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She's coming in hot.
She's The Mick.

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-Yaah!
-I just built that.

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It didn't take.

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Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays.

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And check out our other Fox
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The Last Man on Earth and
Ghosted.

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I don't really know how
to do any of this stuff.

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Only on Fox.

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What are you still doing here?

10
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School started an hour ago.

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I skipped first period history.

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It bores me.

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Is that my jacket?

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Yeah. Spilled some nail polish,

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and then I was looking
through your clothes

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for a rag to clean it up.
There it was.

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Pretty cute.
I can't believe it was yours.

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Whatever. Keep it.

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Jacket's bad juju.

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Last time I wore that,

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I took some bad acid,
almost lost my mind.

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-I don't care.
-Blind Melon,

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Foxboro, '93.

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It just started
pouring down rain

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right when they were playing
"No Rain."

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I-I couldn't make sense of it.

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Mm. As much as I'd love to hear

28
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-your burnout loser origin
story... -No, no, no. Nope.

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-Uh, what are you doing? Ow!
-Spread 'em.

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-Come on, Mickey.
Are you serious? -Yeah.

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-Ow. -You've got that Yale
interview this afternoon,

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and I am going to make sure
that you will be there.

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-How do you know about that?
-I make it my business

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to know anything that gets you
out of my life faster.

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Hmm.

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Planning a little beach day,
are we?

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Looks to me like you're prepared
for anything but school.

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Yeah, well, it's senior year,
and I have straight As.

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Plus, I'm a legacy, okay?
Pembertons go to Yale.

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You're going to that interview.
Nothing is more important to me

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than shipping you off
to college,

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'cause as soon as you're gone,
this house is mine.

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What about Chip and Ben?

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Chip's a coward
I can easily steamroll,

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and Ben can be molded
in my image.

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Just got to cut
the head off that snake,

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and everything'll fall
into place.

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Have a good interview.

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*

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(inhales)

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-(phone ringing and buzzing)
-(grunts, coughs)

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Hey...

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Ah, ah.

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Hola, Dagoberto.

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How is the family?

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What? Where-where?

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Where-- in America?

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Well, uh-- well...

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No, yeah. Y-Yes, uh, of course
you can come visit me at my job

60
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where I am always working.

61
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Okay. See you soon. Yeah. Bye.

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(muttering)

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* All I can say

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* Is that my life
is pretty plain *

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* I like watching the puddles

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* Gather rain

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* And all I can do...

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And that's just
a real good song.

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(phone ringing)

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-Yeah.
-SABRINA (over phone): Mickey.

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I-I'm kind of stuck
in this closet at school,

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and I need your help;
I'm freaking out.

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Slow down, what's going on?

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-I took it.
-You took what?

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The acid.

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What? What are you
talking about?

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-What acid?
-From the tin in your jacket.

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We were studying Picasso in art,
I thought-- I thought

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it would be fun, but I think
I might be starting to lose it.

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Okay. Okay.

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We're just... we're just gonna
ride this out.

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You-You've been here before,
right?

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-No, never.
-What? Are you insane?

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That is some pretty high-octane
stuff for your first time.

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I know, but it's, like,
a hundred years old!

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-I mean, how strong could it be?
-I don't know, Sabrina.

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I don't think there are a lot
of studies on the potency of LSD

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marinating inside denim jackets
for two decades.

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All right, okay--
I-I'll be there in 20 minutes.

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Just, I'll meet you out front.

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Uh, no way.

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Mm-mm, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope.

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I'm not leaving, I can't do it
and I won't do it.

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Yes, you can and you will.
You just open the door

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-and you walk out.
-And then what?

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I walk through another door
and out another door

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and through another door,
without direction or purpose?

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All right,
just h-h-hold on tight.

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-I'll be there soon.
-Oh, God.

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(groaning)

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(doorbell rings)

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(exhales)

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Dagoberto! (laughs)

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-Alba!
-It is so good to see you.

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(speaks Spanish)
I missed you so much!

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-Oh, we miss you. But I can see
why you left. -Yeah.

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This is a beautiful palace
you live in.

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Oh, well, maybe at first glance,

109
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but it is more like
a beautiful prison.

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I spend my days scrubbing
the many floors and windows.

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It is a hard life.

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-Oh, maybe I can help you?
-Oh, no, no, no.

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No, no. I would not subject you
to my personal hell.

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-Don't be silly.
It's no trouble. -Dagoberto,

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-yeah, I am telling you...
-I can do anything...

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-You need to un...
-(door opens)

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Uh, M-Mr. Chip,

118
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you are home so early.

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Okay, whatever you're doing,
just stop.

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Who's this guy?

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-Wha...
-I am Dagoberto.

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-It is so nice to...
-Uh, yeah.

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(speaking Spanish)

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Okay.

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All right, what the hell
is going on here?

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Okay, he is my cousin
from Guatemala.

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I-If word ever got back
to my family

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of the life that I am living,
they would disown me.

129
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I mean, to come to America
and not work is very shameful.

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-It's also shameful in America.
-Well...

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Please, I-I just need you
to pretend

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that I am still the keeper
of this house.

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So you want me to treat you
like a maid?

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-Yeah.
-Yeah, I can do that.

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Oh, thank you, Chip.
Hey, why are you here, anyway?

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Shouldn't you be in school?

137
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Oh, I got sent home
because I was making fun

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of some kid in gym class.

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I was destroying him
with sick burns.

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I made him cry in front
of everyone, so...

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Yeah. Whatever you say.

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Put this in my room.

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What? Oh, you s...

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Come on, Sabrina,
you got to give me something.

145
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I can't look in every single
closet in the school.

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SABRINA:
There's a mop. I see a mop.

147
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And shelves, look for shelves.

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You're describing
the inside of a closet.

149
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-(woodwinds playing)
-Uh, I hear music.

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Music or dying birds?

151
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(teacher speaking indistinctly)

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-(hisses)
-(shouts)

153
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Sabrina, open the door.

154
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How do I know it's you?

155
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You just saw me.

156
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You don't know what I saw.

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Okay, Sabrina,

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if you get expelled,
I will lock you in a closet

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for the rest of your life.

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(wails)

161
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All right, that--
I-I-I'm just kidding.

162
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I won't do that.
Listen to me.

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Please open the door.

164
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No.

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Devin. Only Devin can come in.

166
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Who the hell is Devin?

167
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He took it with me.

168
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He understands.

169
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(sighs)
All right.

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What does Devin look like?

171
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Uh, he's-he's tall-ish.

172
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Eccentric but not pretentious.

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And... Oh, hi-his face.

174
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It-it can-can look
like a stranger's

175
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but then can also look
as familiar as your own.

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Right, right. Cool.

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Super helpful.

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Are you serious?

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How the hell
am I supposed to find...

180
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Devin.

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Hey, hey. You're Devin.
You're on acid.

182
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No, no, no. You're not
in trouble. Everything's good.

183
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I'm just trying to...

184
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No, wait, I just need
to talk to you for just...

185
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Whoa!

186
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Wow.

187
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Could've approached that better,
I see that.

188
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So, uh, when
is your vacation over?

189
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-Well, I was gonna tell you
over dinner. -Uh-huh.

190
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But I am here forever.

191
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What?

192
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You have inspired me.
I see how good you are doing,

193
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and I think maybe
I can do that, too.

194
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Oh, Dag, you cannot do this.

195
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-Why not?
-Well...

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it-it is great,

197
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but America, oh,
it is the worst.

198
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What if I worked here with you?

199
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Then, your job
would not be so hard,

200
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and we could see each other
every day.

201
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-That would be... -Alba, I feel
like ripping some breakfast.

202
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I'm thinking... Mini-Wheats?

203
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Yeah. Right away, Mr. Chip.
(laughs)

204
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Where'd you fly in, JFK?

205
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Newark.

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(scoffs)
New Jersey sucks.

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Okay, here we go.

208
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(exhales)

209
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I'm probably gonna need a bowl.

210
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Yes. Uh, they are
in the cupboard.

211
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Let me grab one for you.

212
00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,159
-(chuckles)
-No problem.

213
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I'll just start pouring,
and if there's no bowl,

214
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looks like you're gonna have
a big mess on your hands.

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What? I-- oh, okay, uh...

216
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Let me just...

217
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-(dishes clattering)
-No...

218
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-And time for milk.
-No, it's-- wait,

219
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just, i-it's... ay!

220
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Wait, no, wait,
if you could just...

221
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Please! Wait!

222
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CHIP:
Whoa.

223
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Look at Charlie Hustle.

224
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(chuckles)

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Good for you.

226
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-What's your name again?
-Dagoberto.

227
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Where do you keep
the cleaning supplies?

228
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-I have no idea.
-ALBA: Uh...

229
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You know, they are in
the hall closet.

230
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-Can you get them for me?
-Yeah.

231
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This could actually be
a good thing. Hey, Chip.

232
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I need you to hire Dagoberto
and put him to work.

233
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E-Expose him to all the horrors
of-of being in this place.

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Alba, please.

235
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I'd be happy to.

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-Oh.
-(knock on door)

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Sabrina, open up.
I'm here with Devin.

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-Ah, got you.
-(yelps) Liar! Liar!

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You filthy, lying bitch!

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-Yup, I'm the worst.
Come on, let's go. -No!

241
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-Sabrina, just come with me,
please. Plea... -No.

242
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Whoa. Stop it.
What are you doing?

243
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I need Devin. I'm not going
anywhere without Devin.

244
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Why? What is so special
about this kid?

245
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He's on my level.
You don't understand.

246
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Sabrina, I'm trying to help you.

247
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I just need you to trust me,
okay...

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-Get your hands off of me!
-(shushing)

249
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Quiet, quiet. Stop it.

250
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,995
-(muffled shout)
-Hold still. Quiet!

251
00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,496
Do you understand?
Shut up.

252
00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:23,571
-Okay... that's how you want
to play it... -(whimpers)

253
00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,138
so be it.

254
00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:27,074
-What are you doing?
-Well,

255
00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:30,043
if you won't come out,
then I'm going in.

256
00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,447
(sighs)

257
00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:38,719
What have I done?

258
00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:41,922
I don't even enjoy making fun
of the kid, you know.

259
00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:44,191
But dude's got no pubes.
I had to clown him.

260
00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,493
Everybody knows I'm super funny,

261
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,829
so I think it was
kind of expected.

262
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,431
I don't know, he'll be,
he'll be, he'll be fine, right?

263
00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:53,000
You know, I feel like he'll just
go to school tomorrow,

264
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,401
and people won't even
remember him

265
00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:55,402
getting lit up like that.

266
00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:56,870
He's actually a really dope kid.

267
00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,873
I'm sure he'll sprout
hella pubes any day now.

268
00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,575
Uh, Mr. Chip, can I talk to you?

269
00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,911
Fine.

270
00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:06,346
Yo, Dag, do you think you could
trim those hedges out front

271
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,280
and make 'em look like me?

272
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,284
Dude's got an insane motor.

273
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,621
Yeah, he never stops,
and I can't take it.

274
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,455
You need to run him
into the ground.

275
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:18,391
Alba, today I woke up
with no maids.

276
00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,360
But now I have two.

277
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,896
Dag is the best thing
that's happened to this family

278
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,197
since Jimmy left.

279
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,099
Chip, you cannot do this.

280
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,701
No, it's already done.

281
00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,302
So, why don't
you go up to the attic

282
00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,104
and sweep those black widows
before someone gets bit.

283
00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:38,578
(both laughing)

284
00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,719
What are you laughing at?

285
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:49,322
Nothing.
What are you laughing at?

286
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:52,225
I don't know.

287
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,894
Whoa.

288
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,495
Okay, let's make moves.

289
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:56,797
Last time I did this,
I got claustrophobic,

290
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,165
and I was in a football stadium.

291
00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,300
I just gotta do something
real quick.

292
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,669
No, no-no-no-no-no, you don't.

293
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,837
Come on, Sabrina,
I really think we should...

294
00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,706
Oh.

295
00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,308
Again.

296
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,045
Yep. Yep. Again.

297
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,348
Wait.

298
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,317
-(gasps, exhales)
-Whoa.

299
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,419
Oh...

300
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,790
(entranced gasps)

301
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,592
Uh-uh, uh-uh. Don't look at it.
We gotta go. Let's go.

302
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,127
We gotta get you out of here
before you get busted.

303
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,428
Oh, stop acting like you care.

304
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,930
You just want me gone.

305
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,699
I just don't want you
to sabotage yourself.

306
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,767
But I would've killed
for the opportunities you have.

307
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:35,936
-Hey.
-Hmm?

308
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,038
You think you're capable
of killing someone?

309
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,040
Without a doubt,
but listen to me.

310
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,875
Your whole entire world
is about to open up.

311
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,211
If you worry too much
about finding out who you are,

312
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,613
then you're never gonna find out
who you are.

313
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,515
(both gasp)

314
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,021
-Wait.
-Huh?

315
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,992
I wanted to be a musician.

316
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,327
-You did?
-Yeah.

317
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,962
I put so much time
into getting high

318
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,797
and going to concerts.

319
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,799
Well, that's not the same
as learning an instrument.

320
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,235
And I see that now, but you know
what, I was afraid.

321
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,537
And, unless you get yourself out
there, you're just gonna become

322
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:14,041
a face in-in a massive crowd,
just praying to God

323
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,176
that you double-knotted
your shoes tight enough.

324
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,311
I don't want that.
We should go.

325
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,780
-Yes.
-Wait.

326
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,183
Can we bring this?

327
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,719
Absolutely.

328
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:33,026
Hmm. Okay. We just need to walk
down that hallway

329
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,494
and right out the door.

330
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:38,398
Easy-peasy, something squeezy.

331
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,902
-Left.
-Mm-hmm.

332
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,004
Right. Left.

333
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,438
-(laughs)
-Right.

334
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,174
-We're doing it.
-See?

335
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,608
-Look at us. Oh.
-We got this.

336
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,744
Okay. Okay.
Here we go.

337
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:51,879
Nice and easy.

338
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,446
-(school bell ringing)
-Oh.

339
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,082
MICKEY:
Oh.

340
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,083
SABRINA:
No.

341
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,217
Oh, no.

342
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,351
-Oh-- oh, no. Wait.
-Wait.

343
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,586
Wait, no, no.

344
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,855
(Sabrina and Mickey
shouting indistinctly)

345
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,356
No, Mickey!

346
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,425
No, Mickey...!

347
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,227
(Mickey screams)

348
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,463
-Sabrina! No!
-(bell ringing)

349
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,232
No, no...

350
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,637
(sighs, gasps)

351
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,278
(gasps) Devin. Oh, thank God.
Thank God I found you.

352
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,648
You gotta help me.
I'm on acid.

353
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,817
(gasps)

354
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,252
DEVIN:
Aah...!

355
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,921
How does he do that?

356
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,262
-BEN: Aunt Mickey?
-(gasps)

357
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,064
Ben!

358
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,499
My sweet, sweet little angel.

359
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,768
What are you doing here?

360
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,103
I go to school here.

361
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:57,177
Yes. Yes, I know.

362
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,511
Why aren't you in class?

363
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,680
I had to poop.
What are you doing?

364
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,749
Right this moment,
I'm shepherding Sabrina

365
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,684
through a journey
of self-revelation.

366
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,086
But in-in the big picture, I...

367
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,687
oh, I-I'm sorry, I...

368
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,857
-I don't know.
-(P.A. chimes)

369
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,525
WOMAN (over P.A.): Geno Pinero
to the principal's office.

370
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,861
Geno Pinero
to the principal's office.

371
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,529
What was that?
Was that in my head?

372
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,966
It's an announcement.
It was in my head, too.

373
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,468
Wait, so everyone in the whole
school can hear that?

374
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,170
Yeah, I guess so.

375
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,339
Ben, you're a genius!

376
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,208
Now, go poop!

377
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,143
CHIP:
Alba!

378
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,679
Hey, Garfield, nap time's over.

379
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,148
-Did you not hear me calling
your name? -I heard you.

380
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,950
All right, well,
I spilled a bunch of Bolognese

381
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,518
in the upstairs hallway, so I'm
gonna need you to mop that up.

382
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,987
Oh, I don't think I'll be

383
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,554
mopping meat sauces anymore.

384
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,124
You know, Chip,
I got to thinking about

385
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,059
your gym class story,
and it doesn't add up.

386
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:49,296
Chip, a bully?
No.

387
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,730
Chip is a coward.

388
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,532
So I call your school,

389
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,534
and they said
you signed yourself out

390
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,470
after an incident
in the boys' locker room.

391
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,406
Uh, yeah.

392
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:02,142
'Cause I was just ripping
on that pube-less loser so bad

393
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:05,078
that I just wanted to get out of
there, give him time to recover.

394
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,813
Okay. That makes sense.

395
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,583
Oh, eh, but one more thing.

396
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,819
You know, I am your maid,
so I clean your room.

397
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:16,323
And I find something
very interesting.

398
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,525
I don't know what that is.
What is that? Give it to me

399
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:22,362
-right now. -You know,
at first, I thought to myself,

400
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,164
what is this?
Is it a key ring,

401
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,400
or some sort of school project
that I am not aware of?

402
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,236
What do you think it is?

403
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:32,705
-I-I-I have no idea.
-Hmm.

404
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:34,341
A mystery.

405
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,445
-Well, I guess I will just
have to burn it. -No!

406
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,513
Please don't!
I spent a fortune on that thing.

407
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,714
That's Arabian horse hair.

408
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:43,683
Ha! Then you do admit it.

409
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,353
Fine! I admit it!

410
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,588
Okay, I am smooth
as a frickin' dolphin!

411
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,291
Is that what you wanted to hear?
Are you happy now?!

412
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,594
No.
I want you to fire Dagoberto,

413
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,397
or this ends up
at the top of the flagpole,

414
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,766
and your whole school will
be pledging allegiance

415
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,301
to your little penis wig.

416
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:07,040
Disgusting.

417
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,976
(teacher speaking German)

418
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,252
Whew.

419
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,821
(whispering):
Hey, what class is this?

420
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,123
(speaking German)

421
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,924
Deutsch drei.

422
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,393
What? (laughs)

423
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,128
Was that English?
What are you saying?

424
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,430
(speaks German)

425
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,631
Bitch.

426
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,101
Hey. Psst. Where am I?

427
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,435
(speaks German)

428
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,803
Nor Deutsch, fräulein.

429
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,172
Oh. Please, dear God help me.

430
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,907
(speaks German)

431
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,976
(repeats German phrase)

432
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,177
-(teacher speaks German)
-Hmm?

433
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,813
-(Sabrina groans)
-(speaks German)

434
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:50,450
Mm-hmm, you're right.
I don't speak your language.

435
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,119
But I am a good person.

436
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,854
I mean well.
I've been abandoned.

437
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,723
(speaking German)

438
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,134
All right, come on.
Let's go see Principal Gibbons.

439
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,268
-(P.A. chimes)
-MICKEY: Let go!

440
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,702
SECRETARY:
Ma'am, it's for office use only.

441
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,038
MICKEY:
Give it to me!

442
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:13,640
(clears throat) Now could
I please have the attention

443
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,275
-of one student?
-(laughs)

444
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,776
Everyone else stop listening.

445
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,810
Shh!

446
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,979
Please meet me a-at the closet

447
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,514
where we mixed the colors

448
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:23,450
and began the journey
to discover ourselves.

449
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,484
I remember.

450
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,985
May God be with you.

451
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,354
Oh, Mickey.

452
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,526
You wanted to see me, Mr. Chip?

453
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:36,896
Y-Yeah. Uh, I...

454
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,399
I'm afraid I have some bad news.

455
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,234
We're-we're gonna...

456
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,303
we're gonna have to let you go.

457
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,871
(gasps) What?

458
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,374
But why?
Wh-What-what did I do wrong?

459
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:50,043
You're straight up
just bad at your job.

460
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,844
Please, just give me
another chance.

461
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,980
I'll work ten times harder,
a thousand times.

462
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:54,981
Yes, have some compassion.

463
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,416
He was just trying to learn.

464
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,551
I can teach him.

465
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,053
Well...

466
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,055
I mean, I guess, I guess
we could work some...

467
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,692
No.

468
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,427
My mind is made up.

469
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,761
The decision is final.

470
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,697
Ay, that is tough.

471
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,299
I'm so sorry, primo.

472
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:17,770
Wow. That took cajones, Chip.

473
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:21,308
Perfectly smooth cajones.
(laughs)

474
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,713
When did you stop
hearing the music?

475
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,847
-Oh! Oh.
-Oh!

476
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,216
-Sorry!
-It's okay.

477
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,684
-Oh.
-It's okay. I'm okay.

478
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:34,121
-You found me.
-Am I bleeding?

479
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:37,690
Yeah, but it's really red
and so beautiful.

480
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,192
Thank you so much
for saying that.

481
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,428
(laughs) Let's get
the hell out of here.

482
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,895
-Yes, please.
-Yeah.

483
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,533
No way. What language
were they speaking?

484
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,201
-I don't know,
but it wasn't human. -Whoa.

485
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,937
-And then you saved me.
-I'm very brave.

486
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,273
-Yeah, we're both incredible.
Unstoppable. -Yeah.

487
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,541
I mean, we can do anything.

488
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:55,708
-Listen.
-What?

489
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,944
-I'm gonna get back
into my music, okay? -Yes.

490
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,779
Really start getting lit up
and going to shows.

491
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,314
Yes! What time is it?

492
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,815
It's time to stop
messing around,

493
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,251
and really give this thing a go.

494
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,052
No, no, what time is it,
like on a clock?

495
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,055
Oh. Yeah. 2:30. Why?

496
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,990
-My Yale interview!
-Your Yale interview!

497
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,959
-I'm gonna do it.
-No. Not now.

498
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,294
No.

499
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,596
No!

500
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,597
-Sabrina...
-You can't stop what's supposed

501
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,899
to happen, Mickey!

502
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,102
Hi. Sabrina Pemberton, I am here
for the Yale interview.

503
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:26,673
Ms. Pemberton, I was beginning
to think you weren't coming.

504
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,975
Hi. Mickey. Mackenzie. Molng.

505
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,977
I-I should be here, right?
I feel like I should be here.

506
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,846
Generally, we like to talk
to prospective students alone.

507
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,116
We'll have her back
to you in no time.

508
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,585
Oh, she's good.
You don't need me.

509
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,952
She doesn't need me.

510
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:44,023
No one needs me.
I'm alone. Oh, no. Um...

511
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,003
Oh, no. Here we go.

512
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,808
(elephant trumpets)

513
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,143
(animals chattering)

514
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,475
DEVIN:
Play.

515
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,510
I-I...

516
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,812
I don't know if I can.

517
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,048
I mean, I-I-I've been
to a lot of shows.

518
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,618
Play.

519
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:08,375
(playing "No Rain"
by Blind Melon)

520
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:41,308
My essay, it-it was
nothing more than lies.

521
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,876
A fairy tale about
a self-assured little girl

522
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,978
who pretends to know
exactly what she wants

523
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,079
and where she's going.

524
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,915
Nope.

525
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:52,785
But the truth is that I-I don't
know who I am or what I want.

526
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,754
It's not important.
What is important

527
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,657
is the experience
of figuring those things out.

528
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,831
(playing tunelessly)

529
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,137
Mickey. Mickey!

530
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,606
-Hmm?
-What the hell are you doing?

531
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,874
Oh, Devin encouraged me to...

532
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,846
Nothing. What are you doing?

533
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,280
Oh, I'm gonna go to Yale.

534
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,583
-(gasps)
-But because I decided to.

535
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,786
Good for you.
I became a musician.

536
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,588
You absolutely did not.

537
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,358
* All I can say

538
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,826
* Is that my life
is pretty plain... *

539
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,162
I actually feel like
I'm starting to come down.

540
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:39,599
How about you? Not as bad
as Foxboro, right?

541
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,768
You good to drive?

542
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,503
* And all I can do

543
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:47,106
-Yep. -* Is just pour
some tea for two *

544
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,875
* And speak my point...

545
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,445
-MICKEY: Am I bleeding?
-SABRINA: Yeah.

546
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,414
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

547
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,618
Hope you
enjoyed
kickin' it
with The Mick.

548
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,887
Now here are a few more shows
to check out from Fox.

549
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,824
It's time we fly
this old bird.

550
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,794
* It feels good *

551
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,697
MULDER: I want to believe.
I would just like to see.

552
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:11,498
I can help you.

553
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,500
* It feels good *

554
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:15,134
-You want to do
the honors, Alan?
-Yeah!

555
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,503
No, you never
touch this.

556
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,304
* You know it feels good *

557
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,906
-(shrieks)
-* It feels good *

558
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,874
* Oh, you know it feels good *

559
00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,976
Let's do it.

560
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,278
Everything you thought
you knew about medicine
is wrong.

561
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,349
Unbelievable.

562
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,951
* It feels good *