1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:03,380 (EXHALES) 2 00:00:03,463 --> 00:00:05,298 (COUGHING) 3 00:00:05,382 --> 00:00:07,509 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 4 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:09,177 Morning. 5 00:00:17,769 --> 00:00:19,437 What you drinkin'? 6 00:00:19,521 --> 00:00:21,481 Coffee. I like it when I smoke. 7 00:00:21,565 --> 00:00:24,234 Yeah, so do I. So does everyone. That's why I made it. 8 00:00:24,317 --> 00:00:26,236 Oh. Cool. Thank you. 9 00:00:26,319 --> 00:00:27,821 I don't want a "thank you." I want my coffee. 10 00:00:27,904 --> 00:00:29,072 Then make some more. 11 00:00:29,155 --> 00:00:30,407 There is no more, or I would. I left for, 12 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:32,075 like, two seconds to grab a cigarette. 13 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:33,743 You shouldn't have left it unattended, then. 14 00:00:33,827 --> 00:00:36,121 Okay. Well, good advice. 15 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:43,253 -(GASPING BREATH) -Ooh. 16 00:00:43,336 --> 00:00:44,629 It's a little hot, isn't it? 17 00:00:44,713 --> 00:00:47,173 (EXHALES) Good hot. It's just the way I like it. 18 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:49,092 (DOORBELL RINGS) 19 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:50,510 I'll get it. (EXHALES) 20 00:00:53,722 --> 00:00:55,265 Oh, Liz! 21 00:00:55,348 --> 00:00:57,517 To what do we owe this pleasure? 22 00:00:57,601 --> 00:01:00,270 I caught him in my bushes videotaping me in my shower! 23 00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:01,354 Gross. 24 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:05,108 Not you. Just gross. 25 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:06,443 Omicron made me do it. 26 00:01:06,526 --> 00:01:08,320 -Come on. -Who is Omicron? 27 00:01:08,403 --> 00:01:10,071 It's... Come here. It's his imaginary friend. 28 00:01:10,155 --> 00:01:12,532 Can you cut him some slack? He's going through a thing. 29 00:01:12,616 --> 00:01:14,534 Frankly, I don't care. Ever since you showed up, 30 00:01:14,618 --> 00:01:16,328 this whole family's been nothing but trouble for me. 31 00:01:16,411 --> 00:01:18,246 -Keep him off my property... -Oh, yeah, yeah. 32 00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:20,165 -...or I'm calling the police. -Oh, yeah. Totally. Thank you so much. 33 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:23,251 Hey, buddy, you've been hanging out 34 00:01:23,335 --> 00:01:25,503 an awful lot with Omicron. Wouldn't you rather hang 35 00:01:25,587 --> 00:01:27,005 with some real people? 36 00:01:27,088 --> 00:01:29,299 Omicron is real... He's from Jupiter 37 00:01:29,382 --> 00:01:31,301 and he talks like a robot. 38 00:01:31,384 --> 00:01:34,137 And we're fixing up the tree house in the woods. 39 00:01:34,221 --> 00:01:36,181 Yeah, no, totally... He's real, and I get that. 40 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,265 -Yeah. -But here's the thing, 41 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:40,352 if you need something, just come to me... Don't go to a neighbor 42 00:01:40,435 --> 00:01:42,312 and ask for stuff, okay? Deal? 43 00:01:42,395 --> 00:01:43,396 -Deal. -Cool. 44 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:44,940 Now, come on, give me a hug. 45 00:01:45,023 --> 00:01:47,150 Then get out of here, okay? See ya. 46 00:01:47,234 --> 00:01:50,820 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa. Get back here. 47 00:01:50,904 --> 00:01:51,905 Turn around. 48 00:01:51,988 --> 00:01:53,531 (SABRINA GASPS) 49 00:01:53,615 --> 00:01:55,283 Ben! What? 50 00:01:56,409 --> 00:01:57,953 Ben... 51 00:01:58,036 --> 00:01:59,746 Since when do you smoke? 52 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:02,165 -They're not for me, they're for Omicron. -All right, you know what? 53 00:02:02,249 --> 00:02:04,417 I tried to be real cool about this Omicron character, 54 00:02:04,501 --> 00:02:06,002 but clearly he's a bad influence. 55 00:02:06,086 --> 00:02:07,295 Get up to your room. 56 00:02:07,379 --> 00:02:09,756 I hate you! I hate you both! 57 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,841 -(QUIET GASP) -Wow! 58 00:02:11,925 --> 00:02:14,344 -What has gotten into that kid? -I have no idea. 59 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:15,470 (GRUNTS) 60 00:02:17,013 --> 00:02:18,848 Oh. 61 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:24,145 -You two disgust me. -We said we were sorry. 62 00:02:24,229 --> 00:02:25,230 No, I'm sorry... 63 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,524 For thinking I can count on you degenerates. 64 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:28,608 All right, we get it. 65 00:02:28,692 --> 00:02:30,443 Do ya? I don't think you do. I think 66 00:02:30,527 --> 00:02:32,445 your brain's too clogged up with smoke to "get" anything. 67 00:02:32,529 --> 00:02:34,030 You're the reason Ben is out in the woods all day 68 00:02:34,114 --> 00:02:35,782 just talking to himself. 69 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:37,867 He's got an imaginary friend. It's not a big deal. 70 00:02:37,951 --> 00:02:39,411 I had one when I was his age. 71 00:02:39,494 --> 00:02:41,413 Yeah. And look how you turned out. 72 00:02:41,496 --> 00:02:42,914 Freakin' chimney with a blonde wig. 73 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:46,418 Maybe he should see a psychiatrist. 74 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:48,044 Absolutely not. 75 00:02:48,128 --> 00:02:50,422 Pembertons do not talk to psychiatrists. 76 00:02:50,505 --> 00:02:54,217 What he needs is a positive role model... That's where I come in. 77 00:02:54,301 --> 00:02:55,302 Oh, God. 78 00:02:56,303 --> 00:02:58,346 (WHISPERS) Pathetic. 79 00:02:58,430 --> 00:02:59,431 Hmm. 80 00:02:59,514 --> 00:03:00,765 He's right. 81 00:03:00,849 --> 00:03:02,225 You should be ashamed. 82 00:03:02,309 --> 00:03:04,227 Yeah, I'm ashamed as hell, okay? 83 00:03:04,311 --> 00:03:06,771 -Kid's obviously got some issues. -Yeah, it's probably our fault 84 00:03:06,855 --> 00:03:09,649 he made up Omicron in the first place. 85 00:03:09,733 --> 00:03:13,612 I'm kind of getting anxious just thinking about it. 86 00:03:13,695 --> 00:03:15,488 -Think I need a cigarette. Yeah. -Should probably have a cigarette. 87 00:03:15,572 --> 00:03:17,449 Wha... I can't believe you two. 88 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:19,868 What kind of example are you setting for Benito? 89 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:21,369 Back off, Alba. You don't get it. 90 00:03:21,453 --> 00:03:22,454 Don't I? 91 00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:23,830 MICKEY: Is that a nicotine patch? 92 00:03:23,914 --> 00:03:25,123 Alba, you smoked? 93 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,458 Yes, Alba smoked! 94 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:28,376 Since I was four years old. 95 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,378 In Guatemala, they would just hand them 96 00:03:30,462 --> 00:03:31,838 to the children like candy. 97 00:03:31,922 --> 00:03:34,341 Oh, you are just full of surprises. 98 00:03:34,424 --> 00:03:37,135 And now I hide the patches in my first aid kit in my room 99 00:03:37,219 --> 00:03:39,387 because I am embarrassed. 100 00:03:40,722 --> 00:03:42,724 -(SIGHS) -Maybe we should try it. 101 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:45,477 Right? I mean, it worked for her, it could work for us. 102 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,937 -Yeah, we got to do something. -Yeah. 103 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,480 Yeah, maybe you go get one now. 104 00:03:48,563 --> 00:03:49,898 Okay. 105 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,654 We were just kids. 106 00:03:55,737 --> 00:03:56,863 (KNOCKING) 107 00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:59,074 Hey, Ben, can we come in? 108 00:03:59,157 --> 00:04:00,408 Hey, buddy. 109 00:04:00,492 --> 00:04:02,285 Listen, we... 110 00:04:02,369 --> 00:04:04,454 Feel like we came down on you pretty hard earlier, 111 00:04:04,537 --> 00:04:06,748 and we are very sorry about that. 112 00:04:06,831 --> 00:04:09,417 Yeah, we haven't been setting the best example for you, but... 113 00:04:09,501 --> 00:04:11,878 Starting today that's all gonna change, okay? 114 00:04:11,962 --> 00:04:13,255 -'Cause we're getting healthy. -We're getting healthy, 115 00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:14,548 and you know what we're gonna do first? 116 00:04:14,631 --> 00:04:16,091 Quit smoking cigarettes. 117 00:04:16,174 --> 00:04:17,425 Because they're disgusting, and they cause 118 00:04:17,509 --> 00:04:19,219 all kinds of nasty side effects. 119 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,303 Like what? 120 00:04:20,387 --> 00:04:22,305 -Like asthma... -Mm-hmm. 121 00:04:22,389 --> 00:04:24,516 And bad breath, yellow teeth, 122 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:26,518 -gross skin... -D... 123 00:04:26,601 --> 00:04:28,478 Did you just point to me for gross skin? 124 00:04:28,562 --> 00:04:30,981 You don't have great skin. 125 00:04:31,064 --> 00:04:32,399 Wha... All right. 126 00:04:32,482 --> 00:04:34,526 It doesn't matter. That's all surface stuff, 127 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:36,653 and everybody knows that it's what's on the inside 128 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:38,196 that matters the most. 129 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,364 Let me ask you this 130 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:41,199 important question. When you grow up, 131 00:04:41,283 --> 00:04:44,119 you want to turn into a moody little bitch? 132 00:04:44,202 --> 00:04:46,162 -No. -No! 133 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:48,915 Nobody does, 'cause it's awful to be around. 134 00:04:48,999 --> 00:04:50,917 -So never smoke, got it? -Got it. 135 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:52,294 Okay. Good. 136 00:04:52,377 --> 00:04:55,005 Does this mean I can still be friends with Omicron? 137 00:04:56,047 --> 00:04:57,299 Sure. 138 00:04:57,382 --> 00:05:00,552 -Yeah. Just stay out of trouble, okay? -Okay. 139 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:01,803 Maybe wash your hands and face. 140 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:03,430 Yeah. Take a shower. 141 00:05:04,431 --> 00:05:06,558 I think he got it, right? 142 00:05:06,641 --> 00:05:08,602 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think he got it. 143 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:10,520 Honestly, I got it. 144 00:05:10,604 --> 00:05:11,897 Cigarettes are nasty. 145 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:13,940 I've been looking for a reason to quit. 146 00:05:14,024 --> 00:05:15,734 Me, too. (SIGHS) 147 00:05:15,817 --> 00:05:17,944 -I feel healthier already. -Yeah. 148 00:05:18,028 --> 00:05:19,529 -Me, too. -Yeah. 149 00:05:19,613 --> 00:05:22,282 -Good night. -Good night. 150 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:23,366 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 151 00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:26,202 Busted! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 152 00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:27,370 Addict! 153 00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:29,706 -You are so weak. -You're one to talk. 154 00:05:29,789 --> 00:05:31,541 Me? No! This? 155 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:33,209 That's nothing. That's, like, there was one left. 156 00:05:33,293 --> 00:05:34,920 I didn't want it just hanging out... 157 00:05:35,003 --> 00:05:36,379 -Sure. -...on my dresser, mocking me. 158 00:05:36,463 --> 00:05:37,505 Sure... 159 00:05:37,589 --> 00:05:39,841 Wha... Did you, did you open a new pack? 160 00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:41,593 I'm responsibly weaning myself off. 161 00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:44,054 Nah, you are so full of crap. 162 00:05:44,137 --> 00:05:46,181 -So are you. -But guess what, this is my last one. 163 00:05:46,264 --> 00:05:48,558 I just wanted one more to remind me how gross cigarettes are, 164 00:05:48,642 --> 00:05:49,935 and then I am done. 165 00:05:50,018 --> 00:05:51,519 -Yeah. -I'm done, 'cause they're gross. 166 00:05:51,603 --> 00:05:53,980 -Totally. -Done. 167 00:05:54,064 --> 00:05:56,399 MICKEY: So, they only come through 168 00:05:56,483 --> 00:05:58,568 Rhode Island, like, once every ten years, so everybody's 169 00:05:58,652 --> 00:05:59,819 super revved up for this show. 170 00:05:59,903 --> 00:06:01,279 I scalp tickets in the parking lot, 171 00:06:01,363 --> 00:06:02,989 and, like, ten minutes before they go onstage, 172 00:06:03,073 --> 00:06:04,741 I down an entire bottle of cat morphine. 173 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:06,284 Wait, what the hell is that? 174 00:06:06,368 --> 00:06:08,495 It's morphine for cats. 175 00:06:08,578 --> 00:06:10,413 -Right. Stupid question. -Yeah. Right. 176 00:06:10,497 --> 00:06:11,831 -Yeah. -So was the show awesome? 177 00:06:11,915 --> 00:06:14,251 Literally no idea. I came to, like, four days later 178 00:06:14,334 --> 00:06:16,253 in a mental institution getting my hair braided 179 00:06:16,336 --> 00:06:18,755 by a woman who thought she was Lou Diamond Phillips. 180 00:06:18,838 --> 00:06:20,549 (LAUGHS) You are nothing like my mom. 181 00:06:20,632 --> 00:06:23,301 Oh, yeah? Where do you think I got the cat morphine? 182 00:06:23,385 --> 00:06:25,011 (LAUGHS) 183 00:06:25,095 --> 00:06:27,430 Give me another one. 184 00:06:27,514 --> 00:06:30,058 -Ah. -That's it? 185 00:06:30,141 --> 00:06:31,560 -Party's over. -All right, well, give me yours. 186 00:06:31,643 --> 00:06:33,061 No way. You shouldn't have sucked yours down so fast. 187 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:35,272 Well, I was in the middle of a very exciting story. 188 00:06:35,355 --> 00:06:37,607 Wha... You know what? Okay. 189 00:06:37,691 --> 00:06:38,817 Fine, that's cool. 190 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,443 -We're nonsmokers now. -Yeah. We're done. 191 00:06:40,527 --> 00:06:43,029 That's what we wanted. We got what we wanted. 192 00:06:43,113 --> 00:06:45,448 It's too bad, 'cause that was fun. 193 00:06:45,532 --> 00:06:47,242 -Yeah. -It was little fun. We, uh, became 194 00:06:47,325 --> 00:06:49,244 -smoking buddies just in time to stop. -Right. 195 00:06:49,327 --> 00:06:50,495 -I'll see you tomorrow. -Yeah. 196 00:06:57,711 --> 00:06:59,629 Doesn't get much better than this. 197 00:06:59,713 --> 00:07:01,840 Quality time with your big bro. 198 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:04,050 Lungs filled with fresh air. 199 00:07:04,134 --> 00:07:06,511 I should get back to Omicron soon. 200 00:07:06,595 --> 00:07:08,263 Mm, actually, I spoke with Omicron. 201 00:07:08,346 --> 00:07:10,265 He said you should hang out with me today. 202 00:07:10,348 --> 00:07:12,601 That's weird. Omicron hates you. 203 00:07:12,684 --> 00:07:14,352 He hates me? What'd I do? 204 00:07:14,436 --> 00:07:18,064 Mm, he just thinks you look stupid and you stink and stuff. 205 00:07:18,148 --> 00:07:21,276 Yeah? How about you tell Omicron to say that to my face 206 00:07:21,359 --> 00:07:23,570 so I can slap his bitch ass right back to the woods. 207 00:07:23,653 --> 00:07:26,656 You can try, but he's way bigger than you. 208 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:28,575 Why don't we shut up about Omicron, okay? 209 00:07:28,658 --> 00:07:31,494 Today is about soaking up all my knowledge. 210 00:07:31,578 --> 00:07:33,038 Got any questions? 211 00:07:33,121 --> 00:07:34,539 Mm, 212 00:07:34,623 --> 00:07:36,291 what are smells made out of? 213 00:07:36,374 --> 00:07:38,126 Get on the bike. 214 00:07:39,544 --> 00:07:42,839 All right, now, just keep these handlebars straight 215 00:07:42,923 --> 00:07:45,050 and just keep pedaling once I let you go, okay? 216 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:47,510 All right. Now, just keep your feet on the pedals. 217 00:07:47,594 --> 00:07:49,679 All right? Hey, you're doing fine. 218 00:07:49,763 --> 00:07:51,640 You're doing great. 219 00:07:51,765 --> 00:07:52,766 Look out for that gate. 220 00:07:52,849 --> 00:07:54,392 Whoa, no, no, no! 221 00:07:54,476 --> 00:07:55,560 Slow down! Slow down! Around the gate! 222 00:07:56,394 --> 00:07:57,854 (SCREAMS, GRUNTS) 223 00:07:57,938 --> 00:07:59,189 (PANTING) 224 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:01,358 Oh! Oh, no! 225 00:08:01,441 --> 00:08:03,526 Oh, no! Oh, I think I killed him! 226 00:08:03,610 --> 00:08:05,695 Aah! I killed him! Oh, no! 227 00:08:05,779 --> 00:08:07,489 Anybody! 228 00:08:07,572 --> 00:08:09,783 Anybody! Help! 229 00:08:09,866 --> 00:08:10,867 -(COUGHING) -Keep up! 230 00:08:10,951 --> 00:08:12,077 Get off my back! I didn't berate you 231 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,787 when you barfed all over the sidewalk. (WHIMPERS) 232 00:08:13,870 --> 00:08:16,623 -Yes, you did. -(COUGHS) Yeah, I did. 233 00:08:16,706 --> 00:08:18,291 What's this? 234 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:21,461 -Huh? -What's going on here? 235 00:08:24,214 --> 00:08:26,007 Hey. Excuse me, gentlemen. 236 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:27,092 What's happening? 237 00:08:27,175 --> 00:08:28,718 Guesthouse caught fire last night. 238 00:08:28,802 --> 00:08:31,137 -Oh. -Uh... 239 00:08:31,221 --> 00:08:32,722 You don't think that we... 240 00:08:32,806 --> 00:08:34,641 No, yeah, I do think that we. 241 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:36,142 (WHISPERING) We flicked, like, 20 butts over the fence. 242 00:08:36,226 --> 00:08:37,352 Let's go. 243 00:08:37,435 --> 00:08:39,187 LIZ: Hey! 244 00:08:39,271 --> 00:08:40,605 Mackenzie! 245 00:08:42,023 --> 00:08:43,650 Just the person I wanted to see. 246 00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:45,235 Hey, what's up, Liz? What's going on? 247 00:08:45,318 --> 00:08:47,153 I'll tell you what's going on. That sociopath nephew of yours 248 00:08:47,237 --> 00:08:49,573 just burned down my guesthouse. 249 00:08:49,656 --> 00:08:51,449 What? That is so stupid. 250 00:08:51,533 --> 00:08:53,201 Is it? The little maniac clearly has 251 00:08:53,285 --> 00:08:54,786 some perverted obsession with me. 252 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:57,581 Oh, do not flatter yourself. All that stuff was for Omicron. 253 00:08:57,664 --> 00:09:00,625 Yeah, come on, he's a kid. He doesn't smoke cigarettes. 254 00:09:00,709 --> 00:09:03,378 How'd you know it was a cigarette? 255 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:05,422 I... I didn't know, but I guessed. 256 00:09:05,505 --> 00:09:06,840 Hey, good-good guess on the cigarettes. 257 00:09:06,923 --> 00:09:08,800 -I did guess it. -Good guess. 258 00:09:08,884 --> 00:09:09,926 It's a good guess. I would've guessed the same thing. 259 00:09:10,010 --> 00:09:11,386 Yeah, if I said "fire," she would think... 260 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:12,596 Smokey the Bear! 261 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:14,848 -And then I would think cigarettes. -Second... 262 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:16,474 -Second, she'd think "cigarette." -It's just that they... 263 00:09:16,558 --> 00:09:17,601 -The... The three go together. -Okay, 264 00:09:17,684 --> 00:09:18,685 -okay, okay! -Yeah. 265 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:20,604 I am done playing games with you people. 266 00:09:20,687 --> 00:09:24,190 That little creep is going down for this. 267 00:09:24,274 --> 00:09:26,067 -I just tried... -You stop it. 268 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:27,819 Not now. Let's go. 269 00:09:27,903 --> 00:09:29,821 You took some tumble today. 270 00:09:29,905 --> 00:09:32,407 You used up every bandage in Alba's first aid kit. 271 00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:34,618 I feel better already. 272 00:09:34,701 --> 00:09:37,621 Don't worry. Chicks dig scars. 273 00:09:37,704 --> 00:09:40,415 All right. 274 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:41,583 I'm not the one who screamed "cigarettes" 275 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:42,751 to the entire neighborhood. 276 00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:44,211 I know, but I'm a little scatterbrained, okay? 277 00:09:44,294 --> 00:09:45,629 I haven't gone this long without a smoke in years. 278 00:09:45,712 --> 00:09:47,631 Yeah, I get it, but now your little brother 279 00:09:47,714 --> 00:09:49,799 is the prime suspect in an arson investigation, so can you work... 280 00:09:49,883 --> 00:09:51,051 -I... Yeah. -ALBA: Miss Mickey? 281 00:09:51,134 --> 00:09:53,720 A man from the fire department is here to see you. 282 00:09:54,763 --> 00:09:57,057 Hmm. 283 00:09:58,725 --> 00:10:01,269 Mm-hmm. 284 00:10:01,353 --> 00:10:03,688 -Good afternoon! -(CHUCKLES) 285 00:10:03,772 --> 00:10:05,857 -Hello. I'm Lieutenant Shields. -Hi. 286 00:10:05,941 --> 00:10:08,401 Now, I'm sorry to bother you, but I was hoping to speak 287 00:10:08,485 --> 00:10:10,862 to your nephew about the fire next door. 288 00:10:10,946 --> 00:10:12,822 Okay, you know what, this is so absurd. 289 00:10:12,906 --> 00:10:15,242 That woman has been irritated with my family 290 00:10:15,325 --> 00:10:17,661 since she got tasered in my foyer. 291 00:10:17,744 --> 00:10:19,037 I just need to ask the boy a few questions, 292 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,330 and I'll be out of your hair. 293 00:10:21,373 --> 00:10:22,832 (SIGHS) 294 00:10:22,916 --> 00:10:25,544 Uh, yeah. 295 00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:27,295 I mean, yeah, of course. 296 00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:29,339 We are happy to help. 297 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:33,468 Knock, knock. Anybody home? 298 00:10:33,552 --> 00:10:35,095 Ben? 299 00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:37,889 (STATIC CRACKLING) 300 00:10:37,973 --> 00:10:39,808 Ben? 301 00:10:42,936 --> 00:10:46,314 What the hell happened to your face, buddy? 302 00:10:46,398 --> 00:10:48,233 I fell off my bike. 303 00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:49,317 Are you okay? 304 00:10:50,569 --> 00:10:51,570 Does it hurt? 305 00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:55,657 Well, that's normal. You know, normal kid stuff. 306 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,659 Bikes and scrapes and stuff. 307 00:10:57,742 --> 00:11:00,662 (STAMMERS) Uh, this guy wants to ask you a few questions. 308 00:11:00,745 --> 00:11:01,913 Is that okay? 309 00:11:01,997 --> 00:11:03,248 -Yeah. -Okay. 310 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:05,542 Hello, Ben. Uh, my name is Lieutenant Shields. 311 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:07,252 I'm a fire investigator. 312 00:11:07,335 --> 00:11:10,130 Cool! I love fire. 313 00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:12,924 Well, all right, I mean, who doesn't, you know? 314 00:11:13,008 --> 00:11:15,510 'Cause fire's... He's right... It's cool. 315 00:11:15,594 --> 00:11:18,096 You know? I mean, you dedicated your life to it, you know? 316 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:20,724 For all we know, you're the one who torched the guesthouse. 317 00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:22,350 -Excuse me? -Right? 318 00:11:22,434 --> 00:11:24,728 I'm just saying, have you seen Backdraft? He did it. 319 00:11:24,811 --> 00:11:25,937 Who's "he"? 320 00:11:26,021 --> 00:11:27,731 One of the Baldwin brothers. 321 00:11:27,814 --> 00:11:29,900 Right? Wasn't it? It wasn't the good one. 322 00:11:29,983 --> 00:11:32,485 It also wasn't the bad one. Again, it's tough to say. 323 00:11:32,569 --> 00:11:33,862 They all have the same kind of... 324 00:11:33,945 --> 00:11:35,363 I don't know. It... It's been a while 325 00:11:35,447 --> 00:11:37,949 since I've seen the movie. Just a... Ask the questions. 326 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:40,285 Ben, what did you do last night? 327 00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:43,079 I was supposed to see Omicron, 328 00:11:43,163 --> 00:11:45,749 but that neighbor lady ruined it. 329 00:11:45,832 --> 00:11:47,751 And who's Omicron? 330 00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:49,336 Well, that's his imaginary friend. 331 00:11:49,419 --> 00:11:51,129 You know, totally normal, healthy, 332 00:11:51,213 --> 00:11:52,756 sane. (CHUCKLES) You know. 333 00:11:52,839 --> 00:11:56,092 Uh-huh. Can I talk to Omicron? 334 00:11:56,176 --> 00:11:58,553 I doubt it. He doesn't like people. 335 00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:01,348 Yeah, he doesn't like people. Uh, me, neither. 336 00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:03,558 What does he think of your neighbor? 337 00:12:03,642 --> 00:12:05,769 Let's just say he's not gonna be happy 338 00:12:05,852 --> 00:12:07,771 when he finds out she got me in trouble. 339 00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:09,648 He'll be like... 340 00:12:09,731 --> 00:12:12,442 (GRUFFLY) "I'll tear the heart out of that woman 341 00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:15,320 "if she messes with you, Ben." 342 00:12:15,403 --> 00:12:17,572 (LAUGHS) 343 00:12:17,656 --> 00:12:18,823 Kids. 344 00:12:18,907 --> 00:12:20,408 Aren't they... Isn't he cute? 345 00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:22,827 Kids. They just say stupid stuff sometimes. 346 00:12:22,911 --> 00:12:24,955 It's not a big... Okay. Good job, buddy. 347 00:12:25,038 --> 00:12:27,207 Come on, guy. (CHUCKLES) 348 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:28,792 (CHUCKLES) That kid. 349 00:12:28,875 --> 00:12:30,752 G... Great imagination, right? 350 00:12:30,835 --> 00:12:33,004 He's a, he's a good boy. 351 00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:34,881 Ma'am, I've been at this job a long time, 352 00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,591 and sure as I'm standing here breathing, 353 00:12:36,675 --> 00:12:38,635 that boy burned down her guesthouse. 354 00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:40,762 You have to see that, right? 355 00:12:40,845 --> 00:12:43,014 W... No, of course I don't see that. Wait, I don... 356 00:12:43,098 --> 00:12:45,016 I... I also don't like what you're insinuating. 357 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,685 I'm not insinuating anything. 358 00:12:46,768 --> 00:12:48,812 Uh... 359 00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:51,648 Oh, that's not good. 360 00:12:55,652 --> 00:12:56,820 Now they definitely think he did it. 361 00:12:56,903 --> 00:12:58,196 What are we gonna do? 362 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,281 I think we're gonna have to face the music. 363 00:12:59,364 --> 00:13:00,365 Yeah, you're right. 364 00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:01,616 Or, you know, 365 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,159 -maybe you could do it. -What? 366 00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:04,828 Well, I just think it's crazy for all of us 367 00:13:04,911 --> 00:13:06,162 to take the fall for this. 368 00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:07,414 Your life is already over. 369 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:08,707 How the hell is my life over? 370 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:10,041 I didn't mean it like that. I just mean 371 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,501 it's too late to get it back on track. 372 00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:14,212 Oh, get out of here. I'm a young woman. 373 00:13:14,296 --> 00:13:16,006 I'm in the prime of my life. You're a baby. 374 00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:17,883 In fact, you should take the fall. Because you're a minor, 375 00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:20,302 they'll go easy on you. Plus, it was most likely your cigarette 376 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:21,720 -that did it. -Oh, yeah? 377 00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:23,096 -How do you figure that? -Please, I have seen you 378 00:13:23,179 --> 00:13:25,974 throw away full cherries. I smoke mine down to the filter. 379 00:13:26,057 --> 00:13:28,059 Like an American. 380 00:13:31,187 --> 00:13:33,189 (EXHALES) 381 00:13:34,566 --> 00:13:36,568 I've got an idea. 382 00:13:40,196 --> 00:13:44,534 What if... And hear me out... We let Ben take the fall? 383 00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:45,619 I'm listening. 384 00:13:45,702 --> 00:13:47,078 I mean, we know the kid's innocent, 385 00:13:47,162 --> 00:13:48,872 but we can all agree something ain't right there. 386 00:13:48,955 --> 00:13:50,081 No, he's a freak, for sure. 387 00:13:50,165 --> 00:13:52,208 And he's certainly not thriving under our supervision. 388 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,668 He's better off without us, really. 389 00:13:53,752 --> 00:13:55,420 Right. And... And what's the worst that could happen? 390 00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:57,881 They toss him in a military academy for a few years? 391 00:13:57,964 --> 00:14:00,550 A little discipline might knock the weird right out of him. 392 00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:03,053 You know what, he'd probably come out in great shape, too. 393 00:14:03,136 --> 00:14:05,138 We'd be doing him a huge solid. 394 00:14:05,222 --> 00:14:07,474 It's kind of the kindest thing we could do for that little boy. 395 00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:09,351 -I knew it! -SABRINA: Alba, what the hell? 396 00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,061 You are smoking? 397 00:14:11,144 --> 00:14:13,438 What about Benito? Don't you care about Benito? 398 00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:16,149 Hey. We're smoking because we care about Benito. 399 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,693 We're trying to solve a huge-ass problem over here. 400 00:14:18,777 --> 00:14:19,903 What happened to the patch? 401 00:14:19,986 --> 00:14:21,154 -I love the patch! -Wha... 402 00:14:21,238 --> 00:14:22,739 This combined with the cigarettes 403 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:24,074 is a whole new ball game. 404 00:14:24,157 --> 00:14:25,492 MICKEY: Oh, yeah, the patch is rad, Alba. 405 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:27,702 Guess what I did with mine. I slapped it under the pits. 406 00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:28,787 -Aw, come on. -Yeah. 407 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,372 Oh, direct line right to the bloodstream. 408 00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:31,456 -Smart. -Yeah. 409 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:33,291 -Shame on both of you. -Hey. 410 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,126 Hey, shame on you for shaming all over us 411 00:14:35,210 --> 00:14:36,253 for trying to fix a problem. 412 00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:38,171 Either be part of the solution or get the hell out. 413 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:39,506 Yeah, Alba. 414 00:14:39,589 --> 00:14:41,007 What's it gonna be? 415 00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:44,803 (HUMMING A TUNE) 416 00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:48,473 Hey. Just the guy I wanted to s... 417 00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:49,808 (CONTINUES HUMMING) 418 00:14:49,891 --> 00:14:50,934 What you looking for? 419 00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:55,021 Answers. 420 00:14:58,191 --> 00:15:00,068 Well, anyways... 421 00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:03,113 I just wanted to say sorry about the whole bike thing. 422 00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:06,116 Don't worry, I'll tell Omicron it was an accident. 423 00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,118 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) It was an accident. 424 00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:11,788 (GRUFF VOICE) I hope he sees it that way. 425 00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:14,833 The point is... I thought the two of us 426 00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,960 can, you know, just chill and watch a movie. 427 00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:19,880 I can't. I got to be in the woods. 428 00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:20,964 What's the hammer for? 429 00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:24,134 To bash stuff. 430 00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:25,969 What kind of stuff? 431 00:15:26,052 --> 00:15:28,555 Anything that gets in our way. 432 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:30,390 Excuse me. 433 00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:38,899 (WATER RUNNING) 434 00:15:39,941 --> 00:15:42,235 Well, well, well. 435 00:15:42,319 --> 00:15:45,196 You find yourself in quite the predicament. 436 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:49,200 Confess and Ben goes free while you spend your life in chains, 437 00:15:49,284 --> 00:15:51,161 or stay silent 438 00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:53,538 and betray an innocent boy. 439 00:15:53,622 --> 00:15:56,666 Yeah, we get what's going on... We just explained it to you. 440 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,169 Well, seems there's only one solution. 441 00:15:59,252 --> 00:16:01,463 Un vagabundo. 442 00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:03,006 A... What? 443 00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:04,549 Nomad. A drifter. 444 00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,885 A man with no ties to society 445 00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:08,970 who could be easily forgotten. 446 00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,388 What are you even talking about? 447 00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:13,266 I do not know. 448 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,185 I feel woozy. 449 00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:18,897 CHIP: Guys, we got a big prob... (COUGHING) 450 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,775 W... 451 00:16:21,858 --> 00:16:25,028 Well, this is just fan-frickin-tastic! 452 00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:27,239 Well, it is not what it looks like. 453 00:16:27,322 --> 00:16:29,241 No. I don't care. Smoke 'em up. 454 00:16:29,324 --> 00:16:32,077 As far as I'm concerned, you can all get cancer. 455 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,620 -Oh, easy! -Too hard, Chip. 456 00:16:33,703 --> 00:16:36,248 While you zeroes are in here getting high on cigarettes, 457 00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:38,166 Ben's losing his freakin' mind! 458 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,043 Okay. All right. Well, I'll talk to him. 459 00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:41,628 -Where is he? -Take a wild guess. 460 00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:43,255 He's in the woods with freakin' Omicron 461 00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:44,339 doing God knows what. 462 00:16:45,257 --> 00:16:46,258 -I'm done. -Uh... 463 00:16:46,341 --> 00:16:47,634 -I am done with him. -Okay. 464 00:16:47,717 --> 00:16:48,927 All right. 465 00:16:49,010 --> 00:16:52,305 Yeah, I'm gonna catch up with you. 466 00:16:54,349 --> 00:16:56,184 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 467 00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:04,150 Hey, Ben, is it cool if we come up? 468 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:07,904 (ALL GASP) 469 00:17:07,988 --> 00:17:11,032 Ooh, that was very creepy. 470 00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:12,117 Ladies first. 471 00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:20,083 -(HIGH-PITCHED SOUND REPEATING) -Uh... Ugh. 472 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:32,220 (EXHALES) Hey, buddy, what you doing? 473 00:17:32,304 --> 00:17:35,891 Just hanging out with Omicron. 474 00:17:35,974 --> 00:17:38,268 Yeah, yeah, that's actually why we came up here. 475 00:17:38,351 --> 00:17:39,895 We wanted to have a little chat with you 476 00:17:39,978 --> 00:17:41,146 about your buddy Omicron. 477 00:17:41,229 --> 00:17:42,522 (ROBOTIC VOICE) Who the hell are you? 478 00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:45,358 (ALL YELLING OVER EACH OTHER) 479 00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:48,737 (CHIP AND SABRINA WHIMPERING) 480 00:17:57,412 --> 00:18:00,165 (STRAINED VOICE) Name's Chester Omicron. 481 00:18:00,248 --> 00:18:02,375 Well, hello, Chester. 482 00:18:02,459 --> 00:18:04,878 -He's from Jupiter. -Oh! 483 00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:06,254 Jupiter, Florida. 484 00:18:06,338 --> 00:18:08,089 -Oh... -Mm-hmm. 485 00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:09,799 -Isn't that Dad's coat? -Yeah. 486 00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:11,509 That's my coat! 487 00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,345 Ben gave it to me. 488 00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:16,014 Oh, Omicron, that's Mickey, 489 00:18:16,097 --> 00:18:18,558 Sabrina, oh, and that's my brother Chip 490 00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:21,353 who said all that stuff about you. 491 00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:22,437 MICKEY: Uh... 492 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,564 Oh, no, no, I would never, ever say anything... 493 00:18:24,648 --> 00:18:26,399 -You calling him a liar? -No. 494 00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:28,985 SABRINA: So... Omicron, 495 00:18:29,069 --> 00:18:30,612 what brings you to Greenwich? 496 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,364 I came here to die. 497 00:18:32,447 --> 00:18:33,615 -Mm! -Oh. 498 00:18:33,698 --> 00:18:34,908 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 499 00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:36,159 SABRINA: Right. 500 00:18:36,243 --> 00:18:37,953 So... Sorry about that. 501 00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:40,163 I got diagnosed with... (WHEEZING BREATH) 502 00:18:40,247 --> 00:18:42,249 Lung cancer a few months back 503 00:18:42,332 --> 00:18:45,502 and wandered into the woods to... 504 00:18:45,585 --> 00:18:48,547 (WHEEZING BREATH) Smoke myself to death. 505 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,382 -Mm. Um... -Well... 506 00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:53,176 And that's when I found him. 507 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,554 This little guy's the best. 508 00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:57,347 Yeah, he sure is, yeah. 509 00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:58,640 Is he? 510 00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:02,143 It seems to me you neglect the hell out of him. 511 00:19:02,227 --> 00:19:03,228 I taught him how to ride a bike. 512 00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:05,188 You nearly killed him! 513 00:19:05,272 --> 00:19:06,565 For God's sakes... (WHEEZING BREATH) 514 00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:08,942 The kids covered in nicotine patches. 515 00:19:11,069 --> 00:19:12,070 -Oh. -Oh! 516 00:19:12,153 --> 00:19:13,154 Uh... Chip? 517 00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:14,864 Mm, my... My bad. 518 00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:17,367 Okay, well, that explains a lot of the behavior. 519 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,327 I don't know where he'd be without me. 520 00:19:19,411 --> 00:19:21,955 I taught him long division... (WHEEZING BREATH) 521 00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:23,373 How to tell time, 522 00:19:23,456 --> 00:19:24,833 and to whistle. 523 00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:26,751 Show 'em. 524 00:19:26,835 --> 00:19:28,378 (BLOWS AIR) 525 00:19:28,461 --> 00:19:30,338 We're still working on that. 526 00:19:30,422 --> 00:19:33,216 This guy saved my life. 527 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,886 (COUGHING) 528 00:19:41,975 --> 00:19:43,810 (ROBOTIC VOICE) He taught me how to love again. 529 00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:45,186 Oh. 530 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:47,188 I'd do anything to repay him. 531 00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:50,734 Oh, yeah? 532 00:19:52,986 --> 00:19:55,238 Anything? 533 00:19:58,658 --> 00:20:01,077 Well, uh, this is a mighty nice sacrifice 534 00:20:01,161 --> 00:20:03,246 you're making for our family, Mr. Omicron. 535 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:05,457 I'm doing it for Ben. 536 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,460 Not you. 537 00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,420 Yeah. 538 00:20:10,503 --> 00:20:12,088 Yeah, well, nevertheless, we appreciate it. 539 00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,299 If I hear this kid's smoking, 540 00:20:14,382 --> 00:20:16,801 I'll come back. 541 00:20:16,885 --> 00:20:18,803 -And I'll kill you. -Oh. 542 00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:19,888 -Yep, got it. -Got it. 543 00:20:19,971 --> 00:20:23,808 And, Ben, I want you to have something. 544 00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:25,310 If you ever need to talk to me, 545 00:20:25,393 --> 00:20:30,065 just use this and I'll be there. 546 00:20:30,148 --> 00:20:31,441 Oh, well... Oh. 547 00:20:31,524 --> 00:20:34,486 Mm. 548 00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:35,946 (ROBOTIC VOICE) Bye, Omicron. 549 00:20:58,260 --> 00:20:59,261 (SHUDDERS) 550 00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:00,762 -Oh. -Ugh. 551 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:03,974 (RELIEVED SIGH) 552 00:21:04,057 --> 00:21:05,976 You folks... (WHEEZING BREATH) 553 00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:08,520 ...take care... (WHEEZING BREATH) 554 00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:10,355 ...of yourselves. 555 00:21:14,943 --> 00:21:16,903 Yeah, that's right. 556 00:21:16,987 --> 00:21:18,863 Keep walking, bitch. 557 00:21:21,074 --> 00:21:24,369 (LIZ SCREAMS) 558 00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:27,706 Okay, let's, uh, buckle up and hit the road. 559 00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:28,790 -Yeah. -Yeah. 560 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:31,751 (OMICRON WHEEZES)