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Let the life force flow through your...

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What you doing?

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I told you he'd be
doing something weird.

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Yeah. Where's Donny?

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Adam's got big news.

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Oh, he left for couples therapy again.

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Thanks for helping me up, by the way.

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So, what's the big news?

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Lowell, I bought a boat.

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Yeah. We were leaving the lumber
yard, and some guy was selling

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his bass boat real
cheap in the parking lot,

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so I went for it.

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There she is.

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That's my boat.

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How'd you get Andi to
finally let you buy one?

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Oh, I used a new strategy.

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I didn't tell her.

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And you're still married.

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It's a mystery.

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This is the only way it can work.

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All right, I've brought up
buying a boat in the past,

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and Andi always shot me down.

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Wives, our beloved life partners...

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who take a flame thrower to our dreams.

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My problem was it was
always a hypothetical boat,

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so I could never push it
across the finish line.

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Now that I've bought a boat,

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I'm working from a place of fear.

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You see, fear sharpens you.

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Like, you can only run so fast.

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But when a lion's chasing you,

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you can run a little faster.

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Not faster than a lion.

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The boat's getting delivered Tuesday.

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So I have a week to figure
out how to get a yes from Andi.

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You need to make Andi
think it's her idea.

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Wives always love their own ideas.

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That's true, even if
they're not good ones.

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Like throw pillows.

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Who needs a hundred
pillows nobody sleeps on?

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Our houses are full of damn pillows.

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All right, so all I have to do

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is get Andi to suggest a boat.

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Then I just agree.

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By next week we'll be seasick, sunburned

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and peeing in a lake, like God intended.

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It'll be like the old days when I used

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to rent a boat to take you fishing.

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Yeah, but better, because we'll own it.

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Yeah. A boat is like a woman.

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It doesn't feel right to
pay for it by the hour.

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All right, boy.

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Look like a guy who really needs a boat.

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I know what I'm doing.

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I'm gonna walk her right into it.

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Boy...

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what a day, oh.

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Aw, honey, what's wrong?

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Are you okay?

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You know what I am?

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Stressed!

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That's what I am.

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Well, I don't like that.

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Is there anything I can do?

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Well... maybe...

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maybe it would help me to relax

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if I did something,

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uh, water-related.

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You know, there are
certain things a wife can do

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to relieve her husband's stress.

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Yeah, I know the things, Bev, thanks.

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Uh, hey, if you like the water,

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maybe you should take
a walk around the lake.

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That's not one of the things.

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Although, you can do mine in a lake.

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That's close.

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Yeah, I like where you're
headed with this lake thing.

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You know who's relaxed?

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Ducks.

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What?

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Oh, that's right, ducks.

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You know, I bet it's
because they're on the lake.

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That's the key.

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So how do you get a duck's life?

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But I like being a person.

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How much have you guys had to drink?

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Wow.

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Sorry we're late.

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We were making out in
the car like teenagers.

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That's right, we
would've gone all the way,

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but there's a lot of
looky-loos out there

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- walking their dogs.
- Mm-hmm.

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See how she used her body to relax him?

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That's what I was talking about.

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Oh, my God!

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We were just looking for ways
to help me deal with stress.

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You know, fishing around.

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It's all hands on deck over here.

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Maybe you should try couples therapy,

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It's great.

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No, that's not what I'm talking about.

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Andi, that's not what I'm talking about.

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Well, it really changed Don.

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Yeah, it turned him into a Bee Gee.

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I thought Marcy wouldn't
let you wear that silk shirt.

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This is the real me.

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Dr. Chuck says that Marcy was wrong

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to control my fashion choices.

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He's our therapist,
and he made me realize

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that when Don wears this shirt
it's not supportive for me

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to say that he looks
like an unemployed pimp.

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Well, Marcy, I think it is
so healthy that you're working

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on your relationship
with your husband...

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the roller rink DJ.

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Well, here's Dr. Chuck's card.

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You guys should give it a whirl.

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Maybe she's right.

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I mean, you might be stressed out

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because there's something
bottled up inside you.

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Like a ship in a bottle!

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No. No, no, no, no.

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Therapy is not for guys like me.

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All right, it's just
a bunch of mumbo-jumbo

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that doesn't do anything.

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Tony Soprano did therapy.

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And yet the murdering continued.

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You know what might help me relax?

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Singing. Yeah.

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Row, row, row your...

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Take it home, Andi.

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Well, that went nowhere.

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Andi wasn't even close
to suggesting a boat.

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She just thinks I got
drunk and want to be a duck.

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Marcy was right.

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Take her to couples therapy.

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No way.

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Therapists always agree with the wife.

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The first class you
take in shrink school

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is "Husbands: How to
Put Their Nuts in a Box."

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Dr. Chuck always sides with me.

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Until he doesn't, and
then it's boxed nuts.

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You don't get it.

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I met Chuck at the gym.

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He's going through a bad divorce,

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so he's pretty mad at wives.

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When I heard he did couples therapy,

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I locked that down.

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The best part is Don's
excited to go to therapy.

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I could never get Adam to go.

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Well, it's hard for me to open up, too,

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but part of the therapy
process is acknowledging that

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I'm a flawed human
being, and that's okay.

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I could've told you that for free.

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Anyway.

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The thing I like most about therapy

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is the honesty.

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It's totally rigged.

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Dr. Chuck could be your answer, Adam.

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I say get on the Chuckwagon.

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I'm not paying some quack 150 bucks

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to do what I can do myself.

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I still have a week...
I'll just use my brains

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and charisma to get Andi on board.

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So we're not getting a boat.

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Don't underestimate me.

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Okay. Superman can fly.

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Batman has the Batmobile.

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I can wear a woman down.

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There she is.

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I saved the last brownie
for my beautiful bride.

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What do you want, sex?

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No. Well...

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No, no. I'm just happy.

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This is my idea of a perfect life.

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Oh.

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The only thing that
would make it more perfect

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would be if this couch was...

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I don't know... a boat.

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- That's what this is about?
- Well, yeah.

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Aw, man, can't we just have sex?

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On a boat? Sure.

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Yeah, we could just lay there

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and let the water do the work.

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Okay, we are not getting a boat.

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All right, if you want
something expensive that leaks,

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let's just get another kid.

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I know you're against it, but
when I look out in the driveway

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and don't see a boat there,
it makes me wonder why

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I'm even on this crazy blue ball!

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Too much?

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Come on, let's get a boat!

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I'll even name it after you.

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Probably.

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Sorry, honey.

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Okay, I didn't want to
have to do this, but...

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kids, could you come in here, please?

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Would you tell Mommy why
you're so sad all the time?

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Because we don't have a boat.

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Healthy children need fresh air.

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I think a boat will keep me away
from all those boys at school.

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They only want one thing.

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Sorry, honey, you're outnumbered.

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I'm off to go shopping
for the SS Maybe Andi.

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We're not getting a boat.

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Can we still go out for ice
cream even though she said no?

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You didn't even sell it.

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You were Peter Pan in the school play.

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Where was that magic?

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You know, the oceans are rising.

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I'm just wondering

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- how we're gonna survive without a...
- No.

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Dr. Chuck, huh?

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Well, you ain't cheating,
you ain't trying.

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Honey, I know I'm driving
you crazy with this boat talk,

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but I can't help myself.

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Maybe you're right.

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We need to see Dr. Chuck.

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You want to see a therapist?

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Well, why not?

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He's an impartial third party.

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And if he agrees with you, I
will drop the boat idea forever.

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Wow! Um, o-okay.

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I'll make an appointment next week.

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Sooner's better... Before
Tuesday, for example.

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Yeah, I got to say, Adam, I'm impressed.

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- Oh.
- I mean, ten years ago, you would've just

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bought a boat and then lied about it.

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I can't believe Adam
agreed to go to therapy.

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Yeah, he has never
been this open-minded.

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Yeah, I might ride this wave

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and see if I can get him to try quinoa.

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Oh.

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I'm making Joe go, too.

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He has issues.

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The man goes out to get
the paper in his underwear.

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The neighbors had a
whole meeting about it.

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Bev, are-are you meeting Joe's needs?

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'Cause there's certain
things a wife can do.

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Why do you think he's in his underwear?

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All right, let's get going, Bev.

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I feel like fish sticks for dinner.

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- You want fish sticks, Joe?
- Yeah.

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I want a husband who wears pants.

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Is this about me
getting the paper again?

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I'm afraid so.

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Well, the neighborhood ladies like it.

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They had a whole meeting about it.

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Okay, well, uh, I better get going, too.

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I want to pick the
perfect outfit for therapy.

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Something that says that I'm
willing to work on my faults,

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but that I don't have any.

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Well, I hope you like it more than I do.

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I think I'm gonna stop going.

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Wha... What happened?

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Whenever I bring up
something crazy that Don did,

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Dr. Chuck says it's my fault.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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Did you tell him about the
time that Don said he was going

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to the car wash but he really
went to Vegas for the weekend?

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My fault because I was smothering him.

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What? That doesn't make any sense.

262
00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:37,430
Where did you find this doctor?

263
00:10:37,455 --> 00:10:38,888
Oh, I didn't, Don did.

264
00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,836
Don found him?

265
00:10:40,905 --> 00:10:42,738
Yeah, I was proud of him.

266
00:10:42,763 --> 00:10:44,674
He doesn't usually take the initiative.

267
00:10:44,742 --> 00:10:47,944
Oh, my God. Marcy, wake up.

268
00:10:48,012 --> 00:10:49,775
Chuck... Chuck is a ringer.

269
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,612
What?

270
00:10:50,637 --> 00:10:53,616
Look, Don obviously
got some weirdo doctor

271
00:10:53,685 --> 00:10:55,896
to tell you that you were
wrong about everything.

272
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,144
I mean, is there any other explanation

273
00:10:58,169 --> 00:11:00,489
for that Motown backup singer shirt?

274
00:11:00,514 --> 00:11:02,692
He is so gonna pay.

275
00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,194
He wore that thing to church.

276
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,300
In front of God.

277
00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:10,700
A-And now Adam is working the same scam

278
00:11:10,768 --> 00:11:11,801
to get a boat.

279
00:11:11,826 --> 00:11:14,270
Why am I surprised?

280
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,865
He was raised by a man

281
00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:17,519
who wanders the streets
in his underpants.

282
00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:18,718
Oh...

283
00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:23,801
This is exciting.

284
00:11:24,358 --> 00:11:26,890
I can't wait to get in
there and hash this all out,

285
00:11:27,108 --> 00:11:30,119
see what Dr. Chuck
thinks about the boat.

286
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,055
Hey. You seem confident.

287
00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:35,851
I believe in science, Andi.

288
00:11:36,642 --> 00:11:39,209
Adam, Andi, I'm Dr. Felicia.

289
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:41,364
Come on back to my office.

290
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,692
Where's Chuck?

291
00:11:46,037 --> 00:11:48,137
Oh, Chuck wasn't available,
so I made an appointment

292
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:50,406
with his colleague Dr. Felicia.

293
00:11:55,354 --> 00:11:58,284
- What's wrong?
- I don't want to.

294
00:12:00,737 --> 00:12:03,719
So, I hear we're going to be
talking about a boat today.

295
00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:05,416
I don't want to.

296
00:12:17,191 --> 00:12:18,657
Chuck's not here.

297
00:12:18,682 --> 00:12:19,816
Run!

298
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,387
I still don't understand what happened.

299
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,878
We agreed on Dr. Chuck.

300
00:12:29,199 --> 00:12:31,747
No, we agreed on therapy.

301
00:12:31,816 --> 00:12:34,917
Which we got, and I for one,
am a very satisfied customer.

302
00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:37,527
I already gave her five stars on Yelp.

303
00:12:37,552 --> 00:12:39,334
She is a boat hater.

304
00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:42,277
If we'd gone with Chuck,
I'd be waterskiing right now.

305
00:12:42,302 --> 00:12:43,573
Of course you would.

306
00:12:43,598 --> 00:12:47,263
Because he was a
ringer, a phony, a fraud.

307
00:12:47,332 --> 00:12:49,699
You don't know that.

308
00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:51,143
Do you?

309
00:12:51,168 --> 00:12:52,893
How do you know that?

310
00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:56,139
You tried to rig therapy to get a boat.

311
00:12:56,164 --> 00:12:58,364
I tried a whole bunch
of things to get a boat.

312
00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:02,111
And if you had fallen for one of
those, we wouldn't even be here.

313
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:04,547
Well, I know one thing for sure.

314
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:10,037
There will never, ever be
a boat in that driveway.

315
00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:17,319
- It's not Tuesday.
- What?

316
00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:19,895
I'm-I'm just saying days
of the week it's not.

317
00:13:19,964 --> 00:13:21,564
You know what?

318
00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:24,190
Honey, I have put you through so much.

319
00:13:24,215 --> 00:13:25,415
Let me take you out to dinner.

320
00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:28,393
Huh? If we sprint, we
can still make happy hour.

321
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,870
Why are we going this way?
Well, we're not going out

322
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,081
the back door, like savages.

323
00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:36,730
I want the whole world
to see my beautiful wife.

324
00:13:39,183 --> 00:13:41,940
Evening, Mr. Burns. I'm
here to drop off your boat.

325
00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:45,898
On second thought, I'd rather eat in.

326
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,719
It's not your fault, sir.
I'm sorry for all the cursing.

327
00:13:53,424 --> 00:13:56,158
She didn't know about the boat.

328
00:13:56,227 --> 00:13:58,119
Yeah, you're the third
drop-off this week

329
00:13:58,144 --> 00:14:00,177
where the wife didn't know.

330
00:14:00,471 --> 00:14:01,995
What did those guys do?

331
00:14:02,115 --> 00:14:04,249
I just deliver the boats, man.

332
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:09,987
Ahoy, Captain.

333
00:14:10,012 --> 00:14:13,480
We brought you champagne
to christen ye new vessel.

334
00:14:13,593 --> 00:14:15,152
Uh, now's not a good time.

335
00:14:15,177 --> 00:14:16,761
I got the boat delivered early

336
00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,370
so we could take it out this weekend.

337
00:14:18,398 --> 00:14:19,897
What are you guys fighting about?

338
00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,818
Adam bought a boat after I said no.

339
00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:25,443
Wrong.

340
00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:27,672
I bought the boat before you said no.

341
00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:30,274
I spent all this time
trying to get you to say yes.

342
00:14:30,343 --> 00:14:31,943
You don't know everything.

343
00:14:32,835 --> 00:14:34,379
Okay, w-well, w-wait a minute.

344
00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:36,263
S-So a-all that stuff,

345
00:14:36,288 --> 00:14:39,550
t-the therapy, t-the
brownie, the kids,

346
00:14:39,575 --> 00:14:42,687
was all because you
already bought a boat?

347
00:14:42,898 --> 00:14:45,749
I should've known. You
never save me a brownie.

348
00:14:47,927 --> 00:14:50,908
Okay, yes, I did everything wrong.

349
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,364
But you know, it just didn't seem fair.

350
00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:56,100
Can we have a boat? I say
yes, you say no, so it's a no.

351
00:14:56,169 --> 00:14:57,508
Why is the wife's no

352
00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,470
more powerful than the husband's yes?

353
00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:02,239
Because without our no, it's chaos.

354
00:15:02,308 --> 00:15:04,054
A man's life expectancy

355
00:15:04,079 --> 00:15:05,788
would be 30 because you'd all drown

356
00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:07,912
in Jacuzzis filled with beer.

357
00:15:08,536 --> 00:15:11,563
Which reminds me, you
also said no to a Jacuzzi.

358
00:15:11,588 --> 00:15:14,898
Hey... Marriage is
supposed to be 50-50, right?

359
00:15:14,923 --> 00:15:16,688
No, no, no, no.

360
00:15:16,856 --> 00:15:19,256
It's 51-49.

361
00:15:19,325 --> 00:15:21,887
Yeah, the house has the
edge, just like blackjack.

362
00:15:22,411 --> 00:15:25,178
How are you the house?
I built the house.

363
00:15:25,203 --> 00:15:27,449
All you did was fill
it with these pillows.

364
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,902
Are you saying that my only
contribution to this house

365
00:15:31,971 --> 00:15:33,971
is pillows?

366
00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:39,679
I think we've gotten off track.

367
00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:42,010
You're only mad about
the boat. Remember that.

368
00:15:42,035 --> 00:15:44,402
Still in the driveway.
Can you believe I did that?

369
00:15:47,558 --> 00:15:49,191
He bought a boat without telling me.

370
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:50,626
And then he lied about it.

371
00:15:50,695 --> 00:15:53,328
Yeah. He did that.
While we were married.

372
00:15:53,397 --> 00:15:55,737
Get him, Felicia.

373
00:15:56,495 --> 00:15:58,645
Well, you're clearly very
passionate about boats.

374
00:15:58,669 --> 00:16:00,447
In our last session, you said you had

375
00:16:00,472 --> 00:16:02,938
to have one because
boats are "bitchin'."

376
00:16:03,356 --> 00:16:04,822
I stand by that.

377
00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:06,809
He stands by it, Felicia.

378
00:16:07,108 --> 00:16:09,242
Okay, look, I know where this is going.

379
00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:12,301
And if it'll save time, I will
put my own nuts in that box.

380
00:16:14,351 --> 00:16:16,685
That's where I keep my father's ashes.

381
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,391
Sorry for your loss.

382
00:16:22,391 --> 00:16:24,991
You know, in many relationships,
there's a lot of grey areas.

383
00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:28,130
But in this situation, we
have the benefit of clarity.

384
00:16:28,393 --> 00:16:31,294
Clinically speaking,
Adam, you're super wrong.

385
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:35,838
That is the best 150
bucks I ever ever spent.

386
00:16:35,906 --> 00:16:37,647
Thanks, Felicia. You've
been very helpful.

387
00:16:37,672 --> 00:16:39,141
Hang on. We're not done here.

388
00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,076
We've identified the problem,

389
00:16:41,145 --> 00:16:43,512
but now let's see if
there's and underlying cause.

390
00:16:43,581 --> 00:16:46,548
Eh, I'm good with super
wrong. Do you take checks?

391
00:16:46,617 --> 00:16:47,850
There's no money in that account.

392
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,474
I spent it all on the boat.

393
00:16:51,154 --> 00:16:54,043
Adam, you risked your most
important relationship for this,

394
00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:56,258
so there must be
something deeper going on.

395
00:16:56,327 --> 00:16:58,494
When you think about the
boat, what comes to mind?

396
00:16:59,021 --> 00:17:00,496
The boat.

397
00:17:00,759 --> 00:17:04,361
I'm talking about maybe a-a
special memory or feeling.

398
00:17:04,794 --> 00:17:07,095
Oh. Uh...

399
00:17:08,634 --> 00:17:11,493
I guess I think about my
dad taking me out fishing

400
00:17:11,518 --> 00:17:12,541
when I was a kid.

401
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:14,209
Now we're getting somewhere.

402
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,468
No, we're not. Stay with me, Felicia.

403
00:17:17,616 --> 00:17:19,650
When we were on the boat,

404
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,096
we'd laugh and crack dirty jokes.

405
00:17:23,385 --> 00:17:25,420
He'd let me have a sip of his beer.

406
00:17:26,221 --> 00:17:28,810
Yeah, it was, like, for one day,

407
00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:32,728
he stopped barking at
me and we were pals.

408
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:34,842
That's very touching, Adam.

409
00:17:35,218 --> 00:17:37,842
I'm glad my dad was in the
room to hear you say that.

410
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:42,604
So the idea of the boat
is very emotional for you.

411
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,707
Yeah. I guess.

412
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:49,077
You know, the more I think about it,

413
00:17:49,616 --> 00:17:51,076
when I bought the boat,

414
00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:53,741
I was hoping to have some fun
times like that with our kids.

415
00:17:53,766 --> 00:17:55,584
They're growing up so fast.

416
00:17:55,844 --> 00:17:58,577
Well, that's why I was against the boat.

417
00:17:58,602 --> 00:18:00,343
Time is precious,

418
00:18:00,368 --> 00:18:02,724
and I didn't want it taking
you away from the family.

419
00:18:03,033 --> 00:18:04,733
That's the thing I'm realizing.

420
00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:06,835
I didn't want the boat just for me.

421
00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:08,463
I wanted it for us.

422
00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:11,133
I can't believe you never told me that.

423
00:18:11,202 --> 00:18:13,196
I didn't even know that was in there.

424
00:18:13,328 --> 00:18:15,270
It snuck up on me, like a burp.

425
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,795
Ah.

426
00:18:16,907 --> 00:18:18,907
I think I might be deep.

427
00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:27,950
Don, Marcy, come on back.

428
00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:29,875
I'm Dr. Felicia.

429
00:18:31,096 --> 00:18:32,921
Where's Chuck?

430
00:18:33,137 --> 00:18:34,837
Chuck can't save you now.

431
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:37,586
Up you go.

432
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:39,968
I don't want to.

433
00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:47,294
Never again.

434
00:18:57,112 --> 00:18:59,615
Hey. Back to flannel, huh?

435
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,956
Dr. Felicia was brutal. She
pounded me like a speed bag.

436
00:19:04,088 --> 00:19:05,287
So you're selling it?

437
00:19:05,356 --> 00:19:07,518
- Yeah, it's for the best.
- Man.

438
00:19:07,753 --> 00:19:11,360
I learned it wasn't about
the boat, it was about family.

439
00:19:11,428 --> 00:19:14,175
Can't drink beer and pee off
the side of a family, though.

440
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:18,800
You can take the sign down.
I found a buyer for your boat.

441
00:19:19,052 --> 00:19:20,511
Well, that was fast.

442
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,915
Yeah, it's a lady who wants
to buy it for her husband.

443
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:26,136
He was professionally
diagnosed as super wrong,

444
00:19:26,161 --> 00:19:27,442
but, you know,

445
00:19:27,503 --> 00:19:32,049
now that she understands why
the boat's been a dream of his,

446
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,516
she wants to make it happen.

447
00:19:34,585 --> 00:19:36,251
Oh, Andi.

448
00:19:37,988 --> 00:19:41,556
Wow, that's almost exactly
what happened to you.

449
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,049
Go home, Don.

450
00:19:44,377 --> 00:19:46,696
It's a crazy world.

451
00:19:49,838 --> 00:19:52,088
Thanks, Dr. Chuck. Great session.

452
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,892
I didn't realize me wanting you

453
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:57,562
to wear pants was smothering you.

454
00:19:57,816 --> 00:19:59,382
I'm sorry.

455
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,156
Well, I think you're perfect, Bev.

456
00:20:01,181 --> 00:20:03,539
But, it might be worth
making some changes,

457
00:20:03,564 --> 00:20:05,984
since Dr. Chuck said so, hmm?

458
00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:10,850
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