1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:03,037 She's coming in hot. She's The Mick. 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:05,173 -Yaah! -I just built that. 3 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,407 It didn't take. 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,476 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,511 And check out our other Fox programs-- Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 6 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,380 The Last Man on Earth and Ghosted. 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,548 I don't really know how to do any of this stuff. 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,716 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:24,392 POODLE: Thank you all for coming. 10 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,161 Your father and I have some big news 11 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,996 that we thought you should hear in person. 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,998 Right, yeah. Can we just take a second 13 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,366 and discuss Christopher's teeth? 14 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,601 Oh, you noticed those. 15 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,436 Courtesy of the great state of Connecticut. 16 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:36,904 They're really nice, Dad. 17 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,372 Uh-huh. 18 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,873 -Let's get back on track. -Yes. 19 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,943 Um, Christopher, would you like to start? 20 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:44,778 No, you go ahead. 21 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,514 I really think you should tell them. 22 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,182 Wait, are you guys having another baby? 23 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,351 Oh. Ew. No. No, just... 24 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,752 We're getting a divorce. 25 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,454 -What?! -Okay. -Why? 26 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:55,956 Ugh. Well, I mean, not that you'd ever understand this, 27 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,225 but marriage is very difficult. 28 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,792 No, I mean why now? 29 00:00:58,826 --> 00:01:01,195 You live in separate prisons. Seems like a lot of paperwork. 30 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,531 Mm, but we're a family. You're just gonna throw this all away? 31 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:06,434 Well, I'm afraid there's more news. 32 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,402 Is it bad? I can't handle more bad. 33 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:09,437 It's about you, Chip. 34 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:11,439 Oh, God. I don't feel so good. 35 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:12,740 Poodle, floor is yours. 36 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,542 Really? I have to give both pieces of news? 37 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,910 Well, considering the circumstances, 38 00:01:16,944 --> 00:01:18,212 I think you should take this one. 39 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,813 Just frickin' lay it on me! 40 00:01:19,847 --> 00:01:21,382 (sighs) Fine. 41 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,751 Chip, um, we just thought 42 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:27,588 that you should know that your father... 43 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,557 is not your father. 44 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,493 What? Who's his real dad? 45 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,229 Some scumbag dick named Howard Buckley. 46 00:01:35,263 --> 00:01:36,597 All right, look, the point is 47 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:37,765 this doesn't change anything, sweetie. 48 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:38,832 SABRINA: Are you serious? 49 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,301 -Kind of changes everything. -Okay. 50 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,903 Can we all just show a little sensitivity here, please? 51 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,738 Poor kid just found out he's a bastard. 52 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,140 How you doing, Chip? You okay? 53 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,575 Ch-Chip? 54 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,411 Hello? 55 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,313 (all gasp) 56 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:55,149 Are you happy? 57 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:57,818 -Damn. That is heavy. -Mm-hmm. -Yeah, poor kid. 58 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,254 It was more bad news than his little tiny brain could handle. 59 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:01,555 Mm-mm-mm-mm. 60 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:11,098 Hey, pal. How you holding up? 61 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,435 Just filling my bastard glass with some bastard juice. 62 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,937 You know, maybe you should reach out to this Howard Buckley guy. 63 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,640 No way. I'm not talking to that home-wrecker. 64 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,475 Chip, when I was a little girl, 65 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,477 I told my father that I hated him 66 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:25,313 because he would not buy me a mango pop. 67 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:29,283 And the next day, he was murdered. By a bus. 68 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,618 CHIP: Alba, what does this story 69 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,186 have to do with me in any way? 70 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,821 My dad didn't die. 71 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:34,955 I have an extra dad. 72 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,624 If anything, I have the opposite problem. 73 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,492 Now if you'll excuse me, 74 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,328 I'll be in my bastard room doing bastard things. 75 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,796 -Yeah. -Mm. 76 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,365 Messy. 77 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,234 Your parents really let their screwed up relationship 78 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,901 bone the whole family, huh? 79 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:49,337 W-Well, yeah, but I mean, 80 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,872 -you're not exactly an expert on healthy relationships. -Hey. 81 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:54,242 -What's that supposed to mean? -Oh, come on, you and Jimmy 82 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,743 are the most dysfunctional couple I've ever seen. 83 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:57,478 You fight constantly, you're never affectionate. 84 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,413 You burned his ass off. 85 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,815 Yeah, those are, uh, th-those are ups and downs. 86 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,251 Every relationship has them, but... 87 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,885 You won't even call him your boyfriend. 88 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,186 He's not my boyfriend, that's why. 89 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,588 He's my, he's my guy. Uh, look. 90 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,089 I don't want to explain it to you. 91 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:10,691 I don't need to explain it to you. 92 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,726 Because Jimmy and I understand each other, and we're fine. 93 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,761 Well, hon, it's been a while 94 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:14,862 since you two have been intimate. 95 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:15,863 Damn it, Alba! 96 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,898 You got to stop spying on us, okay. 97 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,033 I am not. 98 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,569 You guys mind your business, all right. 99 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,404 Jimmy and I are not the ones dragging everybody 100 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:24,838 through their messy divorce. 101 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,040 What's divorce? 102 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:31,412 Uh... Mick, you want to take this one? 103 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:35,883 Damn it. 104 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:44,458 Chip. W-What are you doing? 105 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:46,226 Nothing much. 106 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,762 -Just burning some lies. -Wha...? 107 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,598 You're burning your baseball glove? 108 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:53,601 I used to play catch with my dad all the time, but... 109 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:56,804 since I no longer have a dad, there's no point. 110 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:59,573 Ah... 111 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:02,142 Okay, oh. You need to see this. 112 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,812 I googled your real father and it turns out 113 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,046 he's a pretty decent guy. 114 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,748 You know, h-he's a widower, 115 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,383 and he just finished fourth in a 10k 116 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,419 to raise awareness for lymphoma. 117 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,987 I think you should know him. 118 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,256 You know, when my father was on his deathbed, 119 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,559 it took all the strength he had 120 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:22,296 to open his eyes, and-and he looked up at me, 121 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:25,333 -and he said, "I'm... -Damn! My dad's rich as balls! 122 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,967 He owns an outdoor recreation company, 123 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,502 and he's worth half a billy? 124 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,937 I'm back, baby! 125 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,239 Their headquarters are in Stamford; it's ten minutes away. 126 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,174 Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to take a look at the guy. 127 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,576 Okay. Let's go. I will drive. 128 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,245 -Okay. -Yeah. 129 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,781 -(woman moaning) -Hey, Jimmy, listen, we need to talk... 130 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,916 (grunts) 131 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,352 What you doing? 132 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,854 Nothing. You know, I was just reading the news. 133 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,322 -Oh, you're reading the news... -Uh-huh. 134 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,923 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. -Yeah. 135 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:52,025 What's going on in the news? 136 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,127 Well, uh, you know, I don't know, for starters: 137 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,163 -the whole world's going to hell. -Oh, yeah. 138 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:57,398 -You know, so there's that. -Yeah. 139 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,633 What? 140 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,369 Oh. 141 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:02,803 -(laughing) -Yeah. You think I was... 142 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,037 -Yeah... -Yeah, well, 143 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,439 that's funny that you think that. 144 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,375 -But I wasn't. -Okay. Um... can I borrow your computer? 145 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:08,876 'Cause I got to check my e-mail. 146 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,644 No, I, see, I know what you're doing, okay? 147 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,045 Come on. 148 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,448 And just so you know, I don't use a computer to do that, so... 149 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,616 Right. Right. 150 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,117 Why would I use a computer when I can just 151 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,219 -think about you? -Oh, my God. 152 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,688 -No, that's true. I do. -Eh. 153 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,656 I think about you, all right? I do. Okay? 154 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:24,124 Look, I'm not gonna lie to you. 155 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,659 Maybe sometimes there are other people there. 156 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,695 -Mm. -Well, I'm just saying, you know, 157 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:30,831 make my mind... it's like this gym. 158 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,401 -Eh, um, sorry, a gym? -Yeah. 159 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,035 And you're there. You're-you're running 160 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,670 around the track on the outside. 161 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,138 I mean, sure, yeah, there are other people there. 162 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,673 And they're-they're using the machines, 163 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,542 and maybe I check them out for a sec, you know? 164 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,544 Hmm, see what kind of exercises they're doing. 165 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:47,014 But sure enough, you always come running back around. 166 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,316 And then I'm looking at you. 167 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,518 And I'm in the middle. 168 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,620 Tugging on it? 169 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,756 No. I, uh, what-- you're putting... 170 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,725 -What're you doing, all right? -Yeah. 171 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,259 'Cause you're coming in here like the NSA! 172 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:00,761 You're demanding my hard drive! 173 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:02,195 And now, you're sticking things in my mouth. 174 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:03,363 Why are you yelling at me? 175 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:04,765 Because I don't want you in here! 176 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,166 I didn't come in here to fight with you. 177 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,436 I actually came in 'cause I wanted to talk about us, 178 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,103 but I've-- yeah, th-the mood has passed, 179 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,772 and I don't anymore, all right. 180 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,307 Enjoy... your, uh, the news. 181 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,281 (indistinct chatter) 182 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,455 Daddy? 183 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:30,390 Excuse me? Can I help you? 184 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:31,959 Uh, no. 185 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,027 (men chuckling) 186 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:37,130 Just, uh, got to use the restroom. 187 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,135 (chuckles nervously) 188 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:44,071 That's a pretty big fish. 189 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:45,405 Excuse me? 190 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,908 The picture of you out front. So cool. 191 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,478 Oh, the marlin. Right. 192 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,481 You an intern or something? 193 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:56,116 Uh, yeah, uh, I-I'm an intern. 194 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,452 I'm here working for free, so... 195 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,654 What are you, like, 14? 196 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,890 Uh, I'm exactly 14. 197 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,758 What are you, a frickin' psychic? 198 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,460 I got a daughter your age. 199 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,962 Wish someone could instill that work ethic in her. 200 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:12,566 Well, I'm big into ethics. 201 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,569 At school, they call me "Kid Ethics." 202 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,605 -Right. Well, I'm done draining. See you around. -Uh-huh. 203 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,409 (chuckles) Didn't even wash his hands. 204 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,944 Such a badass. 205 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,480 So Mom and Dad still love us, 206 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:28,181 they just don't want to be married anymore? 207 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,683 Yeah, you got it. Nice job, bud. 208 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,351 Hey, uh, have you guys seen Mickey? 209 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,686 I need to talk to her. 210 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,254 Are you getting a divorce? 211 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,455 What? No. 212 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:36,990 Why would you ask me that? 213 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,091 Because I heard you fighting 214 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,527 and Sabrina said if you fight too much, 215 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,994 you're gonna get divorced. 216 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,696 You know what, Ben? With all due respect, 217 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,665 what Mickey and I have works for us, 218 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,667 and we don't need to explain ourselves to you, 219 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,835 or any other little kid. 220 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,202 Why are you fighting? 221 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,971 Because your aunt just walked in on me 222 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,940 in the middle of r-reading the news. 223 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,474 She caught you masturbating? 224 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:55,776 -Gross. -No. 225 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,345 What's that? 226 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,814 -Have fun with that one. -No, I don't want to. 227 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,616 Please tell me. I have to know. 228 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,518 What are the rules? Who's the master? 229 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,953 Can I be the master? 230 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,688 Teach me everything. 231 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,858 -(man moaning) -Mick, I'm sorry I... 232 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:12,225 -(buzzing stops) -Oh. 233 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:15,395 What the hell is going on? 234 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,164 -I'm masturbating. -And don't you dare 235 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,899 tell me that you were reading the news, 236 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,834 because we both know that's not true. 237 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,302 No, I just told you, I'm masturbating. 238 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,705 Aha! So you admit it? 239 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,339 Yes, I've admitted it multiple times, 240 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,375 and I was actually kind of ramping up to something, 241 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:30,310 so if we could circle back to this in a couple minutes... 242 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,812 I don't know who you are anymore, Mick. 243 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,647 You're being so weird about all of this. 244 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,982 It's not a big deal. 245 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,584 It's betrayal, is what it is. 246 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:39,352 I just walked in on you doing the exact same thing. 247 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,488 First, you didn't grow up like I did. 248 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,156 And guys do it because they're different. 249 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,358 -How? -I'm a man, and I need it. 250 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,194 You're a hypocrite, is what you are. 251 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:48,896 At least I'm not a cheater. 252 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:51,431 -(buzzing) -What's that? 253 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:54,668 Sorry, it's just really hard to hear you. 254 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,870 (buzzing continues) 255 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,305 -Shut the door. -(door closes) 256 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,745 That is not fair. You promised! 257 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,680 You're 14 years old. 258 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:09,216 -You're not going to a concert alone. -Okay, that makes sense. 259 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,852 I get punished because Lindsay got food poisoning? 260 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,955 God, you are such a spineless dick! 261 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:19,026 Urinal kid? What are you doing here? 262 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,629 -So sorry. Wrong office. I-I got to... -Wait. 263 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:22,796 Come here. 264 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,468 What are you up to tonight? 265 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,871 (chuckles) Me? Nothing. 266 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,472 I-I mean, like, I'm super busy. 267 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,407 I got a ton of stuff, but it can all move. 268 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,143 You want to take my daughter to a concert? 269 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,779 She's much nicer than that, I promise. 270 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,580 What do you say? My treat. 271 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,549 I don't know. I don't think that's such a good idea. 272 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,984 -R-Really. -Come on. You'd be doing me 273 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,019 a really big favor, son. 274 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:49,389 ALBA: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 275 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,558 Let me try to understand this. 276 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,828 So, instead of telling your dad that you are his son, 277 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,497 you asked your sister out on a date? 278 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,000 -Ugh. -No. He asked me. 279 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,835 Chip, listen, I know you haven't had much luck 280 00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,837 with the ladies, but this is not the answer. 281 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,173 You're just jealous because my new sister's hotter than you. 282 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,407 Oh, you think I'm hot? 283 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,276 N... That's not what I said. 284 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:12,479 No, you said I'm hot, she's hotter, 285 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,282 -and we're both your sister, so... -Mm. 286 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,250 You Buckleys are pretty creepy, huh? 287 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,653 Shut up. At least we build companies and earn our money. 288 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,155 We don't inherit and steal like your jailbird dad. 289 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,423 Alba, let's go. 290 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,125 -Okay, let me just finish. -Alba! 291 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,126 I got to go! 292 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:28,095 Okay! Okay. Ugh. 293 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,798 Mmm. Ah. 294 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,332 (sniffs) Don't worry. 295 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,435 I will not let this night be tarnished by incest. 296 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,537 What's incest? 297 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,673 Okay. Ben? 298 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,374 How about this: tonight, 299 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:42,876 I'll answer all the questions you've got. 300 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,212 After that, never again. Deal? 301 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,480 Deal. Now, tell me all about incest. 302 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,982 Is it about bugs? 303 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,550 I wish, buddy. 304 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,785 (knocking on door) 305 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:52,953 JIMMY: What? 306 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,521 It's me. Can I come in? 307 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,889 Fine. 308 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,358 I'm opening the door, slowly. 309 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,399 Hey. 310 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,070 What's going on with us? 311 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,072 I don't know, man. 312 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,807 We've been in this rut for a while, 313 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:16,543 and then Sabrina and Alba start chirping in my ear. 314 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,712 Yeah, little Ben really spun me out, too. 315 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,480 -Did he? -Yeah. 316 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,315 You know what, who cares? Why are we listening to them? 317 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,717 -I don't know. -They don't get us. 318 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,886 No, they don't. Because what we have is different. 319 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,687 That's what I keep saying. It's different. 320 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:28,856 Yeah, it is. 321 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,490 -Yeah. -Yeah. 322 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,525 Yeah. 323 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,530 Look, I can never unburn your ass. 324 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,732 I know that. 325 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,233 What do you say we start over? 326 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,837 Okay. 327 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,672 -Yeah? -Yeah. 328 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,707 I'm Jimmy. 329 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,844 And if you're not doing anything later, I'd like to take you out. 330 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,712 I would like that. 331 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:55,082 What's... what's that? 332 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,516 It was a... 333 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,918 Yeah, it's like a weird, old-timey... thing. 334 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,186 -You... -I don't like it. 335 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,587 -Bad move. -Yeah. It's okay. 336 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,721 -Okay. -Okay. 337 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,295 (laughs softly) 338 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,265 -Stuff on the walls. -Man, when was the last time you 339 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,867 had a patty mel... What's up? 340 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,736 What-- no, sorry. Um, what? 341 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,638 No, you were talking about walls? 342 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,208 Yeah, well, they got just an old hockey stick over there. 343 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,543 Looks like it's seen a lot of games. 344 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,245 -Yeah. I see it. -Yeah. 345 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,880 -Neat. -Right? 346 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,816 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 347 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,617 -So, uh, what's going on? -Hmm? 348 00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:32,585 -What's new? -Mm... 349 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,055 Um, ooh! There was something I was gonna remember to tell you. 350 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,890 -Yeah? Like a dream you had? -Oh, no, it wasn't a dream. 351 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,826 -Oh, like, a YouTube video? -No. 352 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,160 -A show? You guys watching shows? -It's actually... 353 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,728 Thank you. It's not helpful when you talk, though. 354 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,930 -Okay. -Because-- no, just with the-- 355 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,431 -it's hard for me to think of it. -Right. 356 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,266 I can't remember. 357 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,803 -Well, they have a deep fryer... -Oh, they got croquet mallets. 358 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,172 -It's-- oh, another wall thing to look at? -Yeah. 359 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,573 -What's going on? -I don't know. 360 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,608 -This is weird, right? Why are we so off? -Yeah. 361 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,745 Maybe we should get some drinks. 362 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,447 -Of course we need drinks. -Yeah. 363 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,349 -What are we doing without drinks? -I don't know. 364 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,917 Hey, can we get a couple beers over here, please? 365 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,118 -Yeah, a couple shots, too. -Yeah, 366 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,486 and I'll take the wine list. 367 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,188 -Yeah, ooh. -Yeah, right? 368 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,759 (doorbell rings) 369 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,262 Urinal kid, come on in. 370 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,164 Good to see you. Kelly will be right down. 371 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,598 Ah, tell her to take her time. 372 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,267 Happy to hang here with you. 373 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,970 Name's Chip, by the way, not "urinal kid." 374 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,972 Chip. Might want to change that 375 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,207 to a man's name when puberty hits. 376 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,609 Oh, yeah, totally. Hate my name, always have. 377 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,278 Even before just now. 378 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,313 I'm just messing with you. It's a fine name. 379 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,148 Ah! I'm just messing with you, back. 380 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,284 -What a fun exchange. -Come on, let's go. 381 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,019 -Uh, you sure? No rush. -(door opens) 382 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,521 I'm happy to keep talking to Dad-- y-your dad. 383 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,722 You guys have fun. 384 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,057 Back by midnight, okay? 385 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,358 I'm serious. 386 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,496 So, uh, who's playing tonight? 387 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:50,830 I frickin' love music. 388 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,365 Oh, no, we're not going to the concert. 389 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:55,202 This guy I like has a house to himself, and he invited me over. 390 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,337 So you can just drop me there or whatever. 391 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,806 -But, I-I promised your dad... -I don't care. 392 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,474 And if you say anything to my dad, 393 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,076 I will tell him you whipped it out. 394 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,345 Whoa, whoa! What? No, calm down. 395 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,347 Nobody's whipping anything out. 396 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,582 Driver, we need to change our drop-off. 397 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,518 Uh, yeah, but, sir, 398 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,921 uh, shouldn't you stick to the original plan for the evening? 399 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,989 Wait, w-why is our Uber driver talking to us? 400 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,191 (scoffs) Yeah, butt out, lady, 401 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,060 or I'll hit you with a frickin' one star. 402 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,563 -(chuckles softly) -Huh. 403 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,433 -(burps) -(laughs) 404 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,102 -MICKEY: You did not see the Beatles in concert. -I did. 405 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,737 -It was a secret show. -So stupid. 406 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:33,240 Oh, what-- hey, can we get another round, please? 407 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,543 Why don't you just focus on this round for now? 408 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:37,945 -(scoffs) Oh, yeah? -Oh... 409 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,379 I smell a challenge. 410 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:40,914 -Is that what it was? -(burps): Yeah. 411 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,349 Oh, guess what? 412 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,816 Challenge accepted. 413 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,621 (gags, coughing) 414 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,190 BARTENDER: All right, that's it. 415 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,691 -Time to close out. -(Mickey retching) 416 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,792 Why? 417 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,461 What? Why? 418 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,462 You just puked in your glass. 419 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,964 No, I didn't. 420 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,632 (slurring): I was just taking a break from finishing it. 421 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,867 I watched you. 422 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,470 Oh, I don't think I like your tone. 423 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,706 If the lady says she didn't vomit, she didn't vomit. 424 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,308 I'm just telling you what I saw. 425 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,143 Yeah, well, maybe you need to get your eyes checked, 426 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:14,081 because what I see is a nice, crisp beer. 427 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,415 -Dude, don't. -MICKEY: Jimmy, I really wouldn't. 428 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,151 Why? If I'm thirsty, why wouldn't I drink a beer? 429 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,619 I would... (gags) 430 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,557 (exhales) 431 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,126 That's good. 432 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,961 It was a little hoppy, but I think somebody 433 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,796 owes the lady an apology. 434 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,300 BARTENDER: Ugh... 435 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,002 Whoa, whoa, hey, uh, whoa. 436 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,903 You come back again, and I'm calling the cops. 437 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,106 -Oh, ooh. -Would we want to come back? 438 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,641 -(laughs) Your bar smells like puke. -(door closes) 439 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,643 (both chuckle) 440 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,980 -He doesn't get us. -Nobody gets us. 441 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,515 Thanks for that, by the way. 442 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,984 -Oh, you like that, do you? -No, it was gross. 443 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,820 I don't like it. I don't want-- ever want you to do it again. 444 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,288 But for a second there, you know, 445 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,956 when you were dressing that guy down? 446 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:58,091 I like that. 447 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,692 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 448 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,295 Well, what do you say we head back to the house and... 449 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,431 read the news? 450 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,133 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 451 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,168 Why do we need a house? 452 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,509 CHIP: It's almost midnight. 453 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,145 What the frick is going on in there? 454 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,647 Aw, Chip, come on, buddy. 455 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,682 CHIP: I'm gonna go scope it out. 456 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:35,462 JORDAN: Hey, Jenna, what's up, babe? 457 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,530 No, I'm not busy. 458 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,732 Cool, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just give me a few minutes to, 459 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,701 -uh, take out the trash. -(Chip mouths) 460 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,736 See you soon, gorgeous. 461 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,146 -Hey, what took you so long? -Ah... 462 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,348 That was my mom. She's gonna be home pretty soon. 463 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,716 Oh. Okay. (clicks tongue) 464 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,218 -I'll call a car. -No, no, no. 465 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:00,019 I-I didn't mean... We can still, you know. 466 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,421 We just got to be quick. 467 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,755 Oh, okay. 468 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,092 Liar! He is a liar. 469 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,326 -He's a... -Who the hell are you? 470 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,927 What the hell are you doing in here? 471 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,196 That wasn't his mom on the phone. 472 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,897 It was Jenna. She's on her way now. 473 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,400 You're kicking me out for Jenna? 474 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,068 Ah, God. 475 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,070 Whatever. It's not like we're dating, anyways. 476 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:19,005 You said you liked me, you ass. 477 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,741 All right, if you're gonna be a bitch, 478 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,243 then you should just go. 479 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,212 Whoa. You want to disrespect me? Fine. 480 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,546 But you will not disrespect her, 481 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,947 and you will certainly not disrespect 482 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,982 Howard frickin' Buckley! 483 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,020 (crying): He didn't have to disrespect me like that. 484 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,123 Oh, forget that jerk. 485 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:40,593 Um, thank you for, uh, having my back. 486 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,262 You're sweet. (chuckles) 487 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,030 Yeah, I'll always have your back. 488 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,898 No matter what. 489 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,300 You shouldn't be wasting your time 490 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,701 on a creep like that anyways. 491 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,071 I mean, you're... you're pretty, 492 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:55,007 you're smart, super frickin' chill... 493 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,779 No, no, no. It's... 494 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,414 We can't. I-It's not... 495 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,049 it's not... it's not you. 496 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,551 -I just... I want... -Okay, okay. Hey, Chip. Chip. 497 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,652 Relax. 498 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,953 It'll be worth it. 499 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,321 I promise. 500 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,925 What the hell. 501 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,930 -(horn honking repeatedly) -ALBA: Chip! No! 502 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,400 -No, we can't. It's not right. -Okay, okay. Wh-What's wrong? 503 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,502 I-I got to tell you something, something crazy. 504 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,937 All right. What is it? 505 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,641 (sighs) 14 years ago, 506 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,344 my mom had an affair with your dad. 507 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,282 I am the bastard love child of that affair. 508 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,584 What are you talking about? 509 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,952 Kelly, I'm your brother. 510 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,321 -What? -Look, I know 511 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,256 -it sounds crazy... Aah! -No! 512 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,458 No, I... I don't know what you're talking about, 513 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,827 b-but you're psycho, and just stay away from me, weirdo! 514 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,530 (low gasping) 515 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,632 -Ow! Ah, no, the pipes. -You all right? You okay? 516 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,100 You know what, how about this, how about this: 517 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,102 -you just put your head down, okay? -Okay. Ow! 518 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,204 -You okay? -Hold still. 519 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,271 -You hold still. -MICKEY: Ow! 520 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,273 -JIMMY: Whoa! -Hey! 521 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,642 -What's going on? -Hey, mind your own business, pal. 522 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:03,976 Hey, get off of her! 523 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,379 -Yeah, you like assaulting women? -No, no, no. No! 524 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,781 -(grunts) -MICKEY: Oh! Oh! 525 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,283 Aah! Oh! 526 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,519 -Yeah, man! We got you. -Guys, stop! No! Oh! 527 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,855 No, no, wait, wait, wait! It was consensual! 528 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,924 -MAN: Son of a bitch! -Oh! 529 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,564 (Chip grunting, wheezing) 530 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,299 ALBA: Chip! 531 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:30,069 At this point, no good can come from knowing this man! 532 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,372 -I'm sorry, I'm so sor... -(crying) -I can explain. 533 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,173 You whipped it out in front of my daughter? 534 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,042 -Whoa, what? No! -You're fired. 535 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,510 Well, I never... really worked there. 536 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,347 -I was just kind of saying that to meet you. -See? I told you. 537 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,915 -This kid is a freak! -Get the hell out of my house. 538 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,717 Pamela Pemberton. 539 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,086 -What? -14 years ago, you... 540 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,389 you slept with a woman named Pamela Pemberton. 541 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,392 -Poodle? -Th-That's my mom. 542 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,527 I'm... your son. 543 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,962 (exhales) 544 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,600 Stay the hell away from me and my family. 545 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,905 Alba, you blew it! 546 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,074 -So, what did we learn? -That brothers and sisters 547 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,710 shouldn't kiss, because it's icky and gross. 548 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,346 And their babies would have all sorts of health problems. 549 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,714 Where do babies come from? 550 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,082 Huh. Kind of feels like 551 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,950 we should've covered that earlier. 552 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,919 Where do babies live before they're babies? 553 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,788 How old's the oldest baby? 554 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,123 It's gonna be really fun to see how you turn out. 555 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,392 (chuckles) 556 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,261 -So he's your boyfriend? -He-- no, I, see, he... 557 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:29,596 It's complicated. 558 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,531 So what happened was consensual? 559 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,533 Yes. It was my idea. 560 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,369 Do you need a place to stay tonight? 561 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,406 -We can take you to a shelter. -I don't want to go to a shel... 562 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,774 I will have you know I live in a mansion, okay? 563 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,577 (stammers) It doesn't... Can you just please uncuff him? 564 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,045 Thank you. 565 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,581 (indistinct police radio transmission) 566 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,686 Be a little smarter next time. 567 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,858 (engine starts) 568 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,929 (siren chirps) 569 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,137 How did we get here? 570 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,972 Oh, I don't know. 571 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,074 I mean, I remember driving, but I don't know 572 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,976 -where I parked, so... -No. No, I mean, 573 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,678 I'm talking about our relationship. 574 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,647 It's just not healthy. 575 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,482 I know. 576 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,618 You know, we keep saying that... 577 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,488 nobody gets us, but... 578 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,723 maybe we don't get us. 579 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,694 * 580 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,533 We had a good run, Mick. 581 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,003 Yeah, we did. 582 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,611 Like the Patriots in the early 2000s. 583 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:55,147 Can we just sit and... enjoy the silence for a little bit? 584 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:58,451 You got it, Mick. 585 00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:03,222 Captioning sponsored by 20TH CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 586 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,692 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 587 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,159 CHIP: Alba, you blew it! 588 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,299 Hope you enjoyed kickin' it with The Mick. 589 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,535 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 590 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,808 * Hey-ay-ay * 591 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,677 * Hey-ay-ay * 592 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,713 WOMAN: This is our story. 593 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,015 * Can't stop me now * 594 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,083 * Can't stop me now * 595 00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:33,152 * I'm just doing what I do * 596 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,654 * Won't stop doing what I do * 597 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,188 * Can't stop me now * 598 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:39,191 -* Can't stop me now * -* Can't stop me now * 599 00:22:39,225 --> 00:22:41,494 -* Cannot beat me * -* Can't stop me now * 600 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,095 * I'm just doin' what I do * 601 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:45,398 * Won't stop doin' what I do *