1 00:00:08,260 --> 00:00:10,220 Oh... 2 00:00:10,303 --> 00:00:12,722 Oh. 3 00:00:12,806 --> 00:00:14,516 Good morning, everybody. 4 00:00:14,599 --> 00:00:15,767 Shh! 5 00:00:17,811 --> 00:00:19,980 Who the hell is this clown? 6 00:00:21,022 --> 00:00:23,650 Hi. I'm Kai. 7 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,110 He's my boyfriend. 8 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,236 Who are you? 9 00:00:26,319 --> 00:00:27,320 Well, I'm... 10 00:00:27,404 --> 00:00:29,072 -Mmm. -Mmm. 11 00:00:29,155 --> 00:00:31,116 (CHIP GROANS) 12 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,742 I'm Jimmy. 13 00:00:32,826 --> 00:00:35,620 My goodness. 14 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:39,082 They are really going for it, huh? 15 00:00:43,253 --> 00:00:45,297 -(BED FRAME BANGING) -(SABRINA MOANING CONTINUES) 16 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:47,173 SABRINA: Yeah! 17 00:00:47,257 --> 00:00:48,300 (SABRINA AND KAI LAUGHING) 18 00:00:48,383 --> 00:00:51,428 Oh, my God, are you really allowing this? 19 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:52,637 What do you want me to do about it? 20 00:00:52,721 --> 00:00:54,180 Something, it's disgusting. 21 00:00:54,264 --> 00:00:55,307 Just turn the TV up. 22 00:00:55,390 --> 00:00:56,933 Probably tire themselves out pretty soon. 23 00:00:57,017 --> 00:00:58,310 Nah, I don't know, Mick. 24 00:00:58,393 --> 00:01:00,312 It kind of feels like it's your department now. 25 00:01:00,395 --> 00:01:01,646 Are you giving me parenting advice? 26 00:01:01,730 --> 00:01:03,231 Yeah, why are you even here? 27 00:01:03,315 --> 00:01:05,191 ALBA: Yeah, true, you contribute nothing. 28 00:01:05,275 --> 00:01:06,985 Oh, what the hell are you guys talking about? 29 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:08,194 I'm the father figure. 30 00:01:08,278 --> 00:01:09,779 Do you like my turtle? 31 00:01:09,863 --> 00:01:11,114 Uh... 32 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:13,199 no, not really. 33 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:15,201 Good job, Dad. 34 00:01:15,285 --> 00:01:16,286 Well, I'm not gonna lie to the kid. 35 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:17,370 (FURNITURE CRASHING UPSTAIRS) 36 00:01:17,454 --> 00:01:19,164 Oh, there we go. 37 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,124 Problem solved. 38 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:22,667 -(BED FRAME BANGING) -Oh... 39 00:01:22,751 --> 00:01:26,129 -Oh, my God! -(MICKEY AND BEN YELLING) 40 00:01:26,213 --> 00:01:27,797 (DOOR OPENS) 41 00:01:27,881 --> 00:01:29,466 Knock, knock. Can I come in? 42 00:01:29,549 --> 00:01:31,468 Mm-hmm. You could also actually knock. 43 00:01:31,551 --> 00:01:33,470 Yeah. How's it going? 44 00:01:33,553 --> 00:01:34,930 -Everything good? -Yep. 45 00:01:35,013 --> 00:01:36,014 Just chillin'. 46 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,307 Yeah, yeah. 47 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:40,268 So, Kai, huh? 48 00:01:40,352 --> 00:01:41,394 -He seems cool. -Yeah. 49 00:01:41,478 --> 00:01:42,938 What's his deal? Is he like a... 50 00:01:43,021 --> 00:01:45,148 -A fireman or a model or something? -No. 51 00:01:45,232 --> 00:01:46,816 No, he builds furniture out of found wood. 52 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,151 (LAUGHING) Found wood. 53 00:01:49,319 --> 00:01:50,862 Found wood's a thing. Oh. 54 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:55,909 So, I guess you guys are having sex, huh? 55 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:57,244 Oh, God, are we having the talk? 56 00:01:57,327 --> 00:01:58,370 No, I don't want to have the talk, at all. 57 00:01:58,453 --> 00:01:59,913 Listen, I just wanted to let you know that 58 00:01:59,996 --> 00:02:02,123 I totally get it and 59 00:02:02,207 --> 00:02:03,208 you picked a good one, 60 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,252 that guy is a hall of fame piece of ass. 61 00:02:05,335 --> 00:02:06,378 -(CHUCKLING) -Oh, man, 62 00:02:06,461 --> 00:02:08,380 I'd let him do things to me... 63 00:02:08,463 --> 00:02:09,589 Please stop! Just stop it. 64 00:02:09,673 --> 00:02:11,049 All right, the point is, uh, 65 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:12,717 you're a woman with needs and I get it, 66 00:02:12,801 --> 00:02:15,637 so as long as you're using condoms, I'm cool. 67 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,721 We're not. 68 00:02:16,805 --> 00:02:18,431 Oh, okay. Well, that's cool. 69 00:02:18,515 --> 00:02:19,516 Your body, your choice. 70 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:21,268 I am more of a pill person myself. 71 00:02:21,351 --> 00:02:23,395 Do you have any idea how poisonous that stuff is? 72 00:02:23,478 --> 00:02:25,939 How is birth control poison, Sabrina? 73 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:28,149 It destroys your body and causes crazy mood swings. 74 00:02:28,233 --> 00:02:29,234 So do babies! 75 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:31,194 Why do you all of a sudden care what... 76 00:02:31,278 --> 00:02:33,363 Oh... 77 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:34,447 I get it. (LAUGHS) 78 00:02:34,531 --> 00:02:35,532 Get what? 79 00:02:35,615 --> 00:02:36,616 You're jealous. 80 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:37,701 I'm jealous? 81 00:02:37,784 --> 00:02:38,785 -Yeah. -What, of you? 82 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,412 Why would I be jealous of you? 83 00:02:40,495 --> 00:02:43,290 Maybe because I have a beautiful hunk of beef and you don't. 84 00:02:43,373 --> 00:02:45,000 -I got beef. -Who, Jimmy? 85 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:46,251 That packaged lunch meat? 86 00:02:46,334 --> 00:02:48,753 I'm over here feasting on filet mignon. 87 00:02:48,837 --> 00:02:50,463 All right, you know what? I don't want to have 88 00:02:50,547 --> 00:02:51,673 this conversation. I just don't want you to get 89 00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:53,550 pregnant, so why don't you just take 90 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:56,761 some of my pills, until you go fill a prescription of your own. 91 00:02:56,845 --> 00:02:59,431 (CHUCKLING) You keep your birth control in a plastic bag? 92 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:00,765 Well, I buy it in bulk online. 93 00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:02,225 I find it more cost effective. 94 00:03:02,309 --> 00:03:03,310 I don't want them, okay? 95 00:03:03,393 --> 00:03:05,186 Why are you so resistant to the pill? 96 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:06,479 It's a modern miracle! 97 00:03:06,563 --> 00:03:08,481 The pill revolutionized everything for women. 98 00:03:08,565 --> 00:03:09,983 We were able to join the workforce. 99 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:11,318 -It allowed us to... -You never worked a day 100 00:03:11,401 --> 00:03:12,444 -in your life. -(DOOR OPENING) 101 00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:13,528 But I could if I wanted to, 102 00:03:13,612 --> 00:03:15,113 thanks to this magic little pill. 103 00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,324 Those pills are magic? 104 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:19,242 Oh, here we go. Ben, let me ask you something. 105 00:03:19,326 --> 00:03:21,328 If there was a pill that gave you the freedom 106 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:22,996 to be anything in the whole world, 107 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:24,664 -would you take it? -Definitely. 108 00:03:24,748 --> 00:03:27,292 There you go. This kid gets it and he's, like, three. 109 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,336 Great, then he can take 'em. How 'bout that? 110 00:03:29,419 --> 00:03:31,796 Okay, come back here. 111 00:03:32,339 --> 00:03:33,715 Come on, Sabrina. 112 00:03:34,466 --> 00:03:35,800 What do you care what I do with my body? 113 00:03:35,884 --> 00:03:36,885 You're not my mom. 114 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:38,053 Honey, as far as I'm concerned, 115 00:03:38,136 --> 00:03:39,596 as long as I'm here, I have two jobs. 116 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:41,806 Make sure nobody dies or winds up pregnant. 117 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:43,016 No deaths, no births. 118 00:03:43,099 --> 00:03:44,309 Is what you're doing even legal? 119 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:45,936 You're 17! 120 00:03:46,019 --> 00:03:47,145 What is he, like 30? 121 00:03:47,229 --> 00:03:48,271 Actually, the age of consent 122 00:03:48,355 --> 00:03:49,814 in Connecticut is 16. 123 00:03:49,898 --> 00:03:51,316 What? 124 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,444 It's cool to have sex with a 16-year-old 125 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:55,612 in the state of Connecticut. 126 00:03:56,780 --> 00:03:58,490 Well, not cool like "awesome." 127 00:03:58,573 --> 00:04:01,159 Cool like "acceptable." 128 00:04:01,243 --> 00:04:02,702 Gross, how do you know that? 129 00:04:02,786 --> 00:04:04,287 I know what I know. 130 00:04:04,371 --> 00:04:06,164 12 in Oaxaca. 131 00:04:06,248 --> 00:04:07,499 MICKEY: Pull your head out of your ass! 132 00:04:07,582 --> 00:04:08,750 Come on, this is the kind of mistake 133 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,043 that could ruin your life. 134 00:04:10,126 --> 00:04:11,962 -I'm not gonna get pregnant. -(CHIP CHUCKLES) 135 00:04:12,045 --> 00:04:13,880 God, I'm so stoked I'm not a girl. 136 00:04:13,964 --> 00:04:15,674 -Babies friggin' suck. -Hey, 137 00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:17,175 it's a two-way street, pal. 138 00:04:17,259 --> 00:04:18,843 Women have trapped men since the dawn of time 139 00:04:18,927 --> 00:04:21,179 by getting "accidentally" knocked up. 140 00:04:21,263 --> 00:04:23,765 And you, my friend, are a prime target. 141 00:04:23,848 --> 00:04:26,059 If I were a chick, I would take you down. 142 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:27,519 (GROANS) 143 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:28,979 Hey, babe. 144 00:04:29,062 --> 00:04:31,439 Hey. 145 00:04:32,941 --> 00:04:36,278 (BOTH MOANING) 146 00:04:36,361 --> 00:04:39,072 (MOANING CONTINUES) 147 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:40,699 Um? 148 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:43,535 Jimmy, can I have a word with you in the bedroom for a second? 149 00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:45,495 -Why? -(MOANING CONTINUES) 150 00:04:45,579 --> 00:04:47,080 Oh. Oh, yeah. 151 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:48,456 Yeah, yeah, yep. 152 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:57,340 Hey, guys. 153 00:04:57,424 --> 00:04:59,551 Kai, can you give us a little privacy, please? 154 00:04:59,634 --> 00:05:01,386 -Oh, yeah, absolutely. -Thanks. 155 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:02,888 Babe, do you need anything? 156 00:05:02,971 --> 00:05:04,014 I'm fine. 157 00:05:04,097 --> 00:05:05,307 Oh, yeah, you are. 158 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:07,350 Okay. Scooch over. 159 00:05:07,434 --> 00:05:09,436 -Here we go. Whoopsie daisy. -Um... 160 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:10,770 So, listen, 161 00:05:10,854 --> 00:05:12,606 I was thinking about our conversation yesterday 162 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:14,774 and I feel like I came across kind of naggy. 163 00:05:14,858 --> 00:05:16,443 And I'm really sorry about that. 164 00:05:16,526 --> 00:05:18,445 Because I get it, condoms suck. 165 00:05:18,528 --> 00:05:19,988 Remember how I felt about this conversation before? 166 00:05:20,071 --> 00:05:21,323 -Mm-hmm. -Nothing's changed. 167 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:22,407 All right, well, just hear me out, okay? 168 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,825 I went down to the free clinic 169 00:05:23,909 --> 00:05:25,535 and I took full advantage of the "free" part for you. 170 00:05:25,619 --> 00:05:27,829 Turns out, you kids have all sorts of options these days. 171 00:05:27,913 --> 00:05:29,164 -What? -I mean, are you kidding me? 172 00:05:29,247 --> 00:05:30,248 Look at this. 173 00:05:30,332 --> 00:05:31,333 For instance, 174 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:32,584 what's this little guy? 175 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,836 (HUMMING) Cute little silver package. 176 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,838 A ring! 177 00:05:36,922 --> 00:05:38,215 It's like a little piece of calamari. 178 00:05:38,298 --> 00:05:39,382 That's cool. 179 00:05:39,466 --> 00:05:40,467 I don't know what you're supposed... 180 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:42,385 Does this go around the... 181 00:05:42,469 --> 00:05:44,387 Oh, no, no. Nope, you squish it, 182 00:05:44,471 --> 00:05:46,014 and you actually stick it up your... 183 00:05:46,097 --> 00:05:47,390 (POPPING NOISE) And you are, uh... 184 00:05:47,474 --> 00:05:48,600 You're open for business. 185 00:05:48,683 --> 00:05:50,143 Oh, yeah? Okay, cool, well, 186 00:05:50,227 --> 00:05:52,270 uh, it has the exact same hormones as the pill 187 00:05:52,354 --> 00:05:54,814 and it causes blood clots. 188 00:05:54,898 --> 00:05:56,191 Okay, try not to be a pain in the ass, 189 00:05:56,274 --> 00:05:57,275 we have a lot more here. 190 00:05:57,359 --> 00:05:58,860 Now, what is this gizmo? 191 00:05:58,944 --> 00:06:00,028 That's an IUD. 192 00:06:00,111 --> 00:06:01,780 (GROANING) Boy, it's off-putting. 193 00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:02,948 -Very long. -Yeah. 194 00:06:03,031 --> 00:06:04,741 Oh, but you know what I see here? 195 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:07,202 No chemicals, no hormones. 196 00:06:07,285 --> 00:06:08,286 Looks like we've 197 00:06:08,370 --> 00:06:09,788 -got a winner! -Nope. 198 00:06:09,871 --> 00:06:10,872 -Open wide. -Don't even... 199 00:06:10,956 --> 00:06:12,499 Yeah, here comes the airplane. (IMITATING AIRPLANE) 200 00:06:12,582 --> 00:06:14,501 -Come on. -I'm gonna shove it all... 201 00:06:14,584 --> 00:06:15,835 -I'm just kidding. -I don't want it! 202 00:06:15,919 --> 00:06:17,587 -I won't, you got pants on. -Oh, my God. 203 00:06:17,671 --> 00:06:19,381 That thing is filled with copper. 204 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:20,465 Come on, do you have any other toxins 205 00:06:20,549 --> 00:06:21,550 you want to fill me up with? 206 00:06:21,633 --> 00:06:23,468 Oh, my God, you are the dumbest smart person 207 00:06:23,552 --> 00:06:24,553 I have ever met in my life. 208 00:06:24,636 --> 00:06:26,263 Fine, you don't want to use condoms, 209 00:06:26,346 --> 00:06:27,597 I guess I'll have to be the condom. 210 00:06:27,681 --> 00:06:28,682 Gross, what does that even mean? 211 00:06:28,765 --> 00:06:30,517 It means I will see to it that you and Kai 212 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,893 never have unprotected sex. 213 00:06:31,977 --> 00:06:33,478 -How? -I don't have a job 214 00:06:33,562 --> 00:06:34,771 or any hobbies. I'll figure something out. 215 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:35,855 CHIP: Hey, Mickey. 216 00:06:35,939 --> 00:06:36,982 I need your signature. 217 00:06:37,065 --> 00:06:38,358 (GROANING) Yeah, 218 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,442 I'm not big on paper trails. 219 00:06:39,526 --> 00:06:40,527 What's it for? 220 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:41,611 Well, I thought about what Jimmy said 221 00:06:41,695 --> 00:06:43,572 and I'm gonna get a vasectomy. 222 00:06:47,534 --> 00:06:50,537 A vasectomy? What the hell are you talking about? 223 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:51,621 Jimmy's right, I got 224 00:06:51,705 --> 00:06:53,540 -a big-ass target on my back. -Jimmy! 225 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:54,916 Think about it. I'm rich, 226 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,419 I'm smart, I look like a friggin' movie star, 227 00:06:57,502 --> 00:06:58,503 I'm kind, 228 00:06:58,587 --> 00:07:00,005 and I'd make a great dad. 229 00:07:00,088 --> 00:07:01,464 It's only a matter of time 230 00:07:01,548 --> 00:07:02,549 until some gold-digging whore 231 00:07:02,632 --> 00:07:03,675 lures me into her honey trap. 232 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:05,510 -JIMMY: What's up? -Chip here 233 00:07:05,594 --> 00:07:07,095 is thinking about getting a vasectomy. 234 00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:08,722 Oh, right on. You want me to drive him or something? 235 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:10,807 No, I don't, because he's not getting one. 236 00:07:10,891 --> 00:07:12,267 Hey, this is my body. 237 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:14,436 I should be able to do whatever the hell I want with it! 238 00:07:14,519 --> 00:07:16,521 -He's got a point. -Nah, don't you... Don't start. 239 00:07:16,605 --> 00:07:18,940 He's not getting his balls chopped off, Jimmy, okay? 240 00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:20,233 Okay, that's not how it works. 241 00:07:20,317 --> 00:07:21,651 It's actually a pretty simple procedure. 242 00:07:21,735 --> 00:07:23,320 They clamp it, snip it, seal it. 243 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:25,572 I've had it done a couple times and reversed, so... 244 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:27,282 Okay, he hasn't even kissed a girl yet. 245 00:07:27,365 --> 00:07:29,576 I've kissed girls, okay? I kiss... I kiss mad girls! 246 00:07:29,659 --> 00:07:30,660 All right, prove it. 247 00:07:30,744 --> 00:07:31,745 Kiss your hand, show me how 248 00:07:31,828 --> 00:07:33,121 you kiss all these girls. 249 00:07:33,204 --> 00:07:35,290 Okay... 250 00:07:35,373 --> 00:07:36,833 (SIGHS) 251 00:07:38,668 --> 00:07:39,794 (MOANING) 252 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:48,178 (LAUGHING) 253 00:07:48,261 --> 00:07:50,847 Stop laughing, it's not funny! 254 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:52,599 -I'm sorry. -What's going on? 255 00:07:52,682 --> 00:07:53,683 Oh, nothing, 256 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:55,310 we're just, um, making fun of Chip 257 00:07:55,393 --> 00:07:56,561 'cause he's never kissed a girl. 258 00:07:56,645 --> 00:07:58,396 Ah, don't sweat it, little man. 259 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,482 I didn't have my first kiss till the third grade. 260 00:08:00,565 --> 00:08:01,566 Well, I'm 13. 261 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:03,526 Hmm. Well, 262 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:04,736 there's nothing to it. 263 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:06,488 All you got to do is just close your eyes, 264 00:08:06,571 --> 00:08:08,949 just let the wave wash over you. 265 00:08:13,578 --> 00:08:15,288 No, no, okay, all right, all right, 266 00:08:15,372 --> 00:08:17,624 hold on. H... Hey. Hang on a second. Wait! 267 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:19,292 Just stop. Stop! Stop it! 268 00:08:19,376 --> 00:08:20,627 -I mean... -Stop! 269 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:23,672 Get out. Good, good. 270 00:08:23,755 --> 00:08:25,298 Good, really good. 271 00:08:25,382 --> 00:08:29,594 Healthy. Healthy as a horse. (LAUGHING) 272 00:08:30,971 --> 00:08:32,305 Jimmy, a word. 273 00:08:32,389 --> 00:08:34,808 What? Oh. 274 00:08:34,891 --> 00:08:37,519 Bounce, come on, bounce, bounce 275 00:08:37,602 --> 00:08:40,188 Come on, bounce... 276 00:08:40,272 --> 00:08:42,607 Oh, my God! 277 00:08:42,691 --> 00:08:43,984 'Cause I'm the king of the castle 278 00:08:44,067 --> 00:08:45,902 -Na, na, na -Turn me on, turn me loose 279 00:08:45,986 --> 00:08:46,987 Come on, come on 280 00:08:47,070 --> 00:08:48,113 Try to hit it, it's a hassle 281 00:08:48,196 --> 00:08:49,197 Come get some of this... 282 00:08:49,281 --> 00:08:51,032 (GASPS, GROANS) 283 00:08:51,116 --> 00:08:52,742 Play me like Nintendo, never, ever let go 284 00:08:52,826 --> 00:08:55,120 Keep it so loud, you'll be Hittin' the crescendo 285 00:08:55,203 --> 00:08:56,621 Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti Do 286 00:08:56,705 --> 00:08:58,540 Come, baby, come 287 00:08:58,623 --> 00:08:59,833 Baby, baby, come, come 288 00:08:59,916 --> 00:09:01,668 Come, baby, come, Baby, baby, come, come 289 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:02,752 When you got to give me lovin' 290 00:09:02,836 --> 00:09:03,920 And you got to give me some 291 00:09:04,004 --> 00:09:05,005 You got to give me lovin' 292 00:09:05,088 --> 00:09:06,089 And you got to give me some 293 00:09:06,172 --> 00:09:07,799 (SABRINA YELLING) 294 00:09:07,883 --> 00:09:09,634 What are you doing? 295 00:09:09,718 --> 00:09:11,636 -(COUGHING) -Oh, come on. 296 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,680 Then you got to give me some 297 00:09:13,763 --> 00:09:15,682 You got to give me lovin', Then you got to give me some 298 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:18,393 Come on, come on 299 00:09:18,476 --> 00:09:20,854 Come on, come on 300 00:09:20,937 --> 00:09:22,230 Come on, come on 301 00:09:22,314 --> 00:09:23,982 Come on, come on... 302 00:09:24,065 --> 00:09:25,400 Oh! 303 00:09:25,483 --> 00:09:27,277 (LAUGHING) 304 00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:31,781 (WHIMPERING) 305 00:09:33,074 --> 00:09:34,492 -Well, I can hear the -Ring, ring, ring 306 00:09:34,576 --> 00:09:35,577 -The telephone goes ring -(WHIRRING) 307 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:36,661 Hello, hello 308 00:09:36,745 --> 00:09:38,705 But we're still gettin' busy 309 00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:40,665 Yeah! There we go. 310 00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:42,459 Ooh, stinks in here. 311 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:43,710 Get a little air flow going. 312 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:44,794 What are you, insane? 313 00:09:44,878 --> 00:09:46,588 You have nothing better to do than to stalk me? 314 00:09:46,671 --> 00:09:48,715 You guys just say the word. 315 00:09:48,798 --> 00:09:50,884 Just give 'em to me, we'll try 'em, you maniac. 316 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,802 Now we're talking. 317 00:09:52,886 --> 00:09:53,970 -(SIGHING) -(WHIRRING) 318 00:09:54,054 --> 00:09:56,056 -You kids go nuts. -(GROANING) 319 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,226 (YELLS) 320 00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:01,728 Whoa... 321 00:10:01,811 --> 00:10:03,605 What is the problem, slugger? 322 00:10:03,688 --> 00:10:06,191 All the girls at my school are stupid trolls! 323 00:10:06,274 --> 00:10:08,902 Oh, well, you were smart to come to me. 324 00:10:08,985 --> 00:10:10,487 I didn't, you walked into my room. 325 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,072 Yeah, either way. 326 00:10:12,155 --> 00:10:14,199 Tell me about these trolls, pal. 327 00:10:14,282 --> 00:10:15,909 (SIGHS) They're... 328 00:10:15,992 --> 00:10:18,828 They're not trolls, okay, they just... 329 00:10:18,912 --> 00:10:21,498 They won't... (SIGHS) 330 00:10:21,581 --> 00:10:22,832 Okay, if I tell you, 331 00:10:22,916 --> 00:10:24,626 you have to promise not to tell anybody. 332 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:25,835 Yeah, of course. 333 00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:27,712 Mickey's right, I never... 334 00:10:27,796 --> 00:10:30,090 Kissed a girl, ever. 335 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:31,424 Uh-huh. 336 00:10:31,508 --> 00:10:32,717 I tried to do it like Kai, 337 00:10:32,801 --> 00:10:35,095 but they all treated me like I had friggin' AIDS. 338 00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:37,430 Okay, that's ignorant and insensitive, 339 00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:39,849 but I get how it feels to be rejected. 340 00:10:39,933 --> 00:10:41,643 Trust me, uh... 341 00:10:41,726 --> 00:10:43,436 All right, and Kai, 342 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,481 he's so good looking, it's... 343 00:10:46,565 --> 00:10:48,233 I wouldn't mind taking a run at him myself. 344 00:10:49,568 --> 00:10:51,528 And he is really giving your aunt and I 345 00:10:51,611 --> 00:10:52,737 a jump-start in the bedroom. 346 00:10:52,821 --> 00:10:54,239 Oh, gross, dude. Know your audience. 347 00:10:54,322 --> 00:10:56,366 I'm sorry. Look, all I'm saying is 348 00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:58,159 you got to be yourself, okay. 349 00:10:58,243 --> 00:11:00,328 Forget Kai and his looks. 350 00:11:00,412 --> 00:11:02,455 You've got things that he doesn't have, right? 351 00:11:02,539 --> 00:11:04,791 You got to play to those, play to your strengths. 352 00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:06,751 Right, play to my strengths. 353 00:11:06,835 --> 00:11:08,712 -Thank you, Jimmy. -Yeah. 354 00:11:08,795 --> 00:11:10,755 (BED FRAME BANGING UPSTAIRS) 355 00:11:10,839 --> 00:11:13,884 Ugh. What the heck is going on up there? 356 00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:19,514 Your sister's getting fu... Rniture... Delivered. 357 00:11:19,598 --> 00:11:21,474 -Huh? -Pretty cool drawing. 358 00:11:21,558 --> 00:11:22,976 No, it's not. It's terrible. 359 00:11:23,059 --> 00:11:25,729 And how am I supposed to make anything good 360 00:11:25,812 --> 00:11:28,607 when you won't stop breathing down my neck? 361 00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:32,402 Whoa, Benny, what is going on with you, bud? 362 00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:35,196 You're so moody these days. 363 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:39,618 Ms. Mickey? Look, I found these in Sabrina's trash. 364 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:41,286 Are you serious? 365 00:11:41,369 --> 00:11:42,746 You have to promise me you will not let her 366 00:11:42,829 --> 00:11:44,789 get pregnant, okay... Prométame. 367 00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:46,791 I prometa. Okay? 368 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:49,169 I already raised Sabrina, Chip, and Ben. 369 00:11:49,252 --> 00:11:51,588 I cannot do another, not with all the crying and the... 370 00:11:51,671 --> 00:11:53,215 -And the no sleeping and the diapers. -I get it. Hey, hey, yes... 371 00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:55,634 -There are just so many diapers. -I understand, okay. 372 00:11:55,717 --> 00:11:58,136 No, no, no, you don't understand. 373 00:11:58,220 --> 00:11:59,804 I breastfed all three of them. 374 00:11:59,888 --> 00:12:02,182 My nipples are like old chewing gum. 375 00:12:02,265 --> 00:12:05,435 No, no, no, but come on, good God, that's enough. 376 00:12:05,518 --> 00:12:06,978 I'll figure it out, okay. 377 00:12:07,062 --> 00:12:08,980 I don't want to hear about your nipples anymore. 378 00:12:09,064 --> 00:12:11,524 -Are we cool on that? -Yeah, we're good. We're good. 379 00:12:11,608 --> 00:12:14,611 -Okay, good. -But we got to keep her from seeing him. 380 00:12:14,694 --> 00:12:16,446 No, that's the classic thing. If we forbid her to see him, 381 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:17,822 she's just going to want him more. 382 00:12:17,906 --> 00:12:20,575 We got to make her break up with him. 383 00:12:20,659 --> 00:12:23,453 -(GASPS) Oh! -What? 384 00:12:23,536 --> 00:12:25,747 I'm going to bang his beautiful brains out. 385 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:28,792 -Oh... Yeah. -Oh... Yeah. 386 00:12:31,086 --> 00:12:34,047 Mickey, I got a bad feeling about this. 387 00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,882 Sabrina is going to do the murder to you 388 00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:37,217 if you sleep with Kai. 389 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,010 Yeah, well, she'll get over it. 390 00:12:39,094 --> 00:12:42,889 I think it should be me who carries out this despicable act. 391 00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:46,017 Oh, Alba, that is very generous of you, 392 00:12:46,101 --> 00:12:47,435 but not necessary. 393 00:12:47,519 --> 00:12:49,062 You already do so much for this family. 394 00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:52,983 Oh, well, I really don't do a lot, 395 00:12:53,066 --> 00:12:55,026 and I've been slacking off. 396 00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:57,696 Yeah, it's okay. I... I do this. 397 00:12:57,779 --> 00:12:59,489 Yeah, super thoughtful, but you know what? 398 00:12:59,573 --> 00:13:00,865 Here's the thing. 399 00:13:00,949 --> 00:13:03,076 Kai's a thoroughbred, right? And we really need 400 00:13:03,159 --> 00:13:05,704 an experienced jockey riding that horse. 401 00:13:05,787 --> 00:13:06,871 Yeah, but if I could just take a... 402 00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:10,041 Back off, Alba, okay? I'm doing my plan. 403 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,835 KAI: (CALLING OUT) Hello? Ma'am? 404 00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:13,962 Just be grateful you get to listen. 405 00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:18,842 -Hello? -Oh, hey, you. 406 00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:19,926 Hey. I got your message. 407 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:21,011 There's something wrong with your bed? 408 00:13:21,094 --> 00:13:22,470 Jumping right into it, huh? 409 00:13:22,554 --> 00:13:24,306 I like that. Want to have a drink first? 410 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:27,934 Oh, no, I'm okay. You know, booze and power tools. 411 00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:29,895 All right, I'll take yours. 412 00:13:29,978 --> 00:13:30,979 Oh. 413 00:13:34,608 --> 00:13:38,528 So, um, what seems to be the problem over here? 414 00:13:38,612 --> 00:13:40,906 Oh, man, she's creaking like a barn door. 415 00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:42,949 -Oh, yeah? -Yep. 416 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,118 Hmm, well, I guess I could tighten a few screws, 417 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:47,954 but it looks good to me. 418 00:13:48,038 --> 00:13:49,414 It looks good to me, too. 419 00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:53,919 Yeah, okay. Um, let's see. 420 00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:56,880 Yeah, you know, I'm still not really hearing anything. 421 00:13:56,963 --> 00:13:58,548 You're not hearing it? Yeah. 422 00:13:58,632 --> 00:14:00,050 Oh, I think I know what the problem is. 423 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:03,762 Normally I'm, huh, on top of it 424 00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:05,931 when I'm hearing the noises, you know what I mean? 425 00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:08,058 It's, kind of, like... (GRUNTING) 426 00:14:08,141 --> 00:14:11,686 Squeak... Squeak... Squeak, squeak. 427 00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:12,979 You hearing it at all? 428 00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:14,940 Yeah, you know, I'm not hearing it. 429 00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:17,984 Oh, okay. Well, then I guess let's just start over. 430 00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,569 We don't have to overthink it. 431 00:14:19,653 --> 00:14:21,780 Let's go under the bed and we'll figure out sort of a... 432 00:14:21,863 --> 00:14:24,491 N-No. I just want to get out of this here. 433 00:14:24,574 --> 00:14:26,993 You know what, maybe I should... Okay. 434 00:14:27,077 --> 00:14:28,745 Well, hold on. Hang on a second. Okay. 435 00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:30,372 I think if we... You just gave me a second, we could... 436 00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:31,706 Oh! 437 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,375 My goodness, what a launch. 438 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,753 Are you... Are you leaving? Leave. Get out of here. 439 00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:38,505 Get out of my room. Get out of my room 440 00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,590 and do not come back. 441 00:14:40,674 --> 00:14:42,467 I could've closed the deal. 442 00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,386 Not now, Alba, okay? Not now. 443 00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:47,597 Oh, that bitch, if she wants to get pregnant, fine, fine. 444 00:14:47,681 --> 00:14:49,933 We're gonna help her get pregnant. 445 00:14:50,016 --> 00:14:51,476 Hmm? 446 00:14:58,275 --> 00:15:00,068 Hey, Steffi. 447 00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:01,403 Hey, Chip. 448 00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:04,489 So, uh, did you take that math test? 449 00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:06,324 Oh, my God, it was so hard. 450 00:15:06,408 --> 00:15:08,952 Right? It's like, are we in algebra or, 451 00:15:09,035 --> 00:15:11,997 like, the friggin' space program? 452 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,124 Like, "Earth to algebra, nobody likes you." 453 00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:18,211 So cool, cool... Chill. 454 00:15:18,295 --> 00:15:21,006 Um, well, I just, like, think you're really, 455 00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:23,008 really pretty and, like, super cool, 456 00:15:23,091 --> 00:15:24,342 and I like hanging out with you and stuff. 457 00:15:24,426 --> 00:15:27,012 And, like, you're super friggin' chill and, like, 458 00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:28,096 all that good stuff. 459 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:29,431 Chip, you don't have to be so nervous. 460 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:30,640 You can just ask. 461 00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:33,602 Okay. Whew. 462 00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:36,313 Well, I was just wondering if... 463 00:15:36,396 --> 00:15:39,107 I... I could pay you $500 to make out with me? 464 00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,191 What? 465 00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:42,027 Um, you're better than that. $1,000. 466 00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,862 -Oh! -You jerk. 467 00:15:49,242 --> 00:15:51,661 (SABRINA RETCHING) 468 00:15:51,745 --> 00:15:55,999 Damn, Alba, how much ipecac did you put in that smoothie? 469 00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:57,334 I'm just trying to fake morning sickness, 470 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,668 not blow her guts out. 471 00:15:58,752 --> 00:16:01,129 I'm sorry I'm not the expert drugger like you. 472 00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:02,964 No, you're not. You guys are lucky to have me here. 473 00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:05,967 Look what I got online, a bunch of fake pregnancy tests. 474 00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:08,261 I replaced them with all the ones under Poodle's sink. 475 00:16:08,345 --> 00:16:09,679 You hand a guy something like this, 476 00:16:09,763 --> 00:16:12,224 he just starts throwing cash at you, no questions asked. 477 00:16:12,307 --> 00:16:14,476 I like to call it the $600 shuffle. 478 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:16,770 Yeah, now I just feel depressed. 479 00:16:16,853 --> 00:16:18,021 What are you two doing? 480 00:16:18,104 --> 00:16:19,856 Oh, us? Nothing. We're... We're just, 481 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,483 -you know, we're hanging out. -Yeah. 482 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,443 No, you're acting weird. 483 00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:24,819 No, we are not. 484 00:16:24,903 --> 00:16:26,404 We are acting as regular as can be. 485 00:16:26,488 --> 00:16:27,489 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 486 00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:29,491 Yes, you are, and I know why. 487 00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:32,160 You don't want to tell me that you hate my drawing. 488 00:16:32,244 --> 00:16:34,621 You think I don't have control of the marker, 489 00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:37,040 and this whole art thing is a waste of my time. 490 00:16:37,123 --> 00:16:39,918 Well, you don't have to tell me because I already know. 491 00:16:41,795 --> 00:16:43,380 Whoa, what a dick. 492 00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:45,048 What's wrong with him? 493 00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:46,216 I don't know. What's wrong with you? 494 00:16:46,299 --> 00:16:48,134 -You look horrible. -Oh, yeah. 495 00:16:48,218 --> 00:16:49,719 Well, I've been sick all day. I don't know. 496 00:16:49,803 --> 00:16:52,180 I think I got to stop drinking on school nights, you know? 497 00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:56,101 -Or maybe you have a baby inside you. -Oh, okay. 498 00:16:56,184 --> 00:16:58,228 Well, that's not possible 499 00:16:58,311 --> 00:16:59,604 'cause she's using condoms, right? 500 00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:01,481 -Right. Yeah, of course. -Yeah, I'm just saying, 501 00:17:01,565 --> 00:17:03,400 maybe you want to take one of the pregnancy tests 502 00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:05,735 in Poodle's bathroom, you know, just to be sure. 503 00:17:05,819 --> 00:17:08,154 She's got a good point. It couldn't hurt. 504 00:17:08,238 --> 00:17:09,531 Well, I... I mean, I don't... 505 00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:12,033 (GAGGING) 506 00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:13,118 Oh, uh-oh. 507 00:17:13,201 --> 00:17:14,327 -Oh, no. -Get it out. 508 00:17:14,411 --> 00:17:17,330 Oh, no, no. Eh. 509 00:17:17,414 --> 00:17:18,415 (DOOR SLAMS) 510 00:17:18,498 --> 00:17:20,166 She's a tiny person. 511 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,960 -Just a little drip, you know what I mean? -(SABRINA RETCHING) 512 00:17:22,043 --> 00:17:24,254 (GROANING) 513 00:17:24,337 --> 00:17:27,549 Hey, buddy, I'm glad you called. 514 00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:30,093 -I called Mickey. -Yeah, well, I'm here. 515 00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:32,721 -What's the problem? -You're the problem. 516 00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:35,098 I... I did what you said. I played to my strengths, 517 00:17:35,181 --> 00:17:37,934 and Steffi booted my nuts into my throat. 518 00:17:38,018 --> 00:17:41,187 Yeah. Well, don't worry, they'll drop back down. 519 00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,315 -I frigging hate girls. -Hey, come on. 520 00:17:43,398 --> 00:17:45,567 You're a young man. This is just beginning. 521 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,110 All right? And to tell you the truth, 522 00:17:47,193 --> 00:17:50,989 I miss the days girls were blasting me in the junk. 523 00:17:51,072 --> 00:17:52,574 Are you the father? 524 00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:56,745 Uh... I am today. 525 00:17:56,828 --> 00:17:58,955 Well, his scans look okay. 526 00:17:59,039 --> 00:18:00,457 Hopefully the pain and swelling will subside 527 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,334 in the next few days, but if not, 528 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:05,128 that could mean something more serious, maybe even infertility. 529 00:18:05,212 --> 00:18:06,880 What does... What does that mean? 530 00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:09,382 -Well, his... -I... 531 00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:11,676 I think it means you got your wish. 532 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,221 Congrats on your first vasectomy. 533 00:18:14,304 --> 00:18:15,305 Oh... 534 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,727 And the more that I think about it, it's not the worst thing 535 00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:23,146 I can't have kids... I can always adopt. 536 00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:24,314 I would not wish that on any 537 00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:25,774 abandoned child in the world. 538 00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:27,817 Psst, Mickey. She's coming. 539 00:18:27,901 --> 00:18:29,110 -Yeah? -She's coming, she's coming. 540 00:18:29,194 --> 00:18:30,779 Okay, okay. Shh. Keep a straight face, okay. 541 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,322 All right, play it cool. We're going to make her look 542 00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:33,615 like a real scumbag. 543 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:36,201 -She is going to freak. -Yeah. 544 00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:39,037 -Hi, everybody. -Hey. 545 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,623 Uh, so, Kai and I, we have some news. 546 00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,375 What? What is this news? I don't know what it could be. 547 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,377 Okay, what is the news? 548 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:48,129 I don't really know how to say this, so I'm just gonna... 549 00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:50,507 -Put it out there. -MICKEY: Go for it. 550 00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:51,591 I'm pregnant. 551 00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:52,801 (GASPS) 552 00:18:52,884 --> 00:18:54,636 There we go. The first dilution 553 00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,179 of the Pemberton bloodline. 554 00:18:56,263 --> 00:18:57,389 Well, this is shocking. 555 00:18:57,472 --> 00:18:59,266 I had zero ideas about this. 556 00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,601 Who would ever know this to be true? Shame, shame. 557 00:19:01,685 --> 00:19:04,187 As you can see, we are shocked, okay, 558 00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:06,731 and you are a moron, Sabrina. 559 00:19:06,815 --> 00:19:09,150 How could you do this? I told you this was going to happen. 560 00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:13,405 You were right. I'm a big stupid idiot. 561 00:19:13,488 --> 00:19:15,407 My whole life is ruined. 562 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:17,284 (SABRINA SOBBING) 563 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,660 What did you do to our little girl, you son of... 564 00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:20,996 No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop it. No, no, no. 565 00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:23,415 It's a... Sorry. You guys, I'm sorry. 566 00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:25,292 This is a big misunderstanding. 567 00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:28,628 Ma'am, ma'am, with all due respect, I got this. 568 00:19:28,712 --> 00:19:32,007 Babe, babe, look at me, okay. Listen to me, I love you. 569 00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:33,466 And we're gonna have a baby. 570 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:36,428 -Yeah, well, that's the thing... -Ma'am! 571 00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:38,680 How cool is that? Hmm? 572 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:42,684 I get to build him a crib and a rocking horse, 573 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,561 and a whole friggin' house to put it all in. 574 00:19:46,146 --> 00:19:48,440 I mean... 575 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:51,401 You know what? 576 00:19:51,484 --> 00:19:52,611 Screw it. 577 00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:56,281 -What the hell is happening? -Ma'am! 578 00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:57,908 Sabrina Pemberton, 579 00:19:57,991 --> 00:20:00,201 -I love you. -Mm... 580 00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:01,286 Will you marry me, baby? 581 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:03,622 Yes, I will marry you. 582 00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:05,874 Okay, great. Yeah, that's the thing I was gonna say 583 00:20:05,957 --> 00:20:07,667 is that she's not pregnant. 584 00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:09,127 -That's good. -What? 585 00:20:09,211 --> 00:20:10,337 She's not pregnant. You're not pregnant. 586 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:13,131 -What do you mean? -Alba and I... 587 00:20:13,215 --> 00:20:14,257 Well... 588 00:20:14,341 --> 00:20:18,470 We wanted to teach you a lesson, you know? So we... 589 00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:22,307 So I... I hope you learned. 590 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:24,392 I can't... It's gone off the rails a bit. 591 00:20:24,476 --> 00:20:25,477 I'm not really sure... 592 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:30,148 Okay. Well, thank you. 593 00:20:30,232 --> 00:20:33,318 Yes, you're welcome. 594 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,320 Wait, for what? 595 00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:36,613 Well, if you didn't do that, I never would've found out 596 00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:39,532 what an amazing man Kai is. 597 00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:41,034 Oh, my God, do you still want to marry me? 598 00:20:41,117 --> 00:20:42,619 -What? -More than anything. 599 00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:44,287 -No. -No baby, fake baby. 600 00:20:44,371 --> 00:20:45,914 Yeah, that's the same thing, though. 601 00:20:45,997 --> 00:20:47,290 You hear that? It's kind of the same thing. 602 00:20:47,374 --> 00:20:49,125 (SINGING) Sabrina's getting married 603 00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:52,462 Wait... 604 00:20:52,546 --> 00:20:56,341 Sabrina's getting married? 605 00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:57,676 Okay, what the hell's going on with this one? 606 00:20:57,759 --> 00:21:00,345 Huh? I'm happy 607 00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:03,306 and sad... 608 00:21:03,390 --> 00:21:05,308 And mad. 609 00:21:05,392 --> 00:21:07,519 Come on, Ben, what's going on with you, buddy? 610 00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:10,522 I'm just a big, fat, no-talent loser. 611 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:13,525 Even your magic pills couldn't help. 612 00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:16,319 -What magic pills? -The ones in your purse. 613 00:21:16,403 --> 00:21:20,115 I filled it with other pills so I wouldn't get in trouble. 614 00:21:20,198 --> 00:21:22,367 -Are you talking about my birth control? -Mm-mm. 615 00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:26,538 That's not good, because Jimmy and I have been... A lot. 616 00:21:26,621 --> 00:21:28,999 -Uh... -I'm gonna be a dad. 617 00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:31,251 -No, no, no. -I'm gonna be a da... 618 00:21:32,669 --> 00:21:34,212 MICKEY: Shove it all... I'm just kidding.