1
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Okay. I'll miss you.

2
00:00:06,461 --> 00:00:08,730
Well, I mean, I can't go
till you close the door.

3
00:00:08,763 --> 00:00:11,533
(laughs) You go,
and then I'll close the door.

4
00:00:11,566 --> 00:00:13,602
No, you know what, you close
the door, then I'll go.

5
00:00:13,635 --> 00:00:15,070
(laughs)

6
00:00:17,872 --> 00:00:19,608
What a nice kid, huh?

7
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Go do your homework.

8
00:00:24,146 --> 00:00:25,414
Hey, is Katie's new boyfriend
still here?

9
00:00:25,447 --> 00:00:27,682
No, he just left
so she could do her homework.

10
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What a doll.

11
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Oh, he is no doll.

12
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Guess what I just found out.

13
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Tyler is a pothead.

14
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What?

15
00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,128
Yeah. I saw Brenda Miller
at the gas station,

16
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and she told me
that she found a bag of weed

17
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in her son Evan's room.

18
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Oh, my God.

19
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I don't know
who any of those people are.

20
00:00:47,169 --> 00:00:50,772
Brenda Miller, the nose job mom.

21
00:00:50,805 --> 00:00:52,641
And her son Evan is the one
you call Chicken Legs.

22
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Oh. Yeah, yeah.

23
00:00:54,409 --> 00:00:57,779
Anyway, Tyler and Chicken Legs
are in a band together, right?

24
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And Chicken Legs told Nose Job
that the whole band smokes it.

25
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They practice in
Nose Job's basement.

26
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And they almost
got away with it,

27
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because Nose Job,
she can't smell anymore.

28
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Okay, look, all I'm saying is

29
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Katie has to break up
with Tyler.

30
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Pot is bad news.

31
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I know. You've
told me many times.

32
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Yeah, well,

33
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when I was growing up,

34
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my dad was a zero tolerance...

35
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BOTH:
"Just say no" hard-ass.

36
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Yeah, yeah.

37
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It was embarrassing,
but you know what?

38
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BOTH:
It worked.

39
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Don and I never
touched the stuff.

40
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BOTH:
And we were the better for it.

41
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Nobody likes that,
you know.

42
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But I'm not saying
I want Kate to do it,

43
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but pot's just not that
big a deal anymore.

44
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Yeah, that's
the problem, Andi.

45
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Because everybody's
stoned now.

46
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The jelly heads
in the burrito truck

47
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have not gotten my order right
in six years.

48
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And they don't care.

49
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They're too busy
puffing the magic dragon.

50
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Okay, honey, I-I get
that a badly made burrito

51
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is a real heartbreaker.

52
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(chuckles):
Yeah.

53
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But I say we just stay calm and
ask Kate if she's ever done it.

54
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Yes. Yes.

55
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And I think we both know
what's gonna happen if she has.

56
00:02:02,477 --> 00:02:03,478
(chuckling):
Ho-ho-ho-ho...

57
00:02:03,512 --> 00:02:05,280
Ho-ho-ho-ho...

58
00:02:05,314 --> 00:02:06,481
BOTH (chuckling):
Yeah.

59
00:02:06,515 --> 00:02:08,183
Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

60
00:02:08,217 --> 00:02:09,951
What, what,
what, what, what?

61
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Don't just barge in there
and ask her, okay?

62
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Let it organically come up.

63
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Come on, don't worry.

64
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I will be so sly,
she won't even know I'm asking.

65
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(laughs maniacally)

66
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Shh.

67
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Hi, sweetie.

68
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Hey, what's up?

69
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(sighs) Well, I been
pretty stressed.

70
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You got any
pot on you?

71
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What?

72
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Adam.

73
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That wasn't a no.

74
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*

75
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Don't you walk away from us,
young lady.

76
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Why are you asking
me about this?

77
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Because your boyfriend
smokes the devil's lettuce!

78
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What?

79
00:02:59,468 --> 00:03:00,769
Smokes pot.

80
00:03:00,802 --> 00:03:03,972
Your... your father
was born a long time ago.

81
00:03:04,005 --> 00:03:05,940
Well, I've never
seen Tyler do it.

82
00:03:05,974 --> 00:03:08,343
(scoffs)
And you've never done it?

83
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No! Look, I don't
have to do something

84
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just because my boyfriend does.

85
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You taught me that.

86
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Aw, I did!

87
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Aw.

88
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That makes me feel so good

89
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that you listened to me.
(chuckles)

90
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Will you stay focused?

91
00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:24,759
You have to break up with Tyler.

92
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You don't even
know him.

93
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I've known a hundred Tylers,
and they all end up

94
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in a food truck
screwing up my burrito.

95
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You can't stop me
from seeing him.

96
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Oh!

97
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I sure can.

98
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I will ground you.

99
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Tyler goes to my school.

100
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You gonna ground me
from school?

101
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Why you looking at her?

102
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You got nothing.

103
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When she traps me in an
argument like that, step in.

104
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Come on.

105
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Our daughter
is not a stoner.

106
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Yet. Yet.

107
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But if she keeps
hanging out with Tyler,

108
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it's just a matter of time

109
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before she's the mayor
of Doobieville.

110
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Okay, well, I trust her
to make good choices.

111
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(scoffs) Will you stop being
so trusting and supportive?

112
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That is no way to raise kids.

113
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You know what?
You're off the case.

114
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I'll handle this myself.

115
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you gonna do?

116
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I'm not telling you
because you are off the case.

117
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Huh? Well, I think you're not
telling me 'cause Kate's right.

118
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You got nothing.

119
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Hey, okay.

120
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Just 'cause I don't know
what I'm gonna do

121
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doesn't mean
I'm not gonna do it.

122
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Hey, get this.

123
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Katie's dating
Cheech and Chong.

124
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Two guys-- that's rough.

125
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No, no, it's just one guy,
and he's a pothead.

126
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My daughter's dating a pothead.

127
00:05:03,024 --> 00:05:04,359
So what are you gonna do?

128
00:05:04,393 --> 00:05:06,027
I'm not sure.
It's complicated.

129
00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,529
Andi's not on my side.

130
00:05:07,562 --> 00:05:10,064
She's a hippie
sympathizer.

131
00:05:10,098 --> 00:05:11,466
Maybe she's right.

132
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Just let it go,
see what happens.

133
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That's what I did
with my son Mikey.

134
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And now he's assistant manager
at a pumpkin patch.

135
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So he works
one month a year?

136
00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:24,879
Yeah, you should get on this.

137
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I think what I need to do is
confront the boyfriend, Tyler.

138
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Let him know whose daughter
he's messing with.

139
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I dated a girl in college
who was into that.

140
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Renee Birnbaum.

141
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She stole my heart.

142
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And my dad's Subaru.

143
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Oh, well.

144
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If it isn't my at-risk youth
and her enabling mother.

145
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It might interest
you both to know

146
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that I called Tyler, and he's
coming over here this afternoon

147
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for a little talk,
man to space cowboy.

148
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Oh, my God.
(scoffs)

149
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If I wasn't already
not speaking to you,

150
00:06:01,115 --> 00:06:03,151
I would totally start
not speaking to you now.

151
00:06:05,086 --> 00:06:06,655
You'll thank me one day

152
00:06:06,688 --> 00:06:08,857
when you're not running
a pumpkin patch!

153
00:06:11,159 --> 00:06:12,727
Adam, what are you doing?

154
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Walking in here,
hollering at your daughter?

155
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I mean, (scoffs) you're like
the dad from Footloose.

156
00:06:18,567 --> 00:06:20,134
Hey, hey, that guy
made some good points.

157
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I was the only one in
the theater rooting for him.

158
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I just think you're taking
this a little too far.

159
00:06:26,975 --> 00:06:29,177
Andi, we have two more kids
that are gonna be teenagers.

160
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If we lose Katie,
we will lose them.

161
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They'll be gone
in a literal puff of smoke.

162
00:06:37,218 --> 00:06:39,921
You know, I'm pretty sure
I told you that, um,

163
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I indulged to a small
degree in college.

164
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Yeah.

165
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You said you tried it,
didn't like it and moved on.

166
00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,829
Well, that's what I said

167
00:06:47,862 --> 00:06:50,832
because I know how you
feel about it, but, um...

168
00:06:50,865 --> 00:06:51,833
(mumbles):
I don't know.

169
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I kinda liked it.

170
00:06:54,035 --> 00:06:55,937
Oh, really?

171
00:06:55,970 --> 00:06:58,206
And how often did you
"kinda like it"?

172
00:06:58,239 --> 00:07:00,909
Oh, not that much.
Like, once a month.

173
00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:01,976
Yeah.

174
00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:03,978
And weekends.

175
00:07:05,514 --> 00:07:07,949
Oh, and I didn't have class
on Wednesday, so Wednesdays.

176
00:07:07,982 --> 00:07:10,184
And then Tuesday night
because I didn't have to

177
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wake up for the--
you know.

178
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Hair of the dog
Thursday morning.

179
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Yeah, I should've known.

180
00:07:17,892 --> 00:07:20,695
This totally explains why you're
not on my side with this thing.

181
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And why you're so good
at making taquitos.

182
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Look, obviously I don't
want Kate to do it,

183
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but it's not worse than staying
out all night or drinking beer

184
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or any of the other things
that we don't want her to do.

185
00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:38,980
Okay, look, I am clearly
not getting through to you.

186
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Maybe it's because your brain is
floating around in bong water.

187
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So you know what? I'm gonna let
the guy who got through to me

188
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get through to you: my dad,
Mr. Zero Tolerance himself.

189
00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:55,029
So, Katie's boyfriend
enjoys a little reefer.

190
00:07:55,063 --> 00:07:58,132
Yeah, yeah. And this one's
fine with the kids doing it.

191
00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,569
And drinking beer
and staying out all night.

192
00:08:00,602 --> 00:08:01,502
Oh, Andi.

193
00:08:01,536 --> 00:08:03,872
I never said that.
He's making stuff up.

194
00:08:03,905 --> 00:08:06,975
So, Dad, hit her with
the full "Just say no" speech.

195
00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,242
And take your time with it.

196
00:08:08,276 --> 00:08:11,880
I'm gonna enjoy a little snack
while you scare her straight.

197
00:08:11,913 --> 00:08:13,882
Hey, what happened
to the cookies?

198
00:08:13,915 --> 00:08:16,250
Well, my opinion of
marijuana has changed.

199
00:08:16,284 --> 00:08:19,053
In fact, I've started to
partake a bit myself.

200
00:08:20,188 --> 00:08:21,890
What?

201
00:08:21,923 --> 00:08:23,625
That's what happened
to the cookies.

202
00:08:26,094 --> 00:08:29,263
My buddy Jerry down at the
VFW has a prescription.

203
00:08:29,297 --> 00:08:30,965
It's dynamite
for my arthritis,

204
00:08:30,999 --> 00:08:33,334
and it's not bad for
everything else, too.

205
00:08:33,367 --> 00:08:36,137
Well, I can't believe
I'm hearing this.

206
00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:38,339
Wh-What happened
to zero tolerance?

207
00:08:38,372 --> 00:08:41,643
I'm in my golden years, son.
I want them to be groovy.

208
00:08:43,344 --> 00:08:47,315
This could not have turned out
any better for me.

209
00:08:47,348 --> 00:08:49,651
Mom, you're okay with this?

210
00:08:49,684 --> 00:08:52,120
I'm all for it.
He i groovier now.

211
00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,023
Last week,
he took me dancing.

212
00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,859
Ah. And then we came home
and we did some more dancing.

213
00:08:57,892 --> 00:08:58,893
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

214
00:08:59,961 --> 00:09:02,697
Yeah, that's probably gonna
creep into a dream.

215
00:09:02,731 --> 00:09:05,600
Well, don't worry
your little jelly head.

216
00:09:05,634 --> 00:09:08,069
I'm sure you'll forget
all about it tomorrow.

217
00:09:08,102 --> 00:09:10,705
Hey, look, you're my dad,
so I'm not gonna tell you

218
00:09:10,739 --> 00:09:13,742
how to live your life.
You smoke whatever you want.

219
00:09:13,775 --> 00:09:16,010
Okay, but my side of the family
is staying clean and sober.

220
00:09:16,044 --> 00:09:18,112
And to register my disapproval,

221
00:09:18,146 --> 00:09:21,049
I'm eating your last two
bear candies.

222
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,752
Andi... I'll be in the car

223
00:09:23,785 --> 00:09:26,020
when you're done with Bob Marley
and the Wailers over there.

224
00:09:26,054 --> 00:09:29,824
Okay, well, I
should get going.

225
00:09:29,858 --> 00:09:31,125
Keep on trucking, man.

226
00:09:31,159 --> 00:09:33,061
Yeah.

227
00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:36,064
Funny thing is nobody
smokes pot anymore.

228
00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,766
They eat it.

229
00:09:37,799 --> 00:09:40,669
In things like
little bear candies.

230
00:09:42,704 --> 00:09:45,006
Wait.

231
00:09:45,039 --> 00:09:46,741
Those bear candies?

232
00:09:46,775 --> 00:09:47,842
Uh-huh.

233
00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:49,310
I usually go with
half a bear,

234
00:09:49,343 --> 00:09:52,046
but if Adam wants to go
with two, that's cool.

235
00:10:03,424 --> 00:10:05,694
Well, he seems fine.

236
00:10:05,727 --> 00:10:07,095
But we have to tell him, right?

237
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,663
Don't do that.

238
00:10:08,697 --> 00:10:10,799
He's such a buzz kill.
I don't need the static.

239
00:10:10,832 --> 00:10:13,668
No, Andi,
I've read up on this,

240
00:10:13,702 --> 00:10:16,671
and there are some people
it just doesn't affect.

241
00:10:16,705 --> 00:10:19,708
Okay, well, when will we know
if it's affecting him?

242
00:10:19,741 --> 00:10:21,910
Guys!

243
00:10:23,211 --> 00:10:25,947
I just put all of
our chips and candy

244
00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:28,349
into the same bowl.

245
00:10:28,382 --> 00:10:30,685
Now. I think now
is when we know.

246
00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:33,287
I finally got
the ratio right.

247
00:10:33,321 --> 00:10:36,290
Turns out you need twice
as many chips as candy.

248
00:10:36,324 --> 00:10:38,693
Yeah. At first, I thought
it was the other way around,

249
00:10:38,727 --> 00:10:40,461
but-but it isn't.
No, I did the math.

250
00:10:40,494 --> 00:10:42,030
Oh.

251
00:10:42,063 --> 00:10:44,232
That's just our phone number
over and over again.

252
00:10:45,499 --> 00:10:47,468
(clears throat)

253
00:10:47,501 --> 00:10:49,838
Look, honey,
there's something that...

254
00:10:49,871 --> 00:10:51,873
Raisins! Raisins!

255
00:10:54,208 --> 00:10:56,377
I'm excited to see
what he does with the raisins.

256
00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:57,712
Yeah.

257
00:10:57,746 --> 00:11:00,181
Dad texted me. Where's Adam?

258
00:11:00,214 --> 00:11:01,883
Is he flying?

259
00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:04,452
Guys!

260
00:11:04,485 --> 00:11:08,957
Look, honey, it's my brother Don
and my Lowell.

261
00:11:10,124 --> 00:11:11,159
(grunts)

262
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,426
You're so tall.

263
00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:15,463
(laughs, sighs)

264
00:11:15,496 --> 00:11:16,564
You smell like vanilla.

265
00:11:16,597 --> 00:11:20,468
I've been kind of messing around
with some body spray.

266
00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:22,470
Hey. Hey.

267
00:11:22,503 --> 00:11:24,305
You know what
I was thinking?

268
00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:28,076
Why do cowboys
always try to ride bulls?

269
00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:30,779
The bulls don't like it.
They get so mad.

270
00:11:30,812 --> 00:11:33,447
Let me answer your question
with a question.

271
00:11:33,481 --> 00:11:34,548
ADAM:
Yeah.

272
00:11:34,582 --> 00:11:37,718
Why do they call them "cowboys"
if they ride bulls?

273
00:11:42,456 --> 00:11:43,858
(gasps)

274
00:11:43,892 --> 00:11:45,326
I'm gonna make Kool-Aid.

275
00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:50,164
I love watching
my two boys get along.

276
00:11:50,198 --> 00:11:51,766
I don't care
if it's drug-induced.

277
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,435
It warms my heart.

278
00:11:54,468 --> 00:11:55,804
(doorbell rings)

279
00:11:55,837 --> 00:11:57,271
Oh, God, who's that?

280
00:11:57,305 --> 00:12:00,208
If it's the cops, he didn't
get that stuff from me.

281
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:04,078
My goodness, life with you
has gotten so exciting.

282
00:12:04,112 --> 00:12:06,180
Okay, well, whoever it is,
I'll get rid of them.

283
00:12:06,214 --> 00:12:09,383
We can't have Adam
around people right now.

284
00:12:10,418 --> 00:12:12,386
Oh, no.

285
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:15,256
Hey, Mrs. Burns. Your husband
said he wanted to talk to me.

286
00:12:15,289 --> 00:12:16,757
We don't have any Kool-- Tyler!

287
00:12:17,591 --> 00:12:18,559
Okay, come on.

288
00:12:18,592 --> 00:12:19,460
Let's go out
to the garage.

289
00:12:19,493 --> 00:12:22,230
You and me need to
have a little talk.

290
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:25,299
Ooh, did you make that?
That looks good.

291
00:12:27,568 --> 00:12:29,838
Should I go out there
and stop this?

292
00:12:29,871 --> 00:12:31,305
I think you should go out there
and record this.

293
00:12:31,339 --> 00:12:33,808
I can't let him

294
00:12:33,842 --> 00:12:35,910
talk to Tyler in that state?

295
00:12:35,944 --> 00:12:38,813
Why not? It's just
two stoned guys talking.

296
00:12:38,847 --> 00:12:41,049
Voice of experience:
much will be said,

297
00:12:41,082 --> 00:12:44,152
little will be remembered,
and nothing will be done.

298
00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:55,163
Here's the thing, Tyler.

299
00:12:55,196 --> 00:12:57,165
I can always tell
when someone's high.

300
00:12:58,466 --> 00:13:00,501
Their eyes are red,
they repeat themselves,

301
00:13:00,534 --> 00:13:03,571
they have red eyes, and they are
constantly repeating themselves.

302
00:13:03,604 --> 00:13:06,875
I feel like you're trying
to ask me if I smoke pot.

303
00:13:06,908 --> 00:13:09,844
Oh, we'll get to that.

304
00:13:09,878 --> 00:13:12,180
But first,
would you like a Frito

305
00:13:12,213 --> 00:13:14,883
with an M&M and a raisin
tucked right in the curly part?

306
00:13:17,251 --> 00:13:19,053
No, thank you.

307
00:13:19,087 --> 00:13:21,389
Look, Mr. Burns,
I-I really like Kate.

308
00:13:21,422 --> 00:13:22,523
Me, too.

309
00:13:22,556 --> 00:13:24,525
And I want to be
honest with you.

310
00:13:24,558 --> 00:13:26,895
Great.

311
00:13:26,928 --> 00:13:27,929
I did smoke pot.

312
00:13:27,962 --> 00:13:30,564
I knew it.

313
00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:33,267
You know, one of your ears
is slightly bigger

314
00:13:33,301 --> 00:13:37,071
than the other one,
and it is freaking me out.

315
00:13:37,105 --> 00:13:39,941
Anyways, look, I'm in this band,

316
00:13:39,974 --> 00:13:41,910
and everyone else
was smoking pot.

317
00:13:41,943 --> 00:13:43,277
(gasps)

318
00:13:43,311 --> 00:13:44,645
But I work weekends
at a burger place,

319
00:13:44,678 --> 00:13:46,647
and I kept getting
people's orders wrong.

320
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,050
I-I couldn't live
like that, so...

321
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,584
I don't do it anymore.

322
00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:53,254
Wait a minute.

323
00:13:53,287 --> 00:13:55,056
Are you saying you quit weed

324
00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:57,091
because you wanted
to get people's orders right?

325
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,559
Yeah.

326
00:14:03,597 --> 00:14:05,666
I'm so proud of you.

327
00:14:05,699 --> 00:14:06,667
Give me a hug.

328
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,102
Mr. Burns...

329
00:14:08,136 --> 00:14:09,470
Hug me, Tyler.

330
00:14:09,503 --> 00:14:11,205
Yes, sir.

331
00:14:11,239 --> 00:14:13,942
Attaboy.

332
00:14:13,975 --> 00:14:14,976
Good.

333
00:14:17,011 --> 00:14:18,646
Are you always this friendly?

334
00:14:21,215 --> 00:14:23,284
No.

335
00:14:23,317 --> 00:14:25,619
Oh, here he comes.

336
00:14:27,621 --> 00:14:29,657
Guys, guys.

337
00:14:30,524 --> 00:14:32,360
I don't feel right.

338
00:14:34,328 --> 00:14:38,632
I-I think somebody put something
in my candy raisin chips bowl.

339
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:41,635
(imitating slow-motion):
Calm down.

340
00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:47,275
(imitating slow-motion):
Everything is fine.

341
00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,982
Are you guys hearing this?

342
00:14:56,017 --> 00:15:00,221
(imitating slow-motion):
Hearing what?

343
00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:02,190
Andi! Andi!

344
00:15:02,223 --> 00:15:03,724
Okay, okay, okay.

345
00:15:03,757 --> 00:15:05,659
You guys have had your fun.

346
00:15:07,095 --> 00:15:10,098
Look, honey, there's something
you need to know.

347
00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:11,065
Well, can you tell me?

348
00:15:11,099 --> 00:15:13,434
Because if they do it,
it'll take forever.

349
00:15:15,503 --> 00:15:16,971
They are not gonna do it,

350
00:15:17,005 --> 00:15:18,472
because they have to
go home now.

351
00:15:18,506 --> 00:15:20,641
Yeah, let's get out of here
before she tells him he's high.

352
00:15:20,674 --> 00:15:21,675
Yeah.

353
00:15:23,677 --> 00:15:25,279
I'm high?

354
00:15:25,313 --> 00:15:27,481
Whoops.

355
00:15:27,515 --> 00:15:30,151
(imitating slow-motion):
See ya.

356
00:15:30,184 --> 00:15:32,987
Wait! Hold on!
Hold on a second!

357
00:15:35,623 --> 00:15:37,358
So this is high?

358
00:15:42,063 --> 00:15:43,697
(giggles)

359
00:15:47,135 --> 00:15:48,669
Well, hi, high.

360
00:15:50,538 --> 00:15:51,639
I'm funny high.

361
00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:52,773
Yeah.

362
00:15:52,806 --> 00:15:54,575
All this time,
and I never knew.

363
00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:57,045
W-Wait.

364
00:15:57,078 --> 00:15:58,679
Did you guys know
and not tell me?

365
00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:01,549
Well, you could've told me.
I love secrets.

366
00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:07,521
I was gonna tell you, but it
was, it was peer pressure. Yeah.

367
00:16:07,555 --> 00:16:09,757
Fell in with a bad crowd.

368
00:16:11,592 --> 00:16:13,561
Well, what about you guys?

369
00:16:13,594 --> 00:16:16,730
I really liked
what you did with the raisins.

370
00:16:18,732 --> 00:16:20,301
Wait, wait.

371
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:23,071
How did this even happen?

372
00:16:23,104 --> 00:16:27,075
Let's just say that's what
you get for taking my candy.

373
00:16:27,108 --> 00:16:29,777
The bears!

374
00:16:31,479 --> 00:16:35,216
I am so angry!

375
00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:36,617
Wait, that-that
didn't come out right.

376
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,619
I'm so angry.

377
00:16:38,652 --> 00:16:40,554
ANDI: Okay, honey, I think
maybe the best thing

378
00:16:40,588 --> 00:16:43,057
is for you to go upstairs
and sleep it off.

379
00:16:43,091 --> 00:16:45,259
(gasps) A nap! Oh.

380
00:16:46,427 --> 00:16:48,096
I love naps.

381
00:16:48,129 --> 00:16:49,763
(gasps)

382
00:16:49,797 --> 00:16:54,135
If this is reality,
I can't wait to see my dreams.

383
00:17:05,746 --> 00:17:06,847
Hey.

384
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,349
Oh, you're up.

385
00:17:08,382 --> 00:17:09,717
How you feeling?

386
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,319
Great. I have not had

387
00:17:11,352 --> 00:17:14,355
a good night's sleep
like that in forever.

388
00:17:14,388 --> 00:17:16,824
Honey, it's only 8:00 at night.

389
00:17:16,857 --> 00:17:20,194
That's gonna be a problem.

390
00:17:20,228 --> 00:17:21,829
So how much do you remember
about what happened today?

391
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:24,098
Because you were spectacular.

392
00:17:24,132 --> 00:17:24,932
(chuckles)

393
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:26,734
Uh, well, I learned
a few things.

394
00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:27,735
One,

395
00:17:27,768 --> 00:17:29,103
Tyler's a good kid.

396
00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:29,837
Two,

397
00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:31,672
weed is awesome.

398
00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:32,873
Three,

399
00:17:32,906 --> 00:17:34,442
it's not for me.

400
00:17:34,475 --> 00:17:37,145
No. I can't handle
being that groovy.

401
00:17:37,178 --> 00:17:39,113
I wrote a song on
our bedroom wall

402
00:17:39,147 --> 00:17:41,415
with your makeup pencil.

403
00:17:41,449 --> 00:17:43,751
You wrote a song?
(chuckles): Yeah.

404
00:17:43,784 --> 00:17:46,354
This I got to see.

405
00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:47,588
I'm gonna miss stoned Adam.

406
00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:52,826
Oh, Katie.

407
00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,528
Uh, I'm glad you're here.

408
00:17:54,562 --> 00:17:56,864
Uh, unless you're still
not ready to talk to me.

409
00:17:56,897 --> 00:18:00,401
Did you hug my boyfriend?

410
00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:02,203
Sounds like
you're not ready yet.

411
00:18:02,236 --> 00:18:03,504
Let's give it some time.

412
00:18:05,239 --> 00:18:07,308
Look...

413
00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:10,344
coming down on you
about him was a mistake.

414
00:18:10,378 --> 00:18:12,146
Really?

415
00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:13,447
Yeah.

416
00:18:13,481 --> 00:18:14,482
Sit down.

417
00:18:19,387 --> 00:18:22,490
Katie, I should've trusted you
that Tyler is a good kid.

418
00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:24,192
It's just,

419
00:18:24,225 --> 00:18:25,793
this is all new for me.

420
00:18:25,826 --> 00:18:28,296
You know, you're dating now,
and it's scary.

421
00:18:28,329 --> 00:18:30,664
So I overreact sometimes.

422
00:18:30,698 --> 00:18:32,200
Most times.

423
00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:33,834
A fair amount of times.

424
00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,869
A lot.
It's not about the numbers.

425
00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:40,341
Anyway...

426
00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:44,178
I am fine with you seeing Tyler.

427
00:18:46,214 --> 00:18:47,181
Thanks, Dad.

428
00:18:47,215 --> 00:18:48,449
Mm.

429
00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:52,820
And... if you ever want to hug
somebody, you can always hug me.

430
00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:55,889
I will take that every time.

431
00:18:55,923 --> 00:18:57,491
How about now?

432
00:18:57,525 --> 00:18:58,526
(laughs)

433
00:19:08,436 --> 00:19:10,304
Hey, Dad. How's it going?

434
00:19:10,338 --> 00:19:11,339
Good and getting better.

435
00:19:11,372 --> 00:19:14,542
Looking for that snack bowl
you put together.

436
00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:18,979
(chuckles):
Uh, okay.

437
00:19:19,012 --> 00:19:22,783
You know how we say
never take candy from strangers?

438
00:19:22,816 --> 00:19:24,852
Let's put Grandpa on that list.

439
00:19:24,885 --> 00:19:26,854
No... mm-mm.

440
00:19:26,887 --> 00:19:28,889
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