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-Okay, we're off to the movies.
-Ah.

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But first, Adam,

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I am gonna do something
incredibly nice for you.

4
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Well, if you can say what it is
in front of the guys,

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it's not what I'm secretly hoping for.

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No, it is our 20th anniversary
this weekend,

7
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and I know you put a lot of pressure
on yourself about these things.

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So I made us a dinner reservation
at La Traviata.

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That's Italian for
"I took care of it, honey." [chuckles]

10
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Honey, thank you,

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but I'm well aware
it's our 20th anniversary,

12
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and I've already made
some very special plans.

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Ooh, you're lucky.

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If I don't constantly threaten Don,
he doesn't plan anything.

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I'm never more thoughtful
than when I'm frightened out of my mind.

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Don't worry, I got this.

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-Aw, that is so sweet.
-[chuckles]

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Okay, I'll cancel our reservations.

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[chuckles] I got this whole
20th anniversary thing under control.

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I had no idea it was our 20th!

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[groans]

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I could tell. I've seen that look
on my own face.

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I mean, I knew we had
an anniversary coming up,

24
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but I didn't know it was such a big one.

25
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I knew, because you and Andi
were married in May of 2000,

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which is exactly 16 years before we met.

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This will be our fourth friendaversary

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This is gonna be harder than I thought.
I can't do my usual anniversary stuff.

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I need something big.
Twenty years is a milestone.

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That's where the word came from.

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"Mile." "Stone."
Long and heavy, like a marriage.

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We're gonna need beers for this.
I do better with some thinking juice.

33
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All right, I got something.

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Andi loves theater. Everybody knows that.
So I'll take her to a play.

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Look at that, just one sip,
I already had an idea.

36
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That's nice,
but if you really want to dazzle her,

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you need to come up with something

38
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she doesn't know
you know she'd like to do.

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He's right. For me and Marcy's
25th anniversary,

40
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I took her hot-air ballooning
over wine country.

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The best part was she didn't know
that I knew she wanted to do that.

42
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You told me a hundred times.

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One balloon ride
and you're Antonio Banderas.

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When you surprise your wife with something
you secretly noticed about her,

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it says you pay attention
because you care.

46
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Yeah, but how do I know something
she doesn't know I know?

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If I know it, she'll know I know
because she told me.

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It's the only way I know things.

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Don, how did you know
Marcy wanted to go on a balloon ride?

50
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Well, because I love my wife.

51
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And I know where she keeps her diary.

52
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Wait a minute, how about this?

53
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Andi's got lots of pictures
of owls in here.

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Which means I noticed she loves owls.

55
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So... what if I take her to the woods,

56
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a nice bottle of wine
and a couple of dead mice?

57
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They say no idea is a bad idea,
but they haven't heard that one.

58
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[sighs] I know, it stinks. I'm choking.

59
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All right, Lowell, I need your help.
You are my most trustworthy friend.

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I don't know if your anniversary surprise
for Andi will be perfect,

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but the one you just gave me is.

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I need you to go to Andi tomorrow

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and find out if there is something
she has secretly always wanted to do.

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Oh, look, it's 2:45.

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You're not here every day,
but this is when we tell each other

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something we've secretly
always wanted to do.

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We didn't do that yesterday.

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I forgot you were here yesterday.

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I just want to know more about you.

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Like, I don't know, uh,

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how you'd like to
celebrate your anniversary.

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Oh, Adam's behind this, huh?
He's got nothing, right?

73
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I'm just rooting for you two kids.

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[sighs] See,
this is why I booked that dinner.

75
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Adam puts too much pressure on himself,

76
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and then he panics
and comes up with some weird idea.

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That checks out so far.

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Like when he wanted to plan our honeymoon.

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He decided it had to be
something I'd never expect.

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So he overthought it and rented an RV.

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I don't love RVs.

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It's like renting
the world's worst hotel room

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that follows you everywhere.

84
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Yeah, tell me about it.

85
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At least you weren't hunting owls.

86
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You'd hate that, right? Just to confirm.

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Well, on my honeymoon,
I saw the world's largest stuffed owl.

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Along with other roadside attractions,

89
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like the world's largest paper clip
and the world's largest pancake.

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Sounds like it really set you off.

91
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I just think things should be
as big as they are and no bigger.

92
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So what happened when you told Adam
you didn't like the trip?

93
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[chuckles] Oh, I never told him.
I lied my ass off, like a good wife.

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You two are such good communicators,
I don't know why I'm here.

95
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Okay, here's what we'll do
about the anniversary, right?

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I'll, uh... I'll come up with an idea,

97
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and I'll put a hint to it
in my nightstand.

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You get him to find it,
and then he can surprise me.

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But I haven't even done the thing

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-I'm supposed to do for Adam.
-Forget that. You're with me now.

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[theme music playing]

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[knocking]

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Hey, what'd you find out?

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Nothing concrete, but I have an idea.

105
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Why don't we snoop
in Andi's personal stuff for a clue?

106
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Good thinking. I'll get her laptop,
and we'll look at her browser history.

107
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Uh, maybe something
more personal than that.

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[scoffs] If your browser history
isn't your most personal thing,

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you're not doing the Internet right.

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I think we have to ask ourselves

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where do women
keep their most personal secrets?

112
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-Oh.
-Let's think of it like a quiz.

113
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Is the answer:
A, nightstand, B, bedside table,

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or C, all of the above?

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I don't want to look in there.
That's her private stuff.

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I once reached in
and thought I grabbed the remote.

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It only had one button,
and it did not work the TV.

118
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Andi's going to be home soon.
Open that drawer.

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I'm just gonna go back downstairs
and look at her laptop.

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Stop. Look in the drawer.

121
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She knows you have nothing planned.
She put something there, she told me.

122
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What? When did she tell you that?

123
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When I was supposed
to find out your thing.

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She turned the tables pretty quick.
I see how she gets her way a lot.

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[sighs] So now she knows I have nothing?

126
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This is worse than I thought.
What am I gonna do now?

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Look in the G-dang drawer!

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"Join us on <i>The Spirit of Pittsburgh</i>

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for a river cruise
with dinner and dancing."

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I didn't know she wanted to do that.

131
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But now you do.
Go on the cruise, it'll be fun.

132
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Ah, I-- I can't.

133
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That's her idea. I wanted to surprise her.

134
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You said I should plan our anniversary

135
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around something
she didn't know I knew about her.

136
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I did say that.

137
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But now that I know more about you,
I think we should lower our expectations.

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-Hey, honey.
-Hey.

139
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Andi, okay, I gotta come clean.

140
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I tried to come up
with something thoughtful

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for our anniversary, and I'm nowhere.

142
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Adam, you seem stressed.

143
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You know what you should do?

144
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You should go upstairs, lay down,
and look in my nightstand.

145
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I already know about that.
Lowell told me everything.

146
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He's back with me now.

147
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That guy's the worst double agent ever.

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Honey, the river cruise is a great idea,

149
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but I wanted to surprise you
with my own idea.

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Something that says
I know stuff about you.

151
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Okay, come here, honey.

152
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I'm gonna take the pressure off you.
Okay, what's my favorite meal?

153
00:08:03,462 --> 00:08:05,214
Brunch. Because you can
drink in the morning

154
00:08:05,297 --> 00:08:06,798
without anybody judging you.

155
00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:09,843
See, you know me so well.

156
00:08:09,927 --> 00:08:13,180
So, we'll have an anniversary brunch,
problem solved.

157
00:08:13,263 --> 00:08:16,225
[sighs] But it's not a surprise.

158
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Adam, what's important

159
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is that I have had
20 wonderful years with you.

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-You're amazing.
-Aw.

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[both chuckle]

162
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I feel like a huge weight
is lifted off my shoulders.

163
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-Aw.
-But are you sure brunch is enough?

164
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You're not gonna be disappointed?

165
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Disappointed?
I'm having vodka and waffles.

166
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If we had a family crest,
that would be on it.

167
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Happy anniversary, honey.

168
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[laughs] Happy anniversary, honey.

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I'm so excited about brunch.

170
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You know, if I have
enough bottomless mimosas,

171
00:09:01,895 --> 00:09:03,981
you might end up with a topless wife.

172
00:09:04,064 --> 00:09:06,567
Ooh. I got a lot more than brunch planned.

173
00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:08,277
After you took all the pressure off me,

174
00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,029
I started thinking clearly
and came up with a surprise.

175
00:09:12,781 --> 00:09:15,909
We're recreating our honeymoon RV trip.

176
00:09:17,494 --> 00:09:20,330
Wow! [forced laughter]

177
00:09:20,414 --> 00:09:24,251
It-- It even looks like
the same RV. [laughs]

178
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I remember 'cause I've seen it
so many times in my dreams.

179
00:09:28,672 --> 00:09:30,549
-And there's more.
-Wow.

180
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Look who's coming with us.

181
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[both] Happy anniversary! [laughing]

182
00:09:38,098 --> 00:09:40,225
Wow. [chuckles]

183
00:09:40,309 --> 00:09:42,894
Oh, and Adam already packed your suitcase.

184
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It's full of bikinis and tube tops,
so you'll have to redo that.

185
00:09:47,649 --> 00:09:49,151
So, uh, where are we headed?

186
00:09:49,234 --> 00:09:52,279
Who knows?
You don't tell the RV where you're going.

187
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The RV tells you.

188
00:09:55,616 --> 00:09:57,242
It's like a 25-foot wife.

189
00:10:00,245 --> 00:10:04,499
Uh, you know, Adam,
this could be a lot of work for you.

190
00:10:04,583 --> 00:10:06,418
Are you sure you want to do this?

191
00:10:06,501 --> 00:10:11,590
Andi, it's our 20th anniversary.
I want to go the extra mile.

192
00:10:11,673 --> 00:10:15,135
Or, in this case, the extra 1,000 miles.

193
00:10:15,218 --> 00:10:20,223
[forced laughter]
I'm just gonna say it again. Wow!

194
00:10:20,307 --> 00:10:22,559
And you haven't heard the best part.

195
00:10:22,643 --> 00:10:26,229
It's only six hours up the road
to the world's largest Frisbee.

196
00:10:26,313 --> 00:10:31,234
Yeah, and two hours after that
is the world's largest french fry.

197
00:10:32,444 --> 00:10:34,946
It used to be the world's largest potato,
but it got struck by lightning.

198
00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:36,490
Ooh!

199
00:10:43,372 --> 00:10:45,957
Are you okay?
I know RVs aren't really your thing.

200
00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:48,210
You'd think Adam would know that, too.

201
00:10:48,293 --> 00:10:50,962
How can he know something
if I don't tell him?

202
00:10:51,046 --> 00:10:52,798
That's the only way he knows things.

203
00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:56,176
Well, let's make the best of it.

204
00:10:56,259 --> 00:10:59,012
I've always wanted to see
the country in a rolling toilet.

205
00:10:59,096 --> 00:11:00,222
[Andi] Ugh.

206
00:11:02,057 --> 00:11:03,684
Wait, I almost forgot.

207
00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:07,396
[sighs] If it's anything
like our honeymoon, we'll need this.

208
00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:19,533
Marcy, someone left
a half-eaten sandwich in the fridge.

209
00:11:19,616 --> 00:11:21,368
Come guess
what kind of meat it is with me.

210
00:11:22,786 --> 00:11:25,455
Hey, slow down, save some fun for later.

211
00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:29,084
[chuckles] All aboard.

212
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:31,336
[gasps] Wait.

213
00:11:31,420 --> 00:11:33,422
I just remembered, we have kids.

214
00:11:34,673 --> 00:11:38,260
We can't leave them alone. Ugh, too bad.

215
00:11:39,678 --> 00:11:42,013
-Let's go back inside.
-No, no, no, no.

216
00:11:42,806 --> 00:11:44,766
You're not getting out of it
that easy. [chuckles]

217
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:46,059
I'm not?

218
00:11:47,018 --> 00:11:48,228
Why not?

219
00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:51,648
Lowell said he'd watch the kids.
Let's hit the road. Come on.

220
00:11:51,731 --> 00:11:54,985
First stop, world's largest Frito, huh?

221
00:11:55,652 --> 00:11:58,071
And if you get there before dark,
they let you slide down it.

222
00:11:58,155 --> 00:12:00,740
How great is this country? Huh?

223
00:12:03,577 --> 00:12:06,413
Whoo-hoo! All right. Here we go. Okay.

224
00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:08,039
[grunts] Excuse me.

225
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,792
Oh, sorry, oops. Excuse me.

226
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:14,838
-Okay. I'll just do this, I guess.
-Okay.

227
00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:17,007
-Oh!
-Whoa.

228
00:12:18,341 --> 00:12:19,759
-Okay, uh...
-Ow.

229
00:12:19,843 --> 00:12:21,094
All right, you go there.

230
00:12:21,928 --> 00:12:23,472
No, not there, the other there.

231
00:12:23,555 --> 00:12:24,848
There's no other there.

232
00:12:26,433 --> 00:12:27,601
Where do I go?

233
00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:29,561
Uh... Okay, you know what?

234
00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:31,271
[chuckles] We're in the wrong order.

235
00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:33,773
All right, so everybody get out,
and we'll start over again.

236
00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:38,278
Hey.

237
00:12:38,361 --> 00:12:40,906
Do you think Andi seemed happy
when she saw the RV?

238
00:12:41,823 --> 00:12:42,908
I do not.

239
00:12:46,286 --> 00:12:47,871
Do you think she's having a good time?

240
00:12:50,415 --> 00:12:51,708
I do not.

241
00:12:53,502 --> 00:12:57,255
Tell you what, let me go talk to Andi,
sell her on how great this is.

242
00:12:57,339 --> 00:12:59,633
Thanks, Don. You're a good brother.

243
00:13:00,592 --> 00:13:03,094
Life on the road, huh?
How much fun is this?

244
00:13:03,178 --> 00:13:06,306
So much! I am having a blast.

245
00:13:06,389 --> 00:13:08,725
Of course, nothing compares
to life over the road,

246
00:13:08,808 --> 00:13:11,019
like in a hot air balloon, for example.

247
00:13:11,686 --> 00:13:13,897
Yeah, Don, Don, not the time.

248
00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:15,524
No, no, it's a great story.

249
00:13:15,607 --> 00:13:18,109
At one point,
a bald eagle landed on the basket.

250
00:13:18,193 --> 00:13:20,487
It was beautiful.
Here, let me show you a picture.

251
00:13:21,154 --> 00:13:22,155
[tires screech]

252
00:13:25,116 --> 00:13:26,243
Brakes are good.

253
00:13:30,163 --> 00:13:31,706
-Ooh.
-Oh.

254
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,838
Look, if you're not gonna tell Adam
how you feel about this trip, I will.

255
00:13:38,922 --> 00:13:40,674
Absolutely not.

256
00:13:40,757 --> 00:13:42,592
He's doing the best he can.

257
00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:45,845
I'd rather have a husband
who's thoughtful 364 days a year

258
00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:48,890
than some guy who isn't
but tries to make up for it in one day.

259
00:13:48,974 --> 00:13:50,850
You are an incredibly nice person.

260
00:13:51,726 --> 00:13:53,353
Sometimes I don't get you at all.

261
00:13:53,436 --> 00:13:54,563
[laughs]

262
00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:58,316
Hey, how's dinner coming?
Those steaks smell fantastic.

263
00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,734
Ugh, bad news.

264
00:13:59,818 --> 00:14:01,861
Some kind of animal ran off
with our rib eyes.

265
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:06,032
It was either a bear
or a large, naked, hairy person.

266
00:14:06,116 --> 00:14:08,827
Oh, God, I hope it was a bear.

267
00:14:09,452 --> 00:14:11,121
Whatever it was,
he knew what he was doing.

268
00:14:11,204 --> 00:14:12,998
He held the tray above his head
like a waiter.

269
00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:16,585
At least he didn't get the beans,
so we'll eat these for dinner.

270
00:14:16,668 --> 00:14:17,711
Sound good, Andi?

271
00:14:19,421 --> 00:14:20,630
Does it?

272
00:14:20,714 --> 00:14:23,216
Andi, if you want
to say something, say it.

273
00:14:25,176 --> 00:14:27,429
Well, I've been keeping quiet about this,

274
00:14:27,512 --> 00:14:30,557
but I was just telling Marcy that, um...

275
00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:32,350
What?

276
00:14:32,434 --> 00:14:34,060
[chuckles]

277
00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:35,186
I love beans!

278
00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:38,690
I do. And you know what?
I don't care who knows about it.

279
00:14:38,773 --> 00:14:41,484
I love them so much,
I just want to run out there

280
00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:42,903
and scream it to the world.

281
00:14:42,986 --> 00:14:46,907
Oh, whoa, whoa. I wouldn't go outside
with that man-bear around. No, no, no.

282
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:49,200
I think he just let us have
the beans to fatten us up.

283
00:14:54,331 --> 00:14:56,333
[crickets chirping]

284
00:15:00,086 --> 00:15:03,298
-You okay?
-Yeah, great. [sighs]

285
00:15:04,299 --> 00:15:05,467
It's a little hot.

286
00:15:08,595 --> 00:15:10,680
Well, I could start the engine
and turn on the AC,

287
00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:13,058
but there could be some fumes.

288
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:16,311
We'll be cooler, but we might not wake up.

289
00:15:18,772 --> 00:15:21,524
Yeah, I wouldn't want that,
'cause then this would be over.

290
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:26,571
Having a great time. This is adventurous.

291
00:15:27,405 --> 00:15:29,741
Adventurous, but safe.

292
00:15:29,824 --> 00:15:34,245
If whatever took our steaks comes back,
we got walls to protect us.

293
00:15:35,664 --> 00:15:37,040
Do you think he'll come back?

294
00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:39,209
Oh, they always come back,

295
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:41,503
but don't-- don't worry, we'll be fine.

296
00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:44,547
It's not like we're in a tent
that a claw can slash open.

297
00:15:44,631 --> 00:15:47,008
It'll take two, three swipes
to get through this tin can.

298
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:49,928
Sweet dreams, honey.

299
00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:56,643
Marcy, Marcy, Marcy.

300
00:15:56,726 --> 00:15:58,019
They're asleep.

301
00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:01,564
You know, we've never done it in an RV.

302
00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:04,484
[Marcy] Don, they can hear us.

303
00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:06,069
[Don] No, they can't.

304
00:16:06,152 --> 00:16:07,821
Yes, we can.

305
00:16:17,956 --> 00:16:20,333
Okay, I think they're really asleep now.

306
00:16:21,209 --> 00:16:22,752
[both] We're not.

307
00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:27,841
Good morning, camper.

308
00:16:29,426 --> 00:16:32,387
Good news, I got up early
while everyone was still sleeping

309
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:34,514
and drove us to our next campsite.

310
00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:38,727
We're just down the road
from the world's largest felt-tip pen.

311
00:16:38,810 --> 00:16:41,146
[chuckles] That's exciting,

312
00:16:41,229 --> 00:16:44,274
'cause mostly you just see
regular-size pens.

313
00:16:47,027 --> 00:16:48,528
Uh, where are you going?

314
00:16:48,611 --> 00:16:50,071
To the bathroom.

315
00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:53,158
Uh, in what sense?
Can you put a number on it?

316
00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:55,618
I will not.

317
00:16:55,702 --> 00:16:58,997
The only reason I ask is because there's
certain numbers you can do in there

318
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,207
and certain numbers
you have to do outside.

319
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,543
The higher the number, the more outside.

320
00:17:04,544 --> 00:17:06,546
This conversation
is making me very uncomfortable.

321
00:17:06,629 --> 00:17:10,050
Oh, say no more.
Your comfort is my priority,

322
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:14,387
which is why I splurged on the ultrasoft.

323
00:17:14,471 --> 00:17:16,973
Huh? Always thinking of you.

324
00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:19,517
Adam.

325
00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:21,728
You're right,
you can't go out there like that.

326
00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:24,147
-Thank you.
-[both chuckle]

327
00:17:26,608 --> 00:17:27,734
Once you're done digging,

328
00:17:27,817 --> 00:17:30,487
you hold on to that for self-defense
in case that man-bear shows up.

329
00:17:30,570 --> 00:17:31,571
They migrate.

330
00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:34,240
That's it.

331
00:17:34,324 --> 00:17:37,535
I can't take anymore.
I'm sorry, Adam, but I hate this.

332
00:17:37,619 --> 00:17:40,330
I love you, but I hate this, okay?

333
00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:43,708
I hate camping and digging
and eating beans for dinner

334
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:48,755
and then sleeping with other people
who ate beans in an airtight box.

335
00:17:50,215 --> 00:17:52,967
Marcy, I believe you owe Andi
an apology on that one.

336
00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:55,887
I didn't say anything before

337
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:57,680
because I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

338
00:17:58,807 --> 00:18:02,519
Look, I love you. I am gonna spend
the rest of my life with you,

339
00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:05,396
but we should never, ever do this again.

340
00:18:06,564 --> 00:18:07,816
Oh.

341
00:18:07,899 --> 00:18:11,569
Oh, honey, I'm sorry. Are you upset?

342
00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:15,240
I got you!

343
00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:17,784
You got me?

344
00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,244
I got you. [chuckles]

345
00:18:19,327 --> 00:18:21,204
Hating RVs and camping

346
00:18:21,287 --> 00:18:24,040
is something I knew about you
that you didn't know I knew.

347
00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:27,127
Which is why we are here.

348
00:18:27,210 --> 00:18:32,799
I brought you to
the world's largest anniversary surprise.

349
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,135
[gasps]

350
00:18:35,969 --> 00:18:39,305
That's right.
We're at the Chateau Du Lac Resort.

351
00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:41,933
That's French for
"I took care of it, honey." [chuckles]

352
00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:44,811
Oh, my God,
I've always wanted to stay here.

353
00:18:44,894 --> 00:18:46,354
I didn't even know you knew that.

354
00:18:46,437 --> 00:18:47,939
Well, once you took the pressure off,

355
00:18:48,022 --> 00:18:50,650
I remembered you talking about this place
back when we were dating,

356
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:52,402
so I thought I'd surprise you.

357
00:18:52,485 --> 00:18:54,737
And what better way to surprise you

358
00:18:54,821 --> 00:18:57,657
than by making you think
that I blew it? Huh?

359
00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:58,908
[both chuckle]

360
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:00,660
That made it even better.

361
00:19:00,743 --> 00:19:03,955
-Aw, honey.
-I had no idea.

362
00:19:04,038 --> 00:19:06,916
I just thought you planned
a terrible anniversary.

363
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,794
Oh, uh, I do have one favor
to ask you guys.

364
00:19:09,878 --> 00:19:11,087
Can you drive this rig home?

365
00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:13,173
We did a big loop,
we're only about an hour away.

366
00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:15,550
Normally, I don't like doing
nice things for people,

367
00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:17,302
but you have inspired me.

368
00:19:17,385 --> 00:19:20,013
That was a great
anniversary surprise, Adam.

369
00:19:20,096 --> 00:19:21,556
No one will top this.

370
00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:24,851
Hey, what about our anniversary?

371
00:19:24,934 --> 00:19:26,477
He just had to remember something.

372
00:19:26,561 --> 00:19:28,980
To figure out what you wanted,
I had to read your diary.

373
00:19:32,317 --> 00:19:35,111
You read my diary?

374
00:19:36,321 --> 00:19:37,947
Enjoy the drive home.

375
00:19:42,952 --> 00:19:44,287
That was fun, huh?

376
00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:49,167
You should've seen the look on your face
when I handed you that shovel. [laughs]

377
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,711
So the bad stuff was all made up?

378
00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:54,923
Even the man-bear steak thief? [chuckles]

379
00:19:55,006 --> 00:19:57,634
No, that was the scariest thing
that's ever happened to me.

380
00:20:06,809 --> 00:20:08,770
-Hey, Lowell.
-Welcome home, lovebirds.

381
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,772
How'd it go with the kids?

382
00:20:10,855 --> 00:20:12,690
Great. They were little angels.

383
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:17,737
They couldn't get enough of me.

384
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:20,323
Every time I woke up,
one of them was in my room.

385
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,953
Well, I've got a date. Better head out.

386
00:20:27,705 --> 00:20:29,040
[door closes]

387
00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:32,335
Should we have told him what the kids did?

388
00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:34,462
I think his date
will tell him soon enough.

389
00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:39,425
[upbeat music playing]