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[dramatic instrumental music plays]

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[wind rushing]

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[male voice panting, gasping]

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-What is this?
-[footsteps boom]

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Don't you know who I am?

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-[man] I demand you open this gate!
-[strumming pipa rapidly]

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[music swells]

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[music fades away]

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[teacher] Now, follow me.

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Carefully, just like this.

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Okay, raise your paper.

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And with scales, some grass, some clouds.

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Huh? Oh.

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[children laughing]

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[sighs]

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Stupid teacher. [grumbles]

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[grunts]

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[gasps]

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Whoa.

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-[school bell rings]
-[kids yell]

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-Hi, Mom.
-Hi, sweetie.

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Hi, Dad.

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There you are. Hungry? You want a snack?

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Hey, Dad.

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-What'd you learn?
-We learned about dragons.

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-Your mom forgot you. She doesn't--
-Jimmy, stop. It's rude.

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You know it's only the two of them.
She's trying her best.

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[cries out]

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I'm Li Na.

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I'm Din.

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You can walk home with me.

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My dad's always late.

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["Endless Sky" by Wendy Wang,
Katherine Ho, and Kenton Chen plays]

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♪ Sticks and stones, in secret codes
We speak a language all our own ♪

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♪ We hide and seek
I follow where you go ♪

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♪ Your heart is magic
Pure and tragic ♪

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♪ Just like mine, but you can have it ♪

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-♪ Now until forever, not alone ♪
-[Li Na and Din laughing]

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♪ Paint your dreams on an endless sky ♪

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-I'm gonna get you!
-♪ See the world dancing in your eyes ♪

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-Which one?
-This one.

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Fly, little Clucky!

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I'll call you later.

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No, no, you first got to
multiply the top by the bottom.

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[groans]

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-Come here, little monkey. Up!
-[laughs] Bye, Din!

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Hot!

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[characters on TV grunting]

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♪ Doesn't matter what we're doing ♪

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♪ I can't stop this feeling
When you're near ♪

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[woman singing in Chinese]

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[Li Na and Din crying]

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-[creaking]
-[both yelping]

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-You're late!
-I had to get the stuff!

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All right, scales. Oh! Roller skates!

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Ready, set, awesome dragon kite!

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I guess it didn't work.

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[man] ♪ Paint your dreams
On an endless sky ♪

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♪ I see the world dancing in your eyes ♪

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[Li Na and Din exclaiming]

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♪ Just you and me, you and me ♪

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♪ Yeah, it's gonna be
Gonna be just you and me ♪

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♪ Yeah, it's gonna be
Gonna be all right ♪

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-[song ends]
-[both cough]

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[both laugh]

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Let's make a promise
to be best friends forever.

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Friends forever…

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[both] …year by year,

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upon this we will always swear.

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-Come on. It's time to go.
-Dad, we said--

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Li Na, we've been over this already.

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[sad, emotional music plays]

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I have to go, Din.

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But I fixed our kite.

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Come along, Li Na.

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Take care, kiddo.

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Bye, Din.

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Eyes ahead, Na Na.

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We're off to a… a better life,
and we have to leave this one behind.

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[bright, energetic music plays]

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Okay, uh, next up,
235 Gao Shue Street.

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-Delivery!
-Thank you!

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You're welcome!

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[grunts]

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-Delivery! Have a nice day!
-Thank you!

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-Delivery! Welcome!
-Thank you.

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-Delivery!
-Thank you.

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-Delivery!
-Thank you.

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[blows whistle]

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Oh, Wei! Wei, Wei, Wei, Wei!

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Din? Be careful.

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What are you doing?

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-Wei! Old buddy…
-Dude, you gotta watch where you're going.

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-Think you could get the assignment?
-You haven't been to class in two weeks.

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I gotta earn extra cash
for this thing I'm working on.

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Thing? Wait a minute,
does this have to do with that girl?

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What? No.

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Maybe.

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Okay, it's her birthday.
I'm planning something special.

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So, can you just get me
the assignment, please?

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-I'll do your homework for a week.
-Fine.

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Thanks. You're the best.

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[Din yelps]

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-[car horns honking]
-So smart and yet so stupid.

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[sighs] Last delivery.

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Uh, hello?

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[pipa music playing in distance]

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Uh, hello?

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Did somebody order dumpling soup?

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Whoa.

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-Um, hello?
-[male voice] Come in.

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It's locked.

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I know.

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Oh. Well, uh, I'll just…
[grunts] …go around.

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Did you order the dumpling soup?

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[trilling pipa]

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I am a god.

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Okay,

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but did you order the--

120
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And I have chosen you!
For you are pure of heart.

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Oh. [chuckles] Um.

122
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Well, I try to be friendly.

123
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Keep my five-star rating.

124
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Now, will you be paying with cash or--

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[strumming rapidly]

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Take this.

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It contains everything you need.

128
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Um, actually, I need $7.35--

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You dare reject the will of the gods?

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Kind of…

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yeah?

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You know what? This one's on me, okay?
I really gotta run, so…

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Thanks for the teapot and have a nice day.

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Wait. Hot sauce! Huh?

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[mysterious music plays]

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Whoa.

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Thanks.

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It's just not the same without hot sauce.

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-Don't you have somewhere to be?
-Huh?

140
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Wait, five o'clock?

141
00:10:07,836 --> 00:10:10,505
How have I been here for an hour?
I gotta go!

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Don't close. Please, don't close.

143
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Kid, be realistic.

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Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

145
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Okay, thank you for your help!

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[bright, sweeping music plays]

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-Hey. I know!
-Your mom's looking for you.

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Water, water, water.

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-D7 to checkmate!
-Ooh!

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00:11:02,057 --> 00:11:03,016
See you tonight.

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00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:07,729
I said, "If you don't like garlic,
eat something else!"

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00:11:07,813 --> 00:11:09,564
-[laughter]
-"Like a napkin!"

153
00:11:09,648 --> 00:11:12,109
Hey, Mom.
Here's the groceries you wanted.

154
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Look who's here! You're late.

155
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Again.

156
00:11:15,404 --> 00:11:18,990
Oh. I, uh, stayed late
for study group, as usual.

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Wait!

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Eat. Food for your brain.

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Thanks. I'll just take this inside
and have it with a side of calculus.

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00:11:27,582 --> 00:11:30,877
Ah, look at him,
all grown up and working hard.

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Little Din with a college degree.
Can you believe it?

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-I only wish my son had been so dedicated.
-Such a good boy.

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Doing my best.

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I'm gonna go get sta--

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I'm happy for you, kiddo.
Your future is all set.

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-A steady job, a big paycheck!
-A shiny new refrigerator.

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-A nice car.
-And a flat screen. Big one!

168
00:11:49,479 --> 00:11:51,481
Now, now, stop distracting him!

169
00:11:51,565 --> 00:11:54,401
-He's got work to do.
-Din! I'll be right over.

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Uh, yes, so much work to do.
I better get started on that--

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Here's the assignment.

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The teacher said if you don't come
to at least one class this semester,

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00:12:04,286 --> 00:12:05,662
he's going to fail you.

174
00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:09,499
Oh, hey, Ms. Din.
Even if you ace the final…

175
00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,418
again.

176
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:12,335
I'm sorry.

177
00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:18,884
I knew it. You've been skipping school
and lying to your mother.

178
00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:22,262
What have you been doing?
Lounging in some internet cafe?

179
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-Can you believe it?
-Such a bad boy.

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You're not helping!

181
00:12:26,141 --> 00:12:30,479
Why do this? You're a good student!
You could ruin your future.

182
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-True. There goes the college degree.
-You're not helping!

183
00:12:34,149 --> 00:12:35,400
-I just--
-Just what?

184
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I was just doing a little side job.

185
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Side job?

186
00:12:39,237 --> 00:12:42,324
You have one job, and one job only.
That is to study.

187
00:12:42,407 --> 00:12:44,117
-I know, but--
-But what?

188
00:12:44,201 --> 00:12:47,704
What could possibly
be more important than studying?

189
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Nothing, Mom.

190
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,167
Nothing.

191
00:12:53,001 --> 00:12:56,546
-This is getting juicy.
-What did he say? I can't hear.

192
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You're not helping!

193
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-I know I'm hard on you, but I'm--
-You're right, Mom.

194
00:13:03,845 --> 00:13:04,805
You're right.

195
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,326
[man 1] It's there?

196
00:13:27,077 --> 00:13:28,453
This can't be right.

197
00:13:28,995 --> 00:13:32,165
-Uh, what are we looking for again?
-A teapot!

198
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[man 2] Open the door.

199
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[short man yelps]

200
00:13:47,556 --> 00:13:49,558
Good evening, gentlemen.

201
00:13:50,141 --> 00:13:51,560
This area's off-limits.

202
00:13:52,143 --> 00:13:53,395
Can I help you?

203
00:13:53,478 --> 00:13:56,064
Yes, I believe you can.

204
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[grunting]

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00:13:58,942 --> 00:14:00,902
Stop! Stop! Stop right there.

206
00:14:01,444 --> 00:14:04,197
-Put your hands where I can see them.
-Oh…

207
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,201
I'm afraid that's not going to happen.

208
00:14:08,785 --> 00:14:10,912
-Uh… Okay, sir.
-You first, man.

209
00:14:11,496 --> 00:14:15,250
-You're under arrest.
-Hold on a minute, there. [grunting]

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00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:20,463
Ow.

211
00:14:20,547 --> 00:14:21,423
Huh?

212
00:14:33,351 --> 00:14:35,353
[snoring]

213
00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:45,780
I'll fix that later.

214
00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:47,866
[bright, whimsical music plays]

215
00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:55,874
Whoa!

216
00:15:10,472 --> 00:15:12,641
Aiya. She's late again.

217
00:15:13,642 --> 00:15:14,768
[exhales] Okay.

218
00:15:15,644 --> 00:15:18,104
[clears throat, hums]

219
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,024
Oh, uh…

220
00:15:22,108 --> 00:15:23,818
What? Oh, that old thing.

221
00:15:26,237 --> 00:15:27,322
[chuckles softly]

222
00:15:27,405 --> 00:15:28,698
-[buzzing]
-Huh?

223
00:15:29,741 --> 00:15:30,992
Well, well, well.

224
00:15:32,035 --> 00:15:33,828
Look who decided to show up.

225
00:15:34,788 --> 00:15:37,082
Starting to take me for granted, huh?

226
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:40,251
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

227
00:15:40,877 --> 00:15:43,046
So, what do you think of the suit?

228
00:15:43,129 --> 00:15:47,092
Good enough to get into the birthday party
of the famous Li Na Wang?

229
00:15:48,385 --> 00:15:49,219
Good.

230
00:15:49,803 --> 00:15:50,804
I think so too.

231
00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:54,516
Okay, Din, tomorrow's the big day.

232
00:15:54,599 --> 00:15:57,435
How are we gonna do this?
What am I gonna say?

233
00:15:59,187 --> 00:16:03,066
Happy birthday, it's your best friend Din!
No, that's too strong.

234
00:16:05,610 --> 00:16:06,820
Good evening, Li Na.

235
00:16:06,903 --> 00:16:09,030
Will you allow me to kiss your hand?

236
00:16:10,323 --> 00:16:12,909
Ugh. Man, quit being a creep, Din.

237
00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:16,121
[beatboxing] Huh?

238
00:16:16,204 --> 00:16:18,289
Oh yeah, sure, I'll dance with you.

239
00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:21,376
Say, you look kind of familiar.

240
00:16:23,461 --> 00:16:26,214
I got you a present. You still like kites?

241
00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:28,591
What am I saying?
Of course she still likes kites.

242
00:16:29,175 --> 00:16:31,803
Okay, just… calm down.

243
00:16:32,971 --> 00:16:33,888
Be honest.

244
00:16:35,598 --> 00:16:37,225
Hey, Li Na. Happy birthday.

245
00:16:37,726 --> 00:16:39,060
I just want to say,

246
00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:41,855
-it's been a long time and…
-[fabric fraying]

247
00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:44,065
…I miss you.

248
00:16:44,149 --> 00:16:45,025
What?

249
00:16:45,108 --> 00:16:46,901
-[gasps] Oh no!
-[fabric rips]

250
00:16:46,985 --> 00:16:47,986
Oh, gosh. Um…

251
00:16:48,069 --> 00:16:50,071
-Hold on, I can fix this.
-[rips]

252
00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:51,364
Oh, come on.

253
00:16:52,032 --> 00:16:52,866
Wha--

254
00:16:52,949 --> 00:16:53,950
[exhales sadly]

255
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:04,294
What was I thinking?

256
00:17:07,338 --> 00:17:08,173
No, no, no!

257
00:17:08,256 --> 00:17:09,257
Ah…

258
00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:11,342
[melancholy music plays]

259
00:17:21,519 --> 00:17:23,104
I must look totally crazy.

260
00:17:24,355 --> 00:17:25,231
It's just…

261
00:17:26,232 --> 00:17:27,942
I don't know what else to do.

262
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:31,780
I can see my whole life
laid out ahead of me,

263
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:36,117
and I'm trying my best,
trying to make everyone proud,

264
00:17:36,201 --> 00:17:41,081
but the whole time
it feels like something is missing.

265
00:17:45,502 --> 00:17:46,711
I just wish…

266
00:17:49,506 --> 00:17:52,467
I just wish I could keep our promise.

267
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:56,763
[kettle whistling]

268
00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:57,722
Tea is ready.

269
00:17:58,306 --> 00:18:00,308
Wait, what? The tea is ready?

270
00:18:00,892 --> 00:18:02,310
[whistling]

271
00:18:02,894 --> 00:18:04,896
-Huh?
-[explosion]

272
00:18:06,648 --> 00:18:08,691
Well, that was…

273
00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:09,651
[loud boom]

274
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:11,361
[whooshing]

275
00:18:11,444 --> 00:18:13,655
[male voice] Greetings, great master!

276
00:18:13,738 --> 00:18:17,659
The heavens have opened,
your wishes will be granted,

277
00:18:17,742 --> 00:18:22,664
for I am LongZhu! [echoing]

278
00:18:22,747 --> 00:18:23,832
Huh?

279
00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:30,922
Oh, a peasant boy.
Well, this'll be easy. [chuckles]

280
00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:33,550
Look, I know what you're thinking.

281
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,218
"Do my eyes deceive me?"

282
00:18:35,301 --> 00:18:38,680
"A super, all-powerful,
magical Wish Dragon!"

283
00:18:38,763 --> 00:18:41,474
"Could this be real? Is magic real?"

284
00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:43,268
Yes.

285
00:18:43,852 --> 00:18:44,727
It's real.

286
00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:49,357
Now that we got that out of the way,
onto the important part.

287
00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:53,319
Am I… am I dead?

288
00:18:53,403 --> 00:18:55,196
Grandma! It's Din!

289
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,366
-I fell off the roof. I'm coming for you!
-No, no.

290
00:18:58,449 --> 00:19:00,076
No, you're very much alive.

291
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,495
I am a magical Wish Dragon,

292
00:19:02,579 --> 00:19:05,874
who will grant three wishes
to the owner of this teapot.

293
00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:08,376
And you, sir, are my master!

294
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,378
So, go ahead, wish away!

295
00:19:12,755 --> 00:19:16,092
Okay, you got me.
Where are the hidden cameras?

296
00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:18,011
-Great joke, guys.
-Joke?

297
00:19:18,094 --> 00:19:21,598
-Is this a hologram or something?
-I assure you not.

298
00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:23,850
-[dramatic music rises]
-[Din] Ah!

299
00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:27,478
Do you wish for
a suit of armor made of solid gold?

300
00:19:27,562 --> 00:19:28,813
It shall be so.

301
00:19:28,897 --> 00:19:31,900
Do you wish
for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom!

302
00:19:31,983 --> 00:19:34,068
-It shall be so.
-Whoa.

303
00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:36,529
For the finest carriage in all the land?

304
00:19:36,613 --> 00:19:37,947
Pow! It's yours!

305
00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:39,782
The wings of a hawk!

306
00:19:39,866 --> 00:19:41,034
[caws]

307
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:44,204
Or the legs of a giraffe.
Feels good up here, right?

308
00:19:44,287 --> 00:19:45,371
Or anything else

309
00:19:46,998 --> 00:19:49,042
that your heart desires.

310
00:19:51,169 --> 00:19:54,130
I'm thinking about starting one of those--

311
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:56,633
Where they sell animals. Pet-type stores.

312
00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:59,552
You going to sell Chow Chows?
That's a good dog.

313
00:19:59,636 --> 00:20:03,348
No one will be selling anything
if we don't find that teapot.

314
00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:06,643
Every time I try
to make casual conversation,

315
00:20:06,726 --> 00:20:08,436
you guys give me a hard time.

316
00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:09,562
Wha--

317
00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:14,484
So, you're a Wish Dragon?

318
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:15,443
Yes.

319
00:20:16,152 --> 00:20:17,737
How many wishes do I get?

320
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,322
You get three wishes.

321
00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:26,120
-How do you fit in this teapot?
-Uh, it's magic. It's a magic teapot.

322
00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:27,956
So small. How old are you?

323
00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:30,166
-That's not--
-Where'd you come from?

324
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,460
-All you need--
-Look at your arms.

325
00:20:32,543 --> 00:20:36,381
Why are you pink? Shouldn't you be green?
Your face is so soft. I want to touch it.

326
00:20:36,464 --> 00:20:38,758
Oh, can you breathe fire? [splutters]

327
00:20:42,053 --> 00:20:43,638
Okay. Look, peasant boy.

328
00:20:44,222 --> 00:20:47,684
I don't have time.
I'm not here to be your friend--

329
00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:50,103
Whoa, you have to earn my friendship,

330
00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:52,563
and frankly you're not doing a good job.

331
00:20:53,606 --> 00:20:54,607
Listen carefully.

332
00:20:54,691 --> 00:20:57,026
Every Wish Dragon must serve 10 masters

333
00:20:57,110 --> 00:21:00,071
before they're free
to enter the spirit world.

334
00:21:00,154 --> 00:21:02,532
And you are the last one.

335
00:21:02,615 --> 00:21:03,950
Now, I've been stuck…

336
00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:07,578
[high-pitched]
…in this teapot for 1,000 years.

337
00:21:07,662 --> 00:21:10,290
The sooner we get this over with,
the better.

338
00:21:10,373 --> 00:21:12,500
[normally] Have I made myself clear?

339
00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:14,210
[footsteps]

340
00:21:14,294 --> 00:21:15,753
Ha! [grunts]

341
00:21:16,963 --> 00:21:17,797
Wha--

342
00:21:20,091 --> 00:21:23,803
I'm terribly sorry, young man,
but I need that teapot.

343
00:21:24,387 --> 00:21:26,806
Uh, I-- I think it's his.

344
00:21:26,889 --> 00:21:29,350
Only the owner of the teapot can see me.

345
00:21:31,269 --> 00:21:33,896
Well, I'm sure he won't miss it.

346
00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:38,401
No way. I found it. Whoa!

347
00:21:38,484 --> 00:21:41,779
[yelling, grunting]

348
00:21:42,739 --> 00:21:44,741
[dramatic music plays]

349
00:21:48,494 --> 00:21:49,954
[panting]

350
00:21:57,462 --> 00:21:58,463
Not good.

351
00:21:58,546 --> 00:22:00,757
I wish I knew how to fight. [grunts]

352
00:22:02,091 --> 00:22:03,468
[henchmen chuckling]

353
00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:06,304
Come here.

354
00:22:07,805 --> 00:22:09,390
That's a good teapot.

355
00:22:14,937 --> 00:22:15,813
Huh?

356
00:22:15,897 --> 00:22:16,731
Huh?

357
00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:24,155
[henchman groaning
in distorted, slowed-down speed]

358
00:22:24,238 --> 00:22:25,239
[Din] Whoa.

359
00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:27,617
What the…

360
00:22:28,242 --> 00:22:30,370
[henchmen grunting]

361
00:22:32,789 --> 00:22:35,208
[gasps] No, no, no, I didn't mean that.

362
00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:36,501
I take it back.

363
00:22:37,377 --> 00:22:38,336
Gimme that.

364
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:41,464
Teapot.

365
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,510
Give me that teapot right now.

366
00:22:49,555 --> 00:22:50,681
Huh? Oh!

367
00:22:55,895 --> 00:22:58,231
Whoa, I just kicked through a door!

368
00:22:58,314 --> 00:22:59,315
[Din yelps]

369
00:23:02,193 --> 00:23:03,778
Gimme! Gimme! Mine! Mine!

370
00:23:07,448 --> 00:23:08,282
[groans]

371
00:23:12,036 --> 00:23:13,329
You little twerp!

372
00:23:20,545 --> 00:23:21,879
-[menacing music]
-Ah!

373
00:23:23,798 --> 00:23:24,882
[knocking at door]

374
00:23:25,383 --> 00:23:27,427
Uh… nobody's home?

375
00:23:32,348 --> 00:23:35,768
I'm done asking nicely.

376
00:23:50,533 --> 00:23:51,367
[Din yelps]

377
00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:58,374
Are you telling me a teenage boy
out-fought two full-grown men?

378
00:23:58,458 --> 00:24:00,751
-Well, sir--
-Actually, three men.

379
00:24:00,835 --> 00:24:02,753
-Two-and-a-half.
-You should have seen him.

380
00:24:02,837 --> 00:24:05,756
It was 1,000 punches a minute.
Kicks everywhere.

381
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,634
I've never seen so many arms and legs.

382
00:24:08,718 --> 00:24:10,344
[sighs] This is not good.

383
00:24:10,428 --> 00:24:12,722
The boy knows what he has.

384
00:24:12,805 --> 00:24:15,183
Sir, if I may ask,

385
00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:17,059
what exactly does he have?

386
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,938
That's none of your business.
I'm paying you to find it.

387
00:24:21,022 --> 00:24:23,691
-That is your only concern.
-You haven't paid.

388
00:24:23,774 --> 00:24:27,653
You'll be paid when I have the teapot,
beyond your wildest dreams!

389
00:24:27,737 --> 00:24:28,863
Do you understand?

390
00:24:29,489 --> 00:24:31,574
Forgive our incompetence, sir.

391
00:24:32,116 --> 00:24:34,452
But the boy did leave something behind.

392
00:24:34,535 --> 00:24:37,455
It's only a matter of time
before we find him.

393
00:24:38,372 --> 00:24:40,374
[snoring]

394
00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:42,877
[snoring, gasping]

395
00:24:44,086 --> 00:24:45,171
Din, up now!

396
00:24:45,254 --> 00:24:48,799
-[groggily] How about a kick to the face?
-Huh? I said up!

397
00:24:48,883 --> 00:24:50,092
[yelps, exclaims]

398
00:24:52,303 --> 00:24:54,764
-Ow.
-Breakfast is on the table.

399
00:24:55,973 --> 00:24:56,849
Thanks, Mom.

400
00:24:58,267 --> 00:24:59,810
What a crazy dream.

401
00:25:01,062 --> 00:25:04,565
[distorted, slowed-down audio]

402
00:25:10,071 --> 00:25:11,239
[Din groans]

403
00:25:11,322 --> 00:25:13,616
Din, I'm working late tonight.

404
00:25:18,246 --> 00:25:20,164
So, leftovers for dinner, okay?

405
00:25:21,624 --> 00:25:22,625
[Din] Mmm!

406
00:25:23,834 --> 00:25:24,752
Delicious.

407
00:25:26,754 --> 00:25:28,589
So, leftovers for dinner.

408
00:25:29,215 --> 00:25:30,091
Yeah.

409
00:25:30,967 --> 00:25:32,343
Leftovers.

410
00:25:35,346 --> 00:25:36,430
[Din's mom] Aiya.

411
00:25:38,099 --> 00:25:39,767
Stupid shoes.

412
00:25:41,644 --> 00:25:45,523
Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything,
what would it be?

413
00:25:46,107 --> 00:25:49,151
Din, why are you
asking silly questions? Eat.

414
00:25:49,235 --> 00:25:51,070
Okay, but seriously, Mom,

415
00:25:51,153 --> 00:25:53,447
if you could wish for anything.

416
00:25:53,531 --> 00:25:57,493
-A big house in the countryside?
-Din, we went over this yesterday.

417
00:25:57,577 --> 00:26:00,288
I want you to focus on your future.

418
00:26:00,371 --> 00:26:01,789
That is what I wish for.

419
00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:07,753
I'm more focused
than I've ever been in my entire life.

420
00:26:07,837 --> 00:26:11,048
Hmm. Good.
Now hurry up. You're gonna be late.

421
00:26:12,383 --> 00:26:15,970
-What's that face? I know that.
-I don't have a face. What?

422
00:26:16,053 --> 00:26:18,598
Go to school. Stop planning things.

423
00:26:21,350 --> 00:26:22,727
[dramatic music plays]

424
00:26:28,357 --> 00:26:30,151
Um, hello?

425
00:26:30,234 --> 00:26:31,402
Dragon thingy?

426
00:26:31,485 --> 00:26:32,570
You in there?

427
00:26:33,237 --> 00:26:34,697
[crying out]

428
00:26:35,364 --> 00:26:37,033
Excellent work, peasant boy.

429
00:26:37,116 --> 00:26:40,286
One wish down, two to go.
We could be done by lunch.

430
00:26:40,369 --> 00:26:42,455
What did you do to me?
Why do I know kung fu?

431
00:26:42,538 --> 00:26:46,208
You're welcome. You wish you could fight.
I made you a master.

432
00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:48,753
I didn't wish for… Hey, that's not fair.

433
00:26:48,836 --> 00:26:49,962
You said "wish."

434
00:26:50,046 --> 00:26:54,675
Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish,"
now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers?

435
00:26:54,759 --> 00:26:56,427
-[grunts]
-Cool.

436
00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:58,346
Yes, it's all very cool.

437
00:26:58,846 --> 00:27:00,431
So, onto that second wish.

438
00:27:00,514 --> 00:27:02,850
Let me recommend the all-time favorite.

439
00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:05,436
A giant pile of gold!

440
00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:08,856
Now, repeat after me.
"I wish for…" You're not talking.

441
00:27:08,939 --> 00:27:11,651
"A giant pile of…"
You're not saying anything.

442
00:27:11,734 --> 00:27:13,235
Hey, stop rushing me.

443
00:27:13,319 --> 00:27:17,823
Ah, you must be the conquering type.
I see that killer instinct in your eyes.

444
00:27:17,907 --> 00:27:21,327
Easy. Just wish for
your very own personal army!

445
00:27:22,411 --> 00:27:23,913
Why would I need an army?

446
00:27:24,622 --> 00:27:26,374
You're quite a simple fellow.

447
00:27:26,457 --> 00:27:29,210
Not to worry.
Here's one the peasant-folk love.

448
00:27:29,293 --> 00:27:30,378
[yelping]

449
00:27:30,461 --> 00:27:33,130
I can allow you to speak with a loved one

450
00:27:33,214 --> 00:27:35,216
on the other side of China!

451
00:27:35,716 --> 00:27:39,095
I'm a loved one.
I can't hear you. You're very far away.

452
00:27:39,178 --> 00:27:43,182
-There's a wall here. It's cool, but--
-You mean, like, a cell phone?

453
00:27:43,265 --> 00:27:44,809
-[ringtone plays]
-Ah!

454
00:27:45,393 --> 00:27:46,977
What dark magic is this?

455
00:27:47,061 --> 00:27:48,813
Where is the tiny orchestra?

456
00:27:48,896 --> 00:27:51,148
How do they fit in this metal box?

457
00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:53,776
Two wishes. Anything I want.

458
00:27:53,859 --> 00:27:56,612
[gasps] The birthday party.
I know what I want.

459
00:27:57,530 --> 00:27:58,739
Wait, a wish?

460
00:27:58,823 --> 00:28:00,074
Yeah, yeah, a wish.

461
00:28:00,783 --> 00:28:01,909
Excellent.

462
00:28:02,493 --> 00:28:04,161
[bright, upbeat music plays]

463
00:28:04,245 --> 00:28:05,079
Ah!

464
00:28:05,913 --> 00:28:08,916
-[cars honk]
-[plane whooshes]

465
00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:11,627
A giant metal bird?

466
00:28:12,962 --> 00:28:16,882
-What are you doing?
-Uh, riding my magical Wish Dragon. Away!

467
00:28:18,843 --> 00:28:20,052
What are you doing?

468
00:28:20,136 --> 00:28:22,972
If you're not gonna let me ride you,
we catch the bus.

469
00:28:23,055 --> 00:28:25,307
The "bus"?
Is that some kind of animal?

470
00:28:25,391 --> 00:28:29,603
-How long have you been in that teapot?
-Is it still the Qing Dynasty?

471
00:28:29,687 --> 00:28:31,188
-Ooh!
-Long!

472
00:28:31,939 --> 00:28:33,482
How did you get in there?

473
00:28:34,108 --> 00:28:36,652
Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant.

474
00:28:36,736 --> 00:28:39,071
It's not a little man. It's television.

475
00:28:40,072 --> 00:28:40,990
What's this?

476
00:28:42,116 --> 00:28:43,117
[Din] Car.

477
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,745
Ah, the spoils of war on display?

478
00:28:47,037 --> 00:28:49,749
-What is this invisible force--
-[Din] Glass!

479
00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:51,917
-What purpose--
-Stop light.

480
00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:53,961
-What in the world?
-Ice cream.

481
00:28:54,044 --> 00:28:55,671
-How is this--
-Electricity.

482
00:28:55,755 --> 00:28:58,048
-I know it's all amazing--
-Amazing?

483
00:28:58,132 --> 00:29:00,551
When you've been around
as long as I have,

484
00:29:00,634 --> 00:29:03,512
there's nothing in this world
that could amaze--

485
00:29:04,096 --> 00:29:06,015
"Shrimp chips."

486
00:29:06,098 --> 00:29:07,475
Peasant food, no doubt.

487
00:29:07,558 --> 00:29:10,102
[chewing loudly]

488
00:29:10,603 --> 00:29:11,812
[gasps]

489
00:29:11,896 --> 00:29:13,481
Magnificent!

490
00:29:14,857 --> 00:29:16,650
Okay, we're here.

491
00:29:16,734 --> 00:29:20,738
-You gonna make a wish now?
-I will. Just wait until we get there.

492
00:29:20,821 --> 00:29:22,239
-Get where?
-[horn honks]

493
00:29:22,323 --> 00:29:24,116
Great Wall of China!

494
00:29:25,117 --> 00:29:27,495
A giant chariot made of steel and glass!

495
00:29:27,578 --> 00:29:29,288
Long, this is bus. Come on.

496
00:29:29,371 --> 00:29:30,956
-Out of the way.
-My word!

497
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,584
[chicken clucking]

498
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:37,087
-And watch your step. Carefully.
-Thank you, kind sir.

499
00:29:37,171 --> 00:29:38,339
[Din grunting]

500
00:29:39,465 --> 00:29:42,676
-No. There must be a better…
-Long, what are you doing?

501
00:29:44,053 --> 00:29:44,970
[Long] Ah!

502
00:29:45,054 --> 00:29:46,388
That's more like it.

503
00:29:47,223 --> 00:29:49,016
Long, what are you doing?

504
00:29:49,099 --> 00:29:50,810
Getting a personal carriage.

505
00:29:50,893 --> 00:29:55,439
I can't afford a personal carriage,
which is why we were taking the bus.

506
00:29:55,523 --> 00:29:57,191
Did you just steal my money?

507
00:29:58,067 --> 00:30:00,194
-…we won't make the express.
-Here.

508
00:30:00,277 --> 00:30:03,447
-Hey, where did you get this?
-You know, magic.

509
00:30:06,826 --> 00:30:07,743
[chuckles]

510
00:30:07,827 --> 00:30:09,620
I, uh, had a really big lunch.

511
00:30:15,835 --> 00:30:17,336
This is more like it!

512
00:30:17,419 --> 00:30:19,296
[splutters, yelps]

513
00:30:20,297 --> 00:30:21,298
Huh?

514
00:30:22,591 --> 00:30:24,176
Uh, what is this?

515
00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:25,469
Traffic.

516
00:30:25,553 --> 00:30:26,428
Traffic.

517
00:30:26,929 --> 00:30:29,348
-That some kind of national holiday?
-Ha!

518
00:30:30,057 --> 00:30:35,688
You mean to tell me this happens
every single day?

519
00:30:36,730 --> 00:30:38,732
[horns honking]

520
00:30:39,483 --> 00:30:41,318
[Long groans]

521
00:30:41,402 --> 00:30:43,404
The sun is moving faster than us.

522
00:30:45,656 --> 00:30:47,366
This is worse than my teapot.

523
00:30:47,449 --> 00:30:52,162
Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time.
I wish this traffic would just--

524
00:30:52,246 --> 00:30:53,372
Yes, go ahead.

525
00:30:53,455 --> 00:30:56,000
Long, I'm not gonna
waste a wish on traffic!

526
00:30:56,083 --> 00:30:59,086
-Look, Din, you're gonna have to use--
-[honking]

527
00:30:59,169 --> 00:31:00,588
You're gonna have to--

528
00:31:00,671 --> 00:31:02,214
You're going to have to--

529
00:31:02,965 --> 00:31:05,175
-You're gonna have to use--
-[honks]

530
00:31:05,259 --> 00:31:06,093
Use a wish!

531
00:31:06,176 --> 00:31:09,638
You son of a cabbage farmer!
There is no place to go!

532
00:31:09,722 --> 00:31:13,934
Blow your trumpet all you want.
It won't make any difference at all!

533
00:31:14,018 --> 00:31:16,770
You know, Long,
we'll get there eventually.

534
00:31:16,854 --> 00:31:19,398
Even if it takes all day.

535
00:31:19,982 --> 00:31:20,983
All day?

536
00:31:21,066 --> 00:31:24,278
I heard one traffic jam
lasted three weeks. [sighs]

537
00:31:24,361 --> 00:31:27,364
If only I had
a magical dragon that could fly.

538
00:31:27,448 --> 00:31:29,575
I know what you're trying. Not gonna work.

539
00:31:29,658 --> 00:31:33,787
I spent 1,000 years in that teapot.
I can spend hours in your traffic.

540
00:31:33,871 --> 00:31:38,292
Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen
to the tiny orchestra while we wait?

541
00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:39,793
[jaunty ring tone plays]

542
00:31:39,877 --> 00:31:41,086
Not gonna work, Din.

543
00:31:41,170 --> 00:31:43,172
[ring tone continues]

544
00:31:43,964 --> 00:31:45,257
Use your wish, Din.

545
00:31:52,514 --> 00:31:55,643
[indistinct chatter from TV]

546
00:31:56,727 --> 00:32:00,606
-[overlapping chatter]
-[honking]

547
00:32:04,777 --> 00:32:05,653
[Long] Fine!

548
00:32:06,362 --> 00:32:07,738
[Din] Ah!

549
00:32:08,364 --> 00:32:09,657
[yelping]

550
00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:25,089
Careful what you don't wish for.

551
00:32:25,172 --> 00:32:28,717
-Push me too far, I will not hesitate to--
-Fly everywhere?

552
00:32:28,801 --> 00:32:32,054
You're amazing! Look.
Is there anything you can't do?

553
00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:35,140
Well, that's very-- Ah!

554
00:32:35,224 --> 00:32:37,142
[plane whooshes]

555
00:32:37,226 --> 00:32:40,354
[chuckles awkwardly]
Anyways, where are we going?

556
00:32:40,437 --> 00:32:42,106
Ah, there it is! Down there.

557
00:32:42,189 --> 00:32:44,024
[energetic music plays]

558
00:32:44,108 --> 00:32:45,818
[Din cheering]

559
00:32:48,237 --> 00:32:49,321
We're here.

560
00:32:49,405 --> 00:32:51,156
-Wishing time.
-Ah!

561
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:54,159
Excellent.
I see where this is going.

562
00:32:54,243 --> 00:32:57,621
Now, when choosing a palace,
it is very important that--

563
00:33:00,124 --> 00:33:01,709
Uh, what are you do--

564
00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:04,628
-[groans]
-Quit goofing off. This is serious.

565
00:33:05,379 --> 00:33:06,714
Okay, what's the wish?

566
00:33:06,797 --> 00:33:07,965
Okay, you see her?

567
00:33:08,048 --> 00:33:09,174
Hi, good evening.

568
00:33:09,258 --> 00:33:11,969
-Thank you for coming.
-Li Na, happy birthday.

569
00:33:12,052 --> 00:33:12,886
How are you?

570
00:33:13,554 --> 00:33:15,597
That's my second wish, Long.

571
00:33:15,681 --> 00:33:17,766
-I wish--
-Stop, stop, stop!

572
00:33:18,267 --> 00:33:21,228
-I can't do love.
-What? No, Long, it's not--

573
00:33:21,311 --> 00:33:24,273
Couple of rules.
I can't time travel, I can't kill,

574
00:33:24,356 --> 00:33:28,485
and it pains me to inform you, not really,
I can't make people fall in love with you.

575
00:33:28,569 --> 00:33:31,280
No, no, no, it's not like that, Long.

576
00:33:31,363 --> 00:33:32,865
She's my best friend.

577
00:33:32,948 --> 00:33:34,158
That's my wish.

578
00:33:35,075 --> 00:33:36,535
I want my friend back.

579
00:33:39,329 --> 00:33:42,958
Wait, rewind. You can wish
for anything in the whole world,

580
00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:44,752
and you waste it on a friend?

581
00:33:44,835 --> 00:33:47,212
What could be more important?

582
00:33:48,672 --> 00:33:51,216
-Is that a trick question?
-No.

583
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:52,968
Literally anything else.

584
00:33:53,052 --> 00:33:57,306
Let me think, a golden chamber pot,
a palace made entirely of jade,

585
00:33:57,389 --> 00:34:01,685
an army of terracotta warriors!
Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?

586
00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:05,272
Oh! That's right.

587
00:34:05,355 --> 00:34:07,816
Sorry, I can't expect you to understand.

588
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:10,736
I haven't explained everything.
Down, please.

589
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:16,742
Ten years ago, a cool spring day.
A gentle breeze.

590
00:34:17,785 --> 00:34:20,120
A lonely boy waits after school. Me.

591
00:34:20,204 --> 00:34:24,666
Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings
and defending my honor. Then we…

592
00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:28,087
[Long] This is really happening.
This should be so easy.

593
00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:32,841
Three wishes and I'm done.
But no, I get stuck with this simpleton.

594
00:34:32,925 --> 00:34:35,427
Just look at him with his mindless grin.

595
00:34:35,511 --> 00:34:37,930
So naive. So ignorant.

596
00:34:38,013 --> 00:34:39,890
So stupid.

597
00:34:40,516 --> 00:34:41,475
Why?

598
00:34:42,059 --> 00:34:44,019
What have I done to deserve this?

599
00:34:44,103 --> 00:34:48,107
And then she drove away
and I never saw her again.

600
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,071
It's okay, Long. I get emotional too
just talking about it.

601
00:34:54,822 --> 00:34:56,532
[groaning]

602
00:34:56,615 --> 00:35:01,036
I can't make people fall in love.
Why would I make someone your friend?

603
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:05,124
What? No, she's already my friend.
I just need to get into the party.

604
00:35:05,207 --> 00:35:07,376
A wish! Why didn't you just say so?

605
00:35:07,459 --> 00:35:09,419
Yeah, I wish to be a princeling.

606
00:35:09,503 --> 00:35:12,840
All right, here we go.
Stand back and it shall be so!

607
00:35:12,923 --> 00:35:13,924
[whoosh, poof]

608
00:35:14,967 --> 00:35:17,761
Done and done. Now, onto that final wish.

609
00:35:17,845 --> 00:35:19,096
[neighs]

610
00:35:20,722 --> 00:35:21,723
What is this?

611
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:25,227
What? I made you a prince.

612
00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:27,563
No, no, I said princeling.

613
00:35:27,646 --> 00:35:30,357
Like one of those guys
with the fancy suit,

614
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,776
the Rolex watch
and the chauffeured car,

615
00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:35,279
-the personal assistant--
-[splutters]

616
00:35:35,362 --> 00:35:38,282
That's like ten different wishes.
You have two.

617
00:35:38,365 --> 00:35:41,785
Fine. How about a temporary version,
just for today?

618
00:35:41,869 --> 00:35:45,205
You're seriously going to wish
to be rich for 24 hours?

619
00:35:45,289 --> 00:35:46,748
I don't care about that.

620
00:35:46,832 --> 00:35:50,878
I just need to reconnect with Li Na.
She won't care if I'm poor.

621
00:35:51,670 --> 00:35:53,714
[laughs] I'm sorry I'm laughing,

622
00:35:53,797 --> 00:35:58,302
but that is the dumbest thing
I've ever heard. Of course she'll care.

623
00:35:58,385 --> 00:36:01,430
Yeah, well, it's my wish and not yours.

624
00:36:01,513 --> 00:36:03,390
Shoot me with your magic juice.

625
00:36:05,058 --> 00:36:06,852
Fine, 24 hours.

626
00:36:09,271 --> 00:36:10,105
Perfect!

627
00:36:10,189 --> 00:36:11,607
And the car.

628
00:36:13,775 --> 00:36:14,860
Whoa.

629
00:36:14,943 --> 00:36:15,777
Perfect.

630
00:36:15,861 --> 00:36:20,532
And the personal assistant who has to do
everything I ask for the next 24 hours.

631
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:22,201
[groans]

632
00:36:25,704 --> 00:36:29,625
Long, you look good as a human.
Now, walking can be tricky, but--

633
00:36:30,959 --> 00:36:32,586
Okay, party time.

634
00:36:32,669 --> 00:36:34,463
[tires screech]

635
00:36:41,011 --> 00:36:42,304
Oh, uh.

636
00:36:43,055 --> 00:36:47,309
[bald man] Good afternoon.
I'd like to inquire about a customer.

637
00:36:47,392 --> 00:36:49,811
[clerk] Sorry, I can't give out… [grunts]

638
00:36:55,692 --> 00:36:56,735
Follow me.

639
00:37:02,491 --> 00:37:03,617
[tires screech]

640
00:37:04,618 --> 00:37:08,872
[triumphant music plays]

641
00:37:12,084 --> 00:37:13,418
[all gasp]

642
00:37:13,502 --> 00:37:17,005
[chuckles] Oh, yeah.
Now, these are my kind of people.

643
00:37:17,089 --> 00:37:19,383
The servants' entrance is around back.

644
00:37:21,802 --> 00:37:23,804
[classical music plays]

645
00:37:24,429 --> 00:37:25,264
Whoa.

646
00:37:26,181 --> 00:37:27,266
This is amazing.

647
00:37:28,183 --> 00:37:29,393
Oh, you got in.

648
00:37:29,476 --> 00:37:32,896
-I've never been so humiliated in--
-Coat check, thank you.

649
00:37:35,148 --> 00:37:36,066
There she is.

650
00:37:36,733 --> 00:37:37,901
She looks so…

651
00:37:38,819 --> 00:37:39,778
important.

652
00:37:40,445 --> 00:37:42,698
-Li Na.
-It's so good to see you again.

653
00:37:42,781 --> 00:37:45,033
How does it feel to be 19, dear?

654
00:37:45,117 --> 00:37:48,996
Oh, well, I've actually been feeling
really confused lately--

655
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:53,500
Great, dear. What would you say
about being the new face of Shin Makeup?

656
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:57,129
Actually, I no longer rep products
that use animal testing.

657
00:37:57,212 --> 00:37:59,464
-Where's your father?
-Li Na?

658
00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:01,466
I'll have him sign the contract.

659
00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:04,011
-Li Na!
-It's so great to see you again!

660
00:38:04,094 --> 00:38:06,054
I want to talk about your future.

661
00:38:06,138 --> 00:38:08,223
I've been thinking about my future.

662
00:38:08,307 --> 00:38:12,269
Inflatable bras, the future of fashion.
I want you to be a part.

663
00:38:12,352 --> 00:38:14,688
-Yeah, I'm not sure--
-That's great!

664
00:38:14,771 --> 00:38:16,898
I'll have a shoot scheduled ASAP.

665
00:38:16,982 --> 00:38:20,110
-Happy birthday!
-It's so-- Oh, it's you, Buckley.

666
00:38:20,193 --> 00:38:23,196
We're halfway through the list.
You're doing great.

667
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,741
Yeah, great. Any word from my dad?

668
00:38:25,824 --> 00:38:28,076
He's working hard, just like we are.

669
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,662
So, how about a little bit less of this,

670
00:38:30,746 --> 00:38:32,080
and more of this!

671
00:38:32,164 --> 00:38:34,416
All right, Din. [exhales] Here we go.

672
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:36,626
Got it. Game face.

673
00:38:36,710 --> 00:38:38,962
-Whoo. Here we go!
-Hi, Li Na! Happy--

674
00:38:39,046 --> 00:38:41,381
Hi, it's so great to see you again.

675
00:38:41,465 --> 00:38:46,219
-Oh, i feel that same way. So--
-This is just the greatest day of my life.

676
00:38:46,303 --> 00:38:47,971
Uh, wow, you too?

677
00:38:48,055 --> 00:38:51,558
Uh, wait, before I forget,
I brought you a little something.

678
00:38:51,641 --> 00:38:55,312
-Hi, it's so good to see you again.
-Actually, we never met.

679
00:38:55,395 --> 00:38:58,106
-If I may?
-Hi, it's so great to see you again.

680
00:39:01,443 --> 00:39:03,278
So, how's your best friend?

681
00:39:03,862 --> 00:39:05,781
I… I don't know what happened.

682
00:39:05,864 --> 00:39:07,616
She didn't even recognize me.

683
00:39:07,699 --> 00:39:10,494
Great. Dreams crushed.
We're done here, right?

684
00:39:10,577 --> 00:39:11,953
I'll have two to go.

685
00:39:12,037 --> 00:39:15,040
[emcee] Ladies and gentlemen,
time for a treat.

686
00:39:15,624 --> 00:39:18,960
If we could have the birthday girl
and her father come to the dance floor…

687
00:39:19,044 --> 00:39:20,337
There she is.

688
00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:24,174
And now her father, Mr. Wang,
come to the stage.

689
00:39:24,257 --> 00:39:25,842
Calling Mr. Wang!

690
00:39:25,926 --> 00:39:28,387
-Come on, Dad. Don't be shy.
-Mr. Wang?

691
00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:30,472
Mr. Wang, come on down!

692
00:39:30,555 --> 00:39:33,058
I'm sure he'll be here any second.

693
00:39:33,141 --> 00:39:34,434
Mr. Wang.

694
00:39:34,518 --> 00:39:36,436
Wang? Do I have the right name?

695
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,273
What kind of father doesn't show up
to his daughter's birthday?

696
00:39:40,357 --> 00:39:42,067
-[man 2] I know.
-Come on.

697
00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:45,445
-We gotta do something.
-[emcee] Mic was on. I apologize.

698
00:39:45,529 --> 00:39:49,408
[Din] Ladies and gentlemen,
if I could have your attention here.

699
00:39:49,491 --> 00:39:51,952
It's time for the entertainment portion.

700
00:39:52,035 --> 00:39:53,870
Long, make some smoke. Lights.

701
00:39:53,954 --> 00:39:55,872
[electronic music playing]

702
00:39:55,956 --> 00:40:00,544
[Din] From the streets of Shaolin,
kung fu like you've never seen it before.

703
00:40:00,627 --> 00:40:03,964
Introducing the great master!

704
00:40:04,047 --> 00:40:05,215
[whoosh]

705
00:40:05,298 --> 00:40:06,675
[crowd gasps, applauds]

706
00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:09,010
Trained in the art of Dragon Style.

707
00:40:09,094 --> 00:40:10,429
[crowd] Ooh!

708
00:40:19,438 --> 00:40:22,274
Now, everyone,
keep your eyes on the stage as I…

709
00:40:26,862 --> 00:40:28,196
[exclaiming]

710
00:40:30,282 --> 00:40:31,616
[applause, cheering]

711
00:40:37,247 --> 00:40:40,292
Uh, that's it.
Show's over. Thank you, folks. Bye!

712
00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:41,960
Personal assistant.

713
00:40:42,043 --> 00:40:43,837
Never been so insulted.

714
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,422
Lucky number eight!

715
00:40:46,047 --> 00:40:49,509
Sir, caviar crème anglaise amuse-bouche?

716
00:40:49,593 --> 00:40:52,596
You don't have
any, uh, shrimp chips, do you?

717
00:40:52,679 --> 00:40:54,222
Uh, no.

718
00:40:55,056 --> 00:40:56,975
[mockingly] No. [hiccups]

719
00:40:57,601 --> 00:40:58,560
Oh, no.

720
00:40:58,643 --> 00:41:01,354
What's a man like you
doing all by himself?

721
00:41:02,606 --> 00:41:06,276
So true. Who needs wine
when you have good company?

722
00:41:06,359 --> 00:41:08,862
I believe you've misunder-- [hiccups]

723
00:41:08,945 --> 00:41:12,157
[laughs] I don't normally
move this fast, but…

724
00:41:13,492 --> 00:41:15,076
Sorry, must run.

725
00:41:16,119 --> 00:41:17,120
Hello…

726
00:41:19,039 --> 00:41:19,873
Li Na?

727
00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,335
Oh, handsome?

728
00:41:24,586 --> 00:41:26,588
Playing hard to get, I see.

729
00:41:29,049 --> 00:41:31,551
Water. Water. I just need water.

730
00:41:32,385 --> 00:41:33,637
[panting]

731
00:41:36,223 --> 00:41:37,224
[sighs in relief]

732
00:41:41,436 --> 00:41:42,312
Refreshing.

733
00:41:49,528 --> 00:41:51,154
[spluttering]

734
00:41:53,698 --> 00:41:54,741
Where's that kid?

735
00:42:08,255 --> 00:42:09,297
Hello?

736
00:42:10,173 --> 00:42:13,426
-Li Na, is that you?
-Go away. I'm busy.

737
00:42:14,010 --> 00:42:16,471
Ah, yeah, I can see you're busy.

738
00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,098
Yes, very busy.

739
00:42:19,057 --> 00:42:20,100
Okay, I… I just…

740
00:42:21,059 --> 00:42:24,729
I'm the one who did
that whole kung fu thing.

741
00:42:25,855 --> 00:42:27,107
I was just trying to…

742
00:42:29,609 --> 00:42:31,611
I know what you were trying to do.

743
00:42:33,530 --> 00:42:34,364
Thanks.

744
00:42:38,326 --> 00:42:40,579
[muffled crying]

745
00:42:41,538 --> 00:42:42,539
Are you okay?

746
00:42:44,374 --> 00:42:45,208
Yeah.

747
00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:46,793
I'm fine.

748
00:42:46,876 --> 00:42:48,878
[Li Na sobbing]

749
00:42:49,546 --> 00:42:51,089
Here, take this.

750
00:42:51,172 --> 00:42:52,549
Thank you.

751
00:42:52,632 --> 00:42:53,967
[Li Na blowing nose]

752
00:42:54,551 --> 00:42:55,635
[Li Na blows nose]

753
00:42:58,138 --> 00:43:02,684
Just… just one night
out of the whole year,

754
00:43:02,767 --> 00:43:05,729
I thought maybe he could make time.

755
00:43:06,730 --> 00:43:09,232
I don't know why I'm letting it get to me.

756
00:43:09,816 --> 00:43:10,900
I'm sorry.

757
00:43:11,443 --> 00:43:14,904
This is so embarrassing.
I don't normally cry like this.

758
00:43:19,743 --> 00:43:22,495
Here, you got a little something
on your face.

759
00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:28,585
Yeah, it's not really coming off.

760
00:43:29,961 --> 00:43:33,423
[gasps] I'm sorry.
I must look totally crazy.

761
00:43:34,007 --> 00:43:35,300
No, no.

762
00:43:35,967 --> 00:43:39,220
I just… don't know what else to do.

763
00:43:39,763 --> 00:43:44,309
It's like, I can see my whole life
laid out ahead of me,

764
00:43:44,893 --> 00:43:48,563
and I'm trying my best,
trying to make everyone proud,

765
00:43:48,647 --> 00:43:52,442
but… no matter how hard I try,
I just feel like…

766
00:43:53,568 --> 00:43:54,611
Like…

767
00:43:54,694 --> 00:43:56,446
[both] Something is missing.

768
00:43:58,823 --> 00:43:59,658
Exactly.

769
00:44:00,241 --> 00:44:02,160
[poignant music plays]

770
00:44:04,871 --> 00:44:06,873
[woman] There you are, snake eyes.

771
00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:11,002
I'm sorry, do I--

772
00:44:11,086 --> 00:44:12,629
Oh! Ah!

773
00:44:12,712 --> 00:44:14,506
Oh, jeez, are you okay?

774
00:44:15,006 --> 00:44:16,132
I'm fine.

775
00:44:16,216 --> 00:44:18,093
[both laugh]

776
00:44:18,176 --> 00:44:19,010
Here.

777
00:44:20,804 --> 00:44:21,721
Thanks.

778
00:44:23,223 --> 00:44:27,811
I'm sorry for being so rude.
I don't think I got your name earlier.

779
00:44:27,894 --> 00:44:30,730
Have we met before?

780
00:44:31,523 --> 00:44:34,192
Um, well, actually…

781
00:44:35,276 --> 00:44:36,403
I'm--

782
00:44:36,486 --> 00:44:39,197
There you are. Miss Wang, thank goodness.

783
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,367
Just in time.
Your father will be here any second.

784
00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:44,577
-He made it?
-Uh, yes.

785
00:44:45,161 --> 00:44:47,372
[tablet chimes]

786
00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:50,166
Li Na! There you are.

787
00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:54,295
-Oh. Hi, Dad.
-Buckley informs me the party was perfect.

788
00:44:54,379 --> 00:44:57,006
Oh! Uh, yes, it was.

789
00:44:57,090 --> 00:44:59,300
-Thank you, Dad.
-You had a good time?

790
00:44:59,384 --> 00:45:02,387
Yes, of course.
I spoke to everyone you wanted me to

791
00:45:02,470 --> 00:45:07,183
and I think I was able to make
some really important… connections.

792
00:45:08,226 --> 00:45:10,687
Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go.

793
00:45:10,770 --> 00:45:13,231
Here, I brought you something special.

794
00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:15,650
-[clears throat]
-Oh! Uh…

795
00:45:15,734 --> 00:45:17,902
-Here you are.
-Go ahead. Open it!

796
00:45:17,986 --> 00:45:21,573
I had to send my assistant
to half the jewelers in Shanghai.

797
00:45:21,656 --> 00:45:22,615
It's true.

798
00:45:22,699 --> 00:45:26,411
-I know you appreciate something special.
-Oh, of course.

799
00:45:26,494 --> 00:45:28,913
Just as much as last year.

800
00:45:28,997 --> 00:45:29,956
Thank you, Dad.

801
00:45:30,039 --> 00:45:33,835
Oh, uh, did I?
Na Na, I'm sorry. You know, I--

802
00:45:33,918 --> 00:45:37,547
Well, you can never have too much
of a good thing, right?

803
00:45:37,630 --> 00:45:40,675
Excuse me,
I… I didn't see you there, young man.

804
00:45:40,759 --> 00:45:43,219
Allow me to get you a closer look, sir.

805
00:45:44,304 --> 00:45:45,138
Here you are.

806
00:45:45,847 --> 00:45:49,934
[Mr. Wang] Good quality leather,
excellent suit, Rolex.

807
00:45:50,018 --> 00:45:52,562
And what's the family business?

808
00:45:52,645 --> 00:45:54,689
Uh, dumplings!

809
00:45:54,773 --> 00:45:58,443
I mean, Dumpling House.
I mean, restaurants in general.

810
00:45:58,526 --> 00:45:59,360
All of them.

811
00:45:59,444 --> 00:46:02,906
Ah, a young man of means, I see.
Reminds me of myself.

812
00:46:02,989 --> 00:46:04,616
You two should have lunch.

813
00:46:04,699 --> 00:46:06,075
-Dad!
-Uh, yes.

814
00:46:06,159 --> 00:46:09,120
-Of course. I'd love that.
-Excellent.

815
00:46:09,204 --> 00:46:12,207
Let's have arrangements made.
Forgive my manners.

816
00:46:12,290 --> 00:46:13,708
I didn't get your name.

817
00:46:13,792 --> 00:46:14,959
Oh, I'm…

818
00:46:17,587 --> 00:46:19,589
-Dan.
-Pleasure to meet you, Dan.

819
00:46:19,672 --> 00:46:21,466
Where would you like to go?

820
00:46:21,549 --> 00:46:24,636
The Pearl Tower's excellent.
I have a reservation--

821
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:30,016
-Excuse me, sir. A very important call.
-Just give me a few minutes.

822
00:46:30,099 --> 00:46:32,977
Sir, they said they need to talk now.

823
00:46:33,061 --> 00:46:35,146
[sighs] Put them on.

824
00:46:36,064 --> 00:46:38,441
Good evening, sorry to keep you waiting.

825
00:46:39,651 --> 00:46:42,487
So, um, would you really like to--

826
00:46:42,570 --> 00:46:44,781
Yes. Yeah. [chuckles]

827
00:46:45,490 --> 00:46:47,075
See you tomorrow, Dan.

828
00:46:49,911 --> 00:46:52,330
We talked and it was just like old times.

829
00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:55,375
We made arrangements
to have lunch. Can you believe it?

830
00:46:55,458 --> 00:46:57,794
I can't believe
you didn't explain what a toilet is.

831
00:46:57,877 --> 00:46:59,379
Everything is going to plan!

832
00:46:59,462 --> 00:47:01,506
Oh, really, Dan.

833
00:47:01,589 --> 00:47:04,884
Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right.

834
00:47:04,968 --> 00:47:07,804
You're not gonna,
because there is no right time.

835
00:47:07,887 --> 00:47:10,515
You're the peasant, she's the princess.

836
00:47:10,598 --> 00:47:13,560
Tale as old as time.
And we all know how that ends.

837
00:47:14,561 --> 00:47:17,522
-Good?
-No, not good. Terribly. Horribly!

838
00:47:17,605 --> 00:47:22,068
Long, we have a special bond
that runs deeper than money or status.

839
00:47:22,151 --> 00:47:23,194
Why'd you lie?

840
00:47:23,778 --> 00:47:25,113
Well, I… uh…

841
00:47:25,196 --> 00:47:26,197
I'll tell you.

842
00:47:26,281 --> 00:47:30,702
Because the minute Li Na finds out
who you are, this will all fall apart.

843
00:47:30,785 --> 00:47:33,538
You should learn
to have faith in humanity.

844
00:47:33,621 --> 00:47:37,667
I've been around for 1,000 years.
I know how humans work. Not you.

845
00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:40,920
-Poor Long. I see your problem.
-You're my problem.

846
00:47:41,004 --> 00:47:43,923
I wouldn't expect your tiny,
reptilian brain to understand

847
00:47:44,007 --> 00:47:45,717
the power of human friendship.

848
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,304
It's okay. I'll be your first
and only friend. Come here.

849
00:47:49,387 --> 00:47:52,223
I had a million friends
when I was human. Oh, no.

850
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:54,934
Long,

851
00:47:55,435 --> 00:47:57,729
-were you a--
-Yes, yes, I was human.

852
00:47:57,812 --> 00:48:00,982
For heaven's sake,
have you even looked at the teapot?

853
00:48:01,065 --> 00:48:03,693
And I was the best human ever!

854
00:48:04,277 --> 00:48:08,114
One of the most beloved, respected lords
in history! You know why?

855
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,075
-You had a lot of friends?
-No!

856
00:48:11,159 --> 00:48:15,288
I had all the wealth and land and power,
and everyone loved me for it.

857
00:48:15,914 --> 00:48:19,000
Wait, if you're so great,
why haven't I heard of you?

858
00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:24,047
We-- Well, obviously some jealous rival
took credit for everything after I died.

859
00:48:24,923 --> 00:48:27,675
You died.
The heavens made you a Wish Dragon?

860
00:48:27,759 --> 00:48:29,344
Yes, as a reward.

861
00:48:29,427 --> 00:48:32,555
-You don't seem happy.
-I'm very happy.

862
00:48:32,639 --> 00:48:35,058
So, if you would just use your last wish,

863
00:48:35,141 --> 00:48:38,478
and wish for the same thing
as every other master,

864
00:48:38,561 --> 00:48:39,687
then I can be done

865
00:48:39,771 --> 00:48:42,023
and leave this wretched world.

866
00:48:42,106 --> 00:48:44,233
And finally return back to heaven,

867
00:48:44,317 --> 00:48:48,655
where everyone is waiting to welcome
the great emperor home with a parade.

868
00:48:50,657 --> 00:48:52,325
They have parades in heaven?

869
00:48:52,408 --> 00:48:53,409
[Long sighs]

870
00:48:53,493 --> 00:48:57,664
My point is there's a simple solution
to every problem in the world.

871
00:48:57,747 --> 00:48:59,457
Including yours. Use it.

872
00:49:01,042 --> 00:49:04,921
So, that's what you've learned
after all these years?

873
00:49:05,505 --> 00:49:06,422
Yes.

874
00:49:11,552 --> 00:49:13,096
-[watch chimes]
-[gasps]

875
00:49:13,179 --> 00:49:15,807
Crap, ten o'clock?
My mom's getting off work.

876
00:49:15,890 --> 00:49:18,351
Long, we gotta go! Hurry! Let's go!

877
00:49:18,434 --> 00:49:20,019
[groans]

878
00:49:20,103 --> 00:49:23,773
[Mr. Wang] Sir, surely you can
extend the loan one more week.

879
00:49:23,856 --> 00:49:26,109
I promise, I can pay you back, sir.

880
00:49:26,776 --> 00:49:29,195
Foreclosure?
Please, sir. I'm begging you.

881
00:49:29,278 --> 00:49:31,572
This company is my life's work.

882
00:49:31,656 --> 00:49:33,533
I have a family and a respons--

883
00:49:33,616 --> 00:49:35,034
[disconnect tone drones]

884
00:49:35,118 --> 00:49:37,829
-Is everything all right, sir?
-It's fine.

885
00:49:38,371 --> 00:49:39,205
Just…

886
00:49:39,747 --> 00:49:42,250
just don't tell Li Na about any of this.

887
00:49:46,546 --> 00:49:47,547
[sighs]

888
00:50:06,774 --> 00:50:08,693
Well, have you found it?

889
00:50:08,776 --> 00:50:11,112
We've located the boy's apartment, sir.

890
00:50:11,195 --> 00:50:12,113
Yes, and?

891
00:50:12,196 --> 00:50:15,992
There's no way he can come or go
without being caught.

892
00:50:16,075 --> 00:50:16,909
Good.

893
00:50:21,581 --> 00:50:24,000
Okay, in the teapot. Everything's normal.

894
00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:26,878
-Lights on.
-Think you can bring Li Na to this dump?

895
00:50:26,961 --> 00:50:28,463
Quiet, you! Homework out.

896
00:50:28,546 --> 00:50:30,423
Her fridge is bigger than this apartment.

897
00:50:30,506 --> 00:50:34,260
If you're not gonna say
something helpful, don't say anything.

898
00:50:34,343 --> 00:50:35,595
She's here!

899
00:50:37,555 --> 00:50:38,890
Uh, your suit.

900
00:50:38,973 --> 00:50:40,516
Huh? Oh, no!

901
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:41,601
[fabric rips]

902
00:50:42,769 --> 00:50:44,395
Din, I brought you some…

903
00:50:45,146 --> 00:50:48,399
Hello, Mother.
Sure is hot out tonight, isn't it?

904
00:50:49,192 --> 00:50:52,111
No, it's freezing.
You coming down with something?

905
00:50:52,195 --> 00:50:54,864
Oh, no. Just… studying.

906
00:50:54,947 --> 00:50:56,908
Okay. Here.

907
00:50:56,991 --> 00:51:00,745
-I'll heat you up some leftovers.
-Li Na will love leftovers.

908
00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:02,413
-Hey, stop it!
-Stop what?

909
00:51:02,497 --> 00:51:06,334
Uh, stop worrying about me. I'm fine.

910
00:51:06,417 --> 00:51:07,919
You don't seem fine.

911
00:51:08,669 --> 00:51:11,422
-How was school?
-Great. School was great.

912
00:51:11,506 --> 00:51:13,382
You lie to everyone, not just yourself.

913
00:51:13,466 --> 00:51:14,884
-Leave me alone.
-Fine.

914
00:51:15,968 --> 00:51:17,720
[gasps] No, Mom. I was just…

915
00:51:17,804 --> 00:51:22,975
-You know where to find me.
-…talking to somebody else.

916
00:51:23,559 --> 00:51:26,187
Din, I'm going to ask you a question.

917
00:51:26,270 --> 00:51:28,314
Remember, I'm your mother.

918
00:51:28,397 --> 00:51:30,108
You can tell me the truth.

919
00:51:30,608 --> 00:51:31,651
Uh-huh.

920
00:51:31,734 --> 00:51:33,486
Are you…

921
00:51:34,112 --> 00:51:35,947
drinking alcohol?

922
00:51:36,030 --> 00:51:39,534
-No. Gimme that! I'm not drinking.
-Where are you hiding it?

923
00:51:39,617 --> 00:51:43,121
Don't lie to me!
Staying out late! Skipping school!

924
00:51:43,204 --> 00:51:45,540
-You're acting crazy all the time.
-Mom!

925
00:51:45,623 --> 00:51:48,793
I am your mother!
I know when something is wrong.

926
00:51:48,876 --> 00:51:50,670
-What is it?
-Nothing is wrong!

927
00:51:50,753 --> 00:51:53,881
Just tell me the truth.
Whatever it is, I can help.

928
00:51:54,423 --> 00:51:55,925
Mom, you can't.

929
00:51:56,843 --> 00:51:57,677
Believe me.

930
00:51:58,553 --> 00:51:59,387
You can't.

931
00:52:00,346 --> 00:52:01,514
Go to your room.

932
00:52:01,597 --> 00:52:03,808
Don't come out
if you're going to disrespect me.

933
00:52:03,891 --> 00:52:05,017
-I wasn't--
-Go!

934
00:52:05,101 --> 00:52:05,935
Fine!

935
00:52:08,938 --> 00:52:10,982
[groans] I hate this place.

936
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,031
-They're really going at it.
-Bring that chair.

937
00:52:19,115 --> 00:52:20,241
Popcorn, anyone?

938
00:52:20,324 --> 00:52:21,659
I can hear you.

939
00:52:21,742 --> 00:52:23,119
[neighbors clamoring]

940
00:52:23,202 --> 00:52:25,121
[poignant music playing]

941
00:52:26,455 --> 00:52:27,415
[Din's mom] Din.

942
00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:29,417
Here.

943
00:52:34,672 --> 00:52:35,506
You…

944
00:52:37,091 --> 00:52:38,467
you need a real dinner.

945
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:40,595
Thanks.

946
00:52:41,679 --> 00:52:42,680
Sorry, Mom.

947
00:52:51,981 --> 00:52:53,107
[slurps]

948
00:53:08,247 --> 00:53:12,543
Hey, little buddy. You're so cute.
You have family? Are you hungry?

949
00:53:12,627 --> 00:53:16,255
You're such a cute, fluffy,
little, hairy-faced… [babbling]

950
00:53:17,173 --> 00:53:19,175
-It's him! Wake up!
-Huh? Huh?

951
00:53:19,258 --> 00:53:21,385
-Hey, boss! Boss!
-Hey, boss!

952
00:53:21,469 --> 00:53:23,554
-[short henchman] Boss!
-The boy!

953
00:53:23,638 --> 00:53:25,640
[intense music plays]

954
00:53:30,478 --> 00:53:31,562
[engine revs]

955
00:53:37,568 --> 00:53:38,569
Impossible.

956
00:53:44,325 --> 00:53:46,285
Okay, Din. You can do this.

957
00:53:46,369 --> 00:53:47,995
Just tell her the truth.

958
00:53:48,079 --> 00:53:50,206
-[elevator dings]
-Good evening, sir.

959
00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:55,127
-Oh, hey, Dan!
-Hey!

960
00:53:55,211 --> 00:53:59,257
-Sir, may I take your jacket?
-My jacket? I just got this.

961
00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:01,384
[chuckles] Good one, Dan.

962
00:54:02,468 --> 00:54:04,011
[chuckles] Yeah, good one.

963
00:54:04,095 --> 00:54:06,722
Sure. I have plenty more of these at home.

964
00:54:06,806 --> 00:54:09,934
-Thank you. Here you are.
-Here.

965
00:54:12,436 --> 00:54:14,355
Sorry about all the fuss.

966
00:54:14,438 --> 00:54:16,524
My dad insists on "only the best."

967
00:54:18,067 --> 00:54:21,612
Actually, Li Na,
there's something I need to tell you.

968
00:54:21,696 --> 00:54:23,489
I know what you're gonna say.

969
00:54:23,572 --> 00:54:24,657
-You do?
-Yes.

970
00:54:25,241 --> 00:54:27,994
It's so nice to meet someone
from a respectable family

971
00:54:28,077 --> 00:54:30,454
that you enjoy talking to, right?

972
00:54:30,538 --> 00:54:32,999
-Oh.
-Madame, your table is ready.

973
00:54:33,541 --> 00:54:35,543
Right. Respectable.

974
00:54:36,294 --> 00:54:39,255
Long, I'm supposed to be
from a respectable family.

975
00:54:39,338 --> 00:54:42,758
No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned.

976
00:54:42,842 --> 00:54:45,886
-It's exactly what I predicted.
-I need your help.

977
00:54:45,970 --> 00:54:48,639
You were from royalty. Tell me what to do.

978
00:54:48,723 --> 00:54:50,850
Fine. Do exactly what I say.

979
00:54:50,933 --> 00:54:53,978
-Okay. Deal.
-Sir, could I offer you a hot tow--

980
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,981
You shouldn't let
commoners talk to you.

981
00:54:57,064 --> 00:54:58,524
-Really?
-Sir, I just--

982
00:54:59,066 --> 00:55:01,986
wanted to offer you a hot towel.

983
00:55:02,069 --> 00:55:03,654
Sir, you just--

984
00:55:03,738 --> 00:55:04,864
[shushes]

985
00:55:05,990 --> 00:55:07,241
Madame, your table.

986
00:55:07,325 --> 00:55:10,161
Demand another table,
claiming it's far superior.

987
00:55:10,244 --> 00:55:15,791
Li Na, this table simply won't do.
Allow me to show you another one.

988
00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:19,003
This is the table
for the hors d'oeuvres.

989
00:55:20,838 --> 00:55:24,967
Well, you tell Mr. and Mrs. Hors D'oeuvres
that this is our table.

990
00:55:25,051 --> 00:55:25,968
[Li Na laughs]

991
00:55:26,052 --> 00:55:27,845
Dan, you're such a funny guy.

992
00:55:27,928 --> 00:55:29,263
[laughs] Funny?

993
00:55:29,347 --> 00:55:33,976
Uh, are you sure you didn't mean
suave, classy, respectable.

994
00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:35,686
[laughing]

995
00:55:37,521 --> 00:55:39,690
You're too good. I'm gonna cry.

996
00:55:40,316 --> 00:55:43,110
I would have her executed
for mocking royalty.

997
00:55:43,194 --> 00:55:46,489
I appreciate you trying
to make this place interesting,

998
00:55:46,572 --> 00:55:48,366
but how about somewhere else?

999
00:55:48,449 --> 00:55:51,243
Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this?

1000
00:55:51,327 --> 00:55:52,495
Not good enough?

1001
00:55:52,578 --> 00:55:55,831
-Well played, child.
-No, like, a walk or something.

1002
00:55:55,915 --> 00:55:57,625
May I take your order?

1003
00:55:57,708 --> 00:56:01,212
-Spare no expense. Money's no object.
-One of everything.

1004
00:56:01,837 --> 00:56:04,423
Sir, there are over 600 items on our menu.

1005
00:56:04,507 --> 00:56:06,801
-Better make that three.
-Good!

1006
00:56:06,884 --> 00:56:08,010
As you wish, sir.

1007
00:56:08,094 --> 00:56:10,846
So, listen, Dan, about last night,

1008
00:56:10,930 --> 00:56:13,641
sorry for acting so weird.

1009
00:56:13,724 --> 00:56:17,019
To be honest, it's nice
to have someone who listened.

1010
00:56:17,103 --> 00:56:18,854
Ignore her and she's yours.

1011
00:56:19,522 --> 00:56:22,900
Look. Rich people
never pay attention to anyone else.

1012
00:56:22,983 --> 00:56:26,278
All they talk about is their own business,
how much money they make.

1013
00:56:26,362 --> 00:56:30,616
-It's almost an art form.
-Are you listening to anything I said?

1014
00:56:32,243 --> 00:56:33,369
Not a word.

1015
00:56:34,787 --> 00:56:38,666
Um, okay, well, I was saying
it was really nice to talk to you…

1016
00:56:38,749 --> 00:56:41,919
We're close, Din.
Tell her how many palaces you own.

1017
00:56:42,002 --> 00:56:45,840
Let me stop you. Did I tell you
just how respectable my family is?

1018
00:56:45,923 --> 00:56:47,550
-Your first entree.
-Thanks.

1019
00:56:47,633 --> 00:56:48,509
Uh-uh-uh.

1020
00:56:48,592 --> 00:56:49,802
For nothing.

1021
00:56:50,386 --> 00:56:52,471
Dan! You know what?

1022
00:56:52,555 --> 00:56:56,183
-You're just not who I thought you were.
-Wait, Li Na.

1023
00:56:56,267 --> 00:56:59,019
I don't understand.
That worked on all 17 of my wives.

1024
00:56:59,103 --> 00:57:00,938
-I can explain.
-What now?

1025
00:57:01,021 --> 00:57:02,189
I, uh…

1026
00:57:02,273 --> 00:57:03,107
We should…

1027
00:57:03,816 --> 00:57:05,943
We should go for that walk.

1028
00:57:08,404 --> 00:57:09,363
Maybe a run!

1029
00:57:10,698 --> 00:57:11,991
Bon appetit!

1030
00:57:12,074 --> 00:57:13,325
Surprise!

1031
00:57:17,663 --> 00:57:18,622
Hop on.

1032
00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:23,002
Fine.

1033
00:57:24,628 --> 00:57:26,005
Who were those men?

1034
00:57:26,088 --> 00:57:28,757
Gangsters.
Probably out to kidnap us for a ransom.

1035
00:57:28,841 --> 00:57:30,843
[crowd clapping, cheering]

1036
00:57:35,306 --> 00:57:38,392
-Come on. This way.
-[exciting music playing]

1037
00:57:38,976 --> 00:57:40,144
Oh, no.

1038
00:57:40,728 --> 00:57:42,813
You've always wanted
to be in a street fight.

1039
00:57:42,897 --> 00:57:43,898
-Help.
-[Long] No!

1040
00:57:43,981 --> 00:57:46,025
-Stay calm.
-[Din] Come on, please.

1041
00:57:46,108 --> 00:57:47,401
-Dan?
-[Long groans]

1042
00:57:48,736 --> 00:57:50,529
Look what I found! [laughs]

1043
00:57:50,613 --> 00:57:52,615
[exciting percussive music plays]

1044
00:57:54,742 --> 00:57:57,620
[Long] Look at me.
How did I become a piñata?

1045
00:57:57,703 --> 00:57:59,497
-I think we lost them.
-Good.

1046
00:57:59,580 --> 00:58:02,583
So, when exactly
were you going to apologize, Dan?

1047
00:58:02,666 --> 00:58:03,501
I…

1048
00:58:05,419 --> 00:58:06,712
Huh?

1049
00:58:06,795 --> 00:58:07,796
[crowd gasp]

1050
00:58:09,381 --> 00:58:11,133
The other way! Other way!

1051
00:58:13,677 --> 00:58:14,553
[cheering]

1052
00:58:14,637 --> 00:58:19,141
Li Na, I really do want to say I'm sorry.

1053
00:58:19,225 --> 00:58:20,643
Sorry for what exactly?

1054
00:58:20,726 --> 00:58:23,729
Sorry for acting like such a jerk.

1055
00:58:23,812 --> 00:58:25,105
Apology accepted.

1056
00:58:25,189 --> 00:58:28,400
Now, get him, Dan.
Kick him right in his stupid face!

1057
00:58:28,484 --> 00:58:29,485
Kick him!

1058
00:58:29,568 --> 00:58:30,861
[Long spluttering]

1059
00:58:30,945 --> 00:58:32,071
[crowd winces]

1060
00:58:33,614 --> 00:58:35,407
Hand over the teapot, kid.

1061
00:58:36,700 --> 00:58:37,618
[chuckling]

1062
00:58:40,913 --> 00:58:45,125
I didn't sign up for this.
If you made your last wish, we-- Oh, no.

1063
00:58:49,338 --> 00:58:51,590
This literally could not get any wo--

1064
00:58:51,674 --> 00:58:53,175
[Long vomiting wetly]

1065
00:58:56,554 --> 00:58:58,013
-Good one.
-Ah. Thanks.

1066
00:58:58,097 --> 00:58:59,557
Eat metal, dirt bag!

1067
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,642
How do you like them apples, huh?

1068
00:59:02,977 --> 00:59:03,811
Crap!

1069
00:59:11,110 --> 00:59:12,403
[Li Na] Incoming!

1070
00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:32,214
Trust me.

1071
00:59:33,132 --> 00:59:35,676
-Li Na, I think we're gonna have to--
-Jump!

1072
00:59:36,802 --> 00:59:38,053
[Li Na, Din yelping]

1073
00:59:41,765 --> 00:59:43,475
Don't worry. We got this.

1074
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,653
[both exclaiming]

1075
00:59:57,448 --> 00:59:58,407
[Din] Oh, no!

1076
00:59:59,158 --> 01:00:00,284
[Li Na] Oh, my God!

1077
01:00:00,367 --> 01:00:02,328
[triumphant music plays]

1078
01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:11,128
You know what, Dan?
This is turning into a pretty good date.

1079
01:00:13,047 --> 01:00:14,173
[Long] Oh, no!

1080
01:00:25,184 --> 01:00:26,435
[both coughing]

1081
01:00:27,936 --> 01:00:30,522
-Are you okay?
-I think so.

1082
01:00:31,899 --> 01:00:33,901
[both chuckling]

1083
01:00:37,613 --> 01:00:39,948
[Long] I'm fine. Thank you for asking.

1084
01:00:42,993 --> 01:00:44,119
Oh, boy.

1085
01:00:45,204 --> 01:00:46,080
What happened?

1086
01:00:46,163 --> 01:00:47,498
Time's up, Dan.

1087
01:00:47,581 --> 01:00:50,584
What happened?
Well, we jumped off a building.

1088
01:00:50,668 --> 01:00:51,919
We almost died.

1089
01:00:52,419 --> 01:00:54,797
-Your 24 hours are over.
-We beat up some gangsters.

1090
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:56,924
-No.
-Okay, that was mostly you.

1091
01:00:57,007 --> 01:00:59,385
You gotta teach me some of that kung fu.

1092
01:01:01,470 --> 01:01:02,388
Whoops.

1093
01:01:02,471 --> 01:01:03,722
Reflexes.

1094
01:01:05,891 --> 01:01:07,851
Wait, what happened to your suit?

1095
01:01:10,729 --> 01:01:11,772
Look, Li Na.

1096
01:01:14,066 --> 01:01:17,236
There's… something I need to tell you.

1097
01:01:17,319 --> 01:01:19,571
You have one more wish.
You don't have to do this.

1098
01:01:22,366 --> 01:01:24,410
My real name isn't Dan.

1099
01:01:24,493 --> 01:01:25,327
It's…

1100
01:01:25,911 --> 01:01:26,745
[Li Na] Din.

1101
01:01:28,455 --> 01:01:29,456
You're Din.

1102
01:01:30,165 --> 01:01:31,917
[groans]

1103
01:01:32,668 --> 01:01:33,669
I'm sorry.

1104
01:01:33,752 --> 01:01:36,380
But… why did you lie?

1105
01:01:36,463 --> 01:01:38,590
I wasn't planning to. I just…

1106
01:01:39,258 --> 01:01:44,221
I was worried that if you found out
it was, well, just me,

1107
01:01:45,055 --> 01:01:46,432
everything would end.

1108
01:01:48,392 --> 01:01:51,353
So, you still live around here?

1109
01:01:52,062 --> 01:01:52,896
Yeah.

1110
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:55,774
In that same old shikumen?

1111
01:01:56,650 --> 01:01:57,484
Yeah.

1112
01:01:58,193 --> 01:02:00,195
I told you this wouldn't end well.

1113
01:02:01,363 --> 01:02:02,197
[Li Na] Wait.

1114
01:02:02,698 --> 01:02:04,199
I remember this alley.

1115
01:02:04,742 --> 01:02:08,996
We used to take a shortcut through here
on the way home from school.

1116
01:02:09,079 --> 01:02:10,622
Uh, yeah.

1117
01:02:10,706 --> 01:02:13,584
And Mrs. Chu would sell
those roasted yams.

1118
01:02:14,418 --> 01:02:16,879
Hey, look at that! It's Mrs. Chu!

1119
01:02:17,379 --> 01:02:19,173
Hi, Mrs. Chu. It's Li Na Wang.

1120
01:02:19,256 --> 01:02:21,675
-Do you remember--
-One buck, two yams. No bargaining!

1121
01:02:22,259 --> 01:02:24,344
-Some things never change.
-Here.

1122
01:02:24,428 --> 01:02:25,971
[Mrs. Chu] Sold! Next.

1123
01:02:26,054 --> 01:02:27,639
-Ow, ow.
-[Mrs. Chu] Move!

1124
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:30,517
So good!

1125
01:02:31,268 --> 01:02:32,436
Hold on, is that…

1126
01:02:33,687 --> 01:02:34,688
[Mrs. Chu] Huh?

1127
01:02:34,772 --> 01:02:36,273
[bright, uplifting music]

1128
01:02:36,356 --> 01:02:38,192
[women chanting]

1129
01:02:38,275 --> 01:02:39,610
No way! [Li Na laughs]

1130
01:02:39,693 --> 01:02:42,362
Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants!

1131
01:02:46,825 --> 01:02:49,661
Hey, Din, what do you think
about a little race?

1132
01:02:49,745 --> 01:02:51,371
-Three, two, one, go!
-What?

1133
01:02:51,455 --> 01:02:52,623
[Din] Hey!

1134
01:02:52,706 --> 01:02:53,916
[Li Na grunts] Ah!

1135
01:02:56,418 --> 01:02:57,252
Okay.

1136
01:02:57,753 --> 01:02:58,837
Not fair.

1137
01:03:07,137 --> 01:03:12,142
So, your old apartment
has to be right around the corner.

1138
01:03:12,226 --> 01:03:16,271
Oh, I don't know
if that's such a good idea.

1139
01:03:16,355 --> 01:03:19,691
-Hey Weijing, you have any green onions?
-Hi, Mrs. Song.

1140
01:03:19,775 --> 01:03:22,110
I'm sorry. Do I know you?

1141
01:03:22,194 --> 01:03:25,030
Hey, Mom. So, uh, surprise!

1142
01:03:25,113 --> 01:03:28,283
We have an unexpected visitor.

1143
01:03:31,662 --> 01:03:34,498
A girl? That's why you're acting crazy?

1144
01:03:34,581 --> 01:03:39,419
All this time worried you were drugged out
in some internet cafe. It was a girl.

1145
01:03:39,503 --> 01:03:41,046
-It's Li Na!
-Just a--

1146
01:03:43,048 --> 01:03:44,091
Hi.

1147
01:03:44,174 --> 01:03:46,844
Li Na? What are you doing here?

1148
01:03:47,553 --> 01:03:50,347
Just visiting an old friend.

1149
01:03:51,390 --> 01:03:52,224
Oh.

1150
01:03:52,307 --> 01:03:56,103
[Mrs. Song grunts]
Well, where are my manners? Come in.

1151
01:03:56,186 --> 01:03:58,063
You and I are not finished.

1152
01:03:58,605 --> 01:04:01,400
-She's so pretty now.
-Like a princess.

1153
01:04:01,483 --> 01:04:03,443
Well, her nose is a little flat.

1154
01:04:03,527 --> 01:04:05,195
[Mrs. Song] Start with this.

1155
01:04:05,279 --> 01:04:09,241
-You really shouldn't go to--
-You're skinnier than a broom handle.

1156
01:04:09,324 --> 01:04:11,368
-I wasn't expecting--
-Li Na!

1157
01:04:11,451 --> 01:04:15,038
Did you know Din puts flowers
on Clucky's grave every year?

1158
01:04:15,122 --> 01:04:16,748
Mr. Huang, cut it out.

1159
01:04:16,832 --> 01:04:18,292
I did not know that.

1160
01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:20,627
He's so cute. He even cries a little.

1161
01:04:20,711 --> 01:04:23,255
I am not crying. I am mourning.

1162
01:04:23,338 --> 01:04:26,383
-He even brings flowers.
-A tiny bouquet!

1163
01:04:27,885 --> 01:04:29,303
[muffled chatter]

1164
01:04:31,179 --> 01:04:35,350
[woman singing romantically in Chinese]

1165
01:05:09,676 --> 01:05:10,677
Come in.

1166
01:05:13,388 --> 01:05:14,389
[song fades away]

1167
01:05:16,433 --> 01:05:18,852
What? You're saying that's not my son?

1168
01:05:18,936 --> 01:05:20,771
You knew. Don't lie to me.

1169
01:05:20,854 --> 01:05:23,398
[man] You were lying to me
this whole time.

1170
01:05:23,482 --> 01:05:26,693
You just wanted
to inherit my dad's business.

1171
01:05:26,777 --> 01:05:29,446
-[woman] Right. I will.
-I know what you did!

1172
01:05:29,529 --> 01:05:32,699
You think you can fool me?
I saw you with that guy.

1173
01:05:32,783 --> 01:05:34,451
[woman] You have no idea.

1174
01:05:34,534 --> 01:05:36,578
I should've
listened to my mother.

1175
01:05:36,662 --> 01:05:38,413
-I am your mother.
-No!

1176
01:05:38,497 --> 01:05:39,873
[all gasp]

1177
01:05:41,249 --> 01:05:42,084
Here.

1178
01:05:43,418 --> 01:05:46,463
Oh, wow. Oh!
It's like a time machine up here.

1179
01:05:46,546 --> 01:05:50,509
Yeah, sorry. This is the only place
I can get peace and quiet.

1180
01:05:50,592 --> 01:05:52,511
[Li Na] You'll never have peace.

1181
01:05:52,594 --> 01:05:55,555
Because the ghost
of Clucky will always haunt you!

1182
01:05:55,639 --> 01:05:57,724
-[clucks]
-No, Clucky! You're dead.

1183
01:05:57,808 --> 01:06:00,477
Are you gonna cry?
Are we gonna see tears now?

1184
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,270
I regret nothing. You were delicious.

1185
01:06:02,354 --> 01:06:05,148
You're gonna know
what regret tastes like.

1186
01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:07,442
Get away from me, you ghost chicken.

1187
01:06:07,526 --> 01:06:10,654
-Why did you eat me?
-It was Li Na. She made me do it.

1188
01:06:11,446 --> 01:06:12,739
Selling me out.

1189
01:06:12,823 --> 01:06:14,992
-That's cold.
-It was your idea.

1190
01:06:15,075 --> 01:06:19,287
Yeah. I guess we had
a lot of crazy ideas back then.

1191
01:06:20,414 --> 01:06:21,248
Yeah.

1192
01:06:22,165 --> 01:06:24,209
-[shivers]
-Huh? Oh!

1193
01:06:24,292 --> 01:06:25,127
Here.

1194
01:06:29,673 --> 01:06:30,507
[both sigh]

1195
01:06:31,675 --> 01:06:34,219
Hey, do you remember that promise we made?

1196
01:06:34,302 --> 01:06:36,221
-The pinky--
-Of course!

1197
01:06:36,304 --> 01:06:37,556
How'd it go? Um…

1198
01:06:37,639 --> 01:06:40,517
Friends forever, day by…

1199
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,602
[both] Year by year,

1200
01:06:42,686 --> 01:06:44,896
upon this we will always…

1201
01:06:46,231 --> 01:06:47,190
swear.

1202
01:06:52,738 --> 01:06:54,072
[billboard buzzes]

1203
01:06:55,115 --> 01:06:56,116
-Oh!
-Whoa!

1204
01:06:56,199 --> 01:06:57,576
-God!
-Are you okay?

1205
01:06:57,659 --> 01:06:59,244
I'm fine. I'm fine.

1206
01:07:00,162 --> 01:07:03,623
Sorry, I wasn't expecting
my own giant face.

1207
01:07:03,707 --> 01:07:04,833
So embarrassing.

1208
01:07:04,916 --> 01:07:09,463
[chuckles] Don't be embarrassed.
When I first saw that, I almost fell over.

1209
01:07:10,756 --> 01:07:13,967
But it's been nice.
Kind of like you were back.

1210
01:07:14,051 --> 01:07:17,846
But, you know, giant and glowing,
and super glamorous.

1211
01:07:19,139 --> 01:07:21,558
Doesn't hold a candle
to the real thing, though.

1212
01:07:25,228 --> 01:07:27,773
What do you say we go for a real date?

1213
01:07:27,856 --> 01:07:30,442
No Dan or any of that.

1214
01:07:31,151 --> 01:07:31,985
I…

1215
01:07:33,070 --> 01:07:34,237
[phone rings]

1216
01:07:35,530 --> 01:07:36,406
Sorry.

1217
01:07:38,366 --> 01:07:41,369
Where have you been?
The shoot starts in an hour!

1218
01:07:41,453 --> 01:07:44,206
What happened to your hair?
I'm sending a car!

1219
01:07:47,209 --> 01:07:48,126
Um…

1220
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:50,128
Din…

1221
01:07:50,212 --> 01:07:54,091
I had a really wonderful time tonight,

1222
01:07:54,174 --> 01:07:56,468
but I have to go.

1223
01:07:56,968 --> 01:08:00,972
-Thanks for letting me borrow this.
-Keep it till next time.

1224
01:08:01,056 --> 01:08:02,057
No, really, I--

1225
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:04,643
Not like I'm not gonna see you
for another…

1226
01:08:07,312 --> 01:08:08,230
…ten years.

1227
01:08:10,148 --> 01:08:11,149
Din,

1228
01:08:11,233 --> 01:08:16,029
the truth is,
I have this whole other life now.

1229
01:08:16,113 --> 01:08:18,365
You know? A career.

1230
01:08:18,448 --> 01:08:22,285
A future that my dad
worked really hard for.

1231
01:08:23,286 --> 01:08:27,082
Certain expectations I have to meet.

1232
01:08:28,166 --> 01:08:29,000
Let me guess.

1233
01:08:29,876 --> 01:08:33,004
I don't meet those expectations.

1234
01:08:33,088 --> 01:08:33,964
I…

1235
01:08:34,047 --> 01:08:35,549
You don't understand.

1236
01:08:35,632 --> 01:08:37,759
I… I'm just trying to be…

1237
01:08:39,719 --> 01:08:40,846
realistic.

1238
01:08:42,472 --> 01:08:43,348
I'm sorry.

1239
01:08:43,431 --> 01:08:45,433
[emotional music plays]

1240
01:09:06,413 --> 01:09:07,247
Hey, Din.

1241
01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:11,543
Did you know that shrimp chips

1242
01:09:11,626 --> 01:09:14,671
don't actually have any shrimp
in the ingredients?

1243
01:09:15,630 --> 01:09:16,464
Okay.

1244
01:09:23,263 --> 01:09:24,264
Din…

1245
01:09:27,142 --> 01:09:30,729
…things are simpler when you're children.

1246
01:09:31,646 --> 01:09:33,440
But you're older now.

1247
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:36,401
And, well,

1248
01:09:36,484 --> 01:09:38,236
you have to be realistic.

1249
01:09:42,782 --> 01:09:43,617
Din.

1250
01:09:48,205 --> 01:09:49,414
Good news, Long.

1251
01:09:50,165 --> 01:09:51,875
You can finally be rid of me.

1252
01:09:52,584 --> 01:09:54,502
I'm ready for my third wish.

1253
01:09:54,586 --> 01:09:55,420
You are?

1254
01:09:55,962 --> 01:09:57,214
Make me rich.

1255
01:09:57,297 --> 01:09:58,423
Piles of gold.

1256
01:09:58,506 --> 01:09:59,841
However you do it.

1257
01:09:59,925 --> 01:10:02,260
-But--
-I thought it wouldn't matter.

1258
01:10:02,886 --> 01:10:04,262
That she wouldn't care.

1259
01:10:06,056 --> 01:10:07,057
That was stupid.

1260
01:10:08,391 --> 01:10:11,645
Give me the gold,
and I can have some of that good life.

1261
01:10:11,728 --> 01:10:13,897
People will treat me with respect.

1262
01:10:14,814 --> 01:10:18,026
Heck, I'm sure everyone will want
to be my friend then.

1263
01:10:18,109 --> 01:10:19,653
Din… [sighs]

1264
01:10:20,362 --> 01:10:21,321
Are you sure?

1265
01:10:21,404 --> 01:10:25,742
Am I sure? You've been telling me
to make this wish since we met.

1266
01:10:25,825 --> 01:10:28,411
Well, you were right. Okay? I was wrong.

1267
01:10:28,495 --> 01:10:30,247
There you go, that's my wish.

1268
01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:33,541
Just grant it, and you can
go back to your spirit world

1269
01:10:33,625 --> 01:10:35,627
and your stupid parade in the sky.

1270
01:10:39,256 --> 01:10:40,799
Just grant the wish, Long.

1271
01:10:45,553 --> 01:10:47,639
[emotional music swells]

1272
01:10:51,601 --> 01:10:52,602
What?

1273
01:10:52,686 --> 01:10:54,646
[wind whistling]

1274
01:10:54,729 --> 01:10:57,440
Din, I'll grant your wish.

1275
01:10:59,276 --> 01:11:02,362
But first,
there's something I need to show you.

1276
01:11:07,701 --> 01:11:10,328
You found the boy. Where is he?

1277
01:11:10,412 --> 01:11:13,164
-At the Pearl Tower, sir.
-Yeah, with a girl.

1278
01:11:13,248 --> 01:11:16,042
-But I'm afraid he escaped again.
-What? How?

1279
01:11:16,126 --> 01:11:18,044
Hey, that doesn't belong to you.

1280
01:11:21,464 --> 01:11:24,509
Listen to me. I am out of time. I need--

1281
01:11:24,592 --> 01:11:25,552
[elevator dings]

1282
01:11:28,471 --> 01:11:33,226
-Li Na! Aren't you supposed to be at--
-I'm sorry, Dad. We really need to talk.

1283
01:11:33,310 --> 01:11:34,144
Of course.

1284
01:11:34,227 --> 01:11:36,813
-I'm just on a very important call.
-Dad.

1285
01:11:37,522 --> 01:11:38,690
Please.

1286
01:11:38,773 --> 01:11:39,691
[bald man] Sir.

1287
01:11:41,776 --> 01:11:44,863
Do you remember when we lived
in that old shikumen?

1288
01:11:44,946 --> 01:11:48,325
-I know we didn't have much but--
-Don't worry, Li Na.

1289
01:11:48,408 --> 01:11:50,493
We'll never go back to that life.

1290
01:11:50,577 --> 01:11:53,747
But, Dad, don't you ever miss those days?

1291
01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:56,124
Wha-- Where is all this coming from?

1292
01:11:56,708 --> 01:11:58,668
That… that young man last night,

1293
01:11:58,752 --> 01:12:00,837
the one you arranged a date with,

1294
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:02,589
that was Din.

1295
01:12:03,590 --> 01:12:05,216
From our old neighborhood?

1296
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:06,801
Yes.

1297
01:12:06,885 --> 01:12:10,138
And he's the one who took you
to the Pearl Tower.

1298
01:12:10,221 --> 01:12:12,307
Yes, and I know what you'll say.

1299
01:12:12,390 --> 01:12:16,102
You'll tell me to stay away
and to leave that old world behind,

1300
01:12:16,728 --> 01:12:19,939
but the truth is,
I think we might be happier if--

1301
01:12:20,023 --> 01:12:24,361
Li Na, everything's going to be all right.
I'm gonna go talk with Din.

1302
01:12:24,444 --> 01:12:26,613
-What?
-Bring the van in two minutes.

1303
01:12:26,696 --> 01:12:28,114
Dad, are you okay?

1304
01:12:28,740 --> 01:12:30,533
-What's going on?
-Don't worry.

1305
01:12:31,242 --> 01:12:32,911
I'm going to fix everything.

1306
01:12:32,994 --> 01:12:34,621
[foreboding music plays]

1307
01:12:38,208 --> 01:12:40,168
[tires screeching]

1308
01:12:49,260 --> 01:12:50,095
Dad.

1309
01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:53,014
Long?

1310
01:12:53,765 --> 01:12:54,974
Where are you going?

1311
01:12:58,645 --> 01:12:59,938
What is this place?

1312
01:13:00,980 --> 01:13:02,315
[dramatic music plays]

1313
01:13:02,399 --> 01:13:03,400
[energy booms]

1314
01:13:10,907 --> 01:13:14,119
-[Din] Whoa.
-[Long] This was my home.

1315
01:13:16,955 --> 01:13:18,957
I was born into royalty.

1316
01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:23,753
I learned from a young age
that gold is power.

1317
01:13:24,671 --> 01:13:28,007
So, I set my sights
on expanding my fortune

1318
01:13:28,091 --> 01:13:30,009
and let nothing stand in my way.

1319
01:13:31,261 --> 01:13:32,887
My subjects were loyal…

1320
01:13:35,265 --> 01:13:38,476
…and worked tirelessly year after year.

1321
01:13:40,645 --> 01:13:43,731
My daughters were married
to the finest families,

1322
01:13:43,815 --> 01:13:45,984
to expand the kingdom's glory.

1323
01:13:48,862 --> 01:13:52,115
And my son,
I sent off to win treasure.

1324
01:13:55,952 --> 01:13:57,495
He came home a hero.

1325
01:13:59,456 --> 01:14:02,083
Soon, I had more gold, more land,

1326
01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:05,795
and more monuments
than any lord who had come before me.

1327
01:14:07,505 --> 01:14:08,381
And yet,

1328
01:14:09,132 --> 01:14:11,050
as I laid on my deathbed,

1329
01:14:11,134 --> 01:14:14,804
I awaited the parade
of loyal subjects and loving family.

1330
01:14:15,972 --> 01:14:17,223
But there was none.

1331
01:14:18,141 --> 01:14:21,519
With my last breath,
I cursed all who had forgotten me.

1332
01:14:22,562 --> 01:14:25,106
I arrived at the gates to the spirit world

1333
01:14:25,190 --> 01:14:27,817
and awaited
a great procession to welcome me.

1334
01:14:30,945 --> 01:14:32,530
I demand you open this!

1335
01:14:32,614 --> 01:14:35,825
Instead, the gods transformed me
into a Wish Dragon.

1336
01:14:36,743 --> 01:14:38,077
Not as a reward,

1337
01:14:38,161 --> 01:14:40,038
but as a punishment.

1338
01:14:40,121 --> 01:14:42,916
I was imprisoned
and sent down to Earth

1339
01:14:42,999 --> 01:14:46,753
to serve ten masters
and learn the true meaning of life.

1340
01:14:51,883 --> 01:14:53,176
And to be honest,

1341
01:14:53,259 --> 01:14:54,552
all these years,

1342
01:14:54,636 --> 01:14:56,304
all these masters,

1343
01:14:56,387 --> 01:14:57,972
I have been failing.

1344
01:15:00,141 --> 01:15:01,351
Until I met you.

1345
01:15:02,268 --> 01:15:06,022
I don't know the meaning of life.
But the things you care about,

1346
01:15:06,773 --> 01:15:08,566
your friends, your family,

1347
01:15:09,192 --> 01:15:11,861
are worth more
than anything I ever possessed.

1348
01:15:11,945 --> 01:15:14,906
And no amount of gold can ever buy that.

1349
01:15:19,869 --> 01:15:21,496
It's your wish, Din.

1350
01:15:22,372 --> 01:15:24,582
Make sure it's what you really want.

1351
01:15:27,377 --> 01:15:28,253
I…

1352
01:15:29,128 --> 01:15:29,963
Din.

1353
01:15:30,046 --> 01:15:32,465
Mr. Wang? What are you doing here?

1354
01:15:32,549 --> 01:15:36,302
Please, give me that.
I don't have time for any more games.

1355
01:15:36,886 --> 01:15:38,388
They work for you?

1356
01:15:38,471 --> 01:15:41,140
No one's going to get hurt,
but I need those--

1357
01:15:41,891 --> 01:15:43,726
[intense music plays]

1358
01:15:47,146 --> 01:15:48,189
Long!

1359
01:16:02,870 --> 01:16:04,372
Stay away from my friend.

1360
01:16:17,969 --> 01:16:19,804
Finally, I'm saved.

1361
01:16:20,346 --> 01:16:21,723
[Din grunts]

1362
01:16:21,806 --> 01:16:23,516
Ah!

1363
01:16:26,644 --> 01:16:29,272
What's wrong with you?
I told you not to hurt the kid.

1364
01:16:29,355 --> 01:16:32,442
I've been bowing to others my entire life.

1365
01:16:33,109 --> 01:16:36,112
And now, everyone will bow to me.

1366
01:16:37,322 --> 01:16:39,198
No! No! No! No!

1367
01:16:39,282 --> 01:16:42,035
[Mr. Wang yelling]

1368
01:16:42,118 --> 01:16:43,161
[loud clattering]

1369
01:16:44,954 --> 01:16:47,749
-Mr. Wang.
-[bald man] Dragon, I summon you.

1370
01:16:49,959 --> 01:16:51,085
Din, Din!

1371
01:16:51,836 --> 01:16:53,087
I'm your master now.

1372
01:16:54,797 --> 01:16:56,591
And I know my first wish.

1373
01:16:56,674 --> 01:16:58,968
[ominous music plays]

1374
01:17:19,364 --> 01:17:20,198
[Li Na] Dad?

1375
01:17:20,698 --> 01:17:24,118
No! Oh, my God.
What happened to you?

1376
01:17:24,702 --> 01:17:26,704
-Din!
-Get in the teapot.

1377
01:17:27,497 --> 01:17:28,373
Dad!

1378
01:17:29,207 --> 01:17:30,792
-Li Na.
-No, no, no.

1379
01:17:31,751 --> 01:17:34,295
Call an ambulance!
You're gonna be okay.

1380
01:17:34,379 --> 01:17:36,422
Li Na, listen to me.

1381
01:17:37,465 --> 01:17:38,466
I'm sorry.

1382
01:17:39,258 --> 01:17:43,471
I tried to save it,
but the business is bankrupt.

1383
01:17:45,682 --> 01:17:48,101
I wanted you to have everything.

1384
01:17:49,102 --> 01:17:52,522
And now, I've left you with nothing.

1385
01:17:53,106 --> 01:17:53,940
No.

1386
01:17:54,607 --> 01:17:56,359
I never needed any of that.

1387
01:17:57,110 --> 01:18:00,154
All I ever wanted was my dad.

1388
01:18:01,531 --> 01:18:03,533
All I wanted was you.

1389
01:18:08,121 --> 01:18:09,622
[tires screeching]

1390
01:18:30,393 --> 01:18:32,562
One touch and you're done, kid.

1391
01:18:45,241 --> 01:18:47,994
Yeah, get him, boss. Touch him.
Touch him good.

1392
01:18:51,205 --> 01:18:52,206
Ooh, sparks.

1393
01:18:59,088 --> 01:19:00,339
Long, I summon you.

1394
01:19:01,424 --> 01:19:02,300
Din!

1395
01:19:04,635 --> 01:19:05,470
Ooh!

1396
01:19:06,471 --> 01:19:07,972
Ah! Whoa!

1397
01:19:08,055 --> 01:19:10,266
Uh, dragon guy? I summon you.

1398
01:19:11,517 --> 01:19:12,477
Din! Din?

1399
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:14,228
-[Din yells]
-Din!

1400
01:19:14,312 --> 01:19:17,398
I wish for enough puppies
to open a pet store.

1401
01:19:17,482 --> 01:19:18,316
Puppies?

1402
01:19:18,399 --> 01:19:19,442
Yes, puppies!

1403
01:19:19,525 --> 01:19:20,610
It shall be so!

1404
01:19:22,445 --> 01:19:23,988
[puppies barking]

1405
01:19:25,156 --> 01:19:27,700
Hey, little fella! I'll name you Teddy.

1406
01:19:27,784 --> 01:19:29,202
No, bad Teddy! Bad boy!

1407
01:19:30,203 --> 01:19:31,704
[yelling]

1408
01:19:37,251 --> 01:19:39,212
Hey, boss! I got the teapot!

1409
01:19:39,295 --> 01:19:41,130
Don't let the boy get it!

1410
01:19:41,214 --> 01:19:45,760
-Help us! Summon the dragon!
-Wish for something! A gun, anything!

1411
01:19:45,843 --> 01:19:48,304
Wish? Dragon? Summon?

1412
01:19:50,264 --> 01:19:51,474
-Dragon guy.
-Huh?

1413
01:19:51,557 --> 01:19:53,100
I wish I had longer legs.

1414
01:19:53,643 --> 01:19:55,686
Um, okay.

1415
01:19:56,687 --> 01:19:57,814
Are you joking?

1416
01:19:57,897 --> 01:19:59,982
[metal groaning]

1417
01:20:04,987 --> 01:20:06,614
[bald man yelling]

1418
01:20:11,828 --> 01:20:13,371
[both] I summon you!

1419
01:20:19,001 --> 01:20:21,170
I command you
to throw this kid off.

1420
01:20:21,254 --> 01:20:25,466
I cannot intervene. You're not my master
until you have sole possession.

1421
01:20:28,302 --> 01:20:29,971
-Let it go.
-No.

1422
01:20:30,054 --> 01:20:31,097
Let it go!

1423
01:20:36,102 --> 01:20:38,229
Long, Long, I can't see you!

1424
01:20:38,312 --> 01:20:41,899
There's no need to die tonight, kid.
Come work for me.

1425
01:20:41,983 --> 01:20:44,235
I'll give you all the gold you want.

1426
01:20:44,318 --> 01:20:47,613
-We're both wishing for the same thing.
-No.

1427
01:20:47,697 --> 01:20:48,698
No, we're not.

1428
01:20:49,699 --> 01:20:50,783
I don't need gold.

1429
01:20:51,450 --> 01:20:53,995
I have something
more important to wish for.

1430
01:20:55,621 --> 01:20:56,455
Din.

1431
01:20:56,539 --> 01:20:57,957
I need that teapot.

1432
01:21:08,009 --> 01:21:11,512
Well, at least you'll make
a good statue in my office.

1433
01:21:12,305 --> 01:21:14,056
[music swells dramatically]

1434
01:21:14,140 --> 01:21:15,933
[music fades away]

1435
01:21:33,034 --> 01:21:33,993
No!

1436
01:21:36,537 --> 01:21:37,580
Long?

1437
01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:42,126
Long, no!

1438
01:21:42,209 --> 01:21:43,044
No!

1439
01:22:08,653 --> 01:22:09,612
[muffled] Long!

1440
01:22:18,204 --> 01:22:20,206
Long!

1441
01:22:28,506 --> 01:22:30,508
[solemn choir music plays]

1442
01:22:33,177 --> 01:22:35,179
[panting]

1443
01:22:37,890 --> 01:22:39,892
[crying]

1444
01:23:01,247 --> 01:23:02,123
[gasps] Din!

1445
01:23:04,083 --> 01:23:04,917
Din.

1446
01:23:06,168 --> 01:23:07,211
What's happening?

1447
01:23:10,673 --> 01:23:12,258
Welcome, LongZhu.

1448
01:23:12,842 --> 01:23:15,845
-What's going on? Where am I?
-Congratulations.

1449
01:23:16,721 --> 01:23:19,515
Your service as a Wish Dragon is complete.

1450
01:23:19,598 --> 01:23:23,519
Complete? I haven't finished.
I haven't finished my tenth master.

1451
01:23:23,602 --> 01:23:26,480
You have put the needs of another
before yourself

1452
01:23:26,564 --> 01:23:29,984
and shown us that you understand
the meaning of life.

1453
01:23:30,067 --> 01:23:33,237
You are now free
to enter the spirit world.

1454
01:23:37,241 --> 01:23:40,286
-[popping]
-[jaunty, festive music plays]

1455
01:23:42,872 --> 01:23:43,914
Is that a…

1456
01:23:45,207 --> 01:23:46,125
parade?

1457
01:23:46,709 --> 01:23:47,960
In your honor.

1458
01:23:48,753 --> 01:23:51,005
[solemn choir music]

1459
01:23:51,088 --> 01:23:53,340
No, I can't! I have to go back.

1460
01:23:53,924 --> 01:23:54,759
Back?

1461
01:23:54,842 --> 01:23:57,678
Turn me back into a Wish Dragon!
I have one more wish to grant.

1462
01:23:57,762 --> 01:24:00,514
Ridiculous. The laws of heaven forbid it.

1463
01:24:00,598 --> 01:24:02,808
You're ridiculous!
Old man in a skirt.

1464
01:24:02,892 --> 01:24:04,435
-This isn't a skirt!
-Send me back!

1465
01:24:05,186 --> 01:24:06,687
[rapidly strumming]

1466
01:24:07,772 --> 01:24:09,148
[discordant notes]

1467
01:24:09,231 --> 01:24:12,151
You dare reject the will of the gods?

1468
01:24:12,234 --> 01:24:15,446
Fine. If you're not gonna
send me back, I'll go myself!

1469
01:24:16,864 --> 01:24:18,449
-Stop that!
-Stupid clouds.

1470
01:24:18,532 --> 01:24:20,326
Stop… stop that this instant!

1471
01:24:20,409 --> 01:24:22,036
Ah! My friend needs me.

1472
01:24:22,953 --> 01:24:23,996
Fine!

1473
01:24:24,497 --> 01:24:26,457
We will permit you to return.

1474
01:24:27,249 --> 01:24:29,668
But only under one condition.

1475
01:24:44,016 --> 01:24:46,018
[rumbling]

1476
01:24:52,983 --> 01:24:53,818
Long!

1477
01:25:00,991 --> 01:25:02,201
Your final wish,

1478
01:25:03,285 --> 01:25:04,495
great master.

1479
01:25:10,876 --> 01:25:12,002
I wish…

1480
01:25:12,086 --> 01:25:14,088
[triumphant music swells]

1481
01:25:35,025 --> 01:25:36,110
[gasps]

1482
01:25:36,193 --> 01:25:37,945
Dad? Dad!

1483
01:26:05,306 --> 01:26:08,058
[barking]

1484
01:26:08,142 --> 01:26:12,021
There you are, Maurice.
Here we got Pocket and Mr. Pants.

1485
01:26:12,104 --> 01:26:14,940
And all 234.

1486
01:26:15,024 --> 01:26:16,901
Wow, nice puppies.

1487
01:26:19,236 --> 01:26:20,237
Nice legs.

1488
01:26:20,863 --> 01:26:22,865
-Thanks. Toodles.
-Bye!

1489
01:26:25,534 --> 01:26:27,036
[somber music plays]

1490
01:26:40,132 --> 01:26:41,675
Din, I…

1491
01:26:41,759 --> 01:26:46,263
When I said that you needed
to be more realistic, I didn't mean that--

1492
01:26:48,265 --> 01:26:49,225
It's okay, Mom.

1493
01:26:53,395 --> 01:26:54,230
I…

1494
01:26:54,939 --> 01:26:57,524
I'm sorry I can't give you a better life.

1495
01:26:58,651 --> 01:27:00,277
You've given me a lot, Mom.

1496
01:27:01,362 --> 01:27:02,947
Everything that matters.

1497
01:27:05,324 --> 01:27:06,533
[laughs, cries]

1498
01:27:06,617 --> 01:27:07,534
Well…

1499
01:27:08,035 --> 01:27:11,038
it's late and, uh, we should have dinner.

1500
01:27:11,121 --> 01:27:12,665
-Here.
-[knocking at door]

1501
01:27:14,875 --> 01:27:15,876
Mr. Wang?

1502
01:27:16,335 --> 01:27:18,837
-What are you doing?
-Is Din all right?

1503
01:27:20,339 --> 01:27:22,883
Din, what trouble have you started now?

1504
01:27:22,967 --> 01:27:24,635
No, no. No trouble at all.

1505
01:27:24,718 --> 01:27:27,179
I just came to apologize.

1506
01:27:28,514 --> 01:27:29,765
I know what you did.

1507
01:27:30,349 --> 01:27:31,308
Thank you.

1508
01:27:34,812 --> 01:27:37,731
Ah, well, where are my manners?
Sit, sit, sit!

1509
01:27:37,815 --> 01:27:40,150
-We were about to have dinner.
-You don't have to.

1510
01:27:40,234 --> 01:27:42,569
Nonsense. Nonsense. It's my pleasure.

1511
01:27:42,653 --> 01:27:47,199
And besides, we haven't had guests
in, well, a couple hours!

1512
01:27:49,743 --> 01:27:52,246
They're much too young
to be holding hands.

1513
01:27:52,329 --> 01:27:53,455
[all] Shut up!

1514
01:27:53,539 --> 01:27:57,167
Here, you look like you could use
a good, home-cooked meal.

1515
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:03,007
This is the most delicious soup
I've ever tasted.

1516
01:28:05,092 --> 01:28:07,094
[upbeat, joyful music plays]

1517
01:28:09,513 --> 01:28:10,514
[Mr. Wang] Na Na!

1518
01:28:11,140 --> 01:28:15,519
Na Na! Well, what do you think?
It's too much, isn't it? I'll get another.

1519
01:28:15,602 --> 01:28:18,397
It's great, Dad.
Put it up in the front window.

1520
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:20,858
-Yes! By tomorrow or no deal.
-Hi.

1521
01:28:20,941 --> 01:28:22,067
[yelping]

1522
01:28:22,151 --> 01:28:25,321
Okay, hurry up with those dumplings.
You, step aside.

1523
01:28:25,404 --> 01:28:26,613
[slurps, grunts]

1524
01:28:27,948 --> 01:28:28,949
Good job.

1525
01:28:29,033 --> 01:28:31,035
Din! Hello? Where are the teacups?

1526
01:28:31,118 --> 01:28:33,412
-We open in ten minutes.
-I'm on it.

1527
01:28:34,288 --> 01:28:35,164
Teacups.

1528
01:28:35,831 --> 01:28:37,666
Teacups, teacups, teacups.

1529
01:28:37,750 --> 01:28:38,834
[rattling]

1530
01:28:38,917 --> 01:28:41,837
[mysterious music plays]

1531
01:28:52,556 --> 01:28:53,432
Long?

1532
01:28:54,141 --> 01:28:56,310
Greetings, great master.

1533
01:28:56,393 --> 01:28:57,853
Oh, a peasant child.

1534
01:28:57,936 --> 01:29:02,024
Long, what are you doing?
You're supposed to be in the spirit world.

1535
01:29:02,107 --> 01:29:06,570
Yeah, uh, about that,
uh, things got a little complicated.

1536
01:29:06,653 --> 01:29:08,030
So, I'm back!

1537
01:29:08,697 --> 01:29:12,451
Back? To serve another ten masters?

1538
01:29:13,118 --> 01:29:14,203
You guessed it.

1539
01:29:14,286 --> 01:29:18,874
But, you've been waiting 1,000 years
just to get through those gates.

1540
01:29:18,957 --> 01:29:23,712
I know, there was a parade and everything,
but… you had one more wish.

1541
01:29:24,588 --> 01:29:25,798
It was the only way.

1542
01:29:27,549 --> 01:29:30,177
You gave all that up for me?

1543
01:29:31,637 --> 01:29:32,846
This is what I want.

1544
01:29:33,472 --> 01:29:37,684
For the first time, it feels like
I have a little wisdom to offer.

1545
01:29:37,768 --> 01:29:40,104
Maybe make a difference down here.

1546
01:29:43,899 --> 01:29:46,318
Besides, there are no shrimp chips there,

1547
01:29:46,402 --> 01:29:49,655
and I still haven't ridden
in one of those metal birds,

1548
01:29:49,738 --> 01:29:53,158
and no air conditioning.
No air conditioning in heaven!

1549
01:29:53,242 --> 01:29:54,910
There's actually plenty of--

1550
01:30:00,749 --> 01:30:01,750
Thank you, Long.

1551
01:30:03,669 --> 01:30:04,503
Thank you.

1552
01:30:08,715 --> 01:30:11,677
Din, why is there
a pile of broken teacups in the--

1553
01:30:15,889 --> 01:30:17,808
Know what? I don't want to know.

1554
01:30:23,313 --> 01:30:24,481
Okay, Din, let go.

1555
01:30:25,524 --> 01:30:26,483
Let go, Din.

1556
01:30:27,067 --> 01:30:29,069
[bright, upbeat music plays]

1557
01:30:33,824 --> 01:30:34,992
See you soon, Long.

1558
01:30:44,751 --> 01:30:46,462
I am a god.

1559
01:30:46,545 --> 01:30:48,755
[laughing]

1560
01:30:50,466 --> 01:30:53,218
What are you looking at?
A god, that's what.

1561
01:31:09,943 --> 01:31:13,947
["Free Smiles" by Tia Ray
and Far East Movement plays]

1562
01:31:17,618 --> 01:31:20,537
♪ All that I could want
I got right here ♪

1563
01:31:21,497 --> 01:31:23,332
♪ What would I make a wish ♪

1564
01:31:23,415 --> 01:31:25,292
♪ I don't want more than this ♪

1565
01:31:25,375 --> 01:31:28,212
♪ Everything about you is topsy ♪

1566
01:31:29,171 --> 01:31:32,591
♪ Boy, you are the world
Every last diamond and pearl ♪

1567
01:31:32,674 --> 01:31:34,676
[singing in Chinese]

1568
01:31:47,773 --> 01:31:51,318
[in English]
♪ I can't stop singing, singing ♪

1569
01:31:51,401 --> 01:31:54,988
♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪

1570
01:31:55,072 --> 01:31:58,450
♪ All the best things are free
Smile don't cost a thing ♪

1571
01:31:59,034 --> 01:32:02,871
♪ Can't put a price tag on a feeling ♪

1572
01:32:03,789 --> 01:32:05,791
[singing in Chinese]

1573
01:32:18,679 --> 01:32:23,183
[in English] ♪ Go ahead and move me
Clap your hands and feel the beat ♪

1574
01:32:23,267 --> 01:32:26,770
♪ Do, do, do your thing
Like I got nowhere to be ♪

1575
01:32:26,853 --> 01:32:30,315
♪ You, you, you and me
We got more than any king ♪

1576
01:32:30,399 --> 01:32:33,777
♪ Got a priceless energy
Taking over me ♪

1577
01:32:33,860 --> 01:32:37,531
♪ And I can't stop singing, singing ♪

1578
01:32:37,614 --> 01:32:41,201
♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪

1579
01:32:41,285 --> 01:32:44,788
♪ All the best things are free
Smile don't cost a thing ♪

1580
01:32:44,871 --> 01:32:49,418
♪ Can't put a price tag on that feeling ♪

1581
01:32:49,501 --> 01:32:50,919
[vocalizing]

1582
01:32:51,003 --> 01:32:52,004
[song ends]

1583
01:32:52,087 --> 01:32:54,089
[pensive instrumental music plays]