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How'd it go at the bank?
Not good.
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This mini-mall job prep
is costing us a fortune.
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The rental on the crane,
the lumber.
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Our account balance is so low,
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they wouldn't even
give me a lollipop.
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But it's the biggest
job we've ever done.
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We should be rolling
in the dough.
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I was gonna start hanging
out with Jimmy Buffett.
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We don't get paid
until we start the job,
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and the permits are taking
longer than they're supposed to.
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We just... we can't cover
all these bills.
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Well, then charge it
to a credit card,
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and then charge that
to another credit card.
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Nobody pays for anything
in this country.
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That's how we all have
so much stuff.
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I don't think you're getting
enough oxygen up there.
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Okay, look, we're gonna
have to put our own
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personal money in
and float the company
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until we get paid.
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All right, okay,
I'll kick in my share.
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If I want to have a real
relationship with Jimmy Buffett,
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he's got to like me for me.
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What's happening?
Are you cleaning?
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The pantry?
(gasps)
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I have dreamed of this day
for so many years.
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No, no, no, no,
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we need to do a little
family belt-tightening
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until this mini-mall job starts.
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Look at all this food
we never eat.
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Why do we have
five bags of rice?
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Because you didn't see
the other five bags
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that are still in there.
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Look, don't get stressed,
all right?
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We'll just loan money
to the company,
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we've done it before.
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Just let me know
before you do it.
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Don't worry, I will.
I did it this morning.
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Okay, well, as long as
it wasn't all of it.
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No, no, of course not.
(chuckles)
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It was all of it.
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But I have to put down
the kids' deposits
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for summer camp
or we'll lose our spot.
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What? They don't need camp.
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Let them stare at a wall
and be bored all summer
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like we were.
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Huh?
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Made us strong and angry.
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Camp's not for them;
it's for us.
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What?
Yeah.
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Remember that week last summer
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when Kate and Teddy were at camp
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and Emme was at my parents?
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(gasps)
No pants week.
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Can't tell me you're
not gonna miss that.
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Okay, all right,
new strategy:
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we're gonna prioritize camp
over everything else
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around here,
starting with the food.
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No new food
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until we eat everything
in the house.
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Daddy, can I have a snack?
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Uh, you bet, yeah.
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Uh, here, how about a half
gallon of fruit cocktail?
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Yay!
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Why do we try so hard
at Christmas?
I...
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So, your brother's
birthday is coming up,
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and I'm gonna have
his party at our place.
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Oh, uh, I think Marcy's
planning on hosting it.
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Interesting.
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I had no idea his wife was
plotting behind my back.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
I didn't mean...
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Thank you for
being on my team.
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I'm not on anybody's team.
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I don't, I don't even know
what game we're playing.
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All right, Mom, Dad.
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Dig in, huh?
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Hot dogs and rice--
where's the bun?
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Well, just roll it
around in the rice.
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It'll make
its own bun.
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Looks like it's
giving me the finger.
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We're just doing
a little belt-tightening
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since Adam's
between jobs.
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Yeah-- what, no,
I'm not between jobs.
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I just finished one job
and I'm about to start another.
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So between jobs.
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In front of jobs.
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Boom and bust-- that's
what I warned you about
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when you started
that business.
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There's no bust.
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There's boom,
space, boom.
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And right now
we're in the space.
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You know, I think this meal
has a real international flair.
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This must be what they eat
at Chinese baseball games.
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I'll tell you what,
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you need money, I'll
loan you the money.
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What do you say?
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No, thank you.
Yes, please.
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Well, which is it?
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No, thank you.
Yes, please.
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Andi, uh, can I talk
to you in the...
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pantry, please?
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Absolutely.
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They want to
argue privately.
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Yeah, he doesn't want
us to hear her win.
Mm.
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What are you doing out there?
Well...
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Look, I know your relationship
with your Dad is complex,
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but that's not gonna change.
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But if we take
this loan,
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what can change
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is that we'll have
hot dog buns, huh?
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And the kids
can go to camp,
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and you won't have to wash
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your pants for a week
'cause you won't be wearing any.
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Oh! No, no, no, no.
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Borrowing money from family
is a bad idea.
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It brings out
the worst in people.
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Technically, you borrowed
money from me today.
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And it's bringing out
the worst in you.
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You will thank me later,
all right?
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This is the right move.
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(sighs)
Are those hot dog buns?
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Shh!
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There's only two left.
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I'm saving them for us.
Aw.
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Hey, Bev,
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they found
hot dog buns.
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¶
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Dad?
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Pretty fancy digs
you got here.
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Is this an office
or a Ramada Inn?
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Fancy?
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It's a trailer we bought
at a police auction.
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Someone may or may not
have died in here.
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So, uh, what
brings you around?
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Well, I wanted to get a look
at how you're running things
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now that I've invested
money in the company.
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No, no, no.
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You did not invest
in the company.
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You loaned the money
to me personally.
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What's the big deal?
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I mean, Don seemed
happy to see me.
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Yes, I did and yes, I am.
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You should listen to Dad;
he's got some great ideas.
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You know, he didn't need
to borrow money from me.
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Well, I have more expenses
than he does.
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He only had one kid;
you had three
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because you can't control
your urges.
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I'm controlling
my urges right now.
Mm-hmm.
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Ah, what's this?
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Oh, that's a lumber invoice
for the mini-mall project.
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That's a lot of wood--
have you counted it?
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What?
Nobody counts the wood, Dad.
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It'd take forever.
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This place'd just be called
Burns Brothers Wood Counting.
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I'll do it.
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This is why I got to
keep an eye on this place.
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And I'm happy to
have you, Pop.
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This is a nightmare,
you got to get rid of him.
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Why didn't you say that
while he was in here?
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That's not my role in the
family; it's you versus us,
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and right now
you've got to stop us.
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I don't know if either
of you are concerned,
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but your dad is outside
yelling at a pile of wood.
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According to my mother, that's
how the wood knows he cares.
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Uh, can you give this
receipt to Marcy?
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I'm doing a charity drive and
she was kind enough to donate
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your old laptop to the library.
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Did you say my old laptop?
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My personal, private laptop?
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Ruh-roh.
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How did she find it?
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I hid it in my sock drawer.
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That's where he used to hide
his girlie magazines
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when we were kids.
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You know, you're taller,
but you're still a pervert.
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Don, they'll erase the
laptop before they share it
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with the public.
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No, no, they can't do that.
I got personal stuff on there.
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I need it back.
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I'm not sure I can get it back.
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This is gonna be
so embarrassing.
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(chuckles) You know what? This
day did not start out great,
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but you have really
turned it around for me.
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(door opens)
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Hey.
Hey.
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Check it out.
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A full bag of hot dog buns.
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We're back, baby.
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I am feeling very
right about this loan.
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Oh, yeah?
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I had to work here
this afternoon.
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Dad came to the office
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and was sticking his nose
in everything.
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Look, I know you that you
want me to be outraged,
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but I just paid the
kids' summer camp deposits,
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so I'm thinking that
your short-term pain
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is worth our long-term gain.
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A-boop.
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JOE:
Oh.
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Your credit card bill
is ridiculous.
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Oh, great, now he's here
and he's going through our mail.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that's a federal offense.
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I'm a veteran;
federal laws don't apply to me.
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50 bucks a month for the gym?
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Do you use it?
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Uh, well, not in a while.
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I was gonna go last week,
but I guess they moved
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because now it's
an Outback Steakhouse.
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So I just did that.
Ah.
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You are wasting
600 bucks a year.
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Are you hearing this?
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Well, he's got a point.
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I mean, the gym is a luxury
you don't need right now.
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I mean, you already hooked me.
Who are you trying to impress?
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And look at this.
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"Starbucks, Starbucks,
Starbucks."
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Five bucks a day for coffee
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when you can make
it here for free.
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Oh, actually those charges
are mine, you can skip those.
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Yeah, Dad, if you add all that
coffee money up, what's that?
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Almost $2,000
a year.
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Ah.
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$2,000 a year on coffee.
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Hmm.
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Wait, $2,000 a year on coffee?!
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I need to put you
two on a budget.
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I'm gonna take
all your bills
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and we'll go through
everything tomorrow
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when you come to the house.
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Party time is over.
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But I don't want
party time to be over.
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Yeah. How are you feeling about
that short-term pain now, huh?
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Boop.
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How dare your dad
go after my lattes.
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I mean, they are the first thing
I think about when I wake up
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in the morning and the
last thing I think about when
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I go to sleep at night.
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Thanks, honey.
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Adam, he has
to be stopped.
I know.
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He's trying to cancel
my Outback membership.
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You know,
we always agreed
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we'd never fight
about money.
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That said, this
is all your fault.
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You should have never taken
that money from my dad.
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You are 100% right.
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Boy, I like hearing that
in the bathroom,
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it's got a nice echo.
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(both slurp)
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I mean, he wants to look
at all of our money stuff.
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That's not happening.
No, it's not.
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Okay, we have got to draw
a line in the sand.
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We're gonna go over there
and tell him
252
00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:50,676
to stay out of our business.
253
00:09:50,711 --> 00:09:52,311
Yeah, you are.
N-No, I said "we."
254
00:09:52,346 --> 00:09:54,179
And I said "you."
255
00:09:54,214 --> 00:09:56,048
No, no, we'll do it together,
all right?
256
00:09:56,083 --> 00:09:57,983
And then afterward,
we're gonna stop by my gym
257
00:09:58,018 --> 00:09:59,952
and have some cheese fries
and a beer.
258
00:10:07,027 --> 00:10:08,427
Hey.
Hey, everybody.
259
00:10:08,462 --> 00:10:10,195
Hey.
Hi.
Should we talk to your dad now?
260
00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,330
No, no, no, no.
261
00:10:11,365 --> 00:10:12,998
Let's soften him up first.
262
00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:14,400
Hey, kids, go give
Grandpa kisses
263
00:10:14,435 --> 00:10:16,735
and put him in
a good mood.
264
00:10:16,770 --> 00:10:20,339
Like Mom tells us to do to you
when she wants something?
265
00:10:20,374 --> 00:10:22,341
What?
Nothing. Go, go.
266
00:10:22,376 --> 00:10:25,744
Go, go. Kids.
(babbles, chuckles)
267
00:10:25,779 --> 00:10:27,680
Okay, since we're all here now,
268
00:10:27,715 --> 00:10:30,015
let's settle this
Don birthday controversy.
269
00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:31,750
It's not a controversy.
270
00:10:31,785 --> 00:10:34,353
We can't even agree
on what to call it.
271
00:10:34,388 --> 00:10:37,222
Look, since you two can't decide
who should have Don's party,
272
00:10:37,257 --> 00:10:39,224
maybe you should consider
a neutral location,
273
00:10:39,259 --> 00:10:42,127
like Chuck E. Cheese.
274
00:10:42,162 --> 00:10:44,730
Well, that sounds fun.
Good food, great music.
275
00:10:45,766 --> 00:10:47,266
Uh, I just think
I should host it.
276
00:10:47,301 --> 00:10:50,369
I mean, after all, I was there
for Don's real birthday.
277
00:10:50,404 --> 00:10:53,172
Oh. It was like
pushing out a buffalo.
278
00:10:53,207 --> 00:10:54,373
(laughing):
Yeah.
279
00:10:54,408 --> 00:10:55,774
He was too big for
the baby scale,
280
00:10:55,809 --> 00:10:57,242
so they had to take
him to a supermarket
281
00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:59,478
and weigh him like a watermelon.
282
00:10:59,513 --> 00:11:02,247
Well, and,
and because of that, Adam,
283
00:11:02,282 --> 00:11:04,249
don't you think
I should host the party?
284
00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:05,951
Just let Marcy have it.
285
00:11:05,986 --> 00:11:07,352
Yeah, you pushed out
the buffalo,
286
00:11:07,387 --> 00:11:08,921
but she has to live with it.
287
00:11:08,956 --> 00:11:11,123
Okay.
288
00:11:11,158 --> 00:11:12,491
Let's have it at Marcy's.
289
00:11:12,526 --> 00:11:14,059
I'm not
a sore loser.
290
00:11:14,094 --> 00:11:15,360
I'll even come over early
291
00:11:15,395 --> 00:11:16,929
and give you a hand
with the cooking.
292
00:11:16,964 --> 00:11:18,164
So everything's not so salty.
293
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,301
(phone rings)
294
00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:26,038
Hey, Lowell.
Do they still have it?
295
00:11:26,073 --> 00:11:27,272
Sounds good, be right there.
296
00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:29,141
What was that about?
297
00:11:29,176 --> 00:11:33,378
Wrong number. And completely
unrelated, I got to go.
298
00:11:33,413 --> 00:11:34,947
(door closes)
299
00:11:34,982 --> 00:11:36,281
All right, you two.
300
00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:37,950
Let's get started
with these bills.
301
00:11:37,985 --> 00:11:40,953
Uh, actually, we need
to talk to you about that.
302
00:11:40,988 --> 00:11:42,154
Yeah, uh...
303
00:11:42,189 --> 00:11:43,388
First of all, Dad,
304
00:11:43,423 --> 00:11:45,290
thank you for the
loan, but we think
305
00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:46,959
we can handle
our own finances.
306
00:11:46,994 --> 00:11:48,293
We may decide to cut
back on the coffees...
307
00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:49,294
Nope.
308
00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:51,296
...or keep it the same,
309
00:11:51,331 --> 00:11:53,398
but it'll be our decision.
310
00:11:53,433 --> 00:11:55,434
What a surprise,
you don't want my help.
311
00:11:55,469 --> 00:11:58,070
Well, you wouldn't take my
advice when you started out.
312
00:11:58,105 --> 00:11:59,304
Why would you take it now?
313
00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:02,074
Dad, that's got nothing
to do with this.
314
00:12:02,109 --> 00:12:04,176
You know, when Adam got out
of school, I pulled some strings
315
00:12:04,211 --> 00:12:07,513
and got him a job fixing trucks
for the city, just like me.
316
00:12:07,548 --> 00:12:10,549
Steady paycheck,
benefits, a pension.
317
00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:13,552
But no, he was too good
to fix trucks.
318
00:12:13,587 --> 00:12:15,954
Oh, h-hang on, Joe,
that's not fair.
319
00:12:15,989 --> 00:12:18,223
I never said I was too
good to fix trucks.
320
00:12:18,258 --> 00:12:19,291
You didn't have to say it.
321
00:12:19,326 --> 00:12:21,460
What is your problem with me?
322
00:12:21,495 --> 00:12:23,428
You have poor judgment.
323
00:12:23,463 --> 00:12:24,429
But it makes sense.
324
00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:26,198
After Donny paved the way,
325
00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:29,034
you dropped out of your mother
right onto your head.
326
00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:33,072
I never knew that!
327
00:12:35,342 --> 00:12:38,377
That's why I have that
flat spot-- I can't talk to him.
328
00:12:41,014 --> 00:12:42,014
All I know is,
329
00:12:42,049 --> 00:12:43,348
we were all getting along fine
330
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:46,152
until we agreed
to have Don's party at Marcy's.
331
00:12:49,456 --> 00:12:51,223
There's the computers.
I'll just go grab mine.
332
00:12:51,258 --> 00:12:52,991
No, I don't think
this is a good idea.
333
00:12:53,026 --> 00:12:55,161
The librarian's not even here.
334
00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:00,933
What are you doing?
335
00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:03,368
Now she's here.
336
00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:05,237
Put it down
or I'll call the cops.
337
00:13:05,272 --> 00:13:07,039
But it was donated by mistake.
It's mine.
338
00:13:07,074 --> 00:13:10,042
Well, why should I believe you?
339
00:13:10,077 --> 00:13:11,376
(sighs)
340
00:13:11,411 --> 00:13:13,378
Because you're beautiful.
341
00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:16,148
(laughing):
Oh, what? You...
342
00:13:16,183 --> 00:13:20,018
Hey-- no, no,
that is not good enough.
343
00:13:20,053 --> 00:13:22,387
If that is really your computer,
you're gonna have to prove it.
344
00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:24,056
(sighs)
Fine.
345
00:13:24,091 --> 00:13:26,391
I didn't want to have
to do this.
346
00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:29,261
There's some very private videos
in here with me in them.
347
00:13:29,296 --> 00:13:30,262
Oh, no.
348
00:13:30,297 --> 00:13:31,964
It's not what you think.
349
00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:33,165
It's just me by myself.
350
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,466
No, no.
351
00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:36,268
Now, be gentle.
352
00:13:36,303 --> 00:13:38,270
It's a bad angle,
so I don't look great.
353
00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:40,206
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
354
00:13:45,012 --> 00:13:47,145
Hello, Madison Square Garden!
355
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,047
It's me, Don!
356
00:13:49,082 --> 00:13:50,415
(imitates cheering)
357
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,284
Great to be here.
358
00:13:52,319 --> 00:13:54,987
I was just in Japan,
I'm huge over there.
359
00:13:55,022 --> 00:13:58,290
I mean, literally. Much taller
than the average Japanese man.
360
00:13:58,325 --> 00:13:59,925
Whoa, whoa,
361
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,159
whoa, whoa!
362
00:14:01,194 --> 00:14:02,961
(laughs)
363
00:14:02,996 --> 00:14:04,963
Someone's getting
a little frisky over there.
364
00:14:04,998 --> 00:14:07,032
I'm talking to you, Glenn Close.
365
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:09,167
(Don laughing)
366
00:14:09,202 --> 00:14:13,071
In a way, that was almost worse
than what I was expecting.
367
00:14:13,106 --> 00:14:15,207
I'm sorry you had to see that.
The lighting was bad.
368
00:14:15,242 --> 00:14:17,175
I kind of dug it.
369
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:19,511
Really?
370
00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:24,182
Yeah. Are you, by any chance,
a single fella?
371
00:14:24,217 --> 00:14:26,184
Oh, I'm sorry, honey,
372
00:14:26,219 --> 00:14:28,520
this book's
already been checked out.
373
00:14:28,555 --> 00:14:31,223
But it's always nice
to meet a fan.
374
00:14:36,029 --> 00:14:37,996
We can't wait
for that mini-mall check.
375
00:14:38,031 --> 00:14:39,231
We are paying him back now.
376
00:14:39,266 --> 00:14:41,199
Okay, well...
377
00:14:41,234 --> 00:14:43,435
There's that treasure map
in Emme's pirate game.
378
00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:46,305
Maybe that leads somewhere.
379
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:48,340
All right, look, I know we
agreed to never touch it,
380
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,443
but how's our emergency
rainy day fund?
381
00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:53,345
Uh, it's not looking good.
382
00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:55,080
You remember,
the washer went out,
383
00:14:55,115 --> 00:14:57,015
and then the dryer
went out a week later,
384
00:14:57,050 --> 00:15:00,085
like a sweet old couple?
385
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,221
There's got to be some
way to pay my dad back.
386
00:15:03,256 --> 00:15:04,423
(knocking on door)
387
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,558
I don't think
paying the money back
388
00:15:06,593 --> 00:15:09,461
is gonna solve the problem
between you two.
389
00:15:09,496 --> 00:15:10,963
Oh, hi, Bev.
390
00:15:10,998 --> 00:15:13,031
Hi, Andi.
391
00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:17,135
Adam, I don't like what happened
between you and your father.
392
00:15:17,170 --> 00:15:21,139
Oh, Ma, you don't have
to apologize for him.
393
00:15:21,174 --> 00:15:23,375
But you came all this way,
so go ahead.
394
00:15:23,410 --> 00:15:24,543
No.
395
00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:26,278
I'm not gonna apologize for him.
396
00:15:26,313 --> 00:15:28,246
You're the one
who should apologize.
397
00:15:28,281 --> 00:15:30,482
What? Ma.
398
00:15:30,517 --> 00:15:33,185
Why do you think he was snooping
around your office
399
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,486
and going through your bills?
400
00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:36,555
He says
it's because he's a veteran
401
00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:39,257
and it's his legal right.
402
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:42,160
Adam.
(chuckles)
403
00:15:42,195 --> 00:15:45,063
Is it so hard to understand
404
00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:48,200
that an old man
wants to feel necessary
405
00:15:48,235 --> 00:15:50,535
and looked up to by his son?
406
00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:54,106
Well if that's how he feels,
he should just say that.
407
00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:55,574
Well, hold on.
408
00:15:55,609 --> 00:15:58,344
You're not that great
at talking about your feelings.
409
00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:02,080
(laughs) It's very unfair of you
to bring up a good point
410
00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:03,983
like that right now.
411
00:16:05,185 --> 00:16:07,753
All he wants is to feel needed.
412
00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:10,756
That's why he wanted to get you
that job 30 years ago,
413
00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:13,291
and that's why he's sticking
his nose in your business now.
414
00:16:13,326 --> 00:16:17,162
And all Adam wants is for
his dad to be proud of him
415
00:16:17,197 --> 00:16:20,298
and, and trust him to
do things on his own.
416
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:24,203
Aw, they both want things
they can't ask for.
417
00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:28,474
It's like a Meg Ryan movie.
418
00:16:30,544 --> 00:16:34,346
But they're both Meg Ryan.
419
00:16:36,216 --> 00:16:37,816
Eh... Look, I didn't know.
420
00:16:37,851 --> 00:16:39,518
I'm sorry.
421
00:16:39,553 --> 00:16:42,554
You should be. You've,
you've upset your father...
422
00:16:44,157 --> 00:16:48,326
...and you've upset me
very, very much.
423
00:16:48,361 --> 00:16:50,228
All right, all right.
I'll figure out a way
424
00:16:50,263 --> 00:16:51,830
to make it up
to him. And, Ma,
425
00:16:51,865 --> 00:16:53,432
I wish there was
something I could do
426
00:16:53,467 --> 00:16:55,167
to make it up to you, too.
427
00:16:56,369 --> 00:16:58,370
Well...
428
00:17:01,141 --> 00:17:03,375
There is one thing.
429
00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:10,115
Uh, Marcy,
430
00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:14,419
uh, we talked about it,
and Andi and I think
431
00:17:14,454 --> 00:17:19,158
that Don's birthday should be
at Mom's house and not yours.
432
00:17:21,128 --> 00:17:22,461
What's the... We agree
433
00:17:22,496 --> 00:17:25,163
that the, uh, best person
to throw a birthday party
434
00:17:25,198 --> 00:17:28,067
for a married,
adult man is his mother.
435
00:17:31,371 --> 00:17:35,574
Oh, Adam, Andi,
this is out of nowhere.
436
00:17:38,512 --> 00:17:40,479
Is there anything else?
437
00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:43,248
We just thought
it was important to tell you
438
00:17:43,283 --> 00:17:47,419
because your cooking
is too, too salty.
439
00:17:48,555 --> 00:17:51,623
What does she have on you?
440
00:17:51,658 --> 00:17:54,526
So much.
441
00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:58,263
¶ Happy birthday
442
00:17:58,298 --> 00:18:01,266
¶ To you.
443
00:18:01,301 --> 00:18:03,869
(laughs)
(whooping, applause)
444
00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:06,271
All right!
(cheering)
445
00:18:06,306 --> 00:18:08,273
I don't want to say
this is the best party ever,
446
00:18:08,308 --> 00:18:11,176
but I wouldn't mind
if somebody else said it.
447
00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:13,178
It was lovely, Bev.
448
00:18:13,213 --> 00:18:14,579
And since you hosted
Don's birthday,
449
00:18:14,614 --> 00:18:16,781
it's only fair
that I host Christmas.
450
00:18:16,816 --> 00:18:18,217
Everybody heard it, I win.
451
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:21,853
Marcy with the left
hook out of nowhere.
452
00:18:21,888 --> 00:18:23,288
(chuckles)
453
00:18:23,323 --> 00:18:24,422
Dad, you want a piece of cake?
454
00:18:24,457 --> 00:18:26,125
I'm fine.
455
00:18:28,228 --> 00:18:30,896
Well, I did everything I could.
456
00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:33,865
No, you,
you offered him cake.
457
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,434
Y-You need to offer him love.
458
00:18:36,469 --> 00:18:38,803
What?
459
00:18:38,838 --> 00:18:40,539
I say walk over
and give him a big hug.
460
00:18:40,574 --> 00:18:42,807
Ooh, that's good.
461
00:18:42,842 --> 00:18:44,442
No, it's not.
462
00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:45,911
Last time I had
my arms around him,
463
00:18:45,946 --> 00:18:47,846
he was choking on a meatball.
464
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:51,583
You know what?
I know what to do.
465
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:56,655
(clears throat)
466
00:18:59,893 --> 00:19:01,826
Hey, Dad, um...
467
00:19:01,861 --> 00:19:03,528
You know
that, that old motorcycle
468
00:19:03,563 --> 00:19:05,330
that Don and I
are putting back together?
469
00:19:05,365 --> 00:19:06,464
Well, I'm having
a problem
470
00:19:06,499 --> 00:19:08,333
with the float bowl
on the carburetor.
471
00:19:08,368 --> 00:19:09,801
Think you could
take a look at it?
472
00:19:09,836 --> 00:19:11,336
It'd really be a big help.
473
00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:13,472
Oh?
474
00:19:14,574 --> 00:19:17,209
Well, yeah, yeah, sure.
475
00:19:17,244 --> 00:19:18,577
I-I can do that.
476
00:19:19,546 --> 00:19:21,813
But you don't need me.
477
00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:23,481
Well, sure I do.
478
00:19:23,516 --> 00:19:26,451
Oh, you're really great
at that stuff.
479
00:19:26,486 --> 00:19:29,388
Yeah. Well...
480
00:19:30,557 --> 00:19:32,291
Thanks.
481
00:19:33,827 --> 00:19:35,460
(whispering): Say you
learned it from him.
482
00:19:35,495 --> 00:19:36,795
Would you mind? We're doing it.
483
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:37,963
Okay.
484
00:19:42,902 --> 00:19:45,470
Uh, uh, so, uh,
so Saturday, then?
485
00:19:45,505 --> 00:19:46,938
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
486
00:19:46,973 --> 00:19:49,274
Yeah, me, too.
487
00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:53,278
(mouths)
488
00:19:54,281 --> 00:19:56,881
Are they saying
that you should hug me?
489
00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:59,451
Yeah.
490
00:19:59,486 --> 00:20:00,585
We can't do it.
We give them one,
491
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,387
they'll want it all the time.
492
00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:10,929
You know, the other day,
I was forced
493
00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:12,664
to face
one of my biggest fears.
494
00:20:14,367 --> 00:20:16,268
Sharing my gift with the world.
495
00:20:17,704 --> 00:20:19,437
And I realized, after I made
496
00:20:19,472 --> 00:20:20,939
a librarian fall
in love with me...
497
00:20:20,974 --> 00:20:22,040
What's that now?
498
00:20:22,075 --> 00:20:23,341
That...
499
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:24,909
it would just be selfish
500
00:20:24,944 --> 00:20:26,544
for me to keep
what I have hidden.
501
00:20:26,579 --> 00:20:28,546
So sit back and relax.
502
00:20:28,581 --> 00:20:30,548
Something tells me
we're gonna be a lot closer
503
00:20:30,583 --> 00:20:32,584
after this three-hour journey.
504
00:20:40,493 --> 00:20:42,527
What, not even a foot tap?
Nothing?
505
00:20:45,498 --> 00:20:47,866
Your brother's playing!
Tap your foot!
506
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:49,968
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