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‎NETFLIX 出品

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎你不知道我是誰嗎？

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‎我命令你開門

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‎大家跟著我寫

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‎一筆一畫，就像這樣

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‎（龍）

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‎好，把紙舉起來

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‎還有鱗片、草、雲

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‎老師好蠢，蠢死了

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‎-嗨，媽
‎-嗨，親愛的

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‎嗨，爸

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‎你來了，餓不餓？要吃點心嗎？

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‎爸

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‎-妳學了什麼？
‎-我們學了龍的事

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‎-你媽把你忘了，她不…
‎-吉米，好了，沒禮貌

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‎他們就母子兩人，媽媽很盡心了

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‎我是麗娜

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‎我是丁思齊

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‎你可以跟我一起走路回家

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‎我爸老是遲到

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‎我會逮到你

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‎-哪一隻？
‎-這隻

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‎飛吧，呆呆！

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‎我晚點再打給你

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‎不對，妳得先用上面乘以下面

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‎過來，小猴子，上來

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‎再見，思齊

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‎好燙！

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‎（麗娜，丁思齊）

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‎（呆呆，9月5日至6月18日）

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‎-妳遲到了
‎-我知道，我得拿風箏

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‎好，鱗片、溜冰鞋

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‎準備放帥氣的龍風箏

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‎飛不起來

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‎說好了

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‎我們要永遠當好朋友

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‎永遠的朋友

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‎年復一年

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‎誓言永不變

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‎-來吧，該走了
‎-爸，我們說…

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‎麗娜，我們討論過這件事了

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‎我得走了，思齊

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‎可是我把我們的風箏修好了

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‎來吧，麗娜

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‎保重，孩子

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‎再見，思齊

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‎往前看，娜娜

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‎我們要去過更好的生活了

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‎我們得揮別這裡的日子

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‎好，下一個

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‎高學街235號

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‎-外送
‎-謝謝

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‎不客氣

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‎-外送，祝妳今天順心
‎-謝謝

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‎外送

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‎-謝謝
‎-不客氣

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‎-外送
‎-謝謝

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‎-外送
‎-謝謝

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‎魏章！

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‎思齊？小心點

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‎你在幹嘛？

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‎魏章，老兄

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‎喂，你騎車看路好嗎？

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‎你可以幫我拿班級作業嗎？

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‎你太常打工了吧
‎都兩星期沒來上課了

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‎我為了某件事得多賺點錢

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‎某件事？等等

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‎這跟那女生有關係嗎？

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‎什麼？才不是

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‎可能吧

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‎好啦，有，但今天是她的生日
‎我有個特別的計畫

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‎所以你能替我拿作業嗎？拜託

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‎我替你寫一星期的功課

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‎好吧

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‎謝謝魏章，你最棒了

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‎既聰明又蠢爆

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‎最後一個外送了

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‎哈囉？

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‎哈囉

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‎有人點生煎包嗎？

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‎-哈囉？
‎-進來

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‎鎖住了

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‎我知道

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‎那我就…

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‎繞過去吧

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‎你有點生煎包嗎？

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‎我是神

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‎好喔

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‎但你有沒有叫…

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‎我選上你，因為你心地純潔

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‎我盡量友善啦

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‎維持五顆星評價

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‎您是付現嗎？

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‎拿去

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‎你需要的一切都在裡面了

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‎其實我要收7.35元…

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‎你膽敢違抗神旨？

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‎算是…

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‎敢？

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‎這樣吧，這單算我的，好嗎？

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‎我真的得走了

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‎謝謝你的茶壺，祝你一天順心

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‎等等，烏醋

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‎謝謝

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‎沒有烏醋就不對味了

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‎你不是還要去別的地方嗎？

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‎等等，五點了？

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‎我怎麼待在這裡一個小時了？
‎我得走了

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‎別關門，拜託，別關門

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‎（食速）

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‎（諾曼尼，高級西服）

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‎小鬼，你實際點吧

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‎（窮光蛋，高級西服）

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‎等等！

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‎好，謝謝你

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‎-陳叔叔
‎-你媽在找你

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‎我知道…

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‎澆水…

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‎D7，將軍

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‎（麗娜，丁思齊）

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‎今晚見

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‎我說：“不喜歡大蒜，就吃別的”

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‎“比方餐巾紙”

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‎媽，妳要的東西我買回來了

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‎看看誰來了，你遲到了

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‎又來了

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‎跟平常一樣
‎我跟同學留下來開讀書會

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‎等等

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‎吃吧，這樣才會聰明

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‎謝謝，我拿進去配微積分吃

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‎看看他，長大了，認真讀書

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‎小丁上大學了，妳相信嗎？

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‎-我兒子也這麼用功就好了
‎-你真乖

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‎我盡力囉

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‎-我要去拿…
‎-孩子，我真替你高興

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‎你的未來都有保障了

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‎-穩定的工作、高薪
‎-閃亮的新冰箱

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‎-好車
‎-還有平板電視，大台的！

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‎好了，別再讓他分心了

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‎-他要念書
‎-思齊，我馬上過去

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‎對，我的功課好多，我最好先來做…

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‎作業在這裡

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‎老師說如果你這學期
‎連一堂課都不來上

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‎他就會把你當掉

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‎丁媽媽

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‎就算你期末又考得很好

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‎也一樣

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‎對不起

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‎我就知道！

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‎你一直在翹課，一直騙媽媽

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‎你都做什麼去了？

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‎在網咖閒逛？

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‎-真是的
‎-太不乖了

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‎少幫倒忙

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‎-聽著
‎-你為什麼要這樣？

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‎你是好學生，這可是關係到你的前途

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‎-這是真的，大學文憑沒了
‎-少幫倒忙

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‎-我只是…
‎-什麼？

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‎我只是去兼差

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‎兼差？

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‎你只有一個工作，那就是讀書

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‎-我知道，但是…
‎-還可是！

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‎還有什麼比用功更重要？

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‎沒有，媽

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‎沒有

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‎-這下有看頭了
‎-他說什麼？我都聽不到

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‎-少幫倒忙
‎-少幫倒忙

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‎思齊，我知道我對你很嚴厲…

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‎媽，妳說得對

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‎妳說得對

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‎在這裡面嗎？

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‎不可能

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‎-我們到底在找什麼？
‎-一個茶壺

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‎開門

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‎各位，晚安

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‎這裡禁止進入

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‎需要幫忙嗎？

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‎我想你幫得上忙

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‎站住，給我站住

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‎把手放在我看得到的地方

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‎恐怕沒辦法

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‎-你先上
‎-好的

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‎-你被逮補了
‎-等一下

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‎我晚點再補

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‎哎呀，她又遲到了

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‎好

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‎這是什麼？那個舊茶壺

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‎好吧

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‎看看是誰決定要出現了

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‎開始不把我當一回事了？

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‎我開玩笑的…

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‎妳覺得這套西裝怎麼樣？

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‎還夠格混進
‎大明星王麗娜的生日趴嗎？

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‎很好

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‎我也這麼覺得

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‎好，丁思齊，明天是大日子

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‎我要怎麼做？我要說什麼？

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‎生日快樂，我是妳的死黨，思齊

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‎不…太強烈了

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‎晚安，麗娜

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‎我能親吻妳的手嗎？

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‎少怪裡怪氣了，丁思齊

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‎好啊，跟妳跳舞沒問題

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‎妳看起來有點眼熟

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‎麗娜，我有禮物要送妳
‎妳還是喜歡風箏吧？

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‎我在說什麼？她當然還是喜歡風箏

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‎好，冷靜點

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‎誠懇點

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‎麗娜，生日快樂

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‎我只想說

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‎好久不見

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‎我想念妳

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‎什麼？

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‎糟糕，天啊

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‎等等，我可以補救，拜託

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‎我到底在想什麼？

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‎不要！

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‎（高塔，奢華生活）

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‎我看起來就像個神經病

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‎只是…

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‎我不知道還能怎麼辦

223
00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:32,197
‎我的人生都被決定好了

224
00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:34,657
‎我盡力做到最好

225
00:17:34,741 --> 00:17:36,910
‎讓大家驕傲，可是…

226
00:17:36,993 --> 00:17:40,955
‎我一直都覺得少了些什麼

227
00:17:45,502 --> 00:17:46,711
‎我只希望

228
00:17:49,506 --> 00:17:52,467
‎我只希望我能遵守約定

229
00:17:56,846 --> 00:17:57,722
‎茶好了

230
00:17:58,306 --> 00:18:00,308
‎等等，什麼？茶好了？

231
00:18:06,648 --> 00:18:08,691
‎這…

232
00:18:11,444 --> 00:18:13,655
‎偉大的主人好

233
00:18:13,738 --> 00:18:17,659
‎天庭已開啟，你的願望將實現

234
00:18:17,742 --> 00:18:22,664
‎因為吾乃神龍

235
00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:28,545
‎鄉下小子啊

236
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:29,712
‎這下簡單了

237
00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:33,550
‎聽著，我知道你在想什麼

238
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:38,680
‎“我是不是看走眼了？
‎超級強大的魔法許願神龍！”

239
00:18:38,763 --> 00:18:39,973
‎“這是真的嗎？”

240
00:18:40,056 --> 00:18:41,474
‎“魔法是真的嗎？”

241
00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:43,268
‎沒錯

242
00:18:43,852 --> 00:18:44,727
‎是真的

243
00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:48,898
‎這件事說清楚了，切入正題吧

244
00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:52,944
‎我死了嗎？

245
00:18:53,444 --> 00:18:55,196
‎奶奶，思齊來了

246
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,366
‎-我從屋頂掉下來，我來找妳了
‎-不…

247
00:18:58,449 --> 00:19:00,076
‎沒有，你還活跳跳的

248
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,495
‎我是魔法許願神龍

249
00:19:02,579 --> 00:19:05,874
‎我會實現茶壺主人的三個願望

250
00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:08,376
‎而你是我的主人

251
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,170
‎所以快許願吧

252
00:19:12,755 --> 00:19:16,092
‎好，我被騙倒了
‎隱藏攝影機在哪裡？

253
00:19:16,176 --> 00:19:18,011
‎-好笑，各位
‎-笑話？

254
00:19:18,094 --> 00:19:21,598
‎-這是全像投影嗎？
‎-我向你保證不是

255
00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:27,478
‎你想要純金打造的盔甲嗎？

256
00:19:27,562 --> 00:19:28,813
‎沒問題

257
00:19:28,897 --> 00:19:31,149
‎你想要千人之力嗎？

258
00:19:31,983 --> 00:19:33,151
‎沒問題

259
00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:35,945
‎全世界最高級的馬車？

260
00:19:37,071 --> 00:19:37,947
‎是你的了

261
00:19:38,031 --> 00:19:39,490
‎老鷹的翅膀

262
00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:44,204
‎或長頸鹿的腿
‎居高臨下的感覺不賴吧？

263
00:19:44,287 --> 00:19:45,371
‎別的也行

264
00:19:46,998 --> 00:19:49,042
‎就看你想要什麼

265
00:19:51,169 --> 00:19:55,298
‎我想開一家賣動物的地方

266
00:19:55,381 --> 00:19:56,799
‎就是寵物店之類的

267
00:19:56,883 --> 00:19:59,552
‎你要賣鬆獅犬嗎？那種狗很棒

268
00:19:59,636 --> 00:20:03,348
‎沒找到茶壺，誰都別想賣東西

269
00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:06,643
‎每次我想閒聊

270
00:20:06,726 --> 00:20:07,727
‎你們就給我難看

271
00:20:12,273 --> 00:20:14,484
‎所以你是許願神龍？

272
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:15,443
‎對

273
00:20:16,152 --> 00:20:17,737
‎我可以許幾個願望？

274
00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,322
‎你可以許三個願望

275
00:20:21,908 --> 00:20:23,576
‎你是怎麼塞進這茶壺的？

276
00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:26,120
‎靠魔法，這是魔法茶壺

277
00:20:26,204 --> 00:20:27,956
‎好小，你幾歲？

278
00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:30,083
‎-不重要…
‎-你從哪來的？

279
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,210
‎-你只需要知道…
‎-你的手臂好小

280
00:20:32,293 --> 00:20:34,337
‎你怎麼是粉紅色？應該是綠色吧

281
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,381
‎你的臉好軟，我想摸

282
00:20:36,464 --> 00:20:38,007
‎你會噴火嗎？

283
00:20:42,053 --> 00:20:43,638
‎聽著，鄉下小子

284
00:20:43,721 --> 00:20:45,932
‎我沒空回答你的問題

285
00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:47,684
‎也不是來跟你當朋友的

286
00:20:48,268 --> 00:20:50,103
‎當我朋友可沒這麼容易

287
00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:52,563
‎老實說你表現得也不怎麼樣

288
00:20:53,606 --> 00:20:54,607
‎聽好了

289
00:20:54,691 --> 00:20:56,943
‎每條許願神龍都得服侍十個主人

290
00:20:57,026 --> 00:21:00,071
‎才能自由進入靈界

291
00:21:00,154 --> 00:21:02,532
‎你是最後一個了

292
00:21:02,615 --> 00:21:07,578
‎我困在這茶壺裡一千年了

293
00:21:07,662 --> 00:21:10,456
‎所以我們能愈快搞定這件事愈好

294
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,166
‎我說得夠清楚了嗎？

295
00:21:20,008 --> 00:21:22,093
‎很抱歉，年輕人

296
00:21:22,176 --> 00:21:24,387
‎但我需要那個茶壺

297
00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:27,307
‎我想這茶壺是他的

298
00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:29,350
‎只有茶壺的主人才看得到我

299
00:21:31,269 --> 00:21:33,896
‎那他一定不會懷念茶壺的

300
00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:37,692
‎門都沒有，這是我找到的

301
00:21:57,462 --> 00:21:58,463
‎不妙了

302
00:21:58,546 --> 00:21:59,881
‎真希望我會功夫

303
00:22:05,470 --> 00:22:06,304
‎過來

304
00:22:07,805 --> 00:22:09,891
‎這茶壺真不錯

305
00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:27,658
‎搞什麼

306
00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:35,208
‎沒有，我不是這個意思

307
00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:36,501
‎我收回

308
00:22:37,377 --> 00:22:38,336
‎給我

309
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:41,464
‎茶壺

310
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,385
‎快把茶壺給我

311
00:22:56,646 --> 00:22:58,022
‎我踹破一道門！

312
00:23:02,193 --> 00:23:03,569
‎給我，這是我的

313
00:23:12,036 --> 00:23:13,329
‎你這個臭小子

314
00:23:26,717 --> 00:23:28,177
‎沒人在家

315
00:23:32,348 --> 00:23:33,224
‎夠了

316
00:23:34,142 --> 00:23:35,768
‎我不客氣了

317
00:23:53,870 --> 00:23:58,374
‎你是說兩個大男人打不過一個少年？

318
00:23:58,458 --> 00:24:00,751
‎-老闆…
‎-其實是三個男人

319
00:24:00,835 --> 00:24:02,753
‎-兩個半
‎-你真該看看他的樣子

320
00:24:02,837 --> 00:24:05,756
‎他一分鐘能出一千拳，到處飛踢

321
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,217
‎我沒看過這麼多隻手腳

322
00:24:09,218 --> 00:24:10,344
‎情況不妙

323
00:24:10,428 --> 00:24:12,805
‎那男孩知道那是什麼

324
00:24:12,889 --> 00:24:15,183
‎我能請教一下

325
00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:17,059
‎他拿的到底是什麼？

326
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,187
‎不關你的事

327
00:24:19,270 --> 00:24:20,938
‎我是花錢請你去找茶壺

328
00:24:21,022 --> 00:24:22,356
‎你關心這件事就好

329
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,691
‎你一毛都還沒付

330
00:24:23,774 --> 00:24:25,818
‎等我拿到茶壺就會給錢

331
00:24:25,902 --> 00:24:27,653
‎讓你數錢數到手軟

332
00:24:27,737 --> 00:24:28,863
‎明白嗎？

333
00:24:29,489 --> 00:24:31,574
‎原諒我們辦事不力

334
00:24:32,116 --> 00:24:34,452
‎但那男孩留了一樣東西下來

335
00:24:34,535 --> 00:24:37,455
‎我們遲早會找到他的

336
00:24:44,086 --> 00:24:45,171
‎思齊，快起來

337
00:24:45,254 --> 00:24:47,423
‎在臉上踹一腳怎麼樣？

338
00:24:47,965 --> 00:24:48,799
‎我叫你起來

339
00:24:53,387 --> 00:24:54,764
‎早餐在桌上

340
00:24:55,973 --> 00:24:56,849
‎謝謝媽

341
00:24:58,267 --> 00:24:59,810
‎好誇張的夢

342
00:25:11,322 --> 00:25:12,281
‎思齊

343
00:25:12,365 --> 00:25:13,616
‎我今晚要加班

344
00:25:18,246 --> 00:25:20,081
‎所以晚餐吃剩菜，好嗎？

345
00:25:23,834 --> 00:25:24,752
‎好吃

346
00:25:26,754 --> 00:25:28,589
‎晚餐吃剩菜

347
00:25:29,215 --> 00:25:30,091
‎好

348
00:25:30,967 --> 00:25:32,343
‎吃剩菜

349
00:25:35,721 --> 00:25:36,556
‎哎呀

350
00:25:38,099 --> 00:25:39,767
‎爛鞋

351
00:25:41,644 --> 00:25:44,272
‎媽，如果妳能許願

352
00:25:44,355 --> 00:25:45,523
‎妳會許什麼願望？

353
00:25:46,107 --> 00:25:48,568
‎思齊，你問這種傻問題幹嘛？

354
00:25:48,651 --> 00:25:51,070
‎-快吃
‎-好，但我說真的，媽

355
00:25:51,153 --> 00:25:53,447
‎如果妳能許願

356
00:25:53,531 --> 00:25:55,658
‎-妳要鄉下的大房子？
‎-思齊

357
00:25:55,741 --> 00:25:57,493
‎我們昨天討論過了

358
00:25:57,577 --> 00:26:00,288
‎我希望你專注在前途上

359
00:26:00,371 --> 00:26:01,789
‎這就是我的願望

360
00:26:04,166 --> 00:26:07,753
‎我這輩子沒有這麼專注在前途上過

361
00:26:08,504 --> 00:26:09,338
‎很好

362
00:26:09,839 --> 00:26:11,090
‎快點，你要遲到了

363
00:26:12,425 --> 00:26:14,468
‎那是什麼表情？我看過這種表情

364
00:26:14,552 --> 00:26:15,970
‎我哪有什麼表情？

365
00:26:16,053 --> 00:26:18,598
‎快去上學，別再打餿主意了

366
00:26:29,066 --> 00:26:30,151
‎哈囉？

367
00:26:30,234 --> 00:26:31,402
‎龍兒？

368
00:26:31,485 --> 00:26:32,570
‎你在裡面嗎？

369
00:26:35,364 --> 00:26:37,033
‎做得好，鄉下小子

370
00:26:37,116 --> 00:26:38,743
‎搞定一個願望，剩下兩個

371
00:26:38,826 --> 00:26:40,369
‎午飯前就能搞定

372
00:26:40,453 --> 00:26:42,455
‎你把我怎麼了？我怎麼會功夫？

373
00:26:42,538 --> 00:26:46,208
‎不客氣，你希望你會打架
‎我就把你變功夫大師了

374
00:26:46,292 --> 00:26:48,753
‎我哪有許願…喂，不公平

375
00:26:48,836 --> 00:26:49,962
‎你說你希望啊

376
00:26:50,046 --> 00:26:51,797
‎就因為我說“希望”

377
00:26:51,881 --> 00:26:54,675
‎現在我就甩不掉這身功夫了？

378
00:26:55,551 --> 00:26:56,427
‎酷

379
00:26:56,510 --> 00:26:58,346
‎對，非常酷

380
00:26:58,846 --> 00:27:00,431
‎來處理第二個願望吧

381
00:27:00,514 --> 00:27:02,850
‎我要推薦經典排行冠軍

382
00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:05,436
‎一大堆黃金

383
00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:08,856
‎跟著我說，我希望我有…快說

384
00:27:08,939 --> 00:27:11,651
‎一大堆…怪了，你什麼都不說

385
00:27:11,734 --> 00:27:13,235
‎嘿，別催我

386
00:27:14,070 --> 00:27:15,738
‎你一定是征服派的

387
00:27:15,821 --> 00:27:17,865
‎我從你的眼中看到殺氣

388
00:27:17,948 --> 00:27:21,327
‎簡單，許願擁有個人軍隊就好

389
00:27:22,411 --> 00:27:23,913
‎我要一支軍隊幹嘛？

390
00:27:24,497 --> 00:27:26,374
‎你的頭腦很簡單吧

391
00:27:26,457 --> 00:27:29,210
‎別擔心，鄉下人絕對愛這個

392
00:27:30,461 --> 00:27:33,130
‎我能讓你跟你愛的人說話

393
00:27:33,214 --> 00:27:35,216
‎就算他們遠在中國的另一端

394
00:27:35,716 --> 00:27:39,095
‎我是你愛的人，我聽不到你說話
‎因為你太遙遠了

395
00:27:39,178 --> 00:27:41,514
‎這裡有一面牆，好，但怎麼回事…

396
00:27:41,597 --> 00:27:43,140
‎你是說手機嗎？

397
00:27:45,393 --> 00:27:46,977
‎這是什麼黑魔法？

398
00:27:47,061 --> 00:27:48,813
‎迷你管弦樂團在哪裡？

399
00:27:48,896 --> 00:27:51,148
‎他們是怎麼塞進這個小金屬盒的？

400
00:27:51,232 --> 00:27:53,776
‎兩個願望，我要什麼都行

401
00:27:54,402 --> 00:27:55,569
‎生日派對

402
00:27:55,653 --> 00:27:56,821
‎我知道我要什麼了

403
00:27:57,530 --> 00:27:58,739
‎等等，願望嗎？

404
00:27:58,823 --> 00:28:00,074
‎對…願望

405
00:28:00,783 --> 00:28:01,909
‎太好了

406
00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:11,627
‎一隻大鐵鳥？

407
00:28:12,962 --> 00:28:13,879
‎你在做什麼？

408
00:28:14,672 --> 00:28:16,882
‎騎我的魔法許願神龍啊，走！

409
00:28:18,843 --> 00:28:20,052
‎你在幹什麼？

410
00:28:20,136 --> 00:28:22,972
‎你不讓我騎你，我們就得搭公車

411
00:28:23,055 --> 00:28:23,889
‎“公車？”

412
00:28:23,973 --> 00:28:25,307
‎那是某種動物嗎？

413
00:28:25,391 --> 00:28:27,393
‎等等，你在那茶壺裡多久了？

414
00:28:27,476 --> 00:28:29,520
‎我不知道 ，現在還是清朝嗎？

415
00:28:30,354 --> 00:28:31,188
‎神龍

416
00:28:31,939 --> 00:28:33,482
‎你是怎麼進去的？

417
00:28:34,108 --> 00:28:36,652
‎鄉下人，我跟你說話的時候要理我

418
00:28:36,736 --> 00:28:38,863
‎那不是小小人，神龍，那是電視

419
00:28:40,072 --> 00:28:40,990
‎這是什麼？

420
00:28:42,116 --> 00:28:42,950
‎汽車

421
00:28:43,951 --> 00:28:45,745
‎展示戰利品？

422
00:28:47,037 --> 00:28:49,749
‎-這看不見的力量是什麼？
‎-玻璃

423
00:28:50,291 --> 00:28:51,917
‎-什麼目的？
‎-紅綠燈

424
00:28:52,001 --> 00:28:53,961
‎-搞什麼？
‎-冰淇淋

425
00:28:54,044 --> 00:28:55,671
‎-這是怎麼…
‎-電力

426
00:28:55,755 --> 00:28:58,048
‎-我知道這全都很神奇…
‎-神奇？

427
00:28:58,716 --> 00:29:00,634
‎等你像我活了這麼久

428
00:29:00,718 --> 00:29:02,970
‎天底下根本沒什麼新鮮…

429
00:29:04,096 --> 00:29:06,015
‎“蝦條”

430
00:29:06,098 --> 00:29:07,641
‎這絕對是鄉下人的食物

431
00:29:11,896 --> 00:29:13,481
‎太好吃了

432
00:29:14,857 --> 00:29:16,650
‎好，我們到了

433
00:29:16,734 --> 00:29:18,569
‎你現在到底要不要許願？

434
00:29:18,652 --> 00:29:20,738
‎我會許願…等我們到了就許

435
00:29:20,821 --> 00:29:21,655
‎去哪裡？

436
00:29:22,406 --> 00:29:24,116
‎萬里長城

437
00:29:25,117 --> 00:29:27,495
‎鋼鐵和玻璃打造的大戰車

438
00:29:27,578 --> 00:29:29,288
‎神龍，這是公車，來吧

439
00:29:29,371 --> 00:29:30,956
‎-讓開，老太太
‎-天啊

440
00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:35,544
‎小心腳步

441
00:29:35,628 --> 00:29:37,087
‎-小心
‎-謝謝，你真好心

442
00:29:39,465 --> 00:29:42,676
‎-不，一定有更好的辦法
‎-神龍，你在幹嘛？

443
00:29:45,054 --> 00:29:46,388
‎這還差不多

444
00:29:47,223 --> 00:29:49,016
‎神龍，你在幹嘛？

445
00:29:49,099 --> 00:29:50,810
‎安排私人馬車啊

446
00:29:50,893 --> 00:29:52,770
‎但我坐不起私人馬車

447
00:29:52,853 --> 00:29:55,439
‎所以我們才搭公車

448
00:29:55,523 --> 00:29:57,191
‎你是不是偷了我的錢？

449
00:29:58,067 --> 00:30:00,194
‎-這樣我們就搭不了直達車
‎-拿去

450
00:30:00,277 --> 00:30:01,862
‎這是哪來的？

451
00:30:01,946 --> 00:30:03,447
‎魔法啊

452
00:30:07,827 --> 00:30:09,620
‎我午餐吃太多了

453
00:30:11,205 --> 00:30:13,582
‎（計程車）

454
00:30:15,835 --> 00:30:17,336
‎這還差不多

455
00:30:23,342 --> 00:30:25,469
‎-這是什麼？
‎-塞車

456
00:30:25,553 --> 00:30:26,428
‎塞車

457
00:30:26,929 --> 00:30:28,639
‎那是什麼國定假日嗎？

458
00:30:30,057 --> 00:30:32,768
‎你是說每天…

459
00:30:32,852 --> 00:30:34,019
‎都…

460
00:30:34,728 --> 00:30:35,688
‎這樣？

461
00:30:41,402 --> 00:30:43,153
‎連太陽都動得比我們快

462
00:30:45,656 --> 00:30:47,366
‎這比我被困在茶壺裡還慘

463
00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:52,162
‎我趕不到了，我真希望塞車能…

464
00:30:52,246 --> 00:30:53,414
‎對，許願吧

465
00:30:53,497 --> 00:30:56,000
‎神龍，我才不要把願望浪費在塞車上

466
00:30:56,083 --> 00:30:58,335
‎聽著，思齊，你得使用…

467
00:30:59,169 --> 00:31:00,588
‎你得使用…

468
00:31:00,671 --> 00:31:01,505
‎你得…

469
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,466
‎你得使用…

470
00:31:05,259 --> 00:31:06,093
‎使用願望

471
00:31:06,176 --> 00:31:07,761
‎你這個臭農夫！

472
00:31:07,845 --> 00:31:09,638
‎你根本沒路可走！

473
00:31:09,722 --> 00:31:11,181
‎儘管吹你的小號吧

474
00:31:11,265 --> 00:31:13,934
‎反正根本不會改變些什麼！

475
00:31:14,018 --> 00:31:16,770
‎神龍，我們最後會到的

476
00:31:16,854 --> 00:31:19,398
‎就算要花一整天

477
00:31:19,982 --> 00:31:20,983
‎一整天？

478
00:31:21,066 --> 00:31:23,444
‎我聽說有人塞車三星期的

479
00:31:24,361 --> 00:31:27,364
‎真希望我有神龍能載我飛越城市

480
00:31:27,448 --> 00:31:29,617
‎我知道你想幹嘛，這招沒用

481
00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:31,452
‎我在茶壺裡待了一千年

482
00:31:31,535 --> 00:31:33,787
‎塞車幾小時根本不算什麼

483
00:31:33,871 --> 00:31:35,164
‎我有個主意

484
00:31:35,247 --> 00:31:38,083
‎趁等的時候
‎我們來聽迷你管弦樂團吧

485
00:31:39,752 --> 00:31:40,878
‎這招沒用，思齊

486
00:31:43,964 --> 00:31:45,257
‎使用你的願望，思齊

487
00:32:04,777 --> 00:32:05,653
‎好吧

488
00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:25,089
‎你不許願後果自負

489
00:32:25,172 --> 00:32:27,424
‎惹毛我，可別怪我…

490
00:32:27,508 --> 00:32:28,717
‎怎樣？到處飛？

491
00:32:28,801 --> 00:32:30,094
‎你太厲害了，你看

492
00:32:30,177 --> 00:32:32,054
‎有什麼是你辦不到的嗎？

493
00:32:32,930 --> 00:32:35,140
‎這話非常…

494
00:32:38,686 --> 00:32:40,437
‎話說回來，我們要去哪裡？

495
00:32:40,521 --> 00:32:42,106
‎在那裡，那底下

496
00:32:48,237 --> 00:32:49,321
‎我們到了

497
00:32:49,405 --> 00:32:50,489
‎許願時間到

498
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:54,159
‎選得好，我懂你的意思了

499
00:32:54,243 --> 00:32:57,204
‎選宮殿的時候務必要…

500
00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:01,709
‎你幹嘛…

501
00:33:02,668 --> 00:33:04,628
‎別鬧了，這件事很嚴肅的

502
00:33:05,379 --> 00:33:06,714
‎好，願望是什麼？

503
00:33:06,797 --> 00:33:07,965
‎好，看到她了嗎？

504
00:33:08,048 --> 00:33:09,174
‎嗨，晚安

505
00:33:09,258 --> 00:33:11,969
‎-謝謝你過來
‎-麗娜，生日快樂

506
00:33:12,052 --> 00:33:12,886
‎妳好嗎？

507
00:33:13,554 --> 00:33:15,597
‎那是我的第二個願望，神龍

508
00:33:15,681 --> 00:33:17,766
‎-我希望…
‎-停！

509
00:33:18,267 --> 00:33:21,228
‎-愛情無法許願
‎-什麼？神龍，不是…

510
00:33:21,311 --> 00:33:22,312
‎規則如下

511
00:33:22,396 --> 00:33:24,273
‎不能許願時空旅行、不能殺人

512
00:33:24,356 --> 00:33:26,275
‎我也不想傷你的心，才怪

513
00:33:26,358 --> 00:33:28,485
‎我沒辦法讓人愛上你

514
00:33:28,569 --> 00:33:31,280
‎不是那樣啦，神龍

515
00:33:31,363 --> 00:33:32,865
‎她是我最好的朋友

516
00:33:32,948 --> 00:33:34,158
‎那是我的願望

517
00:33:35,075 --> 00:33:36,535
‎我要我的朋友回來

518
00:33:39,329 --> 00:33:40,748
‎等等，倒帶

519
00:33:40,831 --> 00:33:42,958
‎你想許什麼願望都行

520
00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:44,752
‎你卻想浪費在朋友身上？

521
00:33:44,835 --> 00:33:47,212
‎還有什麼比友情更重要？

522
00:33:48,672 --> 00:33:51,216
‎-這是陷阱題嗎？
‎-不是

523
00:33:51,300 --> 00:33:52,968
‎真的什麼願望都行

524
00:33:53,052 --> 00:33:55,054
‎讓我想想，一個黃金便盆

525
00:33:55,137 --> 00:33:57,306
‎一座純玉打造的宮殿

526
00:33:57,389 --> 00:33:58,932
‎一整群兵馬俑

527
00:33:59,016 --> 00:34:01,685
‎為什麼要把願望浪費在
‎一個女生身上？

528
00:34:03,937 --> 00:34:05,272
‎對耶

529
00:34:05,355 --> 00:34:07,900
‎抱歉，你怎麼會懂呢

530
00:34:07,983 --> 00:34:10,151
‎我沒跟你解釋清楚，麻煩放我下來

531
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:15,407
‎十年前的一個涼爽春日

532
00:34:15,490 --> 00:34:16,742
‎微風吹拂

533
00:34:17,785 --> 00:34:20,120
‎一個寂寞小男孩放學後在等人
‎那是我

534
00:34:20,704 --> 00:34:22,372
‎接著女主角麗娜登場

535
00:34:22,456 --> 00:34:24,249
‎為了捍衛我，她開始丟餃子

536
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:26,627
‎-然後…
‎-這就是現實吧？

537
00:34:26,709 --> 00:34:28,086
‎這本來應該很輕鬆的

538
00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:30,506
‎許三個願望，我就能閃了，結果不是

539
00:34:31,048 --> 00:34:32,966
‎我擺脫不了這個蠢材

540
00:34:33,050 --> 00:34:35,427
‎看看他的蠢笑容

541
00:34:35,510 --> 00:34:37,930
‎有夠天真、有夠無知

542
00:34:38,013 --> 00:34:39,890
‎有夠愚蠢

543
00:34:40,516 --> 00:34:41,475
‎為什麼？

544
00:34:42,059 --> 00:34:44,019
‎我做錯了什麼啊？

545
00:34:44,102 --> 00:34:45,144
‎然後她揚長而去

546
00:34:45,229 --> 00:34:48,023
‎我再也沒見過她

547
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,526
‎沒關係，神龍

548
00:34:51,610 --> 00:34:54,071
‎光是提起這段往事我也很激動

549
00:34:56,615 --> 00:34:59,118
‎我說過了，我不能讓別人愛上你

550
00:34:59,201 --> 00:35:01,036
‎我怎麼可能幫你交到朋友？

551
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,622
‎什麼？不，她本來就是我的朋友

552
00:35:03,705 --> 00:35:05,124
‎我只想混進派對而已

553
00:35:05,207 --> 00:35:07,376
‎一個願望！你幹嘛不早說？

554
00:35:07,459 --> 00:35:09,419
‎對，我希望我能當官二代

555
00:35:09,503 --> 00:35:11,130
‎好，來，退後

556
00:35:11,213 --> 00:35:12,256
‎沒問題！

557
00:35:14,967 --> 00:35:16,009
‎搞定

558
00:35:16,093 --> 00:35:17,761
‎現在許最後一個願望吧

559
00:35:20,722 --> 00:35:21,849
‎這是什麼？

560
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:25,227
‎怎麼了？我讓你如願當王子了

561
00:35:25,310 --> 00:35:27,563
‎不，我說官二代

562
00:35:27,646 --> 00:35:30,357
‎就像這種人，穿高級西裝

563
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,985
‎戴名錶、有司機開車

564
00:35:33,068 --> 00:35:34,153
‎還有私人助理…

565
00:35:35,362 --> 00:35:38,282
‎等等，那是十個願望吧，你只有兩個

566
00:35:38,365 --> 00:35:41,785
‎好吧，那暫時的如何，就今天適用？

567
00:35:41,869 --> 00:35:45,205
‎你真的只想有錢24小時？

568
00:35:45,289 --> 00:35:46,790
‎我不在乎那些事

569
00:35:46,874 --> 00:35:49,168
‎我只是想混進去，重新連絡上麗娜

570
00:35:49,251 --> 00:35:50,878
‎她不會在乎我有錢沒錢

571
00:35:52,546 --> 00:35:53,755
‎抱歉我笑了

572
00:35:53,839 --> 00:35:57,176
‎因為我從沒聽過這麼蠢的話

573
00:35:57,259 --> 00:35:58,302
‎她當然在乎

574
00:35:58,385 --> 00:36:01,430
‎好，這是我的願望，不是你的

575
00:36:01,513 --> 00:36:03,390
‎快幫我變吧

576
00:36:05,058 --> 00:36:06,852
‎好吧，24小時

577
00:36:09,271 --> 00:36:10,105
‎太好了

578
00:36:10,189 --> 00:36:11,607
‎還有車子

579
00:36:14,943 --> 00:36:15,777
‎完美

580
00:36:15,861 --> 00:36:20,532
‎還有接下來24小時
‎可任我差遣的私人助理

581
00:36:25,704 --> 00:36:27,456
‎神龍，你變成人挺帥的

582
00:36:27,539 --> 00:36:29,625
‎走路有點麻煩，不過…

583
00:36:30,959 --> 00:36:32,586
‎好，去參加派對了

584
00:36:40,135 --> 00:36:41,511
‎（營業中）

585
00:36:43,055 --> 00:36:46,892
‎午安，我想詢問最近某位顧客的事

586
00:36:47,392 --> 00:36:49,311
‎抱歉，我不能提供…

587
00:36:49,394 --> 00:36:52,397
‎（打烊）

588
00:36:55,692 --> 00:36:56,735
‎跟我來

589
00:37:14,211 --> 00:37:17,005
‎好耶，這些人跟我同等級的

590
00:37:17,089 --> 00:37:19,424
‎佣人的入口在後面

591
00:37:26,181 --> 00:37:27,266
‎好厲害

592
00:37:28,558 --> 00:37:29,393
‎你混進來了

593
00:37:29,476 --> 00:37:31,103
‎簡直是奇恥大辱…

594
00:37:31,186 --> 00:37:32,771
‎我要寄放外套，謝謝

595
00:37:35,148 --> 00:37:36,066
‎她在那裡

596
00:37:36,733 --> 00:37:37,901
‎她看起來好…

597
00:37:38,819 --> 00:37:39,778
‎重要

598
00:37:40,445 --> 00:37:42,698
‎-麗娜
‎-很高興又見面了

599
00:37:42,781 --> 00:37:45,325
‎19歲的感覺如何，親愛的？

600
00:37:45,409 --> 00:37:49,037
‎我最近實在無所適從…

601
00:37:49,121 --> 00:37:50,205
‎太好了

602
00:37:50,289 --> 00:37:53,500
‎想擔任化妝品牌的新任代言人嗎？

603
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:57,129
‎其實我已經不代言
‎以動物做實驗的產品了

604
00:37:57,212 --> 00:37:59,464
‎-太好了，妳爸爸呢？
‎-麗娜？

605
00:37:59,548 --> 00:38:01,508
‎我馬上讓他簽合約

606
00:38:01,591 --> 00:38:04,052
‎-麗娜
‎-很高興又見面了

607
00:38:04,136 --> 00:38:06,054
‎我想跟妳談談妳的未來

608
00:38:06,138 --> 00:38:08,432
‎我一直在思考我的未來

609
00:38:08,515 --> 00:38:12,227
‎充氣胸罩是時尚趨勢
‎我希望妳能跟上潮流

610
00:38:12,311 --> 00:38:14,688
‎-這樣好嗎…
‎-太好了

611
00:38:14,771 --> 00:38:16,898
‎我儘快安排拍照

612
00:38:16,982 --> 00:38:19,151
‎-生日快樂
‎-很高興…

613
00:38:19,234 --> 00:38:20,110
‎是小陳啊

614
00:38:20,193 --> 00:38:21,903
‎我們完成一半賓客名單了

615
00:38:21,987 --> 00:38:23,196
‎妳表現得很好

616
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,741
‎太好了，有我爸的消息嗎？

617
00:38:25,824 --> 00:38:28,076
‎他一定在忙工作，跟我們一樣

618
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,662
‎要不要少一點苦瓜臉

619
00:38:30,746 --> 00:38:32,080
‎多一點笑臉呢？

620
00:38:32,164 --> 00:38:34,291
‎好，丁思齊，來吧

621
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:36,626
‎了解，拿出必勝表情

622
00:38:37,294 --> 00:38:38,962
‎-來吧
‎-嗨，麗娜，生日…

623
00:38:39,046 --> 00:38:41,256
‎嗨，很高興又見面了

624
00:38:42,341 --> 00:38:43,592
‎我也是…

625
00:38:43,675 --> 00:38:46,219
‎這是我人生中最棒的一天

626
00:38:47,179 --> 00:38:48,096
‎妳也是嗎？

627
00:38:48,597 --> 00:38:51,558
‎等等，趁我忘記前
‎我有禮物要送妳

628
00:38:52,142 --> 00:38:53,977
‎嗨，很高興又見面了

629
00:38:54,061 --> 00:38:55,312
‎其實我們沒見過面

630
00:38:55,395 --> 00:38:57,856
‎-可以賞臉嗎？
‎-嗨，很高興又見面了

631
00:39:01,443 --> 00:39:03,278
‎你的好朋友如何？

632
00:39:03,862 --> 00:39:05,781
‎我不知道發生什麼事了

633
00:39:05,864 --> 00:39:07,616
‎她根本不認得我

634
00:39:07,699 --> 00:39:09,159
‎太好了，夢碎了

635
00:39:09,242 --> 00:39:11,953
‎這裡沒事了吧？
‎服務生，再給我兩杯

636
00:39:12,537 --> 00:39:15,040
‎各位先生女士，特別節目

637
00:39:15,624 --> 00:39:18,960
‎有請壽星跟她爸爸到舞池來

638
00:39:19,044 --> 00:39:20,337
‎她在這裡

639
00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:24,174
‎現在請她父親王先生到台上來

640
00:39:24,257 --> 00:39:25,842
‎有請王先生

641
00:39:25,926 --> 00:39:28,387
‎-快點，爸，別不好意思
‎-王先生？

642
00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:30,472
‎王先生，快下來！

643
00:39:30,555 --> 00:39:33,058
‎他一定馬上就到

644
00:39:33,141 --> 00:39:34,434
‎王先生

645
00:39:34,518 --> 00:39:36,436
‎他姓王吧？我有說錯嗎？

646
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,273
‎哪有父親不出席自己女兒生日的

647
00:39:40,357 --> 00:39:42,067
‎-就是說啊
‎-來吧，助理

648
00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:45,362
‎-我們得想辦法
‎-麥克風開著，我很抱歉

649
00:39:45,445 --> 00:39:49,408
‎各位先生女士，請看過來這邊

650
00:39:49,491 --> 00:39:51,952
‎今晚的娛樂時間到了

651
00:39:52,035 --> 00:39:53,912
‎神龍，弄點煙霧跟燈光

652
00:39:55,956 --> 00:39:58,250
‎來自少林街頭

653
00:39:58,333 --> 00:40:00,544
‎各位前所未見的功夫

654
00:40:00,627 --> 00:40:03,964
‎隆重介紹功夫大師

655
00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:08,885
‎他習過龍之術

656
00:40:19,438 --> 00:40:22,274
‎現在請大家注意看好，我要…

657
00:40:37,873 --> 00:40:40,292
‎好了，表演結束，謝謝，再見

658
00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:41,960
‎私人助理

659
00:40:42,043 --> 00:40:43,837
‎簡直是奇恥大辱

660
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,422
‎幸運數字第八杯

661
00:40:46,047 --> 00:40:49,634
‎先生，英式奶油魚子醬開胃小點？

662
00:40:49,718 --> 00:40:52,596
‎你有蝦條嗎？

663
00:40:53,346 --> 00:40:54,222
‎沒有

664
00:40:55,056 --> 00:40:56,349
‎“沒有”

665
00:40:57,601 --> 00:40:58,560
‎糟了

666
00:40:58,643 --> 00:41:01,354
‎你這麼帥怎麼會自己一個人？

667
00:41:02,606 --> 00:41:06,276
‎沒錯，有人陪誰還需要酒？

668
00:41:06,359 --> 00:41:08,111
‎我想妳誤會了…

669
00:41:09,988 --> 00:41:12,157
‎我通常不會這麼快出手，可是…

670
00:41:13,492 --> 00:41:15,076
‎抱歉，我得走了

671
00:41:16,119 --> 00:41:17,120
‎哈囉

672
00:41:19,039 --> 00:41:19,873
‎麗娜？

673
00:41:21,208 --> 00:41:23,335
‎帥哥

674
00:41:24,586 --> 00:41:26,588
‎欲擒故縱啊

675
00:41:29,049 --> 00:41:31,343
‎水，我喝水就好了

676
00:41:41,436 --> 00:41:42,312
‎舒爽啊

677
00:41:53,698 --> 00:41:54,741
‎那小子人呢？

678
00:42:08,255 --> 00:42:09,297
‎哈囉？

679
00:42:10,131 --> 00:42:11,132
‎麗娜，是妳嗎？

680
00:42:11,216 --> 00:42:13,426
‎走開，我在忙

681
00:42:14,553 --> 00:42:16,471
‎對，看得出妳在忙

682
00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:18,098
‎非常忙

683
00:42:19,057 --> 00:42:20,100
‎好吧，我…

684
00:42:21,059 --> 00:42:24,729
‎我是那個表演功夫的人

685
00:42:25,855 --> 00:42:27,065
‎我只是想…

686
00:42:29,609 --> 00:42:30,986
‎我知道你想做什麼

687
00:42:33,530 --> 00:42:34,364
‎謝謝

688
00:42:41,538 --> 00:42:42,539
‎妳還好嗎？

689
00:42:44,374 --> 00:42:45,208
‎沒事

690
00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:46,793
‎我沒事

691
00:42:49,546 --> 00:42:51,089
‎來，拿去

692
00:42:51,172 --> 00:42:52,340
‎謝謝

693
00:42:58,138 --> 00:42:58,972
‎只是…

694
00:42:59,806 --> 00:43:03,393
‎一整年就這麼一晚，我以為

695
00:43:03,893 --> 00:43:05,729
‎說不定他能騰出時間來

696
00:43:06,730 --> 00:43:09,024
‎我不知道我為什麼要讓這種事影響我

697
00:43:09,816 --> 00:43:10,900
‎對不起

698
00:43:11,443 --> 00:43:14,904
‎真丟臉，我通常不會哭成這樣

699
00:43:19,743 --> 00:43:22,495
‎來，妳臉上有東西

700
00:43:26,166 --> 00:43:28,585
‎好，擦不掉

701
00:43:30,879 --> 00:43:32,088
‎對不起

702
00:43:32,172 --> 00:43:33,423
‎我一定像瘋子

703
00:43:34,090 --> 00:43:35,383
‎才沒有…

704
00:43:35,467 --> 00:43:36,509
‎我只是…

705
00:43:37,302 --> 00:43:39,220
‎不知道還能怎麼辦

706
00:43:39,763 --> 00:43:44,309
‎就像我的人生都被決定好了

707
00:43:44,893 --> 00:43:46,895
‎我盡力做到最好

708
00:43:46,978 --> 00:43:48,897
‎讓大家驕傲，可是…

709
00:43:49,814 --> 00:43:52,442
‎不管我多努力，我覺得…

710
00:43:53,568 --> 00:43:54,611
‎就像…

711
00:43:54,694 --> 00:43:56,279
‎-少了些什麼
‎-少了些什麼

712
00:43:58,823 --> 00:43:59,741
‎沒錯

713
00:44:04,954 --> 00:44:06,956
‎你在這裡，蛇眼

714
00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:11,002
‎抱歉，我是不是…

715
00:44:12,712 --> 00:44:14,506
‎天啊，妳沒事吧？

716
00:44:15,006 --> 00:44:15,882
‎我沒事

717
00:44:18,176 --> 00:44:19,010
‎來

718
00:44:20,804 --> 00:44:21,721
‎謝謝

719
00:44:23,223 --> 00:44:25,475
‎對不起，我真沒禮貌

720
00:44:25,558 --> 00:44:27,811
‎我剛剛沒問你的名字

721
00:44:27,894 --> 00:44:30,730
‎我們見過嗎？

722
00:44:32,148 --> 00:44:34,192
‎其實

723
00:44:35,276 --> 00:44:36,403
‎我是…

724
00:44:36,486 --> 00:44:39,280
‎妳在這裡，王小姐，謝天謝地

725
00:44:39,364 --> 00:44:42,367
‎還好我找到妳了，妳父親就快到了

726
00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:44,577
‎-他來了？
‎-對

727
00:44:48,540 --> 00:44:50,166
‎麗娜，妳在這裡

728
00:44:51,084 --> 00:44:52,001
‎嗨，爸

729
00:44:52,085 --> 00:44:54,295
‎小陳告訴我派對很成功

730
00:44:55,630 --> 00:44:57,006
‎是啊

731
00:44:57,090 --> 00:44:59,300
‎-謝謝爸
‎-妳玩得開心嗎？

732
00:44:59,384 --> 00:45:02,387
‎當然開心
‎我按你交代跟所有人打招呼了

733
00:45:02,470 --> 00:45:05,724
‎我想我打好了一些很重要的…

734
00:45:06,349 --> 00:45:07,183
‎關係

735
00:45:07,267 --> 00:45:08,226
‎（斷線）

736
00:45:08,309 --> 00:45:10,687
‎喂？好了

737
00:45:10,770 --> 00:45:13,231
‎來，我帶了特別的禮物要給妳

738
00:45:15,734 --> 00:45:17,902
‎-這邊
‎-快打開吧

739
00:45:17,986 --> 00:45:21,573
‎我派助理到處去上海的珠寶店
‎才找到的

740
00:45:21,656 --> 00:45:22,615
‎這是真的

741
00:45:22,699 --> 00:45:24,909
‎妳一定會喜歡這麼特別的禮物

742
00:45:24,993 --> 00:45:28,913
‎當然了，就跟去年一樣特別

743
00:45:28,997 --> 00:45:29,956
‎謝謝爸

744
00:45:30,915 --> 00:45:33,835
‎我買過了？娜娜，對不起，我…

745
00:45:33,918 --> 00:45:37,547
‎好東西永遠不嫌多，對嗎？

746
00:45:37,630 --> 00:45:38,673
‎不好意思

747
00:45:38,757 --> 00:45:40,675
‎我沒看到你，年輕人

748
00:45:41,551 --> 00:45:43,219
‎讓我帶您仔細看一下

749
00:45:44,304 --> 00:45:45,138
‎來

750
00:45:45,847 --> 00:45:48,349
‎高檔皮革、高級西裝

751
00:45:48,433 --> 00:45:49,934
‎名錶

752
00:45:50,018 --> 00:45:52,562
‎你們家族從事什麼事業？

753
00:45:53,605 --> 00:45:54,689
‎賣餃子

754
00:45:54,773 --> 00:45:58,443
‎我是說，餃子館，主要是餐廳

755
00:45:58,526 --> 00:45:59,360
‎全部都是

756
00:46:00,069 --> 00:46:02,906
‎一個有為青年，你讓我想起自己

757
00:46:02,989 --> 00:46:04,616
‎你們明天一起吃午飯吧

758
00:46:04,699 --> 00:46:06,868
‎-爸！
‎-好，當然

759
00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:09,120
‎-我很樂意
‎-太好了

760
00:46:09,204 --> 00:46:10,663
‎安排餐廳吧

761
00:46:10,747 --> 00:46:12,207
‎我真沒禮貌，年輕人

762
00:46:12,290 --> 00:46:13,708
‎我還沒問你的名字

763
00:46:14,542 --> 00:46:15,543
‎我叫…

764
00:46:17,587 --> 00:46:19,589
‎-丹
‎-很高興認識你，丹

765
00:46:19,672 --> 00:46:21,466
‎麗娜，妳想去哪裡？

766
00:46:21,549 --> 00:46:24,636
‎東方明珠塔不錯，我有固定訂位…

767
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:28,306
‎不好意思，您有重要電話

768
00:46:28,389 --> 00:46:30,016
‎給我幾分鐘就好

769
00:46:30,099 --> 00:46:32,977
‎他們說現在就得跟您談

770
00:46:34,312 --> 00:46:35,146
‎接過來

771
00:46:35,939 --> 00:46:38,441
‎晚安，抱歉讓您久等了

772
00:46:39,651 --> 00:46:42,487
‎所以妳真的想…

773
00:46:42,570 --> 00:46:43,488
‎想！

774
00:46:43,571 --> 00:46:44,447
‎對

775
00:46:45,490 --> 00:46:47,075
‎明天見，丹

776
00:46:49,911 --> 00:46:52,330
‎我們就像從前一樣聊天

777
00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:55,375
‎我們約好明天吃午餐，你相信嗎？

778
00:46:55,458 --> 00:46:57,794
‎我不敢相信你沒解釋什麼是馬桶

779
00:46:57,877 --> 00:46:59,379
‎一切都按照計畫進行

780
00:46:59,462 --> 00:47:01,506
‎是嗎？丹

781
00:47:02,632 --> 00:47:04,884
‎等時機到了，我會告訴她

782
00:47:04,968 --> 00:47:07,762
‎你不會說的，因為沒有所謂正確時機

783
00:47:07,846 --> 00:47:10,515
‎我懂，你是鄉下人，她是公主

784
00:47:10,598 --> 00:47:13,560
‎我們也都很清楚
‎這種老掉牙的故事會怎麼結束

785
00:47:14,561 --> 00:47:16,938
‎-好結局？
‎-不，不好，糟透了

786
00:47:17,021 --> 00:47:17,897
‎可怕極了

787
00:47:17,981 --> 00:47:22,068
‎神龍
‎我們的特殊交情超越金錢或地位

788
00:47:22,151 --> 00:47:23,194
‎那你幹嘛說謊？

789
00:47:23,778 --> 00:47:24,612
‎我…

790
00:47:25,196 --> 00:47:26,197
‎我來告訴你原因

791
00:47:26,281 --> 00:47:30,702
‎因為一旦麗娜發現你的真面目
‎一切就毀了

792
00:47:30,785 --> 00:47:33,538
‎你真應該學著對人有點信心

793
00:47:33,621 --> 00:47:35,832
‎學？我都活一千年了

794
00:47:35,915 --> 00:47:37,667
‎我很清楚人心，你不懂

795
00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:40,920
‎-可憐的神龍，我知道你的問題了
‎-你就是我的問題

796
00:47:41,004 --> 00:47:43,923
‎我不指望你那爬蟲小腦袋能理解

797
00:47:44,007 --> 00:47:45,717
‎人類友誼的力量

798
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:46,926
‎沒關係

799
00:47:47,010 --> 00:47:49,304
‎我願意當你第一也唯一的朋友，過來

800
00:47:49,387 --> 00:47:51,723
‎我是人的時候，我有一堆朋友

801
00:47:51,806 --> 00:47:53,141
‎糟了

802
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:54,934
‎神龍

803
00:47:55,435 --> 00:47:57,729
‎-你以前是…
‎-對，我曾經是人

804
00:47:57,812 --> 00:48:00,982
‎老天爺，你看過這茶壺一眼嗎？

805
00:48:01,065 --> 00:48:03,693
‎我還是最偉大的人

806
00:48:03,776 --> 00:48:07,405
‎中國歷史上最受愛戴的君主之一

807
00:48:07,488 --> 00:48:08,698
‎你知道為什麼嗎？

808
00:48:09,198 --> 00:48:10,366
‎因為你朋友很多？

809
00:48:10,450 --> 00:48:13,578
‎不，因為我擁有無盡的財富
‎疆土和權勢

810
00:48:13,661 --> 00:48:15,288
‎人人為此敬愛我

811
00:48:15,914 --> 00:48:19,000
‎等等，如果你這麼偉大
‎我為什麼沒聽過你？

812
00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:21,669
‎顯然有某個眼紅的敵人

813
00:48:21,753 --> 00:48:24,047
‎在我駕崩後把我的功績都搶走了

814
00:48:24,839 --> 00:48:27,675
‎所以你死後
‎天庭把你變成許願神龍？

815
00:48:27,759 --> 00:48:29,344
‎對，作為獎勵

816
00:48:29,427 --> 00:48:31,012
‎你似乎不太滿意你的獎賞

817
00:48:31,095 --> 00:48:32,555
‎我很開心

818
00:48:32,639 --> 00:48:35,058
‎所以你趕快用掉最後一個願望

819
00:48:35,141 --> 00:48:38,478
‎跟其他主人要求同樣的願望

820
00:48:38,561 --> 00:48:39,687
‎我就能功成身退

821
00:48:39,771 --> 00:48:42,023
‎永遠離開這個悲慘世界

822
00:48:42,106 --> 00:48:44,233
‎我終於能回到天庭

823
00:48:44,317 --> 00:48:47,070
‎所有人也會參加那場盛大的遊行

824
00:48:47,153 --> 00:48:48,655
‎歡迎偉大的皇帝歸來

825
00:48:50,657 --> 00:48:51,824
‎天庭有遊行？

826
00:48:53,493 --> 00:48:57,163
‎我的重點是世上所有的問題
‎都能用這個輕易解決

827
00:48:57,246 --> 00:48:58,539
‎包括你的在內

828
00:48:58,623 --> 00:48:59,791
‎用吧

829
00:49:01,042 --> 00:49:04,921
‎所以這就是你多年的經驗談？

830
00:49:05,505 --> 00:49:06,422
‎對

831
00:49:13,179 --> 00:49:14,555
‎慘了，十點了？

832
00:49:14,639 --> 00:49:15,765
‎我媽要下班了

833
00:49:15,848 --> 00:49:18,351
‎神龍，我們得走了，快走吧

834
00:49:20,103 --> 00:49:23,773
‎拜託您再讓我們延一星期還款

835
00:49:23,856 --> 00:49:25,650
‎我保證能還您錢

836
00:49:26,859 --> 00:49:29,195
‎止贖？不，拜託，我求您了

837
00:49:29,278 --> 00:49:31,072
‎這間公司是我的畢生心血

838
00:49:31,155 --> 00:49:33,491
‎我有家人要照顧，有責任…

839
00:49:34,117 --> 00:49:34,993
‎（通話結束）

840
00:49:35,076 --> 00:49:37,829
‎-沒事吧？
‎-沒事

841
00:49:38,371 --> 00:49:39,205
‎就…

842
00:49:39,747 --> 00:49:41,791
‎別跟麗娜提這件事

843
00:50:06,774 --> 00:50:08,693
‎你找到了嗎？

844
00:50:08,776 --> 00:50:11,112
‎我們找到那男孩的住處了

845
00:50:11,195 --> 00:50:12,113
‎好，然後呢？

846
00:50:12,196 --> 00:50:15,992
‎我們一定能堵到他進出

847
00:50:16,075 --> 00:50:16,909
‎很好

848
00:50:21,581 --> 00:50:24,000
‎好，神龍，進茶壺吧，一切正常

849
00:50:24,083 --> 00:50:26,878
‎-開燈
‎-你真以為能把麗娜帶來這狗窩？

850
00:50:26,961 --> 00:50:28,463
‎你別吵！作業擺出來

851
00:50:28,546 --> 00:50:30,548
‎她的冰箱比這間公寓還大

852
00:50:30,631 --> 00:50:32,508
‎你提不出建言的話…鞋子脫掉

853
00:50:32,592 --> 00:50:34,260
‎那就什麼都別說

854
00:50:34,343 --> 00:50:35,678
‎她回來了

855
00:50:38,139 --> 00:50:39,015
‎你的西裝

856
00:50:39,599 --> 00:50:40,516
‎糟糕

857
00:50:42,769 --> 00:50:44,395
‎思齊，我帶了一些…

858
00:50:45,146 --> 00:50:46,397
‎嗨，媽

859
00:50:46,481 --> 00:50:48,399
‎今晚熱死人了，對吧？

860
00:50:49,233 --> 00:50:50,860
‎沒有，冷死人了

861
00:50:50,943 --> 00:50:52,111
‎你是要生病了嗎？

862
00:50:52,195 --> 00:50:53,362
‎沒有，我只是…

863
00:50:54,322 --> 00:50:56,908
‎-在念書
‎-好，來

864
00:50:56,991 --> 00:50:58,367
‎我替你把剩菜熱一熱

865
00:50:58,451 --> 00:51:00,745
‎麗娜一定超愛吃剩菜

866
00:51:00,828 --> 00:51:02,413
‎-夠了
‎-什麼夠了？

867
00:51:03,247 --> 00:51:05,124
‎別再擔心我了

868
00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:07,919
‎-我沒事
‎-你看起來不太好

869
00:51:08,669 --> 00:51:11,380
‎-學校怎麼樣？
‎-好極了，學校很好

870
00:51:11,464 --> 00:51:13,382
‎你不只欺騙自己，還欺騙大家

871
00:51:13,466 --> 00:51:14,759
‎-你放過我好嗎？
‎-好

872
00:51:15,968 --> 00:51:17,970
‎不是，媽，我只是…

873
00:51:18,054 --> 00:51:21,557
‎-你想清楚再來找我
‎-在跟別人…

874
00:51:22,141 --> 00:51:22,975
‎說話

875
00:51:23,559 --> 00:51:26,187
‎思齊，我有事問你

876
00:51:26,270 --> 00:51:28,314
‎記住，我是你媽

877
00:51:28,397 --> 00:51:30,191
‎跟我說實話沒關係

878
00:51:31,734 --> 00:51:33,486
‎你是不是…

879
00:51:34,112 --> 00:51:35,947
‎喝酒了？

880
00:51:36,030 --> 00:51:38,199
‎-沒有，還我
‎-你把酒藏哪了？

881
00:51:38,282 --> 00:51:39,575
‎媽，我沒喝酒

882
00:51:39,659 --> 00:51:43,121
‎別騙我，你晚上在外遊蕩、翹課

883
00:51:43,204 --> 00:51:45,540
‎-老是莫名其妙
‎-媽

884
00:51:45,623 --> 00:51:48,793
‎我是你媽，我知道你不對勁

885
00:51:48,876 --> 00:51:50,670
‎-到底什麼事？
‎-就沒事啊

886
00:51:50,753 --> 00:51:53,881
‎跟我說實話
‎不管是什麼事，我都能幫忙

887
00:51:54,465 --> 00:51:55,925
‎不，媽，妳幫不上忙

888
00:51:56,843 --> 00:51:57,677
‎相信我

889
00:51:58,553 --> 00:51:59,387
‎妳幫不上忙

890
00:52:00,346 --> 00:52:01,472
‎回你房間去

891
00:52:01,556 --> 00:52:03,683
‎敢不尊重我，就不要出來

892
00:52:03,766 --> 00:52:05,017
‎-媽，我不是…
‎-快去

893
00:52:05,101 --> 00:52:06,144
‎好啦！

894
00:52:09,564 --> 00:52:10,982
‎我討厭這裡

895
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,990
‎-他們吵得很用力
‎-把椅子拿來

896
00:52:19,073 --> 00:52:20,241
‎要吃爆米花嗎？

897
00:52:20,324 --> 00:52:21,659
‎我聽得見

898
00:52:26,455 --> 00:52:27,290
‎思齊

899
00:52:28,583 --> 00:52:29,417
‎來

900
00:52:34,672 --> 00:52:35,590
‎你…

901
00:52:36,966 --> 00:52:38,467
‎你得吃頓像樣的晚餐

902
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:40,595
‎謝謝

903
00:52:41,679 --> 00:52:42,680
‎對不起，媽

904
00:53:08,247 --> 00:53:10,708
‎小傢伙，你好可愛

905
00:53:10,791 --> 00:53:12,543
‎你有家人嗎？你餓不餓？

906
00:53:12,627 --> 00:53:16,172
‎你這可愛、毛茸茸的小毛臉

907
00:53:17,173 --> 00:53:18,424
‎是他，醒醒啊

908
00:53:19,258 --> 00:53:21,385
‎-老大…
‎-老大！

909
00:53:21,469 --> 00:53:22,970
‎-老大
‎-那個男孩

910
00:53:37,568 --> 00:53:38,694
‎不可能

911
00:53:44,325 --> 00:53:46,285
‎好，丁思齊，你可以的

912
00:53:46,369 --> 00:53:47,536
‎跟她說實話就好

913
00:53:49,038 --> 00:53:50,206
‎晚安，先生

914
00:53:53,584 --> 00:53:55,127
‎-嘿，丹
‎-嘿！

915
00:53:55,211 --> 00:53:57,088
‎先生，可以把外套給我嗎？

916
00:53:57,171 --> 00:53:59,257
‎我的外套？這是新的

917
00:54:01,008 --> 00:54:02,051
‎很好笑，丹

918
00:54:03,135 --> 00:54:05,054
‎對，好笑，沒問題

919
00:54:05,137 --> 00:54:06,973
‎我家裡還有很多件

920
00:54:07,056 --> 00:54:09,934
‎-謝謝，給你
‎-來

921
00:54:12,436 --> 00:54:14,355
‎抱歉排場這麼大

922
00:54:14,438 --> 00:54:16,524
‎我爸堅持“只要最好”

923
00:54:18,067 --> 00:54:21,612
‎麗娜，其實我有話想跟妳說

924
00:54:21,696 --> 00:54:23,489
‎我知道你要說什麼

925
00:54:23,572 --> 00:54:24,657
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

926
00:54:25,241 --> 00:54:27,994
‎能認識身家背景體面

927
00:54:28,077 --> 00:54:30,454
‎又聊得來的人真棒，對嗎？

928
00:54:31,330 --> 00:54:33,040
‎小姐，妳的桌子準備好了

929
00:54:33,541 --> 00:54:35,543
‎對，體面

930
00:54:36,294 --> 00:54:39,255
‎神龍，聽到了嗎？
‎我的身家背景得體面

931
00:54:39,338 --> 00:54:42,758
‎不會吧，什麼？我嚇到了，嚇壞了

932
00:54:42,842 --> 00:54:44,719
‎等等，我早就料到了

933
00:54:44,802 --> 00:54:45,886
‎我需要你幫忙

934
00:54:45,970 --> 00:54:48,514
‎你是皇族，拜託教教我怎麼做

935
00:54:48,597 --> 00:54:50,850
‎好吧，但你得一五一十照我說的做

936
00:54:50,933 --> 00:54:53,894
‎-沒問題
‎-先生，您需要熱毛…

937
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:56,981
‎首先，別讓平民跟你說話

938
00:54:57,064 --> 00:54:58,983
‎-真的？
‎-先生，我只是…

939
00:54:59,066 --> 00:54:59,900
‎想…

940
00:54:59,984 --> 00:55:01,360
‎遞熱毛巾…

941
00:55:01,444 --> 00:55:03,654
‎給您，先生，您…

942
00:55:05,990 --> 00:55:07,241
‎小姐，妳的桌子

943
00:55:07,325 --> 00:55:10,161
‎現在要求換桌子，說那張桌子比較好

944
00:55:10,244 --> 00:55:13,247
‎麗娜，這張桌子太不像樣了

945
00:55:13,331 --> 00:55:15,791
‎我帶妳看另一桌

946
00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:19,003
‎丹，這是點心桌

947
00:55:20,838 --> 00:55:23,382
‎那你跟點心先生跟點心太太說

948
00:55:23,466 --> 00:55:25,217
‎我們要坐這一桌

949
00:55:26,052 --> 00:55:27,845
‎丹，你太搞笑了

950
00:55:28,637 --> 00:55:29,889
‎搞笑？

951
00:55:29,972 --> 00:55:33,976
‎妳確定不是溫文儒雅跟體面？

952
00:55:38,022 --> 00:55:39,690
‎你太強了，我要飆淚了

953
00:55:40,316 --> 00:55:43,110
‎要是我就會因為她嘲笑皇室處決她

954
00:55:43,194 --> 00:55:46,489
‎我很感激你想讓這裡變得更有趣

955
00:55:46,572 --> 00:55:48,366
‎不如我們去別的地方吧？

956
00:55:48,449 --> 00:55:51,243
‎別的地方？更高檔的地方？

957
00:55:51,327 --> 00:55:53,662
‎妳看不上？孩子，這招厲害

958
00:55:53,746 --> 00:55:55,831
‎不是，我是說去散散步

959
00:55:55,915 --> 00:55:57,625
‎晚安，要點餐了嗎？

960
00:55:57,708 --> 00:56:01,212
‎-盡量點，錢不是問題
‎-好，通通來一樣

961
00:56:01,837 --> 00:56:04,215
‎先生，我們的菜單有六百多個品項

962
00:56:04,298 --> 00:56:06,801
‎-最好各來三樣
‎-很好

963
00:56:06,884 --> 00:56:08,010
‎好的，先生

964
00:56:08,094 --> 00:56:10,846
‎聽著，丹，關於昨天晚上

965
00:56:10,930 --> 00:56:13,641
‎很抱歉我怪裡怪氣的

966
00:56:13,724 --> 00:56:17,186
‎老實說
‎有人願意聽我說話的感覺真好

967
00:56:17,269 --> 00:56:18,854
‎別理她，她就到手了

968
00:56:19,563 --> 00:56:20,981
‎看看四周，思齊

969
00:56:21,065 --> 00:56:22,900
‎有錢人從不注意別人

970
00:56:22,983 --> 00:56:26,278
‎他們只會談自己的生意、賺多少錢

971
00:56:26,362 --> 00:56:27,571
‎這簡直是一種藝術

972
00:56:27,655 --> 00:56:30,616
‎丹，你有在聽我說話嗎？

973
00:56:32,243 --> 00:56:33,452
‎完全沒有

974
00:56:35,413 --> 00:56:36,914
‎好，我剛剛說

975
00:56:36,997 --> 00:56:39,041
‎跟你聊天很開心，因為…

976
00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:41,919
‎我們就快搞定了
‎跟她說你有多少宮殿

977
00:56:42,002 --> 00:56:43,671
‎麗娜，妳先停一下

978
00:56:43,754 --> 00:56:46,298
‎我有跟妳說過我家大業大嗎？

979
00:56:46,382 --> 00:56:48,509
‎-您的第一道主菜
‎-謝…

980
00:56:48,592 --> 00:56:49,802
‎個屁

981
00:56:50,386 --> 00:56:52,471
‎丹，你知道嗎？

982
00:56:52,555 --> 00:56:53,848
‎我看錯你了

983
00:56:55,057 --> 00:56:56,183
‎等等，麗娜

984
00:56:56,267 --> 00:56:59,019
‎我不懂
‎這對我的17個嬪妃都有效啊

985
00:56:59,103 --> 00:57:00,938
‎-我可以解釋
‎-又怎麼了？

986
00:57:01,021 --> 00:57:02,189
‎我…

987
00:57:02,273 --> 00:57:03,107
‎我們應該…

988
00:57:03,816 --> 00:57:05,943
‎我們應該照妳的建議去散步

989
00:57:08,404 --> 00:57:09,363
‎跑步也行

990
00:57:10,698 --> 00:57:11,991
‎用餐愉快

991
00:57:12,074 --> 00:57:13,325
‎驚喜吧

992
00:57:17,705 --> 00:57:18,914
‎上來

993
00:57:22,042 --> 00:57:23,002
‎好吧

994
00:57:24,628 --> 00:57:26,005
‎那些人是誰？

995
00:57:26,088 --> 00:57:28,757
‎黑幫，可能是想擄人勒贖

996
00:57:35,306 --> 00:57:36,307
‎快點，往這邊

997
00:57:38,976 --> 00:57:40,186
‎糟了

998
00:57:40,728 --> 00:57:42,813
‎妳一直想在街頭跟人打架

999
00:57:42,897 --> 00:57:44,190
‎-神龍，幫幫我
‎-不要

1000
00:57:44,273 --> 00:57:46,025
‎-保持冷靜
‎-快點，拜託

1001
00:57:46,108 --> 00:57:46,942
‎丹？

1002
00:57:48,736 --> 00:57:50,529
‎看看我在垃圾堆裡找到什麼

1003
00:57:54,742 --> 00:57:57,620
‎看看我，我怎麼會變成一頭舞獅？

1004
00:57:57,703 --> 00:57:59,497
‎-我們甩掉他們了
‎-很好

1005
00:57:59,580 --> 00:58:02,583
‎丹，你到底什麼時候要道歉？

1006
00:58:02,666 --> 00:58:03,501
‎我…

1007
00:58:09,381 --> 00:58:11,133
‎走另一邊…

1008
00:58:14,637 --> 00:58:19,141
‎麗娜，我真的很想跟妳道歉

1009
00:58:19,225 --> 00:58:20,643
‎你要道什麼歉？

1010
00:58:20,726 --> 00:58:23,729
‎抱歉我很過分

1011
00:58:23,812 --> 00:58:25,105
‎我接受你的道歉

1012
00:58:25,189 --> 00:58:26,398
‎現在快踹他，丹

1013
00:58:26,482 --> 00:58:28,400
‎踹他的蠢臉，快點

1014
00:58:28,484 --> 00:58:29,485
‎踹他

1015
00:58:33,614 --> 00:58:35,407
‎小子，把茶壺交出來

1016
00:58:40,913 --> 00:58:42,581
‎我可不想惹上這種事

1017
00:58:42,665 --> 00:58:44,750
‎你有許最後一個願望就不會…糟了

1018
00:58:48,837 --> 00:58:51,590
‎這真的不能再慘…

1019
00:58:57,054 --> 00:58:58,013
‎-厲害
‎-謝了

1020
00:58:58,097 --> 00:58:59,557
‎吃鐵吧，討厭鬼

1021
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:01,642
‎見識到我們的厲害了吧

1022
00:59:02,977 --> 00:59:03,811
‎可惡

1023
00:59:11,110 --> 00:59:12,403
‎攻過來了！

1024
00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:32,214
‎相信我

1025
00:59:33,132 --> 00:59:35,676
‎-麗娜，我們得…
‎-快跳！

1026
00:59:41,765 --> 00:59:43,475
‎別擔心，老大，交給我們

1027
00:59:57,448 --> 00:59:58,407
‎糟糕

1028
00:59:59,158 --> 01:00:00,159
‎天啊

1029
01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:08,876
‎你知道嗎，丹？

1030
01:00:08,959 --> 01:00:11,128
‎結果這場約會挺成功的

1031
01:00:13,047 --> 01:00:14,173
‎糟糕

1032
01:00:27,936 --> 01:00:28,771
‎妳還好嗎？

1033
01:00:28,854 --> 01:00:30,522
‎應該吧

1034
01:00:37,613 --> 01:00:39,948
‎我也沒事，謝謝關心

1035
01:00:42,993 --> 01:00:44,119
‎天啊

1036
01:00:45,204 --> 01:00:46,080
‎發生什麼事？

1037
01:00:46,163 --> 01:00:47,498
‎丹，時間到了

1038
01:00:47,581 --> 01:00:49,041
‎發生什麼事？

1039
01:00:49,124 --> 01:00:50,584
‎我們從一棟大樓往下跳

1040
01:00:50,668 --> 01:00:51,919
‎差點死掉

1041
01:00:52,419 --> 01:00:54,880
‎-你的24小時結束了
‎-我們揍了幾個黑道

1042
01:00:54,963 --> 01:00:56,924
‎-不
‎-好吧，主要是你在打

1043
01:00:57,007 --> 01:00:59,385
‎但你得傳授我一些功夫

1044
01:01:02,471 --> 01:01:03,722
‎反射動作

1045
01:01:05,891 --> 01:01:07,851
‎等等，你的西裝怎麼了？

1046
01:01:10,729 --> 01:01:11,772
‎聽著，麗娜

1047
01:01:14,066 --> 01:01:14,900
‎我…

1048
01:01:15,651 --> 01:01:17,236
‎我有事要跟妳說

1049
01:01:17,319 --> 01:01:19,571
‎你還有一個願望，不必這麼做

1050
01:01:22,366 --> 01:01:24,410
‎我的真名不是丹

1051
01:01:24,493 --> 01:01:25,327
‎我是…

1052
01:01:25,911 --> 01:01:26,745
‎丁思齊

1053
01:01:28,455 --> 01:01:29,456
‎你是丁思齊

1054
01:01:32,668 --> 01:01:33,669
‎對不起

1055
01:01:33,752 --> 01:01:34,586
‎可是

1056
01:01:35,170 --> 01:01:36,380
‎你為什麼要說謊？

1057
01:01:36,463 --> 01:01:38,590
‎我本來沒這個打算，我只是…

1058
01:01:39,258 --> 01:01:41,760
‎我擔心萬一妳發現

1059
01:01:42,261 --> 01:01:43,095
‎這個人

1060
01:01:43,178 --> 01:01:44,221
‎是我

1061
01:01:45,055 --> 01:01:46,432
‎一切就結束了

1062
01:01:48,392 --> 01:01:51,353
‎所以你還住在這裡？

1063
01:01:52,062 --> 01:01:52,896
‎對

1064
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:55,774
‎一樣住在石庫門？

1065
01:01:56,650 --> 01:01:57,484
‎對

1066
01:01:58,193 --> 01:02:00,195
‎我跟你說過事情不會有好結果

1067
01:02:01,363 --> 01:02:02,197
‎等等

1068
01:02:02,698 --> 01:02:04,199
‎我記得這條巷子

1069
01:02:04,742 --> 01:02:08,871
‎我們放學回家，都會走這條近路

1070
01:02:09,663 --> 01:02:10,622
‎對

1071
01:02:10,706 --> 01:02:13,584
‎楚婆婆會賣烤地瓜

1072
01:02:14,418 --> 01:02:16,879
‎你看，是楚婆婆

1073
01:02:17,379 --> 01:02:19,173
‎妳好，楚婆婆，我是王麗娜

1074
01:02:19,256 --> 01:02:21,675
‎-妳記得…
‎-一塊兩條，不准講價

1075
01:02:22,259 --> 01:02:24,344
‎-有些事永遠不會變
‎-來

1076
01:02:24,428 --> 01:02:25,971
‎成交，下一位，快走

1077
01:02:26,805 --> 01:02:27,639
‎快走

1078
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:30,517
‎好好吃

1079
01:02:31,268 --> 01:02:32,436
‎等等，那是…

1080
01:02:38,317 --> 01:02:39,193
‎不會吧

1081
01:02:39,693 --> 01:02:42,362
‎沒錯，時代不一樣了，運動褲卻沒變

1082
01:02:46,825 --> 01:02:49,536
‎丁思齊，我們來賽跑怎麼樣？

1083
01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:51,371
‎-三、二、一，開始
‎-什麼？

1084
01:02:51,455 --> 01:02:52,289
‎嘿！

1085
01:02:56,418 --> 01:02:57,252
‎好

1086
01:02:57,753 --> 01:02:58,837
‎不公平

1087
01:03:07,137 --> 01:03:12,142
‎所以你的舊公寓就在轉角

1088
01:03:13,477 --> 01:03:16,271
‎我不確定這樣好不好

1089
01:03:16,355 --> 01:03:19,691
‎-薇靜，妳有蔥嗎？
‎-嗨，孫阿姨

1090
01:03:19,775 --> 01:03:22,110
‎抱歉，我認識妳嗎？

1091
01:03:22,194 --> 01:03:25,030
‎媽，想不到吧

1092
01:03:25,113 --> 01:03:28,283
‎我們有位意外的訪客

1093
01:03:31,662 --> 01:03:34,456
‎你是因為女孩子才這麼反常？

1094
01:03:34,540 --> 01:03:36,291
‎-媽，不是啦
‎-我一直以為

1095
01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:38,418
‎你給我跑去網咖吸毒

1096
01:03:38,502 --> 01:03:40,879
‎-結果是因為一個女孩子…
‎-她是麗娜啦

1097
01:03:43,048 --> 01:03:44,091
‎嗨

1098
01:03:44,174 --> 01:03:45,092
‎麗娜？

1099
01:03:45,717 --> 01:03:46,844
‎妳怎麼來了？

1100
01:03:47,469 --> 01:03:50,347
‎來看老朋友

1101
01:03:53,559 --> 01:03:56,103
‎我真失禮，快進來…

1102
01:03:56,186 --> 01:03:58,063
‎我還沒跟你算完

1103
01:03:58,647 --> 01:04:01,400
‎-她現在好漂亮
‎-就像公主一樣

1104
01:04:01,483 --> 01:04:03,485
‎她的鼻子有點扁

1105
01:04:03,569 --> 01:04:05,195
‎來，先吃這個

1106
01:04:05,279 --> 01:04:09,241
‎-不用這麼麻煩…
‎-妳瘦得跟竹竿一樣

1107
01:04:09,324 --> 01:04:11,368
‎-抱歉，我沒想到…
‎-麗娜

1108
01:04:11,451 --> 01:04:15,038
‎妳知不知道
‎思齊每年還在呆呆的墳上放花？

1109
01:04:15,122 --> 01:04:16,748
‎黃叔叔，別說了

1110
01:04:16,832 --> 01:04:18,292
‎我不知道

1111
01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:20,627
‎他真可愛，還哭了

1112
01:04:20,711 --> 01:04:23,255
‎我沒哭，我是哀悼

1113
01:04:23,338 --> 01:04:24,673
‎他還帶花呢

1114
01:04:24,756 --> 01:04:26,383
‎帶一小束花

1115
01:05:09,676 --> 01:05:10,719
‎進來

1116
01:05:16,433 --> 01:05:18,852
‎什麼？妳是說他不是我兒子？

1117
01:05:18,936 --> 01:05:20,771
‎你清楚得很，別想騙我

1118
01:05:20,854 --> 01:05:23,273
‎不，是妳一直在騙我

1119
01:05:23,357 --> 01:05:26,693
‎妳只是想繼承我爸的事業

1120
01:05:26,777 --> 01:05:29,446
‎-對，我也會如願
‎-我知道妳做了什麼好事

1121
01:05:29,529 --> 01:05:30,822
‎妳以為妳騙得了我？

1122
01:05:30,906 --> 01:05:32,824
‎我看到妳跟那個男人了

1123
01:05:32,908 --> 01:05:34,451
‎你知道個屁

1124
01:05:34,534 --> 01:05:36,578
‎我知道我應該聽我媽的

1125
01:05:36,662 --> 01:05:38,413
‎-我才是你媽
‎-不！

1126
01:05:41,249 --> 01:05:42,084
‎來

1127
01:05:44,461 --> 01:05:46,463
‎這裡就像時光機

1128
01:05:46,546 --> 01:05:47,881
‎對，抱歉

1129
01:05:47,965 --> 01:05:50,550
‎我只有來這裡才能清靜一下

1130
01:05:50,634 --> 01:05:52,511
‎-你清靜不了的，思齊
‎-什麼？

1131
01:05:52,594 --> 01:05:55,555
‎因為呆呆的鬼魂會纏著你不放

1132
01:05:56,181 --> 01:05:57,724
‎不，呆呆！你死了

1133
01:05:57,808 --> 01:06:00,477
‎你會哭嗎？有人要流眼淚了嗎？

1134
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:02,270
‎我沒後悔，你很好吃

1135
01:06:02,354 --> 01:06:05,148
‎你等等就會知道後悔的滋味

1136
01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:07,484
‎不，離我遠一點，你這雞鬼

1137
01:06:07,567 --> 01:06:08,860
‎你為什麼要吃我？

1138
01:06:08,944 --> 01:06:10,654
‎是麗娜，她逼我的

1139
01:06:11,446 --> 01:06:12,739
‎出賣我

1140
01:06:12,823 --> 01:06:14,992
‎-好壞
‎-那是妳的主意啊

1141
01:06:16,368 --> 01:06:19,287
‎我想我們小時候鬼點子很多

1142
01:06:20,414 --> 01:06:21,248
‎對

1143
01:06:24,292 --> 01:06:25,127
‎來

1144
01:06:31,675 --> 01:06:34,219
‎妳記得我們的約定嗎？

1145
01:06:34,302 --> 01:06:36,221
‎-打勾勾…
‎-當然

1146
01:06:36,304 --> 01:06:37,556
‎那是怎麼說的？

1147
01:06:37,639 --> 01:06:40,517
‎永遠的朋友，日復一日…

1148
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:42,602
‎-年復一年
‎-年復一年

1149
01:06:42,686 --> 01:06:44,896
‎-誓言
‎-誓言

1150
01:06:46,231 --> 01:06:47,274
‎-永不變
‎-永不變

1151
01:06:56,199 --> 01:06:57,826
‎-天啊
‎-妳還好嗎？

1152
01:06:57,909 --> 01:06:59,244
‎我沒事…

1153
01:07:00,162 --> 01:07:01,038
‎抱歉

1154
01:07:01,121 --> 01:07:03,623
‎我沒料到會出現我的大臉

1155
01:07:03,707 --> 01:07:04,833
‎好丟臉

1156
01:07:05,876 --> 01:07:09,463
‎我第一次看到這廣告看板時
‎也差點摔下去

1157
01:07:10,756 --> 01:07:12,090
‎但那也不錯

1158
01:07:12,174 --> 01:07:13,967
‎就像妳回來了一樣

1159
01:07:14,051 --> 01:07:17,846
‎雖然又大又亮、超級燦爛

1160
01:07:19,139 --> 01:07:20,974
‎卻比不過本人

1161
01:07:25,228 --> 01:07:27,105
‎我們來場真正的約會怎麼樣？

1162
01:07:27,898 --> 01:07:30,442
‎沒有丹，不搞排場

1163
01:07:31,151 --> 01:07:31,985
‎我…

1164
01:07:35,530 --> 01:07:36,406
‎抱歉

1165
01:07:38,366 --> 01:07:41,369
‎麗娜，妳去哪裡了？一小時後要拍照

1166
01:07:41,453 --> 01:07:44,247
‎妳的頭髮怎麼了？我派車去接妳

1167
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:54,091
‎思齊，我今晚很開心

1168
01:07:54,174 --> 01:07:56,468
‎但我得走了

1169
01:07:56,968 --> 01:07:58,470
‎謝謝你借我外套

1170
01:07:58,553 --> 01:08:00,972
‎沒關係，下次再還吧

1171
01:08:01,056 --> 01:08:02,057
‎不行，我…

1172
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:04,643
‎反正我們下次見面又不是…

1173
01:08:07,312 --> 01:08:08,230
‎十年後

1174
01:08:10,148 --> 01:08:11,149
‎思齊

1175
01:08:11,233 --> 01:08:12,651
‎事實是

1176
01:08:12,734 --> 01:08:16,029
‎我現在過的是不一樣的生活了

1177
01:08:16,112 --> 01:08:18,365
‎你知道嗎？我有事業

1178
01:08:18,447 --> 01:08:22,285
‎我爸努力打拼的未來

1179
01:08:23,286 --> 01:08:27,081
‎我得達到一定的標準

1180
01:08:28,166 --> 01:08:29,000
‎我猜猜看

1181
01:08:29,875 --> 01:08:33,004
‎我不符合這些標準

1182
01:08:33,088 --> 01:08:33,964
‎我…

1183
01:08:34,047 --> 01:08:35,549
‎你不懂

1184
01:08:35,632 --> 01:08:37,759
‎我只是想…

1185
01:08:39,719 --> 01:08:40,846
‎務實一點

1186
01:08:42,472 --> 01:08:43,348
‎對不起

1187
01:09:06,413 --> 01:09:07,371
‎嘿，思齊

1188
01:09:09,166 --> 01:09:10,208
‎你知道嗎？

1189
01:09:10,291 --> 01:09:14,670
‎蝦條根本沒有蝦的成分在裡面

1190
01:09:15,630 --> 01:09:16,464
‎好吧

1191
01:09:23,263 --> 01:09:24,264
‎思齊…

1192
01:09:27,142 --> 01:09:30,728
‎小時候的情況比較單純

1193
01:09:31,646 --> 01:09:33,440
‎但你現在長大了

1194
01:09:33,940 --> 01:09:34,773
‎而且…

1195
01:09:35,442 --> 01:09:36,401
‎這…

1196
01:09:36,483 --> 01:09:38,236
‎你得務實一點

1197
01:09:42,782 --> 01:09:43,616
‎思齊

1198
01:09:48,205 --> 01:09:49,414
‎好消息，神龍

1199
01:09:50,165 --> 01:09:51,499
‎你終於可以擺脫我了

1200
01:09:52,584 --> 01:09:54,502
‎我準備許第三個願望了

1201
01:09:54,586 --> 01:09:55,420
‎是嗎？

1202
01:09:55,962 --> 01:09:57,214
‎讓我發財

1203
01:09:57,297 --> 01:09:58,423
‎我要成堆的黃金

1204
01:09:58,506 --> 01:09:59,841
‎隨便你怎麼做

1205
01:09:59,925 --> 01:10:02,260
‎-可是…
‎-我還以為這不重要

1206
01:10:02,886 --> 01:10:04,262
‎她不會在乎

1207
01:10:06,056 --> 01:10:07,057
‎真是太蠢了

1208
01:10:08,391 --> 01:10:11,645
‎給我黃金，我就能過上好日子

1209
01:10:11,728 --> 01:10:13,897
‎大家也會尊敬我

1210
01:10:14,814 --> 01:10:18,026
‎大家一定都會想當我的朋友

1211
01:10:18,109 --> 01:10:18,944
‎思齊…

1212
01:10:20,237 --> 01:10:21,321
‎你確定嗎？

1213
01:10:21,404 --> 01:10:22,739
‎我確定嗎？

1214
01:10:22,822 --> 01:10:25,742
‎我們認識後，你一直要我許這種願望

1215
01:10:25,825 --> 01:10:27,118
‎你說得對，可以嗎？

1216
01:10:27,202 --> 01:10:28,411
‎我錯了

1217
01:10:28,495 --> 01:10:30,247
‎好了，這就是我的願望

1218
01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:33,375
‎替我實現，你就能回靈界

1219
01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:35,627
‎參加你那場又盛大又蠢的天庭遊行

1220
01:10:39,214 --> 01:10:40,799
‎快實現這個願望吧，神龍

1221
01:10:51,601 --> 01:10:52,602
‎什麼？

1222
01:10:54,729 --> 01:10:55,563
‎思齊

1223
01:10:56,147 --> 01:10:57,440
‎我會實現你的願望

1224
01:10:59,276 --> 01:11:00,110
‎但首先

1225
01:11:00,944 --> 01:11:02,362
‎我要給你看一件事

1226
01:11:08,201 --> 01:11:09,369
‎我們找到那男孩了

1227
01:11:09,452 --> 01:11:11,288
‎-他在哪？
‎-他在東方明珠塔

1228
01:11:11,371 --> 01:11:13,164
‎對，跟一個女生一起

1229
01:11:13,248 --> 01:11:14,499
‎但他恐怕又逃走了

1230
01:11:14,582 --> 01:11:16,042
‎什麼？怎麼會？

1231
01:11:16,126 --> 01:11:17,752
‎這不是你的

1232
01:11:21,464 --> 01:11:24,509
‎聽我說，我沒時間了，我要…

1233
01:11:28,471 --> 01:11:31,391
‎-麗娜，妳怎麼沒去…
‎-爸，對不起

1234
01:11:31,474 --> 01:11:33,226
‎但我得跟你談談

1235
01:11:33,310 --> 01:11:34,144
‎沒問題

1236
01:11:34,227 --> 01:11:36,813
‎-但這通電話很重要…
‎-爸

1237
01:11:37,522 --> 01:11:38,690
‎拜託

1238
01:11:38,773 --> 01:11:39,607
‎老闆

1239
01:11:41,776 --> 01:11:44,863
‎你記得我們住過石庫門嗎？

1240
01:11:44,946 --> 01:11:46,865
‎我知道我們不富裕

1241
01:11:46,948 --> 01:11:48,325
‎-可是…
‎-放心，麗娜

1242
01:11:48,408 --> 01:11:50,493
‎我們再也不會回頭過那種生活

1243
01:11:50,577 --> 01:11:53,747
‎但爸你都不懷念那種日子嗎？

1244
01:11:54,664 --> 01:11:56,124
‎妳怎麼突然這麼說？

1245
01:11:56,708 --> 01:11:58,668
‎昨晚那個年輕人

1246
01:11:58,752 --> 01:12:00,837
‎你安排我去約會那位

1247
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:02,589
‎他其實就是丁思齊

1248
01:12:03,590 --> 01:12:05,216
‎以前那個社區裡的思齊？

1249
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:06,801
‎對

1250
01:12:06,885 --> 01:12:10,138
‎是他帶妳去東方明珠塔的？

1251
01:12:10,221 --> 01:12:12,307
‎對，我知道你要說什麼

1252
01:12:12,390 --> 01:12:13,975
‎你會叫我別接近他

1253
01:12:14,059 --> 01:12:16,102
‎拋下過去的生活

1254
01:12:16,728 --> 01:12:19,939
‎但說真的，也許我們會比較開心…

1255
01:12:20,023 --> 01:12:22,359
‎一切都不會有事的

1256
01:12:22,901 --> 01:12:24,361
‎我去找思齊聊聊

1257
01:12:24,444 --> 01:12:26,613
‎-什麼？
‎-把車開過來，兩分鐘後見

1258
01:12:26,696 --> 01:12:28,114
‎爸，你沒事吧？

1259
01:12:28,740 --> 01:12:30,116
‎-怎麼回事？
‎-別擔心

1260
01:12:31,242 --> 01:12:32,911
‎我會解決所有問題

1261
01:12:49,260 --> 01:12:50,095
‎爸

1262
01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:53,014
‎神龍？

1263
01:12:53,848 --> 01:12:54,766
‎你跑哪去了？

1264
01:12:58,645 --> 01:12:59,854
‎這是什麼地方？

1265
01:13:11,574 --> 01:13:14,119
‎這曾是我的家

1266
01:13:16,955 --> 01:13:18,957
‎我出身皇室

1267
01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:22,043
‎我從小就學會黃金…

1268
01:13:22,794 --> 01:13:23,753
‎就是權力

1269
01:13:24,671 --> 01:13:28,007
‎所以我一心收集金銀財寶

1270
01:13:28,091 --> 01:13:30,009
‎什麼都不能阻擋我

1271
01:13:31,261 --> 01:13:32,887
‎我的子民忠心耿耿

1272
01:13:35,265 --> 01:13:38,476
‎孜孜不倦做活，年復一年

1273
01:13:40,645 --> 01:13:43,731
‎我的女兒們嫁入名門

1274
01:13:43,815 --> 01:13:45,984
‎延續了王國的榮耀

1275
01:13:48,862 --> 01:13:49,904
‎而我的兒子

1276
01:13:50,572 --> 01:13:52,115
‎被我派去爭奪財寶

1277
01:13:55,952 --> 01:13:57,495
‎最後他為國捐軀

1278
01:13:59,456 --> 01:14:02,083
‎不久後，我擁有了更多黃金跟疆土

1279
01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:05,795
‎紀念碑的數量也是史上第一

1280
01:14:07,505 --> 01:14:08,381
‎然而

1281
01:14:09,132 --> 01:14:11,050
‎在我臨終前

1282
01:14:11,134 --> 01:14:14,804
‎我等著忠心的子民與親愛的家族
‎為我舉辦遊行

1283
01:14:15,972 --> 01:14:17,223
‎卻什麼也沒等到

1284
01:14:18,057 --> 01:14:19,517
‎在我嚥下最後一口氣前

1285
01:14:19,601 --> 01:14:21,603
‎我詛咒所有忘記我的人

1286
01:14:22,562 --> 01:14:25,106
‎我來到靈界入口

1287
01:14:25,190 --> 01:14:27,817
‎等著他們列隊歡迎我

1288
01:14:30,945 --> 01:14:32,530
‎我命令你開門

1289
01:14:32,614 --> 01:14:35,825
‎結果眾神將我變成許願神龍

1290
01:14:36,743 --> 01:14:38,077
‎不是作為獎勵

1291
01:14:38,161 --> 01:14:39,746
‎而是懲罰

1292
01:14:39,829 --> 01:14:42,916
‎我被關在茶壺裡貶落人間

1293
01:14:42,999 --> 01:14:46,753
‎服侍十個主人、學習生命的真諦

1294
01:14:51,883 --> 01:14:53,176
‎老實說

1295
01:14:53,259 --> 01:14:54,552
‎這些年來

1296
01:14:54,636 --> 01:14:56,304
‎經過這麼多主人

1297
01:14:56,387 --> 01:14:57,972
‎我都沒學會

1298
01:15:00,141 --> 01:15:01,351
‎直到我遇見你

1299
01:15:02,268 --> 01:15:03,811
‎我不懂什麼生命的真諦

1300
01:15:04,687 --> 01:15:06,022
‎但你在乎的那些事情

1301
01:15:06,773 --> 01:15:08,566
‎你的朋友跟家人

1302
01:15:09,192 --> 01:15:11,861
‎比我擁有的任何事物都要珍貴

1303
01:15:11,945 --> 01:15:13,821
‎那是無論你用多少黃金

1304
01:15:13,905 --> 01:15:14,906
‎都買不到的

1305
01:15:19,786 --> 01:15:21,079
‎這是你的願望，思齊

1306
01:15:22,372 --> 01:15:24,582
‎你得確定這是你真正想要的

1307
01:15:27,377 --> 01:15:28,253
‎我…

1308
01:15:29,128 --> 01:15:29,963
‎思齊

1309
01:15:30,046 --> 01:15:32,465
‎王叔叔？你怎麼來了？

1310
01:15:32,549 --> 01:15:34,634
‎拜託，把茶壺給我

1311
01:15:34,717 --> 01:15:36,302
‎我沒時間玩遊戲了

1312
01:15:36,886 --> 01:15:38,388
‎他們是你的手下？

1313
01:15:38,471 --> 01:15:41,140
‎沒人會受傷，但我需要…

1314
01:15:47,146 --> 01:15:48,189
‎神龍

1315
01:16:02,870 --> 01:16:04,372
‎離我朋友遠一點

1316
01:16:17,969 --> 01:16:19,804
‎終於得救了

1317
01:16:26,644 --> 01:16:27,812
‎你是怎麼搞的？

1318
01:16:27,895 --> 01:16:29,272
‎我說過別傷害那孩子

1319
01:16:29,355 --> 01:16:33,026
‎我這輩子都在卑躬屈膝

1320
01:16:33,109 --> 01:16:36,112
‎現在，換大家向我鞠躬了

1321
01:16:37,322 --> 01:16:39,198
‎不！

1322
01:16:44,954 --> 01:16:47,749
‎-王叔叔
‎-神龍，我召喚你

1323
01:16:49,959 --> 01:16:51,336
‎思齊

1324
01:16:51,836 --> 01:16:53,087
‎我是你的主人了

1325
01:16:54,797 --> 01:16:56,591
‎我想好了第一個願望

1326
01:17:19,364 --> 01:17:20,198
‎爸？

1327
01:17:20,698 --> 01:17:22,825
‎不！天啊

1328
01:17:22,909 --> 01:17:24,118
‎你怎麼了？

1329
01:17:24,702 --> 01:17:26,704
‎-思齊！
‎-進茶壺

1330
01:17:27,497 --> 01:17:28,373
‎爸！

1331
01:17:29,207 --> 01:17:30,792
‎-麗娜
‎-不

1332
01:17:31,751 --> 01:17:32,627
‎快叫救護車

1333
01:17:32,710 --> 01:17:34,295
‎-你不會有事的，爸
‎-麗娜

1334
01:17:35,546 --> 01:17:36,422
‎聽我說

1335
01:17:37,465 --> 01:17:38,466
‎對不起

1336
01:17:39,258 --> 01:17:41,177
‎我試著挽救

1337
01:17:41,260 --> 01:17:43,471
‎但生意失敗了

1338
01:17:45,682 --> 01:17:47,850
‎我想給妳全世界

1339
01:17:49,102 --> 01:17:50,061
‎而現在…

1340
01:17:51,145 --> 01:17:52,522
‎妳卻一無所有了

1341
01:17:53,106 --> 01:17:53,940
‎不

1342
01:17:54,607 --> 01:17:56,359
‎我從來就不需要那些東西

1343
01:17:57,110 --> 01:18:00,154
‎我只想要爸爸陪在我身邊

1344
01:18:01,531 --> 01:18:03,533
‎我只想要你

1345
01:18:30,393 --> 01:18:32,019
‎你敢碰一下就毀了，小子

1346
01:18:45,241 --> 01:18:46,367
‎給他好看，老大

1347
01:18:46,451 --> 01:18:47,994
‎碰他，好好碰他一下

1348
01:18:51,205 --> 01:18:52,206
‎火花耶

1349
01:18:59,088 --> 01:19:00,339
‎神龍，我召喚你

1350
01:19:01,424 --> 01:19:02,300
‎思齊

1351
01:19:08,055 --> 01:19:10,266
‎龍小子？我召喚你

1352
01:19:11,517 --> 01:19:12,477
‎思齊？

1353
01:19:13,394 --> 01:19:14,228
‎思齊！

1354
01:19:14,312 --> 01:19:17,398
‎我想開寵物店，我想要有很多隻小狗

1355
01:19:17,482 --> 01:19:18,316
‎小狗？

1356
01:19:18,399 --> 01:19:19,525
‎對，小狗

1357
01:19:19,609 --> 01:19:21,360
‎沒問題

1358
01:19:25,156 --> 01:19:27,700
‎小傢伙，我要叫你泰迪

1359
01:19:27,784 --> 01:19:29,202
‎不行，泰迪壞狗狗

1360
01:19:37,251 --> 01:19:39,212
‎老大，我拿到茶壺了

1361
01:19:39,295 --> 01:19:41,130
‎別讓那小子拿到茶壺！

1362
01:19:41,214 --> 01:19:43,341
‎幫幫我們！召喚神龍！

1363
01:19:43,424 --> 01:19:45,760
‎快許願，要一把槍，什麼都好

1364
01:19:45,843 --> 01:19:46,677
‎許願？

1365
01:19:46,761 --> 01:19:48,387
‎神龍？召喚？

1366
01:19:50,223 --> 01:19:51,057
‎龍小子

1367
01:19:51,557 --> 01:19:53,100
‎我希望我有一雙長腿

1368
01:19:54,852 --> 01:19:55,686
‎好

1369
01:19:56,687 --> 01:19:57,814
‎你在開玩笑嗎？

1370
01:20:11,828 --> 01:20:12,787
‎我召喚你

1371
01:20:19,001 --> 01:20:21,170
‎神龍，我命令你把這小子甩掉

1372
01:20:21,254 --> 01:20:22,672
‎我沒辦法介入

1373
01:20:22,755 --> 01:20:25,466
‎你得單獨持有茶壺，才能當我的主人

1374
01:20:28,302 --> 01:20:29,971
‎-放手
‎-不

1375
01:20:30,054 --> 01:20:31,097
‎放手！

1376
01:20:36,102 --> 01:20:38,229
‎神龍，我看不到你

1377
01:20:38,312 --> 01:20:40,565
‎你今晚不用送命，小子

1378
01:20:40,648 --> 01:20:41,899
‎你來替我做事

1379
01:20:41,983 --> 01:20:44,235
‎想要多少黃金我都給你

1380
01:20:44,318 --> 01:20:46,279
‎我們的願望是一樣的

1381
01:20:46,779 --> 01:20:47,613
‎不

1382
01:20:47,697 --> 01:20:48,698
‎不，我們不一樣

1383
01:20:49,699 --> 01:20:50,783
‎我不需要黃金

1384
01:20:51,492 --> 01:20:53,578
‎我有更重要的願望

1385
01:20:55,621 --> 01:20:56,455
‎思齊

1386
01:20:56,539 --> 01:20:57,957
‎我需要茶壺

1387
01:21:08,009 --> 01:21:11,512
‎起碼你當雕像放我辦公室會挺好看的

1388
01:21:33,034 --> 01:21:33,993
‎不！

1389
01:21:36,537 --> 01:21:37,580
‎神龍？

1390
01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:42,126
‎神龍，不！

1391
01:21:42,209 --> 01:21:43,044
‎不！

1392
01:22:08,653 --> 01:22:09,612
‎神龍！

1393
01:22:18,204 --> 01:22:20,206
‎神龍！

1394
01:23:02,206 --> 01:23:03,040
‎思齊！

1395
01:23:04,083 --> 01:23:04,917
‎思齊

1396
01:23:06,168 --> 01:23:07,211
‎怎麼回事？

1397
01:23:10,673 --> 01:23:12,258
‎歡迎，神龍

1398
01:23:12,842 --> 01:23:13,718
‎怎麼回事？

1399
01:23:14,301 --> 01:23:15,845
‎-我在哪裡？
‎-恭喜

1400
01:23:16,721 --> 01:23:19,515
‎你已完成擔當許願神龍的任務

1401
01:23:19,598 --> 01:23:21,559
‎完成？但我還沒完成

1402
01:23:21,642 --> 01:23:23,519
‎我還沒完成第十個主人的願望

1403
01:23:23,602 --> 01:23:26,480
‎你把別人的需要擺在自己面前

1404
01:23:26,564 --> 01:23:29,984
‎我們看到你明白了生命的真諦

1405
01:23:30,067 --> 01:23:33,237
‎你現在可以進入靈界了

1406
01:23:42,872 --> 01:23:43,914
‎那是…

1407
01:23:45,207 --> 01:23:46,125
‎遊行嗎？

1408
01:23:46,709 --> 01:23:47,960
‎為你而辦的

1409
01:23:51,088 --> 01:23:53,340
‎不行，我沒辦法，我得回去

1410
01:23:53,924 --> 01:23:54,759
‎回去？

1411
01:23:54,842 --> 01:23:57,678
‎把我變回許願神龍
‎我還要實現一個願望

1412
01:23:57,762 --> 01:24:00,514
‎太荒謬了，天法禁止如此

1413
01:24:00,598 --> 01:24:02,808
‎你才荒謬，你這穿裙子的臭老頭

1414
01:24:02,892 --> 01:24:04,435
‎-這不是裙子
‎-送我回去

1415
01:24:09,732 --> 01:24:12,151
‎你膽敢違抗神旨？

1416
01:24:12,234 --> 01:24:14,445
‎好吧，如果你不送我回去

1417
01:24:14,528 --> 01:24:15,654
‎我就自己去

1418
01:24:16,864 --> 01:24:18,449
‎-住手！
‎-蠢雲

1419
01:24:18,532 --> 01:24:20,326
‎立刻給我住手

1420
01:24:21,077 --> 01:24:22,036
‎我朋友需要我

1421
01:24:22,953 --> 01:24:23,996
‎好！

1422
01:24:24,497 --> 01:24:26,457
‎我們准你返回人間

1423
01:24:27,249 --> 01:24:29,668
‎但有一個條件

1424
01:24:52,983 --> 01:24:53,818
‎神龍

1425
01:25:00,991 --> 01:25:02,284
‎說出你最後的願望吧

1426
01:25:03,285 --> 01:25:04,495
‎偉大的主人

1427
01:25:10,876 --> 01:25:12,002
‎我希望…

1428
01:25:36,026 --> 01:25:36,861
‎爸？

1429
01:25:37,444 --> 01:25:38,571
‎爸！

1430
01:26:08,142 --> 01:26:09,476
‎你在這裡啊，莫里斯

1431
01:26:09,560 --> 01:26:12,021
‎這是口袋和褲子先生

1432
01:26:12,104 --> 01:26:14,940
‎全部234隻

1433
01:26:15,024 --> 01:26:16,901
‎你的小狗真可愛

1434
01:26:19,236 --> 01:26:20,362
‎你的腿也很不賴

1435
01:26:20,863 --> 01:26:22,865
‎-謝謝，掰囉
‎-掰

1436
01:26:40,132 --> 01:26:41,675
‎思齊，我…

1437
01:26:41,759 --> 01:26:44,720
‎我要你務實一點

1438
01:26:44,803 --> 01:26:46,263
‎我的意思不是說…

1439
01:26:48,265 --> 01:26:49,225
‎沒事，媽

1440
01:26:53,395 --> 01:26:54,230
‎我…

1441
01:26:54,939 --> 01:26:57,524
‎抱歉我不能給你更好的生活

1442
01:26:58,651 --> 01:27:00,027
‎媽，妳給了我很多

1443
01:27:01,362 --> 01:27:02,947
‎妳給了我最重要的一切

1444
01:27:06,617 --> 01:27:07,534
‎那…

1445
01:27:08,035 --> 01:27:11,038
‎很晚了，我們該吃晚餐了

1446
01:27:11,121 --> 01:27:11,956
‎來

1447
01:27:14,875 --> 01:27:15,876
‎王先生？

1448
01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:17,211
‎你怎麼來了？

1449
01:27:17,294 --> 01:27:18,837
‎思齊在嗎？他沒事吧？

1450
01:27:20,339 --> 01:27:22,883
‎思齊，你又惹什麼麻煩了？

1451
01:27:22,967 --> 01:27:24,635
‎不，他沒惹麻煩

1452
01:27:24,718 --> 01:27:27,179
‎我是來道歉的

1453
01:27:28,514 --> 01:27:29,765
‎我都知道了

1454
01:27:30,349 --> 01:27:31,308
‎謝謝

1455
01:27:35,062 --> 01:27:37,731
‎我真失禮，坐

1456
01:27:37,815 --> 01:27:40,317
‎-我們正要吃晚餐
‎-妳太客氣了

1457
01:27:40,401 --> 01:27:41,402
‎別胡說了

1458
01:27:41,485 --> 01:27:42,569
‎我很樂意

1459
01:27:42,653 --> 01:27:45,614
‎況且我們家都…

1460
01:27:45,698 --> 01:27:47,199
‎兩小時沒客人來了

1461
01:27:49,743 --> 01:27:52,246
‎他們年紀太輕了，不能牽手

1462
01:27:52,329 --> 01:27:53,455
‎-閉嘴啦
‎-閉嘴啦

1463
01:27:53,539 --> 01:27:56,875
‎看起來你需要來點美味的家常菜

1464
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:03,007
‎我沒喝過這麼好喝的湯

1465
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:10,514
‎娜娜

1466
01:28:11,140 --> 01:28:13,600
‎娜娜，這個好嗎？

1467
01:28:13,684 --> 01:28:15,519
‎太誇張了吧？我去拿另一個

1468
01:28:15,602 --> 01:28:18,397
‎很棒，爸，放到前面的窗戶那裡

1469
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:20,858
‎-對，限你明天前決定，否則拉倒
‎-嗨

1470
01:28:22,151 --> 01:28:25,029
‎做湯包的速度快一點，你讓開

1471
01:28:27,948 --> 01:28:28,782
‎很好

1472
01:28:29,325 --> 01:28:31,035
‎思齊！振作點，茶杯呢？

1473
01:28:31,118 --> 01:28:33,412
‎-十分鐘後就開門了
‎-我去拿

1474
01:28:34,288 --> 01:28:35,164
‎茶杯

1475
01:28:35,831 --> 01:28:37,666
‎茶杯…

1476
01:28:52,556 --> 01:28:53,432
‎神龍？

1477
01:28:54,141 --> 01:28:56,185
‎你好，偉大的主人

1478
01:28:56,894 --> 01:28:57,853
‎一個鄉下小孩

1479
01:28:58,437 --> 01:29:00,189
‎神龍，你來這裡做什麼？

1480
01:29:00,272 --> 01:29:02,024
‎你應該在靈界啊

1481
01:29:02,608 --> 01:29:06,695
‎對，這件事情變得有點複雜

1482
01:29:06,779 --> 01:29:08,030
‎所以我回來了！

1483
01:29:08,697 --> 01:29:12,451
‎回來？再服侍十個主人？

1484
01:29:13,118 --> 01:29:14,203
‎你猜對了

1485
01:29:14,286 --> 01:29:18,874
‎可是你為了進天庭等了一千年

1486
01:29:18,957 --> 01:29:21,085
‎我知道，現場還有遊行，可是…

1487
01:29:22,461 --> 01:29:23,837
‎你還有一個願望

1488
01:29:24,588 --> 01:29:25,798
‎這是唯一的辦法

1489
01:29:27,549 --> 01:29:30,177
‎你為了我放棄了這一切？

1490
01:29:31,637 --> 01:29:32,846
‎我心甘情願

1491
01:29:33,514 --> 01:29:36,266
‎我第一次覺得我可以…

1492
01:29:36,350 --> 01:29:39,353
‎傳授一點智慧，在人間改變一些事

1493
01:29:43,899 --> 01:29:46,318
‎況且上面沒有蝦條

1494
01:29:46,402 --> 01:29:49,655
‎我也還沒坐過大鐵鳥

1495
01:29:49,738 --> 01:29:53,158
‎天庭也沒有空調

1496
01:29:53,242 --> 01:29:54,451
‎其實有很多…

1497
01:30:00,749 --> 01:30:01,750
‎神龍，謝謝你

1498
01:30:03,669 --> 01:30:04,503
‎謝謝你

1499
01:30:09,216 --> 01:30:11,593
‎思齊，為什麼有一堆碎茶杯在…

1500
01:30:15,848 --> 01:30:17,808
‎算了，我不想知道

1501
01:30:23,313 --> 01:30:24,481
‎好了，思齊，放手

1502
01:30:25,524 --> 01:30:26,483
‎放手，思齊

1503
01:30:33,824 --> 01:30:34,992
‎再見，神龍

1504
01:30:44,751 --> 01:30:46,462
‎我是神

1505
01:30:50,466 --> 01:30:53,260
‎你在看什麼？神，你就是在看神

1506
01:38:19,789 --> 01:38:23,793
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