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Do you know what today is?

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Of course I do.

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But you're so pretty when
you say it, so you say it.

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No, it's just Friday,

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or, as I like to call it, "Fri-yay."

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So what do you say

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we live it up and try that new
restaurant, Jalapeño Kevin's?

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Ooh, I've been wanting to go there

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because the name sounds exotic,
but it has "Kevin" in it,

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so I know it won't be too spicy.

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Yeah. Yeah, remember how
much we like Hong Kong Dave's?

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Mm, yeah. Ugh, but we can't.

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We have date night with Don and Marcy.

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Oh, yeah, they won't try a new place.

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- They always just want to go to Mick's.
- Yeah.

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Every week, it's the
same: order burgers,

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then Marcy sends hers back

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because it's too well done
or not well done enough.

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It's never just right.

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She's the Goldilocks of burgers.

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Look, you know I love Don and Marcy,

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but, you know, we're kind of in a rut.

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Hey, what if we say one of
the kids is sick and we cancel,

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and then we go to Jalapeño Kevin's?

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Honey, we can't do that.

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- He's my brother. We love them.
- I know.

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I said we loved them before
you said we loved them.

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It's just... I don't know.

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We've all been together a long time.

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Yeah. It's like a marriage.

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But not this marriage. No, no, no.

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Every moment with you is a gift.

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Uh-huh.

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- Anybody want a snack?
- What do you got?

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Pocket bacon.

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What kind of bacon?

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He carries bacon everywhere
in case of emergencies.

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My car runs into a snow bank,

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I can last a week with
just the bacon I have on me.

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He's also been tackled
by dogs four times.

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Thanks for explaining, but I was
never seriously considering it.

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I've got to head out anyway.

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Oh, hot date?

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Yup. She's a mobile cat groomer.

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I met her in the Band-Aid
aisle at the drugstore.

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Boy, I am glad I got married

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before I hit the cat groomer
phase of being single.

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Hey, don't forget we have
couples dinner tonight.

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How could I forget?

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We do couples dinner at
Mick's almost every week.

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How about, next week,
instead of dinner at Mick's...

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- Yeah?
- We do dinner at Mick's,

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followed by a jug band concert?

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Is it just jugs?

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It's a whole band.

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There's washboards, banjos, spoons.

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So any instrument a Muppet would play?

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That's a pass.

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Okay, but this is your only
chance to yell "Nice jugs"

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without getting in trouble.

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Stop what you're
doing. I got great news.

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Don just called and canceled dinner.

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Marcy sprained her ankle!

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Yay!

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I mean, oh, sad for Marcy,
but now it really is Fri-yay.

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Yeah. Don said she has
to stay home and ice it.

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Well, then I think

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tonight is all about you,
me and Jalapeño Kevin.

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The only threesome I will ever agree to.

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Eh, we'll talk after
a couple margaritas.

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This place is great. My drink is blue!

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It's a blu-garita, Adam!

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And it has a gummy jalapeño in it.

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Because it's Jalapeño Kevin's.

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They got their thinking
caps on in the head office.

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What's Don doing here?

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He's supposed to be home
taking care of Marcy.

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Maybe he came to pick up food
for her and ran into friends.

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Oh, that makes sense.

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He said she couldn't
even get out of bed.

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Aw. Wait, there's Marcy.

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Olé!

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That better mean "ouch" in Spanish.

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I can't believe they ditched us!

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After we didn't ditch them.

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You know why? Because we're good people.

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It's our worst quality.

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Why didn't you let me go
over there and say something?

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'Cause I didn't want
you to make a scene.

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You were so mad your lips got blue.

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That was from the blu-garita.

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Oh.

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But I am mad.

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Don and Marcy cheated on us!

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I know.

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After we gave them the
best years of our lives.

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Yeah. And how do they repay us?

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By olé-ing with some other couple.

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So what do we do?

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We're gonna do what I should've done

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when my first boyfriend cheated
on me: talk face to face.

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Oh.

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You know, instead of just
telling everybody he had crabs.

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I learn something new
about you every day.

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Hey, Don.

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Still stuck at home with Marcy, huh?

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Yeah. I haven't left the house.

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Hey, remind me, how did you
say Marcy hurt her ankle?

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Oh, she was playing streetball
with some neighborhood toughs.

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We saw you guys at Jalapeño Kevin's.

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Hmm, I'm not aware
of that establishment.

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We have evidence.

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Yeah, we took a picture of you

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eating the other half
of those enchiladas.

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Here it is,

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you and Marcy with strangers.

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And they don't look like
a couple of ankle doctors.

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Well, that's not us.

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- Wh...
- How could that possibly not be you?

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Everyone in the world's
got a look-alike.

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It's weird that Marcy's
and mine are together.

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I guess we were meant to be.

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Can you believe this?

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We know you're lying.

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You're right, he is lying.

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We went out with another
couple last night.

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And it felt good.

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We did things we haven't done in years.

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We don't need the details

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of your night out with the floozies.

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Yeah.

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- We couldn't care less about them.
- Hmm.

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We don't care who they are
or where they came from.

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So who are they and
where'd they come from?

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- Tina and Trevor.
- Yeah.

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We call them "TNT"
'cause they're dynamite.

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They sound stupid.

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Look, the fact is this thing

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hasn't been good for a while.

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We're all just going
through the motions.

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Well, we feel the same way, but
we didn't go behind your backs.

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We just talked about
it behind your backs.

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If you feel the same way, I
think it's time for a break.

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Wait a minute, you're
breaking up with us?

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You're breaking up with us?

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You? Us?

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Unbelievable.

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We are the best thing
that ever happened to you.

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Good luck with your new couple.

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I heard they have crabs.

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The only way to get over this is
to get right back on the horse.

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We need to get with a new
couple as soon as possible.

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They don't even have
to be good-looking.

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Yeah, what we need is a rebound couple,

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- a confidence booster.
- Mm-hmm.

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Right, get with someone else.

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That's what I did when I got dumped.

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"Get with"? What does that mean?

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Is that like "hook up"?
What does "hook up" mean?

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Listen,

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there's a parent mixer
for my class coming up.

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You should go.

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That's a great idea.

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- What?
- What?

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Those things are full
of people so lonely

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they'll go to a parents mixer.

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We're gonna clean up.

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All right, let's get out there,

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put our beer goggles on and
see who we come home with.

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I'm a little nervous.

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Babe, we have no reason to be.

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Don and Marcy don't know
what they lost, okay?

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We're Willy Wonka and these
people just got golden tickets.

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But we don't know anybody here.

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Well, I know that guy.
His name's Bob. Hey, Bob!

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I-I-I think his name is Jim.

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Hey, Jim, you seen Bob?

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You know, I think we might
be a little rusty at this.

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Come on.

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This place is full of lonely couples.

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It's a real meat market.

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Okay, well, take a seat

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- and let's do a little window shopping.
- All right.

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Hey.

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How about those guys?

186
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No, nope. Not talking to a guy
who wears flip-flops after dark.

187
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Let's keep looking.

188
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Adam!

189
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I'm-I'm too strong.

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S-Stick those back in there.

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Welcome to our home.

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Ah, I see you found our favorite chair.

193
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It's their favorite chair, Adam.

194
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Right, I can see why.

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In fact, I think I might just
sit in this thing all night,

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maybe even until you go up to bed.

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It was the last thing
my grandfather made

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before he passed away.

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Dead grandpa's homemade chair, Adam.

200
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Is that guy stealing your silverware?

201
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My bad. He-He's just eating.

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Nice to meet you. I'm Wally.

203
00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,261
Adam.

204
00:10:11,913 --> 00:10:14,307
I think your grandpa would
want you to have this.

205
00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:19,225
That was a long, quiet
walk to the front door.

206
00:10:22,299 --> 00:10:25,266
Lot of pictures of that
grandfather, too, I noticed.

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00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:28,764
You know what the worst part is?

208
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I can't tell Don the story.

209
00:10:30,581 --> 00:10:32,767
He hates antiques, he
loves breaking things.

210
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It's perfect for him.

211
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Yeah, they would've
thought it was funny.

212
00:10:37,722 --> 00:10:39,594
And then we would've
thought it was funny.

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- There's no substitute for best friends.
- Mm.

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Although, these do help.

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Oh, no, there's Don and Marcy!

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With their trashy new couple.

217
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Look how young they
are... what a cliché.

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Hey, guys. I'd like
you to meet our friends,

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- Tina and Trevor.
- Ah.

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- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

221
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It's funny they're your friends.

222
00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:03,214
From far away, they look like your kids.

223
00:11:04,928 --> 00:11:06,787
That's right... too young.

224
00:11:07,936 --> 00:11:09,729
Tina's a fitness instructor.

225
00:11:09,754 --> 00:11:12,104
Poke her six pack, rock solid.

226
00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,846
Nah, that's okay, I'm good.

227
00:11:15,396 --> 00:11:17,790
Come on, go for it.

228
00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:20,721
All right, I'll touch her.
I don't want to be rude.

229
00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,790
So, this must be really hard for you

230
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because you're alone and we're not.

231
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Oh, you think we're alone?

232
00:11:31,294 --> 00:11:33,274
No, no. We are not alone.

233
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- Right, Adam?
- Right.

234
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Yeah, we're meeting our
new friends here, too.

235
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You already met somebody?
We just broke up.

236
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That's what happens when you let

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- the best thing in your life go.
- Mm-hmm.

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We're a catch, and we got caught.

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00:11:46,132 --> 00:11:47,257
Mm-hmm.

240
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In fact, there they are.

241
00:11:50,185 --> 00:11:51,281
Hey, guys.

242
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Sorry we're late; we're
just talking to this

243
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super boring couple over here.

244
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,951
Well, enjoy your dinner.
Make sure they give you

245
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the crayons with your kids menu.

246
00:12:02,538 --> 00:12:03,681
Are we really doing this?

247
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We have to. They're watching.

248
00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:08,397
Hi!

249
00:12:12,294 --> 00:12:13,644
Do we know you?

250
00:12:13,687 --> 00:12:15,341
Not yet.

251
00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:16,872
Look, I-I know

252
00:12:16,897 --> 00:12:19,556
this sounds crazy, but we
saw you from across the room

253
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and thought maybe we should be friends.

254
00:12:22,097 --> 00:12:23,403
It's not crazy.

255
00:12:23,761 --> 00:12:26,119
We're Buddhists and we believe

256
00:12:26,502 --> 00:12:28,896
the universe brought you to us.

257
00:12:35,814 --> 00:12:36,814
Uh-oh.

258
00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,462
I'm Mason.

259
00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:46,546
And this is my wife, Bessica.

260
00:12:47,003 --> 00:12:48,470
I'm sorry, did you say Jessica?

261
00:12:48,495 --> 00:12:50,243
No, Bessica.

262
00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:51,806
I was born Jessica,

263
00:12:51,831 --> 00:12:54,220
but there were so many, I changed it.

264
00:12:54,245 --> 00:12:57,604
And I figured why not
be the best Jessica?

265
00:12:58,159 --> 00:12:59,596
Bessica.

266
00:13:01,022 --> 00:13:02,415
Oh.

267
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:04,774
Sounds like a lot of
paperwork for nothing.

268
00:13:04,799 --> 00:13:06,383
Uh, I'm Adam and this is...

269
00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:07,626
Bandi, yeah.

270
00:13:07,651 --> 00:13:09,163
The best Andi.

271
00:13:10,299 --> 00:13:11,942
Are you guys Buddhists, too?

272
00:13:16,346 --> 00:13:17,931
What are they talking about?

273
00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:19,666
Looks like they're talking about...

274
00:13:20,245 --> 00:13:21,581
nudists.

275
00:13:22,651 --> 00:13:24,688
Adam and I always
wanted to meet nudists.

276
00:13:24,713 --> 00:13:27,750
We have so many questions, like:
If you're talking to a nudist,

277
00:13:27,775 --> 00:13:29,536
and you're sitting down
and he's standing up,

278
00:13:29,822 --> 00:13:31,460
what are you talking to?

279
00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:33,883
So...

280
00:13:33,908 --> 00:13:35,179
what do you guys do on the weekends?

281
00:13:35,203 --> 00:13:37,203
Oh, we watch a lot of cooking shows.

282
00:13:37,228 --> 00:13:39,445
Mm-hmm, but they're all
the same, so I was thinking,

283
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,780
what about a show where you
can only cook what you kill?

284
00:13:41,805 --> 00:13:43,995
It's called Cook What You Kill.

285
00:13:45,587 --> 00:13:48,160
Sorry, we don't own a television.

286
00:13:48,185 --> 00:13:50,187
We just like to talk to each other.

287
00:13:52,961 --> 00:13:54,528
Well, call us in ten years,

288
00:13:54,553 --> 00:13:56,033
tell us how that's going.

289
00:13:58,052 --> 00:14:00,684
So, you guys are Buddhists, huh?

290
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,668
What's the shortest way to explain that?

291
00:14:04,428 --> 00:14:07,738
Well, it's about everything and nothing.

292
00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:09,543
Huh.

293
00:14:09,568 --> 00:14:11,544
Jump in anytime here, Bandi.

294
00:14:11,588 --> 00:14:14,371
Okay, uh, well...

295
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,306
how does it affect your life?

296
00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:19,302
For one thing, we don't eat meat.

297
00:14:19,463 --> 00:14:21,465
Yeah, but bacon's cool, right?

298
00:14:22,307 --> 00:14:25,620
And we're enlightened,
so we don't feel anger.

299
00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:28,220
What if someone cuts you off in traffic?

300
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:30,401
We have compassion for them.

301
00:14:30,549 --> 00:14:31,956
I have to be honest,

302
00:14:31,999 --> 00:14:33,871
you saying that makes
me feel a little angry.

303
00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:37,262
You have to learn to look at things

304
00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:39,681
through your third eye.

305
00:14:44,582 --> 00:14:45,942
You mean my butt?

306
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:51,028
And we had to sit there for three hours

307
00:14:51,053 --> 00:14:53,738
because we couldn't leave
before Don and Marcy.

308
00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:55,205
It was a Mexican restaurant standoff.

309
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,621
Yeah.

310
00:14:59,018 --> 00:15:02,329
But on the way home, we
realized we already love you.

311
00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:04,040
And since you're dating the cat groomer,

312
00:15:04,065 --> 00:15:05,758
the four of us could be couple friends.

313
00:15:05,783 --> 00:15:07,243
Oh, that's over.

314
00:15:07,268 --> 00:15:09,369
I thought she took my
breath away, but it turns out

315
00:15:09,394 --> 00:15:11,463
I'm deathly allergic to cats.

316
00:15:14,025 --> 00:15:15,760
I found out in the ambulance.

317
00:15:17,175 --> 00:15:18,914
Well, if Lowell's out,

318
00:15:18,939 --> 00:15:20,680
that means we're gonna be alone forever.

319
00:15:20,705 --> 00:15:21,876
That's not true.

320
00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:23,742
You just have to
visualize what you want,

321
00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:24,986
and go out and get it.

322
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,697
Who's your dream couple?

323
00:15:26,722 --> 00:15:29,821
I don't know. Just someone more like us.

324
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,805
Bacon eaters.

325
00:15:32,756 --> 00:15:34,394
People who think it's funny

326
00:15:34,419 --> 00:15:36,378
- when we break old chairs.
- Yeah.

327
00:15:37,734 --> 00:15:39,261
People who, when you meet them,

328
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,074
you feel like you already know them.

329
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,103
So you're looking for bacon lovers

330
00:15:44,128 --> 00:15:46,728
that laugh at other
people's misfortunes,

331
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:48,407
who you already know.

332
00:15:48,432 --> 00:15:49,729
Yeah.

333
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,971
That's Don and Marcy.

334
00:15:54,807 --> 00:15:56,003
What?

335
00:15:56,028 --> 00:15:58,769
Don carries pocket bacon.

336
00:16:00,087 --> 00:16:03,256
And every winter, Marcy
hoses down her front walk

337
00:16:03,281 --> 00:16:05,536
- so people slip on the ice.
- Oh, yeah.

338
00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:10,271
You're looking for them.

339
00:16:11,086 --> 00:16:13,361
Oh, my God, we are.

340
00:16:14,093 --> 00:16:16,887
Yeah, and they were right in
front of us this whole time.

341
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,218
Maybe we were in a rut

342
00:16:19,243 --> 00:16:22,155
because we stopped noticing
what was so great about them.

343
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:25,530
Guys, this is like the plot
of every romantic comedy.

344
00:16:25,555 --> 00:16:27,866
I wouldn't be surprised
if you opened that door

345
00:16:27,891 --> 00:16:29,878
and they were standing there holding

346
00:16:29,903 --> 00:16:32,297
a boombox over their heads.

347
00:16:37,224 --> 00:16:38,703
Well, it was worth a shot.

348
00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:43,620
I want our friends back.
How do we get them back?

349
00:16:43,645 --> 00:16:47,166
Well, uh, in the movies,
uh, you need a grand gesture.

350
00:16:47,191 --> 00:16:48,332
Like in The Notebook,

351
00:16:48,357 --> 00:16:52,792
Ryan Gosling wrote Rachel McAdams
a letter every day for a year.

352
00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:55,510
We don't have that kind of time!

353
00:16:57,535 --> 00:16:58,536
Ooh.

354
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,343
But I do have an idea.

355
00:17:00,368 --> 00:17:01,472
Come on, come on.

356
00:17:01,496 --> 00:17:03,241
Yes, go to them.

357
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,240
I'm crying because of the cat allergy,

358
00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:07,267
not because of this!

359
00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:10,829
So now

360
00:17:10,854 --> 00:17:12,552
Adam and Andi have new couple friends

361
00:17:12,577 --> 00:17:13,682
and we're alone again.

362
00:17:13,726 --> 00:17:15,875
Well, what happened to the
broad with the iron stomach?

363
00:17:15,899 --> 00:17:18,728
She was gonna let me
hit her with a board.

364
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,102
Nah, they're out.

365
00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:21,245
They don't watch TV.

366
00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:22,556
They talk to each other.

367
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:24,453
Sounds like they're in a cult.

368
00:17:25,469 --> 00:17:28,045
So we were thinking maybe you
could be our couple friends.

369
00:17:32,783 --> 00:17:34,001
That's a nice offer, son,

370
00:17:34,026 --> 00:17:36,681
but your mother doesn't
really care for Marcy.

371
00:17:37,793 --> 00:17:40,016
I think what your father
was trying to say is

372
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:42,500
we've been here 20 minutes

373
00:17:42,525 --> 00:17:44,409
but it seems a lot longer.

374
00:17:45,844 --> 00:17:48,989
Yeah, well, the clock's not
ticking any faster over here, Bev.

375
00:17:49,752 --> 00:17:51,142
Well, we've insulted each other.

376
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:53,099
I think it's time to go.

377
00:17:54,612 --> 00:17:55,780
Hey, Ma.

378
00:17:55,805 --> 00:17:58,706
Oh, nice to see you, son
who didn't marry Marcy.

379
00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:00,966
What's her deal?

380
00:18:00,991 --> 00:18:03,643
We stirred the pot, enjoy the stew.

381
00:18:06,129 --> 00:18:07,391
What are you doing here?

382
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:08,737
Uh...

383
00:18:09,179 --> 00:18:12,629
Listen, we know you're happy
with your new couple, but...

384
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:15,289
we went out there looking
for something better,

385
00:18:15,314 --> 00:18:17,050
and we couldn't find it.

386
00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:21,093
Well... that means a lot.

387
00:18:21,118 --> 00:18:23,578
And, to be honest, neither could we.

388
00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:27,079
Also, Marcy didn't
really hurt her ankle.

389
00:18:30,048 --> 00:18:33,038
You guys are perfect for us.

390
00:18:33,063 --> 00:18:34,067
I mean, I...

391
00:18:34,235 --> 00:18:36,461
And I guess what I'm
trying to say is, you know,

392
00:18:36,669 --> 00:18:38,106
we're just a couple

393
00:18:38,131 --> 00:18:40,438
standing in front of another couple...

394
00:18:40,779 --> 00:18:42,433
asking them to love us.

395
00:18:44,768 --> 00:18:46,378
What's that? What are we doing?

396
00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:48,342
It's from Notting Hill.

397
00:18:48,984 --> 00:18:52,514
Look... you're our
best friends and-and...

398
00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:54,958
we're sorry that we
took you for granted.

399
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,108
We got lazy, too.

400
00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:59,928
We could've said something instead of

401
00:18:59,953 --> 00:19:01,504
going behind your back.

402
00:19:01,529 --> 00:19:02,937
Well, you know what?

403
00:19:02,962 --> 00:19:05,577
We could all be a little
more honest with each other.

404
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:06,886
Like, you should've told us you wanted

405
00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:09,102
- to go to Jalapeño Kevin's.
- Well,

406
00:19:09,146 --> 00:19:11,081
we thought you didn't
want to try anything new.

407
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,673
You made fun of the jug band.

408
00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:15,058
You mean this jug band?

409
00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:16,814
You got us tickets?

410
00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:17,745
You remembered.

411
00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,316
Yeah, it's a grand gesture

412
00:19:19,341 --> 00:19:20,984
to show you how much you mean to us.

413
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,248
I got to tell you,
that touches my heart.

414
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:27,251
Hey, you guys want to go
to Mick's and get a burger?

415
00:19:27,323 --> 00:19:29,296
Oh, that sounds great.

416
00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:30,819
So, what's new with you guys?

417
00:19:30,863 --> 00:19:32,564
Adam broke a dead guy's chair.

418
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,649
Sounds funny. Save it for dinner.

419
00:19:35,191 --> 00:19:38,041
Oh, I can't wait to tell you
my new idea for a cooking show.

420
00:19:38,066 --> 00:19:40,681
Check it out... you got
to cook what you kill.

421
00:19:40,706 --> 00:19:41,923
Ooh.

422
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,528
You should call it Cook What You Kill.

423
00:19:43,571 --> 00:19:45,002
That's what I was thinking.

424
00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:46,159
I'm so glad we're friends again.

425
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:47,548
We're gonna be a millionaires.

426
00:19:47,573 --> 00:19:48,954
- Whoa, "we"?
- Yeah.

427
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,065
- What do you mean, "we"? It was my idea.
- Well...

428
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,309
No, it was my idea...

429
00:19:58,996 --> 00:20:01,378
Okay, now, just remember
the jug band isn't for us.

430
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:02,399
It's for our friends.

431
00:20:02,424 --> 00:20:04,220
Right, we just want
them to have a good time.

432
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,550
All right? Okay.

433
00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:07,987
- Hey.
- Hey.

434
00:20:14,428 --> 00:20:16,213
That was awesome!

435
00:20:16,770 --> 00:20:18,772
Nice jugs!

436
00:20:20,765 --> 00:20:25,765
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