1 00:00:01,211 --> 00:00:02,212 (GUNFIRE, EXPLOSIONS ON VIDEO GAME) 2 00:00:02,295 --> 00:00:03,922 MAN: Call in an airstrike! 3 00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:06,174 MAN 2: Suppression fire! Get down! Get down! 4 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:08,510 You think you can hide in a hospital? 5 00:00:08,593 --> 00:00:10,178 -(DOOR OPENS) -Think again. 6 00:00:10,262 --> 00:00:11,680 -MAN 2: Opening fire! -(EXPLOSION, MEN SCREAMING) 7 00:00:11,763 --> 00:00:13,974 ANDREW: Damn. You're ruthless. 8 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,601 (MICKEY YELPS) 9 00:00:17,352 --> 00:00:18,353 Is that a... 10 00:00:19,104 --> 00:00:20,855 Whose burrito did I just step in? 11 00:00:20,939 --> 00:00:21,940 I don't know. 12 00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,108 (GROANS) God. 13 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:25,318 Guys, this place is getting out of hand. 14 00:00:25,402 --> 00:00:27,028 I love it. You can do anything here. 15 00:00:28,113 --> 00:00:29,197 Who the hell's this kid? 16 00:00:29,281 --> 00:00:31,241 I'm Andrew. We met a bunch of times. 17 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:33,243 Okay. Enough is enough. 18 00:00:33,326 --> 00:00:35,161 We got strange kids milling about. 19 00:00:35,704 --> 00:00:38,456 Full burritos just laying around, totally unaccounted for. 20 00:00:38,540 --> 00:00:39,541 That's on Alba. 21 00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:40,875 Just because Alba's Mexican 22 00:00:40,959 --> 00:00:42,127 does not mean she's responsible 23 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,129 for every burrito that goes missing. 24 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:45,547 Alba's Guatemalan. 25 00:00:45,630 --> 00:00:47,841 Exactly! Alba's Guatemalan. 26 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:49,342 I'm not talking about the burrito, I'm talking about 27 00:00:49,426 --> 00:00:51,136 the fact that she doesn't do her job. 28 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,429 It doesn't work like that anymore. 29 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:54,264 We all need to clean up after ourselves. 30 00:00:54,347 --> 00:00:55,348 -(CAP CLATTERS) -Oh, we do? 31 00:00:55,432 --> 00:00:56,683 These aren't my half-empty beers. 32 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:59,144 And I will dispose of them when I am finished with them. 33 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:00,562 Now get out of here, the TV's mine. 34 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:02,147 -I recorded the game. -What? 35 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:04,107 It's not even live? Screw that. 36 00:01:04,274 --> 00:01:05,317 Let's do this. 37 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:07,152 I've been dodging the score all day. 38 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,279 MICKEY: I'm just trying to find my lucky shirt. 39 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:11,156 Why do you need the lucky shirt if the game's already over? 40 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,365 SABRINA: Hey, check me out. 41 00:01:12,449 --> 00:01:14,284 Do I look like a trashy whore or what? 42 00:01:14,367 --> 00:01:16,661 (GASPS) What'd you do to my shirt? 43 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:17,996 I made it sexy. 44 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:19,372 Sabrina, how would you feel if I just ran around 45 00:01:19,456 --> 00:01:20,749 stealing your clothes? 46 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:22,542 -You can't fit in my clothes. -Ugh! 47 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:24,669 It's for the Maloneys' white trash party, okay? 48 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:26,671 It's the biggest party of the year. 49 00:01:26,755 --> 00:01:28,173 Yeah, okay. Well, in that case. 50 00:01:28,465 --> 00:01:29,925 CHIP: It's gonna be awesome. The youngest one, Danny, 51 00:01:30,008 --> 00:01:31,968 is in my grade, so I get to go this year. 52 00:01:32,052 --> 00:01:33,970 I heard their sister's bringing a bunch of her friends 53 00:01:34,054 --> 00:01:35,513 from St. Margaret's. 54 00:01:35,597 --> 00:01:37,307 Oh, yeah. The place is gonna be running wild 55 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:38,808 with repressed Catholic school girls. 56 00:01:38,975 --> 00:01:40,227 Don't pretend that doesn't terrify you. 57 00:01:40,352 --> 00:01:42,395 Ah, high school's the best. 58 00:01:42,479 --> 00:01:44,314 Parties suck when you get older. 59 00:01:44,397 --> 00:01:47,192 No one fights or humps or breaks anything. 60 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:48,610 Everyone leave. Get out of here, 61 00:01:48,693 --> 00:01:50,904 so we can watch the game in peace. Go! 62 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:53,615 Sabrina, will you switch the input for me? 63 00:01:53,698 --> 00:01:54,908 Ha! Yeah, that's funny. 64 00:01:54,991 --> 00:01:57,035 Uh... Chip? Can you help me out, please? 65 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,161 Yeah, right. 66 00:01:58,954 --> 00:02:00,789 Ben, go click the input switch for me, please. 67 00:02:00,872 --> 00:02:01,998 You're just sitting there. 68 00:02:02,207 --> 00:02:03,333 You do it. 69 00:02:03,416 --> 00:02:04,918 -(LAUGHTER) -Oh! 70 00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:09,047 ANNOUNCER: Boston bullpen blows it again. 71 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:11,132 Another win for Toronto. 72 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:13,260 That's it! I'm done! 73 00:02:13,426 --> 00:02:14,844 I'm done with these losers! 74 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:18,723 Were you not disgusted by that loss? 75 00:02:18,932 --> 00:02:20,559 What? Yeah. Yeah. They suck. 76 00:02:20,809 --> 00:02:23,562 I just can't stop thinking about Ben right now. I... 77 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:25,480 I mean, he's never talked to me like that before. 78 00:02:25,564 --> 00:02:26,565 (LAUGHS) 79 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:28,567 And so it begins. 80 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:29,943 So what begins? 81 00:02:30,443 --> 00:02:31,987 Oh, the transformation. 82 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:35,115 Oh, yeah. I see it in Chip and Sabrina. 83 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:37,075 One day, sweet little angels, 84 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:39,369 and the next, vile, wretched creatures 85 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:41,162 with no respect for nobody. 86 00:02:41,496 --> 00:02:42,998 No, I can't afford to lose Ben. 87 00:02:43,081 --> 00:02:44,207 He's all I've got now. 88 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:45,625 I'm hanging on by a thread as is. 89 00:02:45,709 --> 00:02:47,210 Well, then you need to start punishing him 90 00:02:47,294 --> 00:02:48,837 like his parents never did. 91 00:02:49,129 --> 00:02:50,755 Absolutely not, Alba. I don't punish. 92 00:02:50,839 --> 00:02:53,758 Yeah. I never grew up with rules or discipline. 93 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,719 I turned out pretty great. 94 00:02:56,761 --> 00:02:58,555 No, you know what? We're just overthinking it. 95 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:00,390 We're overthinking it. Ben's a good kid. 96 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:02,309 I just got to go clear the air. 97 00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:08,690 Hey, buddy. 98 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:10,692 What are you doing? Playing with your ant farm? 99 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:12,277 Yeah. Billy and Greg are wrestling, 100 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,112 so I had to separate 'em. 101 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:16,865 Again? Oh, man. Those guys. 102 00:03:17,032 --> 00:03:19,910 You know, this whole house is kind of like an ant farm. 103 00:03:20,285 --> 00:03:21,828 -Really? -Oh, yeah. 104 00:03:21,912 --> 00:03:23,288 Yeah, yeah. You see, see this ant 105 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:24,748 in the middle, right here? 106 00:03:24,831 --> 00:03:25,874 The really cute one? 107 00:03:25,957 --> 00:03:28,501 Uh, she's kind and fair. That's the queen. That's like me. 108 00:03:28,585 --> 00:03:31,129 And all these ants around on the side, those are worker ants. 109 00:03:31,213 --> 00:03:32,881 That's like you and Chip and Sabrina. 110 00:03:33,048 --> 00:03:34,799 Do I have to build tunnels for you? 111 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:36,468 Yeah. 112 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:38,970 Yeah, I mean, if I asked you to, you would. 113 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:40,472 See, 'cause without the queen ant, 114 00:03:40,555 --> 00:03:42,599 all the other ants would just be running around like kooks. 115 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:44,226 Nothing would get done. It'd be crazy. 116 00:03:44,309 --> 00:03:45,727 It'd be chaos, you know? 117 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:48,730 You don't want that. So, if I ask you to do something around here, 118 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:52,275 I need you to perk your little ant antenna up, right, 119 00:03:52,359 --> 00:03:53,818 -and do it. -(DOOR OPENS) 120 00:03:54,152 --> 00:03:55,737 Ben. We need you. 121 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:57,239 Well, hold on. 122 00:03:57,322 --> 00:03:58,615 We... I have him right now. 123 00:03:58,698 --> 00:04:00,242 So give us a second. 124 00:04:00,325 --> 00:04:01,868 Uh, yeah. No can do. We need him now. 125 00:04:01,952 --> 00:04:03,078 Well, you don't get him now. 126 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:04,496 What's wrong with you? 127 00:04:04,579 --> 00:04:06,414 We need to get Mom's box of poor stuff for the party, 128 00:04:06,498 --> 00:04:08,041 and he's the only one who can fit in the attic. 129 00:04:08,124 --> 00:04:10,293 Okay. Well, hang on a minute until he's done. 130 00:04:10,627 --> 00:04:12,170 Let's let him decide for himself. 131 00:04:12,254 --> 00:04:13,964 Hey, Ben? Buddy? 132 00:04:14,047 --> 00:04:15,257 What do you want to do? 133 00:04:19,594 --> 00:04:22,806 Oh... Don't forget, who's your best buddy? 134 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:23,890 -You. -MICKEY: Yeah. 135 00:04:23,974 --> 00:04:25,433 -But who's your big sister? -You. 136 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,269 You're either with us or you're against us. 137 00:04:27,352 --> 00:04:30,939 Yeah, but remember, good little ants, they get rewarded. 138 00:04:31,106 --> 00:04:32,732 And bad little ants, they get squished. 139 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:34,109 SABRINA: Hey, Ben. Be smart, buddy. 140 00:04:34,276 --> 00:04:36,403 You don't want to end up like our last little brother. 141 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:38,071 You had another brother? 142 00:04:38,154 --> 00:04:41,283 Yeah. We had to kill him, 'cause he wasn't a team player. 143 00:04:41,366 --> 00:04:42,867 Okay. Get out of here. Don't listen to them. 144 00:04:42,951 --> 00:04:43,952 They're messing with you. 145 00:04:44,035 --> 00:04:45,870 Oh, I wish we were, but we wouldn't lie 146 00:04:45,954 --> 00:04:47,163 about something like that. 147 00:04:47,247 --> 00:04:48,456 Okay. Well, if you had another little brother, 148 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:51,084 then what was his name, on the count of three? One, two, three. 149 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:52,168 -Elliott. -Elliott. 150 00:04:56,423 --> 00:04:58,258 -MICKEY: Mm. -Sorry, Mickey. 151 00:04:58,383 --> 00:04:59,384 Oh... 152 00:04:59,676 --> 00:05:01,177 Bye, Mickey! Come on, Ben. 153 00:05:06,224 --> 00:05:08,393 I don't know. I just don't know what to do, Alba. 154 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,395 I can feel Ben slipping away. 155 00:05:10,979 --> 00:05:13,523 I am telling you, drop the hammer. 156 00:05:13,607 --> 00:05:15,400 Otherwise, he will never learn. 157 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,110 You realize that is asking me to betray 158 00:05:17,193 --> 00:05:18,778 everything that I stand for. 159 00:05:18,862 --> 00:05:21,156 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 160 00:05:21,948 --> 00:05:22,991 (MICKEY CLEARS THROAT) 161 00:05:23,575 --> 00:05:24,826 Where do you think you're going? 162 00:05:25,118 --> 00:05:26,119 School. 163 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:27,996 No, I don't think so. (LAUGHING) No. 164 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:29,497 Not today. 165 00:05:29,581 --> 00:05:31,333 I'm punishing you. 166 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:32,417 For what? 167 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:34,502 For... 168 00:05:35,587 --> 00:05:36,713 Being... For being dicks. 169 00:05:36,796 --> 00:05:37,923 -SABRINA: Mm. -MICKEY: That's what's for. 170 00:05:38,006 --> 00:05:39,549 You guys need to learn to respect me. 171 00:05:39,799 --> 00:05:41,384 -Why? -Because I said so. 172 00:05:41,468 --> 00:05:42,594 That's why. 173 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,555 -I'd rather not. -Hey. 174 00:05:46,223 --> 00:05:47,224 I am dead serious. 175 00:05:47,682 --> 00:05:50,268 You are not going to school today, so help me God. 176 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,646 -Sweet. -No school. 177 00:05:53,063 --> 00:05:54,481 (BACKPACKS DROP ON FLOOR) 178 00:05:56,483 --> 00:05:57,567 Oh, that's... 179 00:05:57,651 --> 00:05:59,444 Yeah. Yeah, I know. 180 00:06:00,237 --> 00:06:01,571 But, you know, 181 00:06:01,655 --> 00:06:04,324 don't think that you just get to sit around 182 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:05,575 and do whatever you want all day. 183 00:06:05,659 --> 00:06:06,743 That's not what I meant. 184 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:08,745 -(CARTOONS PLAYING ON TV) -No, I meant, you guys... 185 00:06:09,621 --> 00:06:11,289 -you're grounded. -(BOTH CHUCKLE) 186 00:06:11,456 --> 00:06:12,540 Am I grounded, too? 187 00:06:12,624 --> 00:06:15,168 Oh, yeah. Yeah. No more special treatment for you, buddy. 188 00:06:15,252 --> 00:06:16,962 Don't worry, Ben. She has no power over us. 189 00:06:17,629 --> 00:06:18,713 Oh, I don't? 190 00:06:19,631 --> 00:06:21,132 (TV CONTINUES PLAYING) 191 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:23,426 (TURNS OFF TV) 192 00:06:23,510 --> 00:06:24,719 -No more TV. -ALBA: Ooh. 193 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:26,513 Oh-ho. 194 00:06:29,224 --> 00:06:30,642 Well, okay. (SIGHS) 195 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:32,018 -Come on, give me those. -No. 196 00:06:32,102 --> 00:06:33,270 -Give me... -(GRUNTS) 197 00:06:34,771 --> 00:06:37,274 Then I will smash your video games into oblivion. 198 00:06:37,357 --> 00:06:38,358 I'll buy more. 199 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:39,568 SABRINA: Face it, Mackenzie. 200 00:06:39,985 --> 00:06:41,111 You've got no leverage. 201 00:06:41,528 --> 00:06:42,571 Oh, yeah? 202 00:06:43,113 --> 00:06:44,197 How about this? 203 00:06:44,698 --> 00:06:46,491 Not one of you steps foot outside of this house 204 00:06:46,575 --> 00:06:48,451 until the entire thing is clean. 205 00:06:48,535 --> 00:06:50,036 (LAUGHS) Yeah? Good luck with that. 206 00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:52,497 Yeah, if you don't like it, why don't you clean it yourself? 207 00:06:54,332 --> 00:06:56,543 MICKEY: You know what? Fine with me. 208 00:06:57,127 --> 00:06:58,128 Cool. 209 00:06:58,336 --> 00:06:59,629 I grew up in squalor. 210 00:06:59,713 --> 00:07:01,464 I am perfectly comfortable in it. 211 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,049 You guys want to live like this? 212 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:04,885 It's a great idea. 213 00:07:04,968 --> 00:07:06,094 Oh, yeah. Hi. 214 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:09,014 In fact, who's this pretty lady, huh? 215 00:07:09,556 --> 00:07:10,682 Oh... 216 00:07:10,765 --> 00:07:12,142 This important to anyone? 217 00:07:14,102 --> 00:07:15,979 Huh? How's that? 218 00:07:16,438 --> 00:07:19,357 That messy enough for you? You guys like any of this stuff? 219 00:07:19,816 --> 00:07:21,735 (MICKEY LAUGHING) 220 00:07:22,986 --> 00:07:25,447 -Oh, Alba. That feels good. -ALBA: Yeah? 221 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:26,823 -You're gonna want to get in on this. -ALBA: All right. 222 00:07:29,951 --> 00:07:31,036 (YELLS) 223 00:07:31,286 --> 00:07:32,412 (MICKEY MOANS) 224 00:07:32,579 --> 00:07:35,332 -(MICKEY AND ALBA SHOUTING) -(OBJECTS CRASHING) 225 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:39,002 (BOTH SCREAMING) 226 00:07:39,628 --> 00:07:42,923 -(SCREAMING) -Oh! Ow! Get it! Get it! 227 00:07:43,173 --> 00:07:44,716 -Yeah! -Yeah! 228 00:07:45,383 --> 00:07:47,344 -(MICKEY AND ALBA PANTING) -ALBA: Yeah. 229 00:07:51,556 --> 00:07:52,682 (PHONES CLICKING) 230 00:07:52,766 --> 00:07:54,100 (JIMMY CHUCKLES) 231 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,645 Whoa. (CHUCKLES) 232 00:07:57,229 --> 00:07:59,522 Yeah. What happened here? 233 00:07:59,606 --> 00:08:00,649 Mickey punished us. 234 00:08:00,732 --> 00:08:01,983 Yeah. She really showed us who's boss. 235 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:03,693 (CHIP AND SABRINA LAUGH) 236 00:08:03,777 --> 00:08:05,904 (MICKEY LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 237 00:08:06,404 --> 00:08:08,365 Oh, good. Good, good, good. 238 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:10,283 We're all having fun. That's so great. 239 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:12,911 Hey. You guys got a quick sec to talk leverage? 240 00:08:12,994 --> 00:08:15,205 (PHONE BEEPS, LINE RINGING) 241 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:16,373 MAN: Hello. 242 00:08:16,456 --> 00:08:18,917 Oh, hello. May I speak with Mrs. Maloney, please? 243 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,877 -MAN: Just a sec. -What are you doing? 244 00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:22,337 Oh, I'm shutting down the party. 245 00:08:22,504 --> 00:08:25,465 Oh. Everybody's gonna be so mad at you guys, huh? 246 00:08:25,549 --> 00:08:26,675 Have you completely lost it? 247 00:08:26,758 --> 00:08:28,635 -Nah. She's bluffing. -Am I? 248 00:08:28,969 --> 00:08:30,095 JIMMY: Okay, you know what? Hey, hey. 249 00:08:30,178 --> 00:08:31,680 Mick. Don't be unreasonable. 250 00:08:31,763 --> 00:08:33,682 All right? Let's just talk about this. We're all here. 251 00:08:33,765 --> 00:08:35,016 MICKEY: Hey, hey, hey! 252 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:36,977 -Look, I don't want to be this person. -Hang up the phone. 253 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,770 You know? I'm not a party stopper. 254 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:40,313 -I'm a party starter. -Yeah, she starts them. 255 00:08:40,438 --> 00:08:42,357 -Hang up the phone! -You don't tell me what to do! 256 00:08:42,482 --> 00:08:43,483 Hang up the phone! 257 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:46,486 -Clean up the mess! -Oh, whoa! Whoa! 258 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:49,823 Geez, let's put the claws away, all right? 259 00:08:49,906 --> 00:08:51,616 Okay? Here, here, here. 260 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:52,826 How about this? 261 00:08:53,785 --> 00:08:54,786 Jimmy cleans up. 262 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:56,997 -No, thanks. -Okay? No. It's all right. I enjoy it. 263 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,248 -It's not okay with me, though. -No, it's fine, though. 264 00:08:58,331 --> 00:08:59,416 MICKEY: No, thank you, Jimmy. 265 00:08:59,499 --> 00:09:02,043 -I enjoy doing it. -Put it down! 266 00:09:03,753 --> 00:09:04,838 -MRS. MALONEY: Hello? -Hi there. 267 00:09:04,963 --> 00:09:05,964 -Hi. -Mrs. Maloney. 268 00:09:06,047 --> 00:09:07,048 -My name is... -Fine! 269 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:08,133 -Hello? -Fine what? 270 00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:09,301 -We'll clean! -Who is this? 271 00:09:10,093 --> 00:09:11,177 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 272 00:09:11,261 --> 00:09:13,388 (MICKEY AND ALBA LAUGH) 273 00:09:13,471 --> 00:09:14,723 -That was cutting it close. -Yeah. 274 00:09:14,806 --> 00:09:16,016 Very exciting. Thank you for that. 275 00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:17,225 Okay, awesome. 276 00:09:17,309 --> 00:09:18,852 Let me tell you how this is gonna go down. 277 00:09:18,935 --> 00:09:21,438 Alba and I, we're gonna run out for a quick beer or six, 278 00:09:21,521 --> 00:09:23,732 and we will be back in... what do you think, two hours? 279 00:09:23,815 --> 00:09:24,816 -Make it three. -Three. 280 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:25,942 You heard the lady. Make it three. 281 00:09:26,026 --> 00:09:27,027 We'll be back in three hours. 282 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:28,361 Gives you plenty of time to clean up. 283 00:09:28,445 --> 00:09:29,988 Oh, and in the meantime, can you guys move 284 00:09:30,071 --> 00:09:31,823 that big TV upstairs to my room? 285 00:09:31,907 --> 00:09:33,742 I recorded the game, and I kind of want to watch it 286 00:09:33,825 --> 00:09:35,285 all cozy in my bed. 287 00:09:35,911 --> 00:09:37,495 I... Should I come with you? 288 00:09:37,579 --> 00:09:39,748 No, 'cause you love to clean so much, remember? 289 00:09:40,707 --> 00:09:42,417 MICKEY: Yeah, I could get used to this. 290 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,044 ALBA: Oh, yeah, nice. 291 00:09:44,127 --> 00:09:46,254 -That's what I'm talking about. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 292 00:09:46,338 --> 00:09:48,590 I like it. Yeah, what do you think, Alba? 293 00:09:48,673 --> 00:09:50,634 It's okay. You know, it's not like when I do it. 294 00:09:50,717 --> 00:09:52,636 -Well, yeah. -But it's okay. Yeah. 295 00:09:52,719 --> 00:09:53,720 -Ooh, ooh. Uh-oh. -Ooh. 296 00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:54,804 -Bad news, though. -Uh-oh. 297 00:09:54,888 --> 00:09:56,973 Bad news flying in, see... 298 00:09:57,057 --> 00:09:59,643 I'm seeing a big old smudge print right here. 299 00:09:59,726 --> 00:10:01,895 -You seeing that, Alba? -Yeah, sloppy work. 300 00:10:01,978 --> 00:10:03,438 Yeah. Well, why don't you go 301 00:10:03,521 --> 00:10:05,398 pop a quick scrub on that, Cinderella, 302 00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:07,776 and then we'll be in business. Nice work! 303 00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:08,860 -Yeah! -Nice. 304 00:10:08,944 --> 00:10:10,195 -I like it. -Yeah. 305 00:10:10,278 --> 00:10:12,113 Guys. Super impressed. Think you made 306 00:10:12,197 --> 00:10:13,823 very good decisions here tonight. 307 00:10:13,907 --> 00:10:16,243 You know what? You want to... You want to go watch the game? 308 00:10:16,326 --> 00:10:17,911 -Good. -Let's go... We're gonna watch the game. 309 00:10:17,994 --> 00:10:19,496 You guys have a great night. Um... 310 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,623 I hope you're not too scrubbed out. 311 00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:23,375 (BOTH LAUGHING) 312 00:10:26,753 --> 00:10:28,547 (BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING) 313 00:10:29,548 --> 00:10:31,675 MICKEY: You know, it was just basic dog psychology. 314 00:10:31,758 --> 00:10:33,301 ALBA: Sometimes you gotta... 315 00:10:33,385 --> 00:10:34,553 What is this? 316 00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:35,720 MICKEY: What the hell? 317 00:10:35,804 --> 00:10:37,013 -(DOOR CLOSES, LOCKS) -ALBA: Whoa. 318 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:38,932 (MICKEY GASPS) 319 00:10:39,015 --> 00:10:40,725 -(SHRIEKS) No! -(SCREAMING) No! 320 00:10:40,809 --> 00:10:41,810 We're trapped! 321 00:10:41,893 --> 00:10:43,270 Hey! You let us out! 322 00:10:43,353 --> 00:10:44,938 SABRINA: Sorry, we got to run. 323 00:10:45,188 --> 00:10:46,606 We have a party to get to. 324 00:10:46,773 --> 00:10:49,651 Oh! You better hope I never get out of this room! 325 00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:50,819 CHIP: Oh, I almost forgot. 326 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:52,696 Ben has something he wants to tell you. 327 00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:53,863 Go ahead, Ben. Say the thing. 328 00:10:53,947 --> 00:10:55,865 BEN: Sox lost, three to zero! 329 00:10:55,949 --> 00:10:58,034 (BOTH SCREAM) 330 00:10:58,118 --> 00:10:59,119 I'm gonna kill you! 331 00:10:59,202 --> 00:11:00,870 (HORN HONKING) 332 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,373 Jimmy! 333 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:04,541 Don't you dare! 334 00:11:04,624 --> 00:11:05,625 -Sorry, Mick. -(CHIP WHOOPS) 335 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:07,043 -Party of the year. -MICKEY: What? 336 00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:08,587 -No! -SABRINA: Bye, Mick! 337 00:11:09,296 --> 00:11:10,297 BEN: Bye! 338 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:11,590 (SCREAMS) 339 00:11:11,715 --> 00:11:13,550 Aunt Mickey's scaring me. 340 00:11:13,633 --> 00:11:16,219 Ah, don't worry. She can't hurt you from up there, little buddy. 341 00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:17,929 -(LOUD THUD) -(ALL SCREAMING) 342 00:11:19,973 --> 00:11:21,391 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 343 00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:24,394 (TIRES SCREECHING) 344 00:11:26,062 --> 00:11:27,147 (GROANING) 345 00:11:28,565 --> 00:11:29,566 Oh. 346 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:34,654 -(MICKEY GASPS) -CHIP: She's invincible. 347 00:11:34,863 --> 00:11:36,823 All right. She'll be all right. 348 00:11:37,657 --> 00:11:40,410 You guys still want to party? Oh. 349 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:43,038 -Yeah. Oh. -(CHIP GROANS) 350 00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:45,832 All right. Some radio? 351 00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:49,252 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 352 00:11:50,045 --> 00:11:51,713 This is for my future baby mama 353 00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,548 Hope your skin is black as midnight 354 00:11:53,632 --> 00:11:54,966 I'll take you out that Honda 355 00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:56,176 I can put you in a Benz 356 00:11:56,259 --> 00:11:57,802 I can balance out your chakras 357 00:11:57,886 --> 00:11:59,179 Fornication is a sin 358 00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:00,597 We can...all night regardless 359 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:01,932 Our father art in heaven... 360 00:12:02,015 --> 00:12:03,099 (LAUGHING) Oh, my gosh. 361 00:12:03,183 --> 00:12:04,517 You guys are fun. 362 00:12:04,601 --> 00:12:05,810 Thanks. It's our first party. 363 00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:08,563 -Shut up, Andrew. -Oh, that's so cute. 364 00:12:08,647 --> 00:12:10,023 Wait, what grade are you guys in? 365 00:12:10,148 --> 00:12:11,983 -Eighth. -Wow, really? 366 00:12:12,108 --> 00:12:14,110 You just... you seem so much older. 367 00:12:14,194 --> 00:12:15,403 I get that a lot. (LAUGHS) 368 00:12:15,487 --> 00:12:16,571 I was held back in kindergarten 369 00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:17,948 because my body developed slow. 370 00:12:18,323 --> 00:12:20,283 (LAUGHS) Okay, I cannot handle 371 00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:21,785 how funny you guys are. 372 00:12:21,993 --> 00:12:24,162 Um... you know, you guys want to to go somewhere 373 00:12:24,246 --> 00:12:26,831 a little more quiet, just so that we can kind of talk? 374 00:12:28,208 --> 00:12:29,376 Him or me? 375 00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:30,544 Why not both? 376 00:12:32,087 --> 00:12:33,421 Can you give us a second, please? 377 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,969 Holy crap, is this happening? 378 00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:40,971 I can't believe it. What do we do? 379 00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:43,306 I feel like we have to say yes, right? 380 00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:45,350 Definitely. I think I love her. 381 00:12:45,642 --> 00:12:48,228 No... Okay, let's just set some ground rules, 382 00:12:48,311 --> 00:12:49,354 make sure things don't get weird. 383 00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:50,689 Okay, good idea. 384 00:12:50,772 --> 00:12:52,899 Like you and I shouldn't kiss for more than five seconds. 385 00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:55,694 -Kiss who? -Each other. 386 00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:59,239 -We're not kissing at all. -What if it's a deal breaker for her? 387 00:12:59,698 --> 00:13:00,907 Then we break the deal. 388 00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:02,826 All right, fine, geez, we won't kiss. 389 00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:04,953 Didn't know you were gonna be so weird about it. 390 00:13:05,662 --> 00:13:07,872 Guys. Is everything okay? 391 00:13:08,039 --> 00:13:09,165 Everything is great. 392 00:13:09,249 --> 00:13:10,709 Yeah. Let's do this. 393 00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:16,006 (HUSHED MURMURING) 394 00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:17,632 Sick costume. 395 00:13:18,925 --> 00:13:19,926 Five bucks. 396 00:13:22,804 --> 00:13:24,097 GIRL: Ooh! Oh. 397 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,099 (PARTY CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 398 00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:30,270 You go that way, I'll go this way. 399 00:13:32,063 --> 00:13:33,440 Boy, I'm buoyant, we are 400 00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:35,191 Floating on them peons 401 00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:36,818 Go in till they take my bro'nem out them CDCRs... 402 00:13:37,819 --> 00:13:41,948 (SHOUTS, LAUGHS) Suck on that, losers! Oh! 403 00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:43,825 -(GLASS BREAKS) -(CROWD GASPS) 404 00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:46,161 (SCREAMS) 405 00:13:46,453 --> 00:13:48,371 -JIMMY: What's the matter with you? -Where are they? 406 00:13:48,455 --> 00:13:50,165 JIMMY: Look what you did to my hands! 407 00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:51,833 (JIMMY GROANS) 408 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:53,043 (SCREAMS) 409 00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:54,336 JIMMY: I don't know. 410 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,004 I don't know. They're around here somewhere. 411 00:13:56,087 --> 00:13:57,505 I swear to God, I don't know. 412 00:13:57,881 --> 00:13:59,299 (GROANS) Please. 413 00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:00,592 (WHIMPERING GASP) 414 00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:02,802 You freakin' psycho! 415 00:14:06,306 --> 00:14:07,349 ALBA: Ben! 416 00:14:09,726 --> 00:14:11,895 Ben! Chip! 417 00:14:12,646 --> 00:14:13,897 Sabrina, are you... 418 00:14:14,856 --> 00:14:15,941 -Uh... -(BONG BUBBLING) 419 00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:18,735 I'm sorry. It's the wrong room. I... 420 00:14:18,944 --> 00:14:20,028 (COUGHS) 421 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,821 Uh... 422 00:14:22,781 --> 00:14:24,449 Are you in the city? 423 00:14:24,532 --> 00:14:26,534 Are you on the other side? 424 00:14:26,618 --> 00:14:28,536 Are you in the city? 425 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,455 Are you on the other side? 426 00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:32,249 Are you in the city? 427 00:14:32,332 --> 00:14:34,459 Are you on the other side? 428 00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:35,752 Are you in the city? 429 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:38,046 Are you on the other side? 430 00:14:40,257 --> 00:14:41,466 I'm starting to prune up. 431 00:14:41,675 --> 00:14:44,010 Where the hell is she? It doesn't take this long to get beers. 432 00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:46,513 Do you think we need more bubbles? 433 00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:49,975 No, we're good on bubbles. Just stop talking about bubbles. 434 00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:55,772 It's not what it looks like. 435 00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:57,148 Get out. 436 00:14:57,399 --> 00:14:58,692 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 437 00:15:11,913 --> 00:15:15,792 Hey. Um... where did Chip go? 438 00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:19,504 Uh... He had to step out, 439 00:15:19,588 --> 00:15:21,840 but... I'm here. 440 00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:23,091 We got plenty of bubbles. 441 00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:34,019 -In the jungle, the mighty jungle -A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh 442 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:37,772 -The lion sleeps tonight -A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh 443 00:15:37,856 --> 00:15:41,526 A-wee... ee-ee-ee-ee 444 00:15:41,610 --> 00:15:45,238 Ee-a-bumba-weh 445 00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:49,326 A-wee... ee-ee-ee-ee 446 00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:51,578 Ee-a-bumba-weh 447 00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:53,747 (LOUD PARTY CHATTER) 448 00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,717 Can I borrow this? Thank you. 449 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:11,139 -BOY: No. No way. -(GAGS) 450 00:16:15,352 --> 00:16:17,312 -Are you insane? -Where's Ben? 451 00:16:17,646 --> 00:16:18,647 He's over there. 452 00:16:19,981 --> 00:16:21,149 (CROWD CHEERING) 453 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:25,946 Ben. Get down. We're going home. 454 00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,280 But I'm having fun. 455 00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:28,990 Tough crap. We're leaving. Let's go. 456 00:16:29,074 --> 00:16:30,283 No, I don't want to. 457 00:16:30,742 --> 00:16:33,495 Ben, get off the table right now! 458 00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:34,871 Screw you! 459 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,081 (CROWD GASPS) 460 00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:38,375 (CROWD LAUGHS) 461 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,505 (CROWD GASPING) 462 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,508 (CROWD QUIETS) 463 00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:54,474 Uh... 464 00:16:59,145 --> 00:17:02,399 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 465 00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:09,489 Alba and Jimmy, can I talk to the kids alone 466 00:17:09,573 --> 00:17:10,865 for a minute, please? 467 00:17:11,825 --> 00:17:13,368 I go do things in the kitchen. 468 00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:17,914 Yeah, I'll, uh... Give you a hand. 469 00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:26,840 (GROANS) Hey. 470 00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:30,343 So... 471 00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:34,055 Things got... pretty crazy last night, right? 472 00:17:36,141 --> 00:17:38,935 I mean, come on, you guys gonna ice me out all day long? 473 00:17:40,186 --> 00:17:42,230 Look, I admit it, I may have gone too far. 474 00:17:42,314 --> 00:17:44,524 -"May have"? -You publicly flogged Ben. 475 00:17:44,608 --> 00:17:45,609 Yeah, I said I was sorry. 476 00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:47,319 -No, you didn't. -Well, I'm saying it now. 477 00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:48,445 Are you? 478 00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:51,197 -Yeah. Are you? -What would we be sorry about? 479 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,450 I don't know, destroying my room, 480 00:17:53,992 --> 00:17:55,493 telling me to screw myself, 481 00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:57,037 turning my face into a lasagna. 482 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,456 -No? Nothing? No remorse at all? -No, thanks. 483 00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:00,832 -We're good. -No. 484 00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:05,587 Huh. 485 00:18:06,296 --> 00:18:07,672 (SIGHS) 486 00:18:08,006 --> 00:18:09,216 Okay. 487 00:18:10,175 --> 00:18:11,426 Well, guess what, I am sorry, 488 00:18:12,010 --> 00:18:14,512 and I would like to fix this with you guys, 489 00:18:14,596 --> 00:18:17,432 so can I please take you out to dinner? 490 00:18:20,977 --> 00:18:22,062 What do you say, Ben? 491 00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:26,483 Can you please help me out here? You really want him to hate me? 492 00:18:26,566 --> 00:18:27,734 I'm doing what I can. 493 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:32,364 Guess I could go for a bite. 494 00:18:35,242 --> 00:18:36,284 What do you say, Ben? 495 00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:39,871 Can I get French fries? 496 00:18:42,374 --> 00:18:45,544 (WEATHER FORECAST PLAYS ON RADIO) 497 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,838 Aunt Mickey, I'm hungry. 498 00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:50,340 Yeah, where the hell are you taking us? 499 00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:53,343 It's a surprise. You'll see. 500 00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:01,893 Okay. We're here. Hop out. 501 00:19:03,103 --> 00:19:05,981 -BEN: There's no restaurant out here. -CHIP: Where the hell are we? 502 00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:07,607 SABRINA: I knew we should've ordered in. 503 00:19:07,691 --> 00:19:09,442 BEN: I thought I was getting French fries. 504 00:19:09,526 --> 00:19:10,944 Ever heard of GPS, Mickey? 505 00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,363 -Are we hunting for our food? -Yeah, where the hell are we? 506 00:19:13,446 --> 00:19:15,323 -I don't get any service out here. -MICKEY: I'm gonna take that and that. 507 00:19:15,407 --> 00:19:16,783 -SABRINA: What the hell? -MICKEY: Thank you very much. 508 00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:19,494 -See you guys at home. -You're just gonna leave us out here? 509 00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:24,624 Listen... I know you guys didn't ask to be in this situation, 510 00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,961 and I am so sorry that your parents aren't here, 511 00:19:28,545 --> 00:19:29,546 but I am. 512 00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:32,382 You know? And I'm doing the best that I can. 513 00:19:32,465 --> 00:19:35,218 And if you decide that you don't want me around, 514 00:19:35,302 --> 00:19:37,345 please just tell me and I will go, 515 00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:39,431 but if you decide you want me to stay, 516 00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:42,183 you've got to recognize the fact that I need to be in charge. 517 00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:44,144 That is the only way this is gonna work. 518 00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:47,981 And fortunately, you've got the entire walk home 519 00:19:48,064 --> 00:19:49,316 to figure out what you want to do. 520 00:19:51,735 --> 00:19:52,819 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 521 00:19:53,069 --> 00:19:54,070 (ENGINE STARTS) 522 00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,786 She really left us? 523 00:20:01,870 --> 00:20:04,039 Not a chance. She's bluffing. 524 00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:09,961 See? Told you. 525 00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:12,964 Hmm, what a loser. All bark, no bite. 526 00:20:16,134 --> 00:20:17,135 Aah! 527 00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:20,764 (GASPS) 528 00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:22,015 (COUGHS) 529 00:20:22,557 --> 00:20:24,559 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 530 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,106 (DOOR OPENS) 531 00:20:59,177 --> 00:21:00,679 (MICKEY CLEARS THROAT) 532 00:21:04,808 --> 00:21:06,226 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 533 00:21:11,565 --> 00:21:12,691 MICKEY: Clean up the mess!