1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:03,037 She's coming in hot. She's The Mick. 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:05,173 -Yaah! -I just built that. 3 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,407 It didn't take. 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,476 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,511 And check out our other Fox programs-- Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 6 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,380 The Last Man on Earth and Ghosted. 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,548 I don't really know how to do any of this stuff. 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,054 -(birds chirping) -(footsteps approaching) 10 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,060 -There we go. That's a good-looking apple, huh? -Yeah. 11 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:28,996 -Oh, yeah. -Isn't this fun, you guys? -Smells like crap. 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,931 -I'm covered in ants. -It's bright as hell out here. 13 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,333 Look, I just thought it would be nice to get out 14 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,734 of that depressing house for a little while 15 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,103 and have a nice picnic. 16 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,104 "Picnic" implies food. 17 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,438 You brought nothing. 18 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,207 Oh, yeah? What did you bring, Sabrina? 19 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,409 Besides that crappy attitude of yours. 20 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:42,910 Okay, why can't we just go to a restaurant? 21 00:00:42,943 --> 00:00:44,678 Because restaurants cost money, genius, 22 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,347 and we don't have any. Look around you, 23 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,348 there's miles of free snacks. 24 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,083 I'm eating the ants. 25 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:51,185 I like how they wiggle inside me. 26 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,720 See? This guy's making it work. 27 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:53,954 I am not foraging for food. 28 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,223 I'm not a frickin' animal. 29 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:57,225 I like it. Reminds me of Guatemala. 30 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:59,393 -(chuckles) -My point exactly. 31 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,529 All right, if you guys can't enjoy this beautiful day, 32 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:04,031 then there is something seriously wrong with you. 33 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,032 Beer me. 34 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,033 No beer. 35 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,435 What?! What do you mean? 36 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,137 I thought there'd be a beer guy. 37 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,804 Why would there be a beer guy? 38 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,906 It's not a baseball stadium-- it's an orchard. 39 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:14,908 All right, well, at least a hard cider guy. 40 00:01:14,942 --> 00:01:15,976 So we're just supposed to sit around, 41 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,811 like a-a bunch of sober turds? 42 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,647 -(phone ringing) -This sucks. You suck. 43 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,282 Unbelievable. 44 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,951 Ugh. Milldale Correctional again? 45 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:25,619 Do you believe the balls on this woman? 46 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:28,556 -I mean, she walked out on us. -(phone beeps off) 47 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,058 -Nice. Make her sweat. -Hey, at least she's trying. 48 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,893 Dad hasn't even attempted to reach out. 49 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,296 It's like he prefers prison to his own family. 50 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,764 What's prison like? 51 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,399 Oh, it's... 52 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,000 it's kind of like camp. 53 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:43,671 Right? You got your bunk beds, games, arts and crafts. 54 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,906 -I want to go to prison. -Well, with her in charge, 55 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,975 -I think you have a decent chance. -(chuckles) 56 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,411 -(phone ringing) -Hey, maybe you should just hear her out. 57 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,647 (sucks air through teeth) Yeah, I don't feel like it. 58 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,115 -Give me the phone. I'll answer. -No. 59 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,017 Sabrina, 60 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,620 answer the phone or I'll smash your face off with this apple! 61 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,289 -Not before I smash off yours. -All right, 62 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,624 -put the apples down before I smash you both off. -Okay. 63 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,326 Okay, Benny? Come on, let's go look at the rabbits. 64 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:06,994 I'm serious, Sabrina! Answer the phone! 65 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,797 -Oh, I'm sorry, does da wittle baby miss his mama? -Cut it out. 66 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,131 Last chance! 67 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,366 -Oops! -(shouts) 68 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,134 -(chokes) -SABRINA: Come here! 69 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,170 -(choking) -(Mickey choking, wheezing) 70 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,876 -(Chip and Sabrina shouting in distance) -What I wouldn't give 71 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,645 to wrap my hands around their necks 72 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:27,047 and just squeeze the life out of them. 73 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,784 Yeah. I get that, but that doesn't fly nowadays. 74 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,487 Living in this PC culture where everyone's got to drive 75 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:36,123 a hybrid, people can't beat their kids anymore. 76 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,125 I'm not talking about the kids. I'm talking about Christopher 77 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,127 -and Poodle, just living on easy street -Mm. 78 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,895 while I'm here picking up the pieces. 79 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,130 Well, they are in prison. 80 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,333 I am the one who is in prison. 81 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,034 All right? They're eating free meals, 82 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,036 they've got clean sheets, people looking after them. 83 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:51,472 Meanwhile, I am literally living in a trash heap 84 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,208 with a bunch of wild animals who don't respect me. 85 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,477 -(shouting continues) -Ah! 86 00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:00,147 They just have all this pent-up aggression with no outlet. 87 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,382 You want me to take Chip downtown, 88 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:03,551 get his wheels greased by a pro? 89 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,219 No. Too expensive. 90 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:07,054 No, these kids need their parents. 91 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:10,057 They need to sit face-to-face and get all this out on them 92 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:12,159 -so I can stop bearing the brunt of it. -While you're there, 93 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,396 -you might want to get the money turned back on. -Count me in. 94 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,998 I cannot wait to lay waste to Poodle through the glass. 95 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,933 -What are you talking about? -Eh, you know, "You're in there, 96 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,935 I'm out here." That kind of stuff. 97 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,571 Right. Well, as productive as that sounds, 98 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:24,705 you're not going. This isn't about you. 99 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,073 Aw, come on. 100 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:28,676 -Let me get mine. -(shouting continues) 101 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,345 I want to know how you're gonna get them on board. 102 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,180 I'll just sit them down like adults and explain that, 103 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,716 in the long run, this is the best thing for everybody. 104 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:36,717 (Chip screams) 105 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,419 Good luck. 106 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,187 (groans softly) 107 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,590 Where the hell are we? 108 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:47,194 Look, sue me, I thought you deserved a day of relaxation. 109 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,597 This whole thing with your mom's been pretty tough... 110 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,599 Doesn't bother me in the slightest. 111 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,434 Uh-huh. All right. 112 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:56,203 Well, maybe you've internalized it a little bit 113 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,439 -subconsciously because you've been... -I haven't. 114 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,040 Okay. 115 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,875 Then we're just two ladies having a spa day. 116 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,210 Just go with it. 117 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,646 What's so special about this spa? 118 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,217 Well, for starters, 119 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,952 it's tough for me to say, 120 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:15,623 because your journey is gonna be so much different than mine, 121 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:18,292 'cause it's an entirely customized experience. 122 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:21,128 That's the thing that sets this particular... 123 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:22,930 spa apart. 124 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,932 You're gonna start by walking in 125 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:28,336 and sitting down in a clay chair that molds to your body. 126 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,838 And then you'll have a chat with Wesley. 127 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:34,007 Yeah. Wesley's what they call a body concierge. 128 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,943 And, together, the two of you will design 129 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:39,112 a tailor-made experience that will not only, you know, 130 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:42,516 enrich your body but it's also gonna take you on a... 131 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,852 guided tour of all of your pleasure centers. 132 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,920 Wow. 133 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,457 -I mean, that does sound incredible. -Uh, yeah. 134 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,459 (chuckles): Yeah. It's amazing. 135 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,927 Trust me, you're really gonna love it. Oh, here we are. 136 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:55,963 Milldale Correctional. 137 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,302 (quietly): You bitch. 138 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:09,176 (groans) What kind of demon tells a girl 139 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,812 she's getting a spa day and then brings her to her mom's prison? 140 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,781 Look, think of it as a spa day for your soul. 141 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,148 What do you think is gonna happen here? 142 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,517 We're not just gonna kiss and make up. 143 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,951 I don't care what you do. 144 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,887 Scream in her face. Spit in her face. 145 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,288 Slap her face. Do whatever you got to do. 146 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,123 But harness all that poison 147 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,692 and spew it all over her, you know? 148 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,059 So I can stay out of it. 149 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,728 (scoffs) 150 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:30,297 Hello, Sabrina. Mickey. 151 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,365 Hey there, Poodle. 152 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,066 How's life in the big house? 153 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,236 God, it feels good to be on the other side of that one for once. 154 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:39,840 I'm so glad you came. 155 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,842 Well, it wasn't by choice, okay? 156 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,977 -Listen, I have wanted to say... -I'm sorry, 157 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:47,515 can I go first? I-I just really need to get this off my chest. 158 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,516 (scoffs) 159 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:53,654 Sabrina, I am so, so sorry. 160 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,856 Yeah, I broke the law, but, I mean, 161 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:58,158 even worse, I broke our family. 162 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:01,495 I've lied to you, I've abandoned you, 163 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:05,533 I've failed you in every possible way as a mother. 164 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,868 And I don't expect you to forgive me, 165 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,538 because I don't think that I'll ever forgive myself 166 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:15,409 for the pain that I've caused you and Chip and Ben. 167 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,111 Even Alba. 168 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:21,615 I need you to know that I love you more than anything 169 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:23,451 and I am gonna spend the rest of my life 170 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,285 trying to make it up to you, because you are 171 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:28,922 the most important thing in the world to me. 172 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,564 Ooh, are the boys here, too? 173 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,999 (indistinct chatter) 174 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,270 Really? A water park? 175 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,806 Why'd I spend an hour looking for my goggles? 176 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,275 'Cause once you commit to a lie, you got to see it through, okay? 177 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,744 You know what, uh, I think we should abort, all right? 178 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,112 This is no place for kids. 179 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,881 But I want to see Daddy's camp. 180 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,283 I know, but, you know, we missed him, pal. 181 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,285 You know? He's off on a canoe trip. 182 00:06:58,318 --> 00:07:00,253 GUARD: Pemberton! Booth six! 183 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:02,790 -15 minutes! -No, you know what, hey, let's go to the water park. 184 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,792 All right? For real this time. Let's do it. 185 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,960 No. He doesn't get off that easy. 186 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,729 If he's not man enough to talk to me, 187 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,130 then I'll be the bigger man. 188 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,966 All right. Fine. 189 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,401 Make it quick. 190 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,437 (exhales) Hold my goggles. 191 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,777 I like it here. 192 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,760 Hello, Chip. 193 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,395 Oh, my God, Dad. Is that you? 194 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,832 Where is your teeth? 195 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,299 Oh. 196 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,935 Y-You noticed that. 197 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:48,936 Yes. 198 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,805 Um, well, my roommate took them, 199 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:55,375 and he said that-that I wouldn't be needing them anymore. 200 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:58,045 Oh, my God. 201 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,047 No wonder you didn't want me here. 202 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,949 You didn't abandon me, 203 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,551 you were protecting me. 204 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,021 Well, now it's my turn to protect you, 205 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,023 'cause that's what Pembertons do, 206 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,159 we protect our own. 207 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,961 Mark my words. (echoing): I'm going to do everything... 208 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,996 POODLE: Chip's not yours. 209 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:19,232 -that I can... -POODLE: Chip's not yours. 210 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,569 Dad? Dad. 211 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,704 -(normal voice): Dad, are... ? -I'm not your father. 212 00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:26,306 -Dad, don't say that. -Well... 213 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,909 I know you don't really feel like yourself right now, 214 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:32,079 but you're still my father and I'm still your son. 215 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:35,148 -Chip. -Your own flesh and blood. 216 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,518 -You don't under... -Hello, gorgeous. -Move along. 217 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,253 What the hell was that? 218 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:43,824 That was my roommate... Ziggy. 219 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,359 I don't think I like the look of him at all. 220 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,562 Chip, I-I don't want you to visit me here anymore. 221 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,397 -But, Dad, I... -No "But, Dad." 222 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:54,167 Just go, and... and... 223 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,970 and don't you ever come back here. 224 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,881 (slurping) You know what? 225 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,216 I hate to admit it, 226 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,784 but you were right. (laughs) 227 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,586 I feel like a tumor's been removed. 228 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,554 Right. Eh... 229 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:17,124 Did anything about that apology strike you as odd? 230 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,960 -Like what? -I don't know. Maybe just... 231 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,596 How I was completely left out of it? (laughs) 232 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:23,997 Oh. 233 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,399 -I see. -What? 234 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,101 This wasn't about me at all. 235 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,103 It's about you and your stupid issues. 236 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,538 -What? No. Okay. Look. -Mmm. 237 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,273 Let me tell you a little something about me. 238 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:36,043 If I have an issue, it gets resolved immediately, all right? 239 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,711 I don't carry that slop around. 240 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,412 It gunks up your gears. 241 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,715 -Uh-huh. -Okay. Two burgers. 242 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,550 -Anything else I can do for you? -Thank you. 243 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,853 Um, yeah. 244 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,790 Anything jump out at you about this burger? 245 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:52,559 -That it looks delicious. -(chuckles) 246 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,094 That's so cute, but no. 247 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,229 Here's a little burger 101 for you, guy. 248 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,132 If you put the fixings underneath the patty, 249 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,168 it cooks them, thereby ruining them. 250 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,436 -Get it? -Not really. 251 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,405 Uh, you want soggy lettuce? Is that what you want? 252 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,675 You want a tomato that goes down like jelly in your mouth? 253 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,576 You want, you want to swallow toma-- 254 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,178 You like tomato jelly in your mouth, that's what you like? 255 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,246 So you want fresh lettuce. 256 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,581 No. You're not getting it, guy. 257 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,616 This is bigger than lettuce, okay? 258 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,418 The patty cooks the lettuce, 259 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,320 which sogs the bun, which compromises 260 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,824 the entire structural integrity of the burger. 261 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,493 Y-You basically handed me a bowl of wet meat. 262 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:29,029 And I can't, for the life of me, 263 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,530 remember looking through the menu 264 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,000 and ordering a bowl of meat. 265 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,502 I will get you a new burger. 266 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:37,370 Yeah. Okay. Good idea. 267 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:40,007 Toss in a new attitude while you're back there. 268 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,575 Michael. 269 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:49,149 -No unresolved issues at all, huh? -Get in the car. 270 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:52,652 -(man screams) -Sounds like they're having fun in there. 271 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:55,322 Well, someone is. 272 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,390 Oh, all right, great. Let's make moves. 273 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,026 No, we can't leave. I have to talk to the warden 274 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,561 -and get Dad a new cell. -Are you nuts? 275 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,396 If word gets back that your dad's talking to the warden, 276 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,298 they're gonna turn him into a pommel horse. 277 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,667 I am not leaving until I know my dad is safe. 278 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,636 I don't care if I have to get thrown in there. 279 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,404 Okay, you're not getting thrown in anywhere, all right? 280 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:15,876 There's a way these things work and I'll help you. 281 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,144 What am I gonna do with this kid? 282 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,079 It's maximum security. 283 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,482 He literally couldn't be more secure. 284 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,517 Hey, buddy. I'm gonna go help your brother with something. 285 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:25,886 You okay to sit tight? 286 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,555 All right. 287 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,825 Follow my lead. 288 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,261 (locks buzzes, latch clicks) 289 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,671 (groaning): Oh, please, Dom. I'll fix it. I swear. 290 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,506 -Uh, too late for that. -(man groans) 291 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,375 -You already had your chance. -BEN: Hi. 292 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,946 Yo. 293 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,749 Am I tripping, or is that a kid? 294 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,851 Damn. Where'd you come from, little man? 295 00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,052 I'm from Greenwich. 296 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,454 Greenwich? (laughs) 297 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,094 Come over here. 298 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,498 (groans) 299 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,501 Take a good look at this dude right here. 300 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,638 You think he can be trusted? 301 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,474 Hmm. 302 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,643 (whimpers) 303 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,950 Hmm... 304 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,218 I like him. 305 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,086 -(cries) -You like him? 306 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,387 Hey, fool. This little boy 307 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,722 just saved your life. 308 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,057 Thank him. 309 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,559 Thank you, little boy. 310 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,395 -You're welcome. -(man panting) 311 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,464 Don't go far, bitch. 312 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,336 What's that? 313 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,838 Just putting on some fresh ink. 314 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,907 I love arts and crafts. 315 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,176 What's Brass City? 316 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,945 That's my hood, little man. 317 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,413 'Cause we don't know where you're going. 318 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,482 All you got is where you're from. 319 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,351 Does it hurt? 320 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,652 Only if you're a punk. 321 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,654 Got any games here? 322 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,089 Oh, yeah. 323 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,659 (chuckling): We got games. 324 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,694 (door closes) 325 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,630 Back already? 326 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,835 (laughs) Yeah. I-I just-- I couldn't help notice 327 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,504 that I was sort of left out of the apology earlier, 328 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,107 so in the spirit of closure and forgiveness, 329 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,775 it would really help me turn the page 330 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,978 if I could just... just grab one real quick, 331 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,880 and then we'll go. 332 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,984 What am I apologizing to you for? 333 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,952 Uh, maybe for starters, 334 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,988 dumping your entire family on me? 335 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,323 Oh. Uh, well, the way I see it, 336 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,458 is your life had no meaning, 337 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,527 and now you get to live mine. 338 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,563 So, if anything, um... you're welcome. 339 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,800 Hey, that's apology-adjacent. 340 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,904 I'm just looking for a little gratitude here, 341 00:13:56,937 --> 00:14:00,707 because I'm doing a lot for no money, so... 342 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,675 (sighs) It is always the money with you. 343 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,744 Didn't I just give you a million dollars? 344 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,747 And then your pyromaniac son burned it down in a house fire. 345 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,849 Have some accountability, Mickey. You don't hear me 346 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,352 still complaining about that time you stole my identity. 347 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,853 I borrowed your identity. 348 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,255 They're not gonna let you rent a jet ski 349 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,856 without a credit card. 350 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,725 Did you need to ram it into the side of a yacht? 351 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,827 I'm sorry, I was drunk. 352 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,395 Thanks to you I have a record in Rhode Island. 353 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,763 Is that why you never came back to visit? 354 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,066 We have been over this a million times, Mickey. 355 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,435 I had dreams and I owed it to myself 356 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,603 -to follow them. -You became a stripper. 357 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,106 -Wait, what? -I was a waitress. -A waitress who wore nothing 358 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,242 but a thong and heels. -Is that true? 359 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,110 -You slept with my boyfriend. -That's because you slept 360 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,512 -with Nick. -Oh, like you didn't do the same thing with Derek. 361 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,348 Damn, you guys tore through a lot of dudes. 362 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,184 -You chopped off my hair -Yeah, as a joke. 363 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,585 Okay. You know what? Why don't you guys 364 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,088 just call it even, okay? 365 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,558 You wanted to get away from Dad so badly 366 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,226 that you abandoned me. 367 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,795 I wanted to get away from you! 368 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,138 If this place wasn't crawling with guards, 369 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,941 I would leap across this table and rip you in half. 370 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:11,979 Well, why don't we go somewhere where we can be alone then? 371 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,114 KEV: No more bets. 372 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,815 First one to the line wins. 373 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,284 And... go! 374 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,751 MAN: Come on! Come on! 375 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:22,089 (overlapping, indistinct shouting) 376 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,425 -(overlapping shouting) -Go! Go! Go! 377 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,660 -Yeah! -Yeah! 378 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,896 Little man gets the win! 379 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,298 -Yeah! -There we go. 380 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,466 Nice haul, kid. You're a natural. 381 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,934 Thanks. I hope my dad has 382 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,836 as much fun in here as you guys. 383 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,672 -Who's your daddy? -Chris Pemberton. 384 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:43,876 Yo, that's Ziggy's boy. 385 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,748 -You guys know him? -Oh, we do now. 386 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,018 You guys can keep these, by the way. 387 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,987 I'm not allowed near fire since I burned down my house. 388 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,657 (loud laughter) 389 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,492 -Oh! Ho, ho, ho. -Yay! 390 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,529 This is a very delicate dance, 391 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:06,333 and a good chance for you to learn something, so sit back. 392 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:13,306 (belching) 393 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,175 Completely lost my train of thought. 394 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,876 I can smell it through the glass. 395 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,379 What do you guys want? 396 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:23,716 Uh, we're associates of your cellmate, Christopher. 397 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,354 Oh. You mean Debra? 398 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,156 Come on, man. 399 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,690 I know there's got to be something 400 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,325 we can do for you on the outside. 401 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,194 Some loose ends that need tying up? 402 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,163 No, thanks. 403 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,997 You son of a bitch, you listen 404 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,899 to me and you listen good. This is obviously 405 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,834 a money play, so quit wasting my time. 406 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:46,639 What's it gonna be? Ten? 20? 30? 407 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,141 Stop me when I hit your number. 408 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,643 I don't really care about money. 409 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,213 I'm locked in here for the rest of my life. 410 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,315 Nothing more than an animal in a cage. 411 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,484 Like a reptile in the zoo. 412 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:01,821 Now, if you'll excuse me... 413 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,424 I'm gonna go play with my favorite toy. 414 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,066 -Are you guys serious? You're way too old for this. -Butt out, 415 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,768 -Sabrina. -Yeah, sweetie. Mama's gonna destroy your aunt. 416 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,271 I hope they have a good plastic surgeon in here 'cause 417 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,107 -you're probably gonna need a new nose j... Whoa! -Oh. 418 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,908 See, one of the few good things about this place 419 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,276 is the free workout classes. 420 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,777 Cardio kickboxing five days a week. 421 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,347 -Oh, yeah? How's their optometrist? -What? 422 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,549 Oh! My eyes! 423 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,352 (grunting) 424 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,921 -Hey. -(Mickey grunts) 425 00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,124 -(fence rattles) -Hey. Oh! 426 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,958 (both grunting) 427 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,295 (gasps) 428 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,864 -You should eat your veggies... -No. 429 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,067 ...so you can grow up big and strong! 430 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,137 (Mickey grunts) 431 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,205 (Mickey yelling) 432 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,141 -(Poodle groaning) -Oh! Oh! 433 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,042 -Aah! -Submit. 434 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,245 -Never! -I swear to God, Mickey, I will break your finger. 435 00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,646 Oh, please. You don't have... 436 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,048 -(bone crunching, yelling) -Oh. Sorry. 437 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,050 Oh. I warned you. 438 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,886 -(Mickey groans) -(bone clicking) -Oh. 439 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,422 Oh, now I'm just gonna have to break something of yours. 440 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,324 -Don't know when to quit, do you? -(yelling) 441 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,925 (Poodle groaning) 442 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,327 Oh, God. Put down! 443 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,163 Ugh. Hey. 444 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,599 -We're on the same team. No. -Ugh! You selfish bitch! 445 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,934 -Today was supposed to be about me... -(shrieking) 446 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,138 ...and my closure, not you and your petty crap 447 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,106 -from 50 years ago! -Take it easy. Take it easy. 448 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,641 (Sabrina yells loudly) 449 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,177 You withered old monsters! 450 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,179 No. Aah! 451 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,452 -Listen, I just want you guys to know that, uh... -Save it. 452 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,920 Me, too. 453 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,989 Same here. 454 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,958 Oh, though I got to say, that was pretty therapeutic. 455 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,794 Visiting time's over. 456 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,197 Uh, wait. 457 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,999 Hey. Sorry about your finger. 458 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,535 Don't sweat it. I got a ton of 'em. 459 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,170 And I'll talk to the lawyers, 460 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,806 make sure that you have all the money that you need. 461 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,309 =Thank you. -GUARD: Let's go. 462 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,378 Bye, Mom. 463 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,214 Bye, sweetie. 464 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,484 -I'm gonna miss you guys. -You remember what I told you? 465 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,953 Always keep your head down and your chin up. 466 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,356 My man. 467 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,692 (sighs) Stay up, little man. 468 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:25,465 (sighs) 469 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,966 Say hi to my dad if you see him. 470 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,835 You gonna stop setting fires? 471 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,136 I promise. 472 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,338 Good boy. 473 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,644 -What's this? -So you have something to play with. 474 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,546 Thanks, little man. 475 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,714 (sighs) 476 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,150 I know just where I'm gonna put it. 477 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,487 (clicks his tongue) Yeah. 478 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,822 Dad's not gonna make it, is he? 479 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,558 Oh, I don't know. 480 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,160 You'd be amazed at what the human spirit can endure. 481 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,596 (Jimmy sucks air through his teeth) 482 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:06,239 Hey, honey, I'm home. 483 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,276 You fellas need something? 484 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,278 -(blow landing, squishing) -(groaning) 485 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:14,781 (groans) 486 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,216 DOMINIC: And that's for the little man. 487 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,088 (Christopher whimpers) 488 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,791 MICKEY: I've never seen her move like that in her life. 489 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,960 -(laughter) -No, no, no. I want more details. 490 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,796 Was it open hand, closed fist? 491 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,264 -It was a fair amount of both. -Ah. 492 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,932 This one blasted Poodle with a tree. 493 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,802 -Yeah. -No. Man, I wish I had been there. 494 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,570 -Yeah, you would've liked it. -ALBA: Yeah. 495 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,572 Yeah, I wish we'd done it sooner. It was cathartic. 496 00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,808 -What do you say we visit your dad next weekend? -Nice. 497 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,210 No. Maybe, uh, hold off on that, 498 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,481 'cause, uh, Christopher is still... adjusting. 499 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,717 Yeah, to being a lizard man's plaything. 500 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,252 (phone buzzes) 501 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,556 -Hello? -CHRISTOPHER: Chip, it's me. 502 00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,059 -Daddy? -Oh, listen, I only have a minute, but I... I wanted you 503 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,161 to know that things have gotten a lot better for me here 504 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:04,831 -since you left. -Really? Dad, that's great news. 505 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,266 It is, and-and I'll tell you all about it later, 506 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,969 but I got to run, um, but I'll call soon. 507 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:13,440 And I hope that you'll always know that 508 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,409 I will love you like a son. Good-bye, Chip. 509 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,011 Like a son? 510 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,630 Ha. You can burn that off. No problem. 511 00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,667 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 512 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:43,670 CHIP: Where are your teeth? 513 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,276 Hope you enjoyed kickin' it with The Mick. 514 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,545 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 515 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,385 * Hey-ay-ay * 516 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:01,287 * Hey-ay-ay * 517 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,322 WOMAN: This is our story. 518 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,625 * Can't stop me now * 519 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,694 * Can't stop me now * 520 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,729 * I'm just doing what I do * 521 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,230 * Won't stop doing what I do * 522 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,799 * Can't stop me now * 523 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,802 -* Can't stop me now * -* Can't stop me now * 524 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,070 -* Cannot beat me * -* Can't stop me now * 525 00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:19,706 * I'm just doin' what I do * 526 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,008 * Won't stop doin' what I do *