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ARTHUR: "Joan of Arc cleans up city.

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Where are Tick and Arthur?"
(scoffs)

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"Where are Tick and Arthur?"

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We've been in the sewer
for the last two days.

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Easy, chum.

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A hero is never so tall

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as when he stoops to clean out
the underside of the city.

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Now, how we doing with DB's map?

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Okay, uh, at this point,

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there are pretty much
only two places left

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where Lobstercules might be.

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Lobstercules.

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That supposed to be
like "lobster"

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and "Hercules" put together?

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Yeah. I mean, we think so.

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Where did you come from,
fancy man?

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Nowhere. Everywhere.

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And Baltimore.

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Baltimore.

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I am the Tick. This is Arthur.

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Hi.

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Sage, The Supernumerary.

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I wield the mystic power of
the ancients 'cause I'm heir

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to the Blind Eye of Thirdarra.

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Blind.

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And staring right at me.

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Mm, oh yeah,
Sage the-the Supernumerary.

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Yeah-yeah-yeah,
I've heard of you.

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You're part of
the-the Righteous Squad, right?

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I am. For now, anyway.

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We're having
an overpopulation issue.

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Team's got 12 permanent members,

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plus the B-squad
and the C-squad.

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Sounds tight at the HQ.

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No joke.

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Yeah, so wh... you're here,

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trying out for one of those
Flag Five spots?

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No comment.

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So where y'all getting
that croissant love?

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Right behind you, chum.

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Whoa.

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Oh, yeah. Magic is real.

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Yay.

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(chuckles) Hey, I know that guy.

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Bronze Star,

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you magnificent bastard.

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I read your book.

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Sage, the Super-nipple.

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- Oh, man.
- Hey, man.

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- All right.
- Come on.

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Ah. This place is truly becoming
an heroic hub.

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I'm glad you're finally seeing
what AEGIS has to offer, Tick.

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Welcome to the Heroes Lounge,

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a place where you can relax,
or...

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Ah, network with colleagues.

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MISS LINT:
Great.

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Hello, boys.

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♪ ♪

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Our physical testing process is
mostly non-intrusive.

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And once you're approved,
you'll get to...

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Breathe, chum. Breathe.

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What is she even doing here?

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I don't know.
Registering for AEGIS.

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Or simply take a break at our
world-class refreshments

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and coffee bar.

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Our croissants are
particularly good.

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What? No, no. No.

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No tiny butter for you.

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Arthur,
do we have a-a problem here?

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- Yes.
- Take it easy, chum.

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Yes. We do have a problem, okay.

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She-She is hiding behind
that mask.

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- Do you know who she really is?
- Ah-ah, uh-uh.

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We do not reveal our fellow
heroes' secret identities here.

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That's against AEGIS policy.

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You don't want to break any of
our hero rules, do you?

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Come on, Arthur. Focus.

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We're on the trail
of a lobstrosity.

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You're right. Tick is right.

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We don't have time for this.

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We have more important things
to do.

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Mm-hmm.

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I do apologize.

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(sighs) Come on, Tick, let's go.

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DANGERBOAT: Initiating
brain scan, please stand by.

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And congratulations to us all
on a great mission.

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Thanks, DB.

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DANGERBOAT:
Cheers.

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OVERKILL:
DB's right.

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The mission didn't suck.

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You'll get hooked on it.
I can tell.

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You're tweaked like that.

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Tweaked.

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People who are all there don't
do this kind of thing by choice.

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But you, you're a natural.

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We should talk about
your superpower, though.

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Superpower?

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I'm a Category One.

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Stronger, faster,
accelerated healing.

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I've been around superhumans

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since AEGIS pulled me out
of the orphanage.

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I know what a superpower
looks like.

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I dodged that bullet, didn't I?

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- You dodged that bullet.
- (exhales sharply)

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But you didn't just move fast.

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You did something else.

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I thought he got me, at first.

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I mean, like,
I heard the gun go off.

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It didn't happen,
but I knew that it would,

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so I just... moved.

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Sounds like Category Four,
minimum.

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No, that's crazy.

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Welcome to the club.

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First rule of the club
is shut up.

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DANGERBOAT: Okay, guys, I have
an initial scan completed.

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I'm definitely detecting
super-tech.

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It's a neural implant.

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It appears to damper
consciousness

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while selectively inhibiting
the brain's motor centers.

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So that's what's telling him
to act like a floor lamp.

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Basically, yes.

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Are you getting any readings
off it?

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Something we can track
to The Duke?

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DANGERBOAT:
Yes. We will need to remove it

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from the surrounding tissue

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before it can be fully analyzed.

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You mean brain surgery?

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Well, it's currently surrounded
by a brain, so...

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(laughs) Okay, that's it.

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What are you doing?

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- We have to talk to him at least.
- What? No!

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Why the hell'd you do that?

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We don't even know who he is.

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We don't need to.

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Hello?

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It's gonna be okay.

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Can you tell us your name?

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Is it...

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Is it Ted?

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Works for me.

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Hey, Ted.

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Hey.

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ARTHUR: (sighs)
This is taking forever

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and I don't even know
if we're on the right track.

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Ah, don't lose faith in your
magic moccasin theory, chum.

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It's a winner.

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Let's focus on today's nemesis.

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He's black and white
and red all over.

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- We're just getting started
- (guttural trilling nearby)

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and now all these new heroes

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are coming into town.

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It's gonna be a bunch of
incredible superhumans,

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and then... me.

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You mean us, chum.

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We're a team.

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Yeah, no,
you're a Category Four.

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You're super strong
and nigh-invulnerable.

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I'm just very, very vulnerable.

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But that's where the team part
comes in.

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If you want to join
The Flag Five,

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teamwork is gonna be just
the ticket.

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Yeah, but they're all,
you know, superpowered.

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So what? You've got a snazzy
supersuit stuffed with pluck.

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(exhales) And who knows,
maybe your very vulnerability

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might be your greatest strength.

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That doesn't sound very good.

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(guttural trilling)

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(chittering, growling)

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(seagulls calling,
barge horn blaring)

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Month after month,
I-it's like the only idea

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your brain can hold on to is,
like,

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"I'm a lamp."

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Like, "I'm a lamp." You know?

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Like, "I'm a lamp," man.
"I'm a lamp."

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Moral of that story is
be careful

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which Eastern European
youth hostel you choose.

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(exhales)

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Whoa. It feels so weird
to be forming words again.

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(smacks mouth)

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I really appreciate you guys
saving me. Thank you.

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Ted, we want to capture the man
who's responsible for this

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and stop it
from happening to other people.

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Will you help us to do that?

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Definitely.
I'll do whatever it takes.

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I'm not a lamp!

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DANGERBOAT: We will be back
in The City in about 20 minutes.

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We don't have the equipment
on board to extract the implant.

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We're going
to need a serious tech expert.

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I'm thinking of a certain
ex-rocket scientist

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who's not too far away and isn't
afraid to get their hands dirty.

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Black Market Bob.

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- Black Market Bob.
- Black Market Bob?

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If Bob can't do it, no one can.

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But I'll need to go there
on my own... me and Ted.

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- (Ted laughing delightedly)
- You think I'm paranoid.

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Bob makes me look
like a free-loving hippie.

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Well, that sounds fun.

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DANGERBOAT:
Turning off scramblers now.

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Making the call.

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Feel free
to check your cell phones.

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(phones buzzing)

202
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Oh, my God,

203
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my mom's been blowing up
my phone for the last day.

204
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How long is this Black Market
person thing gonna take?

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We'll reconvene back here
in exactly 27 hours.

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And... mark.

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Or you could just text me.

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- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.

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My guest tonight is the man

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at the center
of this controversy... Superian.

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- So, Superian...
- Hi, Graham.

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You're here tonight
to share with us... what?

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I suppose I'm here
to clear the air.

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Kind of how I cleared the air
of all those meteors

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falling on Chile a few years
ago. Do you remember that?

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You remember how much
we all... enjoyed that?

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Chile does.

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They still have a parade.

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Superian, Devil's Tower...
Any regrets?

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Look, if I could
go back in time,

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and have this all
to do over again...

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And I'm pretty sure I can,
I've just never tried...

223
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I would... (sighs)

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The point is, I did what I did

225
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in order to show you all
how I feel about you.

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I'm here to cradle your species.

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Along with a general outcry,

228
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many people have put forth

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various aesthetic objections.

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Your portrayal of humanity,
for example...

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Well, now, look,
I was... I was...

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I was finishing up
the humanity part

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when the Parks Department
starts... (buzzes)

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...buzzing me.

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And I would love
to get back in there

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and, you know, fix you all up.

237
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But there is
a certain government

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that does not want me
to do that.

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So, then, you didn't intend
to depict us

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as a mortally-wounded
gingerbread man?

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I didn't intend

242
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for you to be a big dumb old
gray-haired assface.

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We can cut that, right?

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I think... what some of us
are responding to is

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the transgressive nature
of your so-called statement.

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In short, that you owe us all
an explanation.

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This was the explanation.

248
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This was my grand gesture,
my gift to you.

249
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,906
Look, The Terror was alive
all these years.

250
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,909
I get it. I messed up.
But we got him.

251
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And I'm still all-powerful,

252
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and I am here to cradle you
lovingly!

253
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Well, he's definitely
less boring.

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SUPERIAN:
That's it, Graham.

255
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,337
Oh, and get a backdrop.
You're not in space.

256
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,505
- Hey... it's Frank.
- He is not in space everybody!

257
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,425
Boss. Edgelord.

258
00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:35,510
Where the hell did you go
yesterday?

259
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,471
I had to get the event
on camera.

260
00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,306
The event? Why?

261
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,058
Because social media.

262
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:44,061
It's part of the plan.
We're crafting an image.

263
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,146
Oh, come on, Frank.

264
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,315
No hard feelings.

265
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,734
You know what?
Yes. Yes, hard feelings.

266
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:53,195
I had to prove that Joan of Arc
isn't Miss Lint.

267
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,905
I had to take out Lint's people.

268
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,156
Don't you mean your people?

269
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:57,532
I let you all get away.

270
00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:01,078
You zapped Albert so hard,
he lost Tuesday.

271
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,497
- Hmm?
- Like as a concept.

272
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,123
Worth it.

273
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,917
- Look.
- What's this?

274
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,960
It's an AEGIS card.

275
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,629
Joan of Arc is officially
registered. (Laughs)

276
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:14,091
What are you, high?
You signed up at AEGIS?

277
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,635
- It's part of the plan.
- I thought the plan

278
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,720
was to take down the crime
in The City

279
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,806
so you could be the crime
in The City.

280
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,392
Yeah, and if I have to be a hero
to do that,

281
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,310
why not take down both rackets
at once?

282
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,854
If she lands a slot
on The Flag Five,

283
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,482
she'll have unlimited access
to the team's headquarters.

284
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,983
(laughs)
The-The Flag Five?

285
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,402
Yeah, I broke in there once.

286
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,653
It's an excellent piece
of real estate.

287
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,074
What? No,
you can't be on The Flag Five.

288
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,701
Don't be so pessimistic.

289
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,621
- Frank's concerns are valid.
- Thank you.

290
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:45,789
You'll need to up your game

291
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,082
if you want
to win a Flag Five spot.

292
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,418
And that means going after
a super-villain.

293
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,711
Boss, no.

294
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,506
Well...

295
00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,842
there is one in The City.

296
00:11:56,883 --> 00:12:00,011
And I just might know
where to find him.

297
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,597
Hmm.

298
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,683
This thing has playback, right?

299
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,143
Hells yeah.

300
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:07,894
Records everything you see.

301
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:13,108
ARTHUR: Okay, there should be
a cistern right up ahead here.

302
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,526
TICK:
All right!

303
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:16,695
(quietly):
No. Tick, quiet, okay?

304
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,822
I think this might be the one.

305
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:22,242
Every step brings us closer

306
00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:24,536
to a confrontation
with a monster.

307
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,329
Shh. (Screams)

308
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,581
TICK:
Who goes there?

309
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,666
Friend or fiend?

310
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,543
- Hey, guys.
- TICK: Oh, hey!

311
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:33,044
- (Arthur sighs)
- It's Bronze Star

312
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,172
- and Supernipple.
- Supernumerary.

313
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,966
Did you track us
using your mystical senses?

314
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,886
That and I took a look
at your map this morning.

315
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,472
- You looked at my map?
- Figured you two could use a hand.

316
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,390
Plus, Bronze Star was saying
we should do a team-up.

317
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,683
Love the team-ups.

318
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:48,935
Oh, who doesn't love a team-up?

319
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:54,316
Four heroes pooling their cool,
battling evil as one. Ha!

320
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,526
All right. Team-up.

321
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,862
TICK: Oh, yes. We were just
talking about teamwork.

322
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,363
(Bronze Star chuckles)

323
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,741
We already checked out
the passages that way.

324
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,367
No sign of Lobstercules.

325
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,328
Looks like you two
haven't found anything, either.

326
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,747
Well, uh, there's one
possible spot left on the map,

327
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,665
but it's a ways off, so...

328
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,043
BRONZE STAR: You could teleport
us over there, right, Sage?

329
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,836
Teleport?
That's all kinds of neat.

330
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,963
Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
I need to have been there first

331
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,840
for that to work. Otherwise,
I'll just get mixed up.

332
00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,426
- We should just use our legs.
- BRONZE STAR: Tick's right.

333
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,094
Let's just try this last way
and see what we find.

334
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,513
Cool. Let's go.

335
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:27,015
Come on, chum.

336
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,939
OVERKILL:
Problem?

337
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,775
TED: Not exactly
the kind of place a guy wants

338
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,735
to get brain surgery.

339
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:42,989
- Bob's not a surgeon.
- Oh.

340
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,242
- (buzzer sounds) -AUTOMATED
VOICE: Access granted.

341
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,664
DISTORTED MALE VOICE:
Identify yourselves.

342
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,583
Keep your mouth shut.
I've got this.

343
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,836
- It's Overkill.
- I'll need a retinal scan.

344
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,095
- AUTOMATED VOICE: Scanning.
- (whirring)

345
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,097
Subject identified: Overkill.

346
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,015
DISTORTED MALE VOICE:
Anyone could have gouged out

347
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,434
those metal eyes and stuck them
in your eye holes.

348
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:14,145
All you need is a good spoon
and a steady hand.

349
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,564
Damn it, Bob. You know it's me.

350
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,315
Open the door,
or I'll blow it open.

351
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,901
- (buzzer sounds) -AUTOMATED
VOICE: Access granted.

352
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:23,822
Absolutely no sense of humor.

353
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,865
Hi, Bobby.

354
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:41,381
(guttural trilling, whirring)

355
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,927
Okay.

356
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,346
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God,

357
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,849
- oh, my God.
- MAN: ...right here. That's it.

358
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,268
- (man laughs)
- (speaks indistinctly)

359
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,270
What? What are you doing?
What are you doing?

360
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:59,649
Oh, God, God. (Panting)

361
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:02,736
You must hide now.

362
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,779
MAN:
I told you, it's right here.

363
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,740
- (growling)
- MAN: Aw, it's jammed.

364
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,829
All right, sweetheart.

365
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,373
Keep your claws down.
Come on, Mom.

366
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,376
You want to see the kiddies,
don't ya?

367
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:24,215
Yes.

368
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,892
Oh, God, look at that kisser.

369
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,477
Don't piss your pants, Denny.

370
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,063
Take it easy now, honey.

371
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,360
(lobsters chirping)

372
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,737
(Lobstercules cooing)

373
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,912
Okay, Dougie.
Go ahead. Dinnertime.

374
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,217
(lobsters singing)

375
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,449
This isn't going to hurt, is it?

376
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,035
Nah.

377
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:38,248
But it might cause
a teensy bit of brain damage.

378
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,458
- What?
- She's joking. Badly.

379
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,919
Eh, I got to get my kicks
somehow.

380
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,257
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Foreign object found.

381
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,260
(Black Market Bob grunts)

382
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:54,597
Pretty piece of business.

383
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:59,185
- Nobody does tech like The Duke.
- The man's a monster.

384
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:02,021
I can admire the creation
and hate the creator.

385
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,941
So, I can be myself again?

386
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,986
- Who were you?
- Uh, just a guy who worked at IKEA.

387
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,739
- Ugh.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

388
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,700
This thing is transmitting.
Get it out of here.

389
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,286
I need you to trace that signal.
It might lead me to The Duke.

390
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,664
You are a psycho, but I am not
sending you into a trap.

391
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,416
I need to find The Duke.

392
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,169
I'm trying to keep you alive.

393
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,462
Don't.

394
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,007
(device beeping, whirring)

395
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,551
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Scanning object.

396
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,262
Transmission located.

397
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,186
I'd say see you at your funeral,

398
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,063
but there won't be enough left
of you to bury.

399
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,028
Doesn't seem to be anything
down here.

400
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,780
How solid is your intel?

401
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,824
Well, Dangerboat gave us
our special map,

402
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,619
- and he's shipshape.
- Oh, hey, I know Dangerboat.

403
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,329
- He's good people.
- Hey, Arthur!

404
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,748
Bronze Star knows DB.

405
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,458
Arthur?

406
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,878
Egad. Arthur's gone.

407
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,756
Yeah, it doesn't look good, man.

408
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,759
I'm getting, like,
a real abduction vibe.

409
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,970
That fiend Lobstercules
has taken my chum.

410
00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,431
What if it hurts him?
What if it kills him?

411
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,891
Uh, maybe it won't.

412
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,810
I was on a monster hunt once
in the Ozarks,

413
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,103
and there was this critter
who would keep his victims alive

414
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,980
long enough to lay its eggs

415
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,816
in their body. I mean, it would
just shove its ovipositor

416
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,859
- right down the throat.
- What?!

417
00:18:29,901 --> 00:18:31,861
- Man, that's not helping right now.
- (Tick panting)

418
00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,531
Sage, you're a magical,
mystical being.

419
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,783
Is there something you could do

420
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,910
nipple-wise that could help?

421
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,079
Well, your friend
has a strong spirit.

422
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,873
If it's strong enough,
I might be able to catch a read

423
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,124
through these here walls.

424
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,835
Then do that! Please!

425
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,133
Excuse me.

426
00:18:55,343 --> 00:19:00,723
By the Blind Eye of Thirdarra!

427
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:07,188
The Eye leads the way.

428
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:11,943
Thank you. Arthur!

429
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,987
Arthur!

430
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,158
Arthur!

431
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,202
(lobsters singing)

432
00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,498
(Lobstercules cooing)

433
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:33,006
(lobsters continue singing)

434
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,427
All right, sweetheart.
That's it.

435
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,304
Family goes back in the box.

436
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,972
(growls)

437
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,058
DENNY:
We got another job tomorrow,

438
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,602
so you get good and ready
for action.

439
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,147
(lobsters chirping in distress)

440
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:56,195
(Lobstercules trilling
gutturally)

441
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:58,781
DONNY:
Ah.

442
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,074
Back off, Mom.

443
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,701
We'll come get you tomorrow.

444
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,960
(whimpers)

445
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:17,175
Oh, my God.

446
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,636
They're making you do this.

447
00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,805
They have my children.

448
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,391
Please. Help me.

449
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,228
I will. I swear.

450
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,356
Arthur!

451
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:35,026
- (sighs) He's coming to save me.
- TICK: Arthur!

452
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,236
Wait a second,
he's coming to save me.

453
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,572
- You face the Tick!
- No, Tick, Tick, Tick, don't...

454
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,159
(Lobstercules growling)

455
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:49,457
ARTHUR:
No, Tick! Stop!

456
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,293
- Ah!
- (Tick gasps)

457
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,128
Tick! Tick, stop.

458
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,716
- (grunts)
- No, Tick, Tick!

459
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,301
Tick, stop!

460
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,387
She's not your archnemesis,
okay?

461
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,098
(groans)

462
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,479
(workers screaming)

463
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:17,735
Tick, stop!

464
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,489
(growls)

465
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:27,578
She's not trying to hurt us.
She needs our help.

466
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,956
- It's a her?
- She's not a villain, Tick.

467
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,917
Lobstercules?

468
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,586
(growls)

469
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,964
Please, okay?
W-We're trying to help you here.

470
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,967
Just please, just give us
a chance to explain!

471
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,010
Please?

472
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,520
No. No, no, no.
How did... how did you...?

473
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,898
Thanks for the sewer map, sap.

474
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,735
Chalk another one up
for the good guys!

475
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,153
(workers cheering)

476
00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,822
(horns honking)
- (cheering continues)