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[Harrison] Are you thinking what I'm
thinking about that bounce castle?

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Bounce rocket?

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[Lindsay] Oh, yeah, I think so.
You wanna have sex with it?

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Yeah, but with it?

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I was thinking in it,
but we could have sex with it.

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-[Lindsay] We can do it inside.
-That could be cool.

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[Lindsay] You can stick the cones
up my butt.

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-Hey!
-Hey.

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Harrison, would you put up the piñata
in about 20 minutes?

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Will I? Is that a question?

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-You signed up for the piñata.
-Baker!

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-Don't try to weasel out of it.
-Be gentle.

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-They're smaller than you.
-Hey, Baker!

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Baker, you listen to your mother.

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Hey! Who wants to climb on a fire truck?

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Hey, Whitman! Whitman.

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They may let you blow the horn.

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♪ Never gonna let you go
Never gonna let you go ♪

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-[man] Hey!
-[Mike] There you are.

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-How you doing? Good to see you.
-[man] You, too.

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[Mike] Hey, guys, the fire truck's out.

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Juan, thanks again for doing this.

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This is great. Thanks for coming out.

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John, good to see you. Yeah. You got it.

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What do you think?
It's pretty good, right?

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One, two, three.

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Mike. Mike, will you send me that photo?

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[Mike] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Thank you.

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♪ Never gonna let you go
Never gonna let you go ♪

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[parents cheering]

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I'm gonna spin you around.

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No, wait. Take one last look.
You see where that is?

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[boy] Watch your feet.

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[chattering]

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♪ Your lovin' turns me on ♪

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♪ My lonely days are gone ♪

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Hey, they're deflating the bouncy castle.

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-Go get your shoes.
-Okay.

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You don't come back with shoes,
you don't come back at all.

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[Annie laughs]

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Hey. A toast.

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To another successful block party
which would not have happened

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without Annie and Mike.
Thank you, guys.

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-It was Mike that saved the day...
-Thanks, guys.

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-with the fire truck.
-Stop it.

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-[Whitman] Thanks, buddy.
-Thank you.

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-[Whitman] The fire truck was crucial.
-It was huge!

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-Best neighborhood ever.
-[Annie] Best neighborhood.

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-[Harrison] Best neighborhood. Cheers.
-[Mike] Cheers.

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-Hey! How are you?
-[Annie] Hi! How are you?

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-[Whitman] Hey, Harry, how you doin'?
-Good.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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Have you seen a package?

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Mmm, no. I put the mail on the counter.

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There was no box or anything?

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I don't think so.

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That's really weird. 'Cause I got, like,
one of those alert things.

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Maybe it was delivered
to the neighbors' house.

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Yeah, I think so.

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Are you hungry?

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[Whitman] I don't know.
What's the next step beyond ice cream?

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-Harrison, is everything okay?
-[Harrison] Uh--

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Yeah, I think so.
I'm just missing a package.

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-You're missing a what?
-A package.

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I ordered a book, and they
sent me a text alert that it had arrived.

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-And it's not there.
-[Whitman] That's weird.

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-I'm thinking they--
-Good to see ya.

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We had a package go missing the other day.

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-Oh, yeah?
-Oh, yeah, yeah.

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I was just thinking it was just, like,
they probably dropped it off

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at the next-door neighbors'
or something--

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That's interesting. I heard Helen
down the street had a package go missing.

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I have seen security videos of people
that go into apartment buildings

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-and grab packages and take off.
-You think someone stole it?

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I don't know if somebody stole yours.

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Or ours. That's not what I am saying.
I'm just saying people do that.

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-[Harrison] So it's possible?
-It is possible, yeah.

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It didn't occur to me.

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But it makes sense. [chuckles]
They're just sitting there.

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-You know, we've got one of those...
-All right.

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nest cameras. I'll point it at my door.
Maybe something--

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-Okay.
-it will catch something.

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-Let me know if you turn anything up.
-Yeah, sure.

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-[Whitman] I hope you find it.
-Good night, guys.

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[Whitman] Night.

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[scoffs]

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Oh, my God.

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He looks Hispanic.

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-Whoa!
-I don't know.

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-What? He looks Hispanic.
-[Whitman] You can't tell from that.

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You can't tell that.

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That's not what--
I'm not trying to racial profile.

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-I'm just saying...
-[Annie] We're not saying you are.

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-[Mike] but that's how you reacted.
-Oh, no, no. no.

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Fred and Ricardo are some of my best guys.
They're Hispanic.

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Yeah, I think it's a little blurry.
I'm not 100% sure.

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What can you tell about that?

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Okay, so we take a still from this
and then put something above,

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like, "We're watching you!"

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-Put it above the sign.
-[Annie] That's a great idea.

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We put it on everybody's door.

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[Whitman] That way,
if he comes to the door,

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he knows that we know what he's doing.

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You can't get away with this.
Because we are a community. And--

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You wouldn't feel like that?
If you were gonna steal a package

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and you went up to the door
and saw a picture of yourself?

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I'm here during the day a lot,
so if I see anything sketchy,

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I will call 911 in a second.

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Yeah, or we could maybe just try

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supporting our local businesses more
and stop ordering packages online.

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Are you kidding? No. Yes.
Maybe. Half-half. Half, right?

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I'm just saying they're packages,
and they're from Amazon or wherever.

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I know.
But some of these packages are expensive,

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like the pesticides I get.

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-If he steals that--
-I totally get it. But the guy's not--

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and does something with it,
I'm on the hook.

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It's not about the package itself
or the contents.

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We're a community.
There are children here.

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It starts with packages.
I just feel unsafe.

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We don't want a witch hunt.

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[Annie] We don't wanna hurt anyone.

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I don't want you to think
we're not shopping locally.

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[Lindsay] I don't care if you guys
are shopping locally.

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-I was not--
-[Whitman] The hardware store--

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What I was trying
to say was there's more--

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I'm keeping them in business
with all the work I'm doing in the yard.

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[Lindsay] Okay. It's fine.
I'm just saying--

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I'm just saying, I don't think
we should get too carried away.

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We'll start with flyers,
which seems like a small step.

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Why don't we start with everyone
getting a machine gun?

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And if we wanna go there, let's just--

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We can't order it online,
'cause clearly we'll never get it.

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What if the flyers say,

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"We're sorry that your life has gone
down a path where you have to steal.

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And we hope
that things turn out better for you."

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It's very small font.
That's a lot of words.

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-All right. It's gonna work.
-Hmm.

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It's creepy.

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If I was walking down the street
and I saw all of those creepy flyers,

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I wouldn't like anyone that lived
in the neighborhood,

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and I wouldn't wanna live here.

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And I just think
that it's bad neighborhood karma

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that we're putting out there.
And it's unnecessary.

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-That's all I'm saying
-I hear you.

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You like the flyers.

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-No, I don't like the flyers.
-Oh, you don’t.

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I thought you liked the flyers.
Now I realize you don't like the flyers.

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I'm serious.

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Yeah, you mentioned it.
I get it. I got it.

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I don't like that you like them.

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You know what?
I don't even know if I like them anymore.

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What I know is that I had an idea and--

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you just, like--

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felt compelled
to offer your opinion about it.

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And, you know, just let it be.

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Just let me do my thing.
Let me get the flyers up, see if it works.

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-Okay, dude, I'll let you do your thing.
-[laughs]

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You're really mad about this?

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This is important to you?

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You're gonna make a thing of this?

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I'm not mad.

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Excuse me! What's in the bag?
Can I help you?

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[sighs]

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[music playing over radio]

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-It's enough to start an investigation.
-Definitely.

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[Harrison] Where's the first place
you saw him?

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[Mike] I saw him there

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and then tried to follow him
'cause he went out of my sight.

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I went around the house. When I came out,
he was coming down from the porch.

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Right. And when you shouted, he ran?

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-Yeah, but I was--
-Will you e-mail me these photographs?

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-Did he look at you?
-[Mike] No. No.

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[Harrison] When you shouted,
he didn't look at you?

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He did this. And then--

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-What's happening?
-Will you e-mail them?

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-He caught the guy. Yeah.
-I think I caught the guy.

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-If this is the guy--
-It's absolutely the same guy.

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-And he was so brave. He just chased him.
-Anyone would've done it.

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Will you e-mail me these?

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Marsha does the newsletter. I want her
to send them out to everyone.

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Yeah. I'll do that.

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I wish I would have been here to help.

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That's the house
that he was stealing from?

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That was the one
that didn't have the flyers.

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That was the guy
who didn't put up the flyers.

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Well, I'm sure he saw the other flyers
on every other house.

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-But that's still pretty ballsy.
-But if the one house--

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He wears New Balance.
He's definitely a runner.

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Come on! Where's the speed?
Think on your feet!

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Make it quick.
I'm in the middle of practice.

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The parents voted to make
the workshop mandatory.

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I can't think of anyone at this school

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that could benefit more
from sensitivity training than you.

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Tell 'em to talk to me
if they have a problem.

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-[man]  They're all afraid of you.
-[coach]  Good.

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Why did we start a group text
if not for this?

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I mean, it seems like the perfect example
of when you should send a group text.

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[Annie] I don't wanna alarm everyone.
It's late.

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I don't wanna alarm anybody either,
but they’ve been there for--

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What are they doing?
They've been there for ten minutes.

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And it is late. You're right.
Hmm, I don't know.

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I'm gonna text 'em. I'm gonna text 'em.
Just better safe than sorry.

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Okay.

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[indistinct chatter on TV]

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[Lindsay] No. No-phone zone.

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-Oh!
-[chuckles]

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-Sorry.
-Yeah. It's cool. It's okay.

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"Suspicious car on the street.
Two guys inside."

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It's the neighborhood watch group text.

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[Annie] What are people saying?

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I think we should go out as a group.
I'm gonna ask them.

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A united front. More like,
"You can't mess with us. We're a team."

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-Yeah.
-Okay.

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"Can we all go out together?"

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Whitman's saying,
"Looks like the package thief.

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We should go out and confront as a group."

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Confront them about what?

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-No, that's weird.
-I'm gonna take a look.

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-No.
-I think it's interesting.

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It's not interesting. People are allowed
to be in their cars on streets.

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I'm checking it out.

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So that's the car. They said
it was in front of the Brentons'.

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Great. It's a car with people in it.
There's nothing weird about that.

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No, what's weird is that it's parked
on the street,

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and nobody on this block parks
on the street.

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They park in their driveway, their garage.

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Well, it could be two people
having an argument

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-before they go into someone else's house.
-Are we gonna play this game?

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-It could be teenagers getting stoned.
-Are we writing fiction?

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-That's all I did for five years.
-It could be old ladies talking

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about baskets they're weaving,

233
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:26,133
but it could be a terrorist
or somebody casing the block.

234
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,302
-A terrorist?
-I'm not saying it's a terrorist.

235
00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:29,219
We don't know what it is.

236
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,765
-What are we doing? We're just gonna wait?
-Oh, fuck, Mike.

237
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,558
[whispers] What is Mike doing?

238
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,269
I don't know. We didn't get a consensus
on the group text.

239
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,562
[Lindsay] What is he doing?

240
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:42,733
-He's probably asking what they're doing.
-Oh, my God!

241
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,069
That's crazy. This is your guys' fault.

242
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,363
-He thinks he's some hero.
-What's crazy about it?

243
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,490
If they're not doing anything wrong--

244
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,451
Sorry to bother you, guys.
Are you lost? Can I help you?

245
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,578
-[boy 1] No, we're cool, man.
-[boy 2] Yeah, we good.

246
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,498
-What are you guys doing?
-[boy 1] Just chillin', man.

247
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:01,126
-[boy 2] Enjoying the night.
-Do you guys live around here, or--

248
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,795
[boy 1] Right around the corner.

249
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:06,215
-[Whitman] I'm gonna back him up.
-No, don't go out there. Christopher!

250
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:09,093
I'm just gonna talk to 'em
and make sure that Mike's okay.

251
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,178
-It's fine.
-Bring something to protect yourself.

252
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:14,348
-Babe, I don't need anything.
-These people could be crazy.

253
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,724
What's gonna happen?

254
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,935
We're just gonna talk. It's gonna be fine.

255
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,144
Please be safe.

256
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:23,649
-It's gonna be fine, babe. Don't worry.
-[sighs] I don't like this.

257
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,026
How do you know he's harassing them?

258
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,445
-You don't know what he's saying.
-Look at his body language.

259
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,531
Now Whitman's coming out. What the fuck?

260
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:32,408
I'm a concerned citizen.
I live on the block.

261
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,492
-We've just--
-[Whitman] Hey, Mike?

262
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:35,077
-Yeah?
-Everything okay?

263
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:40,416
Yeah. I think so. Just two kids
smoking reefer and hanging out, I guess.

264
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,961
Why are you guys here?
Why did you guys stop on this block?

265
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,921
[boy 1] What's with all the questions?

266
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:50,134
Like I said, we've had some problems
with disappearing packages and--

267
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,846
-[boy 1] So you accuse us?
-No, I just don't recognize the car.

268
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,515
I didn't recognize you,
and you're not answering the questions.

269
00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:59,393
-Hey! Hey! Hey!
-[boy 1] Oh, my fucking God!

270
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,271
-Ah, shit! What the fuck?
-[Whitman] Stay in the car.

271
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,772
[boy 1] Ah, fuck, man!

272
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:08,027
-Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-Fuck. Do you have your phone?

273
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,361
[Whitman] Did you mace them?

274
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,572
I'm sorry!
You should have stayed in the car.

275
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,324
-Sit down. Jesus Christ.
-I don't wanna sit down.

276
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:18,328
-Well, back up. Just back up. Come on.
-[boys coughing]

277
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,581
-Fine. God!
-[boy 2] Fuck you!

278
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:24,043
-The kid came at me.
-[officer 1] Take it easy.

279
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,878
[indistinct chatter on police radio]

280
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,796
-[officer 1] Guys, settle down.
-[boy 2] Fuck you!

281
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,965
[officer 2] I got it. I got this.

282
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,552
-Is it legal for a man to carry mace?
-I'm gonna press charges.

283
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:36,930
What I want to know is are you willing
to sign complaints?

284
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,057
-Yes.
-Of course.

285
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,225
-[officer 2] Okay. Everybody--
-[boy 1] I can't open my eyes!

286
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,519
I gotta talk to Whitman by himself.

287
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,313
-Separately.
-Okay. That's fine.

288
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,814
-Will you come find me?
-Yeah.

289
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,942
-Do me a favor. Get to the sidewalk.
-[boy 1] No shit, Sherlock.

290
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:53,489
Whitman, don't worry about these guys.
I need you to talk to me separately.

291
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,492
Take it nice and slow, from the beginning.
What happened?

292
00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,996
Okay. So we saw this car here
maybe a half an hour or so.

293
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,998
We thought that was suspicious.

294
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,834
-We have a group text--
-[boy 2 groaning]

295
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,211
--for suspicious things
in the neighborhood.

296
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,670
Ah, my fuckin' eye.

297
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,924
-This is crazy.
-Yeah, it's totally crazy.

298
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:16,470
I think this completely sucks.
And this is our fault.

299
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,015
-This is what I was talking about.
-I know.

300
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,935
With the flyers and group texting
and paranoia.

301
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:27,981
You guys watching people out your windows.
And it's all unnecessary.

302
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,566
People are hurt.

303
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:35,405
This is totally out of hand, you guys.
It doesn't make any sense.

304
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,741
Three weeks ago, we were having fun,
enjoying ourselves.

305
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,952
We live on a safe block.

306
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,954
There are ambulances here now.

307
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,289
I don't mean to interrupt,
but I need your statement.

308
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,750
Guys, please,
hit the sidewalk for me, okay?

309
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,836
[indistinct chatter on police radio]

310
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,132
[woman] Is there anything we need to know?

311
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,166
[sighs]

312
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:19,509
[Harrison] It looks really good out here.

313
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,637
-Ooh-ooh!
-What?

314
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,096
Ew!

315
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,225
-Oh, wow. Oh, my God!
-[shouts]

316
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,562
-[Lindsay] Should I leave him in there?
-I don't know. You're the expert.

317
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,941
-He's my wormy friend.
-He might die in there.

318
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,946
-Right? How long you think he'll live?
-[car door closes]

319
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,683
[lawn mower engine starts]

320
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,131
Can I--

321
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,424
Hey!

322
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,758
Harry! Hey!

323
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,052
Hey!

324
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:45,846
Hey!

325
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,849
-Somebody! Help!
-Hey!

326
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,435
-[Lindsay] That's him!
-Stop!

327
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,270
-Stop right there!
-Call the police!

328
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:11,955
Hey. Hey! Hey!

329
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,040
Shit!

330
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,293
[Lindsay] I got him.

331
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,588
[grunts]

332
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:24,426
Uh, yeah. We need someone quick.

333
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,886
We caught a thief.

334
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:27,387
Is everyone okay?

335
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,765
Uh, 10028 Seelie Street.

336
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,266
[Harrison] Are you okay?

337
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,601
-You okay?
-[Mike] Uh,

338
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:35,312
I don't know. 5'5"-- 5'8", 5'9", 175.

339
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,773
-[coughing]
-Maybe he's Hispanic. I don't know.

340
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,107
[panting]

341
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,192
[Whitman] Got you.

342
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,737
[Mike] No, it's happening right now.
It's happening right now.

343
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:44,946
Oh, God.

344
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,736
[Lindsay groans]

345
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,600
[Whitman] Uh, Doug said
that if he doesn't take a plea deal,

346
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,561
uh, we need to be open to testifying.

347
00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,855
[Mike] Really? So we may have to go in?

348
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,606
[Whitman] We might need to clear
our schedules, go in.

349
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,733
-[Mike] Wow.
-[Annie] How soon will that happen?

350
00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:06,862
-Next month?
-In a few weeks.

351
00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,072
They probably have a lot of cases.

352
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,199
Coffee klatch over there.

353
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,076
-The umbrella summit.
-[Mike] I like that.

354
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,996
-[Annie] I don't wanna make a case.
-Drew Baker. Blueberry Brubaker case?

355
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:19,040
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-[Annie] That's a great idea.

356
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,501
-Hey. Hey, guys!
-Hi!

357
00:24:21,585 --> 00:24:23,503
[Whitman] How you doing, tough guy?
You good?

358
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,047
Yeah, I'm good.

359
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,175
[Whitman] Harry,
you better watch out for her.

360
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,759
-Yeah.
-You better watch out.

361
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,345
-[Harrison] All right. Have a good day.
-Thank you.

362
00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:34,681
You're like Urlacher.

363
00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:37,475
[Mancow on radio]  Where, Al?

364
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,186
[Al Roker]  South Side,
nice neighborhood.

365
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,645
[Cathy]  Oh, really nice.

366
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,106
[Mancow]  South Side Chicago,
this area called Beverly,

367
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:47,027
this woman got fed up
with people taking packages

368
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,695
-off her and her neighbors' porch.
-[Cathy groans]

369
00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:51,323
She confronted the person.
There was a smackdown.

370
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:54,117
-Now, the PC police are all over her.
- [Cathy]  Oh, no.

371
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,661
[Mancow]  She's my hero.
I'm sending her a Mancow shirt.

372
00:24:56,745 --> 00:25:00,373
I want her to wear it loud and proud.
She is our hero of the day.

373
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:01,458
[Cathy]  Absolutely.

374
00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:04,252
[Mancow]  The package vigilante of Beverly.
Let's hear it for her!

375
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,589
-[Cathy]  Yes!
- [Mancow]  It's a celebration up in here!

376
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:08,715
Fuck.

377
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:20,894
♪ Down in the gutter
Where I found my true love ♪

378
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:27,651
♪ Just a bottle of whiskey
And some old moon dog ♪

379
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:35,242
♪ Boots around me
And they crossed my own front door ♪

380
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,702
♪ I hear a lady crying out there ♪

381
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,455
♪ She says, "Not down this low" ♪

382
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:45,001
♪ Not down this low ♪

383
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,128
♪ Not down this low ♪

384
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:51,216
♪ Not down this low ♪

385
00:25:51,841 --> 00:25:53,885
♪ Not down this low ♪