1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:03,037 She's coming in hot. She's The Mick. 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:05,173 -Yaah! -I just built that. 3 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,407 It didn't take. 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,476 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,511 And check out our other Fox programs-- Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 6 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,380 The Last Man on Earth and Ghosted. 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,548 I don't really know how to do any of this stuff. 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:19,987 ANNOUNCER (on TV): Knicks inbound. 10 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:20,988 Porzingis drives. And one! 11 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,923 -Tie game! And the Knicks... -Boom! 12 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,592 Yeah, baby! That's how we do! 13 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,760 ANNOUNCER: ...on the clock and a chance... 14 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,196 Porzingis for life, son. 15 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,065 I swear to God I'd take a bullet for that dude. 16 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:32,333 All right, fellas, time's up. 17 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:33,834 Why don't you run upstairs and fight over 18 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,569 -the last dollop of pomade. -No, no, no, no, no. 19 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:37,405 This is more important than anything you've ever done 20 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:38,906 -in your entire life. -Yeah, please, just, like, 21 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:40,708 one more minute? We've got a lot riding on the line. 22 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,177 Oh, yeah? What's the action? I want in. 23 00:00:43,211 --> 00:00:44,545 Double or nothing my man Porzin-god 24 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,080 -just finishes it right now. -No way. 25 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:47,515 It's going to OT, dude. 26 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,250 -How much time's left? -Four seconds. 27 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,784 Ah, nah, you're both wrong. 28 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:52,786 Cavs put it away right here. 29 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,122 -Doubt. -You're on. 30 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,523 ANNOUNCER: Porzingis shoots. Off the rim. 31 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,890 Rebound by Love. He throws it downcourt 32 00:00:56,924 --> 00:00:58,058 to a wide-open J.R. Smith. 33 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,693 And Smith jams it home! Cavs win! 34 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:01,729 Damn it, Porzingis! Go back to Latvia, 35 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,264 you Latvian freak! 36 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:06,200 -Told ya. -That was amazing. How-how'd you do that? 37 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:07,701 Common sense. You got Porzingis on the line, 38 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,370 so there goes your best rebounder. 39 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,105 You know the Knicks are gonna double up LeBron, 40 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,640 so that leaves somebody wide-open. 41 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,375 So, how'd you know he'd miss it in the first place? 42 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,144 Uh, 'cause he's white, 43 00:01:16,177 --> 00:01:18,212 and he's on the Knicks, and they suck. 44 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,381 Anyway, pay up. What'd I win? 45 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,716 You don't have to sniff Dylan's dog's butt. 46 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,153 What? You guys are betting butt sniffs? 47 00:01:25,186 --> 00:01:27,621 You should see Humphrey. He's covered in tumors. 48 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:30,891 I don't care if he's all tumor. There's no juice in that bet. 49 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,560 Juice? What's juice? 50 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:35,163 The juice! Come on, guys. 51 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,630 The-the juice is what you're supposed 52 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:39,500 to feel when you gamble, you know? 53 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,402 It's this amazing combination of excitement and terror 54 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:44,071 when you've put everything on the line, and you have zero 55 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,607 -control over what happens. -That sounds intense. 56 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,642 -How do we get the juice? -Well, you're not gonna find it 57 00:01:48,676 --> 00:01:50,744 in some cancerous dog's festering butt, 58 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,613 I'll tell you that much. 59 00:01:57,718 --> 00:02:00,421 Hey, have you guys seen my box...? 60 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,856 Whoa. Who's that? 61 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,195 Oh, hi. I'm Alexis. 62 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:10,664 She's my girlfriend. Who are you? 63 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:18,772 Ah. So, you're lez now? 64 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,774 Oh, my God, Mickey. That is wildly offensive. 65 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,943 What are you talking about? It-it's just short for lesbian. 66 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,213 I know what it's short for, okay? I'm not a lesbian. 67 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,947 Of course. How stupid of me. 68 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,382 Uh, what are you? 69 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:30,218 I'm not anything. Just stop trying to label me, 70 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,785 you ancient bag of sand. 71 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,422 -Come on, Alexis. -Oh, it was nice meeting you guys. 72 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,360 Okay. 73 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,862 Here we go, Colonel. 74 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:45,999 It's a beautiful day to have lunch outside. 75 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,969 Okay. 76 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:52,240 Let's see. Okay. 77 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,642 Bon appétit. (laughs) 78 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,878 Now for the old switcheroo, right? (laughs) 79 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:01,081 Okay. Oh, big stuff. 80 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,083 Aah! Whoa! 81 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:04,385 Damn you, old man! 82 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,420 It got in my mouth! Whoa! 83 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:08,088 (spits) Aah! 84 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:10,758 (panting) 85 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,393 God. 86 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,161 Greatest generation, my ass. 87 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,163 The man contributes nothing. 88 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,999 Oh. Uh... 89 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,335 Uh... 90 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:24,672 Colonel, how-how did you get in here? 91 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,440 Um... Wait. 92 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:29,243 Hey, hey, Sabrina, did-did you move The Colonel? 93 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,878 Ew. No. 94 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:37,585 Ooh. 95 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:38,852 Come on, who cares about practice? 96 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,421 You're already the best player on the team. 97 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,456 Coach is gonna kill me if I'm late to another workout. 98 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,692 So what? Tell him that I'll give you a workout. 99 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,360 I promise mine will be more fun. 100 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:49,397 I wish. I'll see you tonight. 101 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:55,369 -JIMMY: Not cool, Sabrina. -(door closes) 102 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,870 Not cool at all. 103 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,139 What the hell? How long have you been perched up there 104 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,474 like some perverted gargoyle? 105 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:03,043 (laughs) Sabrina, you're like my daughter. 106 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,746 I could watch you have sex, and I wouldn't feel a thing. 107 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,247 Is that how you envision a normal 108 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:08,582 -father-daughter relationship? -No. 109 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:10,618 That's not how I envision a normal fa... 110 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:13,621 Listen, as a former athlete myself, I can assure you 111 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,890 that missing a practice is not in Alexis's best interest. 112 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:19,627 -She any good? -She's Alexis Dara. 113 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:22,330 Captain of the Junior National Soccer Team. 114 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,432 The Times did a whole write-up on her 115 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:27,335 -in the sports section last weekend. -There it is. 116 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:29,069 -What? -You're in it for the celebrity. 117 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,504 -You don't know what you're talking about. -Yeah? Well, 118 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,840 what I do know is that you have nothing to offer her, 119 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:35,409 -and she has everything to lose. -Whatever, dude, all right? 120 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:38,979 Just, as a rule, don't watch me. 121 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,185 Hey. There you are. 122 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,588 -What are you doing? -Oh, nothing. It just occurred to me 123 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:50,157 a lot of these old houses have, like, um, hidden safes 124 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:53,761 and secret passages and stuff, so I was just, you know... 125 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,095 That's idiotic. 126 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,865 Don't you have a dog butt to sniff or something? 127 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,334 We need you to teach us how to gamble, the real stuff. 128 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,603 -We want the juice. -(chuckles) 129 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,773 No, you don't. You might think you do, but you don't. 130 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,108 -Okay, come on. Why not? -Look, Chip, 131 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,611 I have done a lot of low-down things in my life, 132 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,713 but I'm gonna go ahead and draw the line at teaching children 133 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,449 -how to gamble. -We'll cut you in on the winnings. 134 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,117 As your gambling teacher, I'm gonna need you 135 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,386 to do everything I say. 136 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:23,957 -This website seems kind of janky. -Yeah. 137 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,459 -What language is this in? -(mumbles): I don't know. 138 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:26,794 Russian or something. 139 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,295 Got to go overseas with this kind of stuff, 140 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,663 so they don't tax you up the ass. 141 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,999 -All right, who's feeling lucky? -Right here. 142 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,301 I bet Tom Brady hucks up a 60-yard touchdown 143 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,470 first play of the game. 144 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:37,805 That's not a bet. 145 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,973 That's the wishful thinking of a stupid boy. 146 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,342 First rule of gambling: you bet with your head, not your heart. 147 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:43,844 And my head likes the Bills. 148 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:45,345 (scoffs) You think the frickin' Bills 149 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,714 are gonna beat Tom frickin' Brady? 150 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,582 I ought to slap you in the face. 151 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,418 They don't have to beat them. 152 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:51,852 They just have to lose by less than 17. 153 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,987 -That's the spread. -But the Bills suck. 154 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,890 Yeah, yeah, I know that. You know who else knows it? 155 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:59,393 Your boy Tom Brady, so he's probably spending 156 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:01,094 his bye week curled up by the fire 157 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,430 in his little slipper booties, 158 00:06:02,463 --> 00:06:03,831 eating way too many carbs, but the Bills-- 159 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,399 they're gonna come correct. 160 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,401 Kind of sounds like she knows what she's talking about. 161 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:08,702 Yeah, I do know what I'm talking about. 162 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,270 -Somebody give me a credit card. -No way. 163 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,672 I'm not betting against the GOAT. 164 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,407 -Coward. Dylan? -Why can't we use yours? 165 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,843 -'Cause I don't have one. -Okay, well, I only have my dad's. 166 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,511 Okay, I'm sorry. Did I misunderstand, 167 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,780 or did you want the juice? Juice or no juice? 168 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:22,049 -Okay. All right. Okay, fine. -Great. 169 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:24,518 But you know what? I'm typing it in. 170 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,353 Right. You type it in. 171 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,788 If I wanted your dad's money, 172 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,523 there are other ways of getting it. 173 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:32,059 (Mickey clears throat) 174 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,196 Okay, how much should I bet? 175 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:39,433 I don't know. You feeling bold? Throw a hunny on it. 176 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:41,535 -You're positive? -No, I'm not positive. 177 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,203 That's what gambling is. 178 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,105 Just frickin' do it! Okay, I'm thirsty. I want the juice. 179 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,140 -(Mickey clears throat) -Okay, okay, okay, fine. 180 00:06:47,174 --> 00:06:49,710 It's... it's in. Now what? 181 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,746 All right. Now we leave it up to the gods. 182 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,983 I feel kind of nervous, like there's butterflies 183 00:06:56,016 --> 00:06:58,486 -in my stomach or something. -Yeah. That feels good, right? 184 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,053 I feel frickin' great. I can't wait for TB 185 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:03,123 to curb-stomp these fools by less than 17 points. 186 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,463 (indistinct shouting) 187 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,736 What are you doing here? 188 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,104 I came to watch you practice. 189 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,405 Can't tell if you're amazing 190 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,740 or if all these other chicks just suck. 191 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,910 Dara! Get your ass back in the net! 192 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,645 Got to run. 193 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:28,582 Ooh, whew. Coach is right. 194 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,017 You win the game in practice. 195 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,819 What the hell are you doing here? 196 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,822 -Oh, did a little research on your girl. -Gross. 197 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,691 No, not that. Oh, listen to me. 198 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:40,628 Looked up her stats. It turns out these girls 199 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,763 are favored to win the gold. You're making her choose 200 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,865 between her love for you and her love for the game. 201 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:45,999 That's not fair. 202 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,636 Jimmy, this has nothing to do with you. 203 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:49,837 (scoffs) This has everything to do with me. 204 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,172 -I was that girl. -Stop talking. 205 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,507 I know the dedication it takes 206 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,042 -to thrive as a student athlete. -Oh, my God. 207 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:56,443 That was 20 years ago! 208 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:59,212 Are you kidding, Dara? 209 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:02,449 -Don't think I won't bench your ass! -(whistle blows) 210 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:05,786 -He'll do it. -All right. 211 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,521 COACH: Oh, God, Melissa, come on! 212 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,056 Let's go, girls! 213 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:12,325 Knees up! Knees up! 214 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,294 (sighs) Wha...? 215 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,130 What? Uh... 216 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,733 Colonel, (stammers) how the hell did you get up here? 217 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:24,738 Ooh, uh, wha...? 218 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,508 Okay. 219 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,878 Well, I must be going. 220 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,512 Good-bye. 221 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,849 (screams) 222 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:43,657 Okay. You listen to me, you son of a bitch. 223 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,092 I am the only person that cares 224 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,694 if you live or die in this house. 225 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,495 So if you can move, 226 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:51,899 you better come clean right now. 227 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,704 Very convincing. 228 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,511 ANNOUNCER (on TV): Patriots beat the Bills, 55 to 17. 229 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,346 -I think I'm gonna throw up. -Yeah. 230 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,181 That's just the juice sloshing around. It'll settle. 231 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,850 I told you not to bet against Brady. 232 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,085 Dude snaked Gisele from frickin' Leo. 233 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:13,854 My dad is gonna kill me. 234 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,089 Relax, it's 100 bucks. We back in black by dinner. 235 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,859 No. $100,000. 236 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,360 W-What? 237 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,962 The bet. I bet $100,000. 238 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:25,633 Why?! Why would you do that?! 239 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,534 -Because you told me to. -I did not! 240 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,103 I said 100. I very clearly said 100. 241 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:33,573 -Who bets $100,000? -Who bets $100? 242 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,409 I wouldn't blow my nose with $100. We're looking for juice. 243 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,545 Well, you got the juice now, don't you, buddy? 244 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,280 Oh, my... $100,000? 245 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,215 Against the Buffalo Bills? With the Russians? 246 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,885 -You stupid, stupid boy. -Okay, okay. 247 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,586 -What are we gonna do? -All right, shut up. 248 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,888 That's what you do. You just shut up 249 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,157 and let me think for a second, okay? 250 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,962 Sorry, pal. This is a big mess, and I can't be involved in it. 251 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:55,829 Good luck. 252 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,731 You can't just leave him out there. 253 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,566 Uh, yeah, I can. I just did. 254 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,969 Listen to me. We don't want to be anywhere near that kid 255 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,671 when the Russians come calling. 256 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:05,105 They are gonna cut him to pieces. 257 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,840 -DYLAN: Oh, my God! -I'm s-sorry, buddy. 258 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,642 I didn't realize you were still hanging around. 259 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,243 DYLAN: Listen, if you don't help me, then I'm gonna tell my dad 260 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,946 -this was all your idea. -Okay, yeah. 261 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,015 -Like he's gonna believe some kid. -No, he's right. 262 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,850 You were the one that made us thirsty for juice. 263 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,418 You're the one who made the account. 264 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,154 You're the one that underestimated the Golden Boy. 265 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,756 (groans) 266 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,191 All right, fine. 267 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,026 -Get in here. It's fine! -Thank you. 268 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,761 Been in-in deeper holes than this. 269 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,663 We just, we just got to pull ourselves out. 270 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,198 We just need a plan B. 271 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,632 What do you got? 272 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,167 JIMMY: Numbers don't lie, Sabrina. 273 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,936 All right? Ever since you two have been hooking up, 274 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,504 her save percentage has plummeted. 275 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,772 (groans) Stop following me! 276 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,540 Ah, then do the right thing! 277 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:41,942 U-S-A! 278 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,944 -What the hell is your deal? -U... 279 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,612 Your sister is committing high treason. 280 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,148 Her girlfriend has the biggest game of her life this weekend, 281 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,983 and she's gonna get mopped up because Sabrina 282 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,119 is putting her own interests above our nation's. 283 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,221 H-Hold on a second. What game are you talking about? 284 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,455 USA versus Canada, Mick. 285 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,557 I mean, these girls have worked so hard. 286 00:10:57,590 --> 00:11:01,161 And now they're gonna be sucking silver for the next four years. 287 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:04,397 Oh, yeah? Are-are you sure about that? 288 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,033 Is that, like, a sure thing? 289 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:09,837 -Yeah, it's a lock. -Oh. 290 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,475 I got to hand it to you, Mick, you got balls. 291 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,144 You disappear for months, and then you call 292 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,646 one day out of the blue, and you want to bet 100 Gs 293 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,548 on amateur women's soccer. 294 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,150 Yep. Very popular sport. 295 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,418 They're calling it the football of Europe. 296 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,854 You owe me three grand, Mick. 297 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,421 Let's make it an even 103. 298 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:32,359 I don't know how you fellas got mixed up with her, 299 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,094 but my advice to you? 300 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,163 Get out before it's too late. 301 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,098 All right. You're a loan shark. Get off your high horse. 302 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:41,668 Tell you what, Mick, I'll take your bet. 303 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,336 But now I've-I've seen where you live. 304 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:44,704 So if you decide to run, 305 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,874 I'm gonna burn this house to the ground. 306 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,341 With these two guys in it. 307 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:50,778 -Oh. -All right, relax. It's an expression. 308 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,881 I meant every word of it. 309 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,418 Do we have a deal? 310 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,056 -(hand cracks) -(gasps) Ow. 311 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,458 -Oh. Oh. -Oh, my. -(Mickey squeals) 312 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,027 Pay your debts, Mick. 313 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,996 (Dylan and Chip gasp) 314 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,699 Let's leave town. 315 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,202 No, no, no, no. No one's going anywhere. 316 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,904 Okay. Well, uh, the juice has gone bad. 317 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,305 Dylan's pooping blood. 318 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,573 Hey, I told you not to tell anyone that. 319 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:21,809 You might want to tell somebody 320 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,110 because that sounds like an ulcer. 321 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,644 But don't worry, you guys. This is good. 322 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,979 This is all part of the ride. 323 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,380 It's all part of the journey, you know? 324 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,716 -I got to go to the bathroom. -Mm. 325 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,418 I'm gonna get some ice. 326 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,726 Hey. Where's Alexis? 327 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,894 She dumped me. 328 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,395 The bitch dumped me. 329 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,565 What? No, no, no. No. 330 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,067 -Why? -I have no idea. 331 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,568 She just called me out of the blue and gave me 332 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,938 some crap about needing to commit to soccer. 333 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,305 -No. -JIMMY: Yeah. 334 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,008 Looks like somebody finally talked some sense into her. 335 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,177 -You did this? -Yeah, you're damn right. 336 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,079 Somebody's got to look out for that girl. 337 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,413 Oh, Jimmy, what have you done? 338 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,282 I broke it down for her, athlete to athlete. 339 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,584 I told her she's very talented, I told her this is 340 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,019 a great opportunity for her. 341 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,354 And that Sabrina sees her as a trophy 342 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,788 and she deserves better. 343 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,257 -I can't listen to this anymore. -Okay, and-- no. 344 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,925 -Their entire life is about... -Shut up, Jimmy! 345 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,260 I'm not gonna let her throw it 346 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,163 all away on some spoiled locker-room lizard! 347 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,031 I hope you're happy. 348 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:20,968 I'm very happy. 349 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,102 (knocking on door) 350 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,938 Hey. Can I come in? 351 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,606 -No. -Listen. 352 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,375 I think you got to call Alexis. 353 00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,144 -Get the hell out of my room. -She needs to hear your side. 354 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:34,281 -Why do you care? -I-I don't. I don't care. 355 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,117 But if you love something, you need to fight for it. 356 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,685 Who said anything about love? 357 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,288 Well, she loves you. 358 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,656 -That's for sure. -She dumped me. 359 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,293 Because she was scared. Come on. 360 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,295 Think this through. You know, she spends her whole day 361 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,031 rolling around in the dirt with a bunch of meatheads, 362 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:55,568 and along comes this beautiful, sophisticated, 363 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,637 intelligent young woman. 364 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:01,174 Right? That's, that's pretty intimidating, isn't it? 365 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,310 -Isn't it? -Yeah. 366 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,046 So it's just, it's her natural defense mechanism kicking in. 367 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,714 (stammers) She panicked. 368 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,383 -I mean, yeah, maybe you're right, but... -Yup. 369 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,353 If she loves me so much, she can call me. (scoffs) 370 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,988 She's testing you. 371 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:16,823 She wants to see if you're the real deal. 372 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:21,161 Uh, I mean, it's pretty clear she's begging to be wooed. 373 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,430 All right, yeah, I'll talk to her after her game tomorrow. 374 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:27,000 No! No. It's got to be tonight. It really should be tonight. 375 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,169 She's got some stupid team dinner tonight. 376 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,339 Okay! Okay. Hey, what says romance more than dinner? 377 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,008 You know what I mean? You get down to that romantic dinner, 378 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,176 and you take it over. 379 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,577 You make it about you two. 380 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,846 Yes is the answer! 381 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,681 Yeah! What are you waiting for? Come on! 382 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,917 -Love can't wait. You get that girl. -I don't... 383 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,586 (sighs) Wha... 384 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,455 Hey, what are you... 385 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:50,290 (gasps) 386 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,926 Oh, no, no, no, no. Okay, that is it! 387 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,095 Once? Sure. Twice? 388 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,296 (high-pitched): Yeah, it is possible. 389 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,897 I have seen some crazy things. 390 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,199 But three times? 391 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,534 No. Not three times. 392 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,304 You have been caught with your hand in the cookie jar, 393 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,139 my friend. I... 394 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,876 Oh... 395 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,644 Okay. 396 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:15,148 The rules, they are simple. 397 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,650 If you want me to stop, 398 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,653 all you have to do is scream. 399 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,655 (inhales sharply) 400 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,229 (laughing): Oh! 401 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,232 Okay, Mr. Tough Guy Military Man. 402 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,567 They have trained you well. 403 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,437 Let's find out how well. 404 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,513 (phone rings) 405 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,418 Jimmy. 406 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,653 -Jimmy, you got to help me. I'm stuck in a bathroom. -(pounding) 407 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:57,024 Oh, uh, well, if it's a female hygiene thing, 408 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,791 I should probably elevate this to your aunt. 409 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:02,029 No! No, Mickey told me to crash Alexis's team dinner, 410 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:04,031 and now these thunder-thighed bitches 411 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,932 -are trying to kill me! -What? 412 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:06,933 Sabrina, why would you... 413 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,668 Jimmy, just get your ass down here! 414 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,437 Fine! All right, stay put. 415 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,105 I'm gonna come down there and talk some sense into 'em, 416 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,274 athlete to athlete. It is very important 417 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,843 that these girls stay focused, so any buzzwor... 418 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,711 -Jimmy! -Yeah, 10-4. 419 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,483 Hey. What's going on? Where you going? 420 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,818 Well, thanks to you, Sabrina's about to get her ass smashed 421 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:29,289 by 20 of the most elite female athletes in the world. 422 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,690 All right, I'll go with you. Let's go. 423 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,226 You've done enough. 424 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,629 This is ridiculous, okay? 425 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,331 I-I just came here to talk to Alexis. 426 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:39,699 -(tires screech) -That's all. 427 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,700 Sabrina, go home. 428 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,469 Yeah. Walk away, bitch. 429 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,371 Go back to Greenwich, Yoko. 430 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,706 All right, you know what, I'm not the reason you guys 431 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,808 -have been sucking lately. That's on you! -(all shouting) 432 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,976 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 433 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,644 She did not mean that, okay? 434 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,213 You guys got a big game tomorrow. 435 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,647 So-so, you-you go back inside, 436 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,249 you carb up, and you get some sleep. 437 00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,251 Eight hours, all right? 438 00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,919 We're gonna take off, all right? Excuse us. 439 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,189 All right, we'll go this way... (groans) 440 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,224 (exhales) 441 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,159 -All right, who did that, huh? -(spits) 442 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:09,562 Oh, my God. Darlene, that's disgusting. 443 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,498 -How do you know my name? -Because I did some research 444 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,032 -on all you guy-- oh. All right, you know what? -Ew. 445 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,501 Natalie, that's good physicality. 446 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,269 Guys, let's save it for tomorrow. 447 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:18,571 -(grunts) -This can't... Oh! All right. 448 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:19,672 Guys... Oh! 449 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,175 All right. Guys, we're all athletes here. 450 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,577 There's no... Oh! Oh, please stop. 451 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,580 Oh! You know what, that really hurt. 452 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,748 (grunts) 453 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,350 (grunts) Oh! 454 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,684 -Get out of here! -Whoa, whoa! 455 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,453 -I am sorry. -Jimmy, what the hell, man?! 456 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:36,189 -That's a reflex! -(all shouting) 457 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,958 (screaming) 458 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,961 (all shouting) 459 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,197 -(shouting) -Come on! 460 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,133 Let's go! Come on! 461 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,135 Oh, I'm so sorry! 462 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,237 (shouting) 463 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,539 JIMMY: I don't want to do this. 464 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,741 (grunting) 465 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,348 (grunting) 466 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,086 (Jimmy shouts) 467 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,690 (grunting) 468 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,133 (indistinct police radio chatter) 469 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,303 No. Whoa. Oh, Officer, Officer, these girls got 470 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:26,005 a big game tomorrow. I'm not pressing charges. 471 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,840 Get off me, bitch! 472 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,108 Hey, Vicky, don't resist, okay? 473 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:32,111 You can still post bail by game time. 474 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,514 (gurgles) 475 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,149 Hey, Alexis? 476 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,218 Can I talk to you for a second? 477 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,787 What do you want, Sabrina? 478 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,489 Uh, I just want to clear the air, you know? 479 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,257 I-I don't know what my aunt's boyfriend told you, 480 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,825 but it's not true. 481 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,660 -Sabrina... -Let me just get this out, okay? 482 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,197 I-I get that I'm different from the girls 483 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,698 you used to hang out with, you know? 484 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:54,167 I'm-I'm cultured and sophisticated 485 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,835 and petite. 486 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,837 And I realize that that can be intimidating. 487 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:02,442 But here's the thing: you don't need to be scared, okay? 488 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,778 Because, well... (chuckles) 489 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,514 I love you, too. 490 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,316 Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. 491 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:12,385 It wasn't your weird uncle's phone call. 492 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:15,722 You're shallow. And mean. 493 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:18,191 And you think that you're better than everyone, but you're not. 494 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,659 I mean, you're hot. 495 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,562 -(chuckles) -But your insides are gross. 496 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,897 Your life is a collection of things 497 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,834 that you think make you seem interesting. 498 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,536 Like me. 499 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,307 I'm breaking up with you. 500 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,476 You can't do this. They've worked so hard. 501 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,711 Then they shouldn't have put a guy in the hospital. 502 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:39,912 (coach sighs) 503 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,581 What the hell happened here? 504 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,850 Some maniac started a fight with my girls. 505 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:47,254 So, what does that mean for the game tomorrow? 506 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,889 There is no game! Half my team is in jail! 507 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:53,360 -So you lost? -Boom, bitch! We won! We won! -(laughing) 508 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:56,496 Yeah! The juice is loose! (laughs) 509 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,098 You certainly know how to keep things exciting, Mick. 510 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,667 Where the hell'd you come from? 511 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,102 Well, I saw you jump in a car and peel out. 512 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,504 Raised a couple red flags. 513 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,705 All right, well, I'm glad it did, 514 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,507 'cause it looks like you owe me some money. 515 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,609 Well, I suppose even a blind squirrel 516 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,078 -scores a nut from time to time. -Yeah. 517 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,880 That's right. It does. 518 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,689 Minus the three you owe me. 519 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,691 -Yeah. -I'm sure I'll be seeing you soon enough. 520 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:28,428 Yeah, I bet you will. 'Cause Mama's got a real hot hand. 521 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,631 (inhales) Mmm... 522 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,799 Okay. 523 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,203 Here you go. That's... 524 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,406 What do I do with all this? 525 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,708 I-I paid with my dad's credit card. 526 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,377 That's not my problem, okay? Stick it in his coat pocket. 527 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,814 O-Or, guys, hold on, hear me out. 528 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:52,585 What do you guys know about the Montreal Alouettes? 529 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:53,986 I know you can move, Colonel. 530 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,423 And I know you know I know you can move. 531 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,257 You are making me look like an idiot, 532 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,327 and I do not appreciate it. 533 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:04,397 Come on, man! Do the right thing. 534 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,799 Very well. 535 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,402 We do it my way. 536 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:12,238 Ugh, I don't know, Colonel. 537 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,341 I don't know what troubles me more: 538 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,576 that I have to do this 539 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,512 or that I'm going to enjoy it. 540 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,982 Hi, Alba. 541 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:47,874 I would like to take this opportunity to apologize. 542 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,943 MICKEY: Well, you got the juice now! 543 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,012 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH