1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:03,037 She's coming in hot. She's The Mick. 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:05,173 -Yaah! -I just built that. 3 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,407 It didn't take. 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,476 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,511 And check out our other Fox programs-- Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 6 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,380 The Last Man on Earth and Ghosted. 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,548 I don't really know how to do any of this stuff. 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,656 MICKEY: 31, 30, 10 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:25,593 -29, 28-- you better hustle. -ALBA: Ah! 11 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:27,661 -I'm gonna make it! -Not a chance in hell. 12 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,830 -What are you doing? -Oh, you guys, 13 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,066 Alba bet me a hundred bucks that she could go to the store, 14 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,402 grab some smokes and be back in under five minutes. 15 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:35,769 -That's impossible. -I know! 16 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,771 That's what I keep telling her. 17 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,407 Ugh, she's smoking again? 18 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,775 I-I don't keep track of what she does anymore. 19 00:00:41,809 --> 00:00:43,043 (shouts) Coming in hot! 20 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:44,112 You're never gonna make it. 21 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,413 You might as well just give up. 22 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:46,680 No! Never! 23 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,516 -(cackling) -All right. Ten, 24 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,684 -nine, eight... -(engine revving) 25 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,121 -seven, six... -Here I come-- whoa! No! 26 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,122 -(crashes) -(screaming) 27 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,256 Alba! 28 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,493 (Mickey gasps) 29 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:04,432 (Alba grunting) 30 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:10,371 -Whoa! -Yeah! -Whoa! Amazing! 31 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,039 MICKEY: All right-- oh. 32 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,208 Yep. 33 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:16,144 (monitor beeping) 34 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:18,979 There she is. 35 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:21,081 How are you feeling? 36 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:22,583 I'm alive? 37 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,485 Oh, you have no idea how lucky you are. 38 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,220 Yeah, wish we could say the same for the Maserati. 39 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,755 You frickin' accordioned it. 40 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,323 That's the third car you've crashed this month. 41 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,558 All right. Ease up. 42 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:31,625 You brats have plenty of cars. 43 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:32,760 There's only one Alba. 44 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,928 They're right though: you're gonna die. 45 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,063 I am out of control. 46 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,499 -Yeah. -I need to go to rehab. 47 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,902 -Oh, send me to the Promises in Malibu. -No. 48 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,337 I-I don't believe in rehab. 49 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,672 It's ruined too many great musicians. 50 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,140 It sucks the zip out of you. 51 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:47,975 I don't want you to lose your zip, Alba. 52 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:50,144 I just want you to not die. 53 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:52,446 I huffed shoe polish yesterday. 54 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,182 (all groaning) 55 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,749 -Not in front of the kid. -Well... 56 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,185 Hey, Ben, you want to go grab some candy 57 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,319 out of the vending machine? 58 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,620 -Okay. -Okay. 59 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:02,690 -(moans) Mickey, I need help. -All right, 60 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,024 well, you do what every normal person does, 61 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,259 and you go to church. 62 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,494 Since when are you so religious? 63 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,196 I'm not religious at all, but I like church. 64 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:09,530 Free donuts, coffee. 65 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,265 Little wine to take the edge off. 66 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,666 Then you confess all the bad stuff you did 67 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,102 and go home guilt-free, ready to do it all over again. 68 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,770 Didn't your parents make you go to church? 69 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,005 Yeah, they forced us when we were little. 70 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:19,607 I hated church. It was the worst. 71 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,841 Yeah, you're supposed to hate it. 72 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,343 Then you feel great once you get through it. 73 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,777 You got to go to church sometimes. 74 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,145 But I don't believe in God. 75 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,014 -Yeah, neither do I. That's not the point. -No. 76 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,350 -Isn't that the entire point? -No, the point 77 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,952 is to make yourself feel better, reset the dials a little bit. 78 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,887 And Alba, when you go back to church this weekend, 79 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,122 we're all gonna go with you. 80 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,190 I think our souls could all use 81 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:38,192 a little oil change. 82 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:40,994 (organ playing) 83 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:43,997 So... this is God's house? 84 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,799 That's the general idea. 85 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,701 Cool. 86 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:48,902 Where's the kitchen? 87 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,471 I bet he has great snacks. 88 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,373 No more questions for now, okay, pal? 89 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:54,208 Yeah, the show's about to start. 90 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:55,709 (muffled): Okay, here we go. Excuse me. 91 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,144 Hot coffee, coming at ya. 92 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,312 Watch it, move those feet. 93 00:02:58,346 --> 00:02:59,980 Here you go. 94 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,415 -Oh. -What? 95 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:02,683 -It's hot. -I told you. 96 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:05,219 Got you a donut. 97 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,920 -Coconut. -Yeah, they're free. 98 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:09,890 I feel like Jesus is looking down on me in judgment. 99 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,392 Jesus doesn't judge, that's his whole thing. 100 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:12,526 ZACH: Please rise. 101 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,428 About time. 102 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:16,364 Can't wait to see this bloated sack of potatoes 103 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,866 they yanked off the can to emcee this thing. 104 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,672 Weird. 105 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,374 It's some young bro. 106 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:29,277 In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 107 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:30,611 ALL: Amen. 108 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:33,180 The Lord be with you. 109 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,748 ALL: And also with you. 110 00:03:34,782 --> 00:03:35,849 Good morning. 111 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,117 Welcome. 112 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:38,352 Happy Sunday Funday. 113 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,887 I am Father Zach. 114 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,256 Father Z, if you prefer. 115 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,191 And to kick things off, I thought, 116 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,961 why don't we turn to thy neighbor, and say "what's up?" 117 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,630 -Go ahead and give him a dap. -(laughter) 118 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,565 Dap it out. I'll wait. 119 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,800 He's kind of a dork, but I like the energy 120 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,234 -in here, you know? -Yeah. 121 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:56,704 Before we begin, please silence your cell phones. 122 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,572 Unless you're posting a photo of me, 123 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:01,309 in which case, please, pick a good filter. 124 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,076 (laughing): Whoa. 125 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,478 Dude's got jokes. 126 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:05,579 Okay. Let us pray. 127 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:06,714 BEN: I don't get it. 128 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,948 The show's over? 129 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,650 Where's God? 130 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,885 He's, uh, everywhere. 131 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,120 Why can't we see him? 132 00:04:13,153 --> 00:04:14,822 I just wanted to say hi. 133 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,790 Well, you can, you know? 134 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,626 He's in that candle, right there. 135 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:22,596 So God lives inside the candle? 136 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,498 Well, he's not literally inside of it. 137 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:28,068 I mean, the candle represents God's presence in the church. 138 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,170 So they built this whole house... 139 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,607 ...for a candle to live in? 140 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,175 Well, no. I mean, when you say it like that, 141 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,744 it sounds ridiculous, but... 142 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,979 -Has anybody even seen God? -JIMMY: Okay, Ben, 143 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,147 you're seeing God. All right? 144 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:41,549 He's in the candle. 145 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,117 (gasps) 146 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,853 I don't think I believe in God. 147 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,858 -Little psycho. -Yeah. 148 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,826 -Doesn't feel right. -No. 149 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,161 It sounds smart and progressive when we say it, 150 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:55,295 but we're adults. He's a kid; 151 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,864 he's not ready for that yet. 152 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,532 At that age, you got to be terrified of something 153 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,368 to keep you from becoming a jackass. 154 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,135 We got to nip this in the bud. 155 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,338 (quietly): The "butt," actually. 156 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:06,006 It certainly is good to see you, Father. 157 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,608 Father Zach? 158 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,276 -That's me. -Hi. Mickey Molng. 159 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,512 This is my friend Alba. She's a world-class sinner. 160 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,947 And we're, uh, wondering if you got time for a quick confession. 161 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,550 I-I haven't been to Mass in quite some time. (chuckles) 162 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,452 Well, you're always welcome back. 163 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:20,020 Can I just say, I thought religion 164 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,790 was just a load of crap, but that was a pretty great set. 165 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,792 -I'm glad you enjoyed it. -I'm so surprised 166 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,794 how young you are. I thought priests were, like, what? 90? 167 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,295 Oh, we have one of those. Yeah. 168 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,863 Father McCormick is our head pastor. 169 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,532 Think he's pushing about a thousand now, 170 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,667 but he's still killing it. (clicks tongue) 171 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,803 (McCormick scoffs) 172 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,305 I bet. Okay, um... 173 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,508 -I'm gonna head out. -You're welcome to stay. 174 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,510 Maybe God brought you here for a reason, too. 175 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,211 (laughing): Well, that's very sweet, 176 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,379 but I brought myself here. 177 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,581 In a Porsche 911 Turbo. 178 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:50,250 So tell God thank you very much, but I'm all set. 179 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:53,186 Gonna go burn off some of that good karma. Have fun. 180 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,556 So let me, let me ask you a question. 181 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,725 Are you, like, are you writing your own stuff, 182 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,027 or are you just, like, pulling that out of your ass? 183 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,261 Depends on the day. 184 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,930 -Ha! -(chuckles) 185 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,770 (slurring): There we go. Oh, yeah. 186 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,605 Hello, you. 187 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,407 I'll take that. 188 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,008 Make a sandwich. 189 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,844 Don't play hard to get with me. 190 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,412 I will find you. 191 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:20,881 Okay, lettuce there. I'm healthy. 192 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:22,583 Let's see... 193 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,518 -Tomato... -ALBA: Uh, Mickey? 194 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,186 Oh, good Lord. 195 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,690 Alba, you brought home the Lord. 196 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,359 Well, after all that confessing, it really worked up an appetite, 197 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,628 so I invited Father Zach over for dinner. 198 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,096 It's so good to see you again. 199 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,865 I'm not drunk. 200 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,199 All right. 201 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,634 You want me to make you something? 202 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,203 No, I-I want to... I'm gonna make it. 203 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,572 Ah, it's so late though. 204 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:45,806 (clearing throat): Right? 205 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,308 I'm gonna make it in my bed. 206 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,478 -Can I give you a hand with...? -No, I'm good. I just... 207 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,418 Good evening to you both. 208 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,123 What time is it? 209 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,424 6:00 a.m. 210 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,794 Why are we up? 211 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,829 Well, because we've got a breakfast date with the Lord. 212 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,798 Really? What's for breakfast? 213 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:13,567 Well, there isn't any food per se, but that's all right, 214 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:16,403 because we are going to feast on this. 215 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,739 -(waves crashing) -Huh? 216 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,308 I mean, come on. Tell me that's not proof of God right there. 217 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,243 -The sunrise? -Yeah, well... 218 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,514 It's not just a sunrise; I mean, those blazing oranges 219 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:29,850 and those simmering pinks, those brilliant reds... 220 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,485 Who do you think made those colors? 221 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,754 My teacher said it's because of smog. 222 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,322 Did God make smog? 223 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,925 Uh... yeah, I guess he did. 224 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,094 -But I thought smog was bad? -Let's-let's back up. 225 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,196 Humans are responsible for smog. 226 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,432 But then, you know, God made humans, 227 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,200 so I guess God made smog 228 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,436 and then turned it into a beautiful sunrise. 229 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,272 So, God kind of makes everything? 230 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,273 -Exactly. -Yeah. 231 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,708 -What about trees? -Yeah. 232 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:55,709 Dogs? 233 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,811 -Sure. -What about poop? 234 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,513 Yeah, okay. 235 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:00,948 Even diarrhea? 236 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,883 You know what? Let's just leave it here for the day. 237 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,151 Yeah, let's just take a minute 238 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:07,454 to gather our thoughts and, for now, enjoy the sunrise. 239 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,389 All right, I'll stare at the smog. 240 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,127 Ugh, I feel like I've been hit by a bus. 241 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,863 Ooh. 242 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,698 What's this? 243 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,466 Why, it's Sunday. (chuckles) 244 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,535 I know how much you like to watch your football. 245 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,170 -This is all for me? -Yeah. 246 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,338 Aw, man, that's so sweet. 247 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:27,207 -I knew a little church would be good for you. -Ah... 248 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,576 Look at you being all of service. 249 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,043 -Nah, nah, it's nothing. -(doorbell rings) 250 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:34,014 -Ugh. Make it stop. -Yeah. I-I go get it. 251 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,049 (sportscaster speaking on TV) 252 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,250 (Alba laughs) 253 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,052 Look who's here. 254 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,155 -Hey. -Hey. 255 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:44,191 What are you doing? What's he doing here? 256 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,225 Yeah, I invited him. 257 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,694 You know, I think that Father Zach 258 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,395 is a bigger Pats fan than you are. (laughs) 259 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:51,531 And on the eighth day, God made Tom Brady. 260 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,000 (laughs nervously) 261 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,002 Yeah. 262 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,770 Isn't football a little rough for a priest? 263 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:59,272 With all the concussions and murderers. 264 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:01,575 No, the big hits are the best part of the game. 265 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,543 Plus, these guys are getting paid millions of dollars. 266 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:06,580 This CTE business, I mean, they know what they're getting into. 267 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,181 Plus, they're wearing helmets. 268 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,051 -Hey, does anyone want a beer? -Mm... (clears throat) 269 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,786 No. No, thank you. 270 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,287 I would love one. 271 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:15,923 -Is that all right? -No, here. (laughs) 272 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,591 -I'll get you an opener. -No, no, no, no. 273 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:18,959 Got one with me. 274 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,094 Whoa, that's cool. (laughs) 275 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,798 Father Z? What are you doing here? 276 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,734 What's up, Chip? I'm just watching Tom Brady 277 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,435 spread the gospel. (whistles) 278 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,070 You rocking the new Durants? 279 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,773 Good eye, bro. My vertical's insane now. You hoop? 280 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,541 I played a little college ball at UConn, 281 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,776 but I mostly rode the bench. 282 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:39,112 -You want to shoot around at halftime? -Hell yeah. 283 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:42,582 -What a great kid. -Yeah. (laughs) 284 00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:45,452 Oh, come on, you got to wrap up on those tackles! 285 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:47,955 All right, let's go, TB. Let's get back in this thing. 286 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,256 Yeah, let's go. 287 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,258 Here we go, Pats! 288 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,060 (sportscaster continues speaking on TV) 289 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,427 All right, Ben. 290 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,596 Sometimes a higher being doesn't always present itself to you 291 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,231 in a church or a sunset. 292 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,334 A spiritual experience can find you when you least expect it. 293 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:04,437 Now, for me, it was The String Cheese Incident. 294 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,973 Red Rocks, '96. 295 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:09,342 They played for seven straight hours in 108 degree heat. 296 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,179 A set so divine and filled with love 297 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,648 that your little mind couldn't possibly grasp it 298 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:15,983 through mere description. 299 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:19,953 Luckily, big ol' Jimbo bootlegged it. 300 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,889 (music plays on laptop) 301 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,593 (laughs) Yeah. 302 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,762 This is God? 303 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,597 Well, i-it is if you're a drug addict 304 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,800 and you like to listen to 40-minute-long songs 305 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,002 and spin around in circles until you have a seizure. 306 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,269 (laughs) Shh. 307 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,771 JIMMY (on recording): Geez, I'm shredded tonight. 308 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,639 -MAN: Let me get some of that K. -JIMMY: No can do. 309 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:42,209 -Already took it. -All of it? Dude, not cool. 310 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,778 -You were supposed to drive back. -JIMMY: I'm fine. 311 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,546 It doesn't sound very good. 312 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:49,349 Well, yeah, I mean the speakers aren't great, you know. 313 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,984 You need a woofer to really capture 314 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,385 the essence of their sound. 315 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,821 Some ketamine would help, too. 316 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,723 Okay. You know what? When the glockenspiel comes in, 317 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,324 you're really gonna understand. 318 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:01,862 No offense, but if this is God, I don't think I'm a fan. 319 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,398 Yeah, that went well. 320 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,900 If he's not gonna open his mind, 321 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,002 then there's not a lot I can do for him. 322 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,503 I don't know. Maybe it's too late. 323 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,539 We're just going about this too abstract. 324 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,341 You know, I mean, think about it like Santa Claus. 325 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,043 You don't explain to a kid the physics 326 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,578 of some fatso cramming his ass 327 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,814 down seven billion chimneys in a night. 328 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,815 No, of course not. 329 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,250 You-you just drive him to the mall, 330 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,185 get his picture taken with some child molester, 331 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,755 and eat a couple of his cookies before he wakes up. 332 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,423 Ben wants to see God... 333 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,559 let's show him God. 334 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,902 Dude, your stroke is frickin' wet from behind the arc. 335 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,436 Don't tell me you can dunk, too. 336 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,874 Don't worry, I won't. I'll just show you. 337 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,375 Oh! Wow! 338 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,179 What?! Oh, my God. 339 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,446 How did you do that? 340 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,849 It's hot out here, man. 341 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,050 Damn! 342 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,685 Father's got mad ink. 343 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,953 You look like frickin' John Wick. 344 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,055 I didn't know priests could get tatted up like that. 345 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,791 Yeah, it sounds like you got some misconceptions 346 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,892 about the church. 347 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,093 You think it's all sinners and judgment. 348 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,095 But the way I see it, every Sunday, 349 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,529 God throws a kick-ass house party 350 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,764 and all the sinners are invited. 351 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,399 I mean, I-I will admit, 352 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,701 -it does look cool to be center stage like that. -Yeah. 353 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,136 You must feel like a frickin' rock star. 354 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,605 No, no, no, no. God's the real rock star. 355 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:22,109 I just feel like I'm a DJ remixing his hottest jams. 356 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:25,245 (laughs) 357 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,047 That's all right. That's all right. 358 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,982 -Yeah. -You know what? 359 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:30,918 I did have an altar boy drop out this weekend. 360 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,419 If you feel like subbing on Sunday. 361 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,455 Uh... no-no offense, 362 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,458 but those white dresses are... are kind of lame. 363 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,460 You know, when you're up there, 364 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,730 you're feeling all that energy, it doesn't matter what you wear. 365 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,732 You're cloaked in God's love, son. 366 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,867 Off the glass. 367 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,302 (squeals): Whoa! 368 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,672 (beer can opens) 369 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,177 ALBA: Mickey? 370 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,346 What is going on? 371 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,014 You don't just sneak up on somebody... (burps) 372 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,482 like that, you know what I mean? 373 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,784 If you wanted a beer, why didn't you just say so? 374 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,854 Because I can't be myself in front of that guy. 375 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,288 He makes me uncomfortable. 376 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:09,756 It's like driving next to a cop. 377 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,959 -Well, he's just a priest. -He's not. 378 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,526 -He's not just a priest. -Well... 379 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,362 Priests don't wear normal clothes and play basketball. 380 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,865 They're old and ugly and mean and boring. 381 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,467 -You are the one who told me to go to him. -Yes. 382 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,935 I told you to go to him. 383 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,437 Maybe once or something, not bring him in here. 384 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:25,939 I think you are overreacting. 385 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,174 Okay, well, how's this for overreacting? 386 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,842 I forbid you to ever see him again. 387 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,377 -Mm-hmm. -Father Zach 388 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,312 has been so helpful to me in my darkest hour. 389 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,613 That's what they do. 390 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,982 They find the weakest person they can 391 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,851 -and make them feel like the chosen one. -CHIP: Yo! 392 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:40,954 Guess who Father Z hand-selected to be his new altar boy? 393 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,155 This guy! 394 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,523 -(laughs) -Hey, now! 395 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,492 Let's just hope he praises better than he dribbles. 396 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,394 -(both laugh) -You're right. 397 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,963 -I got to work on that. -You're doing okay. You're doing okay. 398 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:53,066 -Ah, it could be better. Oh! -ALBA: That's good. Oh! 399 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,802 -That's tight, huh? -Such a great-- whoa! Ah! 400 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:56,904 (laughing) 401 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,339 Look it, I got it. And I gave it back. 402 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,745 -Father McCormick? -Yes. 403 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,014 Hi, I'm Mickey, new to your parish. 404 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,048 Do you have a second? 405 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:11,551 -Yes, please come in. -Thank you. 406 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,853 Listen, um, 407 00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,889 I got a problem with one of your priests. 408 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,525 N-Not a kid problem. 409 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,693 Oh, no, sorry. It's about Father Zach. 410 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,530 He's not who he says he is. 411 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,365 That man is leading a double life. 412 00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,668 I see. Uh, please, go on. 413 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,003 Just yesterday, in my home, 414 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,440 I watched him drink upwards of two beers. 415 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,176 Oh. Well, there's nothing wrong with that. 416 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,378 You sure about that? 417 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,381 -Oh, I'm quite certain. -(drawer opens) 418 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:45,953 Nothing wrong with an occasional libation. 419 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,188 Oh. 420 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,422 Would you? 421 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,258 Is it a trick? 422 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,460 -No. -Oh. 423 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,195 Thank you. 424 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,398 Well, he was definitely not wearing his uniform. 425 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,267 That's got to be some sort of infraction. 426 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,769 Well, I don't think that is. No, no. 427 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,705 I'm sorry, is there something I can help you with? 428 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,775 Yes, you can, you can help me get rid of the guy, you know. 429 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,377 I-I don't like him. 430 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,313 I-I... he rubs me the wrong way and something's off. 431 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,916 Look, between you and me, I'm also not a fan. 432 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,452 But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do. 433 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,089 What are you talking about? You're the pastor. 434 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,923 You know, you're the boss around here. 435 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,294 N-Not the boss-boss, but-but you're pretty high up there. 436 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,461 It's not that simple. 437 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,998 Since Zachary joined our parish, 438 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,900 we've had quite the spike in donations. 439 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,769 I see. 440 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,105 (laughs) Okay. 441 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,506 So it's a money thing. 442 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,508 Now you're speaking my language. 443 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,944 (clears throat) 444 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,779 Here you go. 445 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,914 What's that? 446 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,816 That's a Porsche 911 Turbo. 447 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,484 Got a quarter tank of gas and it's parked 448 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:54,321 right out front in a handicapped spot, nice and easy for you. 449 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,589 Well, that's very kind, but I'm not quite sure 450 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,525 what the church would do with a Porsche. 451 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,527 I myself rarely drive. 452 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,595 Eh, you'll pick it right up or sell it for parts. 453 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,631 Hell, drive it straight to heaven for all I care. 454 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,266 Just please transfer him. 455 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:10,203 Well, there is an opening in Baltimore. 456 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,638 Baltimore. 457 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,006 Love Baltimore. 458 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,807 Beautiful city. Stone crabs. 459 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,809 Well, I don't know. 460 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,478 Oh, come on. 461 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,213 Give yourself a little credit. 462 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,215 I think you do know. 463 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,516 But don't do it for me. 464 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:27,187 Do it for this guy. 465 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,655 I'll leave you two alone. 466 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,523 Mull it over. 467 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,694 (organ playing) 468 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:37,964 * Áve * 469 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:42,535 * Maria 470 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:49,476 * Grátia pléna... 471 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,412 JIMMY (whispering): Mick. 472 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:56,483 ALBA and ZACH: * Maria grátia pléna... 473 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,085 (whispering): What are you doing here? 474 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,652 Just came to enjoy the show. 475 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,521 Got a feeling it's gonna be a good one. 476 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:05,058 Ah, you bet your sweet little ass it is. 477 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,893 Okay. How you doing, buddy? 478 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:09,062 Good. Even though God isn't real, 479 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,863 I still like the songs and stuff. 480 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,332 Nice. 481 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,434 Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. 482 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,003 You keep your eyes peeled, you might just see him. 483 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,371 Yeah. 484 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,006 I-I'm having second thoughts. 485 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,574 Yeah, don't be nervous. 486 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,610 I'm not nervous. 487 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,011 It's just an idiotic plan. 488 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,045 Okay, you know what? 489 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,414 We're here, so we're doing it. 490 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,018 ZACH: Thank you, Alba. 491 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,020 That sounded so beautiful. 492 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,923 Before we begin, I have some unfortunate news 493 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,425 to share with all of you. 494 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,627 (quietly): Yeah. Enjoy Baltimore, bitch. 495 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,295 (snickers) 496 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:45,031 Father McCormick was in a car accident last night. 497 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,767 -(people gasp) -He drove a Porsche into a pond. 498 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,736 Uh, miraculously, he survived. 499 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,771 Oh, come on, old man. 500 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,873 So let's please all keep him in our prayers. 501 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,542 -Oh... -And in the meantime, 502 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,644 I will be serving as your head pastor. 503 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,046 Oh, well, this is just great. 504 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,550 For today's sermon, I'd like to talk to you about temptation. 505 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,386 It's everywhere, folks. 506 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,289 Serpents slither among us 507 00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,057 and takes many forms. 508 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,760 -(scoffs) -Apparent strangers, coworkers, 509 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:17,096 even so-called friends. 510 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,632 Okay, okay. You can stop dancing around. 511 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,001 -I'm the serpent he's talking about. -(people murmuring) 512 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,836 I'm the one who gave McCormick the Porsche. 513 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,805 Wha...? Why would you do that? 514 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,774 So he would cast this man out of our lives 515 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,409 and into the fiery streets of Baltimore. 516 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,943 Damn it, Mickey. 517 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,845 -Those aren't your cars to give. -Silence, Sabrina! 518 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:36,516 You, Father "Z," you're the real serpent. 519 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,785 Just slither around my house, 520 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,621 being all casual about religion, not taking it seriously. 521 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,156 ZACH: I take it very seriously. 522 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,491 -MICKEY: Oh, yeah? -Yeah, I'm a priest. 523 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,593 Well, whoever you are, Zach, 524 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,261 beer-drinking basketball buddy. 525 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,498 Yeah, whatever mask you choose to wear right now. 526 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,932 You've turned my friend into something 527 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,367 I don't even recognize anymore. 528 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,036 She has a very serious drinking problem. 529 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,506 Okay, well, now she has a very serious church problem. 530 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,140 You don't see you just took one addiction 531 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,642 and replaced it with another? 532 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,344 I'm just trying not to die. 533 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,379 Well, news flash: you are gonna die. 534 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,014 -You're all gonna die. -(people gasping) 535 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,149 -MAN: What? -Not, I mean, not right now. I'm not gonna... 536 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,485 That's not what I meant. You're safe... for now. 537 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,520 I'm not gonna do anything. 538 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,888 (sighs) 539 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,561 She's right. This is idiotic. 540 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,830 If you accept God into your heart, 541 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,065 you'll walk with him in the kingdom of heaven. 542 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,868 Oh, yeah? Okay, cool. You got proof of that? 543 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,504 -I see proof of God every day. -Do you? 544 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,206 I-I-I can't wait to see it. 545 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,142 Show me. Please. Excited to see the proof. 546 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,744 Go ahead. Let's see it. 547 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,347 -(flame roars) -Aah! Oh. 548 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:41,714 Ooh, that's hot. Oh, my... 549 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,416 (screams) 550 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,585 How can you just stand there? I'm on fire! 551 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:46,753 I'm on fire! 552 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,188 Oh, my God! 553 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,524 -(Mickey screams) -(people gasping) 554 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,893 -Oh, no. Oh, no! -(Jimmy grunting) 555 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,568 (shouting) 556 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,940 (deep voice): Stay in school, Ben. 557 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,284 (gasps) 558 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,252 She's awake. 559 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,421 I'm alive? 560 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,723 -By the grace of God. -BEN: It was so cool. 561 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,759 God smited you because you were being blasphemous, 562 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:30,263 but then he saved you because he's merciful and forgiving, 563 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,299 but then, he pointed right at me 564 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,767 and told me to work extra hard in school. 565 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,737 And now, I'm gonna be the Pope when I grow up. 566 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,308 (quietly): Okay, we might've laid too strong of a foundation. 567 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,710 I mean, he literally witnessed God perform a miracle. 568 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,479 (quietly): Yeah, we can blow that up in about two seconds. 569 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,747 I think I'm done with church. 570 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,382 You know, I got way too extreme. 571 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,783 I got to stop that. 572 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,452 From now on, I'm just gonna be chill. 573 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,986 I'm just gonna be super chill. 574 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,822 I'm gonna start meditating, doing yoga. 575 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,657 All right, Alba, you're getting extreme about being chill. 576 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,125 It's happening again. 577 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,394 Yeah, you're right. I got to chill out. 578 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,662 Yeah, I think I'm done with church, too. 579 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,830 Father Z's just a bummer. 580 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,164 Such a waste of talent. 581 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,966 He could be out there waxing ass, 582 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,235 but instead he's like, "No, we just feed bread to old people." 583 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,437 Forget that place. 584 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,505 Mm. I don't know. 585 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:13,940 I might go back. 586 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,342 What? 587 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,277 I-I feel like I've been reborn, you know? 588 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:22,682 Like I've gotten a-a new lease on life and... 589 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:26,853 (sighs) if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is. 590 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,755 Yeah, it's either that or the morphine. 591 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,357 Hmm? 592 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,124 They've been pumping you full of that stuff for hours. 593 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,426 I told them not to hold back. 594 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,695 She can take it. 595 00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:38,130 Oh, that's nice. 596 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:41,601 Okay, well, Alba, be an angel and, uh, hit me again. 597 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,970 -Yeah, I got you. I got you. -(button beeps) 598 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,973 -There you go. -Mmm. 599 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,078 CHIP: This guy! (laughs) 600 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,551 Hope you enjoyed kickin' it with The Mick. 601 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:00,853 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 602 00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,791 It's time we fly this old bird. 603 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,727 * It feels good * 604 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:10,663 MULDER: I want to believe. I would just like to see. 605 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:11,464 I can help you. 606 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,466 * It feels good * 607 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,067 -You want to do the honors, Alan? -Yeah! 608 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,469 No, you never touch this. 609 00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,237 * You know it feels good * 610 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,872 -(shrieks) -* It feels good * 611 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,841 * Oh, you know it feels good * 612 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,910 Let's do it. 613 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:26,245 Everything you thought you knew about medicine is wrong. 614 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,316 Unbelievable. 615 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,918 * It feels good *