1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:03,922 (SUCKING) 2 00:00:04,714 --> 00:00:05,966 MICKEY: What are you doing? 3 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:07,092 You never sucked anything before? 4 00:00:07,217 --> 00:00:08,969 I'm sucking as hard as I can, okay? 5 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:10,637 -It's not coming. -Well, suck harder. 6 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,056 All right, and now for the finale of the tour, 7 00:00:13,139 --> 00:00:14,641 we have all my sweet cars. 8 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:17,060 See, I don't drive them yet, but when I do, oh, 9 00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:19,062 I'm gonna drive the fricking crap out of them. 10 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:20,313 Who are the gypsies? 11 00:00:20,397 --> 00:00:22,148 -The what? -The gypsies. 12 00:00:22,232 --> 00:00:23,525 -JIMMY: Hello... -Oh, oh, don't worry about them, 13 00:00:23,608 --> 00:00:24,693 they're nothing. 14 00:00:24,776 --> 00:00:25,986 Got to run. Talk to you later, babe. 15 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:28,572 Okay, good-bye, Prince Handso... 16 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:31,658 What's up, Prince Handsome? Who's that girl? 17 00:00:31,908 --> 00:00:34,911 That woman is Yulia. We met online. 18 00:00:34,995 --> 00:00:36,204 Like an online dating thing? 19 00:00:36,288 --> 00:00:38,498 Kind of. HotEuroCamGirls.com 20 00:00:38,582 --> 00:00:39,708 (SCOFFS) Oh, God. 21 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:40,917 JIMMY: Oh, yeah. 22 00:00:41,001 --> 00:00:43,420 Mmm. I don't have the coin to actually go inside there, 23 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:45,422 but I've seen those ads pop up on my screen. 24 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,007 MICKEY: I mean, come on, Chip. 25 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:48,884 She doesn't like you. You know that, right? 26 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:50,135 No duh. I'm not delusional. 27 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,386 That's why I'm flying her out here 28 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:52,846 so we can get to know each other in person. 29 00:00:52,929 --> 00:00:55,265 -(LAUGHING) Oh! -(LAUGHS) 30 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:58,852 Oh, Chip, that is so pathetic. 31 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:00,562 -Oh, I'm pathetic? -BOTH: Yeah. 32 00:01:00,645 --> 00:01:02,731 Yeah, I'm not the one doing whatever the hell you guys are doing. 33 00:01:02,814 --> 00:01:03,899 What-What are you doing? 34 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:05,442 We're siphoning gas out of the GT 35 00:01:05,525 --> 00:01:07,235 to put in the Lambo to move the Lambo, 36 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:08,820 so we can take the Speedster into town. 37 00:01:08,904 --> 00:01:10,155 Why not just take the Lambo? 38 00:01:11,907 --> 00:01:13,617 'Cause then we wouldn't be driving the Speedster. 39 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:15,702 -What is he saying? -I don't know. He doesn't get it. 40 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:16,995 What's with the hoses? 41 00:01:17,746 --> 00:01:20,540 I just got done explaining it to you. We're siphoning. 42 00:01:20,624 --> 00:01:22,000 Did your mom not teach you anything? 43 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,211 You wouldn't last five seconds in the real world. 44 00:01:24,878 --> 00:01:26,671 This kid's all Pemberton and no Molng. 45 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,798 No what? Mole? 46 00:01:28,882 --> 00:01:31,176 Molng. My last name. Mullen? 47 00:01:31,384 --> 00:01:33,511 No. Mullen? Molng. 48 00:01:33,595 --> 00:01:35,347 M-O-L-N-G. Molng. 49 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:36,723 You need to say it from the back of your throat. 50 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:39,100 What? Did your mom not ever tell you her maiden name? 51 00:01:39,184 --> 00:01:40,685 No. I don't blame her with a name like that. 52 00:01:40,769 --> 00:01:42,562 Okay, you know what? Get out of here. Go play with your webcam girl, 53 00:01:42,646 --> 00:01:44,272 who you're never gonna see in real life, by the way. 54 00:01:44,356 --> 00:01:45,565 Oh, yes, I will. 55 00:01:45,649 --> 00:01:47,317 She'll be here Friday, so why don't you see 56 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,236 if they got a couple spare cages down at the kennel? 57 00:01:49,319 --> 00:01:51,821 I guarantee that money already went straight up her nose. 58 00:01:51,905 --> 00:01:52,948 I don't know what that means, 59 00:01:53,031 --> 00:01:55,242 but whatever it is, you're wrong. 60 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:02,499 -Ooh, fancy pants. -(ALBA CHUCKLES) 61 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:03,917 You going somewhere fun? 62 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,294 -Yeah, Kai's taking me out to dinner. -Who's Kai? 63 00:02:06,378 --> 00:02:07,420 My fiancé. 64 00:02:09,798 --> 00:02:12,300 The one you manipulated into thinking he got me pregnant. 65 00:02:12,384 --> 00:02:14,135 The guy with the milky abs? 66 00:02:14,219 --> 00:02:16,638 Oh. Oh, that guy? He's still a thing? 67 00:02:16,721 --> 00:02:18,014 Yes, he's still a thing. 68 00:02:18,139 --> 00:02:19,975 He's been studying furniture design in Scandinavia. 69 00:02:20,267 --> 00:02:21,768 -Mmm. -Hey, babe. 70 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:23,853 Hey, what's going on? I thought we had a reservation. 71 00:02:23,937 --> 00:02:26,189 Oh, yeah. I thought we could just post up instead. 72 00:02:26,273 --> 00:02:28,608 The Chinese food in Sweden sucked. Hey, everybody. 73 00:02:28,692 --> 00:02:29,859 -Mmm. -Hey, Kai. 74 00:02:29,943 --> 00:02:31,194 How was furniture school? 75 00:02:31,361 --> 00:02:32,612 I didn't end up going. 76 00:02:32,696 --> 00:02:35,282 Yeah, the application wasn't in English, so I just did my own thing. 77 00:02:35,365 --> 00:02:37,367 -Oh, it wasn't in English so he didn't go. -Well... 78 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:39,995 Yeah, a lot of sauna, ate some fish. 79 00:02:40,078 --> 00:02:41,121 -Huh. -Anyway, 80 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,915 I'm gonna go beast on this Kung Pao before it gets cold. It was nice seeing you guys. 81 00:02:46,251 --> 00:02:47,460 (LAUGHS) 82 00:02:47,544 --> 00:02:49,588 -(LAUGHS) Well, that was a fun exchange. -Yeah. 83 00:02:49,671 --> 00:02:51,464 You know, he's still figuring some stuff out. 84 00:02:51,548 --> 00:02:53,300 Look, man, I am not judging, okay? 85 00:02:53,383 --> 00:02:54,426 At least he's a hot loser. 86 00:02:54,843 --> 00:02:57,512 (SCOFFS) Kai's not a loser. Jimmy's a loser. 87 00:02:57,596 --> 00:02:59,598 Absolutely. They remind me a lot of each other. 88 00:02:59,681 --> 00:03:01,933 That's insane. They are nothing alike. 89 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:05,562 Look, when I first met Jimmy, he was a tight little slice of ass. 90 00:03:05,645 --> 00:03:07,397 Then at some point, he kind of just let himself go, 91 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,857 started growing breasts. 92 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:10,942 We've kind of just been phoning it in ever since. 93 00:03:11,067 --> 00:03:12,736 I do not like where this is going. 94 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:15,113 Two Jimmys is too many Jimmys. 95 00:03:15,322 --> 00:03:16,781 Kung Pao. (LAUGHS) 96 00:03:16,865 --> 00:03:17,991 (KAI LAUGHS) 97 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:19,367 Oh. 98 00:03:23,038 --> 00:03:24,247 MICKEY: (LAUGHING) Okay. 99 00:03:24,331 --> 00:03:27,083 I like how you made your bangs extra big. 100 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:30,003 (LAUGHING) The girls love a big bang. Am I right? 101 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:32,464 Hey, ooh, Chip, I have a question for you. 102 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:34,174 Um, does it make you nervous 103 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:35,550 (LAUGHING) that there's only one bag left? 104 00:03:36,051 --> 00:03:37,427 Does that bother you? 105 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:39,304 -Shut up, okay. -Mmm. Mm-hmm. 106 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,056 Come on, Yulia. 107 00:03:41,598 --> 00:03:42,974 Show yourself. 108 00:03:43,058 --> 00:03:46,102 Um, hey, bud, think it might be time to throw the towel in. 109 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:47,604 (LAUGHING): What do you think? 110 00:03:47,687 --> 00:03:49,940 -Okay, you need to stop. Stop right now. -Yeah. Sure. 111 00:03:52,359 --> 00:03:53,485 Look, there she is. 112 00:03:53,735 --> 00:03:55,737 -Eh? -Yulia. 113 00:03:57,906 --> 00:03:59,157 (CHIP AND MICKEY GASP) 114 00:03:59,449 --> 00:04:01,910 -(LAUGHING) -Oh. Oh, sorry, 115 00:04:01,993 --> 00:04:03,995 I thought you were someone else. 116 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,289 (LAUGHING) 117 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:12,254 (LAUGHING) Oh, my God. 118 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,924 Oh, it was so good. 119 00:04:16,675 --> 00:04:18,426 How could I be so blind? 120 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:20,637 Thought Yulia was a beautiful angel. 121 00:04:21,721 --> 00:04:24,140 Turns out she's just a beautiful, lying whore. 122 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:26,226 (SIGHS) 123 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:30,647 All right, look, first of all, 124 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:32,107 don't talk about women like that, okay? 125 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:34,484 Second of all... (SIGHS) 126 00:04:34,568 --> 00:04:35,944 You know, the world's full 127 00:04:36,027 --> 00:04:37,862 of wolves and sheep, right? 128 00:04:37,946 --> 00:04:39,614 Yulia, she's a wolf. 129 00:04:39,698 --> 00:04:40,699 I'm a wolf. 130 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:42,242 But you, you're a sheep. 131 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,786 And see, it's the wolf's job to eat the sheep, right? 132 00:04:44,869 --> 00:04:46,788 And so, y-you know, this was bound to happen. 133 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:50,709 Great, so I'm gonna spend the rest of my life getting devoured. 134 00:04:52,377 --> 00:04:54,754 I mean, not necessarily. 135 00:04:54,838 --> 00:04:55,922 You know, you are half Molng, right? 136 00:04:56,006 --> 00:04:57,257 I guess. 137 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:58,466 Yeah, so we just got to make sure 138 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:00,427 that Molng part rises to the top. 139 00:05:00,844 --> 00:05:03,179 (SIGHS) All right. What the hell. 140 00:05:03,263 --> 00:05:04,472 Teach me how to be a Mulk. 141 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:06,182 It's Molng. 142 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:07,392 Molnga. 143 00:05:07,767 --> 00:05:09,728 Oh, we'll practice in the car. 144 00:05:14,024 --> 00:05:18,194 All right, time to stop being prey and start being a predator. 145 00:05:18,278 --> 00:05:20,655 First things first, you need to learn to feed yourself. 146 00:05:21,573 --> 00:05:22,574 Go steal some chips. 147 00:05:23,158 --> 00:05:25,368 Mmm, no, thanks. Ironically, I'm not a big chip guy. 148 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:27,871 Well, that doesn't matter. I'm trying to teach you something here. 149 00:05:27,954 --> 00:05:29,164 A wolf takes what it needs. 150 00:05:29,539 --> 00:05:30,832 Yeah, but I don't need chips. 151 00:05:30,916 --> 00:05:32,542 I just ate a quesadilla. 152 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:35,253 -You ate without me? -I was hungry. 153 00:05:35,879 --> 00:05:37,756 All right, that's... That's not the point, okay? 154 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:40,091 You think a wolf just walks by a deer and is like, "Meh. 155 00:05:40,175 --> 00:05:42,219 "Uh... I'm not that hungry. I just had a quesadilla." 156 00:05:42,302 --> 00:05:43,678 Where would a wolf get a quesadilla? 157 00:05:43,762 --> 00:05:45,889 G... Go steal the chips, okay? 158 00:05:45,972 --> 00:05:47,724 And I'll meet you outside. 159 00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:48,892 Be smart. Be stealthy. 160 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:52,604 -Be smooth, just like a wo... -Oh, my God, get away from me. 161 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:54,981 You got this. 162 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:57,651 Uh... 163 00:05:57,734 --> 00:06:00,320 ♪ ♪ 164 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:02,739 Yes, I'm a mutating French 165 00:06:02,822 --> 00:06:03,990 Kissing Andy 166 00:06:04,074 --> 00:06:05,951 Kissing Jack, kissing Johnny kissing Mike 167 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:08,411 Smacking chicks and licking faces 168 00:06:08,495 --> 00:06:11,581 Snugging ladies, slapping boys, boys, boys 169 00:06:11,665 --> 00:06:13,541 Going hot, tease your daddy 170 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:15,669 Driving wild, wild nuts 171 00:06:15,752 --> 00:06:17,671 Yes, I'm a mutating French 172 00:06:17,754 --> 00:06:20,674 Kissing Andy, kissing Jack, kissing Johnny 173 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,884 Kissing Mike, smacking chicks and licking faces... 174 00:06:23,969 --> 00:06:26,429 Wh... Lesson number one, trust no one. 175 00:06:26,888 --> 00:06:28,014 Are you insane? 176 00:06:28,098 --> 00:06:30,392 You almost just got me arrested over a bag of chips. 177 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:32,561 Here's your cut. 178 00:06:32,644 --> 00:06:34,980 I don't want the chicken! I didn't want the chips! 179 00:06:35,063 --> 00:06:36,106 You used me. 180 00:06:36,189 --> 00:06:37,607 Lesson number two, you look around the room, 181 00:06:37,691 --> 00:06:39,859 you can't spot the sucker, chances are you're the sucker. 182 00:06:39,943 --> 00:06:42,237 I know I'm the sucker. That's why we're here. 183 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,447 You're supposed to teach me how to be a wolf. 184 00:06:44,531 --> 00:06:47,367 Well, I know a wolf wouldn't let a perfectly good chicken go to waste. 185 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:49,661 Fine. Fine. 186 00:06:49,828 --> 00:06:51,955 I'll eat the damn chicken. 187 00:06:52,122 --> 00:06:53,123 Psycho. 188 00:06:53,415 --> 00:06:55,166 Congratulations. 189 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,460 You're ready to move on to phase two of your training. 190 00:06:57,544 --> 00:06:59,337 Well, finish the chicken. 191 00:06:59,421 --> 00:07:01,548 I mean, I worked very hard to steal that chicken. 192 00:07:04,217 --> 00:07:05,886 Turns out he was Mormon the whole time. 193 00:07:05,969 --> 00:07:07,846 (BOTH LAUGH) 194 00:07:07,929 --> 00:07:09,097 (DOOR OPENS) 195 00:07:10,682 --> 00:07:11,766 Oh... 196 00:07:12,893 --> 00:07:15,520 Didn't realize, um, you guys were hanging out. 197 00:07:15,687 --> 00:07:18,481 Oh, yeah. We got a friendship cooking. 198 00:07:18,690 --> 00:07:20,775 Terrific. Can I talk to Kai? 199 00:07:20,859 --> 00:07:23,528 Yeah, yeah, yeah. (GROANS) Absolutely. 200 00:07:25,447 --> 00:07:27,365 -(POUNDS ON DOOR) -You got to lift it. 201 00:07:28,366 --> 00:07:31,202 -Oh. -Yeah, you got it. 202 00:07:31,328 --> 00:07:33,163 This guy knows his stuff. 203 00:07:33,371 --> 00:07:36,499 -(DOOR CLOSES) -Ah, he's great. 204 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:37,876 So what's up, babe? 205 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:39,294 You know... 206 00:07:39,377 --> 00:07:41,463 I was just wondering, now that you're home, 207 00:07:41,546 --> 00:07:42,839 what's your plan? 208 00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:45,133 I don't know. You want to see a movie or something? 209 00:07:45,217 --> 00:07:47,219 No. No. 210 00:07:47,302 --> 00:07:48,929 I-I meant something bigger. 211 00:07:49,763 --> 00:07:50,889 Oh, you mean like an IMAX? 212 00:07:50,972 --> 00:07:52,182 Forget the movie. 213 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:57,312 Kai, what are your dreams? 214 00:07:57,395 --> 00:08:00,315 (SCOFFS) Well, you are, babe. 215 00:08:00,857 --> 00:08:02,943 I got everything I need right here in this sauna. 216 00:08:03,401 --> 00:08:04,694 Maybe you should start figuring it out 217 00:08:04,778 --> 00:08:06,655 so that people don't think that you're a loser. 218 00:08:06,905 --> 00:08:08,281 People think I'm a loser? 219 00:08:09,574 --> 00:08:10,784 No. 220 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:12,410 (SCOFFS) No. 221 00:08:12,494 --> 00:08:13,620 They don't now. 222 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:15,622 But they might think that soon. 223 00:08:15,956 --> 00:08:17,123 You know? 224 00:08:17,582 --> 00:08:18,875 So maybe it's a good time 225 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:21,503 to just start thinking about it. 226 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:23,547 -Yeah. -Yeah. 227 00:08:23,797 --> 00:08:25,549 -For you, anything. -Thank you. 228 00:08:26,216 --> 00:08:27,509 I'll let you get back to it. 229 00:08:27,592 --> 00:08:29,219 -Okay. -Okay, good. 230 00:08:30,136 --> 00:08:32,305 -Oh, you got to lift it. -Yeah, I live here. 231 00:08:32,931 --> 00:08:34,224 Okay. 232 00:08:35,350 --> 00:08:36,643 Step into my office. 233 00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:38,061 (RACE COMMENTATORS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) 234 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:39,729 Your office smells like urine. 235 00:08:39,813 --> 00:08:41,022 I thought we were going to a horse race. 236 00:08:41,106 --> 00:08:43,900 -What the hell is this place? -It's off track betting. 237 00:08:43,984 --> 00:08:45,735 Why'd I wear a suit? 238 00:08:45,819 --> 00:08:47,237 Beats me, that was your choice. 239 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,572 Okay, if you want to be a wolf, 240 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:51,116 you're gonna need to learn to spot a sheep. 241 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,076 (CHEERING) 242 00:08:53,243 --> 00:08:55,453 -What about that guy? -Very good. Why? 243 00:08:55,537 --> 00:08:56,705 'Cause he's waving his money around 244 00:08:56,788 --> 00:08:58,540 -like a jackass. -Exactly. 245 00:08:58,707 --> 00:09:00,250 Kind of like you with your Internet prostitute. 246 00:09:00,333 --> 00:09:02,419 What? She's not an Internet prostitute. 247 00:09:02,502 --> 00:09:03,545 Yeah. Yes, she is. 248 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:05,130 Will you just get to the point? 249 00:09:05,213 --> 00:09:07,591 Yeah. Okay. 250 00:09:08,258 --> 00:09:10,010 All right. First things first. 251 00:09:10,302 --> 00:09:11,511 Wha... ? 252 00:09:11,595 --> 00:09:13,430 Oh! What the hell? 253 00:09:13,638 --> 00:09:14,806 Wh... Ugh! 254 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:16,933 Okay. Your turn, do me. 255 00:09:17,017 --> 00:09:19,311 And don't give me one of your sissy taps, either, okay? 256 00:09:19,394 --> 00:09:20,937 I need you to muster up all the strength you can 257 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:22,731 in that tiny, pale, bony body of yours. 258 00:09:23,815 --> 00:09:25,400 (GRUNTS) 259 00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:28,612 -(PEOPLE CHEERING INDISTINCTLY) -MAN: Come on, come on, man. 260 00:09:28,695 --> 00:09:30,780 I will ruin you when we get home. 261 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:33,283 Now give me your wallet. 262 00:09:33,366 --> 00:09:34,993 No way, I don't trust you. 263 00:09:35,702 --> 00:09:38,038 Very nice. You're learning. 264 00:09:38,121 --> 00:09:39,706 Good. Do need the wallet, though, 265 00:09:39,789 --> 00:09:40,916 'cause it's part of the thing, so give it to me. 266 00:09:40,999 --> 00:09:42,417 I'll give it back to you in a minute, you're gonna get it back. 267 00:09:44,085 --> 00:09:46,546 Okay, follow me. 268 00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:49,174 Look, he's making a move. 269 00:09:49,257 --> 00:09:51,051 -Excuse me. -Here he goes. Go, go. 270 00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:52,552 Excuse me. 271 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:54,221 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 272 00:09:54,304 --> 00:09:55,305 Officer. 273 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:57,974 Hey. My nephew and I just got mugged in the parking lot. 274 00:09:58,934 --> 00:10:00,936 It's that guy in the hat over there. 275 00:10:02,479 --> 00:10:04,231 Wait here. 276 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,193 -This the guy? -Yep, that's him. 277 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:09,736 What are you talking about? 278 00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:11,738 Check his pockets. You'll find my nephew's wallet 279 00:10:11,821 --> 00:10:13,531 and a winning ticket for the sixth race. 280 00:10:13,698 --> 00:10:15,367 I've never seen this woman before. 281 00:10:15,784 --> 00:10:17,118 You okay? 282 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:18,495 My apologies, ma'am. 283 00:10:18,828 --> 00:10:20,247 Don't worry about a thing. 284 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:21,831 -We'll handle it from here. -Thank you. 285 00:10:21,915 --> 00:10:24,292 You like beating up on kids, you sick son of a bitch? 286 00:10:24,376 --> 00:10:25,418 -Uh, no. Whoa. -CHIP: Oh. 287 00:10:25,502 --> 00:10:26,962 -(GAMBLER GRUNTS AND GROANS) -Oh. 288 00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:28,588 MICKEY: Okay. 289 00:10:28,672 --> 00:10:30,549 -Yikes. -GAMBLER: I don't even know her! 290 00:10:30,632 --> 00:10:33,677 I'm not used to working with kids. That really struck a nerve. Oh, man! 291 00:10:33,927 --> 00:10:36,012 That was amazing. How much did we make? 292 00:10:37,222 --> 00:10:39,599 Thirty-eight bucks... Boom. 293 00:10:40,934 --> 00:10:42,102 That-That's it? 294 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:45,021 -Hmm? -The suit you destroyed cost a grand. 295 00:10:45,105 --> 00:10:46,856 Yeah. Lesson 14, dress casual. 296 00:10:46,940 --> 00:10:48,233 Wolves don't wear suits. 297 00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:49,651 Wolves don't wear anything. 298 00:10:51,278 --> 00:10:53,238 What are you... You got to cash the ticket. 299 00:10:55,949 --> 00:10:57,867 -Will you please just relax? -(DOORBELL RINGS) 300 00:10:57,951 --> 00:10:59,578 Oh, that's probably the cops. 301 00:10:59,661 --> 00:11:01,997 Here to throw us in jail for $38 and a chicken. 302 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,291 So calm down. Wolves don't get rattled. 303 00:11:04,374 --> 00:11:06,877 You're not a wolf, you're a frickin' bottom feeder. 304 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:10,505 If anything, you are an oyster, and I eat oysters. 305 00:11:10,589 --> 00:11:12,340 Why are you talking about eating oysters? 306 00:11:12,424 --> 00:11:14,092 What the hell is going on? Talk normal. 307 00:11:14,175 --> 00:11:15,260 I'm done with this. 308 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:17,220 All right. Well, wolves don't quit. 309 00:11:17,304 --> 00:11:19,097 -Well, I do. -Chip... 310 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:20,307 Someone's here to see you. 311 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,812 Hello, my Chip. 312 00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:32,360 It was the crazies. 313 00:11:32,444 --> 00:11:34,863 The immigration people held me for whole day. 314 00:11:34,946 --> 00:11:36,865 I tell them, "I has my visa, misters," 315 00:11:36,948 --> 00:11:38,283 but they don't do listening. 316 00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:39,784 Those scumbags. 317 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:40,869 They didn't touch you, did they? 318 00:11:40,952 --> 00:11:42,746 Okay. And why didn't you just call Chip? 319 00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:44,873 I didn't has American telephone. 320 00:11:45,123 --> 00:11:46,333 You know what? 321 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:49,211 Tomorrow you get yourself a new phone. 322 00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:50,921 Oh, come on. 323 00:11:51,004 --> 00:11:52,631 So you're telling me there was no phone 324 00:11:52,714 --> 00:11:53,882 for you to borrow? 325 00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,300 I'm sorry. This just isn't adding up. 326 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,178 Yulia's answered enough questions for one day. 327 00:11:58,261 --> 00:12:00,180 -She just flew across the frickin' world. -Mmm-hmm. 328 00:12:00,263 --> 00:12:02,015 Come on, Yulia. I'll help you get settled. 329 00:12:02,224 --> 00:12:03,308 Alba! 330 00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:11,775 Who the hell is this? 331 00:12:11,858 --> 00:12:14,236 I am Yulia. I am girlfriend of Chip. 332 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:16,488 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 333 00:12:16,571 --> 00:12:19,574 Alba, can you please help Yulia to the guest room? 334 00:12:21,743 --> 00:12:23,578 -Thank you, Chip. -(ALBA MUTTERING) 335 00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:24,663 ALBA: ...crap outside. 336 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:29,042 (MICKEY CLEARS THROAT) 337 00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:34,172 How does it taste? 338 00:12:34,256 --> 00:12:35,340 How does what taste? 339 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:36,716 The frickin' foot in your mouth. 340 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,511 I can't believe I listened to you. Yulia's not scamming me. 341 00:12:39,594 --> 00:12:42,305 Oh, you stupid little boy. 342 00:12:42,389 --> 00:12:44,266 (LAUGHS) 343 00:12:44,349 --> 00:12:46,726 You just let a wolf right into the henhouse. 344 00:12:46,851 --> 00:12:48,895 It's a fox in the henhouse, idiot. 345 00:12:48,979 --> 00:12:51,773 You don't let anything into the henhouse. 346 00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:53,441 'Cause it'll eat the hens. 347 00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:56,152 (SIGHS) 348 00:12:58,154 --> 00:12:59,447 Hey. Whatcha doing? 349 00:12:59,531 --> 00:13:00,574 Oh, hey, babe. 350 00:13:00,657 --> 00:13:01,908 I'm just getting ready to go to a meeting. 351 00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:03,535 You're going to a meeting dressed like that? 352 00:13:03,868 --> 00:13:04,995 Oh, right. (LAUGHS) 353 00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:07,205 Ah, I got so excited, I totally forgot to tell you. 354 00:13:07,289 --> 00:13:08,957 -What? -I'm starting my own business. 355 00:13:09,291 --> 00:13:10,625 -You are? -Yeah. 356 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:12,502 Babe, that's so great. I'm really happy for you. 357 00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:13,753 Yeah. It's awesome. 358 00:13:13,837 --> 00:13:16,089 You ready to do this or what? Oh. 359 00:13:16,298 --> 00:13:18,174 -What's he doing here? -That's my business partner. 360 00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:19,384 Yeah, we're gonna go have a brainstorming sesh 361 00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:21,469 -right now in the sauna. -You two are working together. 362 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:23,555 All that stuff you said was really inspiring. 363 00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:25,432 -What? -I told Jimmy about our talk. 364 00:13:25,515 --> 00:13:27,350 -Wh... That's not what I... -It got me thinking. 365 00:13:27,851 --> 00:13:29,561 Who's the neediest demographic? 366 00:13:29,644 --> 00:13:30,729 Women, right? 367 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:33,857 What do women love? Beef. 368 00:13:34,649 --> 00:13:36,651 And what do they hate? Fixing crap. 369 00:13:37,277 --> 00:13:40,572 So we put the two together, and came up with... 370 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:42,198 -Stud Nailers. -Yeah. 371 00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:43,950 It's our shirtless handyman service. 372 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:45,994 It's like topless maids, but dudes. 373 00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:48,163 Plus, having a business partner, 374 00:13:48,246 --> 00:13:49,581 who's also a friend, 375 00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:51,374 takes off a lot of pressure. 376 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:54,502 Now, see? That story alone's gonna get us tons of customers, man. 377 00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:57,505 And then this ab thing, that is icing on the cake. 378 00:13:57,589 --> 00:13:59,049 Your abs are made of cake. 379 00:13:59,132 --> 00:14:00,342 Okay. Well, right now they are, 380 00:14:00,425 --> 00:14:02,344 so Kai hits the field solo for a little bit, 381 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:03,887 I hang back, drop some L-Bs, 382 00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:06,640 and then I just come riding up ripped. 383 00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:07,807 It's a good thing we got that sauna, right? 384 00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:09,726 -Yeah. -(LAUGHS) 385 00:14:09,809 --> 00:14:12,354 Course, I'm also gonna get a beard trimmer, 386 00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:13,897 and take care of all my downstairs... 387 00:14:22,405 --> 00:14:23,990 So... 388 00:14:24,199 --> 00:14:25,825 How was everyone's day? 389 00:14:26,117 --> 00:14:27,244 Awesome. 390 00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:31,456 My cousin violated his parole, which in and of itself isn't good news, 391 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:33,917 but we're gonna get his van until he gets out. 392 00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:36,711 I'm thinking we just stick a giant-ass decal right on the side of it. 393 00:14:36,795 --> 00:14:38,088 Dude, great idea! 394 00:14:38,171 --> 00:14:39,589 It's gonna be like a mobile billboard. 395 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,132 Boom. 396 00:14:41,216 --> 00:14:42,342 SABRINA: Well, 397 00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:43,677 it'll still be a van. 398 00:14:44,261 --> 00:14:45,262 Babe, I am... 399 00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:47,055 I'm so proud of you. It's so exciting. 400 00:14:47,138 --> 00:14:49,057 Just don't get your hopes up, you know? 401 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:50,934 What do you mean? 402 00:14:51,268 --> 00:14:53,311 Mmm, handyman service? 403 00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:55,272 It's not exactly a groundbreaking idea. 404 00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:58,942 -How much money can you really make? -A lot. 405 00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:01,570 I see same thing with street girls in my country. 406 00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:04,573 So many risks, too small money. 407 00:15:04,656 --> 00:15:06,116 Yeah. This girl gets it. 408 00:15:06,658 --> 00:15:07,826 Who are you again? 409 00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:09,286 Wha... She's my girlfriend. 410 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:11,121 Why does everyone keep questioning that? 411 00:15:11,204 --> 00:15:14,082 Yeah, everyone can see that she is his girlfriend. 412 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,459 YULIA: Why don't you put on a Web show instead? 413 00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:19,796 That way you can has many customers all at once, 414 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,047 and you also not get hurt. 415 00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:22,257 That's brilliant. 416 00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:23,592 -Jimmy, did you hear that? -Yeah. 417 00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:24,801 So smart, babe. 418 00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:26,011 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, totally. You know what? 419 00:15:26,094 --> 00:15:28,138 I'm just gonna come right out and ask it. 420 00:15:28,221 --> 00:15:29,472 Yulia, what are your intentions here? 421 00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:31,224 Oh, Chip invited me. 422 00:15:31,308 --> 00:15:33,268 No, no, I know. That wasn't the question, was it? 423 00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:35,854 I'm wondering, what is a wolf like you 424 00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:37,397 doing with a sheep like Chip? 425 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:40,275 No, Yulia, you do not have to answer that question. 426 00:15:40,358 --> 00:15:41,943 Is okay. 427 00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:46,281 I like Chip because he's sheep. 428 00:15:47,324 --> 00:15:48,450 Huh? 429 00:15:50,702 --> 00:15:52,913 Sheep are good. They're soft. 430 00:15:52,996 --> 00:15:54,706 A sheep will never hurt me. 431 00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:57,292 In Soviet times, my papa was turned into, 432 00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,294 um, how you call? 433 00:15:59,753 --> 00:16:01,171 Drinking cripple. 434 00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:02,255 Alcoholic. 435 00:16:02,756 --> 00:16:04,507 He was not very gentle to my mother. 436 00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:07,427 So to help my mother, I had to, um... 437 00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:12,349 I had to do a lot of things to survive. 438 00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:15,268 Life has not been easy for me. 439 00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:18,772 (SOFTLY) Hey. We've all had to do things to survive. 440 00:16:18,855 --> 00:16:21,233 Stop. Stop. You see what you did? 441 00:16:21,316 --> 00:16:22,817 Now she's all upset. 442 00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:26,196 Come on, Yulia, you don't have to take this. 443 00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:32,702 -I like her. -She has great ideas. 444 00:16:32,786 --> 00:16:34,037 (INHALES) 445 00:16:35,538 --> 00:16:37,249 (INHALES) 446 00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:38,333 Whoa. 447 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:39,584 (SNIFFS) Hey. 448 00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:41,795 Uh, we're getting gas, 449 00:16:41,878 --> 00:16:43,255 'cause we're going to the hardware store tomorrow. 450 00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:46,424 Cool. So, about Stud Nailers, I need you to stop it. 451 00:16:46,508 --> 00:16:48,093 You want us to stop our business? 452 00:16:48,176 --> 00:16:50,262 That, your friendship, everything. 453 00:16:50,804 --> 00:16:52,514 I don't want you hanging out with Kai anymore. 454 00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:55,475 -Why? -Because I want him to have a chance, 455 00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:57,394 and if he keeps hanging out with you, that won't happen. 456 00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:58,979 You ruined your chance. 457 00:16:59,062 --> 00:17:00,355 Your life is dark and depressing. 458 00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:03,108 Okay, you know, Sabrina, by the tone of your voice, 459 00:17:03,191 --> 00:17:05,026 I can tell you're about to say something pretty hurtful. 460 00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:07,821 Were you not just listening? I said something hurtful. 461 00:17:07,904 --> 00:17:09,197 Your life is sad. 462 00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:12,617 I don't want you around Kai anymore, okay? 463 00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:15,036 Look, listen, sweetheart, 464 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,871 if you think I'm gonna throw away a friendship 465 00:17:16,955 --> 00:17:18,248 for a little bit of cash in my pocket... 466 00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:19,416 How's $2,000? 467 00:17:19,499 --> 00:17:21,126 That's a lot more than I thought... 468 00:17:22,377 --> 00:17:23,712 He can't know it was my idea. 469 00:17:24,713 --> 00:17:25,797 Got it? 470 00:17:27,132 --> 00:17:28,383 Fine. 471 00:17:35,891 --> 00:17:38,101 -Okay, we've got Sabrina's laptop... -Mmm-hmm. 472 00:17:38,184 --> 00:17:39,394 -Chip's Rolex, -Mmm-hmm. 473 00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:41,229 Ben's Sandy Koufax ball, 474 00:17:41,313 --> 00:17:43,523 -okay, my flannel. -Oh, good. 475 00:17:43,607 --> 00:17:45,859 We need something of yours. Let me get that necklace. 476 00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:47,611 Mmm, uh, no. 477 00:17:47,694 --> 00:17:49,821 My abuelita gave this to me when I was five. 478 00:17:49,905 --> 00:17:51,907 Alba, we each need to put something in the bag, 479 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:53,074 or it's gonna look shady, okay? 480 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,785 Oh, I don't know about this. 481 00:17:55,869 --> 00:17:57,662 We're just speeding up the inevitable. 482 00:17:57,746 --> 00:17:59,497 -Oh... -If a crooked cop 483 00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:02,667 plants drugs on a guilty suspect, the suspect's still guilty, right? 484 00:18:02,751 --> 00:18:03,877 What kind of drugs? 485 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,587 -What kind... -A-Are you serious? 486 00:18:06,087 --> 00:18:07,756 I don't know, Alba. What kind of drugs 487 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:09,299 do you need it to be in order to give me the necklace? 488 00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:12,302 -Coke? -Coke! It's coke. Thank you. 489 00:18:12,636 --> 00:18:14,554 -You're driving me nuts. -(GROANS) 490 00:18:14,638 --> 00:18:16,556 -All right, we wake up in a few hours... -Mmm-hmm. 491 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,724 ...say we've been robbed, 492 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,476 find all of our crap in Yulia's bag, 493 00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:21,102 and Chip will finally see her 494 00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:22,896 for the dishonest tramp that she is. 495 00:18:22,979 --> 00:18:24,981 -That's good. -It's gonna be so fun. 496 00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,486 (RATTLING DOOR) 497 00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:30,737 (EXHALES) 498 00:18:32,781 --> 00:18:34,699 Hey! There he is. 499 00:18:34,783 --> 00:18:36,910 Pop those jeans off. Start sweating. 500 00:18:37,994 --> 00:18:39,871 I'm not here to sweat with you, Kai. 501 00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:41,248 You're not? 502 00:18:41,998 --> 00:18:43,541 No, I'm not. 503 00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:46,002 Not today or ever again. 504 00:18:47,879 --> 00:18:49,172 I don't understand. 505 00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:54,094 Well, I've been doing some thinking, and, uh... 506 00:18:54,177 --> 00:18:56,680 I think Stud Nailers is dumb, 507 00:18:56,763 --> 00:18:58,640 and I think you're dumb. 508 00:18:59,558 --> 00:19:00,934 But I thought we were friends. 509 00:19:01,059 --> 00:19:03,436 Yeah, that's 'cause you're a dumb guy, Kai. 510 00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:06,356 So don't try and contact me 511 00:19:06,439 --> 00:19:08,733 or come win me back or just, you know... 512 00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:11,611 Just leave me alone, all right? 513 00:19:11,695 --> 00:19:13,655 (RATTLING DOOR) 514 00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:16,283 -You got to jiggle it. -I know I have to jiggle it. 515 00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:17,951 (GRUNTING) 516 00:19:21,955 --> 00:19:23,498 (SIGHS) 517 00:19:23,582 --> 00:19:25,875 (WHISPERS) Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. 518 00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:29,671 Oh, good morning, Romeo. How'd you sleep? 519 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:31,923 -Fine. -Mickey, we have a problem. 520 00:19:32,007 --> 00:19:33,884 We have been robbed! 521 00:19:33,967 --> 00:19:35,760 What?! Yeah. Who in the entire world 522 00:19:35,844 --> 00:19:38,346 could do something like this? It could be anyone... Yuli... 523 00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:39,806 Somebody stole my laptop. 524 00:19:39,890 --> 00:19:41,349 -Somebody stole my baseball! -Oh... 525 00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:43,059 I can't find my boots. 526 00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:45,145 What? All right, all right, everybody just settle down. 527 00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:47,147 We'll get to the bottom of this. 528 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,899 -Hey, Chip, where's Yulia? -Whoa. 529 00:19:49,065 --> 00:19:50,775 Probably somewhere over the Atlantic. 530 00:19:51,651 --> 00:19:52,652 -Huh? -ALBA: What? 531 00:19:52,736 --> 00:19:53,737 I dumped her. 532 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:54,821 What? Why? 533 00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:57,157 She totally emasculated me last night at dinner. 534 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,992 I can't be with somebody who thinks I'm a sheep. 535 00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:02,078 That necklace 536 00:20:02,162 --> 00:20:04,289 has been in my family for generations. 537 00:20:04,372 --> 00:20:06,291 -Damn it, Chip, -My mother had... 538 00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:10,337 (ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY) 539 00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:12,923 Everyone, calm down! 540 00:20:13,006 --> 00:20:15,425 Relax, okay? I'll explain what happened. 541 00:20:17,802 --> 00:20:20,263 (SIGHS) What happened is that you got played 542 00:20:20,347 --> 00:20:22,724 just exactly like I told you you were going to. (CHUCKLES) 543 00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:26,686 -I feel so stupid. -Yeah. Yeah. 544 00:20:26,770 --> 00:20:28,355 You know why? 'Cause you are stupid. 545 00:20:28,647 --> 00:20:31,399 Here I am, spewing information, life skills all over you. 546 00:20:31,483 --> 00:20:33,777 And what do you do? You just swat 'em away! 547 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,320 You swat every single one of them away, 548 00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:37,989 and then you're all confused about what happened? Oh, you stupid child. 549 00:20:38,073 --> 00:20:41,117 You know, I think the real lesson here 550 00:20:41,201 --> 00:20:43,870 is that it's easy to brand all adult entertainers 551 00:20:43,954 --> 00:20:46,206 as untrustworthy crooks. 552 00:20:46,373 --> 00:20:47,916 But if you really want to know the truth, 553 00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:50,210 it's women in general that cannot be trusted. 554 00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:52,587 (SCOFFS) You're one to talk. Thief. 555 00:20:53,004 --> 00:20:54,005 What? 556 00:20:54,089 --> 00:20:55,966 Kai didn't come to bed last night, okay? 557 00:20:56,049 --> 00:20:57,300 I know you didn't break up with him. 558 00:20:57,384 --> 00:20:59,636 Yeah, I did, last night in the sauna. 559 00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:01,555 What is that smell? You guys smell that? 560 00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:06,393 EMT: (GRUNTS) Oh, ah, careful, now. 561 00:21:08,687 --> 00:21:10,522 The door was so warped, there was just no escape. 562 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:11,731 I apologize. 563 00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:13,108 -(THUDDING) -EMT: Watch it! 564 00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:14,276 Oh, God. 565 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:15,443 Low step. 566 00:21:16,278 --> 00:21:17,487 Come on. 567 00:21:17,571 --> 00:21:20,949 Look, Sabrina, I am so sorry. 568 00:21:21,032 --> 00:21:22,492 (GRUNTS) 569 00:21:22,576 --> 00:21:25,120 That sauna took the wrong Jimmy. 570 00:21:25,203 --> 00:21:26,454 Yeah. 571 00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:28,832 Well, you know, 572 00:21:28,915 --> 00:21:30,959 he really should have fixed that door. 573 00:21:37,632 --> 00:21:38,925 JIMMY: Kung Pao. (LAUGHS)