1 00:00:01,294 --> 00:00:04,798 (PA BEEPS) 2 00:00:04,881 --> 00:00:07,092 DR. FRENKEL: Well, it doesn't take a genius to see 3 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,302 Ben's veered off the food pyramid. 4 00:00:09,386 --> 00:00:12,097 Mind telling us what you've been swallowing? 5 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:15,475 Not a whole lot... A tack, a pencil sharpener, 6 00:00:15,559 --> 00:00:17,185 you got cabinet knobs, 7 00:00:17,269 --> 00:00:20,105 some matches, Alba's mood ring. 8 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:21,189 Okay, enough with the guessing game, 9 00:00:21,273 --> 00:00:22,274 I'm freaking out over here. 10 00:00:22,357 --> 00:00:23,608 Can you just tell me how bad it is? 11 00:00:23,692 --> 00:00:25,902 Ben, can you go play in the waiting area, 12 00:00:25,986 --> 00:00:27,737 so I can have a word with your aunt? 13 00:00:27,821 --> 00:00:29,406 -Okay. -Thanks. 14 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:30,657 It'll just be a minute, sweetie. 15 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:31,741 (DOOR OPENS, THEN CLOSES) 16 00:00:31,825 --> 00:00:32,826 Physically, Ben's fine. 17 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:34,035 The kid's got an iron stomach 18 00:00:34,119 --> 00:00:36,246 so as long as he passes the objects 19 00:00:36,329 --> 00:00:37,414 -there should be no problem. -Really? 20 00:00:37,497 --> 00:00:38,832 Oh, that's great. 21 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:41,084 This is awesome news, thank you. 22 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,669 I wouldn't say it's awesome. 23 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,754 This is more telling of a psychological issue. 24 00:00:44,838 --> 00:00:47,507 Has Ben been undergone any recent trauma? 25 00:00:47,591 --> 00:00:51,344 I mean, barring his parents getting arrested 26 00:00:51,428 --> 00:00:54,431 and fleeing the country without saying good-bye, 27 00:00:54,514 --> 00:00:57,142 I... I... Nothing comes to mind. 28 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,352 I see he burnt his taste buds off. 29 00:00:59,436 --> 00:01:01,438 Right, yeah, that. 30 00:01:01,521 --> 00:01:04,316 Forgot about that one. That happened. 31 00:01:04,399 --> 00:01:06,151 Listen, I get you're new to this whole parenting thing, 32 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,570 but do you think you're up to the task? 33 00:01:08,653 --> 00:01:11,114 Yeah, totally. It's just... It's been a little bit 34 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:13,491 of an adjustment period, but I can... I can do this, I got this. 35 00:01:13,575 --> 00:01:15,076 I got it, right? 36 00:01:18,038 --> 00:01:20,373 It's not all bad... I see he had a birthday last week. 37 00:01:20,457 --> 00:01:22,250 You guys do anything fun? 38 00:01:24,377 --> 00:01:26,880 Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:26,963 --> 00:01:28,298 Where are my keys? 40 00:01:28,381 --> 00:01:29,382 Just had them. 41 00:01:32,219 --> 00:01:34,262 Oh, come on. 42 00:01:34,346 --> 00:01:35,680 (SIGHS) All right. 43 00:01:35,764 --> 00:01:37,182 (GRUNTS) 44 00:01:37,265 --> 00:01:39,226 (CAR ALARM CHIRPS) 45 00:01:39,309 --> 00:01:41,144 Get in. 46 00:01:41,228 --> 00:01:43,730 (MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 47 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:46,149 MAN: ...got his residence. 48 00:01:46,233 --> 00:01:48,526 WOMAN: What are you gonna do when you find him? 49 00:01:48,610 --> 00:01:49,819 MAN: I mean, he's been on the streets for how many years now? 50 00:01:49,903 --> 00:01:52,197 WOMAN: As long as we've been part... 51 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,823 -(TV TURNS OFF) -Hey! What the hell? 52 00:01:53,907 --> 00:01:55,533 Oh, I'm sorry, were you watching that? 53 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:57,118 Is that why you were too busy to remember 54 00:01:57,202 --> 00:01:58,203 you little brothers' birthday? 55 00:01:58,286 --> 00:01:59,537 Oh, yikes. 56 00:01:59,621 --> 00:02:01,373 -Oh... -Ay bendito. 57 00:02:01,456 --> 00:02:02,832 I mean, at least I'm new around here, you're his siblings. 58 00:02:02,916 --> 00:02:05,418 Hey, don't put this on us, okay? That was Mom's job. 59 00:02:05,502 --> 00:02:06,753 So was paying taxes. 60 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:08,129 She wasn't doing a real bang-up job 61 00:02:08,213 --> 00:02:09,506 of that either. Seriously, though, 62 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:11,258 do you guys ever think about anybody but yourselves? 63 00:02:11,341 --> 00:02:12,592 JIMMY: She's right. 64 00:02:12,676 --> 00:02:15,011 You really dropped the ball on this one. 65 00:02:15,095 --> 00:02:18,223 I'm sorry, who is this derelict 66 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:19,307 and why is he still here? 67 00:02:19,391 --> 00:02:20,392 Yeah, time to go home, dude. 68 00:02:20,475 --> 00:02:22,227 Hey! Back off. 69 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,979 Jimmy's my guy and I say he stays. 70 00:02:24,062 --> 00:02:25,564 Oh yeah? He's your boyfriend? 71 00:02:25,647 --> 00:02:26,856 -Yeah. -No, he is my guy. 72 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:28,191 We don't do labels. 73 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:29,609 But I'm... I'm not opposed to a label. 74 00:02:29,693 --> 00:02:31,736 Shut up, Jimmy. You guys suck. 75 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,738 We never forgot little Ben's birthday before you showed up. 76 00:02:33,822 --> 00:02:34,823 SABRINA: Yeah, you're the one who's always 77 00:02:34,906 --> 00:02:36,449 babbling on about how you're the boss. 78 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:37,534 I am the boss. 79 00:02:37,617 --> 00:02:38,827 Well, then act like one. 80 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:40,161 Fine. 81 00:02:40,245 --> 00:02:41,371 I will fix this myself. 82 00:02:41,454 --> 00:02:42,831 Yeah, take a mulligan. 83 00:02:42,914 --> 00:02:44,374 You tell him it's his birthday this weekend, 84 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:46,418 he's not gonna know the difference. 85 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:47,669 See? 86 00:02:47,752 --> 00:02:49,754 There we go, Jimmy, that's my guy. 87 00:02:49,838 --> 00:02:51,798 -Thank you. -All right, what'd you guys do 88 00:02:51,882 --> 00:02:53,216 for birthdays around here when you were his age? 89 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,343 Uh, well, I flew 15 of my closest friends to Paris 90 00:02:55,427 --> 00:02:57,053 for Fashion Week. 91 00:02:57,137 --> 00:02:59,556 I took batting practice at Yankee Stadium. 92 00:02:59,639 --> 00:03:01,224 Gross. 93 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:07,647 Hey, buddy. 94 00:03:07,731 --> 00:03:10,275 What you doing? 95 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,402 Uh, he seems to be staring at a wall. 96 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:13,486 (QUIETLY) Yeah. 97 00:03:13,570 --> 00:03:15,238 Oh, no, hey, hey, hey. 98 00:03:15,322 --> 00:03:17,574 Hock it up, come on. 99 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:19,659 -Ugh! See what we're dealing with? -JIMMY: Yeah. 100 00:03:19,743 --> 00:03:21,703 Hey, Ben, buddy, 101 00:03:21,786 --> 00:03:24,497 we got a surprise for you, okay? 102 00:03:24,581 --> 00:03:27,250 -It's your birthday! Ah! -Oh! 103 00:03:27,334 --> 00:03:28,877 -Really? -SABRINA: Yeah. 104 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,463 How old am I turning? 105 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:33,798 Come on... What? No, that's on him, he's got to know that. 106 00:03:33,882 --> 00:03:35,258 MICKEY: Well, 107 00:03:35,342 --> 00:03:37,385 ni... Nine? 108 00:03:37,469 --> 00:03:38,470 No. Ten... 109 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:40,096 Let's go with seven. 110 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:41,431 (CHUCKLES) Seven, you silly goose. 111 00:03:41,514 --> 00:03:43,683 SABRINA: Yeah! Congratulations! 112 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:45,810 So, what do you want at your party this weekend? 113 00:03:45,894 --> 00:03:47,896 Will Mommy and Daddy be there? 114 00:03:47,979 --> 00:03:50,607 Oh, gosh, uh, no, uh, misunderstanding. 115 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:53,485 (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) I was thinking more along the lines 116 00:03:53,568 --> 00:03:54,611 of, like, a theme. 117 00:03:54,694 --> 00:03:57,113 Oh. How about a Mommy and Daddy theme? 118 00:03:57,197 --> 00:04:00,742 Uh, buddy, I just want to know 119 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:02,786 what kind of stuff you like. 120 00:04:02,869 --> 00:04:03,870 Uh, lots of stuff. 121 00:04:03,954 --> 00:04:05,288 -Mice... -Uh-huh. 122 00:04:05,372 --> 00:04:07,499 My Mini Pony dolls, 123 00:04:07,582 --> 00:04:09,125 syrup, 124 00:04:09,209 --> 00:04:10,418 the Iraq War, 125 00:04:10,502 --> 00:04:11,503 getting rolled up in the carpet 126 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:13,088 like a taquito. 127 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:14,172 -Yeah! -(CHUCKLES) 128 00:04:14,256 --> 00:04:15,840 I mean, who doesn't? 129 00:04:15,924 --> 00:04:16,925 This kid. 130 00:04:17,008 --> 00:04:18,343 Thank you. 131 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,761 That gives us a real good jumping-off point, 132 00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:21,096 -buddy, right? -JIMMY: Yeah. 133 00:04:21,179 --> 00:04:24,140 -Get ready for the best party ever. -Whoo! 134 00:04:24,224 --> 00:04:26,351 (SOFTLY) Yeah. Let's go. 135 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:33,483 Let's do that kid a favor and not do any of that stuff. 136 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:35,318 Why don't we just stick with what's worked millions of years, 137 00:04:35,402 --> 00:04:36,528 cake, clowns, balloons? 138 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:39,072 Yeah, if it's not broke, you don't fix it. 139 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:42,367 Oh, what's the name of the clown that everyone got growing up? 140 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:43,493 -Sully? -Yeah. 141 00:04:43,577 --> 00:04:44,786 Sully the Clown! 142 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:46,162 That guy's the best. 143 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:47,455 What, a clown? Sounds pretty lame. 144 00:04:47,539 --> 00:04:48,748 No, not this guy. 145 00:04:48,832 --> 00:04:50,500 He's like the Mick Jagger of clowns. 146 00:04:50,584 --> 00:04:52,586 We find somebody half as good as Sully, we are in business. 147 00:04:54,838 --> 00:04:56,548 -MICKEY: One more time. -ALMA: One, two, three, hit it! 148 00:04:56,631 --> 00:04:58,925 -(RAPPING) Ha-ppy birth-day -(ALMA HUMS ALONG) 149 00:04:59,009 --> 00:05:01,344 Gonna blow out all the candles On your birthday 150 00:05:01,428 --> 00:05:03,763 And we wish we knew The age of your birthday 151 00:05:03,847 --> 00:05:06,391 BOTH: 'Cause people should know the kids' birthday! 152 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,351 -Wika-ow! -I like what you're adding at the end. 153 00:05:08,435 --> 00:05:10,520 -I... I like it. I think it's good. -It really puts a nice spin on it. 154 00:05:10,604 --> 00:05:12,230 -It's nice. -You know what? We're gonna shove 155 00:05:12,314 --> 00:05:14,149 -this party in their stupid faces. -Ugh. Oh. 156 00:05:14,232 --> 00:05:16,568 -What the hell is this? -(KIDS SCREAMING AND LAUGHING) 157 00:05:16,651 --> 00:05:17,903 What are all those balloons? 158 00:05:17,986 --> 00:05:19,571 There's so many. 159 00:05:19,654 --> 00:05:23,158 -(GASPS) -Oh... No, no. 160 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:24,451 Oh! 161 00:05:24,534 --> 00:05:26,703 (CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING) 162 00:05:26,786 --> 00:05:28,246 (KIDS LAUGHING, CHATTERING) 163 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:34,502 (CAKE THUDS) 164 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:38,715 Well, no one's gonna miss that. 165 00:05:42,844 --> 00:05:45,722 SABRINA: Hey, so glad you could make it. 166 00:05:45,805 --> 00:05:47,557 What the hell is this? 167 00:05:47,641 --> 00:05:49,226 Well, we decided we couldn't let 168 00:05:49,309 --> 00:05:51,561 Ben's name be on the marquee of your crap fest, 169 00:05:51,645 --> 00:05:54,064 so we stepped up and threw him the party he deserves. 170 00:05:54,147 --> 00:05:56,149 I thought we agreed I'm the boss. 171 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:58,360 No, if you saw my silence as agreeing with you, 172 00:05:58,443 --> 00:05:59,444 that's on you. 173 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:01,196 Well, what happened to keeping it basic? 174 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,823 We did. We basically threw the best party ever. 175 00:06:03,907 --> 00:06:07,535 -Too bad Ben couldn't care less about it. -What? Hmm? 176 00:06:07,619 --> 00:06:10,372 SABRINA: Come on, he's surrounded by ten grand in gourmet candy, 177 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:11,581 and he's eating crayons? 178 00:06:11,665 --> 00:06:12,666 Yeah, well, don't take it personally, 179 00:06:12,749 --> 00:06:14,626 his heart just isn't for sale. 180 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:16,253 JIMMY: Ho! 181 00:06:16,336 --> 00:06:19,256 -(CLAPS) Whoo! Sully in the house! -MICKEY: What? 182 00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:22,217 -Who the hell is this guy? -What do you mean? It's Sully. 183 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:23,969 Sully who? 184 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:25,303 -The Sully? -Yeah. 185 00:06:25,387 --> 00:06:27,514 I looked him up. 186 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:29,432 But, Jimmy, I told you to get somebody like Sully. 187 00:06:29,516 --> 00:06:31,226 No, I know, I heard you and I did you one better. 188 00:06:31,309 --> 00:06:32,394 Got the real McCoy. 189 00:06:32,477 --> 00:06:33,687 MICKEY: Yeah, but this guy looks like hell. 190 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:35,647 -Oh, you should've seen him an hour ago. -Ugh. 191 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:37,983 JIMMY: I gave him some coffee, he perked right up. 192 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:39,401 Your guy really came through, huh? 193 00:06:39,484 --> 00:06:40,485 CHIP: This is the clown 194 00:06:40,569 --> 00:06:42,404 you were so excited about? 195 00:06:42,487 --> 00:06:44,656 The name's Sully the Spectacular. 196 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:46,074 Yeah, spectacularly stupid. 197 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:47,367 JIMMY: Hey! 198 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:48,451 You're in the presence of greatness. 199 00:06:48,535 --> 00:06:49,786 It's cool. 200 00:06:49,869 --> 00:06:51,037 I get it. 201 00:06:51,121 --> 00:06:53,456 I'm an unproven entity. 202 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:54,624 Let's see now... 203 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:56,334 (ALL YELL IN ASTONISHMENT) 204 00:06:56,418 --> 00:06:58,211 -Oh... -Oh! Oh! 205 00:06:58,295 --> 00:07:00,255 Did you just rip a bird out of the sky? 206 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:02,048 Yeah, he did! Impressed now? 207 00:07:02,132 --> 00:07:04,676 Yeah, I mean obviously my... (STAMMERS) 208 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:07,512 -That's the dopest thing I've ever seen! -(CHUCKLES) 209 00:07:07,596 --> 00:07:08,722 Is that even a trick? 210 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:10,849 Yeah, I doubt the bird liked it. (SCOFFS) 211 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:12,434 What bird? 212 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:13,518 -Ooh! -(CHIP GASPS) 213 00:07:13,602 --> 00:07:15,812 (LAUGHING) 214 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:17,522 -(MICKEY LAUGHS) -Wow! 215 00:07:17,606 --> 00:07:19,482 -Yes! Yeah! Yeah! -CHIP: What? 216 00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:21,109 Wha... What? 217 00:07:21,192 --> 00:07:23,445 Wow, is that clown for me? 218 00:07:23,528 --> 00:07:24,821 MICKEY: You better believe it, buddy. 219 00:07:24,905 --> 00:07:26,656 Go round up the troops and meet me in the living room 220 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:29,034 if you want to have your minds blown out of your butts 221 00:07:29,117 --> 00:07:30,702 -by Sully the Spectacular. -Cool. 222 00:07:30,785 --> 00:07:32,954 Hey, everyone! 223 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:35,040 Come inside if you want to have your butts blown 224 00:07:35,123 --> 00:07:36,875 by a freaking clown! 225 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:37,959 (KIDS CHEERING) 226 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:39,336 Yeah. 227 00:07:39,419 --> 00:07:41,880 All right, How do I get my hands on a slice of cake? 228 00:07:41,963 --> 00:07:43,632 Whoa, cake's for closers, Sully, okay? 229 00:07:43,715 --> 00:07:45,550 You razzle-dazzle them and then we'll talk. 230 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:48,637 Looks like my little crap fest is right up Ben's alley. 231 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,639 Hope you guys didn't spend 232 00:07:50,722 --> 00:07:52,307 too much money on the rides, 233 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:55,852 and the games, and all the whatnots. 234 00:07:55,936 --> 00:07:57,896 Who's the clown now? 235 00:07:57,979 --> 00:08:00,065 Of course Ben would choose a demented clown 236 00:08:00,148 --> 00:08:01,358 over this amazing party. 237 00:08:01,441 --> 00:08:02,776 Why wouldn't he? 238 00:08:02,859 --> 00:08:04,527 He'll be back. 239 00:08:04,611 --> 00:08:06,529 I got a different horse in this race, 240 00:08:06,613 --> 00:08:08,531 or shall I say pony? 241 00:08:08,615 --> 00:08:11,576 I'm guessing you got him a My Mini Pony? 242 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:14,329 No, because that'd be the lamest thing ever. 243 00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:15,872 I got him a real pony. 244 00:08:15,956 --> 00:08:17,916 Which saying out loud also sounds pretty lame. 245 00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:19,584 You know what? 246 00:08:19,668 --> 00:08:22,337 Just, uh, tell everybody to meet out on the front lawn 247 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:23,713 in ten minutes. 248 00:08:23,797 --> 00:08:24,881 No, screw that, let's drop that thing 249 00:08:24,965 --> 00:08:26,550 right through the front door and up the gut 250 00:08:26,633 --> 00:08:28,218 of her stupid-ass party. 251 00:08:30,262 --> 00:08:32,764 All right, what do we call this... 252 00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:34,516 Girl? 253 00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:36,518 She got a name? 254 00:08:36,601 --> 00:08:37,769 Uh, "Ice Cream." 255 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:39,104 (PONY SNORTS) 256 00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:40,564 What do I feed her? 257 00:08:40,647 --> 00:08:42,732 Ah, you know, standard stuff. Carrots, hay. 258 00:08:42,816 --> 00:08:44,192 Definitely not chocolate, though. 259 00:08:44,276 --> 00:08:45,819 Chocolate, isn't that a dog thing? 260 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:48,446 Nah, horses, dogs, same thing. 261 00:08:48,530 --> 00:08:50,782 -Are they? -Hey, they're both animals, right? 262 00:08:51,825 --> 00:08:53,368 Help me up on this thing. 263 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:54,578 All right, here you go. 264 00:08:54,661 --> 00:08:56,329 -I'll boost you. Oh, hey. -(GRUNTS) 265 00:08:56,413 --> 00:08:58,582 Oh, oh, easy now. Oh. 266 00:08:58,665 --> 00:09:00,250 -Where are the brakes on this? -I don't know. 267 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:02,752 -I'm just the delivery guy. -What? No, where you going? 268 00:09:02,836 --> 00:09:03,837 Don't leave! 269 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,755 Where are you going? 270 00:09:05,839 --> 00:09:06,965 Stop. Where you going? Where you going? 271 00:09:07,048 --> 00:09:08,633 Stop! No! 272 00:09:08,717 --> 00:09:09,968 Sabrina! 273 00:09:10,051 --> 00:09:11,052 Sabrina, help! 274 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:13,930 'Sup. 275 00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:15,015 Oh... 276 00:09:15,098 --> 00:09:17,601 Stop. Oh, God... 277 00:09:17,684 --> 00:09:18,727 Help! 278 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:21,605 Okay, Sully, this is it, let's do it. 279 00:09:21,688 --> 00:09:23,815 You got it. Just, uh, give me ten minutes 280 00:09:23,899 --> 00:09:25,066 and we'll light this place up. 281 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,776 -Mm-mm, yeah. -Light it up. 282 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:27,986 But did you not just hear me? 283 00:09:28,069 --> 00:09:29,613 I said this is it, it's showtime. 284 00:09:29,696 --> 00:09:30,989 Oh, I heard you, but I got to bang out 285 00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:33,199 my pre-show ritual first. 286 00:09:33,283 --> 00:09:34,784 Where's your green room? 287 00:09:34,868 --> 00:09:36,745 Oh, no, man, this is a home, 288 00:09:36,828 --> 00:09:38,204 so we... We don't have a green room, 289 00:09:38,288 --> 00:09:40,248 but you should do whatever you need to do. 290 00:09:40,332 --> 00:09:41,875 Well, what other kind of rooms do you have? 291 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:43,835 For you? The bathroom. 292 00:09:43,919 --> 00:09:45,503 You be back in two minutes or so help me God 293 00:09:45,587 --> 00:09:47,088 I will take the cake off the table. 294 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,882 Well, you don't have to be a bitch about it. 295 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,425 Oh, hey, come on, man. 296 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:52,677 Where's Sully going? 297 00:09:52,761 --> 00:09:54,846 Eh... He... He just needed to stretch, 298 00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:55,931 but he'll be right back. 299 00:09:56,014 --> 00:09:57,807 (KIDS SIGH, GROAN) 300 00:09:57,891 --> 00:09:59,309 Yeah, maybe he will. 301 00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:01,436 Or maybe we'll never see him again. 302 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:03,813 -Who here likes surprises? -Hey. 303 00:10:03,897 --> 00:10:05,941 -(KIDS YELLING OVER EACH OTHER) -That's what I thought. Okay. 304 00:10:06,024 --> 00:10:07,025 You guys sit tight, I'm gonna run 305 00:10:07,108 --> 00:10:08,276 and get the best surprise 306 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,528 in the history of birthdays. 307 00:10:10,612 --> 00:10:12,614 (KIDS CHEER) Yay! 308 00:10:12,697 --> 00:10:13,865 -Yes. -Hey, what are you doing? 309 00:10:13,949 --> 00:10:15,200 I got a thing going here. 310 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:16,660 -You do? Hmm. -Yeah. 311 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:18,912 I don't see anything. 312 00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:22,082 Yeah, but... Mm. Ugh. 313 00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:24,709 Chip, we're ready for the pony! 314 00:10:26,294 --> 00:10:28,296 Chip! 315 00:10:32,801 --> 00:10:34,761 No. Hey! Ah! 316 00:10:34,844 --> 00:10:35,887 All right, all right. Yeah. 317 00:10:35,971 --> 00:10:37,847 (SCREAMS) 318 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,891 (PHONE VIBRATING) 319 00:10:45,855 --> 00:10:47,232 -Chip? -Sabrina! 320 00:10:47,315 --> 00:10:49,859 Oh, I've never been happi... No, no! 321 00:10:51,319 --> 00:10:52,862 (SCREAMS) 322 00:10:55,991 --> 00:10:57,409 Damn it. 323 00:10:58,910 --> 00:11:01,246 Damn it! 324 00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:03,790 This one in the star glasses, is she eyeballing me? 325 00:11:11,464 --> 00:11:12,924 -Oh. -Oh, hey there. 326 00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:14,301 -Hey. -We're so excited 327 00:11:14,384 --> 00:11:15,594 about your surprise, did you bring the surprise? 328 00:11:15,677 --> 00:11:16,678 Is it in your pocket? 329 00:11:16,761 --> 00:11:17,762 Yeah, it's coming. 330 00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:18,847 -Mm. -Chip is just 331 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:19,931 a little tied up at the moment. 332 00:11:20,015 --> 00:11:21,558 -Oh. -So, 333 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,476 let's get on with the clown show. 334 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,937 Oh, we would love to, but you eighty-sixed the clown. 335 00:11:26,021 --> 00:11:28,106 Remember when she made us get rid of that fun clown, 336 00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:29,441 who was gonna do fun clown stuff? 337 00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:30,525 -(MURMURING AGREEMENT) -I remember. Yeah. 338 00:11:30,609 --> 00:11:31,610 We did that 339 00:11:31,693 --> 00:11:32,694 because we were waiting for that 340 00:11:32,777 --> 00:11:33,778 big surprise that you promised. 341 00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:34,863 Are you gonna break your promise? 342 00:11:34,946 --> 00:11:36,740 -No. -Uh-uh. We don't break promises. 343 00:11:36,823 --> 00:11:38,408 No, I would never break a promise, okay? 344 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:40,201 It's just... It's just gonna take 345 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:41,536 a little bit longer, that's all. 346 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:42,913 -MICKEY: Mm. -(KIDS GROAN) 347 00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:44,164 Ms. Mickey? 348 00:11:44,247 --> 00:11:45,415 -Mm. -We have a problem. 349 00:11:45,498 --> 00:11:47,125 Not now, Alba, I'm gloating. 350 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,752 Uh, no, this is something that cannot wait. 351 00:11:48,835 --> 00:11:49,836 So, come on, 352 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,630 let's move fast 353 00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:52,923 to... Towards that something 354 00:11:53,006 --> 00:11:55,550 that is in the other room. 355 00:11:55,634 --> 00:11:58,386 You are not moving fast enough for this thing 356 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,804 that is something. 357 00:11:59,888 --> 00:12:01,514 -We can just go. -MICKEY: All right. 358 00:12:01,598 --> 00:12:03,350 -Ay... -Oh, whoa. 359 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:04,643 Dear God! 360 00:12:04,726 --> 00:12:06,186 -Gross! -(ALBA SPEAKS SPANISH) 361 00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:07,812 Oh... 362 00:12:07,896 --> 00:12:09,856 Oh, clown down. 363 00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:15,946 -What the hell happened? -What do you think happened? 364 00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:17,864 Syringe, spoon, tied-off balloon... 365 00:12:17,948 --> 00:12:18,949 come on, do the math. 366 00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:20,992 -Nice one, Mickey! -What did I do? 367 00:12:21,076 --> 00:12:22,786 You brought a junkie to a kid's birthday party! 368 00:12:22,869 --> 00:12:23,912 No, I didn't. He did. 369 00:12:23,995 --> 00:12:25,247 No, I... Uh... 370 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,957 No! You asked for this guy! 371 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,000 I didn't, I asked for someone like this guy. 372 00:12:29,084 --> 00:12:30,377 -I got you the real guy! -Oh, he's alive! 373 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,170 -He's choking! -JIMMY: Oh, get in there! 374 00:12:32,254 --> 00:12:33,838 -What? -Get the airway, get the airway! 375 00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:35,840 Okay, hang in there, Sully, I got to clear this out! 376 00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:37,008 Open your mouth. 377 00:12:37,092 --> 00:12:38,385 -I... I fishhooked something. -Get it! 378 00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:39,594 -Here we go. What... -Get it. 379 00:12:39,678 --> 00:12:40,887 Whoa. What? 380 00:12:40,971 --> 00:12:42,013 Are you kidding me? 381 00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:44,391 (GROANING) This is crazy! 382 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:45,809 Oh, man, Ben would have loved that. 383 00:12:45,892 --> 00:12:46,893 This is so stupid! 384 00:12:46,977 --> 00:12:47,978 -(GROANS) -SABRINA: Get it out! 385 00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:49,396 ALBA: Get him moving or something. 386 00:12:49,479 --> 00:12:50,605 I'm... I'm try... (GROANS) 387 00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:52,649 Cough it up! I did it, I got it! 388 00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:54,859 -At least he's alive, sort of. -Wake up! 389 00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:56,570 I know you're in there, man. Wake up! 390 00:12:56,653 --> 00:12:57,988 -JIMMY: Harder! -MICKEY: Stop it! 391 00:12:58,071 --> 00:12:59,823 Wake up! 392 00:12:59,906 --> 00:13:01,032 Don't leave me now, Sully, come on! 393 00:13:01,116 --> 00:13:02,826 -Come on, Sully! -JIMMY: Sully! 394 00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:04,035 Hey, guys, what you doing? 395 00:13:04,119 --> 00:13:06,079 -MICKEY: Huh? -ALL: No! 396 00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:08,415 -(ALL YELLING) -Oh! Oh, no! 397 00:13:08,498 --> 00:13:10,166 He swallowed it. 398 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,877 It's all the way down. It's gone. 399 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,628 That's okay, that's okay. 400 00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:15,714 It's okay, it's good, we're fine. 401 00:13:15,797 --> 00:13:17,007 -Uh, Alba? -Hmm? 402 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:18,174 Why don't you take our little birthday boy 403 00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:19,885 back outside... 404 00:13:19,968 --> 00:13:21,261 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -...so I can come up with a plan. 405 00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:22,888 -Okay, okay, come on, come on. -'Cause I will fix this. 406 00:13:22,971 --> 00:13:25,015 -Come on. -I will fix it, I can. 407 00:13:27,142 --> 00:13:29,019 -Uh... -That's not good! 408 00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:30,270 -That balloon! -That's a bad balloon! 409 00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:31,396 I'm gonna call 911! 410 00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:32,480 -Yes! -Yes! 411 00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:33,565 No, stop, stop! 412 00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:34,649 Stop! Why? 413 00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:35,734 Because... Listen to me. 414 00:13:35,817 --> 00:13:36,818 Just let me think this through! 415 00:13:36,902 --> 00:13:38,069 What is there to think about? 416 00:13:38,153 --> 00:13:39,905 If we rush Ben to the emergency room right now, 417 00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:41,031 they are going to pump his stomach 418 00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:42,490 or they're gonna dissect him like a frog 419 00:13:42,574 --> 00:13:44,284 and either way, guess what they're gonna find? 420 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:46,411 They're gonna find the balloon and they're not gonna like it! 421 00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:47,704 Okay? And they're gonna call 422 00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:48,872 Child Protective Services 423 00:13:48,955 --> 00:13:50,040 and he is gonna go live in a group home, 424 00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:51,666 for this birthday will be ruined and every birthday 425 00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,960 after this one till he's 18 will be ruined. 426 00:13:54,044 --> 00:13:55,754 Yeah, well, at least then he'll be safe from you! 427 00:13:55,837 --> 00:13:56,963 Okay, you know wha... 428 00:13:57,047 --> 00:13:58,298 I want to... (YELLS) 429 00:13:59,507 --> 00:14:00,759 Is that what you want? 430 00:14:00,842 --> 00:14:02,135 Is that really what you want? 431 00:14:02,219 --> 00:14:04,554 You want me to go to jail? 432 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,852 (CHUCKLES) 433 00:14:10,936 --> 00:14:12,646 No! No, I... No. 434 00:14:12,729 --> 00:14:14,022 Fine. Now let's fix this. 435 00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:15,565 What's the plan? 436 00:14:15,649 --> 00:14:16,942 The plan is very simple. 437 00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:18,068 The plan is get the bad balloon 438 00:14:18,151 --> 00:14:20,487 out of Ben before it kills him. 439 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:21,738 -Yeah? -Yes, yes. 440 00:14:21,821 --> 00:14:22,864 -Move! -Okay! 441 00:14:22,948 --> 00:14:24,115 Yeah. Come on. 442 00:14:24,199 --> 00:14:26,952 Just friggin' kill me already. 443 00:14:27,035 --> 00:14:29,913 Oh, that's a step in the right direction. 444 00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:32,249 Are we going home now? Ah! 445 00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:33,917 Good pony. 446 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,794 Take-take a left. Take a left... Yeah! 447 00:14:35,877 --> 00:14:37,087 No! No! 448 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,171 Slow down! Stop! 449 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:39,965 No! 450 00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:41,716 (EXHALES) Coming in hot! 451 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,010 -Okay, did you get the ipecac? -No, I did not get the ipecac. 452 00:14:44,094 --> 00:14:46,137 They were all out, but I got you one better. 453 00:14:46,221 --> 00:14:48,014 -Bwah! -What the hell is this? 454 00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,349 JIMMY: I have never seen someone drink that 455 00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:50,433 -without throwing up. -What? 456 00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:52,519 I asked you for ipecac and this is the best you can do? 457 00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:54,145 Yeah, uh, well, yeah, I... 458 00:14:54,229 --> 00:14:55,730 Honestly, that will make you throw up. 459 00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:57,607 Wait, you want Ben to get wasted? 460 00:14:57,691 --> 00:14:59,025 No, I don't want to get him wasted, 461 00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:00,110 but if it happens, it happens. 462 00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:01,194 This is your guy? 463 00:15:01,278 --> 00:15:02,696 Everyone, relax! I got this. 464 00:15:02,779 --> 00:15:04,489 I'm calling an audible, I'm going in manually, okay? 465 00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:06,116 Ben, listen close. 466 00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,034 What I'm about to do is gonna suck. 467 00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:09,911 You're gonna hate it and that's okay. 468 00:15:09,995 --> 00:15:11,997 Sometimes we hate things, you understand? 469 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,040 Open your mouth. 470 00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:15,292 -What are you... Oh. -There we go. 471 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,418 Do you... Do you know what you're doing? 472 00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:18,128 I'm pulling the trigger! All right? 473 00:15:18,211 --> 00:15:19,546 You feelin' anything bubbling up? 474 00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:22,549 -No, but it tickles. -Okay. 475 00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:24,092 Seriously? I'm, like, knee-deep in there. 476 00:15:24,175 --> 00:15:25,176 Oh... 477 00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,970 SABRINA: I'm gonna puke. Come on. Come on! 478 00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:28,513 Open wide. (GRUNTS) 479 00:15:28,597 --> 00:15:30,181 Nothing, huh? No? Nothing? 480 00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:31,558 This kid's got no gag reflex. 481 00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:32,726 (GAGS) 482 00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:33,977 JIMMY: What about a little shimmy? 483 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:36,021 -(SQUISHING) -Yeah. 484 00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:40,692 -No? -JIMMY: What about a swirl? 485 00:15:41,818 --> 00:15:43,194 Faster. 486 00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:44,821 I ca... 487 00:15:44,905 --> 00:15:46,531 -I mean, it's like... -I can't watch this. 488 00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:48,325 Yeah, this is starting to get really uneasy. 489 00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:49,993 -No, no, no, no! -Mickey, I'm going to puke. 490 00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:52,746 All right, everyone just pull it together! Grow up! 491 00:15:52,829 --> 00:15:53,830 No, 492 00:15:53,914 --> 00:15:54,915 everyone just... 493 00:15:54,998 --> 00:15:56,124 -Hold it together, it's... -(GROANS) 494 00:15:56,207 --> 00:15:57,208 ...it's all good. 495 00:15:57,292 --> 00:15:59,085 -(RETCHES) -Oh! 496 00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:00,170 (MICKEY COUGHING) 497 00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:01,254 (RETCHING CONTINUES) 498 00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:08,970 Screw it. Everyone shut your mouths. 499 00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,055 I knew you'd come around. 500 00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:11,556 This is for me! 501 00:16:12,766 --> 00:16:15,393 Look, what am I doing here? 502 00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:17,979 Just waiting for it to maybe pass? 503 00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:19,189 Well, guess what? 504 00:16:19,272 --> 00:16:21,191 What if it ruptures and maybe kills him? 505 00:16:21,274 --> 00:16:22,692 What's Aunt Mickey talking about? 506 00:16:22,776 --> 00:16:23,818 MICKEY: Nothing! 507 00:16:23,902 --> 00:16:24,903 I am in charge, 508 00:16:24,986 --> 00:16:26,488 I'm fine, I'm the boss, 509 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:29,824 and I am deciding that we're going to the hospital. 510 00:16:29,908 --> 00:16:31,201 Okay, 511 00:16:31,284 --> 00:16:32,869 Ben, listen. 512 00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,162 Party's over, okay? 513 00:16:34,246 --> 00:16:35,247 Your Aunt Mickey screwed up. 514 00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:37,207 I screwed up and, um, 515 00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,125 we're gonna have to take a little ride. 516 00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,211 But we haven't even had cake yet. 517 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:43,213 JIMMY: Ah, he's right, Mick. 518 00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:45,632 It's not a party unless you have cake. 519 00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:47,509 Okay, we'll do cake first. 520 00:16:47,592 --> 00:16:48,677 We'll do cake first. 521 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,679 We'll do cake before the drive 522 00:16:50,762 --> 00:16:52,097 and we'll make a good memory. 523 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,223 It's the least we can do 524 00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:55,225 before we send him off into the system. 525 00:16:56,476 --> 00:17:00,105 ALL: (SINGING) Happy birthday to you 526 00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:03,483 Happy birthday to you 527 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:06,278 (DISTORTED) Happy birthday... 528 00:17:06,361 --> 00:17:09,239 Cake! 529 00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:14,119 ...to you 530 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,872 Happy birthday dear Ben 531 00:17:17,956 --> 00:17:19,958 SULLY: Cake! 532 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,167 ALL: Happy birthday 533 00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:22,544 Cake! 534 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:23,837 Sully? 535 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,047 -Cake! -(GASPS) 536 00:17:26,131 --> 00:17:27,924 What's happening? 537 00:17:28,008 --> 00:17:30,176 -(PONY NEIGHS) -(SCREAMING) Get out of the way! 538 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:33,096 (CHIP SCREAMS) 539 00:17:43,356 --> 00:17:44,691 SABRINA: (IN SLOW MOTION) Ben! 540 00:17:44,774 --> 00:17:47,068 Look out! 541 00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:54,117 (IN SLOW MOTION) Ben! 542 00:17:55,493 --> 00:17:56,494 (GRUNTS) 543 00:17:56,578 --> 00:17:57,579 (GUESTS SCREAM) 544 00:17:57,662 --> 00:17:59,539 CHIP: Oh! 545 00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:03,710 Oh, thank God it stopped! 546 00:18:03,793 --> 00:18:04,878 (MICKEY CACKLES) 547 00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:06,296 That's why he's my guy! 548 00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:07,464 (COUGHING) 549 00:18:07,547 --> 00:18:08,548 Oh. (LAUGHS) 550 00:18:08,632 --> 00:18:11,551 I did it! I saved the day. 551 00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:12,886 Eh. 552 00:18:12,969 --> 00:18:13,970 You got me a pony! 553 00:18:14,054 --> 00:18:15,180 You got me a pony! 554 00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:18,308 This is the best birthday ever! 555 00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,061 (ALL GROANING) 556 00:18:21,144 --> 00:18:22,145 Oh, gross! 557 00:18:22,229 --> 00:18:23,313 That got him to puke? 558 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:25,398 Oh! (YELLS) 559 00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:27,150 Oh! Still intact! 560 00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,235 -Yes! -Still intact! 561 00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:29,569 We did it! 562 00:18:29,653 --> 00:18:30,820 Oh, yay! 563 00:18:30,904 --> 00:18:32,113 Oh, we did it. Come here, buddy. 564 00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:34,241 Oh, nice work. 565 00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:39,329 MICKEY: Hey, Sully. 566 00:18:39,412 --> 00:18:40,747 -Get out of here. -Yeah, you're lucky 567 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,207 we don't call the cops on your junkie ass. 568 00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,501 I'm no junkie. I'm a diabetic. 569 00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:46,336 I live on birthday cake 570 00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:48,838 and high fructose corn syrup. 571 00:18:48,922 --> 00:18:50,632 Geez. 572 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:52,259 What about the needle and balloons? 573 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:54,511 Insulin and sugar pills. 574 00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:55,845 The spoon? 575 00:18:55,929 --> 00:18:57,347 Cake. 576 00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:59,933 Try using less milk chocolate next time. 577 00:19:00,016 --> 00:19:03,186 The frosting is supposed to be a vehicle for the cake, 578 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,230 not the star of the show. 579 00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:08,358 (GROANS) Take the cake and get out of here. 580 00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:22,622 Wow! 581 00:19:22,706 --> 00:19:24,374 Well, that party was a disaster, 582 00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:25,625 but at least Ben seems to be having fun. 583 00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,002 MICKEY: Mm-hmm. 584 00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:29,754 Hey, Ben, I think you missed one. 585 00:19:29,838 --> 00:19:30,839 (BEN GASPS) 586 00:19:30,922 --> 00:19:31,923 Who's it from? 587 00:19:32,007 --> 00:19:33,049 I don't know, 588 00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:34,801 we're gonna have to read the card. 589 00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:35,886 (GASPS) 590 00:19:35,969 --> 00:19:37,387 What? 591 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,180 A postcard from Iraq? 592 00:19:39,264 --> 00:19:40,265 Iraq. 593 00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:41,892 MICKEY: Who could that be from? 594 00:19:41,975 --> 00:19:44,644 "Dear Ben, greetings from Iraq. 595 00:19:44,728 --> 00:19:46,271 "Mommy and Daddy are sorry 596 00:19:46,354 --> 00:19:49,232 "they couldn't celebrate your birthday, 597 00:19:49,316 --> 00:19:51,318 "but we miss you and love you very much." 598 00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:52,402 -Ah! -(GASPS) 599 00:19:52,485 --> 00:19:53,820 "We'll be home 600 00:19:53,904 --> 00:19:55,405 "as soon as we can. 601 00:19:55,488 --> 00:19:57,240 "In the meantime, be a good boy 602 00:19:57,324 --> 00:19:59,451 "and do what your Aunt Mickey says. 603 00:19:59,534 --> 00:20:01,411 "Don't be fooled by her good looks, 604 00:20:01,494 --> 00:20:03,830 "she's actually smarter than all of you." 605 00:20:03,914 --> 00:20:04,915 Hmm. 606 00:20:04,998 --> 00:20:06,416 "Love, Mom." 607 00:20:06,499 --> 00:20:08,126 Oh, buddy! 608 00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,586 -That's so great! -What's in it? 609 00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:11,796 I don't know, you're gonna have to open it up, goofball. 610 00:20:16,718 --> 00:20:17,928 (GASPS) Syrup! 611 00:20:18,011 --> 00:20:19,054 (HUMS) 612 00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:20,472 (GASPS) Taquitos! 613 00:20:21,598 --> 00:20:23,266 My Mini Pony dolls! 614 00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:24,434 (SMOOCHES) 615 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,270 -A mouse! -(MOUSE SQUEAKING) 616 00:20:27,354 --> 00:20:28,897 Nice touch. 617 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,732 Thanks. 618 00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:33,443 BEN: This is the greatest birthday ever! 619 00:20:33,526 --> 00:20:34,903 I know you didn't ask for any of this. 620 00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:36,404 BEN: I'm gonna have taquitos with syrup. 621 00:20:36,488 --> 00:20:37,489 And I basically hate 622 00:20:37,572 --> 00:20:38,907 every single thing about you, 623 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:42,035 the way you look, the way you sound, 624 00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:43,119 your smell... 625 00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:44,996 Is there a "but" coming? 626 00:20:46,331 --> 00:20:47,332 But... 627 00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:48,416 Whoop, he's eating the mouse. 628 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,793 -No! -Hey! 629 00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:50,877 -I get the doctor. -Okay, 630 00:20:50,961 --> 00:20:51,962 come on, kid. 631 00:20:52,045 --> 00:20:53,380 What if we just dance again, huh? 632 00:20:53,463 --> 00:20:54,839 You know, there's a chance 633 00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:56,466 it actually crawls through. 634 00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:57,676 Oh, sure! 635 00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,553 Let's drop everything because Ben 636 00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:01,721 swallowed something again. It's not even his real birthday! 637 00:21:01,805 --> 00:21:03,473 What about me? 638 00:21:03,557 --> 00:21:06,184 I was almost killed today! 639 00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:09,145 MICKEY: This kid's got no gag reflex!