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♪ University.

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Big day, Mick. How we feeling?

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Huge day. I mean, are you kidding me?

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Less than a year ago, this
family was in total ruin.

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Then Old Mick steps
in and saves the day.

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- I'm so proud of you.
- I mean, what parent can say

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they got their kid into Yale?

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Hey, you're not our parent.

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- Well, you're a bastard.
- Hey, guys,

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what's it like watching
your big sis graduate?

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I'm happy for her but sad for me.

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I'm frickin' pumped.

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Now with Sabrina out of the way,

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I can finally blossom.

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The era of Chip 2.0 begins now.

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What was wrong with the old Chip?

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Ugh. He was no good.

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I could do way better.

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It all starts with the
end of the year rager

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- I'm throwing tomorrow.
- Normally, I'd say

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your nerd friends aren't
allowed in my house,

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but I'm feeling particularly
good today, so go nuts.

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Terence Ogilvy, Emory University.

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Emory. Sorry, Terence.

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Hope your parents still love you.

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Excuse me.

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We're Terence's parents.

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Emory is a wonderful school.

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Is it? Oh. All right.

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- I've just never heard of it.
- Where is your kid going?

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Why don't you turn around?
Maybe you'll learn something.

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Sabrina Pemberton, Yale University.

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- All right!
- That's how we do!

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That's what I'm talking about!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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It's weird to think at
least a third of these kids

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are gonna be addicted
to opioids at some point.

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What are you talking about?

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Guess who.

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It's Farble, you stupid idiot.

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Ugh, why are your hands so wet?

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My palms sweat. Get over it.

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I heard you're having a party tomorrow.

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- I'm coming.
- Quit it.

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Let me know if you need help setting up.

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- All right. Who's that?
- Frickin' Farble.

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We made out at Formal and
now she won't leave me alone.

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Well, what's the problem?
Chick's into you.

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Yeah, I know, and it's terrifying.

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Oh, I don't know, man.
I say you go for it.

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No. Farble, she was just a detour.

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I want a girl like Madison.

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Look, girls like Madison
are more trouble

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than they're worth, okay?
Frabble, on the other hand...

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- Farble.
- All right, look. Whatever.

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Okay, the two of you can form
a partnership where you're free

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to explore each other's
bodies in a non-judgmental way.

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You know, does that feel good?

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Does that hurt? What's that thing?

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Guys.

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We finally made it. The day has arrived.

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And I think I speak for
everyone at this table

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when I say we could not be happier

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to see you go.

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- Oh.
- To the end of an era.

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And to the beginning of a new chapter.

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To the death of tyranny
and to the birth of freedom.

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- From the fiery pits of h...
- Okay.

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- Okay, I get it.
- Yeah? You got it?

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- Hey, congratulations.
- Thank you.

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Mmm.

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I got something to say.

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Sabrina, I learned a
lot from you this year.

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I can only hope that
you learned from me, too.

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Because even though I can't...

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call you my little girl anymore,

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that... the...

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Need a minute?

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No more toasts, 'kay?

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- Let's just eat.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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So, Sabrina, are you excited to leave?

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- Yeah, when you leavin'?
- Do you have an exact date?

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No. I don't... I don't know.

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Probably not for a while.
Let's talk about something else.

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Oh, not so fast. While
we're on the topic.

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Um, I was looking at the Yale
Web site, they have all kinds

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- of amazing summer courses.
- You brought a brochure?

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Yeah, 'cause I thought you
might be interested in spending

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your summer building robots.

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- I'm not.
- Well, it's never too early

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- to get acclimated to the campus.
- That's true.

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You know what you could do
is you could just pack up...

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- I'm not going.
- All right, fine, but, you know,

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y-you don't just build the
robots, you also race them.

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I don't care about the
robots, I'm not going to Yale.

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No, no, no. Y-You got to go.

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The reign of Chip has already begun.

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Right, and-and-and
Pembertons go to Yale.

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Isn't that, isn't that the family motto?

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- I don't want to talk about it.
- I don't care

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if you want to talk about
it or not, I do, okay?

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Because this is a decision
that doesn't just affect you.

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I didn't get in, okay?

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Happy?

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All right, I'm ready.

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Sab... Where'd she go?

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Oh man, college is so awesome.

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Uh, bong rips and Hacky
Sack and hung guys.

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Oh, I would have been
so good at college.

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Can you focus, please?

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I shouldn't have to remind
you that the stakes are high.

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You want Sabrina to live with
us for the rest of her life?

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- No, that cannot happen.
- I won't allow it.

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Hello. I'd like to speak
with Dean Kirkland, please.

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- Do you have an appointment?
- Yes. Yes.

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- We are next.
- Great. What's your name?

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Chang. We're the Changs.

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Look, unfortunately, Dean Kirkland

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is completely booked up.

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I can get you in the
first week of August.

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That's two months from now.

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Sorry, it's the best I can do.

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Okay.

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Well, that's that. We're
stuck with the bitch.

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Uh-uh. I'm not leaving
until I get five minutes

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- with Dean Kirkland.
- What?

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- Give me a cigarette and some matches.
- Oh, okay.

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- What are you gonna do?
- I'm doing a hot foot.

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- I'm gonna stick this to her shoe.
- Yeah.

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Once the cigarette burns
down, the matches ignite and...

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- Kaboom. Bitch is toast. Yeah.
- What? No.

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Not kaboom. I just want
to create a diversion

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so I can slip in to the dean's
office for a little face time.

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Oh, genius. Okay. What should I do?

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You just make sure Brian Chang

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stays as far away from here as possible.

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What? Wait? How will
I know which one he is?

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Don't worry about it. I
know a Chang when I see one.

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Man, there-there are a
lot of 'em, aren't there?

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- Okay. Uh, plan B.
- Okay, what should we...?

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- Chang!
- What?

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- Chang!
- What are we do...?

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I... what are we...?

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Uh... Oh, no. Uh, Chang?

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Hi, I-I'm Brian Chang.

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- This is my mom, Susan.
- Hi.

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Hi. I, uh, I am Alba... Smith.

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I am an as-associate of Dean Kirkland.

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She asked me to take you on a tour.

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- Oh. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

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So, right this way, please.

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Uh, is this your first visit to Yale?

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No. I-I visited last fall.

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Oh, yes. So you are
familiar with this building.

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Bro, this house is sick. I
could pee, like, 20 times,

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and still not use all the bathrooms.

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Yeah. Never thought of it like that.

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Still haven't seen any bedrooms.

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- Oh... look, uh, Emily...
- Farble.

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You call yourself that?

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It's my name, you dip.

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Okay, look. Farble, um...

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I'm... I-I had a great
time at the dance.

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I'm just not really looking
for a relationship right now.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't
want to be your girlfriend.

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- You don't?
- I got a list of crap

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I want to try before high
school, and I bet you do, too.

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- I do, but I...
- But nothing.

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This will be our little secret.

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All right. You got a deal, Emily.

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Farble.

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Hey, sorry. I didn't realize...

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He's such a dick.

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Who-who are we talking about again?

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Nico. I hate him.

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Thank you.

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I'm sorry. I'm so embarrassed.

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Oh, no, don't be. Don't be sorry.

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You know...

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let it... let it out.

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How many libraries are on campus?

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Uh, 53. Yeah.

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- Wow. That's a lot.
- Oh, yeah. Nerds love it here.

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Wha...

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Who threw this? Oh!

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This is a Yale Frisbee,

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a quintessential college item.

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You want to throw it back, Brian?

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That's okay.

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Okay, tell you what.

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You hit that big-ass tree,

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and you are in.

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No applications, no interviews.

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Just this toss.

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

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_

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Class of '98?

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Oh, you know it. Yeah.

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Find your name. Come on in.

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Uh, here it is. Okay.

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- Have fun.
- Thanks.

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Hey, screw Nico. He's
an idiot for dumping you.

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And I don't mean to
speak out of turn, but...

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I-I've seen his dong in
the locker room, and it's...

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it's whatever.

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Thanks for being so nice.

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Let me go grab us some
drinks. When I get back,

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we're gonna turn that frown upside down.

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Deal?

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Deal.

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Hi. I just... I wanted
to apologize for earlier.

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You know, I was trying to help my kid,

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and I let my emotions
get the best of me.

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- It's fine. I understand.
- Okay.

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But I would love to take that
August slot if it's still open.

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I can squeeze you in

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- on the 5th or the 15th.
- Oh, shoot!

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I'm so sorry.

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It's fine. It's fine.

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- I got it.
- Oh, let me... I can help.

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- Here.
- It's totally fine.

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- I got it.
- I'm so clumsy.

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Oh, boy. Oh, sorry about that.

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Okay, and thank you.

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See you in August.

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Okay. Oh, wait, I didn't get your name.

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Is something burning?

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, Mrs. Chang?

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No. But it does say a
lot about your character

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that you didn't question that.

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- No, hi. I'm Mickey Molng.
- Oh.

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- Sorry, but I have an appointment.
- Oh, no.

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Don't you worry about the Changs.

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Changs are good. They're
out there Chang-ing it up.

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Um, Um, I need to talk to yu

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about a student that was rejected.

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Sabrina Pemberton.

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I'm sorry, but I'm not
at liberty to discuss

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- our ad...
- Just hear me out, okay?

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Sabrina is incredible.

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She's the smartest person
I know. And resilient.

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I mean, she's been
through hell this year

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and still she manages
to get good grades,

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keep a jam-packed social schedule,

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a-and look like a movie
star while doing it.

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It's infuriating.

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She sounds wonderful.

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Our problem here at Yale

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is we get too many wonderful applicants.

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Yeah.

253
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I-I'm gonna level with you.

254
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She's the worst.

255
00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:14,810
- Excuse me?
- Sabrina. She's a dick.

256
00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:16,810
Smart, sure. But cruel.

257
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Nasty little mouth on her.

258
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And I need you to let her

259
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go to school here, right?

260
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Before she sucks the
soul right out of my ass.

261
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I'm sorry.

262
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,230
There really isn't anything I can do.

263
00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:28,500
Why?! Can you just tell me why?

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Ma'am, I'm going to ask you to leave.

265
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And I'm going to decline, okay?

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Because there's nothing
that you or security

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or the cops or their dogs can do to me

268
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that's worse than what I
got waiting for me at home.

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So I'm not leaving this office

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until you give me one legitimate reason

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why Sabrina Pemberton was not accepted.

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She got in.

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She what now?

274
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She was notified a few months ago.

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Liar!

276
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,090
How many times do I have
to tell you to knock?

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I went to Yale, Sabrina.
I spoke to admissions.

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What? What is wrong with you?

279
00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:14,980
Why did you tell me you didn't get in?

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Because it's none of your business.

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Okay. Well, then, I guess I'll
just have to beat it out of you.

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Hey!

283
00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,630
Why aren't you going to Yale, Sabrina?

284
00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,530
I just don't want to go, okay?

285
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- Will you stop it?
- No!

286
00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:26,500
Not until you answer me.

287
00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,460
Yale is pretentious.

288
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You're pretentious. Try again.

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It was built by slaves.

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Your shoes were built by
slaves. Come on, Sabrina.

291
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I don't have to explain myself to you.

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The least you can do is
explain yourself to me.

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I'm scared, okay?

294
00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,440
What if I don't like it there?

295
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:47,940
What if my, my dorm is gross

296
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and I have to wear socks in the shower?

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00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,620
What if...

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what if the parties suck and...

299
00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,360
and everybody's nerdy and lame

300
00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:56,710
and way smarter than me?

301
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:58,710
What if I peaked in high school?

302
00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:01,260
Get in the car. I want
to show you something.

303
00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:02,940
- No.
- Get in the car!

304
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,779
Dude, there you are.

305
00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:08,989
Where the heck you been?

306
00:12:08,990 --> 00:12:10,920
You know, just dealing
with some host duties.

307
00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:12,020
Uh...

308
00:12:13,550 --> 00:12:15,680
Well, whatever you're doing, keep it up.

309
00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:17,360
This kicker is thumpin'.

310
00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:18,040
Thanks, Farble.

311
00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:20,310
T.J. Zappacosta just busted out some...

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sick, like, break dancing windmill move.

313
00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:24,440
- I wish I could have seen it.
- Yeah.

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00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,740
Then Nico Puccinelli showed
up, and he and Madison

315
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started ripping each other's heads off.

316
00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:30,610
- What? When?
- Like, ten seconds ago, bro.

317
00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:31,780
They're still going at it.

318
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:33,550
You weren't picking up
your phone, all right?

319
00:12:33,650 --> 00:12:34,680
And I get here, and someone's telling me

320
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you're off with some random guy?

321
00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,080
We weren't even doing anything.

322
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,450
You're the one that broke up with me.

323
00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:45,420
- Beer, please.
- Sure.

324
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,540
Oh, college was crazy, right?

325
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,210
- Best years of my life.
- Mmm.

326
00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,610
Hey, you want to do a shot?

327
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,280
Uh, actually, I was just about to leave.

328
00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:57,120
What? No. Hey, what
are you talking about?

329
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:58,900
Hey, the party's just getting started.

330
00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,160
Honestly, I-I don't even
know why I came back.

331
00:13:01,260 --> 00:13:02,290
This was a mistake.

332
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:03,590
Oh, no.

333
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,390
Only mistake you are making

334
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,070
is not doing a shot
with a fellow Bulldog.

335
00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:10,700
What the heck? I'll do one.

336
00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,080
Okay!

337
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,800
This place is really bumming me out.

338
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:16,910
Why are we here?

339
00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,670
Poodle ever talk to you about our mom?

340
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,520
- No, not really.
- Yeah.

341
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:21,660
Well, she took off

342
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,390
when we were both about your age.

343
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,660
Where'd she go?

344
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,360
Nobody knows.

345
00:13:26,470 --> 00:13:28,020
She gave us each 5,000 bucks,

346
00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,430
and we never saw her again.

347
00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:31,530
Geez, that's... dark.

348
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,570
Your mom used her money
to move to New York City

349
00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:34,890
to follow her dreams.

350
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,300
Well, she became a stripper.

351
00:13:36,410 --> 00:13:38,750
She was a waitress in a strip club.

352
00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,210
So, what'd you do with your share?

353
00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,120
I bought a samurai sword.

354
00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:46,640
You spent $5,000 on a samurai sword?

355
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,699
It was, like, $4,200.

356
00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:48,700
God, I don't know what
happened to the rest.

357
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,940
But the point is, she took a big swing.

358
00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:52,740
I never even left the dugout.

359
00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:54,010
Because you were scared.

360
00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:55,270
That's right.

361
00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:57,220
Okay, I see your point.

362
00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,850
Still don't know why we're here.

363
00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:03,790
There she is.

364
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,710
God, she's beautiful.

365
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,370
Had to use her to pay a bar tab.

366
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,739
That's a big bar tab.

367
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:12,210
Well, I had quite a
drinking problem back then.

368
00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:13,570
Oh, yeah?

369
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,810
And now it just sits
up there, mocking me.

370
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,140
If it bothers you so much,
why don't you just buy it back?

371
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,840
Sabrina, that is a Fumetsu Katana, okay?

372
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,459
You don't just buy those back.

373
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:25,959
It's probably tripled in value.

374
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,160
Okay, so just take it.

375
00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,250
It's all nailed up to
the wall and stuff.

376
00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:32,320
- You know, that'd be, like, a whole thing.
- Huh.

377
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:34,320
I'm hearing a lot of excuses.

378
00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:37,190
All right, don't do that.
I see what you're doing.

379
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:40,160
Mickey, I'm just saying, it
sounds like you're still scared

380
00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:42,400
after, what, 50 years?

381
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:47,660
There you are.

382
00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:49,909
Where's Madison?

383
00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:52,580
- Fighting with her boyfriend.
- Great. Go defend her.

384
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,610
Are you crazy? That guy will kill me.

385
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,079
So what? All right?
Sometimes you win a fight

386
00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,549
- by getting your ass kicked.
- That must make you

387
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:01,819
the heavyweight champion of the world.

388
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:04,500
Chip, who do you think
Madison's gonna choose, okay?

389
00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:07,480
The jerk that pummels some
weakling and ruins the party?

390
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:11,020
Or the sweet, caring guy
that gets decimated for her?

391
00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:14,820
Now get down there and
get your ass rocked.

392
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,270
Come on.

393
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,650
How do I not remember you?

394
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,010
Ah, I was invisible back then.

395
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:26,280
Hey, you're not invisible
anymore, Melanie.

396
00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,999
Oh!

397
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,230
Oh, wow.

398
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,060
Come on, this way. This way.

399
00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:45,999
What the hell is a hot foot?

400
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,420
How does nobody know what a
hot...? Listen, doesn't matter.

401
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,530
Just distract the
bartender. Pay attention.

402
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:52,570
Yeah, how am I supposed to do that?

403
00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:54,510
You got into Yale. Figure it out.

404
00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:59,140
- How you doing over here?
- I have a question.

405
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,000
How much would it be to buy
the samurai sword above the bar?

406
00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:06,060
Um... 50 bucks?

407
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,300
- $50?
- $40 if you got cash.

408
00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:12,430
- Hey, what'd I miss?
- Not much.

409
00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:13,840
Just this kind gentleman telling me

410
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:16,570
he'd sell me that samurai sword for $40.

411
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,570
- Wait. What?
- What the...?

412
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,640
- Hey. Put it out! Put it out!
- Oh, God.

413
00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:22,860
Oh! Oh! Oh!

414
00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,160
Oh, boy.

415
00:16:24,161 --> 00:16:26,730
- Oh, my God. Oh!
- My foot!

416
00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,900
Okay, what are you
waiting for? Go grab it!

417
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,660
Are you insane? No.

418
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:32,580
I can't do that. I'm not
wearing the right shoes,

419
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,940
and it's on fire, and
it's super high up.

420
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,680
Excuses.

421
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:42,370
Hey, what do you think you're doing?

422
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,820
Mickey! Mickey?

423
00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:49,420
- Got it! Got it!
- Whoa!

424
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,730
God, I got it.

425
00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:53,469
- What are you doing?!
- That... Ah, you stay back.

426
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,900
It's my sword, and
I'm taking it with me.

427
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,840
- Mickey, calm down.
- What, are you crazy, lady?

428
00:16:56,900 --> 00:17:00,060
You cut my ear off!

429
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,800
- Oh, yeah? Let me see.
- Hey, you nuts?!

430
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,810
Stay back. Okay.

431
00:17:03,910 --> 00:17:06,160
No, no, it's good. I
just snipped the tip.

432
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,040
- You're fine.
- You cut my ear off, you crazy bitch!

433
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:08,840
- What are you doing?
- Go!

434
00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:10,550
Can we talk about it in the car?

435
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,740
You don't follow us. Stay away from us.

436
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,150
Shut up, Nico. Just shut up.

437
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,240
Look, I told you. I-I
was at Carter's house.

438
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,580
Can I help you with something, bro?

439
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:21,820
Don't talk to him like that.

440
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,540
That's Chip. This is his house.

441
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,010
That is true.

442
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,620
Um, and house rule number one is,

443
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,190
um, you have to respect women.

444
00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:32,320
And if you can't abide by that rule,

445
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,029
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

446
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:37,449
Dude, get out of my face before
I throttle you in your own home.

447
00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:39,510
Here we go. Your brother's
gonna get creamed.

448
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:41,550
- I can't see.
- Oh, yeah.

449
00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,140
Let's get you up on my shoulders.

450
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,860
I'm not gonna tell you again.

451
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,819
- Behave yourself or...
- Or what? Hmm?

452
00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,580
Huh? What are you gonna do?

453
00:17:54,650 --> 00:17:58,160
- Chip, I can't believe you...
- Hands off him. He's with me.

454
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,619
You guys are together?

455
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:02,040
Cat's out of the bag.

456
00:18:02,490 --> 00:18:04,490
Damn it, Farble. I thought we agreed.

457
00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:07,790
Ah, crap, you're right. Sorry.

458
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,930
I can't believe you chopped my ear off.

459
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,000
Oh, all right.

460
00:18:12,030 --> 00:18:14,139
Settle down. We all got a
little banged up, all right?

461
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:17,360
- You want to trade?
- Ugh. You lit the bar on fire.

462
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,720
- That's on you.
- That's on the bartender.

463
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,330
I think I'm gonna try Yale.

464
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:27,869
Really?

465
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:29,340
Yeah, at least for a semester.

466
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,500
I want you to have this.

467
00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,870
That's okay. It's-it's yours, you know?

468
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:46,600
Really, it's okay. You can put it

469
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:47,910
above your bed, you know, in your dorm.

470
00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:50,550
It's fine. I don't want to
be the sword girl or anything.

471
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:52,550
What's wrong with being the sword girl?

472
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:53,770
Come on, it's a gift.

473
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,660
Mickey, I don't want
your weird samurai sword!

474
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,690
- Whoa.
- Uh...

475
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:04,590
Oh. God.

476
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,100
- Mickey, open the door!
- No.

477
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,860
Oh, come on, open it!

478
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,640
No, not until you accept my sword.

479
00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:14,580
Fine. Give me it. Are you happy?!

480
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,640
Oh, well, twirl it around
a little bit, you know?

481
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,640
- Come on.
- I'm getting soaking wet!

482
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,100
Okay, well, that's life.

483
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,310
You get wet, and then
you dry off, all right?

484
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,510
- Now give me a chop!
- This is ridiculous.

485
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,540
All right, how's that feel?

486
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,149
- Pretty good, actually.
- Pretty good, right?

487
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:31,450
- Yeah.
- All right.

488
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,440
Now you show the world
you're not afraid!

489
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:34,770
Yes!

490
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:37,560
- Now yell it!
- I'm not afraid of you!

491
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,540
Come on! I can't hear you!

492
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,539
I'm not afraid of you, world!

493
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,500
You hear that, you son of a bitch?

494
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,210
I'm not afraid of anything!

495
00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:49,760
And I'm going to Yale...

496
00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:53,240
Oh! Sabrina?!

497
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:55,290
Sabrina, are you...? Oh!

498
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,010
Oh, you crapped yourself. Okay.

499
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,160
That's okay. I'm okay with that.

500
00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:02,220
Oh, God! Hold on. Hold on.

501
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:08,840
Melanie? Where are you going?

502
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:12,270
Uh, I have to go home.

503
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:14,220
I want to see you again.
Where-where should I...?

504
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,200
Shh.

505
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,690
I will see you at the next one.

506
00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:20,820
Mmm.

507
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,180
Because

508
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,380
the lightning hit the sword
first, this is what's known

509
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:32,279
as a "side splash," but
her injuries are consistent

510
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,540
with a direct hit.

511
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:37,580
The force of the bolt exiting
her body blew off her big toe.

512
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,020
Ugh. Oh, my.

513
00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:44,450
Also took a pretty good
nick out of her ear, I see.

514
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:47,840
- So, is she gonna be okay?
- Yes. Yeah.

515
00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:50,370
Of course she's gonna be okay.

516
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,569
Right?

517
00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:54,020
Sabrina's lucky to be alive.

518
00:20:55,110 --> 00:20:56,619
Until she regains consciousness,

519
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:59,159
we won't know how this
affects her cognitive ability

520
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,650
or her motor functions.

521
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,520
I'm very sorry.

522
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:27,600
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