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So, Andi, maybe we should have
dinner on my new boat tonight.

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I worry she feels lonely
out there in the driveway.

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Adam, a boat doesn't have feelings.

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It's a boat.

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That's not very nice.

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She never says anything bad about you.

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Hey, Mom.

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Could you drop me at
the mall after school?

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I picked up an extra shift at the store.

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Aw, of course I can,
my little working girl.

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Maybe we don't call our
daughter a working girl.

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I am so proud of you
for getting this job.

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- You made me do it.
- Yeah.

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You know, this job is gonna look great

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on your college applications.

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So you can thank me now
or when you're accepting

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your Nobel Prize... your choice.

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Thank you, Mom.

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I am so excited for her.

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Yeah, you know who I'm excited for?

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Me... I have a boat.

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I'm gonna go spend some
time with her before work.

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Wait, you're just gonna go sit
on it alone in the driveway?

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Yeah, so the neighbors see me.

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You thought you were the coolest guy

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in the neighborhood, Dune Buggy Steve?

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Not anymore!

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Hey, Teddy.

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How's it feel to be
the son of a boat owner?

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No, thanks, I'm not hungry.

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What?!

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Where's my boat?!

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What?! Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Teddy, she's gone!

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Fine, I'll have a bagel.

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What?

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My boat is gone, Andi!

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I can't find it!

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- Andi, we're running!
- Oh!

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Look, Andi, no boat.

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What about that boat?

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What?

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But it was gone. And...

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And now it's here.

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What's happening? Something's happening.

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Something seems to be happening to you.

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Teddy was here... He'll tell you.

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Teddy, did you see who took the boat?

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The boat's right there.

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I'll bet you Dune Buggy
Steve's kid saw something!

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Hey, Lowell.

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Where's Don?

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He took your dad to Happy Burger.

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Again?

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He said he wanted to share

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the best burger in
the world with family.

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But I'm in that family.

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Why didn't they invite me?

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You don't want any part of that.

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It's 9:00 in the morning...
Who eats burgers for breakfast?

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Yeah, after Don started
eating ice cream sandwiches

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as regular sandwiches,
there were no more rules.

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Listen, I got a problem.

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Someone took my boat last night
and then they brought it back.

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- Whoa, that's weird.
- Yeah.

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Well, maybe it's not such a
big deal since it's home again.

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Well, it is a big deal.

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I feel violated.

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Imagine if someone came to your house

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and took something you loved.

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Someone did.

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He took my wife.

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Yes.

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Now, imagine if your
wife was as fun as a boat.

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I got to figure out who did this.

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Well, I'd be happy to help.

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I love a good mystery.

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After my divorce, I was alone so much,

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I watched every episode
of Murder, She Wrote.

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Lowell, please, I am
depressed enough as it is.

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Don't be. With your good looks
and my hours of lonely research,

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there's no mystery we can't solve.

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Come on, Detective Handsome,

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let's crack this case.

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Solid nickname.

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Hold on, Lowell... Check this out.

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It's a hat.

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I can do better.

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It's a hat!

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This is my dad's hat.

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Oh, so your dad took your boat.

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It makes perfect sense.

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My dad loves night fishing.

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There's your motive.

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Yeah, I just need to
make sure this is his.

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I can't accuse him without proof.

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But he is definitely suspect number one.

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I think what you mean is,
when it comes to suspects,

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it looks like your dad just
threw his hat into the ring.

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Okay, if we're gonna be partners,

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you can't say stuff like that.

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All right, no one's home.

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I'm gonna check and see
if my dad's hat is here.

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If it's not, we'll have
proof he's the boat thief.

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Oh, look at this.

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My dad and Don at a Steelers game.

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Geez.

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Wait a minute.

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I was in this picture.

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That's my arm!

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They cropped me out!

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And you were in the middle.

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That's hard to do.

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This was no accident.

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Lowell, the hat's not here.

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Which means this is my dad's
hat, which means we got him.

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What are we doing, boys?

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All right, we're here because

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someone took my boat out,

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and I thought it was you
because I found your hat.

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But now you're wearing it, which means

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this is bigger than I thought.

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Or smaller.

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Or the same.

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I didn't take your boat.

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If I wanted to use it,
I'd make you hitch it up,

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drive me to the lake,
and pay for everything.

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Yeah, that sounds right to me.

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So, whose hat is this?

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A tale of two hats.

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That's what they would call the episode

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if it was Murder, She Wrote.

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Great show.

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I love a foxy, young detective.

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- Hey.
- Mom?

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What are you doing here?
You just dropped me off.

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Don't think of me as Mom, just
think of me as a random customer

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who's here to take pictures of
you she can post on Facebook.

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Ooh, pretend like you're saying
something into your headset.

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Security, we've got a crazy
mom in junior accessories.

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Ah!

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Ma'am, can I help you find something?

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Like a store that's
more age-appropriate?

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Excuse me?

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Mom, this is my boss Karen.

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Oh!

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Well, then, no, thank you.

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I am already being helped
by the best salesperson ever.

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Who said I'm the perfect
age for this store.

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So, how's your shift going?

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Oh, you are not gonna
believe what happened.

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Karen told me if I
keep up the good work,

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I could be assistant manager in a year.

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Oh. Okay, but i-in a year,

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you're gonna be getting
ready to go to college.

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Or will I?

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See, normally people go
to college to get a job,

161
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but I already have one,
so I don't need college.

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Oh, bonus... I won't have
to take the SATs next week.

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Looks like someone gets
to sleep in on Saturday.

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But, but, but, but, but
wh-what about your future?

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Huh? I mean, this job isn't
gonna pay you enough to...

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I don't know, buy a house, huh?

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I mean, where are you
gonna raise your kids?

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Relax, I have a plan.

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00:07:07,314 --> 00:07:09,626
You give me the money you were
gonna give me to go to college.

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I'll use that to buy a house.

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That's college-level thinking
without college-level work.

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On second thought, maybe
you don't want kids.

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They're too stressful.

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Okay, so it's not my dad.

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Did you see anything else up there?

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I found a gray hair
that seemed promising,

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but then I remembered.

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Remembered what?

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Well, you know...

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What I know is, the
most majestic mountains

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are covered in snow.

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And that this thing did me no good.

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Hey!

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- Look at this.
- Don't eat that.

185
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- It's covered in germs.
- Wha...

186
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No, this is from Happy Burger.

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Don's favorite place.

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In my trash, next to my boat.

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Case closed... we got him.

190
00:08:05,039 --> 00:08:06,395
Oh.

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00:08:07,364 --> 00:08:09,007
Don, there you are.

192
00:08:09,076 --> 00:08:11,083
Look what I found in the
trash next to my boat.

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A Happy Burger wrapper!

194
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So you know.

195
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I know everything.

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Fine, I admit it.

197
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Sometimes in the afternoon, I leave work

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and take a nap in your bed.

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You what?

200
00:08:27,460 --> 00:08:29,935
And usually on the
way, I pick up a burger.

201
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They're delicious and
they make me sleepy.

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I'm talking about you snuck
my boat out last night.

203
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I would never do that.

204
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I'm not a boat stealer.

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I'm a sneaky sleeper.

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That's the worst you can pin on me.

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Give it up, Don. I know you took it.

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00:08:43,366 --> 00:08:44,843
I didn't do it.

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00:08:44,912 --> 00:08:46,395
If you don't believe me, ask Dad.

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What does Dad know about it?

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00:08:47,681 --> 00:08:48,880
We were up late last night

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watching kung fu movies together.

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- Well...
- Now, if you'll excuse me,

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00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,554
this conversation has
made me very sleepy.

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You know where to find me.

216
00:09:00,794 --> 00:09:02,461
So, your dad's his alibi.

217
00:09:02,529 --> 00:09:05,030
Well, of course he is.
They're always together.

218
00:09:07,682 --> 00:09:09,082
Wait a minute.

219
00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:11,817
Do you think they took
your boat together?

220
00:09:13,307 --> 00:09:14,906
That would make sense.

221
00:09:14,975 --> 00:09:17,255
Yeah, Dad doesn't want to
do the work, but Don will.

222
00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,503
And Don doesn't know how to do
the work, but Dad can tell him.

223
00:09:20,528 --> 00:09:21,794
Together they make one

224
00:09:21,819 --> 00:09:23,130
boat-stealing, burger-eating,

225
00:09:23,155 --> 00:09:25,083
kung-fu-watching criminal!

226
00:09:26,139 --> 00:09:27,669
So, we finally cracked the case.

227
00:09:27,694 --> 00:09:29,454
They were in on it together.

228
00:09:29,523 --> 00:09:31,123
It figures... You know, this

229
00:09:31,148 --> 00:09:32,991
is just another thing
they're doing without me.

230
00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,783
And that's why there's two hats.

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One for Dad and one
for his favorite son.

232
00:09:38,464 --> 00:09:41,166
Boy, I got to tell you,
Lowell, this really hurts.

233
00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:44,169
We could get matching hats if
that would make you feel better.

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It might make me feel worse.

235
00:09:48,791 --> 00:09:50,525
Buy 'em anyway, though. We'll see.

236
00:09:56,711 --> 00:09:57,984
What are you doing?

237
00:09:58,066 --> 00:10:00,207
I'm cutting my dad and
Don out of family photos.

238
00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:01,365
What are you doing?

239
00:10:04,669 --> 00:10:06,380
Well, that's from Don's wedding.

240
00:10:06,419 --> 00:10:08,719
So, now it just looks
like you married Marcy.

241
00:10:10,656 --> 00:10:12,890
She wishes.

242
00:10:13,911 --> 00:10:15,993
My dad and Don have found

243
00:10:16,061 --> 00:10:19,163
a new and even more
hurtful way of excluding me.

244
00:10:19,231 --> 00:10:21,565
They're the ones that took
my boat out last night.

245
00:10:21,634 --> 00:10:22,866
Without me.

246
00:10:22,891 --> 00:10:25,084
My boat, no me.

247
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,763
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

248
00:10:27,788 --> 00:10:31,270
Yeah... no, I'm just sick of
their fun little club for two.

249
00:10:31,295 --> 00:10:33,744
It's so... it's stupid, and
I don't even want to be in it,

250
00:10:33,813 --> 00:10:36,046
but I want to be in it so bad.

251
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:42,070
Well, I know this isn't a great
time, but I have more bad news.

252
00:10:42,455 --> 00:10:44,354
Kate doesn't want to go to college.

253
00:10:44,664 --> 00:10:47,680
What? G... Where did that come from?

254
00:10:47,705 --> 00:10:51,195
Well, she has a job now, so she
says she doesn't need college.

255
00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:52,928
She made the whole decision without me.

256
00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:56,187
I gave her confidence and
then she uses it against me.

257
00:10:56,772 --> 00:10:58,327
That's what family does.

258
00:10:58,352 --> 00:11:00,319
They hurt us, Andi.

259
00:11:00,539 --> 00:11:02,306
You know what? You
shouldn't stand for it.

260
00:11:02,331 --> 00:11:05,599
You're a great son and a great
brother, and you deserve better.

261
00:11:05,711 --> 00:11:08,779
Well, you're a great mom
and you deserve better.

262
00:11:08,848 --> 00:11:11,748
Wait a minute, why are
we taking this lying down?

263
00:11:11,773 --> 00:11:13,143
Yeah.

264
00:11:13,168 --> 00:11:14,689
What are we, doormats?

265
00:11:14,714 --> 00:11:17,221
No. We are not doormats. We are...

266
00:11:17,289 --> 00:11:19,389
What's the opposite of doormats?

267
00:11:19,755 --> 00:11:20,809
Doors?

268
00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:22,394
That's right. We're doors.

269
00:11:22,419 --> 00:11:24,653
Yeah. And we're sturdy.

270
00:11:24,678 --> 00:11:28,332
Yeah. And if you want to get
anywhere, you got to come through us.

271
00:11:29,114 --> 00:11:31,105
Yeah, but be careful,

272
00:11:31,130 --> 00:11:32,411
or we'll slam your fingers.

273
00:11:32,436 --> 00:11:35,386
That's right, honey... Yeah. Okay.

274
00:11:35,411 --> 00:11:36,485
Let's go slam some fingers!

275
00:11:36,509 --> 00:11:37,684
Yes.

276
00:11:39,512 --> 00:11:41,418
Dad? I want to talk to you... Oh.

277
00:11:42,047 --> 00:11:43,614
Of course, you're together.

278
00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:45,105
We're watching Finding Bigfoot.

279
00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:46,809
So far, nothing.

280
00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,821
But that's my favorite show, and
I always have to watch it alone.

281
00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:52,290
You know, one day they'll find him,

282
00:11:52,358 --> 00:11:54,591
and I won't have anybody
to celebrate with.

283
00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:57,294
What's wrong, boy, you
got a burr in your butt?

284
00:11:57,363 --> 00:12:00,063
I'll tell you what's in
my butt... the two of you.

285
00:12:01,027 --> 00:12:03,166
I know you took my boat out last night,

286
00:12:03,191 --> 00:12:05,969
and I know you got matching blue
hats to wear when you did it.

287
00:12:05,994 --> 00:12:07,495
Because you exclude me.

288
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,464
- We don't exclude you.
- Yeah, you do.

289
00:12:09,608 --> 00:12:12,582
And I'm not gonna take it
anymore, because I am a door.

290
00:12:13,646 --> 00:12:15,479
Someone's at the door?

291
00:12:16,448 --> 00:12:18,615
I mean, look at this picture.

292
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,573
Huh? You cropped me out.

293
00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:21,722
Look.

294
00:12:21,747 --> 00:12:24,081
Cropped: to exclude.

295
00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,558
I've never seen that before.

296
00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:26,957
Yeah, right.

297
00:12:26,982 --> 00:12:28,569
You know what? From now on,

298
00:12:28,594 --> 00:12:30,294
I am excluding the two of you.

299
00:12:30,362 --> 00:12:31,957
So when you don't call,

300
00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:33,319
I won't be available.

301
00:12:36,235 --> 00:12:37,801
What was that about?

302
00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:40,888
I think he's mad because I
sleep in his bed sometimes.

303
00:12:44,779 --> 00:12:46,543
Oh, good. You're back.

304
00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:48,169
That's right.

305
00:12:48,194 --> 00:12:49,913
'Cause you're quitting this job.

306
00:12:50,052 --> 00:12:51,238
No, I'm not.

307
00:12:51,263 --> 00:12:53,997
- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.

308
00:12:54,219 --> 00:12:56,553
Attention. I, Kate Burns,
hereby quit this job

309
00:12:56,622 --> 00:12:58,422
because I have to go to college. Ha!

310
00:12:58,447 --> 00:13:00,731
It's official. That's a verbal contract.

311
00:13:02,692 --> 00:13:04,161
Look, Kate,

312
00:13:04,229 --> 00:13:06,066
I just want you to understand

313
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:07,641
that the world is tough, all right?

314
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:09,852
You need to give
yourself every advantage.

315
00:13:09,877 --> 00:13:11,781
I mean, look, this might not last.

316
00:13:11,806 --> 00:13:13,937
Stores close, Karens get fired,

317
00:13:14,006 --> 00:13:15,740
I hope.

318
00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:19,037
Look, just keep your options open.

319
00:13:19,062 --> 00:13:22,389
Mom, you need to leave.
You're making a scene.

320
00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:25,349
I know how to handle this.
I see it all the time.

321
00:13:25,374 --> 00:13:27,834
Senior women get mad about
the cute clothes we have.

322
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,888
Back off, Karen. You know,
you, you are a bad influence.

323
00:13:31,957 --> 00:13:35,459
How dare you see
potential in my daughter?

324
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,062
Ma'am, you're causing a
disturbance, and I called security.

325
00:13:39,087 --> 00:13:41,531
They'll be here as soon as
their Segway's done charging.

326
00:13:42,141 --> 00:13:44,601
Mom, I've made my decision,
and all your yelling

327
00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:46,499
is just convincing me
even more that I'm right.

328
00:13:46,524 --> 00:13:48,372
So please just go.

329
00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,374
Fine. I'll go.

330
00:13:50,505 --> 00:13:53,273
But I will leave you
with this final thought.

331
00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:00,487
Little something for you.

332
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:04,724
Don and my dad

333
00:14:04,749 --> 00:14:07,186
acted like they didn't even
know what I was talking about.

334
00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:09,794
I just have to accept the
fact that I am an outsider

335
00:14:09,819 --> 00:14:11,091
in my own family.

336
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,618
- Oh, honey, that's not true.
- Okay... Andi,

337
00:14:13,643 --> 00:14:16,959
the only proof I exist
is a picture of my arm.

338
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:22,093
I mean, even Bigfoot has
pictures of his whole body.

339
00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:26,754
You know that's just
a guy in a furry suit.

340
00:14:28,414 --> 00:14:31,427
Don't do this to me tonight, Andi.

341
00:14:32,051 --> 00:14:33,417
I am on edge.

342
00:14:33,442 --> 00:14:35,209
Yeah, well, I'm on edge, too.

343
00:14:35,234 --> 00:14:36,874
Our daughter still
isn't going to college.

344
00:14:36,922 --> 00:14:38,655
She won't even take the SATs.

345
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,273
And me freaking out

346
00:14:40,298 --> 00:14:42,693
just made Kate dig
her heels in even more.

347
00:14:42,946 --> 00:14:45,162
I think I really screwed this up.

348
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,464
You want me to talk to her?

349
00:14:47,489 --> 00:14:51,257
No, thanks. I-I started
this and I'm gonna finish it.

350
00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:54,717
Okay. Well, just know
that I'm here for you.

351
00:14:54,742 --> 00:14:56,006
Hmm? Come here.

352
00:14:56,075 --> 00:14:58,494
- Aw. You're sweet.
- Come on.

353
00:15:02,181 --> 00:15:04,684
Get off me! They're
taking my boat again!

354
00:15:07,853 --> 00:15:10,153
Ha! I got you!

355
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,936
Lowell?

356
00:15:15,961 --> 00:15:17,060
You caught me.

357
00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:18,695
Inside.

358
00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:21,700
I don't even know what to
say. We were together all day

359
00:15:21,725 --> 00:15:23,592
trying to figure out who took my boat.

360
00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:25,425
I know, it was so fun.

361
00:15:27,287 --> 00:15:29,732
Apart from the crippling guilt.

362
00:15:30,476 --> 00:15:32,060
What were you thinking?

363
00:15:32,085 --> 00:15:33,756
Oh, I've just been so lonely.

364
00:15:33,781 --> 00:15:35,881
Then buy your own boat.

365
00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:38,996
No, please, listen.

366
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,578
Last week, I met this amazing
woman who was into boats,

367
00:15:42,603 --> 00:15:45,489
so to make her like me,
I told her I had a boat.

368
00:15:45,557 --> 00:15:48,531
Then last night I invited
her over to see my boat,

369
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:52,258
at which point I needed a boat.

370
00:15:53,499 --> 00:15:55,625
Look, I-I'm not proud of what I did,

371
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,900
but I was desperate.

372
00:15:56,969 --> 00:16:00,079
And to think I almost wore
matching hats with you.

373
00:16:01,473 --> 00:16:03,507
- I'm so sorry.
- Oh, are you?

374
00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:05,342
If you're so sorry,
then why are you here

375
00:16:05,410 --> 00:16:07,778
trying to steal it again?

376
00:16:07,846 --> 00:16:10,013
Because tonight she surprised
me with a booty call.

377
00:16:10,082 --> 00:16:12,649
I knew I couldn't get the
booty without the boat.

378
00:16:12,674 --> 00:16:15,311
So I told her I loaned it to you.

379
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,282
You saw how upset I was
about my dad and my brother,

380
00:16:20,307 --> 00:16:21,940
and you still didn't say anything!

381
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,432
You know what that is, Lowell?

382
00:16:23,456 --> 00:16:24,838
That is unforgivable.

383
00:16:25,097 --> 00:16:26,097
Lowell,

384
00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:28,912
I'm getting lonely out here.

385
00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:32,469
Thanks for letting me borrow your boat.

386
00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:51,379
Morning, honey.

387
00:16:51,565 --> 00:16:52,997
Hey, Mom.

388
00:16:53,335 --> 00:16:57,460
Listen, I owe you an apology.

389
00:16:57,529 --> 00:17:00,497
I-I've been putting too much
pressure on you about college.

390
00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:02,077
That became clear to me

391
00:17:02,102 --> 00:17:05,137
when mall security
followed me to my car.

392
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,955
So... I'm just gonna say

393
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:12,140
I believe in you, and I
support you no matter what.

394
00:17:13,476 --> 00:17:15,145
That means a lot, Mom.

395
00:17:15,906 --> 00:17:17,614
And I thought about what you said.

396
00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:21,251
At first, I was really mad
that you embarrassed me.

397
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,073
But then I thought you wouldn't
have made such a big deal

398
00:17:24,098 --> 00:17:25,764
if it wasn't important.

399
00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:30,393
Anyway, can you give me a
ride to the SATs Saturday?

400
00:17:31,699 --> 00:17:32,998
You're going?

401
00:17:34,449 --> 00:17:35,932
Don't get too excited.

402
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:37,634
I'm just keeping my options open.

403
00:17:37,659 --> 00:17:39,359
Too late, I'm excited.

404
00:17:40,462 --> 00:17:42,806
Hugging is coming.

405
00:17:42,919 --> 00:17:44,418
Mom.

406
00:17:44,443 --> 00:17:47,554
I feel the hug train
leaving the station.

407
00:17:52,728 --> 00:17:54,361
Please,

408
00:17:54,386 --> 00:17:56,453
please don't do the train thing.

409
00:17:57,029 --> 00:17:58,829
All aboard!

410
00:17:58,854 --> 00:18:00,724
Hug, hug!

411
00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:05,127
Okay, but you can't
come to my work anymore.

412
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,047
- Deal.
- No, really.

413
00:18:07,072 --> 00:18:09,042
- There's a letter from security.
- What?

414
00:18:13,438 --> 00:18:16,791
"Dark hair, belligerent, mid-30s."

415
00:18:16,816 --> 00:18:18,408
Mid-30. Mid...

416
00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:24,838
I'm gonna frame this.

417
00:18:27,922 --> 00:18:29,429
Lowell took your boat?

418
00:18:29,454 --> 00:18:33,218
Yeah, so I'm sorry I
accused you of that.

419
00:18:35,812 --> 00:18:39,562
And now is when you apologize
for always excluding me.

420
00:18:40,601 --> 00:18:42,999
Dad and I have to have a
private meeting about that.

421
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:44,768
Can you give us a couple minutes alone?

422
00:18:45,187 --> 00:18:47,404
Don, cut it out.

423
00:18:47,472 --> 00:18:50,271
Look, maybe Don and I
hang out more than you,

424
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,409
but we don't mean anything by it.

425
00:18:52,434 --> 00:18:54,836
All right, well, what about that
picture you cropped me out of?

426
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:57,727
According to that, you have
one son with three arms.

427
00:18:57,768 --> 00:19:01,069
I did that. I put it on Dad's
shelf a month ago as a joke.

428
00:19:01,286 --> 00:19:02,602
There's another one in your wallet.

429
00:19:02,626 --> 00:19:04,759
Shows you how little you
pick up a check, by the way.

430
00:19:05,554 --> 00:19:07,326
Fine, forget the picture.

431
00:19:07,351 --> 00:19:09,789
Dad, you're always inviting
Don over here to do stuff.

432
00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:12,245
I don't invite him.
He's just always here.

433
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:14,571
He's like a cat I fed one time.

434
00:19:16,012 --> 00:19:18,621
Well, then I'll just stay, too.

435
00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:23,902
Yeah. Huh.

436
00:19:34,281 --> 00:19:37,712
Don, give Adam your snacks.

437
00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:40,534
But I invented these.

438
00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:42,325
It's Tater Tots with
cheese and hot sauce.

439
00:19:42,394 --> 00:19:44,160
I call 'em Tater Dons.

440
00:19:44,581 --> 00:19:46,247
Hand 'em over, Donny.

441
00:19:50,402 --> 00:19:54,104
Yeah. This is nice, the three
of us hanging out together.

442
00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:56,740
Yeah. We're family.

443
00:19:56,765 --> 00:19:58,441
You want a beer, son?

444
00:19:58,939 --> 00:20:00,443
I would love one, Dad.

445
00:20:00,692 --> 00:20:02,825
Grab three while you're up.

446
00:20:05,012 --> 00:20:07,882
You know, I was thinking,
I-I'm not sure the opposite

447
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,215
of doormat is door.

448
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:13,510
The point is, it worked. Okay?

449
00:20:13,535 --> 00:20:15,340
You got Katie back
on board with college.

450
00:20:15,365 --> 00:20:17,341
Yeah. And you figured
out who took your boat.

451
00:20:17,366 --> 00:20:19,381
Mm. Yeah... th-the only
thing I can't figure out

452
00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:22,515
is where'd that second blue
captain's hat come from?

453
00:20:22,578 --> 00:20:24,042
Oh, you found that?

454
00:20:24,111 --> 00:20:25,831
I got that for you as a surprise.

455
00:20:25,856 --> 00:20:28,490
I thought it'd be cute if you
and your dad had matching hats.

456
00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:34,078
So Dad and I have hats, and Don doesn't.

457
00:20:36,574 --> 00:20:38,488
Nice job, honey.

458
00:20:39,637 --> 00:20:44,637
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