1 00:00:03,459 --> 00:00:04,155 ADAM: Hey. 2 00:00:04,199 --> 00:00:05,374 How was yoga class? 3 00:00:05,417 --> 00:00:07,941 Amazing. I feel very centered, 4 00:00:07,985 --> 00:00:10,857 'cause we skipped it and went to the wine bar next door. 5 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:15,123 And then we nama-stayed there for a couple hours. 6 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:17,603 I'm all for it. 7 00:00:17,647 --> 00:00:20,650 You're never more lovely than when you're half in the bag. 8 00:00:20,693 --> 00:00:23,218 Oh, um, I talked to my parents, and they're driving in 9 00:00:23,261 --> 00:00:24,654 from Virginia for Easter. 10 00:00:24,697 --> 00:00:26,960 What? No, no, no. I thought you said 11 00:00:27,004 --> 00:00:30,094 Frank and Alice weren'tcoming, so I invited myparents. 12 00:00:30,138 --> 00:00:33,010 You got to stop telling me stuff through the bathroom door. 13 00:00:34,794 --> 00:00:37,101 [groans]Oh, this is not good. 14 00:00:37,145 --> 00:00:39,103 Why not? A house full of grandparents-- 15 00:00:39,147 --> 00:00:40,757 that's what a holiday's supposed to be. 16 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,151 [chuckles] Not with these jokers. 17 00:00:43,194 --> 00:00:46,110 They are exactly the same, but they hate each other. 18 00:00:46,154 --> 00:00:49,070 Like Alabama and Georgia.Yeah. 19 00:00:49,113 --> 00:00:51,420 ANDI: It all goes back to when Katie was born, 20 00:00:51,463 --> 00:00:53,074 'cause both sets of grandparents 21 00:00:53,117 --> 00:00:55,119 wanted to be called Grandma and Grandpa. 22 00:00:55,163 --> 00:00:56,294 So they all agreed that they'd settle it 23 00:00:56,338 --> 00:00:58,253 when they got to the hospital. 24 00:00:58,296 --> 00:00:59,515 Yeah. So my parents said 25 00:00:59,558 --> 00:01:01,212 that they would pick her parents up on the way. 26 00:01:01,256 --> 00:01:02,344 So Frank and Alice 27 00:01:02,387 --> 00:01:03,519 are waiting outside their hotel, 28 00:01:03,562 --> 00:01:05,216 my dad just drove straight by 29 00:01:05,260 --> 00:01:06,826 and gave them the finger. Yeah. 30 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:08,959 His parents got to the hospital first, 31 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,048 and claimed Grandma and Grandpa for themselves. 32 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:14,399 Yeah. And her parents got stuck with Nana and Pop Pop. 33 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,141 [chuckling] 34 00:01:17,185 --> 00:01:19,491 Which we don't think is funny. 35 00:01:20,884 --> 00:01:22,625 They didn't take it well. 36 00:01:22,668 --> 00:01:24,844 No, I will not be Nana. 37 00:01:24,888 --> 00:01:27,412 I'm already wearing the Grandma sweatshirt, Bev-- I'm Grandma! 38 00:01:27,456 --> 00:01:28,848 Is that how you talk 39 00:01:28,892 --> 00:01:31,982 to your clients at your fortune teller business? 40 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:34,245 I am a licensed therapist. 41 00:01:34,289 --> 00:01:37,161 And it is my professional opinion that you are cuckoo! 42 00:01:37,205 --> 00:01:40,295 You cheated to get here first. 43 00:01:40,338 --> 00:01:42,993 You drove by and gave me a crude, one-fingered salute. 44 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:46,170 I... I was just surprised to finally see a Navy man. 45 00:01:46,214 --> 00:01:48,303 I sure as hell never saw one 46 00:01:48,346 --> 00:01:50,609 when my Army platoon was pinned down by Charlie! 47 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:52,220 We were on a ship. 48 00:01:52,263 --> 00:01:56,398 Oh, yes. Vietnam was a great sea war. 49 00:01:56,441 --> 00:01:58,878 And it's been 14 years of that. 50 00:01:58,922 --> 00:02:00,184 Yeah. You know, our folks 51 00:02:00,228 --> 00:02:01,925 should come with one of those tornado sirens, 52 00:02:01,968 --> 00:02:04,145 so we have time to board up the windows 53 00:02:04,188 --> 00:02:07,017 and strap ourselves to the water heater. 54 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,758 That's why we have a time share in Lake Placid 55 00:02:08,801 --> 00:02:10,716 that we have to go to every holiday.You do? 56 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:11,978 Yeah.I love Lake Placid. 57 00:02:12,022 --> 00:02:13,893 It's not real. He made it up. 58 00:02:13,937 --> 00:02:17,201 It's just an excuse to avoid the battle of the varicose veins. 59 00:02:18,855 --> 00:02:20,335 You know, if you were a good brother, 60 00:02:20,378 --> 00:02:22,119 you would stay here and help me. 61 00:02:22,163 --> 00:02:23,468 Well, if you were a smart brother, 62 00:02:23,512 --> 00:02:25,383 you would have thought of the fake time share first. 63 00:02:25,427 --> 00:02:27,820 I know. I'm so jealous. 64 00:02:29,257 --> 00:02:31,128 ANDI: Listen, we can't have 65 00:02:31,172 --> 00:02:34,218 both sets of grandparents for the holiday, right? 66 00:02:34,262 --> 00:02:35,785 We have to uninvite one of them, 67 00:02:35,828 --> 00:02:38,222 and I think my parents deserve Easter this year. 68 00:02:38,266 --> 00:02:41,834 Deserve? I think that's for the Easter Bunny to decide, 69 00:02:41,878 --> 00:02:44,315 not you. 70 00:02:44,359 --> 00:02:47,362 Okay, but my parents got stuck with Thanksgiving, 71 00:02:47,405 --> 00:02:50,234 and that's a B-team holiday compared to Christmas, 72 00:02:50,278 --> 00:02:51,931 which your parents got. 73 00:02:51,975 --> 00:02:52,802 Thanksgiving 74 00:02:52,845 --> 00:02:56,545 plus Easter equals Christmas. 75 00:02:57,807 --> 00:02:59,983 That's called math. 76 00:03:00,026 --> 00:03:03,116 Yes, my parents got Christmas, but then they found out 77 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,336 we took your parents to Myrtle Beach. 78 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:08,470 Christmas minus Myrtle Beach equals Easter. 79 00:03:09,471 --> 00:03:11,037 Okay? 80 00:03:11,081 --> 00:03:14,258 So put that in your calculator and smoke it. 81 00:03:14,302 --> 00:03:16,260 Look, 82 00:03:16,304 --> 00:03:19,132 all I'm saying is that your parents live here, all right? 83 00:03:19,176 --> 00:03:20,743 They're with the kids all the time. 84 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:23,354 My parents only get to see them, like, once or twice a year. 85 00:03:23,398 --> 00:03:25,704 Yeah, but I can't uninvite mine. 86 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:27,271 Well, I can't uninvite mine. 87 00:03:27,315 --> 00:03:29,317 I can't believe you think your parents 88 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,928 should get both Christmas and Easter. 89 00:03:31,971 --> 00:03:33,277 Well, there are reasons. 90 00:03:33,321 --> 00:03:35,323 You remember when your mother cooked Thanksgiving? 91 00:03:35,366 --> 00:03:37,107 What's that smell? Hmm? 92 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,456 Is that a turkey roasting? 93 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,937 No, it's liver. 94 00:03:43,505 --> 00:03:47,291 Our whole house smelled like the inside of a burning cow. 95 00:03:47,335 --> 00:03:49,250 Okay. 96 00:03:49,293 --> 00:03:50,990 The only reason she makes that 97 00:03:51,034 --> 00:03:52,949 is because when I first brought you home to meet them, 98 00:03:52,992 --> 00:03:54,342 you said you liked it. 99 00:03:54,385 --> 00:03:56,953 I was trying to sleep with you. 100 00:03:58,389 --> 00:03:59,477 I didn't know 101 00:03:59,521 --> 00:04:01,610 I was joining the Liver for Life Club. 102 00:04:03,307 --> 00:04:04,743 Will you listen to yourself? 103 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,615 You promised we'd never fight about our parents. 104 00:04:06,658 --> 00:04:09,095 Again, I was trying to sleep with you. 105 00:04:11,489 --> 00:04:13,491 ♪ 106 00:04:22,326 --> 00:04:23,936 Hey. Hey. 107 00:04:23,980 --> 00:04:24,937 I got great news. 108 00:04:24,981 --> 00:04:26,199 I have great news, too. 109 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:27,375 Oh, mine's better. 110 00:04:27,418 --> 00:04:29,159 BOTH: My parents aren't coming. 111 00:04:30,116 --> 00:04:31,161 What? 112 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,641 BOTH: Your parents aren't coming? 113 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:35,905 BOTH: Our parents aren't coming! 114 00:04:35,948 --> 00:04:37,602 [both laugh] 115 00:04:37,646 --> 00:04:40,779 Yeah, mine cancelled 'cause they didn't want to see yours. 116 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:42,172 Mine, too. [chuckles] 117 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,609 They finally agree on something. Look at that. 118 00:04:44,653 --> 00:04:46,916 [laughs] Wow. 119 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:49,397 Crisis averted, huh? Yeah. 120 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,530 God, I feel like I can admit to you now 121 00:04:52,574 --> 00:04:54,227 that I was gonna fake a sprained ankle 122 00:04:54,271 --> 00:04:56,360 and spend the weekend in bed. 123 00:04:56,404 --> 00:04:59,798 I was gonna do the same thing with lady problems. 124 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:01,800 [both laugh] 125 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,889 We are so cute. Yeah. 126 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:06,849 Why are there body parts in our fridge? 127 00:05:06,892 --> 00:05:08,329 Oh. [chuckles] 128 00:05:08,372 --> 00:05:10,026 That's liver, honey. 129 00:05:10,069 --> 00:05:12,202 I-I got it for your nana to cook before she cancelled. 130 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,509 Yeah, Katie, will you take that outside and put it in the trash? 131 00:05:14,552 --> 00:05:15,901 I want to eat an Easter dinner 132 00:05:15,945 --> 00:05:17,250 that doesn't look like an autopsy. 133 00:05:17,294 --> 00:05:19,427 Ugh. 134 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:21,516 Wait, put it back in the fridge. 135 00:05:21,559 --> 00:05:24,040 You know, now that I think about it, 136 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:27,260 if your parents aren't coming, I should reinvite mine. 137 00:05:27,304 --> 00:05:29,959 Don't you put that back in the fridge. 138 00:05:30,002 --> 00:05:31,177 [whistles] 139 00:05:31,221 --> 00:05:33,876 Listen, if we're gonna reinvite anybody, 140 00:05:33,919 --> 00:05:35,094 it should be my parents. 141 00:05:35,138 --> 00:05:37,706 Put it back in the fridge, Kate. 142 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:41,100 Why does it get to be your parents? 143 00:05:41,144 --> 00:05:43,886 Freeze, Katie. 144 00:05:43,929 --> 00:05:46,845 Because my parents are Grandma and Grandpa. 145 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,020 The real deal. 146 00:05:48,064 --> 00:05:49,544 Yours are Nana and Pop Pop. 147 00:05:49,587 --> 00:05:51,720 They're, like, the store brand. 148 00:05:55,332 --> 00:05:58,335 Did you just call my parents the store brand? 149 00:05:59,510 --> 00:06:00,859 Okay, I'm putting this down. 150 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:02,818 The place where I'm holding this is getting warm, 151 00:06:02,861 --> 00:06:04,210 and I think I feel a heartbeat. 152 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:10,216 I thought we agreed not to fight about our parents. 153 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:12,131 Well, hey, I like the store brand. 154 00:06:12,175 --> 00:06:14,960 I mean, it's cheaper and almost as good. 155 00:06:23,969 --> 00:06:25,797 I'm calling my mom. 156 00:06:25,841 --> 00:06:27,451 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 157 00:06:27,495 --> 00:06:29,845 Geez, Louise. 158 00:06:29,888 --> 00:06:32,456 Okay, look, maybe there's a third way, okay? 159 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:34,066 Listen, through no fault of our own, 160 00:06:34,110 --> 00:06:36,068 a grandparent-free weekend 161 00:06:36,112 --> 00:06:38,462 has fallen into our laps. 162 00:06:38,506 --> 00:06:40,464 What if 163 00:06:40,508 --> 00:06:41,465 we say nothing? 164 00:06:41,509 --> 00:06:45,991 What if we reinvite nobody? 165 00:06:46,992 --> 00:06:50,039 We can't do that. 166 00:06:50,082 --> 00:06:52,694 Can we? 167 00:06:52,737 --> 00:06:54,609 I'd like to believe we can do anything. 168 00:06:54,652 --> 00:06:56,828 That's what dreams are made of, Andi. 169 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:00,484 This is really just us 170 00:07:00,528 --> 00:07:03,356 making the world a better place. 171 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,185 Hmm. 172 00:07:06,229 --> 00:07:08,144 It's a little thin, but I'm in. 173 00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:12,714 ADAM: Hey. 174 00:07:12,757 --> 00:07:14,106 My dad just called. 175 00:07:14,150 --> 00:07:15,107 Him and Mom are stopping by, okay? 176 00:07:15,151 --> 00:07:16,587 But the kids are here. 177 00:07:16,631 --> 00:07:17,719 So? 178 00:07:19,155 --> 00:07:20,504 Hey, when you wanted to have kids, 179 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:23,376 I warned you they would be here all the time. 180 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:27,163 Adam, your parents aren't coming to Easter 181 00:07:27,206 --> 00:07:29,121 because we told them my parents were gonna be here. 182 00:07:29,165 --> 00:07:31,167 But they're not coming, 183 00:07:31,210 --> 00:07:33,735 and the kids know that. 184 00:07:33,778 --> 00:07:35,127 The kids are here! 185 00:07:35,171 --> 00:07:36,825 There it is! 186 00:07:36,868 --> 00:07:38,391 But they can't keep a secret. 187 00:07:38,435 --> 00:07:40,829 They'll let it slip, and we'll get busted. Yeah. 188 00:07:40,872 --> 00:07:42,221 Okay, uh... 189 00:07:42,265 --> 00:07:44,397 there's only one thing we can do. 190 00:07:44,441 --> 00:07:46,399 Tell your parents the truth and hope for the best? 191 00:07:46,443 --> 00:07:49,751 No. We teach the kids to lie. 192 00:07:49,794 --> 00:07:52,014 Smart. 193 00:07:52,057 --> 00:07:53,189 Yeah. 194 00:07:53,232 --> 00:07:54,843 Your folks will never see that coming 195 00:07:54,886 --> 00:07:56,540 'cause no good parent would ever do that. 196 00:07:56,584 --> 00:07:58,194 Yeah, yeah. I mean, 197 00:07:58,237 --> 00:07:59,456 we really should be better people than this, 198 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,110 but look who raised us.Right? 199 00:08:03,895 --> 00:08:05,027 ANDI: I know 200 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,855 we've told you for your whole lives 201 00:08:06,898 --> 00:08:08,639 that it's wrong to lie, 202 00:08:08,683 --> 00:08:11,337 but it turns out there's one or two exceptions. 203 00:08:11,381 --> 00:08:12,687 Mm-hmm. That's right. 204 00:08:14,123 --> 00:08:15,428 Now, there's bad lies, 205 00:08:15,472 --> 00:08:17,866 which are almost all lies, 206 00:08:17,909 --> 00:08:21,739 but occasionally, there's a good lie, 207 00:08:21,783 --> 00:08:26,091 or what we like to call a family lie. 208 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:29,355 Oh, like that time 209 00:08:29,399 --> 00:08:32,228 you told us to say Mom's hair looked good? 210 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,932 What time was that? 211 00:08:40,976 --> 00:08:42,325 No time. 212 00:08:42,368 --> 00:08:44,370 It always looks good.Aw. [chuckles] 213 00:08:44,414 --> 00:08:47,069 See, that's an example of a family lie. 214 00:08:49,941 --> 00:08:53,118 Okay, well, another example would be 215 00:08:53,162 --> 00:08:55,077 keeping the fact that Nana and Pop Pop 216 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,121 aren't coming to Easter 217 00:08:56,165 --> 00:08:58,689 a secret from Grandma and Grandpa. 218 00:08:58,733 --> 00:09:01,126 And if we don't, you get in trouble? 219 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,088 Give us a second. 220 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,443 We'll do it... 221 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,445 for a price. 222 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,447 TEDDY: We want 223 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,189 unlimited time with the candy in our Easter baskets. 224 00:09:20,232 --> 00:09:22,800 We eat till we get sick. 225 00:09:22,844 --> 00:09:25,281 Look, I don't care what comes out of your mouth 226 00:09:25,324 --> 00:09:27,065 as long as it's not the truth. 227 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:30,634 BEV: Oh, we just stopped by 228 00:09:30,678 --> 00:09:32,418 to let you know 229 00:09:32,462 --> 00:09:34,029 that since you have other plans, 230 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:35,770 we'll be going out of town for Easter. 231 00:09:35,813 --> 00:09:38,424 Oh, well, good for you. 232 00:09:38,468 --> 00:09:40,122 Where are you guys gonna go? 233 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:42,472 Disney World.[gasps] 234 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,865 Uh, w-why? What? 235 00:09:43,908 --> 00:09:45,257 Why would you guys go there? 236 00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:46,911 That's for kids. 237 00:09:46,955 --> 00:09:48,870 Good point. Hey, kids. 238 00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:50,828 I've got a crazy idea. 239 00:09:50,872 --> 00:09:53,135 Why don't we take all of you? 240 00:09:53,178 --> 00:09:54,266 Huh? 241 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:56,268 Oh, Joe, that sounds wonderful. 242 00:09:56,312 --> 00:09:57,922 But they can't come 243 00:09:57,966 --> 00:10:00,925 because they've chosen to spend Easter here with... 244 00:10:00,969 --> 00:10:02,231 what do they call themselves? 245 00:10:02,274 --> 00:10:04,146 MeeMu and Flip Flop. 246 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,889 Well, there goes Disney World. 247 00:10:07,932 --> 00:10:09,238 What?! 248 00:10:09,281 --> 00:10:11,109 What's happening? 249 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:12,545 You never said anything about...Whoa, whoa. 250 00:10:12,589 --> 00:10:14,243 You've got a runny nose. Will you look at that? 251 00:10:14,286 --> 00:10:15,810 Let's take you into the pantry 252 00:10:15,853 --> 00:10:18,247 where we always handle runny noses, huh? Here you go. 253 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:21,032 [chuckles] Now, listen. 254 00:10:21,076 --> 00:10:22,251 No, youlisten. 255 00:10:23,295 --> 00:10:25,080 I'm going to Disney. 256 00:10:25,123 --> 00:10:27,256 Everything I love is there. 257 00:10:27,299 --> 00:10:28,561 But... 258 00:10:28,605 --> 00:10:29,737 No buts. 259 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:31,913 I will end you over this. 260 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,748 Andi! 261 00:10:40,791 --> 00:10:42,706 Be right there.So, Grandma. 262 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:43,968 Let's circle back to this Disney thing. 263 00:10:44,012 --> 00:10:45,361 Okay, you know what? H-- Why don't we 264 00:10:45,404 --> 00:10:46,928 go help you dad find the tissues? 265 00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:47,972 Huh? 266 00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:52,716 It's working. Mmm. 267 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,588 We're getting this holiday back. 268 00:10:55,632 --> 00:10:59,201 Emme, we can't go to Disney with Grandma and Grandpa, 269 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:01,377 'cause Nana and Pop Pop would be so jealous they'd have to-- 270 00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,727 I don't know, move in with us. Yeah. 271 00:11:03,771 --> 00:11:06,425 I'm telling Grandma and Grandpa everything. 272 00:11:06,469 --> 00:11:08,297 And then I'm packing for Florida. 273 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:10,865 Wait. Wait. Wait. 274 00:11:10,908 --> 00:11:14,259 Okay, uh, if you guys stick to our plan 275 00:11:14,303 --> 00:11:16,653 and keep everything we've talked about between us, 276 00:11:16,697 --> 00:11:18,307 we'll take you to... 277 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,525 Disney World. What? 278 00:11:20,788 --> 00:11:22,050 I was gonna take them to frozen yogurt. 279 00:11:22,093 --> 00:11:23,747 I got a coupon. 280 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:27,055 Nice try. I want to hear more from the lady. 281 00:11:27,098 --> 00:11:30,754 We will take you to Disney this summer. 282 00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:32,713 Great. Peak season. 283 00:11:32,756 --> 00:11:35,716 Why don't you just put all our money in a pile and burn it? 284 00:11:35,759 --> 00:11:40,155 Okay, but we need to see dates, receipts, confirmations. 285 00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:43,027 You don't trust us to book it? 286 00:11:43,071 --> 00:11:45,290 You literally just taught us to lie. 287 00:11:46,770 --> 00:11:49,338 Okay. Well, it only took five of us, 288 00:11:49,381 --> 00:11:51,775 but we got that runny nose handled. 289 00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:54,299 So are we all going to Disney World? 290 00:11:54,343 --> 00:11:56,824 I don't think Nana has ever taken you there, 291 00:11:56,867 --> 00:12:00,088 but that's really something a grandma does. 292 00:12:00,131 --> 00:12:01,567 Mom, 293 00:12:01,611 --> 00:12:03,178 they're not going to Florida with you. 294 00:12:03,221 --> 00:12:04,657 Are you kidding me? 295 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:07,443 But we-we already bought the tickets. 296 00:12:07,486 --> 00:12:09,619 Did you? 297 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,796 Well, we could have. 298 00:12:15,843 --> 00:12:19,194 This is nice. Mmm. 299 00:12:19,237 --> 00:12:21,544 You know how I know there's no grandparents here?Hmm? 300 00:12:21,587 --> 00:12:24,852 The Golf Channel isn't playing at the volume of a Who concert. 301 00:12:24,895 --> 00:12:26,462 [knocking on door] 302 00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:27,855 ALICE: Andi. 303 00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:29,682 It's Mom and Dad. 304 00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:31,336 What are my parents doing here? 305 00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:33,164 Wh...? What do we do? 306 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,471 Uh, get low and crawl upstairs. 307 00:12:35,514 --> 00:12:37,821 Very funny. 308 00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:39,518 Well, at least it's an idea. 309 00:12:39,562 --> 00:12:41,869 You got anything?Yeah, open the door. 310 00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:48,527 Last chance. 311 00:12:49,485 --> 00:12:51,661 Happiness is over in three... 312 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,663 two... one... 313 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,407 Frank, Alice. Wow. 314 00:12:58,450 --> 00:12:59,669 Look who it is, Andi. 315 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,541 Boy, Frank, you are full of surprises. 316 00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,500 Well, I like to keep things interesting. 317 00:13:04,543 --> 00:13:06,545 We can't all get by on our good looks. 318 00:13:06,589 --> 00:13:09,244 And ever when we do, it doesn't last forever. 319 00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:12,595 Well, I don't have to tell you that. 320 00:13:12,638 --> 00:13:14,510 Get my bag. 321 00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:17,382 Hi, Daddy. [laughs]Hello, kitten. 322 00:13:17,426 --> 00:13:19,820 Hi, Mom.Oh, hi, honey bun. Ooh. 323 00:13:19,863 --> 00:13:22,605 So, uh, wh-what are you guys doing here? 324 00:13:22,648 --> 00:13:26,435 Well, uh, Joe and Bev may have Easter Day, 325 00:13:26,478 --> 00:13:29,830 but we're making a new holiday, Easter Eve. 326 00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:31,135 Where the kids Mmm. 327 00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:32,528 get baskets full of candy, 328 00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:34,138 and they have an egg hunt. 329 00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:35,792 Ah. 330 00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:37,838 But th-that's what they do on Easter. 331 00:13:37,881 --> 00:13:39,970 Oh, no. Oh, poor Joe and Bev. 332 00:13:40,014 --> 00:13:42,973 It's gonna ruin their Easter Day. 333 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:45,889 Oh, well. You know, 334 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:48,370 the ups and downs of life.Yeah. 335 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:52,765 I am riding that wave right now. 336 00:13:52,809 --> 00:13:55,333 I j-- I just wish you guys hadn't gone to all this trouble. 337 00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,205 What trouble? It was a quick 338 00:13:57,248 --> 00:13:59,598 seven-and-a-half hour drive. 339 00:13:59,642 --> 00:14:01,470 Yeah, and we only stopped once, 340 00:14:01,513 --> 00:14:03,167 and I peed behind a thorn bush. 341 00:14:03,211 --> 00:14:04,690 So... Oh. 342 00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:06,257 I'm hoping that you have some Neosporin 343 00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:07,476 and a floor mirror. 344 00:14:11,175 --> 00:14:14,091 What a beautiful Easter story, Mom. 345 00:14:17,529 --> 00:14:20,010 She had to cook liver. 346 00:14:20,054 --> 00:14:24,232 The whole house smells like a cat food factory. 347 00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:25,581 So open the window. 348 00:14:25,624 --> 00:14:27,235 That's not gonna do it. 349 00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:29,454 We're gonna need to drop a load of Febreze on this place 350 00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,674 from one of those firefighting planes. 351 00:14:33,502 --> 00:14:35,678 Okay. Honey, you need, you need to settle down. 352 00:14:35,721 --> 00:14:37,462 Settle down? 353 00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:40,378 I've lied to my folks, paid an arm and a leg 354 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,511 to go to stupid Florida. 355 00:14:42,554 --> 00:14:45,514 I will have my quiet holiday, okay? 356 00:14:45,557 --> 00:14:48,473 You need to get rid of Meemu and Flip-Flop. 357 00:14:50,519 --> 00:14:52,564 I cannot believe you just called them that. 358 00:14:52,608 --> 00:14:53,914 I did and it was fun. 359 00:14:56,655 --> 00:14:58,570 What happened to not fighting about our parents? 360 00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:02,748 Your mother took my shaving mirror two hours ago. 361 00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,968 Think of what it's seeing. 362 00:15:05,012 --> 00:15:08,711 Yeah, I saw my dad head upstairs with a flashlight. 363 00:15:09,712 --> 00:15:12,671 It's a real expedition. 364 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,458 Adam, I am not telling my parents to leave, okay? 365 00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:18,155 They're here because they love us. 366 00:15:18,199 --> 00:15:19,591 They're here because they're trying to steal 367 00:15:19,635 --> 00:15:22,464 what they think is my parents' holiday. 368 00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:23,682 Well, I think my parents 369 00:15:23,726 --> 00:15:25,597 are entitled to steal a few holidays, 370 00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:29,471 just like your parents stole the good grandparent names. 371 00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:32,691 Why don't you just admit it, huh? 372 00:15:32,735 --> 00:15:35,303 You like your parents better than mine. 373 00:15:35,346 --> 00:15:38,871 Of course I do, they're my parents. 374 00:15:38,915 --> 00:15:41,309 Oh, I see. You know what? 375 00:15:41,352 --> 00:15:42,919 I'd go sleep in the guest room if it wasn't full 376 00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,703 of your parents and liver farts. 377 00:15:44,747 --> 00:15:46,401 Oh. 378 00:15:46,444 --> 00:15:49,491 Come on, honey. Come here. 379 00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:52,189 [sighs] I'm sorry. 380 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,583 Me, too. I... 381 00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:56,193 I don't want to fight with you. 382 00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:58,500 They do this to us, you know? 383 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,328 If they weren't so miserable together, 384 00:16:00,371 --> 00:16:02,678 we could have holidays like normal people. 385 00:16:02,721 --> 00:16:03,984 Yeah. 386 00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:07,161 Like the people in car commercials. 387 00:16:07,204 --> 00:16:09,641 Yeah. [sighs] 388 00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:11,426 You know what? I'm done with this. 389 00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:12,818 I'm calling my parents tomorrow, 390 00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:15,212 and I am ordering them to come over here for Easter. 391 00:16:15,256 --> 00:16:16,605 We'll sit them all down and we'll tell them 392 00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:18,346 we're sick of their fighting. 393 00:16:18,389 --> 00:16:20,391 Really? Yeah. 394 00:16:20,435 --> 00:16:22,611 Right to their faces? 395 00:16:22,654 --> 00:16:24,004 Yep. 396 00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:25,396 Yeah. I'm more comfortable 397 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,790 just rolling my eyes behind their backs. 398 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:32,012 Honey, nothing's gonna change unless we change it. 399 00:16:32,055 --> 00:16:34,840 Okay. 400 00:16:34,884 --> 00:16:37,365 Okay. You know, I'm not afraid of them. 401 00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:38,757 Good. Yeah. 402 00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:40,237 I'm glad we're a team on this. 403 00:16:40,281 --> 00:16:41,760 We absolutely are. 404 00:16:41,804 --> 00:16:43,066 Mmm. Yeah. 405 00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,720 After you do it, be sure to come back up here 406 00:16:44,763 --> 00:16:46,722 and tell me how it went. 407 00:16:49,986 --> 00:16:52,771 Eh, eh, that's not how you do it. 408 00:16:52,815 --> 00:16:54,599 You've got to hide the egg, 409 00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:56,340 otherwise it's not an egg "hunt," 410 00:16:56,384 --> 00:16:57,733 it's an egg "see." 411 00:16:57,776 --> 00:16:59,387 All right, we can do this. 412 00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,998 We just stick together, and we get-- 413 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:04,087 Andi? 414 00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:07,656 I'm coming. 415 00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:08,787 Stop doing that. 416 00:17:08,831 --> 00:17:10,659 It took us 20 minutes to get downstairs. 417 00:17:12,748 --> 00:17:13,879 I don't think a naval officer 418 00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:15,838 has to have anything explained to him 419 00:17:15,881 --> 00:17:17,535 by an army grunt. 420 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,669 Those are wise words, Admiral Flip Flop. 421 00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:22,714 Boys, boys, come on, let's not fight. 422 00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:23,889 It's Easter. 423 00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:26,501 Bev, try some of my coffee cake. 424 00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:28,938 Your son says it's magical. 425 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,766 Magical, huh? 426 00:17:30,809 --> 00:17:33,682 Will it make you disappear back to Virginia? 427 00:17:33,725 --> 00:17:35,771 Look at that. 428 00:17:35,814 --> 00:17:37,381 They need to hear this. Come on. 429 00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:39,253 Okay, that's enough. 430 00:17:39,296 --> 00:17:40,602 We need to talk to you 431 00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,125 about these holidays, okay? 432 00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:44,475 It's not gonna be an easy conversation, 433 00:17:44,519 --> 00:17:45,868 but we have to clear the air. 434 00:17:45,911 --> 00:17:48,784 I think he's finally gonna apologize. 435 00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:52,657 What? Me, apologize? For what? 436 00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:54,790 For ruining the holidays. 437 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:57,662 Why is she saying my words? 438 00:17:57,706 --> 00:17:59,316 Whenever we're all together, 439 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,711 you two are always so tense and agitated. 440 00:18:02,754 --> 00:18:05,453 You're not easy to be around. 441 00:18:05,496 --> 00:18:07,672 You're the ones who cancelled Easter 442 00:18:07,716 --> 00:18:09,674 because you said you didn't want to see each other. 443 00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:11,459 We were trying to be nice. We don't want to 444 00:18:11,502 --> 00:18:14,375 put pressure on you, because you're so fragile. 445 00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:15,854 [stammers] 446 00:18:15,898 --> 00:18:17,639 The only reason we're tense is 447 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,815 because you guys fight all the time. 448 00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:22,122 Yeah, I mean, you seem like you don't like each other. 449 00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:24,689 We're in-laws-- we're not supposed to like each other. 450 00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:28,737 I really don't like anybody. Mmm. 451 00:18:31,957 --> 00:18:33,524 This generation, 452 00:18:33,568 --> 00:18:35,047 they think everybody's supposed to be 453 00:18:35,091 --> 00:18:37,441 happy and nice all the time. 454 00:18:37,485 --> 00:18:40,270 An-And, if-if I may... 455 00:18:40,314 --> 00:18:42,533 Your unrealistic expectations are 456 00:18:42,577 --> 00:18:44,056 the cause of the problem. 457 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,319 Good point.Good point. 458 00:18:45,362 --> 00:18:47,408 That's right.Very good. 459 00:18:47,451 --> 00:18:49,410 Mm-hmm.It's true. 460 00:18:49,453 --> 00:18:53,849 Oh. Well, then, I guess we're... 461 00:18:53,892 --> 00:18:55,503 Sorry? 462 00:18:56,895 --> 00:19:00,421 Somehow, we are. 463 00:19:00,464 --> 00:19:04,555 Oh, they feel bad. That's nice. 464 00:19:04,599 --> 00:19:08,603 Well, you've really taught us a lesson. 465 00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:09,908 Yeah. 466 00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:11,171 But, you know, unfortunately, guys, 467 00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:12,781 I gotta go upstairs. 468 00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:14,565 Lady problems. 469 00:19:15,784 --> 00:19:16,828 What? 470 00:19:16,872 --> 00:19:18,003 And, Adam, you better 471 00:19:18,047 --> 00:19:19,353 come upstairs and get off 472 00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:20,832 that ankle you sprained yesterday. 473 00:19:23,879 --> 00:19:27,361 That is a beautiful family lie. 474 00:19:30,973 --> 00:19:34,019 [Adam groaning]Aw... 475 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,766 Joe. Yeah? 476 00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:42,898 Let's watch some golf. 477 00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:44,204 Yeah. Turn it up. 478 00:19:52,603 --> 00:19:54,301 I love having all you guys here. 479 00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:57,304 Oh, we love being here. 480 00:19:57,347 --> 00:19:59,306 I always forget about this part. 481 00:19:59,349 --> 00:20:01,351 I like this part. Yeah. 482 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,008 But they're the crazy ones, right? 483 00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:08,750 Oh, yeah, it's wack-a-doo city over there. 484 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:10,534 [door opens] 485 00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:13,407 Hey, what time's the ga-- Hey. 486 00:20:13,450 --> 00:20:14,495 Whoa. 487 00:20:14,538 --> 00:20:16,323 Look at this. 488 00:20:16,366 --> 00:20:19,717 Marcy, everybody's here. 489 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,937 I see that. [chuckles] 490 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:23,504 Well, we just popped in for a second.Yeah. 491 00:20:23,547 --> 00:20:26,333 We're heading to our time-share any minute. 492 00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:27,856 Oh, well, that's a shame. 493 00:20:27,899 --> 00:20:29,814 We never get to spend time with you two. 494 00:20:29,858 --> 00:20:33,209 I know, but it's impossible to get out of a time-share. 495 00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:34,341 Everybody knows that. Right? 496 00:20:34,384 --> 00:20:36,386 You told me you got rid 497 00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:37,344 of all the grandparents. 498 00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:38,954 Got rid of us? 499 00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:40,260 What do you mean, "got rid of us"? 500 00:20:41,348 --> 00:20:42,305 Adam, were you trying 501 00:20:42,349 --> 00:20:43,828 to have Easter without us? 502 00:20:43,872 --> 00:20:46,091 Don's time-share is a fake. 503 00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:47,223 What?! What?! 504 00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:48,964 What are you doing to me? 505 00:20:49,007 --> 00:20:50,531 Happy Easter. 506 00:20:50,574 --> 00:20:52,097 Somebody get this man some liver. 507 00:20:57,015 --> 00:20:59,017 Captioning sponsored by CBS 508 00:20:59,061 --> 00:21:01,063 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org