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Lowell, how could
your wife leave a man

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that makes biscuits this fluffy?

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When you move
into your own place,

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don't bother getting a bed,
just make a giant one of these.

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Cooking for you guys
is the least I can do.

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You took me in
at my darkest hour,

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when my soul was shattered
and all hope was lost.

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That's the frittata.

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We have never eaten
like this before.

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Uh, we cook for you every day.

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I stand by what I said.

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Hey, honey, you know
what I realized?

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We've been working
together for a week.

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Today is our one week
workaversary.

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Oh, wow, yeah.

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Uh, I got you something.

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I'm just waiting
on a tracking number.

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Oh, come on.
Seriously, this is big.

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I mean, I think we're past the
bumpy getting used to it phase

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and on to smooth sailing.

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Toot, toot!

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Today's Mommy's big day
to show us the sample finishes

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that she picked out
for the flip house.

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What's a sample?What's a finish?

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What's a flip house?

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The house we've been
fixing up to sell.

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We've been talking
about it for weeks.

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You know, we listen
to all your boring stories.

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Mr. 45 Minutes on what
happened in some video game.

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All right, come on.
We better get going.

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Oh, Lowell, do you need
a ride to work?I'll meet you there.

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I have to stop by the grocery
store to pick up buttermilk

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for Fried Chicken Friday.

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Now that's a wife.

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I hope Lowell never leaves.

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No, no, no, no. We...

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We want our friend to get
his confidence back,

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move into his new apartment
and start his new life.

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Sure, just as long as it's after
Fried Chicken Friday.

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Ha, ha. You were quiet,
you thought we'd forget

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to take you to school.
Come on, let's go.

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ANDI:
So,

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that's the kitchen.

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Crisp, elegant, a world above.

45
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I got that
from a vodka commercial,

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but y-you get my point.

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I love it.

48
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This is like one
of those kitchens

49
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the lady on Fixer Upper
would make.

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Her name is Joanna Gaines,
and that is the nicest thing

51
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you've ever said to me.

52
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Well, what are
you thinking, Don?

53
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To be honest, I was thinking
about Lowell's biscuits.

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He loves it.
All right, so, uh,

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all we have left
is the backsplash?

56
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Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking,
let's blow people's minds

57
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with this gorgeous
Peruvian tile.

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Eh, that stuff's expensive.

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Okay? I'm thinking
we need something

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a little less Peruvian,
a little more Home Depot-vian.

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And you know,
I've checked

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the comps for this neighborhood,

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and they don't support
high-end finishes.

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Values in this neighborhood
are up ten percent.

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Buyers are gonna be looking
for something more custom.

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Maybe, maybe,
but that's a gamble.

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Okay? And last time we gambled,

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you got pregnant
for the third time.

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Guys, can I say something?

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I don't even remember
eating the last biscuit.

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All right, look. Okay,
we both have some good points,

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so it's a tie.

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But at work, tie goes
to the boss, so the answer's no.

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But it's imported.

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No.

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Artisan.

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No.

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That means hand-painted.

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Oh. Well, then, no.

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Wow.

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Three no's.

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That's a lot of no's.

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Oh, come on, honey.

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You're not gonna get mad just
because I said no to some tile?

85
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Well, no, it's not the no,
it's just, you had a tone.

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I had a tone?

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Yeah. "Tie goes to the boss"?

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I mean, who says that?

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The boss.

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Okay. You know what?
I'm a professional.

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I can handle it.

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Great.

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Don't touch me.

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Come on.

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I thought we were
smooth sailing.

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Toot, toot.

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You should go
with the nice tile,

98
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'cause this might be
where you're living now.

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Hey.
Hey.

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Thanks for coming to pick us up.

101
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Andi's still mad
about that tile,

102
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so she drove herself and
my truck keys to work.

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It was a very quiet dinner
last night.

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If I can't win her over
with my Beef Wellington,

105
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you know Mama's cranky.

106
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Well, it got worse
when we went upstairs.

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She made me watch
Sex and the Cityreruns.

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That is the longest I've gone

109
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without laughing
in my entire life.

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You and Andi are creating
a hostile work environment.

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I may need a couple weeks off.

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The problem is, Andi's not
used to me saying no to her.

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You say it to us all the time.

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That's because you guys are men,

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and you understand that
no is the end of it.

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But women are stronger
than us. They don't give up.

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That's why theygive birth.

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We'd be like, oh, forget
it, just leave it in,

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I'll loosen my seatbelt.

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Like how my wife wouldn't
take no for an answer

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when she asked if she could
sleep with other men.

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Lowell, your thing is not
like other things, okay?

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When Andi and I were first
married, I said no a lot.

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But then I noticed something:
it didn't work.

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Do you think I said yes to this?

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Huh?

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A giant painting of a tricycle?

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I said no to her 20 times,
but she asked me 21 times,

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Why a tricycle? I don't get it.

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So when she hears a no from you,
it's a shock to the system.

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Right, right.
And now that I'm her boss,

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I'm gonna have
to say no to her all the time.

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Marcy hates it when I say no.

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So whenever

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she brings up something
I disagree with,

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I just say "Yeah, maybe."

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"Yeah, maybe"?

138
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Yeah. It's like
a softer version of no.

139
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I can't say a real no to her.

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She'll rip my arms off.

141
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And I need my arms.
That's where I keep my hands.

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And that works?

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Every time.

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She feels like
I'm thinking about it--

145
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which I'm not-- time passes,

146
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and then it just goes away.

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I'll be in the truck.

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Am I crazy, or did he just
say something helpful?

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I'm as stunned as you are.

150
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"Yeah, maybe." Huh.

151
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Next time Andi brings up
the tile, I'm using that.

152
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I can't sleep when
we're fighting.

153
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Okay? Usually I'm the big spoon
and she's the little spoon.

154
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But you can't cuddle
with an angry spoon.

155
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That's just a fork.

156
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Oh, hey, Andi. You okay?

157
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Ugh, I've been all over town
trying to find a cheaper tile

158
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that'll work, but I know that
the one I picked is perfect.

159
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And then, I got so distracted
thinking about how right I was,

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that I drove onto the front lawn
of the library.

161
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Maybe let Adam have this one.

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In the marriage book
I'm reading, a little late--

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I said it before you could--

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they say the best gift
you give yourself

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is the one you give
your partner.

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Yeah, I'm not doing that.

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I mean,
this is my first big idea

168
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for Burns Brothers, you know?

169
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And how we handle this
is gonna decide

170
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how we handle everything else.

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I don't know,
the tile

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is a great idea
Adam hasn't recognized yet.

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Ugh, husbands are weird.

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Last night, Don handed me
a bunch of biscuit crumbs

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from his pocket and asked me
to reverse engineer it.

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Like Jurassic Park,he said.

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You know, when
we were first married,

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I had to convince Adam
of everything.
Oh.

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But you know, I'd just keep
explaining how what I wanted

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was a good idea until
he realized he was wrong.

181
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Like that tricycle painting.

182
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He didn't want it, and now,

183
00:08:06,811 --> 00:08:08,552
he loves it as much as I do.

184
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Are you sure he loves it?

185
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Oh, yeah.
: Okay?

186
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I mean, sometimes
I catch him staring at it,

187
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shaking his head, wondering
how he could've been so wrong.

188
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You'll wear him down eventually.

189
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I believe in you.I don't have time.

190
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I mean, every day we own
that house, we're losing money.

191
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We got to keep things moving.

192
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You're making this
way too complicated.

193
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He's a guy.

194
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You know what to do. Sex him up.

195
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If you don't want to do it,
that's fine.

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Just don't have a backsplash.

197
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No backsplash? Well...

198
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Huh, better go shave my legs.

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Hey.

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00:09:02,867 --> 00:09:05,043
Hey.

201
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:08,438
So,

202
00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:13,704
Lowell took the kids
to the movies.

203
00:09:15,532 --> 00:09:19,231
So it's just you and me.

204
00:09:24,323 --> 00:09:28,458
I think I dripped
a little salsa on that arm.

205
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,460
I like it, señor.

206
00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,636
It makes you spicy.

207
00:09:34,856 --> 00:09:36,814
Okay, well,

208
00:09:36,858 --> 00:09:39,643
I guess you're not
mad at me anymore.

209
00:09:39,687 --> 00:09:42,864
Well, if you're talking
about the flip house,

210
00:09:42,907 --> 00:09:44,648
we both want the same thing.

211
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Right? To make the most money
when we sell it.

212
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Which is why

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I really think...

214
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Hmm.

215
00:09:55,703 --> 00:09:58,096
...we need...

216
00:10:00,142 --> 00:10:04,886
...that gorgeous Peruvian tile.

217
00:10:04,929 --> 00:10:07,453
Ha! There it is.

218
00:10:07,497 --> 00:10:09,891
Okay, I'm onto you.What?

219
00:10:09,934 --> 00:10:11,675
You're using sex
to get your way?

220
00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:16,724
Ooh, I want to be mad at you,
but I just can't. What...

221
00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,551
Come on, honey.

222
00:10:18,595 --> 00:10:22,512
I-I... I really think the
tile is the way to go.

223
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:26,081
Just, I just want you
to trust me on this.

224
00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:27,735
What do you say?

225
00:10:27,778 --> 00:10:29,345
I...

226
00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:38,746
Uh...

227
00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:42,140
Yeah, maybe.

228
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,316
Roger that.

229
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,632
All right.

230
00:10:55,676 --> 00:10:58,809
All right.

231
00:10:58,853 --> 00:11:01,943
I'm glad we talked
about this.

232
00:11:01,986 --> 00:11:04,206
Me, too. Yeah.

233
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:07,035
Now let's go upstairs,
Señor Spicy.

234
00:11:08,863 --> 00:11:11,474
You are a good person.

235
00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:16,914
ANDI:
Leave the chips.

236
00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:26,881
Hey, Don.

237
00:11:26,924 --> 00:11:28,665
You are a genius.

238
00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,232
I get that a lot.

239
00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:33,496
So Andi tried to manipulate me
with sex to get that tile,

240
00:11:33,539 --> 00:11:36,673
but I used your trick
and she gave up on it,

241
00:11:36,717 --> 00:11:38,806
and then we still went upstairs.

242
00:11:38,849 --> 00:11:41,025
It was just like an episode
of Sex and the City,

243
00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:43,114
but with more laughs.

244
00:11:43,158 --> 00:11:44,812
I wish I could've
been there to see it.

245
00:11:44,855 --> 00:11:46,727
Just the first part,
not the gross part.

246
00:11:47,771 --> 00:11:48,729
Hey, guys.

247
00:11:48,772 --> 00:11:49,947
Hey.

248
00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:51,253
Hey, there's
my pretty lady.

249
00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:53,081
Aww. Hey, um, where do you want
the delivery guy

250
00:11:53,124 --> 00:11:54,343
to put the Peruvian tile?

251
00:11:54,386 --> 00:11:56,084
What?

252
00:11:56,127 --> 00:11:59,043
I didn't approve that.
I said, "Yeah, maybe."

253
00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:01,045
Right. The "yeah"
meant you approved

254
00:12:01,089 --> 00:12:03,526
and the "maybe" meant, "only if
I thought it was a good idea,"

255
00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:05,571
which I did.
You know what, I'll just,

256
00:12:05,615 --> 00:12:06,790
I'll just have him
take it around back.

257
00:12:10,968 --> 00:12:13,841
Don't look at me,
you did it wrong.

258
00:12:13,884 --> 00:12:15,799
I told you to say,
"Maybe, yeah."

259
00:12:15,843 --> 00:12:19,803
No, you said, "Yeah, maybe."

260
00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:21,109
I would never say "yeah, maybe"

261
00:12:21,152 --> 00:12:22,588
because "yeah, maybe"
means yeah.

262
00:12:22,632 --> 00:12:23,981
Everyone knows that.

263
00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:26,810
You know why
you like biscuits so much?

264
00:12:26,854 --> 00:12:28,420
'Cause that's what your brain
is made of.

265
00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:38,082
Thanks to you, this whole thing
just got ten times worse.

266
00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:41,259
Now I have to tell Andi no
when she thinks I told her yes.

267
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,784
She's really not gonna like
my tone on that.

268
00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:44,959
So let her have the tile.

269
00:12:45,002 --> 00:12:47,091
I can't do that.

270
00:12:47,135 --> 00:12:48,745
This is our first
work disagreement, okay?

271
00:12:48,789 --> 00:12:50,703
How this plays out
sets a precedent

272
00:12:50,747 --> 00:12:52,705
for our whole
working relationship.

273
00:12:52,749 --> 00:12:54,969
She needs to respect me
as her boss.

274
00:12:55,012 --> 00:12:57,406
I don't see that happening.

275
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,496
Look, I know the tile
is a little thing,

276
00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:02,106
but this is what happened
at home.

277
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:04,282
I gave in on little stuff,
next thing I know,

278
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,632
she's driving the bus.
This is my bus,

279
00:13:06,676 --> 00:13:09,853
I get to drive it!
Hey, hey.

280
00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:12,638
It's our bus.
We're Burns Brothers, remember?

281
00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:13,857
We're partners.

282
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,816
That's right.

283
00:13:15,859 --> 00:13:18,209
That's right,
you're her boss, too,

284
00:13:18,253 --> 00:13:21,169
but she's not your wife,
so you can say no to her

285
00:13:21,212 --> 00:13:23,606
and it's no big deal.
What do you say?

286
00:13:23,649 --> 00:13:26,217
Maybe, yeah.

287
00:13:26,261 --> 00:13:28,611
All right, well,
you think about it.

288
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,441
Wait a minute,
that does work!

289
00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:38,795
Andi, we need
to talk.

290
00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:40,275
Okay, what's up?

291
00:13:40,318 --> 00:13:42,625
I'm gonna stop you
right there.

292
00:13:42,668 --> 00:13:46,411
Look, Adam's not your only boss,
I'm your boss, too.

293
00:13:46,455 --> 00:13:49,284
And as such, I'm saying no
to that Peruvian tile.

294
00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:53,288
So you can box it up
and send it all back to Peruvia.

295
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:55,725
Peru.

296
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,423
Pretty sure I'm right.

297
00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:01,644
Anyway, it's not happening.
The answer's no.

298
00:14:01,687 --> 00:14:04,255
Done talking, final answer, no.

299
00:14:04,299 --> 00:14:08,825
Okay, you're the boss, but, uh,
can I ask you something?

300
00:14:08,869 --> 00:14:12,350
Did, uh, did Adam
put you up to this?

301
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,222
What?

302
00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:16,615
Adam doesn't tell me what to do.

303
00:14:16,659 --> 00:14:20,141
Yeah. I bet he told you
to do this.

304
00:14:20,184 --> 00:14:22,926
And he didn't even ask you
how you felt about it, did he?

305
00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:24,188
He did not.

306
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:31,979
I mean, would a brother treat
a brother that way in Peruvia?

307
00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:34,198
He would not.

308
00:14:37,985 --> 00:14:39,987
Hey, guys.

309
00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:46,994
Andi and Don would like me
to tell you

310
00:14:47,037 --> 00:14:48,560
that they don't like your tone.

311
00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:54,349
She already turned you?
You weak-minded fool.

312
00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:56,481
I didn't do anything.

313
00:14:56,525 --> 00:14:58,048
He doesn't like
your tone, either.

314
00:14:58,092 --> 00:15:01,225
Oh, it's got nothing to do
with my tone, okay?

315
00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:03,140
You just don't like
hearing the word no.

316
00:15:07,318 --> 00:15:08,929
Okay, fine,

317
00:15:08,972 --> 00:15:10,887
I don't like hearing no,
especially when I'm right.

318
00:15:10,931 --> 00:15:13,542
Ha, I knew it! My tone is great.

319
00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:16,545
In the morning, animals gather
around me like I'm Cinderella.

320
00:15:16,588 --> 00:15:18,503
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

321
00:15:18,547 --> 00:15:20,070
You're wasting your time.
He doesn't listen.

322
00:15:20,114 --> 00:15:21,506
I tried to teach you
"yeah, maybe"

323
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,291
to get you out of this jam,
but you screwed it up.

324
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:25,423
Well, you did it again!
You just said, "Yeah, maybe."

325
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,685
No, I said "maybe, yeah."

326
00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:29,514
This guy.

327
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:32,778
Tell you what, Don and Lowell
both work with you,

328
00:15:32,822 --> 00:15:35,781
so raise your hand
if you think Adam

329
00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:37,696
doesn't always listen
to your ideas.

330
00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:44,399
I'm not seeing any hands.

331
00:15:44,442 --> 00:15:47,532
All I'm saying is
consider the possibility

332
00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:50,318
that you don't always
recognize a good idea.

333
00:15:50,361 --> 00:15:53,974
Like the tricycle painting you
didn't want and now you love.

334
00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:58,282
I love?
Yeah.

335
00:15:58,326 --> 00:15:59,544
I hate that painting.

336
00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,155
What?

337
00:16:01,198 --> 00:16:03,287
I knew that. I knew he
didn't like the painting.

338
00:16:03,331 --> 00:16:04,985
I've been playing
both sides on this one.

339
00:16:08,684 --> 00:16:10,642
But I convinced you I was right.

340
00:16:10,686 --> 00:16:12,818
What? You didn't convince me
of anything.

341
00:16:12,862 --> 00:16:14,081
You outlasted me.

342
00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:15,169
You're like the

343
00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:17,867
Everlasting Gobstopper
of arguing.

344
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,478
But it's poignant.

345
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:21,871
It's got nothing
to do with us.

346
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,438
Whenever someone new
comes over the house,

347
00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:24,656
they look at that painting
and they say,

348
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:26,223
"Oh, do you collect
tricycles?

349
00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:29,096
"Uh, did your grandfather
invent the tricycle?

350
00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:32,490
"What's-what's, what's with
the weird tricycle?"

351
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:34,405
I finally lied
and just started saying

352
00:16:34,449 --> 00:16:36,538
it's a tricycle
because we have three kids.

353
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:38,931
That is why
it's a tricycle!

354
00:16:40,672 --> 00:16:43,501
Oh.

355
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,242
Yeah. I still hate it.

356
00:16:45,286 --> 00:16:48,158
I just wish I would've
stuck to my guns,

357
00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:49,507
like I'm doing
with your fancy tile.

358
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,683
Yeah, well, I'm sticking
to my guns, too.

359
00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:54,251
Well, then I don't know
what to do.

360
00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:57,037
Well, I don't know
what to do either.

361
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,866
Hey, here's an idea.

362
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:02,433
Let's make a fancy backsplash
out of that painting.

363
00:17:02,477 --> 00:17:03,956
Kill two birds.

364
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,350
Oh, yeah?
I got two birds for you.

365
00:17:08,874 --> 00:17:12,052
Very nice.
You have children!

366
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,450
All right.

367
00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:21,800
I had a lot of time
to think in there,

368
00:17:21,844 --> 00:17:23,193
thanks to Lowell's jambalaya.

369
00:17:23,237 --> 00:17:26,370
Here's the thing.

370
00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:28,242
I like working together.

371
00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:30,113
You're a
great designer

372
00:17:30,157 --> 00:17:33,247
and you look smoking hot
in a hard hat.

373
00:17:35,162 --> 00:17:37,860
That's a good opening line,
I'm listening.

374
00:17:37,903 --> 00:17:40,384
Honey, our marriage
means everything to me,

375
00:17:40,428 --> 00:17:43,474
but in business you need
a boss who has final say

376
00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:45,476
or it's chaos.

377
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,261
I get that.

378
00:17:47,304 --> 00:17:49,176
Just like here at home,
where you get the final say,

379
00:17:49,219 --> 00:17:50,655
which makes sense

380
00:17:50,699 --> 00:17:54,137
because you care about the kids
way more than I do.

381
00:17:54,181 --> 00:17:58,185
I love them,
but their stories are so boring.

382
00:17:58,228 --> 00:17:59,490
Okay, so what do you suggest?

383
00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,362
I mean, you were
in there for a while

384
00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:02,885
so I know you have a plan.

385
00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:06,193
Yeah, okay, all right,
here's my offer.

386
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:09,326
You get to pick where
you want to drive the bus.

387
00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:12,024
Now, you can keep
driving it here at home,

388
00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:14,766
or you can start
driving it at work.

389
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,333
But before
you answer,

390
00:18:16,377 --> 00:18:17,769
you should know
that, last week,

391
00:18:17,813 --> 00:18:20,163
when I was supposed to take
the kids to the dentist,

392
00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:22,383
we got lost and just went
to Dairy Queen.

393
00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:25,168
That's the opposite
of the dentist.

394
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:29,041
Okay, I'm...

395
00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:30,608
I'm gonna stick with home.

396
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,523
Great, and I will
stick with work.

397
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:35,613
And from now on,
I will watch my tone

398
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:38,181
when I say things like this:

399
00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:42,316
Darling, love of my life,
I already returned the tile.

400
00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:47,059
Okay, that's your call
and I respect that.

401
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:49,801
Great. So are we good?

402
00:18:49,845 --> 00:18:51,368
Yeah, we're good.

403
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,633
So, what do you
want to do now?

404
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,070
Well...

405
00:18:58,114 --> 00:19:00,334
I was thinking...
Yeah?

406
00:19:00,377 --> 00:19:02,553
...we could watch some
Sex and the City.

407
00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:04,033
Really?

408
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,948
Yeah, Carrie's got problems.

409
00:19:05,991 --> 00:19:07,254
Mr. Big won't commit!

410
00:19:12,346 --> 00:19:15,523
Morning, Lowell.
Morning.

411
00:19:15,566 --> 00:19:17,438
I've decided to move back
to my apartment.

412
00:19:17,481 --> 00:19:19,918
Are you sure?
You're-you're welcome to stay.

413
00:19:19,962 --> 00:19:22,443
Oh, h-how about this,
stay through the week,

414
00:19:22,486 --> 00:19:26,534
and then we'll do a big send-off
after Fried Chicken Friday.

415
00:19:26,577 --> 00:19:29,319
No, it's too much.

416
00:19:29,363 --> 00:19:31,408
First you're fighting,
then you're fooling around,

417
00:19:31,452 --> 00:19:32,888
then it sounds like
you're fighting,

418
00:19:32,931 --> 00:19:34,368
but I can't tell the difference.

419
00:19:34,411 --> 00:19:37,327
You heard us?

420
00:19:37,371 --> 00:19:39,677
The guest room shares a wall
with the master.

421
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,723
I might as well
be in there with you.

422
00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:46,380
Well, that's
new information.

423
00:19:46,423 --> 00:19:48,512
We've had a lot of people
stay in that guest room.

424
00:19:48,556 --> 00:19:50,993
Maybe that's why we never got
another exchange student.

425
00:19:51,036 --> 00:19:52,690
Oh.

426
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:57,129
I have to ask you,
who is Señor Spicy?

427
00:19:57,173 --> 00:19:58,783
All right.

428
00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:00,307
He has a lovely
singing voice.

429
00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,047
Yeah, good luck to you.
See you later.

430
00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:12,884
Hey, what are
you doing?

431
00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:14,538
I'm taking it down.

432
00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:16,758
I don't want you to be unhappy
in your own living room.

433
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:19,369
No, you can leave it up there.

434
00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:22,067
I've kind of gotten
used to it,

435
00:20:22,111 --> 00:20:24,287
like your extra long middle toe.

436
00:20:24,331 --> 00:20:26,724
Hey, that's good luck.

437
00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:30,424
But about the painting,
thank you,

438
00:20:30,467 --> 00:20:31,686
You're welcome.

439
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:33,775
But if I ever kill something
with a big head,

440
00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:35,820
it's going up there.

441
00:20:35,864 --> 00:20:38,736
Maybe, yeah.

442
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,304
Okay, it's settled.

443
00:20:41,348 --> 00:20:42,914
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