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Oh, hey, I'll take the kids
to school.

2
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I want to talk
to the principal, again,

3
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about letting Kate play
on the boys' soccer team.

4
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Why are you making yourself
crazy with this?

5
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Even if the school agrees,

6
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you know the boys
are gonna be jerks about it.

7
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Remember that Disney movie

8
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where they put the donkey
on the football team

9
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to kick the field goals?

10
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He did not fit in.

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Yeah, I remember that movie.

12
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They went all the way to
the Super Bowl with that donkey.

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Okay, kiddos, finish up.

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We're out the door
in two minutes.

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Hey, Adam. We met a guy at
breakfast who wants to apply to

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be foreman of the mini-mall job.
Oh, is he any good?

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Been running a
table saw 25 years

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and is only missing
one finger.

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Put him on top of the pile.

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I can't wait until
there's a new guy at work.

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I've gotten enough guff.

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It's time for me
to dish some out.

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And believe you me,
I've got guff to give.

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You keep using
words like "guff,"

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I doubt your life
is gonna change much.

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Hey, uh, just out of curiosity,
why does it have to be a guy?

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What do you mean?

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Well, all the applicants
are men.

29
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Well, the job is foreman.

30
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It's for a man.

31
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No, that's not why.

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Okay, look, my crew

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are big, tough guys,

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so I need an even bigger,
tougher guy

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to boss them around.

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Plus, we have Porta-Potties.
Those things don't flush.

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It's no place for a lady.

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You are the father
of two daughters.

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Would you want Emme and Kate
being denied opportunities?

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At a construction site? Yes.

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Look, I do what I do

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so they can have
the kind of namby-pamby jobs

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where your boss has a ponytail
and you can call in sad.

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So, women can only do
namby-pamby jobs?

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No, no, I just...

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Why is everyone so quiet?

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'Cause you're about
to get it, Dad.

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No, no, no, no, no.

49
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We are having a friendly
talk that I am gonna win.

50
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Okay?

51
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But just in case I don't,
go wait in the car.

52
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I bet Mom says a bad word.

53
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Oh, I bet she says
all of them.

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How many bad words are there?

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Four big ones and there's,
like, 12 words for butt.

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Okay, look, I'm-I'm not saying
women are worse than men.

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I'm just saying
they're different.

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Why did we even go see
Wonder Woman?

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What? It's true.

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Why can't we say it?

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Because there are
other people in the room.

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Look, men are better
at some things

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and women are better at others.

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You know, I have to say...
(clucks tongue)

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you're kind of being a sexist.

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Okay, well, you
don't have to say it.

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Look, I am not a
sexist. All right?

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I'm just saying what everyone
else is thinking. Right, guys?

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Uh, I completely agree with you,

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as soon as she leaves.

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I would hire a woman because,
again, I am not a sexist.

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But no women want this job.

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Uh-huh. A-And where did you
advertise for this job?

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I told these guys.

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You know there
are websites

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with qualified people
looking for jobs.

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Maybe you should
look there.

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Fine. I will.

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And I bet there'll be
some women on there.

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I'll bet there will.

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And you should find one.
I will.

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And interview her.
Fine.

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Fine.

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I've never seen anyone
lose that slowly before.

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Okay, Leonard, thanks
for stopping by.

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Oh, here, take this with you.
No need to waste it.

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(chuckles)

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He totally failed my "what's
your favorite lunch" question.

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Caesar salad? (scoffs)
He's not one of us.

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We've interviewed
seven guys today

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and none of them
are any good.
Yeah, well,

92
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all right, we're almost done.
We just got one more.

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A lady.
Really?

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You actually did that?

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Yeah, because I am not a sexist.

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So, we're gonna
interview this girl,

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who's never gonna get the job,
and then grab some lunch.

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(knock at door)
All right, that's
her, so remember,

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she's just a person trying to
get a job, so act professional.

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Goes without saying.

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Come on in.

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Hey.

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I'm Zara.

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Hey, mama.

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*

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So, Zara, uh,

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what do you like
about construction?

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What's there not to like?

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I get to smash stuff,
get to drive big machines,

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and when you're finished,

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there's something there
that wasn't there before.

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Good answer.
Mm, yeah.

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The last guy said he liked
how easy it was to quit.

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I see you went to college.

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In this job,
we build colleges.

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We don't go to them.

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If you look at the next line,
you'll see that I got a degree

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in construction management.

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Oh, a big fancy
college girl.

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I'm sorry. I can't
give you guff.

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You seem lovely.

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Zara, the issue
I'm having here

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is you don't have a ton
of on-site experience.

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Yeah, it's hard for a woman
to get a job on a work site.

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Guys just hire other guys.

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What?
What?
What?

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Look, I have enough
experience to know

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that you'd already
have your roof up

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if your guys weren't shooting
dice behind that forklift.

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Don, you said you were
gonna handle that.

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I did. They cut
us in for 20%.

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That's how we got
the fancy coffee maker.

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I'll take care of this.

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ZARA: Hey! Get
back to work!

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Every minute you're on your
ass, I'm docking your pay!

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Oh, they're moving now.

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Look, Big Ernie just ran
into a hole.

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Oh, it's okay. Little
Ernie is helping him out.

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Ah. Now they're both
in the hole.

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Nice guys.

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Very impressive.

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I haven't seen Big
Ernie run that fast

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since his ex-wife
came down here.

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You know, I-I think
she's hired.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.
I have one last question.

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If you were ordering lunch
today, what would you get?

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Oh, answer's
always chili.

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Yeah, she's hired.

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This is amazing.

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Thank you so much
for the opportunity.

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You won't regret it.
I will work my tail off for you.

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Hey, you earned it.

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I'm sorry. Before you go...

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You look so familiar.

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Have we met?

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(laughs)
Nice try, gramps.

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No, I-I really think I know her.

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It's because she's attractive.

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It happens to me all the time.

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People see this
and they think they know me.

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Although, often, they just
think I'm Rachel Maddow.

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This is so great.

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Not only is Zara perfect
for the job,

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but when Andi sees
that I hired a woman,

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she's gonna feel bad
for calling me a sexist.

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Then you know
what I'm gonna see?

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Regret face.

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00:07:02,511 --> 00:07:05,714
Ah, regret face, the rarest of
all the wife faces.

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I saw a touch of that
on my wedding day.

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Hey, honey.

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Welcome home.

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Wow, you seem chipper.

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Ah, just a great day
to be alive.

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I was very productive,
met a lot of guys,

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hired a new foreman.

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Oh, yeah? Did you go
with Mr. Nine Fingers?

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No, no.

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No, not him.
Went with someone else.

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This one's got body parts
the other guys wish they had.

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Okay, so, get this.

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I just got off the phone
with Kate's principal

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and he said the administration
would discuss

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putting Kate on the team.

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They don't mean that.

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That's the same trick
I use on you.

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Sexism.

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It is the scourge
of our country,

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but what are you gonna do?

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(doorbell rings)

190
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Oh, that's probably
the new foreman coming by

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to get the start paperwork.

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I'll get it.

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I'm very excited
to get it.

194
00:08:04,338 --> 00:08:06,775
Andi, meet the new guy.

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00:08:06,808 --> 00:08:08,076
It's a lady.

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Hey. I'm Zara.

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00:08:14,916 --> 00:08:16,217
Zara, this is my wife, Andi.

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00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:17,619
Hey.

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That stunned look
on her face is, uh,

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it's 'cause
she's not used

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00:08:20,889 --> 00:08:22,591
to seeing women in construction.

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00:08:22,624 --> 00:08:24,959
She's kind of old-fashioned.
(laughs)

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00:08:26,294 --> 00:08:28,129
Here's your, uh,
here's your paperwork.

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Great, thanks.
Yeah.

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00:08:30,198 --> 00:08:32,300
Oh, was there a reason why you
didn't just e-mail this to me?

206
00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:33,968
Yes, yes, there was.
I'll see you tomorrow.

207
00:08:38,272 --> 00:08:43,612
Wait a second, you actually
hired a woman as your foreman?

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Uh-huh. Yeah.

209
00:08:45,847 --> 00:08:48,983
Perhaps now you'd like to
take back calling me a sexist?

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00:08:49,017 --> 00:08:50,251
I mean, that word
starts off great,

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but then goes
downhill real fast.

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You know what...

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00:08:55,189 --> 00:08:57,291
maybe I misjudged you.

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There it is.

215
00:09:02,396 --> 00:09:05,066
The regret face. Oh.

216
00:09:05,099 --> 00:09:07,168
It's just,
it's so beautiful.

217
00:09:07,201 --> 00:09:08,336
I almost can't look
straight at it.

218
00:09:08,369 --> 00:09:09,604
It's like an eclipse.

219
00:09:11,105 --> 00:09:12,273
(laughs)
No, I'm serious.

220
00:09:12,306 --> 00:09:14,175
I'm so proud of you.

221
00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:15,744
Yeah?
Yeah, I mean, you were

222
00:09:15,777 --> 00:09:17,078
a dusty old seed

223
00:09:17,111 --> 00:09:19,981
and now you're-you're
just, you're blossoming

224
00:09:20,014 --> 00:09:21,983
into a beautiful
flower husband.

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00:09:24,052 --> 00:09:26,120
I really am.
Yeah, I'm, uh,

226
00:09:26,154 --> 00:09:27,922
I'm-I'm changing
people's lives.

227
00:09:27,956 --> 00:09:29,991
I think they're gonna
put me on a stamp.
(laughs)

228
00:09:31,993 --> 00:09:35,029
Hey. I was waiting in my car
for Zara to leave.

229
00:09:35,063 --> 00:09:37,065
I figured out
how I know her.

230
00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:40,101
What?
She was a dancer
at the Tassel Castle.

231
00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:44,338
What? I thought that
place closed down.

232
00:09:47,776 --> 00:09:49,077
(clears throat)

233
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:52,013
I mean, what's
the Tassel Castle?

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00:09:52,046 --> 00:09:54,749
It's the-the strip club
down at the airport.

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00:09:54,783 --> 00:09:57,752
Oh, Don.

236
00:09:57,786 --> 00:10:01,089
And a little bit Adam.

237
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:04,058
I think our new foreman may have
left something off her résumé.

238
00:10:04,092 --> 00:10:05,760
Wha...

239
00:10:05,794 --> 00:10:08,763
is he saying that you hired
an exotic dancer?

240
00:10:08,797 --> 00:10:11,265
Apparently.

241
00:10:11,299 --> 00:10:14,836
Although, I don't know why
he's saying it in front of you.

242
00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:18,239
Oh, Adam.

243
00:10:18,272 --> 00:10:20,875
And now only Adam.

244
00:10:20,909 --> 00:10:23,244
No, no, no, no.

245
00:10:23,277 --> 00:10:24,679
You-you were proud of me.

246
00:10:24,713 --> 00:10:25,680
I was blossoming.

247
00:10:25,714 --> 00:10:27,115
I was...

248
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,017
I was gonna be on a stamp.

249
00:10:30,852 --> 00:10:32,120
Ugh.

250
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,022
I guess this isn't the first
time an airport stripper

251
00:10:34,055 --> 00:10:35,757
ruined a husband's day.

252
00:10:44,465 --> 00:10:46,000
Hey, don't be mad
at me, be mad at Don--

253
00:10:46,034 --> 00:10:47,135
he went to
the strip club.

254
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,870
Bad Don.

255
00:10:48,903 --> 00:10:50,304
I didn't go
for the girls,

256
00:10:50,338 --> 00:10:52,006
Marcy and I used to go
for the hot wings.

257
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,242
You get in free
if you bring your wife.

258
00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:57,045
That's a real peek
behind the curtain.

259
00:10:57,078 --> 00:10:58,780
No, no, no, you can't go
behind the curtain.

260
00:10:58,813 --> 00:11:00,281
They're very serious
about that.

261
00:11:01,215 --> 00:11:02,817
And I'm sure it was Zara.

262
00:11:02,851 --> 00:11:04,819
She was going by the name
Amber Breeze.

263
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:10,792
I am just not comfortable
with you working ten hours a day

264
00:11:10,825 --> 00:11:13,194
with somebody who used to dance
for schlumpy perverts.

265
00:11:13,227 --> 00:11:15,329
Hey. Don't call
my wife schlumpy.

266
00:11:15,363 --> 00:11:16,765
Geez.

267
00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:21,135
Uh... okay,

268
00:11:21,169 --> 00:11:22,070
so, you want me
to fire her

269
00:11:22,103 --> 00:11:23,805
because she used to
dance for a living?

270
00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:25,073
That sounds sexist.

271
00:11:25,106 --> 00:11:26,875
You're the sexist!

272
00:11:26,908 --> 00:11:28,076
That is not what I meant.
Okay, yeah,

273
00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:29,377
I know what you meant.

274
00:11:29,410 --> 00:11:31,112
And frankly,
it saddens me.

275
00:11:32,847 --> 00:11:34,515
Okay, how could you, the
mother of two daughters,

276
00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:36,184
be so judgmental?

277
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,052
That's women keeping women
down, that's what that is.

278
00:11:38,086 --> 00:11:40,889
I am not a sexist.

279
00:11:40,922 --> 00:11:44,158
I just... I'm suspicious
of strippers.

280
00:11:45,493 --> 00:11:47,195
So she's a stripperist.

281
00:11:50,098 --> 00:11:51,399
Look, I believe

282
00:11:51,432 --> 00:11:54,803
that any woman should be able
to have any job. Right?

283
00:11:54,836 --> 00:11:56,838
Unless she's a stripper
and it's with my husband.

284
00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:58,139
I mean, come on,

285
00:11:58,172 --> 00:11:59,774
you're out there
building things

286
00:11:59,808 --> 00:12:01,142
and getting all sweaty.

287
00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:03,812
I mean, you're so sexy
when you're sweaty.

288
00:12:03,845 --> 00:12:05,313
I am?

289
00:12:06,915 --> 00:12:09,217
Oh. I've been
taking showers

290
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,085
all these years
like an idiot.

291
00:12:14,188 --> 00:12:15,824
She has to go.
All right?

292
00:12:15,857 --> 00:12:17,125
There is not a wife
in America

293
00:12:17,158 --> 00:12:18,993
who would disagree with me.
Okay, wait, hang on,

294
00:12:19,027 --> 00:12:20,528
hang on, we're getting
all bent out of shape

295
00:12:20,561 --> 00:12:23,297
about something Don says he
remembers seeing years ago.

296
00:12:23,331 --> 00:12:25,834
I mean, Amber Breeze?

297
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:28,036
I'm pretty sure that's the
name of the air freshener

298
00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:29,370
in the Porta-Potties.

299
00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:32,874
Look, look.

300
00:12:32,907 --> 00:12:34,375
Before we do anything,

301
00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:37,211
we have to find out
if it's even true.

302
00:12:37,245 --> 00:12:39,013
Okay, well,
you said you were sure.

303
00:12:39,047 --> 00:12:40,248
How confident are you?

304
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:43,184
Very.

305
00:12:43,217 --> 00:12:45,119
Like 50-50.

306
00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:49,991
Hey, did you hear
anything from school

307
00:12:50,024 --> 00:12:51,492
about me playing on
the boys' soccer team?

308
00:12:51,525 --> 00:12:53,227
Oh, not yet.

309
00:12:53,261 --> 00:12:55,096
Are you sure you really
want to do this?

310
00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:56,965
I mean, I've been telling
you since you were two:

311
00:12:56,998 --> 00:12:59,433
stay away from boys,
they are gross.

312
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,435
I just want to be
on the best team.

313
00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:03,905
Okay, okay,

314
00:13:03,938 --> 00:13:05,239
but those boys
only want one thing

315
00:13:05,273 --> 00:13:08,142
and it's not for you
to play the goalie.

316
00:13:11,145 --> 00:13:13,214
Honey, she's growing up.

317
00:13:13,247 --> 00:13:15,249
She's gonna be blocking
a lot of balls.
Don't...

318
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,490
Don't do that.

319
00:13:22,523 --> 00:13:25,126
That's my baby.

320
00:13:25,159 --> 00:13:27,228
All right, look, Zara's
gonna be here any minute

321
00:13:27,261 --> 00:13:28,529
to go over these
blueprints with me

322
00:13:28,562 --> 00:13:30,264
and then we'll just ask her
if she was a dancer.

323
00:13:30,298 --> 00:13:32,300
Well, no, we can't
just ask her.

324
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,368
I mean, if we're wrong, we're
just gonna look like jerks.

325
00:13:34,402 --> 00:13:35,904
Okay, uh, oh.
Well, how about

326
00:13:35,937 --> 00:13:37,171
if I drop a dollar
bill on the floor

327
00:13:37,205 --> 00:13:38,472
and we see how
she picks it up?

328
00:13:38,506 --> 00:13:40,174
Huh?

329
00:13:43,211 --> 00:13:45,246
I mean, if she, like,
if she, like,

330
00:13:45,279 --> 00:13:48,216
crawls across the floor
to get it, case closed.

331
00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:51,052
Or we could try
literally anything else.

332
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,322
Fine, we'll do it
the slow way.

333
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:57,158
Okay, and if it turns out
to be true, she's out.

334
00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:58,292
(knocking at door)

335
00:13:58,326 --> 00:13:59,928
I'll get the door.

336
00:14:02,263 --> 00:14:04,498
Hey, come on in.
Hey.

337
00:14:04,532 --> 00:14:07,135
I stopped by the job site
to get the guys started

338
00:14:07,168 --> 00:14:10,471
and I noticed that the whole
crew wasn't wearing shirts.

339
00:14:10,504 --> 00:14:11,539
Is that normal?

340
00:14:11,572 --> 00:14:13,007
No, they're just not used

341
00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,275
to having a girl around.

342
00:14:14,308 --> 00:14:15,643
They're trying to impress you.

343
00:14:15,676 --> 00:14:18,279
Well, I was impressed by
the amount of back hair.

344
00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:22,316
Hey, uh, you know,
speaking of not wearing shirts,

345
00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:25,253
Andi, do you think it's weird
to not wear a shirt at your job?

346
00:14:25,286 --> 00:14:28,089
Well, yeah, I mean, I've
always worn shirts at my job.

347
00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:29,991
You know.

348
00:14:30,024 --> 00:14:32,360
But I bet there are
some jobs out there

349
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,095
where-where you
don't have to.

350
00:14:34,128 --> 00:14:35,263
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

351
00:14:35,296 --> 00:14:36,430
Like a lifeguard.
Mmm.

352
00:14:36,464 --> 00:14:39,033
Or a TV show
lifeguard.
Right.

353
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:41,169
Uh...

354
00:14:41,202 --> 00:14:42,670
Zara, can you think of any more?

355
00:14:42,703 --> 00:14:45,273
Lion tamer.

356
00:14:45,306 --> 00:14:49,643
True. True, true, true, true,
yeah, very true, yeah.
Hmm, yeah.

357
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,152
(quietly):
No.

358
00:15:01,455 --> 00:15:04,125
Uh, you know, I know
it's kind of early,

359
00:15:04,158 --> 00:15:05,426
but, boy, I would like a beer.

360
00:15:05,459 --> 00:15:07,128
Andi, what's the name
of that beer you like?

361
00:15:07,161 --> 00:15:08,329
Amber something?

362
00:15:08,362 --> 00:15:11,099
I don't know,
I'll drink anything.

363
00:15:11,132 --> 00:15:12,967
Andi...

364
00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:15,036
The beer Don
was talking about.

365
00:15:15,069 --> 00:15:16,370
(mouths)
Oh!

366
00:15:16,404 --> 00:15:19,107
Oh, set me up again.
(scoffs)

367
00:15:19,140 --> 00:15:20,441
You know, I had--
all right,

368
00:15:20,474 --> 00:15:22,410
I've had enough of this, okay?
Hey, Zara,

369
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:23,577
you know, uh, we heard

370
00:15:23,611 --> 00:15:26,147
that... you might have been

371
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,682
a dancer at the Tassel Castle.

372
00:15:28,716 --> 00:15:31,419
Yes, I was a stripper.

373
00:15:33,421 --> 00:15:35,423
Well, there it is.

374
00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:39,260
Okay, uh, Zara...
ZARA: Wait.

375
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,129
Is this gonna be a problem?

376
00:15:41,162 --> 00:15:43,064
Because I really don't want
to lose this job.

377
00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:45,366
You guys are the only ones
that gave me a chance.

378
00:15:57,511 --> 00:15:59,280
Andi?

379
00:15:59,313 --> 00:16:01,149
What, it's-it's none of my
business who you hire.

380
00:16:01,182 --> 00:16:03,017
I don't like
to get involved.

381
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,088
Look, it's...

382
00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:09,690
it's not like the Tassel Castle
was my dream job.

383
00:16:09,723 --> 00:16:10,591
My parents didn't
approve of me

384
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:13,561
doing construction
because I was a woman.

385
00:16:13,594 --> 00:16:14,595
They wouldn't pay
for my school,

386
00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:17,531
so I had to find a job
where I could work nights,

387
00:16:17,565 --> 00:16:20,668
go to school during the day and
make enough money to pay for it.

388
00:16:20,701 --> 00:16:22,303
I did what I had to do.

389
00:16:22,336 --> 00:16:25,073
And I know some people
might judge me.

390
00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:29,077
But I don't care.

391
00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,544
I'm proud of myself.

392
00:16:30,578 --> 00:16:31,345
I wasn't gonna
let anybody

393
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:34,082
tell me how
I could live my life.

394
00:16:34,115 --> 00:16:35,449
Wow, that...

395
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:37,418
that is so inspiring.

396
00:16:38,586 --> 00:16:40,454
I can't believe
you even thought

397
00:16:40,488 --> 00:16:42,123
about firing
her over this!

398
00:16:46,327 --> 00:16:47,661
Man...

399
00:16:47,695 --> 00:16:49,697
Zara's been through some stuff.

400
00:16:49,730 --> 00:16:52,400
Yeah, her parents, huh?
Yeah, what were they thinking?

401
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,435
I don't know, but... (scoffs)
that was quite a story.

402
00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:55,136
I know.

403
00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:58,072
Well, every dancer has a story.

404
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:05,679
How do you know?

405
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:08,716
Don told me.
Uh-huh.

406
00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:12,520
(Kate sighs heavily)

407
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,189
I just got an e-mail
from the principal.

408
00:17:15,223 --> 00:17:16,324
They decided that
I'm not allowed

409
00:17:16,357 --> 00:17:17,525
to play on the boys' team.

410
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,360
Oh, honey,
I'm so sorry.

411
00:17:19,393 --> 00:17:21,829
I just, I don't understand
why it's such a big deal.

412
00:17:21,862 --> 00:17:24,532
I don't like people telling me
how to live my life.

413
00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:28,502
You know what?
Neither do I.

414
00:17:28,536 --> 00:17:30,604
You want to play on the
boys' soccer team, we're
gonna make it happen.

415
00:17:30,638 --> 00:17:32,373
Go upstairs, get your
brother and sister--

416
00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:33,807
we're all gonna take you
to school today, okay?

417
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,311
What's gotten into you?

418
00:17:37,345 --> 00:17:40,214
You heard Zara's story--
her parents didn't support her,

419
00:17:40,248 --> 00:17:43,417
she ended up spinning
her tassels down at the airport.

420
00:17:45,353 --> 00:17:48,622
Andi, what is our number one job
as parents?

421
00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:50,458
To... give our kids...

422
00:17:50,491 --> 00:17:52,360
love and security?
Nah.

423
00:17:52,393 --> 00:17:53,427
That's number two
and number three.

424
00:17:53,461 --> 00:17:55,596
Number one is to keep our
daughter off the pole.

425
00:17:57,898 --> 00:17:59,900
Okay?

426
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:04,372
So I am gonna make damn
sure that I support Katie.

427
00:18:04,405 --> 00:18:07,475
Ooh. You're getting
all sweaty.

428
00:18:08,776 --> 00:18:10,744
I like it.
Oh.

429
00:18:10,778 --> 00:18:13,581
Really? Okay, all right, well,
keep that on a low simmer,

430
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,616
and we'll meet back here
for lunch, okay?
Okay.

431
00:18:15,649 --> 00:18:17,651
All right. Uh, how-- how
sweaty do you want me?

432
00:18:17,685 --> 00:18:21,355
Like a... like a farmer,
or late for a plane?

433
00:18:21,389 --> 00:18:24,158
Like a farmer
who's late for a plane.

434
00:18:25,526 --> 00:18:29,563
Wow. Never a dull moment
with you. Ha-ha!

435
00:18:29,597 --> 00:18:31,499
*

436
00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:35,569
Okay, my wife has something
to say, so I am gonna stand here

437
00:18:35,603 --> 00:18:37,205
and make sure you listen to her.

438
00:18:37,238 --> 00:18:38,339
Huh?

439
00:18:38,372 --> 00:18:39,807
Release the
kraken, honey.

440
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,276
You know, I have listened
to all of your excuses

441
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:43,544
about how it's
not practical

442
00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:45,213
to have a girl
on the boys' team,

443
00:18:45,246 --> 00:18:46,447
but the bottom line is,

444
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,681
you're the one
that's been stopping it,

445
00:18:47,715 --> 00:18:49,783
because you're a sexist.
(chuckles) Boom!

446
00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:51,685
Sexist. Boom!

447
00:18:51,719 --> 00:18:54,388
Yeah, and I'm not just
gonna say that to your face,

448
00:18:54,422 --> 00:18:56,190
I'm gonna say it
on the Internet.

449
00:18:56,224 --> 00:18:57,625
I'm on Twitter.

450
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,293
Okay? I have 18 followers.

451
00:18:59,327 --> 00:19:00,928
And they all
have followers, too.

452
00:19:00,961 --> 00:19:02,663
I'm gonna make you
go viral.

453
00:19:02,696 --> 00:19:04,465
So you need
to ask yourself:

454
00:19:04,498 --> 00:19:06,700
which side of history
do you want to be on?

455
00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:08,502
Oh. Boom. History.

456
00:19:08,536 --> 00:19:10,604
(mouths)

457
00:19:14,575 --> 00:19:16,844
So, what happened?

458
00:19:16,877 --> 00:19:19,447
You're in.

459
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,382
(laughing):
Really? Yes!

460
00:19:21,415 --> 00:19:22,850
Thank you!
Oh, hey...

461
00:19:22,883 --> 00:19:24,852
Don't thank me--
your mom did it.

462
00:19:24,885 --> 00:19:26,620
Yeah, you should
have seen his face.

463
00:19:26,654 --> 00:19:29,557
Is that what I look like
when you yell at me?

464
00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:31,725
You guys are awesome.

465
00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:33,694
So, you want
to walk me to class?
No, we can't.

466
00:19:33,727 --> 00:19:37,665
We have to be escorted
out by security.

467
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:41,469
*

468
00:19:43,271 --> 00:19:44,972
(sighs)

469
00:19:45,005 --> 00:19:48,742
No, no, no.

470
00:19:48,776 --> 00:19:51,612
What? The whole crew's doing it.
It's Fresh Air Friday.

471
00:19:53,481 --> 00:19:55,649
That's not a thing.

472
00:19:55,683 --> 00:19:56,584
It isn't?
Nah.

473
00:19:56,617 --> 00:19:58,286
Don!

474
00:19:58,319 --> 00:20:00,254
Well, I can't put
my shirt on now--

475
00:20:00,288 --> 00:20:01,689
I'm covered in baby oil.

476
00:20:09,029 --> 00:20:10,764
Hey, honey.

477
00:20:10,798 --> 00:20:12,766
How was soccer practice?

478
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,569
We're still not allowed
back on campus.

479
00:20:17,037 --> 00:20:21,008
You were right.
Boys are gross.

480
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:24,345
You got to get me
back on the girls' team.

481
00:20:29,483 --> 00:20:31,985
The kids do this
to us every time.

482
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,422
(sighs)

483
00:20:34,455 --> 00:20:36,490
They get excited
about something,

484
00:20:36,524 --> 00:20:38,025
we make it happen,
and then they quit.

485
00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:41,329
Hey, guys. I was thinking
about playing the clarinet.

486
00:20:41,362 --> 00:20:42,730
No.

487
00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:45,032
But I really want to.

488
00:20:45,065 --> 00:20:46,734
No, you don't.

489
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,970
Yeah, you're right.
I'll just go play video games.

490
00:20:50,003 --> 00:20:51,805
There you go.

491
00:20:54,842 --> 00:20:57,345
And that's how we're
doing that from now on.
(scoffs): Yeah.

492
00:20:57,378 --> 00:20:58,779
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