1 00:00:01,367 --> 00:00:03,040 Previously on "This Is Us"... 2 00:00:03,127 --> 00:00:04,707 I came here for my brother. 3 00:00:04,798 --> 00:00:06,832 I was hoping to take him back with me. 4 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:08,941 You should've left me to rot! 5 00:00:09,541 --> 00:00:11,035 Join my campaign. 6 00:00:11,248 --> 00:00:13,275 You swear this is not a pity job? 7 00:00:13,362 --> 00:00:15,799 I wouldn't dare offer you a pity job. 8 00:00:15,886 --> 00:00:17,642 - Hey, I'm Randall. - Uh, Jesse. 9 00:00:17,729 --> 00:00:18,955 Nice to meet you, Jesse. 10 00:00:19,042 --> 00:00:20,702 Did William ever mention a Jesse? 11 00:00:20,789 --> 00:00:23,050 Dad, Grandpa's gay. 12 00:00:23,306 --> 00:00:25,090 Or at least bi. 13 00:00:26,368 --> 00:00:29,082 There's no Jack here. It's Pilgrim Rick. 14 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:31,402 I want every Thanksgiving 15 00:00:31,530 --> 00:00:34,222 to be like this for the rest of my life. 16 00:00:44,852 --> 00:00:46,644 Can I help you with anything? 17 00:00:46,731 --> 00:00:48,608 Maybe you could have asked me that question 18 00:00:48,695 --> 00:00:50,337 before I started cutting the onions. 19 00:00:50,424 --> 00:00:52,458 No, because then you'd have me cutting the onions. 20 00:00:52,545 --> 00:00:53,564 Yeah. 21 00:00:56,079 --> 00:00:57,868 This is probably our last Thanksgiving 22 00:00:57,955 --> 00:00:59,164 with the kids all living here. 23 00:00:59,251 --> 00:01:00,645 Yeah, well, with how much they've been 24 00:01:00,732 --> 00:01:02,807 at each other's throats, maybe that's a good thing. 25 00:01:02,894 --> 00:01:05,134 - Whoa, Bec. - Hmm? 26 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,656 Are you opening up a pie shop that I don't know about? 27 00:01:07,743 --> 00:01:09,791 I know, I kind of overdid it, huh? 28 00:01:11,801 --> 00:01:14,639 Do you think we made a mistake by not giving the kids 29 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,250 some big, extended family Thanksgiving? 30 00:01:17,337 --> 00:01:19,455 No, come on. Our families are terrible. 31 00:01:19,982 --> 00:01:21,148 But Miguel's coming over. 32 00:01:21,235 --> 00:01:22,653 He's pretty much extended family. 33 00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:25,680 I know, and I feel like a traitor for having him over. 34 00:01:25,767 --> 00:01:28,266 - Bec, you're not a traitor. - His ex is my best friend, 35 00:01:28,353 --> 00:01:29,978 and he's coming for Thanksgiving. 36 00:01:30,065 --> 00:01:31,388 That's best friend treason. 37 00:01:31,475 --> 00:01:35,248 Bec, it's the man's first Thanksgiving since the divorce. 38 00:01:35,335 --> 00:01:38,283 And with Shelly taking the kids to Connecticut for her family, 39 00:01:38,370 --> 00:01:40,027 he would be alone otherwise. 40 00:01:40,114 --> 00:01:42,984 Well, maybe he wouldn't be alone 41 00:01:43,071 --> 00:01:45,481 if he'd fought a little harder to save his marriage. 42 00:01:45,568 --> 00:01:47,142 That is Shelly's side of things. 43 00:01:47,384 --> 00:01:49,205 I didn't know we were taking sides. 44 00:01:49,313 --> 00:01:50,804 Well, do you want to take sides? 45 00:01:50,891 --> 00:01:51,919 I don't want to take sides. 46 00:01:52,006 --> 00:01:54,792 - I don't want to have a fight. - I don't want to take sides, either. 47 00:01:56,829 --> 00:01:57,906 What is that? 48 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,266 Uh... sounds like laughter. 49 00:02:00,353 --> 00:02:02,208 - From our moody teenagers? - It couldn't be. 50 00:02:02,295 --> 00:02:05,509 - Shall we investigate? - Shall we ever. 51 00:02:07,787 --> 00:02:09,906 Don't make it complicated. 52 00:02:09,993 --> 00:02:12,262 - What's so funny? - Randall's college essay. 53 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,122 - It's not that funny. - Okay, then go ahead. 54 00:02:14,209 --> 00:02:15,619 - Read them the question. - No. 55 00:02:15,712 --> 00:02:17,212 - Read it. - Come on. 56 00:02:17,299 --> 00:02:18,865 - Come on. - So the question is, 57 00:02:18,993 --> 00:02:22,492 "So far, what person has most impacted your life?" 58 00:02:22,579 --> 00:02:23,758 And he doesn't want to go 59 00:02:23,845 --> 00:02:25,646 with the firefighter who found him on the steps. 60 00:02:25,733 --> 00:02:27,325 - But the question is flawed. - No, no, no. 61 00:02:27,412 --> 00:02:28,992 The question is an underhanded softball 62 00:02:29,079 --> 00:02:30,755 - that you should clobber. - Clobber, Randall. 63 00:02:30,842 --> 00:02:32,125 - No... - It's so easy. - Right? 64 00:02:32,212 --> 00:02:33,942 The whole premise of the question is wrong. 65 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,453 No one person can 66 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:37,498 - have the greatest impact - on your life. - Oh, my... Blah, blah, blah. 67 00:02:37,585 --> 00:02:39,311 Can someone please tell him that he's overthinking this? 68 00:02:39,398 --> 00:02:41,403 Hey, your brother's gonna make the right decision. 69 00:02:41,490 --> 00:02:42,845 What do you think? 70 00:02:43,368 --> 00:02:44,523 The fireman's a layup. 71 00:02:44,610 --> 00:02:46,708 - Oh! There you go. - He said it himself. -Oh... 72 00:02:46,795 --> 00:02:48,053 - Come on. - Kev, ball. 73 00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:51,019 - Bah. -Interception! - Not inside... 74 00:02:53,324 --> 00:02:55,858 - Whoa! - I don't want to play. 75 00:02:55,945 --> 00:02:57,800 I'm not playing! 76 00:03:00,011 --> 00:03:01,049 Touchdown! 77 00:03:01,136 --> 00:03:02,651 Doorbell. Doorbell. 78 00:03:02,738 --> 00:03:03,999 Hey, Kev, you want to get that? 79 00:03:04,086 --> 00:03:05,683 - Oh! - Oh! 80 00:03:06,885 --> 00:03:08,467 How long does it take them to go to the store 81 00:03:08,554 --> 00:03:11,503 and get cranberry sauce? I called an hour ago, Shelly. 82 00:03:12,691 --> 00:03:16,433 Shelly, I just want to say happy Thanksgiving to our kids. 83 00:03:16,595 --> 00:03:18,707 Shelly, don't hang up on... 84 00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:21,710 She hung up on me. 85 00:03:21,927 --> 00:03:23,222 Hey. 86 00:03:23,807 --> 00:03:26,722 Hey. Happy Thanksgiving. 87 00:03:26,948 --> 00:03:28,405 I brought a pie. 88 00:03:30,495 --> 00:03:32,827 - I'm gonna go put it in the kitchen. - Yeah, okay. 89 00:03:32,914 --> 00:03:34,869 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 90 00:03:34,956 --> 00:03:36,912 *THIS IS US* Season 03 Episode 08 91 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:39,040 *THIS IS US* Episode Title: "18,615" 92 00:03:39,127 --> 00:03:40,369 Sync corrections by srjanapala 93 00:03:41,753 --> 00:03:43,725 So, the person who's made the biggest impact on your life? 94 00:03:43,812 --> 00:03:45,455 - Yeah. - Ooh, that fireman who found you. 95 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:46,791 - No. No. I'm not... - Colleges l 96 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,507 - ..I'm not doing that... - love that kind of stuff.- Hello. 97 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:49,619 - Uh, can somebody grab - No. 98 00:03:49,706 --> 00:03:50,640 The Pilgrim Rick hat, please? 99 00:03:50,727 --> 00:03:52,463 Wow. You guys still do that stuff? 100 00:03:52,550 --> 00:03:53,791 Sure do, pal. Family tradition. 101 00:03:53,878 --> 00:03:55,593 - That we've outgrown. - No. - Oh, come on. 102 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,760 Aw, I still like when Dad does Pilgrim Rick. 103 00:03:57,847 --> 00:03:58,866 Thank you, Katie girl. 104 00:03:58,953 --> 00:04:00,538 Yeah, and it covers all the grays. 105 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:01,853 - Oh! - Whoa! 106 00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:03,486 Ooh, do you need some ice for that burn? 107 00:04:03,573 --> 00:04:04,702 - She got you. - I thought this was 108 00:04:04,789 --> 00:04:05,939 a Thanksgiving dinner. 109 00:04:06,026 --> 00:04:07,241 I didn't realize it was a roast. 110 00:04:07,328 --> 00:04:08,537 Hey, a little bit of both. 111 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,654 - Yeah, okay, sure. - Here, you might need the... 112 00:04:10,823 --> 00:04:12,533 You knock it off with that... 113 00:04:13,255 --> 00:04:14,706 Excuse me a second. 114 00:04:15,478 --> 00:04:16,739 Don't take sides. 115 00:04:24,401 --> 00:04:26,980 Hey. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 116 00:04:29,449 --> 00:04:33,558 You know, I get the stress of who gets the house, 117 00:04:34,197 --> 00:04:36,402 and the alimony and all that crap, 118 00:04:37,331 --> 00:04:39,197 but turning the kids against me? 119 00:04:39,284 --> 00:04:41,680 Your kids can't be turned against you, Miguel. 120 00:04:41,767 --> 00:04:42,838 Okay? They love you. 121 00:04:42,925 --> 00:04:45,260 Come on, Jack. Just say it like it is. 122 00:04:45,878 --> 00:04:47,436 We both know that I wasn't there 123 00:04:47,523 --> 00:04:49,531 for Andy and Amber like I should've been. 124 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:53,301 Work always came first, and now I'm paying the price. 125 00:04:56,333 --> 00:04:58,138 Okay, fine. 126 00:04:58,817 --> 00:05:03,207 You could have... you could've been a more present father. 127 00:05:03,294 --> 00:05:06,828 You know? But you wanted to provide for your family. 128 00:05:07,278 --> 00:05:10,198 I've never seen anyone work as hard as you. 129 00:05:10,591 --> 00:05:14,404 You know, I remember, I remember when you made upper management. 130 00:05:14,669 --> 00:05:18,060 I remember how proud of you I was. 131 00:05:18,372 --> 00:05:22,005 You were gonna be doing the big deals with the big boys. 132 00:05:22,262 --> 00:05:24,693 And then you figured out that the big deals 133 00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:26,690 were done on a golf course. 134 00:05:26,777 --> 00:05:28,817 And so what did you do? 135 00:05:29,018 --> 00:05:31,548 You bought some clubs, you got lessons. 136 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:35,079 You would go to the range after work and hit balls... 137 00:05:35,166 --> 00:05:36,756 ..instead of going home and having a family dinner. 138 00:05:36,843 --> 00:05:38,579 Until a Puerto Rican kid 139 00:05:38,666 --> 00:05:40,896 who'd never been to business school, 140 00:05:41,104 --> 00:05:44,556 who-who'd never set foot on a golf course, 141 00:05:44,643 --> 00:05:49,478 let alone played on one, joins his boss's Saturday foursome, 142 00:05:49,565 --> 00:05:53,651 and he becomes country club champion four years in a row. 143 00:05:54,088 --> 00:05:55,709 You got to take that fight, 144 00:05:55,796 --> 00:06:01,261 and you need to show your kids that you are still their father. 145 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:03,198 You hear me? 146 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:05,893 Yeah. 147 00:06:06,026 --> 00:06:08,301 You don't want to be 65 years old 148 00:06:08,388 --> 00:06:10,644 and not know your grandkids. 149 00:06:18,971 --> 00:06:22,570 Man, what's a guy got to do to get some turkey around here? 150 00:06:28,762 --> 00:06:30,607 Hey, have you heard from Jae-won? 151 00:06:30,855 --> 00:06:33,315 - Hmm? - About moving today's 152 00:06:33,402 --> 00:06:35,585 soup kitchen visit from the church to the rec center. 153 00:06:35,672 --> 00:06:36,986 Not yet. What about it? 154 00:06:37,073 --> 00:06:39,180 - Can you rinse and repeat, baby? - I'm sorry. 155 00:06:42,908 --> 00:06:44,723 Ah... 156 00:06:45,698 --> 00:06:48,183 - I have not heard from Jae-won. - Okay. 157 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:50,479 I hope he's on board with me changing the venue. 158 00:06:50,566 --> 00:06:52,835 I'm not sure he likes me working on the campaign. 159 00:06:52,922 --> 00:06:54,947 What? That's crazy. 160 00:06:55,034 --> 00:06:56,885 You've had, like, 300 stupendous ideas 161 00:06:56,972 --> 00:06:58,093 since joining my campaign. 162 00:06:58,180 --> 00:06:59,398 The fish-fry fundraiser, 163 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:01,321 pushing for the town hall debate next week. 164 00:07:01,408 --> 00:07:03,688 Plus, you look smoking even when you're dressing down 165 00:07:03,775 --> 00:07:05,034 for a soup kitchen. 166 00:07:05,121 --> 00:07:06,721 Okay. You're right. 167 00:07:06,808 --> 00:07:08,429 I'm crushing being your field director. 168 00:07:08,516 --> 00:07:09,494 You are. 169 00:07:10,034 --> 00:07:11,094 Mm. 170 00:07:12,050 --> 00:07:13,300 - Mm-mm. - Mm? 171 00:07:13,712 --> 00:07:14,760 - Huh? - Hustle now. 172 00:07:14,847 --> 00:07:16,171 - Yes. - Okay? I'll meet you downstairs. 173 00:07:16,258 --> 00:07:17,882 Toby and Kate will be here any minute. 174 00:07:17,969 --> 00:07:20,528 You sure they're up to cooking while we're out? 175 00:07:20,615 --> 00:07:22,254 I mean, Kate's all IVF'd up, 176 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:23,820 and Toby's just getting back on his feet. 177 00:07:23,907 --> 00:07:24,838 I quadruple-checked. 178 00:07:24,925 --> 00:07:26,600 They are excited to be in charge this year. 179 00:07:26,687 --> 00:07:27,665 Mom? 180 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:31,216 Yeah? 181 00:07:44,544 --> 00:07:45,742 I don't feel good. 182 00:07:45,829 --> 00:07:47,098 Hmm. 183 00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:49,917 No fever. Go lie down, okay? 184 00:07:50,004 --> 00:07:51,804 I'll tell Aunt Kate to keep an eye on you. 185 00:07:51,891 --> 00:07:53,043 Okay. 186 00:07:59,473 --> 00:08:00,859 Happy Thanksgiving. 187 00:08:00,946 --> 00:08:02,358 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving. 188 00:08:02,445 --> 00:08:04,169 The cavalry is here! 189 00:08:04,723 --> 00:08:06,731 All right. What do we got here? 190 00:08:07,309 --> 00:08:09,394 - Hey-oh. - Hi. 191 00:08:09,481 --> 00:08:12,401 How's my sis feeling with her little turducken in the oven? 192 00:08:12,488 --> 00:08:13,698 - Pretty good. - Yeah? 193 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,503 Yeah. The morning sickness isn't too bad, 194 00:08:15,590 --> 00:08:17,469 and Toby's been coming through with the back rubs. 195 00:08:17,556 --> 00:08:19,766 Yeah. My fingers are basically tension assassins. 196 00:08:19,853 --> 00:08:22,133 - Give me some of that. Uh. - Oh, you know what? 197 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:23,620 Tess isn't feeling well. 198 00:08:23,707 --> 00:08:25,695 Is it okay with you guys if she stays here with you? 199 00:08:25,782 --> 00:08:27,180 Yeah, that'd be good practice for us 200 00:08:27,267 --> 00:08:29,097 for when we have a little sicko of our own. 201 00:08:29,184 --> 00:08:30,644 - Are you sure? - If this is too much for you, 202 00:08:30,731 --> 00:08:32,198 - Tobe, you just... - Because we can make another 203 00:08:32,285 --> 00:08:33,063 - arrangement, right? - Yeah. 204 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:34,727 - Look, guys, guys, guys, guys. - Hey, this... it's great. 205 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,409 We'll watch Tess. This is gonna be fine. 206 00:08:36,496 --> 00:08:39,656 Look, my comeback is about small victories, all right? 207 00:08:39,743 --> 00:08:42,480 And helping Kate cook a 15-pound Butterball 208 00:08:42,567 --> 00:08:44,191 using Snoop and Martha's recipe 209 00:08:44,278 --> 00:08:46,327 will be a small but meaningful victory. 210 00:08:46,414 --> 00:08:47,563 All right, then. 211 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:50,020 Hey, girls, let's hit the road! 212 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:52,244 So, if anything happens, 213 00:08:52,331 --> 00:08:54,012 just give us a call. We'll be back by 4:00. 214 00:08:54,099 --> 00:08:55,779 - Yep. - Okay. - Yeah? All right. Let's hit it. 215 00:08:55,866 --> 00:08:58,114 Hey, Annie, why is there a gigantic teddy bear 216 00:08:58,201 --> 00:08:59,549 sitting at the dining room table? 217 00:08:59,636 --> 00:09:00,817 It's a secret. 218 00:09:00,904 --> 00:09:03,122 A secret? It's creepy is what it is. 219 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,997 - All right, have fun... - Have fun. 220 00:09:05,084 --> 00:09:06,989 - Hi! - At the homeless shelter. 221 00:09:13,558 --> 00:09:15,404 Be right with you, folks. 222 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:20,720 Hello, little ladies. 223 00:09:20,807 --> 00:09:22,998 Don't you guys look beautiful? Uh, you want to go 224 00:09:23,085 --> 00:09:25,183 - help them over there? - Yeah. 225 00:09:25,823 --> 00:09:28,681 Explain to me how this is better than Linwood Baptist. 226 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:31,256 Well, we just felt like, uh, the athletic center 227 00:09:31,343 --> 00:09:34,095 represents a broader sample of the 12th. 228 00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:36,517 Did we? Because, you know, at this very moment, 229 00:09:36,604 --> 00:09:39,040 Sol Brown is handing out turkeys over at Linwood Baptist, 230 00:09:39,127 --> 00:09:41,053 the biggest Thanksgiving soup kitchen in the city, 231 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:43,295 which gets photographed every year by The Inquirer, 232 00:09:43,382 --> 00:09:44,845 The Telegraph, The Philadelphia 233 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:46,803 - Tribune... - Please stop saying newspapers at me. 234 00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,650 We-we don't need a photo op, you know? 235 00:09:48,737 --> 00:09:50,540 Randall wants to connect with the people. 236 00:09:50,627 --> 00:09:52,235 He doesn't want to look like the guy who drove in 237 00:09:52,322 --> 00:09:53,897 to hold a ladle and get his picture taken. 238 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,865 - We just want... - I need to go to the bathroom. 239 00:09:55,952 --> 00:09:57,010 Oh... 240 00:09:57,682 --> 00:09:59,800 To not be continued. 241 00:10:00,221 --> 00:10:02,300 - Excuse me. - Mm-hmm. 242 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,261 Have we landed on a job title for your wife? 243 00:10:06,401 --> 00:10:09,209 Yeah, field director. She'll spread my message, coordinate... 244 00:10:09,296 --> 00:10:12,315 I'm aware what a field director does, since I usually hire them. 245 00:10:12,402 --> 00:10:16,056 Randall, has your wife ever worked on a campaign? 246 00:10:16,143 --> 00:10:17,498 Because I think she needs to understand 247 00:10:17,585 --> 00:10:19,194 - that there's a system here. - Hey, Jae-won. 248 00:10:19,281 --> 00:10:20,829 You've done an amazing job. 249 00:10:20,916 --> 00:10:22,592 All right? You joining my campaign 250 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:24,566 has been divine intervention. 251 00:10:24,884 --> 00:10:27,862 But Beth is my wife, and she's for real 252 00:10:28,182 --> 00:10:30,362 and it's not open for discussion. 253 00:10:32,848 --> 00:10:34,894 Well, this is fun. 254 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,517 ♪ Oh, baby, you ♪ 255 00:10:39,604 --> 00:10:42,601 ♪ You got what I need ♪ 256 00:10:42,688 --> 00:10:45,023 ♪ You got everything I need ♪ 257 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:47,256 ♪ You're like medicine to me ♪ 258 00:10:47,343 --> 00:10:48,636 ♪ Oh, baby... ♪ 259 00:10:48,745 --> 00:10:51,273 Here you go. Happy Thanksgiving to you. 260 00:10:51,425 --> 00:10:53,096 They're raising my rent again. 261 00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:55,837 - They want me to move out. - Of course they do. 262 00:10:55,924 --> 00:10:58,501 Landlords want higher income earners to move in. 263 00:10:58,588 --> 00:11:01,357 ♪ So glad you saved me, dear ♪ 264 00:11:01,444 --> 00:11:04,016 ♪ Saved me, dear... ♪ 265 00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:06,148 Happy Thanksgiving to you, young man. Okay. 266 00:11:06,285 --> 00:11:08,841 ♪ Things were wrong, you made them right ♪ 267 00:11:08,928 --> 00:11:11,480 ♪ How did you do it, dear? 268 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:13,572 ♪ Do it, dear ♪ 269 00:11:13,659 --> 00:11:16,889 ♪ Oh, I'm thankful every day ♪ 270 00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:19,444 ♪ Oh, that you came my way ♪ 271 00:11:19,531 --> 00:11:21,255 ♪ And I hope and pray ♪ 272 00:11:21,342 --> 00:11:24,349 ♪ That you never ever go away ♪ 273 00:11:24,436 --> 00:11:28,033 ♪ 'Cause you, oh, you got what I need ♪ 274 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,545 ♪ Little girl... ♪ 275 00:11:29,632 --> 00:11:32,204 Don't be shy. This is a growing girl. 276 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,193 ♪ You're like medincine to me ♪ 277 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,230 ♪ Oh, baby... ♪ 278 00:11:35,317 --> 00:11:37,311 Deja, you're giving too many. 279 00:11:37,398 --> 00:11:39,691 The man said only one cookie a person. 280 00:11:39,778 --> 00:11:41,945 Well, the man doesn't get it. 281 00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:43,749 - Man.. - What? 282 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:46,243 None of my messages are getting through to Kate. 283 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,499 Mm. This reception sucks. 284 00:11:48,586 --> 00:11:50,132 We should put that on our platform: 285 00:11:50,219 --> 00:11:51,787 fix cell phone service in Philly. 286 00:11:51,874 --> 00:11:53,422 Happy Thanksgiving. 287 00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:57,827 ♪ Don't ever stop them, dear 288 00:11:57,914 --> 00:11:59,834 ♪ Stop them dear... ♪ 289 00:11:59,921 --> 00:12:01,121 No, no. Wait, wait, hold up. 290 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,868 Great news. I convinced a photographer 291 00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,175 from Linwood Baptist to come here and take some pictures. 292 00:12:05,262 --> 00:12:06,319 Best of both worlds, baby. 293 00:12:06,406 --> 00:12:07,336 - Oh, dude, that's great. - Yeah. 294 00:12:07,423 --> 00:12:10,586 That's-that's great, right? 295 00:12:11,695 --> 00:12:14,327 I'm sorry, guys. I just... I don't think it's a good idea. 296 00:12:14,414 --> 00:12:16,824 People came here to have a nice meal with their families, 297 00:12:16,911 --> 00:12:19,161 and most of them don't want to be photographed 298 00:12:19,248 --> 00:12:20,280 getting a handout. 299 00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:21,881 You know, Randall's whole strategy... 300 00:12:21,968 --> 00:12:23,433 You know, his strategy is to get more votes 301 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,921 than he currently has, Beth. 302 00:12:28,906 --> 00:12:31,039 Guys, stop. 303 00:12:33,008 --> 00:12:34,836 All right, I'm sorry, Jae-won. 304 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:43,998 - I-I called in a favor, man. - I know, 305 00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:46,089 and I'm sorry, but you should've run it by us first. 306 00:12:46,176 --> 00:12:48,246 No, actually, no, because I'm the campaign manager 307 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:49,964 and what I'm supposed to do is get... No, no. -Jae-won, please. 308 00:12:50,051 --> 00:12:51,549 Randall, you're making a mistake. 309 00:12:51,636 --> 00:12:52,706 What do you want me to do, man? 310 00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:54,214 I don't care if it's a mistake, 311 00:12:54,301 --> 00:12:56,031 she's my wife. 312 00:13:01,499 --> 00:13:05,672 - Yeah, um, happy Thanksgiving. - To you and yours 313 00:13:05,759 --> 00:13:07,476 as well, man. Hey... 314 00:13:08,011 --> 00:13:09,793 Oh, man. 315 00:13:10,544 --> 00:13:12,061 Yeah... 316 00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:20,459 Ooh, a terrier! Dad, could we go play with it? 317 00:13:20,546 --> 00:13:22,882 - Yeah, let's go say hi. - Oh, yay! 318 00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:25,625 Hey, Randall. 319 00:13:26,374 --> 00:13:27,436 Yeah. 320 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:29,101 I'm just curious. 321 00:13:29,257 --> 00:13:32,366 Of my 300 ideas over the past few weeks, 322 00:13:32,453 --> 00:13:34,966 how many of them did you really think were... 323 00:13:35,327 --> 00:13:37,101 What's the word you used? 324 00:13:37,522 --> 00:13:39,552 - Stupendous. - Or... 325 00:13:39,639 --> 00:13:42,367 how many times were you just trying to make me feel good 326 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,448 because you thought your recently-fired wife 327 00:13:44,535 --> 00:13:45,890 needed a win? 328 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,929 - Beth... - Oh, man. 329 00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:52,421 That's what I thought. 330 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,724 Actually, it's not what I thought, 331 00:13:54,811 --> 00:13:57,554 you know, which really sucks. 332 00:13:59,929 --> 00:14:02,271 - Hey. - Oh, God. 333 00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:04,901 - What is it? - Oh, man. We got to get home. 334 00:14:04,988 --> 00:14:07,322 - Come on, girls. Let's go. - Come on. 335 00:14:07,686 --> 00:14:10,539 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 336 00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:42,222 How we feeling? 337 00:14:43,692 --> 00:14:46,486 We felt better shoveling crap back at my base. 338 00:14:46,573 --> 00:14:47,934 Yeah, I'll bet. 339 00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:50,794 Got about a week more to get that junk out of your system. 340 00:14:50,881 --> 00:14:54,653 Roger that, Sarge. Glad to hear you got a new mission. 341 00:14:58,524 --> 00:15:00,270 G.I.! 342 00:15:05,492 --> 00:15:07,771 The boy cut his foot on the wire last week. 343 00:15:08,215 --> 00:15:10,758 Then the wire is doing its job. 344 00:15:16,527 --> 00:15:18,565 Supply chopper's bringing a hot turkey. 345 00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:20,219 Me and some of the guys are gonna have 346 00:15:20,306 --> 00:15:21,987 a sit-down Thanksgiving dinner. 347 00:15:22,074 --> 00:15:23,536 You're welcome to join us. 348 00:15:23,644 --> 00:15:26,341 That is, if you can leave your sunny-ass disposition here. 349 00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:31,994 ♪ In the chilly hours and minutes ♪ 350 00:15:32,081 --> 00:15:34,274 ♪ Of uncertainty ♪ 351 00:15:34,361 --> 00:15:37,472 ♪ I want to be in the warm... ♪ 352 00:15:37,559 --> 00:15:40,324 My dad's smoked turkey, the best. 353 00:15:40,411 --> 00:15:42,505 You'd smoke anything, Murph. 354 00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:48,724 ♪ To feel you all around me... ♪ 355 00:15:48,811 --> 00:15:51,458 - Who you writing? - Robinson. 356 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,502 Figured he'd, uh, 357 00:15:53,589 --> 00:15:56,012 he'd want to know about all the fun that he's missing. 358 00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,396 Hey, uh, 359 00:15:57,483 --> 00:15:59,194 what's the deal with your brother, Sarge? 360 00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:00,963 Hmm? 361 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:02,737 ♪ When sundown ♪ 362 00:16:02,824 --> 00:16:05,084 ♪ Pales the sky... ♪ 363 00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:08,198 He's fine. Just misses home. 364 00:16:08,285 --> 00:16:10,848 He ain't fine. He's a medic. 365 00:16:10,941 --> 00:16:13,419 He shovels guts back into body cavities. 366 00:16:13,736 --> 00:16:15,893 Meanwhile, you all treat us like the field goal kicker 367 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:17,776 till you take a bullet and want morphine. 368 00:16:17,863 --> 00:16:20,083 Then we're your best friend. 369 00:16:21,823 --> 00:16:24,749 ♪ Would be the sweetest thing ♪ 370 00:16:24,998 --> 00:16:27,094 ♪ T'would make me sing ♪ 371 00:16:27,181 --> 00:16:30,917 ♪ Ah, but I may as well try and catch ♪ 372 00:16:31,004 --> 00:16:34,730 ♪ The wind ♪ 373 00:16:34,817 --> 00:16:36,180 ♪ Diddy di dee ♪ 374 00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,383 ♪ Dee diddy diddy... ♪ 375 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:39,755 Miss, can I...? 376 00:16:43,341 --> 00:16:44,743 Heavy. 377 00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:51,261 ♪ When rain has hung the leave with tears ♪ 378 00:16:51,424 --> 00:16:54,155 ♪ I want you near to kill ♪ 379 00:16:54,242 --> 00:16:55,694 ♪ My fears ♪ 380 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:59,365 ♪ To help me to leave all my blues ♪ 381 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,933 ♪ Behind ♪ 382 00:17:03,495 --> 00:17:04,956 ♪ For... ♪ 383 00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:31,490 Hey. 384 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:35,272 You haven't been catching any fish. 385 00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:39,981 No, no fish. I-I brought food. 386 00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:43,421 Food. Thuc... 387 00:17:44,953 --> 00:17:47,900 Food. Food. 388 00:17:51,243 --> 00:17:54,619 Your boy, is he-he okay? He's okay? 389 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,916 Can I see him? 390 00:18:00,815 --> 00:18:02,072 Can I see him? 391 00:18:20,998 --> 00:18:22,462 Okay. 392 00:18:26,401 --> 00:18:27,985 Ahh! 393 00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:48,515 - Nicky, wake up. Come on. - What? 394 00:18:48,602 --> 00:18:49,786 Hustle up, let's go. 395 00:18:49,873 --> 00:18:51,150 Come on. 396 00:18:58,664 --> 00:19:01,142 He's burning up. His foot's infected. 397 00:19:02,337 --> 00:19:03,903 I'm not gonna save a kid's life 398 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:06,458 just so he can grow up one day and zap Americans. 399 00:19:06,743 --> 00:19:08,533 Clean and dress the wound. 400 00:19:08,632 --> 00:19:09,851 No. 401 00:19:09,938 --> 00:19:14,463 Clean and bandage the wound. That is an order. 402 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:24,643 He's gonna be okay. 403 00:19:24,795 --> 00:19:27,255 He's gonna be okay, but this is gonna hurt, okay? 404 00:19:27,342 --> 00:19:28,568 It's gonna sting, ouch. 405 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,002 It's okay, it's okay. 406 00:19:37,908 --> 00:19:39,302 Okay in there, Sarge? 407 00:19:39,389 --> 00:19:42,275 Yeah! We're doing good. 408 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,917 Aaah. 409 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,564 He's just a kid, Nicky. 410 00:20:29,753 --> 00:20:31,822 You need to wake the hell up. 411 00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:35,481 This ville is nothing but women 412 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,228 and kids and old men. 413 00:20:45,447 --> 00:20:49,000 My first CO here was a guy 414 00:20:49,087 --> 00:20:51,064 named Captain Greg Minetto. 415 00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:55,822 "Bones," we called him. 416 00:20:57,605 --> 00:21:00,150 We were pulling security outside Da Nang, 417 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,775 and I'm brand new in-country, 418 00:21:03,234 --> 00:21:06,845 virgin, scared to death. 419 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,228 Sometimes the guys got on my ass. 420 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:17,525 I mean, I couldn't stick on a damn Band-Aid without shaking. 421 00:21:19,329 --> 00:21:20,414 But one time, 422 00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:24,353 Bones got fed up with them always ragging on me, so... 423 00:21:25,165 --> 00:21:27,799 he grabs a big chicken from the ville, 424 00:21:29,196 --> 00:21:30,634 and bam, 425 00:21:31,161 --> 00:21:33,580 chops off its head with his Ka-Bar. 426 00:21:35,317 --> 00:21:38,725 And the chicken's flapping around without a head, 427 00:21:38,812 --> 00:21:40,455 blood gushing, 428 00:21:41,410 --> 00:21:44,681 and Bones takes the chicken and he tosses it to me. 429 00:21:45,048 --> 00:21:49,295 There I am, with a bloody, flapping chicken, 430 00:21:49,735 --> 00:21:54,021 and Bones says to the guys, "Pretend that chicken's you. 431 00:21:54,884 --> 00:21:57,586 "Pretend you're the one flapping around, 432 00:21:57,673 --> 00:22:01,743 "screaming for a medic, bullets still flying. 433 00:22:02,462 --> 00:22:04,106 "You best hope Nicky doesn't mind 434 00:22:04,193 --> 00:22:07,627 trying to save your sorry ass, because Nicky's all you got." 435 00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:17,635 And after that, the guys showed me a little respect. 436 00:22:21,156 --> 00:22:23,262 I mean, how could you not love Bones? 437 00:22:23,349 --> 00:22:25,220 And the villagers loved him, too, you know? 438 00:22:25,307 --> 00:22:28,555 The old ladies, they did his laundry, brought him food. 439 00:22:29,454 --> 00:22:31,228 There was this one. 440 00:22:32,237 --> 00:22:34,798 No teeth, but always smiling. 441 00:22:35,159 --> 00:22:38,266 She cut his hair and talked to him 442 00:22:38,353 --> 00:22:40,689 and he would nod like he understood. 443 00:22:44,194 --> 00:22:46,993 One night, the VC got through the wire, 444 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,044 tossed a satchel charge into his bunker 445 00:22:49,131 --> 00:22:53,481 and turned Cap into a big sloppy bowl of chicken fricassee. 446 00:22:55,553 --> 00:22:58,252 They targeted Bones and no one else. 447 00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:04,352 The old lady with no teeth told her VC brother 448 00:23:04,439 --> 00:23:06,080 where he could find him. 449 00:23:21,431 --> 00:23:24,135 You can be nice to them all you want, Jack. 450 00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:30,056 But they're not just women and children. 451 00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:14,012 You here all week? 452 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,108 - That's the plan. - You? 453 00:24:17,411 --> 00:24:19,983 Um, hard to say. 454 00:24:22,827 --> 00:24:25,421 - William. - Jesse. 455 00:24:28,017 --> 00:24:29,843 - Please, don't, uh... - Ah. 456 00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:32,538 Let me stop you... 457 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:55,498 Jesse? 458 00:24:56,135 --> 00:24:58,096 Technically, cocaine is my problem, 459 00:24:58,183 --> 00:25:01,585 not, uh, sparkling rosé, so... 460 00:25:03,698 --> 00:25:06,108 - Come on. - Where are we going? 461 00:25:06,195 --> 00:25:09,710 You need something besides cheap wine in your stomach. 462 00:25:10,210 --> 00:25:11,701 Come on. 463 00:25:14,428 --> 00:25:15,498 All right. 464 00:25:15,661 --> 00:25:18,319 I was a bond trader in London. 465 00:25:18,439 --> 00:25:21,318 The job was all-consuming and put strains 466 00:25:21,405 --> 00:25:24,297 on an already complicated 467 00:25:24,384 --> 00:25:27,541 and mismatched marriage. 468 00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:30,163 Cocaine helped me keep pace with the workload 469 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:33,366 until the workload couldn't keep pace with my addiction. 470 00:25:33,678 --> 00:25:35,657 I lost everything. 471 00:25:36,108 --> 00:25:37,492 Moved to the States. 472 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:41,253 I lived with my sister for a while in Chicago, 473 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:44,272 and then I came to Philly, where I worked 474 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:46,349 front of house in a restaurant because my accent 475 00:25:46,436 --> 00:25:48,473 - classed the place up. - Accent classed the place up. 476 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,374 Yeah, I was at that meeting. 477 00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:56,593 Let's hear the true story. 478 00:26:04,936 --> 00:26:06,546 Okay, fine. 479 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:11,207 You're... an inexplicably pleasant man 480 00:26:11,294 --> 00:26:12,866 worthy of the truth. 481 00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:20,150 I started using cocaine in the late '70s. 482 00:26:20,237 --> 00:26:22,283 I-I liked cocaine. 483 00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:24,838 I... That's not true. 484 00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:30,435 I liked Manchester United. I love cocaine. 485 00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:32,835 Half my paycheck went to the stuff, 486 00:26:33,256 --> 00:26:36,405 until I learned that... 487 00:26:37,439 --> 00:26:41,210 smoking crack cocaine was cheaper. 488 00:26:42,552 --> 00:26:47,500 Also, I was never a bond trader. 489 00:26:49,923 --> 00:26:52,522 But one thing I said is true: 490 00:26:52,847 --> 00:26:56,320 my marriage to Anissa was... 491 00:26:56,639 --> 00:26:58,600 a complicated mismatch, 492 00:26:58,787 --> 00:27:02,046 and I do have a sister in Chicago. 493 00:27:07,403 --> 00:27:12,665 I... I don't know why Thanksgiving depresses me. 494 00:27:12,770 --> 00:27:14,647 It's not my holiday. 495 00:27:15,178 --> 00:27:18,468 In fact, isn't it to celebrate you 496 00:27:18,562 --> 00:27:21,608 for defeating us in your independence? 497 00:27:21,764 --> 00:27:24,132 No. It was not. 498 00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:30,257 Anyway, I was invited to my sister's house, 499 00:27:31,490 --> 00:27:35,464 but the people there will ask me how I'm doing, 500 00:27:35,551 --> 00:27:40,538 and... I'm in no mood to spin lies 501 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:42,637 about the joys of being sober. 502 00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:45,803 You stay sober, you won't have to lie about it. 503 00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:51,516 Look, tonight a bunch of us sober musicians 504 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,982 are getting together. On the holidays we like to play, 505 00:27:54,100 --> 00:27:56,936 uh, mostly to keep us from getting into trouble. 506 00:27:57,032 --> 00:27:58,509 You're welcome to come. 507 00:27:58,830 --> 00:28:00,397 Good Lord. 508 00:28:01,022 --> 00:28:04,085 Listening to jazz sober sounds awful. 509 00:28:05,287 --> 00:28:06,647 What can I bring? 510 00:28:06,734 --> 00:28:09,194 Just yourself. We need the audience. 511 00:28:51,238 --> 00:28:53,596 So what needs to start first? 512 00:28:53,683 --> 00:28:56,632 The cranberry sauce. You are in charge. 513 00:28:56,719 --> 00:28:59,266 - This is not a can. - Right. 514 00:28:59,353 --> 00:29:01,385 I'm making cranberry sauce from scratch? 515 00:29:01,472 --> 00:29:02,922 Isn't that kind of a high-stakes duty? 516 00:29:03,009 --> 00:29:04,327 Well, Randall has a recipe binder. 517 00:29:04,414 --> 00:29:05,642 Recipe binder, okay. 518 00:29:05,729 --> 00:29:07,262 Randall's recipes. 519 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,640 Okay. Of course, color-coded, 520 00:29:09,727 --> 00:29:12,519 uh, with an entire section for confit. 521 00:29:12,606 --> 00:29:14,961 And he's marked our page for us. 522 00:29:15,048 --> 00:29:17,160 "Cranberry sauce with mint." 523 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:21,224 Randall's recipe for cranberry sauce has, like, 30 ingredients, 524 00:29:21,311 --> 00:29:23,790 including "fresh mint from my garden." 525 00:29:23,877 --> 00:29:25,888 - Randall has an herb garden? - Yeah. 526 00:29:25,975 --> 00:29:27,071 Okay. 527 00:29:27,158 --> 00:29:28,157 Okay, come here. 528 00:29:28,244 --> 00:29:29,647 - What is happening? Come here. - Oh, okay, look. 529 00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:31,202 Randall is the perfect embodiment 530 00:29:31,289 --> 00:29:33,531 of the perfect man. He's basically your dad, 531 00:29:33,618 --> 00:29:35,765 - and I'm... - Toby. 532 00:29:36,782 --> 00:29:39,902 Hey, me and you? 533 00:29:41,636 --> 00:29:43,105 We got this. 534 00:29:43,276 --> 00:29:44,369 We can... 535 00:29:44,456 --> 00:29:46,277 We're gonna be great hosts. 536 00:29:46,605 --> 00:29:48,207 Okay? And we're gonna be great parents. 537 00:29:48,294 --> 00:29:49,494 And today, we're gonna prove it. 538 00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,285 - Yeah. You're right. - Okay? So let's do us. 539 00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:52,918 - Okay. Do us. - Me and you. 540 00:29:53,005 --> 00:29:54,613 All right, KaToby on three? 541 00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:57,105 One, two, KaToby. 542 00:29:57,223 --> 00:30:01,019 Tess, I got something for you. 543 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:04,737 Oh. Oh. 544 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,933 Ah! What, what, what? 545 00:30:12,971 --> 00:30:15,917 Hey. Uh, Tess needs your help. 546 00:30:16,894 --> 00:30:18,033 Why? Is she okay? 547 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,961 Yeah, fine. She just has... She has two boxes of... things 548 00:30:22,048 --> 00:30:27,666 that, uh, a-a young woman might need every full moon-ish. 549 00:30:29,482 --> 00:30:31,674 - Oh. Ugh. - Yeah. 550 00:30:31,792 --> 00:30:34,401 I think this might be her first period. 551 00:30:34,488 --> 00:30:36,416 Yeah, yeah. She looked confused. 552 00:30:45,764 --> 00:30:47,158 Hey. 553 00:30:48,401 --> 00:30:50,150 Is everything okay? 554 00:30:50,907 --> 00:30:54,158 I'm fine, just leave me alone. 555 00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,916 I will, I just... 556 00:30:58,641 --> 00:31:00,447 Is this your first one? 557 00:31:00,861 --> 00:31:02,337 Yes. 558 00:31:03,267 --> 00:31:04,806 Did you call your mom? 559 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:06,219 They didn't answer. 560 00:31:06,306 --> 00:31:08,310 I tried calling them, like, five times. 561 00:31:08,397 --> 00:31:10,278 I texted them, though. 562 00:31:10,572 --> 00:31:12,572 I'm sure she'll call soon. 563 00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:16,572 Is there anything I can help with? 564 00:31:24,946 --> 00:31:26,275 Yeah. 565 00:31:29,942 --> 00:31:31,552 Do you want to come down and help us? 566 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:33,744 I'm never leaving this room. 567 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:35,625 I'm too embarrassed to see Toby. 568 00:31:35,712 --> 00:31:36,993 - Oh... - Wait, embarrassed? 569 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:41,072 Hey. Tess, you have nothing to be embarrassed about. 570 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:43,154 And this is coming from a woman who had 571 00:31:43,241 --> 00:31:47,033 the most embarrassing first period ever. 572 00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:49,495 So, when I was around your age, 573 00:31:49,582 --> 00:31:52,252 we were staying at a beach house with Miguel's family 574 00:31:52,409 --> 00:31:53,999 and I was sharing a room with Amber, 575 00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:55,586 Miguel's daughter, who I worshiped. 576 00:31:55,673 --> 00:31:57,503 I mean, she taught me how to put on mascara. 577 00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:59,516 So, I was asleep when it happened. 578 00:31:59,603 --> 00:32:01,872 So I stripped the bed, and then I'm tip-toeing down the hall, 579 00:32:01,959 --> 00:32:04,241 and who do I run into? Her older brother Andy. 580 00:32:04,376 --> 00:32:05,915 Who was a lifeguard. 581 00:32:06,002 --> 00:32:08,786 And of course, here I am with this wadded-up bedding, 582 00:32:08,873 --> 00:32:12,486 and he just says, "Oh, what, did you wet the bed, Pearson?" 583 00:32:12,622 --> 00:32:15,150 N-Now, if I say yes, everybody at school is gonna think 584 00:32:15,237 --> 00:32:17,294 that I'm a bed-wetter at the age of 12. 585 00:32:17,381 --> 00:32:20,110 So what do I say? I say, "No, actually, 586 00:32:20,197 --> 00:32:23,695 "I just had my period and I need a tampon. Do you have one?" 587 00:32:23,782 --> 00:32:25,230 He didn't know what to say. 588 00:32:25,317 --> 00:32:27,503 So, he's like stammering and he tries to laugh if off, 589 00:32:27,590 --> 00:32:29,635 but then he just, like, pushes past me. 590 00:32:30,802 --> 00:32:34,250 So, uh, needless to say, we've never talked about it since. 591 00:32:34,337 --> 00:32:35,968 Anyway, I got you beat. 592 00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:37,932 - Yeah, definitely. - Yeah. 593 00:32:41,090 --> 00:32:45,406 Anyhow, I know you have a mom, but if there's anything 594 00:32:45,493 --> 00:32:47,596 you ever want to talk to me about, anytime... 595 00:32:47,973 --> 00:32:50,100 I mean, pretty soon, you're gonna have... 596 00:32:50,187 --> 00:32:51,680 your first kiss. 597 00:32:51,767 --> 00:32:54,338 And your first boyfriend. 598 00:32:55,254 --> 00:32:58,104 Or girlfriend. 599 00:33:00,996 --> 00:33:02,947 Or girlfriend. 600 00:33:03,991 --> 00:33:07,416 Yeah, or girlfriend. 601 00:33:12,504 --> 00:33:14,432 St. George came upon the ruins 602 00:33:14,519 --> 00:33:18,039 of the Rollins house and slept on the cold sooted stones 603 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,918 of the fireplace hearth. 604 00:33:20,147 --> 00:33:22,254 He awoke the next morning with... 605 00:33:22,341 --> 00:33:24,767 Uh, I'm sorry, I... 606 00:33:25,059 --> 00:33:28,304 The last I heard, St. George was lost in the brambles. 607 00:33:28,391 --> 00:33:30,596 Did I... did I miss something? 608 00:33:30,683 --> 00:33:33,332 Yes, 'cause you're not listening. 609 00:33:33,496 --> 00:33:36,027 I think your mind is already at your daughter's house. 610 00:33:36,114 --> 00:33:37,198 - No. - Yeah. 611 00:33:37,285 --> 00:33:39,413 - No, no, it's not. - Yes, it is. 612 00:33:39,506 --> 00:33:41,355 I thought that you were excited 613 00:33:41,442 --> 00:33:43,134 that Amber had moved to Scarsdale. 614 00:33:43,221 --> 00:33:45,564 I mean, we've only seen our grandson, what, 615 00:33:45,651 --> 00:33:48,418 twice since they adopted him? 616 00:33:49,756 --> 00:33:51,262 I am excited. 617 00:33:51,981 --> 00:33:56,472 Well, in 6.5 miles, you better act like it. 618 00:33:57,490 --> 00:33:59,832 It's just... 619 00:34:00,253 --> 00:34:02,048 I feel like a pity invite. 620 00:34:02,135 --> 00:34:03,275 - What? - Yeah. 621 00:34:03,362 --> 00:34:05,668 I mean, the only reason that we were asked to come over 622 00:34:05,755 --> 00:34:07,413 is because Shelly is gonna be spending it 623 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,058 with her husband's family. 624 00:34:11,012 --> 00:34:13,686 I'm sorry that you're missing Thanksgiving for this. 625 00:34:13,794 --> 00:34:15,630 We're still gonna make it back to Randall's 626 00:34:15,717 --> 00:34:17,031 in time for dessert. 627 00:34:17,118 --> 00:34:19,684 And besides, I'm very much looking forward 628 00:34:19,771 --> 00:34:21,975 to spending some time with your kids. 629 00:34:22,432 --> 00:34:24,410 It's gonna be a good day. 630 00:34:29,529 --> 00:34:31,507 Luke, you're supposed to eat turkey 631 00:34:31,594 --> 00:34:34,262 for Thanksgiving, not Cheerios. 632 00:34:36,598 --> 00:34:38,158 Oh, honey. 633 00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:40,143 Don't be scared; That's your grandpa. 634 00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:42,115 Nah, it's okay; I have the same reaction 635 00:34:42,202 --> 00:34:43,872 every morning when I look in the mirror. 636 00:34:48,296 --> 00:34:52,240 Oh, I, uh, read that Beckwith and Hightower are merging. 637 00:34:52,327 --> 00:34:53,635 Is that a good thing for you, Amber? 638 00:34:53,722 --> 00:34:57,028 I haven't been with Hightower for over a year, Dad. 639 00:34:57,153 --> 00:34:58,583 Geez, Dad. 640 00:34:58,670 --> 00:35:01,382 Somebody hasn't been reading Amber's Christmas newsletter. 641 00:35:01,469 --> 00:35:04,179 No, I do. I mean, we do. 642 00:35:04,301 --> 00:35:05,988 It's very entertaining, by the way. 643 00:35:06,075 --> 00:35:07,756 Thanks, Rebecca. 644 00:35:10,836 --> 00:35:13,570 We haven't, uh, seen Kevin's new movie, yet. 645 00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:15,030 Hmm. 646 00:35:15,157 --> 00:35:18,072 It's actually... it's quite good. 647 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:20,100 I've heard mixed. 648 00:35:20,834 --> 00:35:23,635 Yeah? I think it's, um, 649 00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:28,453 at a 94% on Rotten Tomatoes; it's a site 650 00:35:28,540 --> 00:35:31,071 - that Kevin taught me about. - Come on, you're killing me! 651 00:35:31,158 --> 00:35:33,288 Cowboys scored, Connor. 652 00:35:33,951 --> 00:35:36,014 Sorry, we have Washington and the points. 653 00:35:36,406 --> 00:35:38,090 No, it's okay. 654 00:35:38,192 --> 00:35:41,284 Uh, we're a big football family, actually, so I understand. 655 00:35:41,371 --> 00:35:42,504 Hmm. 656 00:35:46,113 --> 00:35:48,539 This vegan stuffing is delicious, Amber. 657 00:35:48,626 --> 00:35:50,434 Well, thanks, Dad. 658 00:35:50,777 --> 00:35:53,602 What about you, Luke, do you like your mother's stuffing? 659 00:35:53,689 --> 00:35:55,497 Do you like the vegan stuffing? 660 00:35:56,650 --> 00:35:58,750 Do any of these side dishes have nuts in them? 661 00:35:58,837 --> 00:36:00,379 I get a little allergic. 662 00:36:00,466 --> 00:36:03,949 Uh, yes, actually, the sweet potato casserole 663 00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:05,580 - has some slivered almonds. - Ah... 664 00:36:05,667 --> 00:36:07,371 I-I didn't know, I'm so sorry. 665 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:08,994 - I didn't, I didn't know. - First you steal my father 666 00:36:09,081 --> 00:36:10,518 from my mother, and now you're trying to kill 667 00:36:10,605 --> 00:36:12,219 my brother-in-law. 668 00:36:14,762 --> 00:36:17,634 Sorry, too soon? 669 00:36:18,184 --> 00:36:23,028 No, no. Not too soon, actually. 670 00:36:26,901 --> 00:36:29,676 You know, after your mother and I split, 671 00:36:30,082 --> 00:36:33,390 I promised my best friend and myself that I would fight 672 00:36:33,477 --> 00:36:35,426 to keep you kids in my life. 673 00:36:36,442 --> 00:36:39,488 And for a long time, I tried. 674 00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:42,961 I called every day, I sent Christmas gifts. 675 00:36:43,048 --> 00:36:45,301 I tried to plan things. 676 00:36:47,285 --> 00:36:50,831 And I was lucky if I got an e-mail back from you. 677 00:36:52,051 --> 00:36:53,705 So after a while... 678 00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:56,791 Well, I gave up. 679 00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:03,232 Well, you have the Pearsons now, at least. 680 00:37:06,821 --> 00:37:10,533 Yes. Yes, I do. 681 00:37:12,326 --> 00:37:16,180 In heartbreak, ten years after her husband 682 00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:19,971 and my best friend died, and your mother had remarried... 683 00:37:21,109 --> 00:37:22,887 Rebecca and I found each other. 684 00:37:23,434 --> 00:37:26,674 And we filled a hole in each other's lives. 685 00:37:27,091 --> 00:37:29,400 Now, you don't have to be happy for us, 686 00:37:29,693 --> 00:37:33,650 but we're not gonna apologize for being together. 687 00:37:34,332 --> 00:37:37,571 So take all the shots at me that you want to, 688 00:37:37,658 --> 00:37:39,901 leave me out of the family vacations, 689 00:37:39,988 --> 00:37:41,794 leave me out of the inside jokes, 690 00:37:41,881 --> 00:37:44,297 but the one time a decade that you see Rebecca, 691 00:37:44,384 --> 00:37:47,474 you show my wife some respect. 692 00:38:04,129 --> 00:38:06,934 Does anyone know the score of the football game? 693 00:38:07,172 --> 00:38:08,973 It's 21 to 7. 694 00:38:13,161 --> 00:38:17,769 Don't tell Mom and Dad about... you know. 695 00:38:19,207 --> 00:38:22,458 I won't, but Tess... 696 00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:24,997 your parents are going to love you no matter what. 697 00:38:25,146 --> 00:38:26,871 So you should tell them. 698 00:38:34,889 --> 00:38:36,731 Hey, Babe. 699 00:38:37,481 --> 00:38:39,128 - What is this? - Uh... 700 00:38:39,215 --> 00:38:41,839 This is what happens when you leave me 701 00:38:41,926 --> 00:38:44,433 by myself to handle Thanksgiving dinner. 702 00:38:44,543 --> 00:38:47,418 The trouble started when the cranberry sauce boiled over, 703 00:38:47,505 --> 00:38:49,651 it exploded all over me, and then the trouble ended 704 00:38:49,738 --> 00:38:51,688 when I went to baste the turkey, then dropped the turkey, 705 00:38:51,775 --> 00:38:55,393 then stepped onto, nay, into the turkey. 706 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,943 So I had to improvise. 707 00:38:59,543 --> 00:39:01,261 You know what this is? 708 00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:03,706 A disaster. 709 00:39:04,173 --> 00:39:05,369 No. 710 00:39:05,485 --> 00:39:08,463 This is, like, Jack Pearson-level magic. 711 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:09,619 Blasphemy. 712 00:39:09,706 --> 00:39:12,197 - Take it, you take it back. - I will not. 713 00:39:12,786 --> 00:39:14,677 I will not. 714 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,538 How's Tess? 715 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:18,063 ♪ When there's no choice... ♪ 716 00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:20,903 She's... she's fine. 717 00:39:21,243 --> 00:39:22,858 I think I did okay. 718 00:39:22,945 --> 00:39:24,558 ♪ And how do I... ♪ 719 00:39:24,645 --> 00:39:26,385 So although I have great respect 720 00:39:26,472 --> 00:39:28,400 for your university, I find the premise 721 00:39:28,487 --> 00:39:29,989 of your question to be flawed. 722 00:39:30,127 --> 00:39:33,575 No one person has had the greatest impact on my life. 723 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:37,750 No one person can be my MVP, my most valuable person. 724 00:39:37,837 --> 00:39:41,293 - Oof. - Shh. Hush. Go on, honey. 725 00:39:42,542 --> 00:39:44,006 A British anthropologist named 726 00:39:44,093 --> 00:39:46,109 Robin Dunbar wrote we meet approximately 727 00:39:46,196 --> 00:39:47,463 three new people a day. 728 00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:50,098 That's 1,095 people a year. 729 00:39:50,566 --> 00:39:52,478 I'm 17, which means I've met 730 00:39:52,565 --> 00:39:55,192 18,615 people so far, 731 00:39:55,279 --> 00:39:56,360 so how I'm I supposed to pick 732 00:39:56,447 --> 00:39:58,649 the most impactful one out of 18,000? 733 00:39:58,736 --> 00:40:02,432 Good morning Vietnam! 734 00:40:02,519 --> 00:40:03,770 - Hey! - Oooh! 735 00:40:03,857 --> 00:40:06,278 - Sorry. I can't stop doing that. - He really can't. 736 00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:07,952 Now you might say, "Randall, 737 00:40:08,082 --> 00:40:10,032 most of these people are essentially strangers." 738 00:40:10,119 --> 00:40:11,258 Happy Thanksgiving. 739 00:40:11,345 --> 00:40:12,309 But... 740 00:40:12,396 --> 00:40:15,490 everyone starts off as an essential stranger, right? 741 00:40:17,643 --> 00:40:22,536 ♪ We would see a sign, oh... ♪ 742 00:40:22,701 --> 00:40:25,449 I hope you like pecan pie. 743 00:40:26,161 --> 00:40:27,576 I do. 744 00:40:29,451 --> 00:40:31,849 Um, relax, William. 745 00:40:31,936 --> 00:40:33,507 She's my cousin. 746 00:40:33,669 --> 00:40:35,463 ♪ Well I've been running... ♪ 747 00:40:35,550 --> 00:40:37,123 I'm cool. 748 00:40:38,313 --> 00:40:41,975 ♪ From the ashes we left ♪ 749 00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:49,138 ♪ Forgiveness speaks for itself ♪ 750 00:40:49,225 --> 00:40:52,038 ♪ But how can I forget? ♪ 751 00:40:55,232 --> 00:41:00,600 ♪ When there's a stain ♪ 752 00:41:01,301 --> 00:41:06,396 ♪ On it all ♪ 753 00:41:06,585 --> 00:41:10,568 ♪ But what if I need you ♪ 754 00:41:11,388 --> 00:41:14,420 ♪ In my darkest hour... ♪ 755 00:41:16,211 --> 00:41:17,579 - Hello? - Hey! 756 00:41:17,666 --> 00:41:20,704 ♪ What if it turns out... ♪ 757 00:41:20,791 --> 00:41:21,834 Grandpa! 758 00:41:21,921 --> 00:41:23,543 Hey! Hello. 759 00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:25,631 ♪ There is no other... 760 00:41:25,718 --> 00:41:27,598 Happy Thanksgiving! 761 00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:29,245 Happy Thanksgiving to you! 762 00:41:29,332 --> 00:41:30,345 How're you doing, Grandpa? 763 00:41:30,432 --> 00:41:31,942 - Good. You? - I'm great. 764 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:34,424 I was left at a fire station by my birth father, 765 00:41:34,511 --> 00:41:36,165 and then I was found by a fireman who took me 766 00:41:36,252 --> 00:41:40,309 to a hospital, where a doctor showed me to my father, 767 00:41:40,644 --> 00:41:42,124 who showed me to my mother. 768 00:41:42,211 --> 00:41:44,016 ♪ Well, I've been running... ♪ 769 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,122 My story is unique, and I feel like 770 00:41:46,209 --> 00:41:48,342 it's like that for everyone. 771 00:41:48,815 --> 00:41:51,373 Strangers can be your most impactful people. 772 00:41:51,653 --> 00:41:54,099 Acquaintances can be your most impactful people. 773 00:41:54,441 --> 00:41:57,286 Family can be the most impactful. 774 00:41:57,934 --> 00:41:59,258 And that's why I can't pick the person 775 00:41:59,345 --> 00:42:00,938 who's had the greatest impact on my life 776 00:42:01,098 --> 00:42:03,405 and why I think your question is flawed. 777 00:42:04,482 --> 00:42:07,669 But if you insist on me answering, 778 00:42:07,756 --> 00:42:10,046 if it's the only way I can gain entrance 779 00:42:10,133 --> 00:42:12,303 to your storied university... 780 00:42:13,817 --> 00:42:15,176 I choose the fireman. 781 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:16,804 Okay. 782 00:42:17,816 --> 00:42:19,605 Wow. Beautiful. 783 00:42:19,692 --> 00:42:22,462 - ♪ My darkest hour ♪ - You're in, son. 784 00:42:22,549 --> 00:42:24,688 ♪ And what if it... ♪