1 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:05,026 [laughter]This is such a fun way 2 00:00:05,069 --> 00:00:07,202 to celebrate you guys finishing the mini-mall. 3 00:00:07,245 --> 00:00:09,769 Hey, did Lisa say what our next project is?Mm-mm. 4 00:00:09,813 --> 00:00:10,988 I hope it's a water park. 5 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:12,163 I love a lazy river. 6 00:00:12,207 --> 00:00:13,686 You don't have to get out to pee. 7 00:00:14,774 --> 00:00:16,733 ALL: Yes, you do. 8 00:00:16,776 --> 00:00:19,214 Lisa's gonna tell us about our next project 9 00:00:19,257 --> 00:00:22,043 when she gets here, and she said it is big. 10 00:00:22,086 --> 00:00:23,305 Hmm. [chuckles] 11 00:00:23,348 --> 00:00:24,958 I'm feeling so good I splurged on lobster. 12 00:00:25,002 --> 00:00:26,395 Andi, we're lobster people. 13 00:00:26,438 --> 00:00:28,092 You married good. 14 00:00:28,136 --> 00:00:29,180 [mouths] 15 00:00:29,224 --> 00:00:30,051 [knock at door] 16 00:00:30,094 --> 00:00:32,314 Oh, that's Lisa. 17 00:00:34,316 --> 00:00:35,273 Hey. 18 00:00:35,317 --> 00:00:36,622 Hi. Oh. 19 00:00:36,666 --> 00:00:38,363 Look at all the people. 20 00:00:38,407 --> 00:00:40,191 That means small talk, 21 00:00:40,235 --> 00:00:43,368 which my therapist urged me to try, so... 22 00:00:43,412 --> 00:00:46,328 How about sports, huh? 23 00:00:47,503 --> 00:00:49,374 You're so good at that. 24 00:00:49,418 --> 00:00:51,333 Uh, h-hey, come on in. Come on in. Have a seat. 25 00:00:51,376 --> 00:00:54,205 We were just talking about the next big project coming up. 26 00:00:54,249 --> 00:00:56,381 Oh, well, I have great news about that. 27 00:00:56,425 --> 00:00:59,558 The next project I will be working on is... 28 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,256 myself! 29 00:01:01,299 --> 00:01:03,171 I'm going on sabbatical. 30 00:01:03,214 --> 00:01:06,130 I hope that's the name of a water slide. 31 00:01:06,174 --> 00:01:09,002 It's a long-term break to get my life back in order. 32 00:01:09,046 --> 00:01:10,352 Long-term break? 33 00:01:10,395 --> 00:01:12,702 Uh, so what are we gonna be building? 34 00:01:12,745 --> 00:01:14,095 Well, I don't know about you two, 35 00:01:14,138 --> 00:01:16,445 but I'll be building a new me. 36 00:01:16,488 --> 00:01:20,101 She might have to take that thing down to the studs. 37 00:01:20,144 --> 00:01:23,582 Uh, Lisa, you said there'd be more work after the mini-mall. 38 00:01:23,626 --> 00:01:25,149 We're depending on you. 39 00:01:25,193 --> 00:01:26,803 We let all of our other clients go. Yeah. 40 00:01:26,846 --> 00:01:28,152 You can't do this to me. 41 00:01:28,196 --> 00:01:29,719 If I'm home all day, my wife will make me 42 00:01:29,762 --> 00:01:31,373 take the kids to Mommy and Me. 43 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:33,723 They don't even have a men's restroom there. 44 00:01:33,766 --> 00:01:36,552 Okay, fun party. 45 00:01:36,595 --> 00:01:39,163 Wish me luck on my journey. 46 00:01:39,207 --> 00:01:40,512 It's gonna be like that book, 47 00:01:40,556 --> 00:01:42,079 a whole "eat, pray, drink" thing. 48 00:01:43,428 --> 00:01:45,474 I-I think it's Eat, Pray, Love. 49 00:01:45,517 --> 00:01:47,040 Not when I do it. 50 00:01:50,261 --> 00:01:52,481 We just lost our jobs. 51 00:01:52,524 --> 00:01:54,744 [sighs] 52 00:01:56,615 --> 00:01:58,530 I can't sleep. 53 00:02:01,185 --> 00:02:02,317 I can't sleep! 54 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,493 What? Oh, I'm sorry. 55 00:02:04,536 --> 00:02:07,191 Did I wake you? I-I can't sleep. 56 00:02:07,235 --> 00:02:10,586 But we did the thing that usually puts you right to sleep. 57 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:15,852 Yeah, but I kept thinking about Lisa. 58 00:02:15,895 --> 00:02:17,375 Afterward. Afterward. 59 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:20,335 This whole situation with her, 60 00:02:20,378 --> 00:02:21,640 it's my fault. 61 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:22,946 Well, how do you figure? 62 00:02:22,989 --> 00:02:24,600 She's the crazy one. 63 00:02:24,643 --> 00:02:26,515 Yeah, but I'm the one who put all our eggs 64 00:02:26,558 --> 00:02:28,299 in her crazy basket. 65 00:02:28,343 --> 00:02:30,606 I convinced Don to give up our other work. 66 00:02:30,649 --> 00:02:33,086 Oh, Don's fine. Okay? 67 00:02:33,130 --> 00:02:35,480 And don't forget I'm bringing in money now, too. 68 00:02:35,524 --> 00:02:36,612 Hmm. I mean, 69 00:02:36,655 --> 00:02:38,570 not as much as if I were a man, 70 00:02:38,614 --> 00:02:41,182 but I'm just happy you guys let me vote. 71 00:02:43,227 --> 00:02:46,491 Are we doing women's rights, or are we gonna do my thing? 72 00:02:46,535 --> 00:02:50,060 Okay. Go ahead.[clears throat] 73 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,455 There's 20 guys on the crew that are unemployed now, 74 00:02:53,498 --> 00:02:55,283 and they all have families. 75 00:02:55,326 --> 00:02:57,110 One of them has a secret second family. 76 00:02:57,154 --> 00:02:59,156 That's expensive. 77 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,680 Yeah, but you were doing bathrooms 78 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,378 and kitchens before Lisa. 79 00:03:03,421 --> 00:03:04,857 You can just go back to that. 80 00:03:04,901 --> 00:03:06,250 But that takes time. 81 00:03:06,294 --> 00:03:07,469 You know? Residential stuff 82 00:03:07,512 --> 00:03:09,166 is all word of mouth, 83 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:10,515 and for the last year, we've been saying 84 00:03:10,559 --> 00:03:11,777 we're out of that business. 85 00:03:11,821 --> 00:03:14,171 I... [sighs] I don't know, Andi. 86 00:03:14,215 --> 00:03:15,781 You know what, just go back to sleep. 87 00:03:17,261 --> 00:03:18,784 [jingle playing] 88 00:03:18,828 --> 00:03:20,569 WOMAN: ♪ Go ahead and get drunk as a skunk ♪ 89 00:03:20,612 --> 00:03:23,267 ♪ We'll get you out of jail! 90 00:03:23,311 --> 00:03:24,486 MAN: Call me! 91 00:03:24,529 --> 00:03:26,183 If I don't get you out of jail, 92 00:03:26,227 --> 00:03:28,751 I'lldo the time! 93 00:03:28,794 --> 00:03:30,753 That song's catchy. 94 00:03:30,796 --> 00:03:33,495 That guy is such a bozo, 95 00:03:33,538 --> 00:03:35,279 but his business is going great. 96 00:03:35,323 --> 00:03:37,238 I saw him at the car wash driving a Corvette 97 00:03:37,281 --> 00:03:38,500 with two hot blondes in it. 98 00:03:38,543 --> 00:03:39,501 [chuckles] 99 00:03:39,544 --> 00:03:41,851 And I felt sorry for him 100 00:03:41,894 --> 00:03:43,026 because he thinks 101 00:03:43,069 --> 00:03:45,158 he's happy. [scoffs]Yeah. 102 00:03:45,202 --> 00:03:46,290 You know, maybe he's doing so well 103 00:03:46,334 --> 00:03:47,291 because he has that commercial. 104 00:03:47,335 --> 00:03:49,162 [scoffs] [gasps] 105 00:03:49,206 --> 00:03:50,947 You should make one. 106 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:53,515 Me? Really? 107 00:03:53,558 --> 00:03:54,733 You'd be great. 108 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,518 Yeah, you're very charismatic. 109 00:03:56,561 --> 00:03:58,084 Well, you may have a point there. 110 00:03:59,564 --> 00:04:02,219 When I see myself on the security TV at 7-Eleven, 111 00:04:02,263 --> 00:04:05,527 I think, "That guy is stealing nothing but hearts." 112 00:04:06,658 --> 00:04:08,051 Yeah. 113 00:04:08,094 --> 00:04:09,270 So do a commercial. 114 00:04:09,313 --> 00:04:10,532 It could bring in a lot of business. 115 00:04:10,575 --> 00:04:12,055 Yeah. 116 00:04:13,361 --> 00:04:15,188 Thanks, honey.You're welcome. 117 00:04:15,232 --> 00:04:17,234 Mmm.Yeah. 118 00:04:20,237 --> 00:04:22,326 You know who wouldn't have come up with that idea? 119 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:24,197 Two blondes in a Corvette. 120 00:04:24,241 --> 00:04:25,982 Yeah. 121 00:04:26,025 --> 00:04:27,549 But they have other things they do.Eh. 122 00:04:29,377 --> 00:04:31,857 ♪ 123 00:04:40,649 --> 00:04:41,650 Okay, I looked into it. 124 00:04:41,693 --> 00:04:43,129 Our last payment for the mini-mall 125 00:04:43,173 --> 00:04:44,653 will cover the cost of the commercial, 126 00:04:44,696 --> 00:04:46,394 including airtime. 127 00:04:46,437 --> 00:04:48,134 I don't know how good I'll be on camera. 128 00:04:48,178 --> 00:04:50,223 I've never taken a single picture with my eyes open. 129 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:52,356 My wedding album 130 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,227 looks like Weekend at Bernie's. 131 00:04:54,271 --> 00:04:56,229 Well, just follow my lead. 132 00:04:56,273 --> 00:04:57,753 You've seen me at 7-Eleven. 133 00:04:57,796 --> 00:04:59,668 I light up the screen. 134 00:05:00,712 --> 00:05:02,497 I can shoot it. I've got a pro-grade camera 135 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:03,628 and a green screen. 136 00:05:03,672 --> 00:05:04,890 Jen and I like to film ourselves 137 00:05:04,934 --> 00:05:08,329 doing role-play against exotic backgrounds. 138 00:05:08,372 --> 00:05:09,591 Weird guy's got a little spark 139 00:05:09,634 --> 00:05:11,244 to him, huh? [chuckles] 140 00:05:11,288 --> 00:05:12,768 No, it's nothing dirty. 141 00:05:12,811 --> 00:05:14,596 Just soft erotica 142 00:05:14,639 --> 00:05:17,033 with the occasional lightsaber battle thrown in. 143 00:05:17,076 --> 00:05:19,122 Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. Okay? Yeah? 144 00:05:19,165 --> 00:05:21,124 Uh-huh. Sure.Enough? 145 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:22,691 Okay. All right, let's think. 146 00:05:22,734 --> 00:05:24,780 All right, we'll have 15 seconds 147 00:05:24,823 --> 00:05:26,608 to sell people on Burns Brothers Construction. 148 00:05:26,651 --> 00:05:28,261 What's our message? 149 00:05:28,305 --> 00:05:30,612 All right. 150 00:05:30,655 --> 00:05:33,702 We open on a puppy. 151 00:05:33,745 --> 00:05:35,660 Widen to reveal a girl in a bikini 152 00:05:35,704 --> 00:05:37,270 is holding the puppy. 153 00:05:37,314 --> 00:05:38,837 And then-- whoosh-- 154 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,883 "Burns Brothers Construction." 155 00:05:43,451 --> 00:05:44,756 I don't hate it. 156 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,454 I'd call after that. 157 00:05:47,672 --> 00:05:50,109 That has nothing to do with our business. 158 00:05:50,153 --> 00:05:52,764 W-Why don't we just say... 159 00:05:52,808 --> 00:05:55,637 we do quality work at a fair price. 160 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,639 I like that. And to showHmm? 161 00:05:57,682 --> 00:05:59,292 how low our prices are, 162 00:05:59,336 --> 00:06:01,033 we'll run away from cartoon dollar signs 163 00:06:01,077 --> 00:06:02,992 with the slogan-- whoosh-- 164 00:06:03,035 --> 00:06:05,647 "We hate money." 165 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:06,996 Who says, "We hate money"? 166 00:06:07,039 --> 00:06:09,738 The puppy or the dame? 167 00:06:09,781 --> 00:06:11,566 ANDI: I feel so bad 168 00:06:11,609 --> 00:06:14,177 for Adam. He was tossing and turning all night.[chuckles] 169 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:15,787 Don slept like a baby. 170 00:06:15,831 --> 00:06:17,702 When he gets stressed, his body shuts down 171 00:06:17,746 --> 00:06:19,269 like those goats that tip over. 172 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,141 You know, I'm thinking 173 00:06:22,185 --> 00:06:23,926 about asking my boss for a raise. 174 00:06:23,969 --> 00:06:25,710 I mean, I'm the breadwinner now, 175 00:06:25,754 --> 00:06:27,799 so it'd be great if I could, 176 00:06:27,843 --> 00:06:29,932 you know, win a little more bread. 177 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:32,848 Do it. Demand a raise. 178 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:36,286 Yeah, but I'm really bad at awkward conversations. 179 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,679 I mean, I lose my nerve, 180 00:06:37,722 --> 00:06:40,159 and then I just start to laugh like an idiot. 181 00:06:40,203 --> 00:06:42,814 Isn't part of your job telling people their blood test results? 182 00:06:42,858 --> 00:06:45,295 Yeah. Yeah, I-I've giggled my way 183 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,688 through some real tough calls. 184 00:06:46,731 --> 00:06:48,994 Oh, there's my boss. 185 00:06:49,038 --> 00:06:51,214 Oh, good. Now's the time. Do it now. 186 00:06:51,257 --> 00:06:52,171 Really? Now? 187 00:06:52,215 --> 00:06:53,608 Yeah. I got your back. 188 00:06:53,651 --> 00:06:56,567 Hey, Bob, come join us. 189 00:06:56,611 --> 00:06:57,829 She said that. 190 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,790 Oh, boy. Okay. 191 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,835 Hey, Andi. Hey, Bob. 192 00:07:03,879 --> 00:07:05,402 The boss. 193 00:07:05,446 --> 00:07:07,970 The "Boboss." 194 00:07:09,014 --> 00:07:10,755 Um, I was wondering 195 00:07:10,799 --> 00:07:12,496 if, uh, I could talk to you 196 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:15,804 about some bread-related issues I'm... 197 00:07:15,847 --> 00:07:18,589 [laughing, snorts] 198 00:07:18,633 --> 00:07:20,069 [chuckles nervously] 199 00:07:20,112 --> 00:07:21,592 You-you all right? 200 00:07:21,636 --> 00:07:22,811 Sure, I'm great. 201 00:07:22,854 --> 00:07:24,726 [laughs, snorts]Yeah. 202 00:07:24,769 --> 00:07:28,077 No, she's just happy 'cause she is such a good worker. 203 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,427 I'd sure hate to hear that she isn't being taken care of. 204 00:07:30,471 --> 00:07:32,429 I'm sorry, who are you? 205 00:07:32,473 --> 00:07:33,822 Well, you don't know me. 206 00:07:33,865 --> 00:07:35,432 But, uh, my husband's on the board at the hospital. 207 00:07:35,476 --> 00:07:37,086 Oh, he is? What's his name?Mm-hmm. 208 00:07:37,129 --> 00:07:38,870 Yeah, you're not gonna know his name. 209 00:07:38,914 --> 00:07:39,871 No. 210 00:07:39,915 --> 00:07:40,916 That's how high up he is. 211 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:42,134 He's with, um... 212 00:07:42,178 --> 00:07:43,788 Mitch and Glenn's people. 213 00:07:43,832 --> 00:07:45,094 Who are Mitch and Glenn? 214 00:07:45,137 --> 00:07:48,097 [laughing, snorting] 215 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:50,142 I can't feel my feet. 216 00:07:50,186 --> 00:07:51,753 [continues laughing] 217 00:07:53,276 --> 00:07:55,931 There are my stars. Okay. 218 00:07:55,974 --> 00:07:57,541 Let's make some TV history. 219 00:07:57,585 --> 00:07:58,934 Remember to keep it clean, Lowell. 220 00:07:58,977 --> 00:08:01,284 This isn't one of your space pornos. 221 00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:04,809 Oh, Don's so nervous. 222 00:08:04,853 --> 00:08:07,420 I just hope he doesn't go full goat and fall over. 223 00:08:07,464 --> 00:08:09,205 ANDI: Don't worry. 224 00:08:09,248 --> 00:08:10,293 Adam will help him. 225 00:08:10,336 --> 00:08:12,556 And we're rolling. 226 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,602 Okay. Hey, don't worry. 227 00:08:14,645 --> 00:08:16,560 You got this, okay?Yeah. Okay. 228 00:08:16,604 --> 00:08:18,910 You start us off, and I'll bring it home. 229 00:08:18,954 --> 00:08:20,303 All right. Yeah.All right? 230 00:08:20,346 --> 00:08:21,913 We're good.Right, we're ready. 231 00:08:21,957 --> 00:08:23,959 LOWELL: And action. 232 00:08:25,961 --> 00:08:27,876 Hi. My name is Don Burns, 233 00:08:27,919 --> 00:08:29,878 and I own Burns Brothers Construction 234 00:08:29,921 --> 00:08:31,923 along with my brother, Adam. 235 00:08:35,797 --> 00:08:37,146 Cut. 236 00:08:39,017 --> 00:08:40,453 Uh-oh. 237 00:08:40,497 --> 00:08:42,760 We're gonna need a puppy. 238 00:08:42,804 --> 00:08:44,980 Okay, let's try it again. 239 00:08:45,023 --> 00:08:46,459 Uh, Adam, 240 00:08:46,503 --> 00:08:48,113 maybe put your hands in your pockets this time 241 00:08:48,157 --> 00:08:51,856 and try not to look like you're falling out of a plane. 242 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,641 Take 16. 243 00:08:53,684 --> 00:08:55,643 Only getting better. [chuckles] 244 00:08:55,686 --> 00:08:57,688 LOWELL: And action. 245 00:08:59,168 --> 00:09:01,300 Hi. My name is Don Burns, 246 00:09:01,344 --> 00:09:03,999 and I own Burns Brothers Construction 247 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:05,827 along with my brother, Adam. 248 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:07,263 Ha ha. 249 00:09:07,306 --> 00:09:10,266 You said it, Donald. 250 00:09:10,309 --> 00:09:13,095 Can we say "cut"? Because somebody should say it. 251 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:14,923 Cut. 252 00:09:14,966 --> 00:09:17,403 Nailed it. 253 00:09:20,929 --> 00:09:22,452 Look at them, Don. 254 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,410 They're starstruck. 255 00:09:26,804 --> 00:09:28,197 Poor Adam. 256 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,199 What happened out there? 257 00:09:30,242 --> 00:09:32,244 Before we started, he was Tom Cruise. 258 00:09:32,288 --> 00:09:34,943 As soon as I said "action," he turned into Rain Man. 259 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:37,989 I mean, was he that bad? 260 00:09:38,033 --> 00:09:40,383 It felt bad, but I thought the camera would fix it. 261 00:09:40,426 --> 00:09:43,125 The camera adds weight, not talent. 262 00:09:45,214 --> 00:09:46,868 Look, we're gonna have to break it to Adam, 263 00:09:46,911 --> 00:09:48,609 but I can't do it on my own. 264 00:09:48,652 --> 00:09:51,612 You saw how bad I am at awkward conversations. 265 00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:52,700 I mean, 266 00:09:52,743 --> 00:09:53,875 Don, you'll help, right? 267 00:09:53,918 --> 00:09:55,398 Absolutely. We're family. 268 00:09:55,441 --> 00:09:56,747 We'll all do it together.ANDI: Okay. 269 00:09:56,791 --> 00:09:58,401 ADAM: Hey, I found some champagne in the garage! 270 00:09:58,444 --> 00:09:59,794 Okay, here he comes. 271 00:09:59,837 --> 00:10:02,187 All right, stay calm, Andi. 272 00:10:02,231 --> 00:10:04,189 [laughs, snorts] Oh. 273 00:10:04,233 --> 00:10:05,277 Don! 274 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,453 You said you would help. 275 00:10:07,497 --> 00:10:09,804 That's called "acting." 276 00:10:09,847 --> 00:10:11,240 Hey, whoa, w-where's everybody going? 277 00:10:11,283 --> 00:10:12,850 I got a thing.I'm going to his thing. 278 00:10:12,894 --> 00:10:14,809 I married the thing.I don't want to be here, 279 00:10:14,852 --> 00:10:16,637 and I don't care who knows it. 280 00:10:18,682 --> 00:10:20,989 Oh, well. More champagne for us. 281 00:10:21,032 --> 00:10:23,556 Good. Drinking is a good idea. Yeah. 282 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,341 Uh, because, um, yeah, 283 00:10:25,384 --> 00:10:27,082 I-I kind of need to tell you something. 284 00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:29,693 Yeah, well, go ahead. I love compliments. 285 00:10:29,737 --> 00:10:31,260 [both laugh] 286 00:10:31,303 --> 00:10:35,090 Um, okay, uh... 287 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:37,701 Well, about the commercial... 288 00:10:37,745 --> 00:10:40,661 I just... I just think that... 289 00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:43,272 [laughing] 290 00:10:43,315 --> 00:10:46,710 [snorting and laughing] 291 00:10:46,754 --> 00:10:48,494 Oh. 292 00:10:48,538 --> 00:10:51,759 Uh-oh. You're doing your thing. 293 00:10:51,802 --> 00:10:55,110 Okay, you don't have to say it, 'cause I felt it, too. 294 00:10:55,153 --> 00:10:56,328 Oh. 295 00:10:56,372 --> 00:10:58,548 Don kind of stinks. 296 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,159 Oh, boy. 297 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:02,813 But I think Lowell can fix that. 298 00:11:02,857 --> 00:11:04,772 He'll just focus more on me. 299 00:11:04,815 --> 00:11:07,209 Okay. How do I explain this to you? 300 00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:09,211 Um... Oh. 301 00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:11,561 Hey, remember how at all of our friends' weddings, 302 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,042 I used to get up and sing "Wind Beneath My Wings" 303 00:11:14,085 --> 00:11:15,913 'cause I thought I was a good singer? 304 00:11:15,957 --> 00:11:18,089 And then, finally, you had to wrestle me 305 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,178 into the ladies room at the Hilton and explain to me 306 00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:23,834 that I was ruining people's most precious day? 307 00:11:23,878 --> 00:11:25,923 [chuckling]: Yeah. Yeah. 308 00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:29,710 Still nothing? 309 00:11:31,102 --> 00:11:33,844 Okay. Well, honey... 310 00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:35,193 [laughs] Uh, 311 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,935 we are in the Hilton ladies room, 312 00:11:37,979 --> 00:11:41,330 and you're about to be crying by the tampon machine. 313 00:11:42,548 --> 00:11:44,289 This is nothing like that. 314 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:47,771 Everyone knew you were a bad singer but you. 315 00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,120 [laughing] 316 00:11:49,164 --> 00:11:51,732 Whereas in my case, uh... Oh. 317 00:11:53,342 --> 00:11:56,258 I'm sorry. 318 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:57,912 Huh. 319 00:11:57,955 --> 00:11:59,783 [laughs] 320 00:11:59,827 --> 00:12:03,134 I kind of pictured this going in a different direction. 321 00:12:03,178 --> 00:12:05,093 I thought we'd do a bunch of commercials, 322 00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:08,966 and then Terry Bradshaw would see it and be my friend. 323 00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:12,796 Well, I'm still your friend. 324 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,406 You know, it's fine. 325 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:16,060 It's fine. Oh. 326 00:12:16,104 --> 00:12:18,149 I-I'm sorry, honey. I-I know it's tough. 327 00:12:18,193 --> 00:12:19,803 Oh, no, no. Hey, hey, 328 00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:21,152 it needed to be said. 329 00:12:21,196 --> 00:12:22,806 Right? 330 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:24,808 I'm no actor. Big deal. 331 00:12:24,852 --> 00:12:29,030 The important thing is that the commercial is good. 332 00:12:29,073 --> 00:12:32,207 Yeah.So I will give Lowell a call 333 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:36,777 and tell him he needs to find a better... me. 334 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:38,604 I think he knows. 335 00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:47,396 I like our new Adam. You could really be brothers. 336 00:12:47,439 --> 00:12:48,832 Yeah. It's nice that you're tall. 337 00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,268 We could high-five, and I don't have to crouch down. 338 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,575 Whoa-oh![laughter] 339 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,839 Uh-oh. Adam, you're here. 340 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,623 Didn't you get the e-mail I sent you-- 341 00:12:57,667 --> 00:13:00,104 subject line: "Maybe stay in the house"? 342 00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:02,454 It's fine. This commercial is important to Burns Brothers, 343 00:13:02,498 --> 00:13:05,283 so I think I should meet the guy who's playing me. 344 00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:06,894 That's not gonna be uncomfortable for you? 345 00:13:06,937 --> 00:13:08,721 What? No. 346 00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:11,072 I rise above. That's what I do. 347 00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:14,553 That's the spirit. Hey, New Adam? 348 00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:16,599 Yeah. I'd like you to meet someone. 349 00:13:16,642 --> 00:13:19,428 Oh, great. Is this who I give my lunch order to? 350 00:13:19,471 --> 00:13:23,301 No. No, this is Adam Burns, the person you're playing. 351 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,870 It's okay, Lowell. Like I said, I rise above. 352 00:13:26,914 --> 00:13:28,959 Also, there's no budget for lunch. 353 00:13:29,003 --> 00:13:30,656 I have a cherry ChapStick. 354 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,484 You can nibble on that later. 355 00:13:34,182 --> 00:13:37,576 Uh, so, uh, New Adam, uh, what's your name? 356 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,578 I'm Leif Forrest. I'm sorry? 357 00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:42,146 Leif... Forrest. 358 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,412 [laughing] 359 00:13:47,456 --> 00:13:48,979 [laughter] 360 00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:51,547 I'm gonna... I'm gonna go back over there, 361 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:54,158 'cause it's easier to rise above back over there. 362 00:13:54,202 --> 00:13:55,551 [laughs] 363 00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:57,335 ANDI: Bob, 364 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,598 yesterday, I had to have a very awkward conversation 365 00:13:59,642 --> 00:14:01,165 with my husband, and... Yes. 366 00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:04,081 ...I realized that it's something I can do if I have to. 367 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,691 So... 368 00:14:05,735 --> 00:14:08,042 can I have a raise? 369 00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:10,479 I'll let you in on a little secret. 370 00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:12,437 Our hospital's getting bought by SuperMed, 371 00:14:12,481 --> 00:14:15,049 and they said they have big plans for our lab. 372 00:14:15,092 --> 00:14:17,747 I have a call with them later to finalize the details, 373 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,271 and when I do, you're gonna get that raise. 374 00:14:20,315 --> 00:14:22,665 Really?! [laughing]: Yes. 375 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,449 Oh, thank you, Bob. 376 00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:27,148 I am so proud of myself. 377 00:14:27,191 --> 00:14:28,627 I didn't even snort on you. 378 00:14:28,671 --> 00:14:30,151 [both laughing] 379 00:14:30,194 --> 00:14:31,804 Well, we're both happy about that. 380 00:14:31,848 --> 00:14:33,241 [both laughing] 381 00:14:33,284 --> 00:14:34,590 [snorting] Damn it! 382 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:36,461 Yeah. 383 00:14:36,505 --> 00:14:38,463 All right, let's get started. 384 00:14:38,507 --> 00:14:41,814 Burns Brothers Commercial, Episode II: A New Hope. 385 00:14:41,858 --> 00:14:45,122 Take one. Action. 386 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,168 Hi. My name is Don Burns, 387 00:14:47,211 --> 00:14:48,952 and I own Burns Brothers Construction, 388 00:14:48,996 --> 00:14:50,432 along with my brother Adam. 389 00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,173 Here at Burns Brothers, 390 00:14:52,216 --> 00:14:54,697 we know you need quality work at low prices. 391 00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:57,265 Cut!No. No, no. 392 00:14:57,308 --> 00:15:00,268 You don't say "cut." Isay "cut." Cut. Now it's official. 393 00:15:00,311 --> 00:15:03,488 Leif, you're doing great so far, but I just wanted to point out, 394 00:15:03,532 --> 00:15:06,491 you're saying "quality work at low prices." 395 00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:11,801 Yeah. It's quali-TEE work at low PRI-ces. 396 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,282 But nobody talks like that. 397 00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:15,979 I'm just trying to help, you know? 398 00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:19,548 You've never actually built a mini-mall, but I have, so... 399 00:15:19,591 --> 00:15:23,030 Well, I went to six weeks of acting classes ina mini-mall, 400 00:15:23,073 --> 00:15:24,553 so, I know what I'm doing. 401 00:15:24,596 --> 00:15:26,772 LOWELL: Okay, okay. 402 00:15:26,816 --> 00:15:29,471 Adam-- TV Adam-- let's just give it another try. 403 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:33,866 Are you sure this guy's better than me? 404 00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:36,260 Yes! Sorry. Yes. 405 00:15:37,305 --> 00:15:39,916 And action. 406 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,266 Hi. My name is Don Burns, 407 00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,920 and I own Burns Brothers Construction, 408 00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:45,704 along with my brother Adam. 409 00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:48,359 Here at Burns Brothers...ADAM: Cut! 410 00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:52,015 Why are you making that face? 411 00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:54,235 I wasn't making a face. 412 00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:55,801 Oh, sorry, sorry. 413 00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:57,629 I... I thought you were making a stupid face. 414 00:15:57,673 --> 00:15:59,109 It's just regular, you guys. 415 00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:00,632 It's just his regular face. 416 00:16:03,287 --> 00:16:06,073 And... action. 417 00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:07,596 Hi. I'm Don Burns, and... 418 00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:09,119 Cut. 419 00:16:09,163 --> 00:16:10,338 LOWELL: Adam, what are you doing? 420 00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:12,601 Just one second. I think I can help this guy. 421 00:16:12,644 --> 00:16:14,255 Cut. Son of a biscuit! 422 00:16:14,298 --> 00:16:15,604 Okay. Uh... 423 00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:18,215 You're playing me. Right? Okay? 424 00:16:18,259 --> 00:16:21,001 I am not this. 425 00:16:21,044 --> 00:16:23,568 All right? I am this. 426 00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:26,745 Okay, that's it. 427 00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:28,704 I can't work with this guy. 428 00:16:28,747 --> 00:16:30,923 Uh-oh. Looks like we have 429 00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:32,882 a diva on our hands. 430 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,405 Let's get you a snack. 431 00:16:34,449 --> 00:16:37,147 Do you eat snacks, or do you just do push-ups, or...? 432 00:16:38,453 --> 00:16:40,759 What is with you?What? 433 00:16:40,803 --> 00:16:42,370 Look, we need this commercial to be good, 434 00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:44,763 and Forrest Gump over there isn't bringing the magic. 435 00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:46,722 And that's it? 436 00:16:46,765 --> 00:16:48,332 Well, yeah. What else would there be? 437 00:16:48,376 --> 00:16:50,117 Oh, come on, man. It's obvious. 438 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,727 You feel threatened 439 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:54,904 because Leif and I are very tall. 440 00:16:55,905 --> 00:16:58,038 I am normal height. 441 00:16:58,081 --> 00:17:00,388 This is what people look like. 442 00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:02,390 And if I feel threatened, it's because it's my fault 443 00:17:02,433 --> 00:17:04,131 our company's in trouble. 444 00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:05,958 I feel like you're losing confidence in me, 445 00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:08,744 and now you have literally replaced me. 446 00:17:08,787 --> 00:17:11,138 That was my second guess. 447 00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:15,316 Wow. I think I just unlocked something there. 448 00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:19,233 My neck feels so loose all of a sudden. 449 00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:22,932 Hey, what happened with Lisa isn't your fault. 450 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,021 We both screwed that up. 451 00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:29,330 Well, thanks for saying that. 452 00:17:29,373 --> 00:17:31,723 Hey, and you were a little right. 453 00:17:31,767 --> 00:17:33,899 Leif is very tall, and I don't love it. 454 00:17:33,943 --> 00:17:36,511 Look, 455 00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:40,602 if you don't like that guy, then I don't like that guy. 456 00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,908 Hey, Leif, you're out of here. 457 00:17:42,952 --> 00:17:45,128 Wait. What? Why? 458 00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:47,870 Because I'd rather make the worst commercial ever 459 00:17:47,913 --> 00:17:50,002 with my brother than a great commercial 460 00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:52,222 with the most talented man I've ever met. 461 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,486 Don, you're firing this guy 462 00:17:55,530 --> 00:17:57,445 when he didn't do a single thing wrong. 463 00:17:58,446 --> 00:18:01,362 You're a good brother. 464 00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:05,061 This is the most unprofessional set I have ever been on. 465 00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:06,976 And I have been on three. 466 00:18:12,112 --> 00:18:13,983 Hey, welcome back. 467 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,420 Okay, gentlemen, 468 00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:18,118 let's make a terrible commercial. 469 00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:20,555 Come on. 470 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,298 Hi. My name is Don Burns, 471 00:18:24,341 --> 00:18:27,649 and my brother Adam and I own Burns Brothers Construction. 472 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,868 You want quality work at a low price. 473 00:18:29,912 --> 00:18:32,306 That's why we'll match or beat our competition, 474 00:18:32,349 --> 00:18:36,136 because here at Burns Brothers, not only do we love puppies... 475 00:18:38,442 --> 00:18:40,488 BOTH [yelling]: We hate money! 476 00:18:40,531 --> 00:18:42,838 [upbeat tune plays] 477 00:18:42,881 --> 00:18:44,056 [whoosh, rumble] 478 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,015 I love it! 479 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,060 Me not talking was a good idea. 480 00:18:48,104 --> 00:18:50,846 That puppy's got a hell of a career ahead of him. 481 00:18:50,889 --> 00:18:52,630 Yeah.We did it, brother, you and me. 482 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,458 Yeah. Ah! 483 00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:55,894 "Good job, Lowell." "Good job, Lowell." 484 00:18:55,938 --> 00:18:57,896 "Oh, thank you. It's nice to hear." 485 00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,463 Great job, Lowell. Thank you. 486 00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:01,987 [door opens, Adam chuckles] 487 00:19:02,031 --> 00:19:04,120 Hey, Andi, we finished our commercial. 488 00:19:04,164 --> 00:19:06,209 I think our troubles are finally... 489 00:19:06,253 --> 00:19:07,732 What's the matter? 490 00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:09,169 I just got laid off. 491 00:19:09,212 --> 00:19:11,127 What?! Yeah. The... 492 00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:12,955 The hospital got bought, 493 00:19:12,998 --> 00:19:14,913 and the new owners eliminated our whole department. 494 00:19:14,957 --> 00:19:18,787 When Bob had his call with them, they just fired all of us. 495 00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:22,747 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 496 00:19:22,791 --> 00:19:25,663 Whoa. 497 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:29,145 Wow. I guess now neither of us are working. 498 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:34,281 Well, look at it this way. 499 00:19:34,324 --> 00:19:36,631 It's a good thing you guys hate money. 500 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:48,817 Okay, let's just try to think about the good stuff, huh? 501 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:52,037 I mean, we have a lot to be thankful for. 502 00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:54,518 Yeah, you're right. 503 00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:56,564 We've got some money set aside, 504 00:19:56,607 --> 00:19:58,305 and I've got no secret second family, 505 00:19:58,348 --> 00:20:01,395 so we're saving money right there. 506 00:20:01,438 --> 00:20:04,180 Yeah, I think we're gonna be all right. 507 00:20:04,224 --> 00:20:05,790 Of course we will. 508 00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:08,706 Hey, I don't want you worrying. 509 00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:13,320 You know what I just realized? 510 00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:15,409 Hmm? 511 00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:19,021 I'm out of work, and you're out of work. 512 00:20:19,064 --> 00:20:22,894 So we're finally getting paid the same for the same job. 513 00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:24,592 [chuckles]There's your equal rights. 514 00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:26,550 [chuckling] 515 00:20:28,378 --> 00:20:31,773 WOMAN: ♪ Go ahead and get drunk as a skunk ♪ 516 00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:35,124 ♪ We'll get you out of jail! 517 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,344 Damn, it iscatchy.Mm. 518 00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:39,520 We should have done a jingle. 519 00:20:39,563 --> 00:20:40,564 What? 520 00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:47,702 Captioning sponsored by CBS 521 00:20:47,745 --> 00:20:50,748 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org