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She's coming in hot.
She's The Mick.

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-Yaah!
-I just built that.

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It didn't take.

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Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays.

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And check out our other Fox
programs-- Brooklyn Nine-Nine,

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The Last Man on Earth and
Ghosted.

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I don't really know how
to do any of this stuff.

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Only on Fox.

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MAN (on TV):
I thought you were dead.

10
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WOMAN: You can't get rid of me
that easily.

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MAN: The accident, you were
under the water too long.
(laughs): Oh, yeah.

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I knew that conniving bitch
was alive.

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Oh, yeah, no.

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His wife is going to freak
when she sees them kissing.

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WOMAN (on TV): Max, wait, Max.
That is his wife.

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What? I thought
that was his daughter.

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Why would he be having
sex with his daughter?

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I don't know. Drama?

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Can you pay
attention, please?
I...

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I-It's just, it's
really irritating

21
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to have to explain
everything.

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(lamp crackles, Jimmy yells)
Oh! My...

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All right. Yeah,
that's my bad.

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I shorted it.

25
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Can you stop
with the home repairs?

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You're driving me crazy.

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Please!
Absolutely not, okay?

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Aunt Mickey, can you
please tell Sabrina

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to let us sleep
in her room?

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Sabrina, let them
sleep in your room.

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Mind your own
business, moron.
I tried.

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This is not fair! We have a
frickin' squirrel in ours!

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Can you just deal with it?

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The fire affected everybody,
okay? Not just you.

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My toys melted.

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His toys melted.

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He started it.

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Her room is fine.

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I am the one getting
screwed here.

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(all shout)

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Uh...

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(yells)

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That's gonna set me back
a few days.

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(muffled screaming)

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Guys, you know, I'm just
gonna get out of the house

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for a little bit.

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You know, just before
I lose my mind.

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If anybody needs me,
I will be at the gym.

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ALBA:
What?

50
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Did you say, "the gym"?

51
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Yep. I've been using
Poodle's membership.

52
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Seems a little out of
character for you.

53
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Yeah. What do
you do there?

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Study for the SATs, Jimmy.

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What the hell do you
think I do there?

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SABRINA:
Just be careful, okay?

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It's dangerous
for somebody in your shape

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to suddenly
start working out.

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Most people in your shape
are boys.

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(chuckles) Oh.
WOMAN (on TV): Max, wait, Max...

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I knew it. I knew it.

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You two-timing slut.

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All right,
let's go, fatty.

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Go! All right.

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(panting)

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(whoops)
All right.

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Whoa.
Hey. Hey!

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Hello.

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Nope. I'm just trying to...

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Hey, do you think
that you could

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scoot over a little bit?
Huh?

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There's just nobody here,
so there's no reason

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for us to be so close
to each other.
(gasps)

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Whoa!

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(laughing):
Oh.

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Whoa. Are you okay?

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Oh, yes.
Great.

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'Cause if I were you,
I would be super embarrassed.

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(cries)
No, no, I was just joking.

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(crying)
Oh. It was just a joke.

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Please don't cry.

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(groans)

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It's not that.

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It's my ex-husband
is getting remarried

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(crying): and I have to
lose 20 pounds by Saturday.

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(crying)
(groans)
Yeah, well...

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sounds like you got
your work cut out for you,

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so I'll just
leave you to it.

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I mean, you get divorced

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and then all of a sudden
you're like this dolphin

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that's been in captivity
that just

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gets released back
into the ocean.

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Most of those dolphins,
they just die.

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Well, listen, if it
makes you feel any better,

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I saw a TV show
about how male dolphins,

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they just force themselves
on the female dolphins.

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That was a show?
Yeah.

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So, they're
basically just, like,

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the sexual predators
of the sea.

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It's just I'm alone
in this giant house

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with nobody to talk
to and I feel like

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(laughs): I'm kind of
losing my mind.

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You're all alone
in a giant house?

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(chuckles)
(sniffles)

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I'm Trish, by the way.

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(sniffles)
Mickey.

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Are you serious?
You've had work done?

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You look amazing.

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Well, yeah, duh,
'cause of the work.

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Is it, is it
okay if I...?

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Do you want
to touch my boobs?

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Yes. Is that all right?

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Okay.

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Oh, wow. Nice.

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Very real, very real.

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That's 'cause
they are real.

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I had some Botox.

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(both laugh)

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Well, that makes more
sense, doesn't it?
Yeah.

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Okay. Sorry about that.
Okay.

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There you go. I'm just gonna
go to the bathroom real fast.

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Okay. Just pick
a door, any door.

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Okay. Thanks for
that, by the way.

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(shouts)
Oh!

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Sorry.

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God! You stupid beast!

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Oh.

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(laughs)
Just kidding.

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Oh. (laughs)
Yeah.

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You know what, just smash
whatever you want around here.
Yeah?

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This piece of garbage?
No, no, please, God.
Put it down. Please,

132
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please, please, please.
Thanks.
That was just a
joke. I won't.

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I definitely won't.
No, I got it in Venice.

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It was...
but anything else.

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Right.
This place is
going to crap.

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I keep meaning to get a guy

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who can kind of fix
some stuff, but...

138
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I got a guy who can
kind of fix some stuff.

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You got a guy that can
kind of fix some stuff?
Yeah.

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Yeah, I could bring
him over tomorrow.

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Is it too soon to tell you
that I love you?

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Too soon to tell you

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I want to swim another
lap in those boobs?

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(chuckles)
Kind of.

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(grunts)

146
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Honestly, I don't even want
to sleep in Sabrina's room.

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I'm not scared
of no frickin' squirrel.

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If that thing comes at me,

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I'll just be like, boosh!

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How ya like me now,
squirrel?

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Besides, I mean,
it's pretty cool you're getting

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to live with your
older brother, right?

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I guess.

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Just, uh, don't mess
with my stuff

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or I'll frickin' kill you.

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Okay.

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My nips are mad
frickin' hard.

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Check them out.

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Hey, pop quiz.
Who wins in a fight?

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King cobra or
king crab? Go.

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Cobra?

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(imitates buzzer)

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Crab?

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No, trick question.

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King cobra would
never fight a king crab.

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They're both apex predators.

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I'm gonna go get
a glass of water.

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Hey, dude, good call.

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Hydration is mad
frickin' important.

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No.
No what?

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No, you can't stay with me.

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I'm sorry that you have
a squirrel problem, but...

173
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It's not
about the squirrel.

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I like the squirrel.

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He's my friend.
His name is Peter.

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We have a secret language.

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Get to the point, Ben.

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It's about Chip.

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What about him?

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He makes me
feel weird sometimes,

181
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like I want him to stop saying
stuff and doing stuff.

182
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Yeah. I figured this day
would come.

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Hop up, buddy.

184
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Okay, first of all,
the feelings that you have

185
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are perfectly normal.

186
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They are?
Yeah.

187
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The reason Chip
makes you feel weird

188
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is because Chip sucks.

189
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But he's our brother.
I know,

190
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and we love him,
but that doesn't mean

191
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we have to like him.

192
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I don't get it.

193
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It's unrealistic to expect

194
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to like every member
of your family.

195
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And in ours, the person
nobody likes is Chip.

196
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He's annoying and
painfully unfunny.

197
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He's got that weird obsession
with his nipples lately.

198
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It wasn't a problem before,
but it's hard

199
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now that I got
to live with him.

200
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Tell you what.

201
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Why don't you crash with
me for a little while?

202
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Really?
Yeah.

203
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While I do not care about
your squirrel problem,

204
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I am sympathetic
to your Chip problem.

205
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(gagging)

206
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Ugh. I knew that bitch
was coming back.

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WOMAN (on TV): ...too busy
to look into his eyes.

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(Mickey shouts)

209
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JIMMY:
Hey, come on!

210
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I just built that.

211
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Yeah, well,
it didn't take.

212
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(chuckles)
What are you
so happy about?

213
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I don't know, maybe 'cause

214
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I just made my first friend
in Greenwich.

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First friend?
You guys, finally,

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after months of-of-of
self-medicating

217
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and-and loneliness
in this horrific town,

218
00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,825
I finally found someone
I want to hang out with.

219
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What a trying time
this must have been for you.

220
00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,296
That actually reminds me,
um, Jimmy,

221
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I volunteered you
to go over and help out

222
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with some handiwork stuff
around her house.

223
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(groans)
Well, well, well.

224
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Looks like somebody
respects my work after all.

225
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That's not what I said.

226
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Well, if you're
farming me out,

227
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I must be the best
handyman you know.

228
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You're the only handyman I know.

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So you do think of me
as a handyman.

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I think of you as a man
with hands.

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I will take that.
Okay.

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All right, I'm gonna
go to bed.

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Wait, wait, wait.
What about our shows?

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I re-watch everything, so
I know what is happening.

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Oh, yeah, no, Trish and I
just kind of

236
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blazed right through
season three.

237
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I did black out
somewhere

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around Ms. Carrington's funeral,

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Whoa! Spoiler!
so let me know what happens.

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Oh, uh, well,

241
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here's another spoiler
for you:

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I'm gonna go take a two.
(chuckles)

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(doorbell rings)
TRISH: Hello?

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(deep voice):
I'm here to rape and murder you!

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00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,283
TRISH:
Mickey! Come on in, girl.

246
00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,385
So, I told him,
I said, "Look,

247
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"I don't care if she's my
superior officer and a woman,

248
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"if your underwear is sticking
out of the top of your pants,

249
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you're getting a wedgie."

250
00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,694
(both laugh)
Mickey!

251
00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,328
Hey...

252
00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,998
Jimmy was just telling me about
the week he spent in the Army.

253
00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,667
Right on.
He tell you about that month

254
00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:20,901
he spent in
a homeless shelter?

255
00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:23,003
Ah, well, all
in due time.

256
00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:25,539
Yeah, speaking of time, you've
been here since 9:00 a.m.

257
00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:27,675
How long does it take
to do some basic repairs?

258
00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,210
Oh, well, the contractor of
this place is a real nudnik.

259
00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,412
Hmm.
Which reminds me,
if I get some time,

260
00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:34,748
I'd like to come back here
and get inside the walls.

261
00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,416
Well, we're not gonna open up
the walls, but thank you anyway.

262
00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:37,551
You know what, actually,
you can...

263
00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:39,052
you can go.
You can go.

264
00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:40,921
Oh. Okay.

265
00:08:40,954 --> 00:08:44,658
Well, um, here.
Take this pizza with you.

266
00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,927
I mean, I have days
until my ex's wedding,

267
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,929
and this freak has me
eating pizza.

268
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,198
Come on, a little slice
never hurt anybody.

269
00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,333
(all chuckle)

270
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,035
Bye.
MICKEY:
Ugh.

271
00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,037
Sorry about him.
He never leaves.

272
00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,205
It's kind of his thing.
Mm-hmm.

273
00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:00,407
What's his deal?

274
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,911
Uh, well, for starters,
he's your basic moron.

275
00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,713
Do you think he'd
have a drink with me?

276
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:09,917
Oh... um...

277
00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,451
Wait, are you
guys a thing?

278
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,753
No.

279
00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,254
That is cra...
Are you insane?

280
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,756
Me with-- no.

281
00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:18,058
Okay. Are you sure?
Yeah. Please. I mean,

282
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,027
by all means, have a drink
with him, you know?

283
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,429
If you want to have the worst
night of your life, be my guest.

284
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,497
Yeah!
Are you gonna...?
'Cause I...

285
00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:30,804
Yeah, I don't get it.

286
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,106
You want me to
take Trish out to dinner?

287
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,107
That's correct.

288
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,476
I'm confused.
Okay.

289
00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,212
Well, you do understand
what dinner is, right?

290
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,081
Yeah. But you're not
coming with us?

291
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,750
Am I being unclear
in any way?

292
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,551
No, no, I understand you
completely.

293
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,987
She gets it and she can't
even follow a simple TV show.

294
00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,256
Well, what can I say?
I get you.

295
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:52,092
So, this is like a...
like a date?

296
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,460
It's whatever
you want it to be.

297
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,762
No, that's great.

298
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,063
And then while you're
doing that,

299
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,665
we can have
a classic girls' night.

300
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,967
Oh. Yeah, maybe.

301
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,234
Eh, I don't know.

302
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,670
We'll play it
by ear, you know.

303
00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,104
My tank's a little empty

304
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,238
after spending the
whole day with Trish,

305
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,239
but we'll see how I feel.

306
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:08,141
Have fun.

307
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,980
Greetings, siblings.

308
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,514
How's the new
roommate sitch?

309
00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,983
So far, so good.

310
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,651
Aw, isn't that wonderful.

311
00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:20,153
Oh, and just so you know,
there's no hard feelings.

312
00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,621
I think this is for the best.

313
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,023
Good. Us, too.

314
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,325
As the man of the house,
I feel like it's my duty

315
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,860
to protect you guys
from the squirrel.

316
00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:30,097
So... let's just hope
I don't get murdered.

317
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,299
By a squirrel?
Who knows?

318
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,035
Could bite my face off,
or it could chew up my privates

319
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,871
until I bleed out
and I'm gone forever.

320
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:40,040
Yeah, well, we'll keep
our fingers crossed.

321
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,682
So annoying.
Big time.

322
00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:51,551
Okay, hey, I was not annoying!
I was cool, but modest!

323
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,186
I was generous,
but not overbearing.

324
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,455
Why do you guys keep
talking trash about me?

325
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,791
It's okay, Ben.
Go ahead.

326
00:10:57,825 --> 00:10:59,693
BEN:
Sorry, Chip.

327
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,061
I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.

328
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,195
You're just...

329
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,699
...kind of annoying sometimes.

330
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:07,167
(sighs)

331
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,703
But, but I-I'm
your older brother.

332
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,004
I'm supposed to be your idol.

333
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,472
And-and, Sabrina,

334
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,741
you're supposed to
look out of me.

335
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,475
You're supposed to
hook me up with your friends

336
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,344
so I can learn about sex,
a-and then we talk about it

337
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,412
and you teach me
how to be even hotter.

338
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,581
You want me to watch you
have sex with my friends?

339
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,884
What?! No!

340
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,153
No, we just, we talk about it.

341
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,320
We're supposed
to be tight.

342
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,889
You guys really think
I'm annoying?

343
00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,590
Yeah.
Yeah.

344
00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,260
Oh...

345
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,396
Fine. I'll, uh...

346
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,398
I guess I'll just leave, then.

347
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,400
Be out of here
faster than a cheetah,

348
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,069
the fastest animal
in the world.

349
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,607
Ha! A cheetah isn't the fastest.
A peregrine falcon is.

350
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,642
Idiots!

351
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,613
MAN (on TV):
He has my eyes.

352
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,183
WOMAN (on TV): You've been
too busy to look into his eyes.

353
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,617
What the hell
is going on?

354
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,086
Oh, it's a good one.

355
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,788
He just learned that
the boy he raised

356
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:03,190
is the bastard son
of his business partner.

357
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,926
That's not at all
what's happening.
Hmm?

358
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,194
That's not even what
I'm talking about.

359
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,461
I'm talking about Jimmy.
Where is he?

360
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,763
It's almost midnight.

361
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,932
What are you worried about?
Relax.

362
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,233
Have some Molly.

363
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,202
You know, he probably
already blew it.

364
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,937
Hey, how many times
you think he's farted,

365
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,306
and then said,
"Who just farted in my pants?"

366
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,640
(both laugh)

367
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,542
Loser.
What a boner.

368
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,977
(Jimmy shouts)

369
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,113
God...

370
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:35,789
Hello, ladies.

371
00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,224
Why is your mouth all red?

372
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,060
Oh, Trish and I got cranked
on sangria.

373
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,962
(chuckles)
You hate sangria.

374
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,396
Yeah, I thought so, too.

375
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,265
Turns out I hate
your sangria.

376
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,766
Trish makes a mean batch.

377
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,968
Huh.
Hmm.

378
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,236
We'll have to check that out.
Mm-hmm.

379
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,004
Yeah.
Anyway, thank you so much again.

380
00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,106
Uh, you are relieved
of your duties.

381
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,175
Well, not quite.
She asked me to be her date

382
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,309
to her ex's wedding.

383
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,111
Huh.

384
00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,746
Are you gonna do it?

385
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,747
Well, what do you think?

386
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,317
Of course I'm going.

387
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,686
Oh, I should work on my toast.

388
00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:11,691
Wow, that's kind of
messed up.

389
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,094
Hmm.
What?

390
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,864
Well, Trish moving in
on Jimmy like that.

391
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,698
What happened
to girl code?
No.

392
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:19,967
She didn't do
anything wrong.

393
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,501
She asked me,
I told her--

394
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,436
Jimmy and I are not...
there's nothing.

395
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,804
Oh, no, it doesn't matter.

396
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,473
A true friend would never
do that to you.

397
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,375
It is kind of
a bitch move, isn't it?

398
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,343
Oh, yeah, a real bitch play.

399
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,512
Hmm, I'm gonna go to bed.

400
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,514
Okay.

401
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:35,815
Good night, Mickey.

402
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,718
Oh, yes,

403
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,154
all the pieces are
falling into place.

404
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:44,191
Soon, Mickey will be mine.

405
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,993
(laughs)

406
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,494
What's that?
Eh, what?

407
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,696
No, uh, this Finger Lakes,
it's good.

408
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,865
It's good. Yeah.

409
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:53,566
Mm-hmm.

410
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,176
Come on, tie,
you bastard.

411
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:04,744
(Mickey laughs)
It's not funny.

412
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,179
Come here.
No.

413
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:09,216
Let me help.
(panting)

414
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,584
Don't screw it up.
Just suck your neck in
a little bit.

415
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,220
You can't suck a neck in, Mick.
Okay!

416
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,488
Maybe lay off the salt
for a couple days, you know?

417
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,524
Have a little water.
I hate water.

418
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,626
I know you hate water.
There we go.

419
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,997
Yeah? It look good?

420
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,698
Yeah, you look good.

421
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:27,700
Is this weird?

422
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,669
Wearing Trish's
ex-husband's suit

423
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,538
to his own wedding--
I mean, yeah.

424
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,074
No, like, going to
this thing with Trish.

425
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,209
Why would that be weird?

426
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,610
You know.

427
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,612
Come on, this is...

428
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,649
ALBA:
Jimmy?

429
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:46,119
(laughs):
Wow.

430
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,521
You look handsome
for you.

431
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,091
Oh. You better get going,
'cause you know what they say.

432
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,926
If you are late
to a wedding,

433
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,562
then you will be early
to your funeral.

434
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,730
Do people say that?
No one's ever said that, ever.

435
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,199
No, they say it.
No. That's never been said.

436
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,934
But she's right.
You should go.

437
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,604
Okay, fine. I'm gonna...

438
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,775
(door opens, closes)

439
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,110
Whoa.
(laughs)

440
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,811
Finally, right?

441
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,113
Oh, you want to watch
The Finger Lakes?

442
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,747
No, you know what?
Screw Finger Lakes.

443
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,915
Okay.
We're going out.

444
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:16,984
(laughs)

445
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,019
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah.

446
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,827
The stage is set.

447
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,262
McGregor versus Mayweather.

448
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,663
Trump versus Clinton.

449
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,066
Tom Brady versus
the whole frickin' world.

450
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,702
But now for
the ultimate showdown...

451
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,906
...Chip versus squirrel.

452
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,109
Come on.

453
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,477
Show yourself, squirrel.

454
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,515
(screaming)

455
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,628
(panting)

456
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,365
Don't just sit there,
do something!

457
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,869
*

458
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,671
Mm.

459
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,206
Excuse me, ladies...

460
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,308
Nope. We're closed. Take your
business somewhere else.

461
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,310
Not interested, guy.
Doing a ladies' thing.

462
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,112
No boys allowed.
Uh, no, no, no, no.

463
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,348
I'm the manager. I just need you
guys to take it down a notch.

464
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,350
And please,
watch your language.

465
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:24,951
Uh, some people
are complaining.

466
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,387
Uh, maybe crank the music up.
Problem solved.

467
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,655
Boom, did your job for you.
(laughs)

468
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:29,956
Anything else I can do?

469
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,558
It's not that kind of place.

470
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,060
And this is not a dance floor.

471
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,627
Okay. You know what?
I'm gonna take a break.

472
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,895
'Cause my feet are
starting to cramp up.

473
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,197
And that's the only reason

474
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,498
why I'm taking a break.
Yeah.

475
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,467
(laughs)

476
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,335
Isn't this place the best?

477
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,536
It's good, huh?

478
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,005
There's just nobody here.

479
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,840
No, no, but that's what makes it
so great. You know?

480
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,642
We've streamlined the operation.

481
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,512
From now on, just you and me.

482
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,846
"From now on"?

483
00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,082
What do you--
(laughs)

484
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,249
What do you mean?

485
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,685
You know, three's a crowd.

486
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:02,889
Jimmy's nice and all, but you're
not supposed to be with him.

487
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,325
You're supposed
to be with me. (chuckles)

488
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,560
Oh.
(chuckles)

489
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:10,497
Uh... I-I don't mean to...
I just...

490
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,731
Did you think I...

491
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,267
No, no offense. I like you
very much, as a friend.

492
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:15,668
No-- no, I didn't mean that.
I don't know, but...

493
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,004
I was just... No, no, no!
I've made a mistake.

494
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,373
That's becoming clear to me now.
But I wasn't-- oh!

495
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,242
I just got to pop
by that wedding real quick.

496
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,211
It's all good.
Hey, you'll be fine.
I-- no, Mickey.

497
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,445
Drink some water. Can we get
some waters over here?

498
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,679
No, no.
Yeah, I-I'll be,

499
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,847
I'll be back in a few hours.

500
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,016
No. Mickey, wait, don't go!

501
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,719
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today

502
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,254
to join this man
and this woman...

503
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,256
I can't believe he's marrying
someone older than me.

504
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,757
What a kick in the cooch.

505
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,426
Nah.

506
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,629
Without makeup, you look
just as old as she does.

507
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,631
(chuckling):
That's...

508
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,566
Thanks for coming.

509
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,967
If anyone has any objections

510
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,936
as to why this couple
should not wed,

511
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,039
speak now or forever
hold your peace.

512
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,774
Wait!

513
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,609
Wait!

514
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,910
Mick?
Wait!

515
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,080
Oh!
(people gasping)

516
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,216
(laughs softly)
Hi.

517
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,385
Whoops. Hi, there. All good.

518
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,320
Thank you. Hi,
everybody. Sorry.

519
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,621
That was unexpected.

520
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,889
No, no, nobody panic, okay?

521
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,090
I'm not here

522
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,059
to-to object to
this wedding.

523
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,662
But you two, I object to you.

524
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,564
Okay, Mickey, can I...
Jimmy, just let--
just shut up.

525
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,233
No, but you have...
Just shut up and let me
talk for a second, okay?

526
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,335
Trish, I really like you.

527
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,437
But this, I just can't
be okay with this.

528
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,574
I don't know why it bothers me,
it just does.

529
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,442
Okay.
I just feel like...

530
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,445
(stammers) He's like, you--
he's like my dog.

531
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,814
You know what I mean?
And when somebody

532
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:37,417
pets my dog, I don't like it.

533
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,118
I don't like it!

534
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,154
I'm just trying to
he-- tell you here

535
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:44,491
that I am having feelings.
I think they're feelings.
Okay, Mick...

536
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,526
I don't quite understand
what they are. I feel...

537
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,961
I feel weird,
if I'm being totally honest.
Stop. Okay. Okay.

538
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,330
I feel a little bit weird.

539
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,631
ALBA:
No, Mickey, don't!

540
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,300
(people gasping, screaming)

541
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,834
(screams)
(Alba crashes)

542
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,102
Alba?

543
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,970
(Alba shouting)

544
00:18:58,004 --> 00:18:59,606
(grunting)

545
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,608
MAN:
Are you all right?
I-I, no, I'm good.

546
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,109
You okay?
Don't worry.

547
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,278
I-- no, it's okay.
Are you...
I don't know...

548
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,447
I don't know what
she's doing, but I...
You guys look nice.

549
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,781
If I'm being honest,
I feel like this church

550
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,550
is a little off-kilter.
What-- Mickey.

551
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,118
What is that? What?

552
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,353
Am I right?
No, no, don't pull!

553
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,621
Oh!
Mickey!

554
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,855
(people screaming)

555
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,156
Mickey, no!
Get off!

556
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,791
Stop. I just...

557
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,159
Mickey, no!

558
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,861
Oh, no.
Mickey, are you...?

559
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,463
Is that mine?
Yeah.

560
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,697
Is that real?
Yeah.

561
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,132
Oh, I screwed up.
That's not good.

562
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,335
It's okay. No, I got you.
Oh...

563
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,575
Hey, bud.
How you feeling?

564
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,244
Like you care.

565
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,845
We do care.

566
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,214
Yeah, right. I thought you guys
frickin' hated me.

567
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,249
Oh, come on, Chip,
you're our brother.

568
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:43,350
We don't hate you.

569
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,651
We love you.

570
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,152
BEN: Yeah, I'd
be pretty sad

571
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,155
if you got killed by a squirrel.

572
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,891
Thanks, guys. That means a lot.
SABRINA: Yeah,

573
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,360
and I'm sure this annoying
stuff is just a phase.

574
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,927
You know, you'll
probably grow out of it.

575
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,763
I guess you're right.

576
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,766
Besides, I mean, it's not like
you've always been cool.

577
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,900
Remember when you were
friends with that guy

578
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,370
who turned out to be
a huge drug dealer?

579
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,905
That was very cool.

580
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,775
Okay, well, do you remember when
you were in the seventh grade

581
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,743
and dating that senior? Ha.

582
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,745
Probably the coolest thing
I've ever done.

583
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,182
Well, look, the doctor said
you might have rabies.

584
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,884
That's pretty rad.

585
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,186
I guess that is pretty sick.

586
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,188
I'm like frickin' Old Yeller.

587
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,323
(howls)

588
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,629
All right, we're gonna
go get some food.

589
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,431
Bye, Chip. Hope you feel better.

590
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,565
Hey, guys?

591
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,134
I love you, too.

592
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,710
Why are you staring at me
like that?

593
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,645
Because you love me.

594
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,447
I had a shard of glass
stuck in my jugular.

595
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,815
I can't be responsible
for anything I said.

596
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,216
It's okay.

597
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,884
'Cause I love you enough
for both of us.

598
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,252
Eh.

599
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,821
You called me your dog.
Stop. I hate myself.

600
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,256
Special delivery.

601
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,959
Alba...
You got me flowers, Alba?
You didn't have to do that.

602
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,127
Well, I-I wanted to.
(chuckles)

603
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,295
And a card, too?

604
00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,563
Oh, no, that's a-a...
Ah.

605
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:06,599
"Best wedding ever.
Love, Trish."

606
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,235
Ugh.
I-- you know, I
brought them inside.

607
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,003
I mean, this woman.
It wasn't enough

608
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,340
that she saved my life
and gave me her blood.

609
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,741
Hey, I gave you my blood.

610
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,776
Your blood was unusable.

611
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,946
Doctor said you had enough Molly
in your system to kill a moose.

612
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,649
Why, doctors are dramatic. Uh,
you've seen The Finger Lakes.

613
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,684
Trish's blood, top shelf.
Huh.

614
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,953
I can feel it just
coursing through my veins.

615
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,188
Well, why don't you just cut
her open and live inside her?

616
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,123
(scoffs)
Sounds nice.

617
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,959
Oh!
Ho!

618
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,160
Power's on.

619
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,862
Eh, not bad, right?

620
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,196
Yeah.

621
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,165
You did good, Jimmy.

622
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,368
Can I ask you something?

623
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,469
Yeah.

624
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,603
(farts)

625
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,804
Who farted in my pants?

626
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,539
Oh, come on. Ugh!

627
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:47,774
Get out of here!

628
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,177
Who did that?
Just, oh, my...

629
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:55,014
CHIP:
My nips are mad frickin' hard.

630
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,016
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

631
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,287
Hope you
enjoyed
kickin' it
with The Mick.

632
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,556
Now here are a few more shows
to check out from Fox.

633
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,996
* Hey-ay-ay *

634
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,865
* Hey-ay-ay *

635
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,901
WOMAN:
This is our story.

636
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:17,203
* Can't stop me now *

637
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,305
* Can't stop me now *

638
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,340
* I'm just doing what I do *

639
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:22,842
* Won't stop doing what I do *

640
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,377
* Can't stop me now *

641
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:27,380
-* Can't stop me now *
-* Can't stop me now *

642
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,682
-* Cannot beat me *
-* Can't stop me now *

643
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,317
* I'm just doin' what I do *

644
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,586
* Won't stop doin' what I do *