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Guys, stop what you're doing.I
have something to tell you.

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Is it bad news? Is it Dad's pacemaker?

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Should I sit down or stand up?

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Just to be safe, I'm gonna
split the difference and lean.

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I just heard on the
radio that in England,

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they call boloney "polony."

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I don't like it. It's arrogant.

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I got to go to the bank.

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Or as they call it in
England, the "pank."

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We're not doing that, Lowell.

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Copy that.

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Lowell just got a text.

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Hey, come on. That's personal.

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Don't read it.

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It's from his ex-wife.

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Read it.

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"Hey, Lowell..."

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Normal voice.

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"Hey, Lowell, can we
get together for a drink?

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It's not about the kids,it's about us."

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"Us"? They don't have an us anymore.

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What do you think she wants?

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Sex. Men and women only drink together

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to loosen up for boom-boom time.

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This is not good.

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Lowell was devastated
after she cheated on him.

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Look, if he thinks he has
another chance with her,

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he'll jump at it.

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Then she'll break his
heart and we'll be knee-deep

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in man tears again.

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Remember how loud he cries?

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It was the worst sound I've ever heard.

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And I saw a documentary
on a marching band

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that got sucked up by a twister.

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You know, all the horns.

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All right.

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O-Okay, let's think about this. Um...

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Oh. What if we stop
it before it happens?

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We'll delete Jen's text,
Lowell won't text her back,

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the whole thing goes away.

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- Let's do it.
- Okay.

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Uh... I don't know how to do it.

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- Right there, that's delete.
- Yeah, that deletes the whole chain.

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How do you delete just one text?

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- I got it.
- You're highlighting it.

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That's copy and paste.

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You just took a picture of us.

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Oh, no, he's back. He
can't see this text.

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- What do we do?
- Uh...

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Just take it. Take the whole damn phone.

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I don't want it.

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Just stash it somewhere.

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Not there.

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- It's all right, we're family.
- Come on...

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I forgot my phone.

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Ah. Right on.

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I pulled onto Old Town Road

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and asked Siri to play
"Old Town Road," like I do.

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But when she didn't, I
thought she was ignoring me,

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so I asked louder and
louder until I realized

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I didn't have my phone and
I was shouting at myself.

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If I had a nickel.

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- Right?
- Yeah.

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Huh.

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- It's not here.
- Hmm.

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Well, I hope you're not suggesting

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that it's in Adam's pants.

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Hey. Sorry I'm late for dinner.

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Oh, dinner. That's why I came in here.

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I stopped by Dad's after
work to check on him.

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Oh, yeah? How is he adjusting
to life with the new pacemaker?

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Well, he seemed fine, but I could tell

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they were hurrying me out.

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Especially when Dad
said, "Hurry and get out."

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Well, y-you think he's not feeling well

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and he's trying to hide it?

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Something's going on.

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I need to get to the bottom of it.

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When's dinner?

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I have been down here
working on it for hours.

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I am only one person.

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Uh, hey,

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uh, Katie, can you go check on Grandpa?

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Snoop around, see how he's
doing and report back to me?

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- I don't like the idea of spying.
- Well...

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I'll give you $20.

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Okay. I'll do anything for money.

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Well, that's comforting to a father.

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I'll go after school tomorrow.

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Uh...

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W-Why do you have an extra cell phone?

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Oh.

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Is it a burner for your
secret second family?

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Yeah. Is that gonna be a problem?

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No, but...

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maybe you could fill
up your other wife's DVR

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with Finding Bigfoot.

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This is Lowell's phone.

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Jen texted him that she
wanted to meet for a drink.

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Well, I didn't want him
to see it and be tempted

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to get back together with her.

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So you stole his phone?

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Well, we tried to
delete just the one text,

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but I think you can only do
that from Apple headquarters.

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Yeah. Look, you got to
give Lowell his phone back.

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All right? If you're
concerned for your friend,

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just tell him you're worried
because you care about him.

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That's not how we do it.

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I steal his phone. That's how we do it.

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Look, I agree with you,
Jen is terrible for him.

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Okay? But Lowell's a grown man.

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You need to let him
make his own choices.

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I'm a grown man.

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You don't let me make my own choices.

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Honey, give
Lowell his phone back.

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You know, I don't have these problems

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with my secret second family.

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I'm the boss over there.

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When's Lowell getting here?

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I'm pulling up his
location on Find My Friends.

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He's in the living room!

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Oh, that's right.We have his phone.

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I still think it's a
mistake to give this back.

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I know how to get rid of it.
Give it to one of the kids

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and tell them, "Don't lose
it."We'll never see it again.

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Why didn't you guys
just delete the text?

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It can't be done. We
don't work for NASA, Marcy.

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It's two steps: edit, delete.

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I know because I deleted all
of Don's texts about polony.

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It's what the British
people call boloney.

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I don't like it. It's arrogant.

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You and I are so made for each other.

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- Hey, what's up?
- Hey, Lowell.

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- Uh, have a seat.
- I can't stay long.

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I'm meeting a guy who responded
to my lost phone flyer.

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He said to meet him in an
alley and to wear a tank top

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and gym shorts so he knows it's me.

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Uh-huh. In the future, maybe
run that stuff by us, okay?

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Yeah. Uh, so,Lowell, um,

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how are you feeling about
your ex-wife these days?

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I'm finally in a good place.

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I haven't hacked into
her e-mail in months.

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You broke into her e-mail?

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Yeah, I have Jen's password, and
every night after the divorce,

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I would curl up in her old
sweatshirt and read her inbox.

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That sounded sexy, but I know it's sad.

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But you're over her now?

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Totally and completely.

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Okay, well, then, I guess
you can have your phone back.

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Don took it.

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Yeah.

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Because-because Jen texted you,

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and we didn't want you to overreact.

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Oh, that's no big
deal.We text each other

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all the time about the kids... A drink?!

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She wants to get a drink.

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Okay, hold on, hold
on,don't get too excited.

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We're getting back together.Jump
up and down with me.

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Oh. Yeah, no... uh, Lowell,
I-I'm wearing the wrong bra.

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Yeah. No jumping, no... I thought
you said you were over her.

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That was when she didn't want me back.

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Now she wants me back.

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I'm back!

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I'm answering her.

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- "Where and when?"
- Okay...

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Lowell, just because
Jen wants a one-nighter

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doesn't mean that she
wants to get back together.

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That's right, Andi.Tell him.

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Yeah, well, she could just be using you.

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I mean, ladies like cheap sex, too.

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Well, don't lie to him.

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She answered.

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"I'm staying at the
Bainbridge Hotel this weekend.

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Let's get a drink tomorrow."

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She definitely wants me back.

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What? How do you figure?

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The Bainbridge is where
we had our first date.

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It's the most romantic spot
in our pantheon of love.

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Mm-hmm. Does your pantheon
have a cheater's basement?

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Huh?

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'Cause she really steamed up

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the windows down there.

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That's true. She's put you
through a lot of polony.

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No.

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Okay, okay.

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Why would Jen be staying
at the Bainbridge tonight

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if she's meeting you tomorrow?

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That's a great question, Andi.

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Doesn't make any sense.

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Unless she's preparing our love nest.

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She probably wants me
to stay over tomorrow.

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I should pack a bag.

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Wait. Lowell,
you're making a big mistake.

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You're right.Play it cool.

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I'll wear two pairs of
underwear just to be safe.

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One dressy, one everyday.

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He's in for a world of hurt.

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Well, there's got to
be something we can do.

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Well, there was.

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Not give him back his phone.

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All right, nobody likes that guy.

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Okay, uh...ooh, all right.

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Don and I will go down to the Bainbridge

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to talk to Jen and
find out her intentions.

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If she's just toying with Lowell,

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we'll tell her to leave him alone.

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- Oh. You guys are doing a good thing.
- Yeah.

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Yeah.I just wish we didn't have
to go to the Bainbridge to do it.

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- They charge ten bucks for parking.
- Oh. I tell you what.

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If you drive,I'll let
you pay for parking.

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That sounds fair.

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Wait a minute.

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- No. That's right.
- Yeah.

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Hello?

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Grandpa?

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00:09:08,763 --> 00:09:10,765
Is everybody okay?

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Bev, if you're gonna
talk dirty, talk louder.

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You know I don't hear too good.

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Welcome to the Bainbridge Hotel.

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- May I help you?
- Yeah.

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We're looking for a guest
staying here... Jen Franklin.

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Ms. Franklin's bachelorette
party is in the hotel bar.

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Bachelorette party?

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Well, Jen's getting married?

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By any chance, is she
marrying a guy named Lowell?

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What kind of person has

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their ex meet her where
they had their first date

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to tell him she's marrying another guy?

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I'm giving Jen a piece of my mind.

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Ask if they validate parking.

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Aah.

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We're looking for Jen Franklin.

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- The strippers are here!
- Oh!

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We're not strippers.

235
00:10:01,598 --> 00:10:04,253
Hold on. Let's see how this plays out.

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00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:06,389
You guys can't start the show

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00:10:06,414 --> 00:10:08,068
till Jen comes down from her room.

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00:10:08,511 --> 00:10:11,296
Did you use a Groupon?

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00:10:12,132 --> 00:10:15,085
Groupon? Hey, I did not come
here to get my feelings hurt.

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00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:17,460
And if I was a stripper,
you'd be paying full price.

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00:10:17,764 --> 00:10:19,983
Let's go, Don.

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You just talked yourself
out of the full Monty, lady.

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So not only does Jen not want
to get back together with Lowell,

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she's marrying someone else.

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00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,053
I can't believe that.

246
00:10:34,097 --> 00:10:37,563
And in sexier news, Adam and
I were mistaken for strippers.

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I believe that.

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Thanks, baby.

249
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,569
You're awfully quiet over there, Andi.

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00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:57,308
Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, you
can shake your moneymaker.

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Look, I-I just...I'm
worried about Lowell.

252
00:11:00,832 --> 00:11:02,473
I mean, he's not gonna take this well.

253
00:11:02,516 --> 00:11:05,023
Which is exactly why I stole
his phone to begin with.

254
00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:07,851
All right, so we'll tell
Lowell the news, and then...

255
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,203
you will make him feel better

256
00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:11,699
by telling him how much he
means to you as a friend.

257
00:11:11,946 --> 00:11:13,954
I'm not doing that.

258
00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:17,445
Men don't talk about feelings.

259
00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,595
Lowell tells you how he
feels about you all the time.

260
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,492
Yeah, and it's really uncomfortable.

261
00:11:22,454 --> 00:11:24,448
I wish he'd steal my phone instead.

262
00:11:27,329 --> 00:11:28,859
Hey, Katie.

263
00:11:28,884 --> 00:11:30,694
- How was Grandpa?
- I don't want to talk about it.

264
00:11:30,718 --> 00:11:32,218
Whoa, wait, what-what...
what did you...

265
00:11:32,242 --> 00:11:33,983
what did you find out?

266
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,479
That you might have a
little brother coming soon.

267
00:11:43,019 --> 00:11:45,805
So, Lowell, we have
something to tell you,

268
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,225
and there... there's
no easy way to say it.

269
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,470
So... Marcy, say it.

270
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:56,405
- Thank you, Andi.
- Yeah.

271
00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:57,901
Lowell,

272
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,929
today we found out... Andi, you finish.

273
00:12:02,327 --> 00:12:05,548
That Jen... back to you, Marcy.

274
00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:08,576
- Is... Andi?
- Getting... Marcy?

275
00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:09,888
M...

276
00:12:09,932 --> 00:12:11,150
Andi?

277
00:12:11,194 --> 00:12:13,196
Oh, for crying out loud. Lowell...

278
00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,440
Jen's getting married again.

279
00:12:15,713 --> 00:12:16,704
What?

280
00:12:16,729 --> 00:12:19,468
We're sorry that you
had to hear it from us.

281
00:12:19,493 --> 00:12:20,874
Who is she marrying?

282
00:12:20,899 --> 00:12:22,299
I looked up her wedding registry...

283
00:12:22,335 --> 00:12:24,336
It's some guy named Ira Stone.

284
00:12:24,361 --> 00:12:26,041
Ira Stone?

285
00:12:26,066 --> 00:12:28,285
He was my divorce lawyer.

286
00:12:29,388 --> 00:12:31,825
I bet that's why she got all your money.

287
00:12:34,486 --> 00:12:36,749
What? Someone already said that?

288
00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:40,614
Why am I the one who always gets hurt?

289
00:12:40,658 --> 00:12:42,703
When's it gonna be
her turn to cry so loud

290
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,675
the neighbors call the police
because they think a cat

291
00:12:44,699 --> 00:12:45,961
is stuck in the wall?

292
00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:50,807
Oh, Lowell, I know it's
hard,but-but we're here for you.

293
00:12:50,832 --> 00:12:53,149
Yeah. We'll help you rise above.

294
00:12:53,192 --> 00:12:55,791
Or... we can help you sink below.

295
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:59,129
You don't always have
to be on the losing end.

296
00:12:59,285 --> 00:13:01,088
You may not be able to get her back,

297
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,941
but you can get her back.

298
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:04,917
You just said the same thing twice.

299
00:13:07,057 --> 00:13:09,885
Adam is talking about
the dish best served cold.

300
00:13:11,449 --> 00:13:13,234
Jell-O?

301
00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:16,259
Revenge, Don.

302
00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:17,608
I'm talking about revenge.

303
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,219
What do you think?

304
00:13:20,263 --> 00:13:21,481
Let's do it.

305
00:13:21,516 --> 00:13:22,647
- Nice!
- All right!Attaboy!

306
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,093
All right,let's get to work.

307
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,269
You have Jen's e-mail
password... there's got to be

308
00:13:26,312 --> 00:13:28,406
some part of her life we can screw up.

309
00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:30,216
You bet your bippy there is.

310
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,493
I'll go home and get the password.

311
00:13:33,537 --> 00:13:36,233
One quick cry in her
sweatshirt,and I'll be back.

312
00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:44,584
I found Kate's purse at our place.

313
00:13:44,609 --> 00:13:46,115
I guess she left it there when...

314
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,073
well, you know.

315
00:13:49,109 --> 00:13:50,475
What? I don't know.

316
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,078
She caught your father and
me in a compromising position.

317
00:13:53,122 --> 00:13:55,014
Or positions.

318
00:13:55,039 --> 00:13:57,912
I'm not sure how long
she was standing there.

319
00:13:58,899 --> 00:14:01,380
Ma, don't say"positions" to me.

320
00:14:02,751 --> 00:14:04,147
Poor Katie.

321
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:07,179
No wonder she was
asking to go to church.

322
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:10,733
Your father's new pacemaker
has had some side effects.

323
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:12,164
It's made him very randy.

324
00:14:12,189 --> 00:14:14,529
Okay, thanks for stopping by.

325
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,372
I mean, he's like a new man.

326
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,182
We haven't done some of
that stuff since Nixon.

327
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,027
Seriously, you have to stop talking

328
00:14:22,064 --> 00:14:24,109
before this whole house turns to ash.

329
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,024
Wait. I need a favor.

330
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:28,652
Ask your dad to turn down his pacemaker.

331
00:14:28,677 --> 00:14:30,375
A little. Nothing dangerous.

332
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,118
I just need time to run a few errands.

333
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,951
Fine. I can't do it right now.I'm
in the middle of something.

334
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,283
Okay. Make it soon.

335
00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:41,485
I haven't finished a crossword
in a week... they're piling up.

336
00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:46,133
What'd your mom want?

337
00:14:46,158 --> 00:14:47,985
To ruin my day.

338
00:14:49,178 --> 00:14:50,962
Did you get Jen's password?

339
00:14:51,006 --> 00:14:52,181
Yep. Here you go.

340
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,530
Okay.

341
00:14:53,573 --> 00:14:55,271
You had to write this down?

342
00:14:55,314 --> 00:14:58,056
Well, it's just a random
jumble of letters and numbers.

343
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:01,115
Lowell, it's "Down2play24-7."

344
00:15:02,521 --> 00:15:05,237
I said it's random.

345
00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:08,840
Okay, honey, sure.

346
00:15:09,372 --> 00:15:12,221
Uh, okay, I opened Jen's e-mail.

347
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:15,214
Look, she used a travel
website to plan her honeymoon.

348
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:16,857
Flight, hotel.

349
00:15:16,901 --> 00:15:19,991
It is perfectly bundled for revenge.

350
00:15:20,035 --> 00:15:23,746
- It says "click link to access itinerary."
- Mm-hmm.

351
00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:26,372
It wants us to do it. It
doesn't like her, either.

352
00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:29,341
We're in!

353
00:15:29,366 --> 00:15:31,150
Ah! I've always wanted to say that.

354
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:35,521
Jen booked two business
class tickets to Hawaii.

355
00:15:35,546 --> 00:15:38,484
Lowell, what do you
want to do about that?

356
00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:41,699
I say let's move her to the back...

357
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:44,248
- Yeah.
- of business class.

358
00:15:45,016 --> 00:15:46,140
That way,

359
00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:48,367
when they pass out the
freshly baked cookies,

360
00:15:48,411 --> 00:15:51,849
they won't be hot
anymore,they'll just be warm.

361
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,350
Uh, okay,

362
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,376
you got to dial it up a little, Lowell.

363
00:15:57,906 --> 00:16:00,137
All right? Honey, move Jen
to the back of the plane

364
00:16:00,162 --> 00:16:01,566
next to the bathroom, huh?

365
00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:03,426
She put you in a crappy situation.

366
00:16:03,469 --> 00:16:06,081
We're gonna do the same thing to her.

367
00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:07,386
Oh.

368
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,868
Click "modify hotel reservation."

369
00:16:10,893 --> 00:16:13,131
Beachfront room?I don't think so.

370
00:16:13,175 --> 00:16:15,699
Unless we fill it with scorpions.

371
00:16:18,807 --> 00:16:20,965
Okay, now dial it down a little.

372
00:16:21,008 --> 00:16:22,793
Huh?

373
00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:25,479
Okay, what's the worst room in a hotel?

374
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:27,458
Ground floor,parking lot view.

375
00:16:27,483 --> 00:16:29,278
It's what we always get.

376
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,631
I don't need an ocean view
when I got a Marcy view.

377
00:16:31,656 --> 00:16:34,824
Aw. That's sweet. I
thought you were just cheap.

378
00:16:34,849 --> 00:16:36,416
It's a little of both.

379
00:16:38,468 --> 00:16:40,146
Okay. All set.

380
00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:43,632
The only thing left to do
is hit "confirm changes."

381
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,244
You do the honors.

382
00:16:48,601 --> 00:16:50,168
I don't know.

383
00:16:50,212 --> 00:16:51,677
What-what-what don't you know?

384
00:16:51,702 --> 00:16:53,824
Well, maybe I should leave
the door open with Jen.

385
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:56,914
Yeah, she's marrying another
man, but she cheated on me.

386
00:16:56,957 --> 00:16:59,006
She could cheat on him with me.

387
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:04,181
Have you learned nothing
from this, Lowell?

388
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,576
Jen is a horrible person.

389
00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:09,017
She's marrying your divorce lawyer.

390
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:11,233
The guy you paid to sue her pants off

391
00:17:11,276 --> 00:17:12,886
took her pants off!

392
00:17:13,845 --> 00:17:16,445
Look, I have spent the last
year watching you suffer.

393
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,429
I won't do it again.

394
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,554
I know, I know. Because I
wasn't productive at work.

395
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,156
No. I mean yes.

396
00:17:21,191 --> 00:17:22,102
But no.

397
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:25,718
No. You just keep letting her
take advantage of you, Lowell,

398
00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:27,336
and I can't stand it!

399
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,903
Okay? I care about you.
You are part of this family,

400
00:17:29,947 --> 00:17:32,341
and damn it, we love you!

401
00:17:34,806 --> 00:17:37,031
Aw. You did it.

402
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,218
You yelled it, but you did it.

403
00:17:40,262 --> 00:17:43,352
Stand up for yourself
and push that button.

404
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,183
I don't need to.

405
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:52,143
I think I held onto the idea of Jen

406
00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:55,059
because I was afraid I'd end up alone.

407
00:17:55,468 --> 00:17:59,385
But then you screamed
at me from the heart.

408
00:18:00,107 --> 00:18:01,749
Now I know I can...

409
00:18:01,774 --> 00:18:03,459
let her go, because...

410
00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:04,808
I have you guys.

411
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,157
- Aw...
- Oh...

412
00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:08,507
That's weird.Press the button.

413
00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:11,075
Do it. Press it.

414
00:18:12,903 --> 00:18:15,709
No, okay? We are proud of him,

415
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:18,430
and Don and I are taking you
out to dinner to celebrate.

416
00:18:18,883 --> 00:18:20,406
That's right,but you're
gonna have to pay,

417
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:23,042
because I have no idea
where I left my wallet.

418
00:18:28,385 --> 00:18:29,735
Thanks, Adam.

419
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,271
Oh. Well, all right.

420
00:18:34,675 --> 00:18:36,372
You see what you started?

421
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:47,712
Okay, let go, Lowell.

422
00:18:49,635 --> 00:18:52,638
My arms did,but my heart never will.

423
00:18:59,411 --> 00:19:00,934
Who talks like that?

424
00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:04,563
You love him.

425
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:09,089
And I love when you
show your sensitive side.

426
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:11,440
I think it's hot.

427
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,617
Well, that's why I like you
more than my secret second wife.

428
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,618
Ah.

429
00:19:18,478 --> 00:19:22,059
Why can't any of you keep
your hands off each other?!

430
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,502
Let's take this upstairs.

431
00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:29,629
Absolutely. Right behind you.

432
00:19:29,654 --> 00:19:31,743
Oh, uh, just got to do one thing.

433
00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:34,182
"Confirm changes."

434
00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:37,727
That's for you and your rude friends.

435
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,772
"Groupon." Huh!

436
00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:48,340
Dad?

437
00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:51,575
Mom?

438
00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:55,301
This is as far as I'm coming in.

439
00:19:58,916 --> 00:20:00,309
Hello?

440
00:20:01,483 --> 00:20:03,485
I'm inside the house!

441
00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:06,837
It's okay. You-you don't
have to talk to Dad.

442
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,621
I doubled up on my B12s.

443
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,536
Everything's hunky-dory.

444
00:20:11,123 --> 00:20:12,185
Run along, boy.

445
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,167
This is grown-up time.

446
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:19,153
I'm never coming back here again.

447
00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:21,012
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