13:00,070
I just told her that you missed her.

305
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:02,490
What, are you writing
some kind of romance novel?

306
00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:05,575
I guess I'll be spending the night.

307
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:06,843
Wh... Where you going?

308
00:13:06,845 --> 00:13:08,011
Where do you think?

309
00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:10,614
Well, hey, you know,
uh, we have a guest room.

310
00:13:10,616 --> 00:13:12,115
I made you.

311
00:13:12,117 --> 00:13:13,783
You're my guest.

312
00:13:19,524 --> 00:13:21,124
That went well.

313
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:25,395
Where's the meatloaf?

314
00:13:25,397 --> 00:13:28,707
He took it upstairs, like
a groom takes his bride.

315
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:33,667
Hey...

316
00:13:33,672 --> 00:13:35,505
you elbowed me in the nose.

317
00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:37,674
I didn't move, you
nosed me in the elbow.

318
00:13:37,676 --> 00:13:39,109
Ugh.

319
00:13:41,392 --> 00:13:44,201
You are breathing directly into me.

320
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,459
My air is your exhaust.

321
00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:49,911
All right.

322
00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:56,026
I want my bed back.

323
00:13:56,028 --> 00:13:57,460
Look, don't worry.

324
00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:58,663
Dad won't be here long.

325
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,959
- Mom will come around.
- Wh...

326
00:14:00,999 --> 00:14:03,233
Why are you taking his
side in this whole deal?

327
00:14:03,235 --> 00:14:05,435
He's been driving you crazy all week.

328
00:14:05,437 --> 00:14:08,004
Well, the man has worked
hard his whole life.

329
00:14:08,006 --> 00:14:10,006
He deserves to retire on the couch

330
00:14:10,008 --> 00:14:11,474
with his wife sitting next to him

331
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,909
and cooking him food.

332
00:14:12,911 --> 00:14:15,345
Like any man would want.

333
00:14:16,918 --> 00:14:19,836
- Like any man?
- Mm.

334
00:14:20,255 --> 00:14:22,188
Not you though, right?

335
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,691
What was the question?

336
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:34,500
I just want to know how you're
picturing our golden years.

337
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,615
Well, I've worked hard
my whole life, too.

338
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:41,237
So your plan is to just sit and eat?

339
00:14:42,243 --> 00:14:43,673
You think you're making it sound bad,

340
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,742
but you're kind of selling it.

341
00:14:46,692 --> 00:14:49,145
Okay, well, that's not healthy.

342
00:14:49,147 --> 00:14:51,081
I mean, you might get fat.

343
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:54,384
Hey, till death, baby.

344
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:58,254
But I wanted to do
something fun, together.

345
00:14:58,256 --> 00:15:03,560
You know, like open
Pittsburgh's first winery.

346
00:15:04,847 --> 00:15:07,157
You just like wine.

347
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:09,614
Yeah, well, I'm going to need it

348
00:15:09,615 --> 00:15:12,469
if I'm stuck on the couch
with a supersized shut-in.

349
00:15:20,612 --> 00:15:24,101
I am going to breathe
on you so hard tonight.

350
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:48,138
Adam, we need to talk.

351
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,774
You put the chicken too far away.

352
00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:54,277
I'm leaving you.

353
00:15:54,857 --> 00:15:56,690
For who?

354
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,583
For me.

355
00:16:03,209 --> 00:16:05,334
Are you leaving me for my own brother?

356
00:16:05,375 --> 00:16:07,209
Yeah, well, I had no choice.

357
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,625
- He kept it tight.
- Mmm.

358
00:16:09,667 --> 00:16:11,168
You know it, mama.

359
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,058
Come back, don't go.

360
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,934
Andi. Andi!

361
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:20,270
Andi...

362
00:16:21,909 --> 00:16:24,007
Chicken.

363
00:16:24,009 --> 00:16:25,362
Chicken!

364
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,182
What's for breakfast?

365
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,209
Cereal.

366
00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:39,823
I left a note on the fridge
saying I wanted frittatas.

367
00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:43,459
Well, those days are behind you.

368
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,962
We need to talk about what's
been going on around here.

369
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,103
I told you what's going on.

370
00:16:48,128 --> 00:16:50,767
I went left, your mom went right.

371
00:16:50,769 --> 00:16:53,203
Get ready to for two Christmases.

372
00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:55,138
Look...

373
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,574
Okay, listen, you are
going to have to accept

374
00:16:57,576 --> 00:17:01,018
what's happening with
Mom and, you know, adapt.

375
00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:02,445
But I'm grandfathered in.

376
00:17:02,447 --> 00:17:03,880
That's not a thing!

377
00:17:04,832 --> 00:17:06,416
Look...

378
00:17:06,418 --> 00:17:09,197
retirement is a team sport.

379
00:17:09,222 --> 00:17:11,487
You had everything the way you wanted.

380
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,056
Now Mom has found something
that makes her happy.

381
00:17:13,058 --> 00:17:14,424
Isn't that good?

382
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,687
You think I don't
want to make her happy?

383
00:17:16,712 --> 00:17:18,661
I love her, I... I...

384
00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,830
I just, I don't know how
to do any of that stuff.

385
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,165
What stuff?

386
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,600
Home stuff.

387
00:17:24,436 --> 00:17:26,148
My mother fed me,

388
00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:27,704
then the army fed me

389
00:17:27,706 --> 00:17:29,339
and then Bev fed me.

390
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:33,710
If anything, this is their fault.

391
00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:38,506
Okay. You want a frittata?

392
00:17:38,884 --> 00:17:40,116
Let's teach you

393
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:42,129
how to make a frittata.

394
00:17:42,590 --> 00:17:44,487
Then you can make one for Mom.

395
00:17:44,489 --> 00:17:46,389
You think that would make her happy?

396
00:17:46,746 --> 00:17:48,080
I do.

397
00:17:48,105 --> 00:17:50,039
Okay, let's do it.

398
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,840
All right.

399
00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:55,122
You want an apron?

400
00:17:55,123 --> 00:17:56,470
I'm willing to try this,

401
00:17:56,495 --> 00:17:58,862
but I'm not putting on
a damn cooking costume.

402
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:10,001
I still don't understand
why you brought me back here.

403
00:18:10,015 --> 00:18:13,316
Adam called me and he said that
there is a surprise for you.

404
00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:18,765
Joe?

405
00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:20,123
What's this?

406
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:21,983
I made dinner.

407
00:18:23,874 --> 00:18:27,730
What with you being at the
hospital, I want to, um...

408
00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:29,947
What did you tell me I wanted to do?

409
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,876
Adapt.

410
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,572
Yeah, that.

411
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,319
You cooked for me?

412
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,126
- Well...
- You've never done that before.

413
00:18:40,145 --> 00:18:43,146
Retirement is a team sport.

414
00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:46,335
I taught him that.

415
00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:50,320
And I taught you that.

416
00:18:52,202 --> 00:18:54,076
I just want you to know that

417
00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:55,558
I support you.

418
00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:58,043
This is really something, Joe.

419
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,918
- Here. See?
- Oh!

420
00:18:59,943 --> 00:19:02,125
Ooh, you made scrambled eggs.

421
00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:03,542
Yeah.

422
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:08,126
Frittatas are a real son of a bitch.

423
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:15,626
By the way, we need to
figure out something else

424
00:19:15,646 --> 00:19:18,323
for our retirement
besides my couch thing.

425
00:19:20,236 --> 00:19:22,436
That doesn't end well.

426
00:19:23,792 --> 00:19:25,293
Oh, well...

427
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,555
I have some ideas.

428
00:19:26,557 --> 00:19:28,157
Hey, if it makes you happy,

429
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,907
- it makes me happy.
- Aw.

430
00:19:29,908 --> 00:19:32,294
Well, you know I've always loved dogs,

431
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,863
so how about running a dog rescue?

432
00:19:34,865 --> 00:19:36,532
I already have a name:

433
00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:38,701
It's The Leash You Can Do.

434
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:42,338
Ooh, that's good.

435
00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,173
Make him do that.

436
00:19:44,175 --> 00:19:46,408
No. No dogs.

437
00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,184
Nothing that poops.

438
00:19:48,209 --> 00:19:51,543
Once the three poopers we
got go to college, we're done.

439
00:19:51,584 --> 00:19:53,876
All right.

440
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:55,956
What else you got?

441
00:19:55,957 --> 00:19:56,989
Okay.

442
00:19:57,918 --> 00:20:00,085
How about...

443
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:03,834
we open a mask store?

444
00:20:08,951 --> 00:20:09,965
A what?

445
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,376
A store that sells nothing

446
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,458
but masks from around the world.

447
00:20:14,472 --> 00:20:15,545
Ooh, that's a winner.

448
00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:18,140
Yeah. Yeah.

449
00:20:18,412 --> 00:20:20,209
And we will call it...

450
00:20:20,211 --> 00:20:22,010
Maskwell House.

451
00:20:26,281 --> 00:20:28,917
It feels like you're just
coming up with a funny name

452
00:20:28,919 --> 00:20:31,186
and then working backwards from there.

453
00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:35,085
Yeah! That's my process.

454
00:20:35,086 --> 00:20:36,125
Hmm.

455
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,585
It's cute, right?

456
00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:42,331
Hey, guys.

457
00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:44,626
You get the hell away from my wife.

458
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:52,247
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