1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:03,037 She's coming in hot. She's The Mick. 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:05,173 -Yaah! -I just built that. 3 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,407 It didn't take. 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,476 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays. 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,511 And check out our other Fox programs-- Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 6 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,380 The Last Man on Earth and Ghosted. 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,548 I don't really know how to do any of this stuff. 8 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,994 MICKEY: What's going on, bud? 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,429 You love spaghetti à la Molng. 11 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,997 Troy's having a sleepover tonight, 12 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,532 and I wasn't invited. 13 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:32,900 Troy sounds like a dick. 14 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,668 You want to have your own sleepover and not invite him? 15 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,670 I'll give you full access to my movie collection. 16 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,072 And I mean full. 17 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,907 ALBA: Oh. Better yet, 18 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,709 let's invite Troy, give him the wrong address. 19 00:00:41,742 --> 00:00:44,044 -You know, send him to a real nasty part of town. -MICKEY: Oh. 20 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:45,546 -Okay. -BEN: There's no one to invite. 21 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:49,250 Troy invited every boy in class except me. 22 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,951 -What? -ALBA: Okay. 23 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,053 No big deal. We have our own fun. 24 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,555 I'm sorry, that's a very big deal. 25 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,424 Number one, it's extremely rude; 26 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,093 number two, uh, this is where friendships are forged. 27 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:02,130 Yeah. You get cut now, you're never coming back. 28 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:03,964 Okay, I think you are overreacting, no? 29 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,966 I think maybe you're underreacting. 30 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:09,069 When I was a kid, my friends and I 86'd Marissa Fetter 31 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,571 because she got boobs before we did. 32 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:13,107 -Guess where she is now. -Hooking? -Dead? 33 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,743 She's a dentist. 34 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,211 Don't dentists make a lot of money? 35 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:19,113 That is not the point. She has to spend her entire day 36 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:21,949 rooting around inside other people's mouths. Gross. 37 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:23,384 What am I gonna do? 38 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,585 This is what we're gonna do. 39 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:25,986 You go get your jammies on. 40 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:27,921 -You're going to a sleepover tonight. -Come on. 41 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,923 (Jimmy chuckles) 42 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,559 Troy. 43 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,993 And did you check the jacket you wore last night? 44 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:34,094 Maybe it's in there. 45 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,629 It's not. I checked everywhere. 46 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,498 Well, they're not gonna let you in without an ID. 47 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,467 I don't know what you want me to do. It's not here. 48 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,835 Well, maybe Kelsey can pass hers back. 49 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:43,971 Yeah, okay. They're gonna believe that I look like that? 50 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,406 I don't know. 51 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,807 Maybe you guys should just go without me. 52 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,442 No, we can't go without you. 53 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:50,744 Seriously, it's fine. I can just chill at home. 54 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,780 -No, I mean we literally cannot get in without you. -Yeah. 55 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,915 Fuji put your name on the list. 56 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,751 Okay, well, I-I don't know what to tell you; it's not here. 57 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,019 Well, just keep looking, okay? 58 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,254 We're not missing tonight. 59 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:02,256 Okay, I get it! 60 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,924 You hearing what I'm hearing? 61 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,426 Sabrina lost her fake. 62 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,528 Ah, I know. It's like, call off the search, 63 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:08,862 just get naked already. 64 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,764 Dude, that's your sister. 65 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,100 All right, whatever. I won't look at that part of the screen. 66 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,436 You're missing the point. I can make her an ID 67 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,004 just like the ones I made us. 68 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,139 No way. I'm not doing her any favors. 69 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:21,609 No, dude, we can use it as leverage 70 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,611 to force them to hang with us. 71 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,113 Oh, snap. 72 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,848 Wait, that... that could just take our siblingship 73 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,550 to the next level. 74 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,819 We could be as tight as the frickin' Gyllenhaals. 75 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,221 Damn, son, you scandalous, huh? 76 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:39,660 Troy's mom? 77 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,829 -Hi, can I help you? -Well, I certainly hope so. 78 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:44,031 Um, I'm not sure how involved you were with creating 79 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,499 the guest list for tonight, 80 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:48,836 but, uh, my nephew Ben Pemberton got excluded. 81 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:52,340 Oh, no, I am so sorry about that. 82 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:54,342 I bet you are, seeing as how he was the only boy 83 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,876 in the class not invited. 84 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,811 Well, right, I... and I feel horrible... 85 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,647 -Do you? -...but you know, Troy made the guest list, 86 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,815 -and I just invited everybody on it. So you know... -Oh. 87 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,917 -and I wasn't expecting you... -Me to call you out on it. 88 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,986 (laughs): Oh, no! That's not even what... 89 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,421 No, you know what? You don't have to explain yourself to me. 90 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,823 I would love for you to explain yourself to him though. 91 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:12,426 -Uh... oh. -I just don't feel like 92 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,061 breaking a little boy's heart today. 93 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,031 All right, buddy. Have the best time. 94 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:20,000 Don't screw this up. It's gonna be such a blast. 95 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,435 Remember, if everybody's doing something, 96 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:23,737 -you do it, too. -But what if I don't like it? 97 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:25,439 We'll figure out whether or not you like it tomorrow. 98 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,408 Okay. You know what? Just be yourself, all right? 99 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,176 They're gonna love you. 100 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:32,680 And if they don't, pop this bad boy in. 101 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,915 Simon Birch? 102 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,550 It's a decoy. You'll see. 103 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:37,785 Now, go get 'em, tiger. 104 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,221 Come on. 105 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,756 -(knocking on door) -Go away! 106 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:44,258 -Hey, Sabrina. -(Sabrina groans) 107 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,093 Oh, sorry. Didn't know you had company. 108 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,796 -Yeah, you did. -Amanda, Kelsey. Nice to see you again. 109 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,131 -Have we met? -No. 110 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,866 No, but I... but, you know, I've seen you around. 111 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,902 Chip, you're making everybody uncomfortable. 112 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,737 Get the hell out of my room! 113 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,806 -We can make you fake IDs. -What? 114 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,609 Yeah. My boy makes sick fake IDs. You guys need one? 115 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,911 (sighs) You have got to stop spying on me, dude. 116 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,212 What? No. We-we weren't spying. 117 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,647 We were just... He made a batch, 118 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,115 and we were trying to be neighborly, 119 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:09,783 but if you don't need them... 120 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,285 Let me see it. 121 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,725 "Chaz Pembrose, 6969 Park Avenue, 122 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,994 born 6/9/69"? 123 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,796 Chip, this makes you 48 years old. 124 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:24,432 Eh, but nobody's really doing the math on that. 125 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:25,999 That's the only thing they're doing. 126 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:28,268 Wait, this one's even worse. "Jaden Smith"? 127 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,237 -What are you guys thinking? -Okay, you know what? 128 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,572 Just... forget it. 129 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,407 Girls, have a nice night. 130 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,675 Uh... (sighs) 131 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:35,909 Do they scan? 132 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,011 Of course they scan. 133 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:40,013 My boy's like frickin' Snowden. 134 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,315 Okay, how much? 135 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:42,950 Ladies, please. 136 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,418 We don't want your money, we... 137 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:45,786 we just want your company. 138 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,355 -Gross. -What? -Ew. 139 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,489 No, no, no, no. Not like that. No. 140 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:49,990 We just want to go to the club with you guys. 141 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,092 Chip, we can't be seen 142 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,027 in public with you. You have to know that. 143 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:56,864 Okay, we'll just send you guys pictures from the dance floor. 144 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,966 -Oh, come on. -Just do it. -Yeah, okay, fine. 145 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,200 Deal. 146 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:02,035 You won't regret this. 147 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:04,037 Yeah, I already do. 148 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,073 (phone vibrating) 149 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,544 Hello? 150 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:11,645 BEN: Mickey. 151 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,146 I had an accident. 152 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,281 Were you driving? 153 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,683 -What? -Hmm? 154 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:16,817 Who is this? 155 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,619 It's Ben. 156 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,953 Ben? 157 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,989 Why are you calling me so late? 158 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,524 I peed my bed. 159 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,559 Oh, come on, man. 160 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,528 I-I stuck my neck out for you. 161 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:28,729 This is your move? 162 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,364 I was nervous. 163 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,732 (groans) Well... 164 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:33,367 way to respond to pressure, buddy. 165 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:35,736 -Is this bad? -It's not good. 166 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:36,970 Oh, who is that? 167 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,338 Ben peed the bed. 168 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:39,873 Oh, that's it. 169 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,675 He might as well take a dump on the front lawn. 170 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,477 -He's a goner. -Mickey. 171 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:45,746 -What do I do? -Just sit tight, okay? 172 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,415 I'm on my way. Don't wake anybody up. 173 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:48,649 Definitely don't pee anymore. 174 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,983 Please hurry. 175 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,051 Yes. I'm coming. 176 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,720 Okay, let's go. I will drive. 177 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,855 -Where did you come from? -I was listening in. 178 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:57,758 What?! Again? Alba, come on, you can't do that! 179 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,427 You can't listen in. Stop. 180 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,763 -Why, uh, were you having sex or something? -No. -No. 181 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,197 -Okay, what's the problem, then? -I don't have time for this. 182 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:06,033 Let's just go, all right? As soon as we get home, 183 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,235 -we're talking about boundaries. -Shotgun. 184 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,377 -Shh! Shh. -(whispers): Geez. 185 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:18,912 (whispering): Okay. 186 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:20,548 So what is our mission objective? 187 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:21,949 There is no mission. 188 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,617 We're not forming a ninja gang. 189 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:26,420 We're delivering dry sheets and pajamas to a child. 190 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,021 Okay, then, that would be our mission objective. 191 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,356 -What's my role in this? -I-I don't know. 192 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,624 Can you stop asking questions? 193 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:32,359 We'll just figure it out as we go. 194 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,794 Psst. Aunt Mickey, up here. 195 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,263 Hey, buddy. Hey, I got dry PJs for you. 196 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,365 Go ahead and toss me down your wet ones. 197 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,900 -(yelps, spits) -Oh... 198 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,101 Oh, no. 199 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,269 Where's the heads-up? 200 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:43,637 Sorry. 201 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,873 It's cool. Okay. Here come the dry ones. 202 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:48,108 -Oh, no! No, no, no! -Oh! -Ooh! 203 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,544 Get it off me! They're wet! (spits) 204 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:52,212 Sorry again. 205 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,481 I think those are the sheets. 206 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,148 Oh, you think so? You think so? 207 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:56,617 Don't throw anything else, okay? 208 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,819 You ready? 209 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,488 (grunts) 210 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,391 You should've let me throw it. 211 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,126 Yeah. 212 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:10,197 (grunts) There we go. 213 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,600 Okay... 214 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,836 (sighs) 215 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,137 (whispering): Okay. 216 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,406 Put on the fresh PJs. 217 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,476 Flip the mattress, change the sheets, go back to sleep. 218 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:25,145 I can't flip the mattress by myself. 219 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:29,349 You're lucky you're cute, because you're useless. 220 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,618 Move. 221 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,188 Here we go. 222 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,559 God, man, you really weighed this thing down. 223 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:41,929 (gasps) 224 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,597 Wha...? 225 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:45,432 You peed through the whole thing? 226 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,867 How is that even possible? 227 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,468 I didn't mean to. 228 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:51,939 Well, this changes things. Stay there. 229 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,107 Guys, psst! 230 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,544 The mattress is toast. He peed straight through it. 231 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,178 -No! -He cleared the whole thing? 232 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,380 Yeah. We need to find a new one now. 233 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,515 I'm on it. 234 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:02,950 Wait, where are you going to find 235 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,117 a new mattress at this hour? 236 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,553 Oh, I didn't say it'd be new. 237 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,255 Come on, climb up here. Come on up. 238 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,701 (knocking on door) 239 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,402 Y'all ready to get crunk? 240 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,237 Boom. Let's ride, chicken heads. 241 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,073 (laughing): Oh, my God. 242 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,576 What are you wearing? You guys look like complete douche bags. 243 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:31,244 Eh, agree to disagree, but we'll talk about this in the limo. 244 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,880 Okay. You are out of your mind 245 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,715 if you think we're showing up in a limo. 246 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,149 Well, then you're out of your mind 247 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:38,852 -if you think you're showing up at all. -Okay, just... 248 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:41,154 relax. We just need to make some adjustments 249 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,489 to whatever the hell this is. 250 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,025 Eh. No, this outfit's fire. 251 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,329 Would you guys ever hook up with-- let me rephrase that. 252 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,566 Would you guys ever speak to a guy dressed like this? 253 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:54,668 -(chuckles) God, no. -Not a chance. -Yeah. 254 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,069 Listen. 255 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,038 You're silently screaming out for help. 256 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,573 I can see it, okay? 257 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:02,776 So just let me help you. Okay? Come on. 258 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,846 -Y-You promise I'll look dope? -I promise. 259 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,916 I'll be whoever you want me to be. 260 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:23,897 Oh, yeah. That'll do. 261 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:26,199 Ay. O-Okay. It's a little higher than I thought. 262 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,201 -Yeah, yeah, but you're fine, just don't look down. -Okay. 263 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,436 Get over here. 264 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,539 Okay. 265 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,808 (grunts) Oh, geez. 266 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,810 Can you pull a little bit harder? 267 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,546 Oh, you're one to talk with your skinny little puppet arms. 268 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,782 -(grunts) -Yes, yes, Alba. 269 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,555 (snoring) 270 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,191 (grunting) 271 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,362 Check that one. Check that one. 272 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,004 -No? -No? Okay. 273 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,439 Okay, shh, shh. Nobody panic. Nobody panic. All right, here. 274 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,175 Look. (grunts) 275 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,010 It's okay. It's okay. It's all right. 276 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,745 I got this. 277 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,647 -(line ringing) -JIMMY: What? 278 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:15,448 What the hell is taking you so long? 279 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:17,584 Hey, I'm doing the best I can, okay? 280 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,452 I took the hard job. You don't hear me complaining. 281 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,954 So I'll be there when I'm there. 282 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,510 Oh... (yelps) 283 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:48,682 That's not good. 284 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,450 So what are we gonna do now? 285 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,052 Well, we're not gonna panic, are we? 286 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,187 No, um... 287 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,956 You know what we're gonna do? 288 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,058 -Hmm? -We're just gonna jump. 289 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,492 Are you nuts? 290 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,729 Do you want to spend the whole night up here on this roof? 291 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,530 Oh, okay, fine. 292 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,099 Y-You jump off first without dying, and then I will follow. 293 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,870 Okay. 294 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,874 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 295 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,344 No. (sighs) 296 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:21,048 Unless... we've got something to break our fall. 297 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,916 You see, th-this is the thing about me 298 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,918 that nobody gives me credit for. 299 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,821 I am a problem solver. Right? 300 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,089 (grunts) 301 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:36,864 Hmm. 302 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,432 Okay. Go on. 303 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,101 -Yup. -What are you waiting for? 304 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,003 I-I thought you said it was no big deal? 305 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,372 No, it's a big deal, you know, 'cause I'm jumping off a roof. 306 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,606 Oh, okay. 307 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:53,046 -(squeals, groans) -ALBA: Ay! 308 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,381 You okay? 309 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,751 (groans) Yeah. 310 00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:01,388 It was actually pretty fun. You're gonna love it. 311 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:04,024 No. No, thank you. I sleep up here tonight. 312 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,960 Got your mattress, Mick. So you know what that means. 313 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,896 That means, when we get home, 314 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,899 you going right downtown, 315 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,234 because I am the mayor. 316 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,970 -(Mickey gasps) -(yells) 317 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:25,078 Ooh. (gasping) 318 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,646 Oh, my God. 319 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,281 -Mick, are you okay? -Yeah. 320 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,317 I'm okay. 321 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,752 That could be a problem. 322 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,724 Well, now what are we gonna do? 323 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,426 That's a lot worse than a pee stain. 324 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,894 Nah, it's not so bad. 325 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,930 It could be any number of brown things, 326 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:46,934 -like chocolate or chili... -Diarrhea. 327 00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,769 -Yeah. -Yeah. 328 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,504 Yeah. I hadn't thought of that one. 329 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:53,606 -This is definitely worse. -ALBA: Uh, come on, way worse. 330 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,607 In the morning, 331 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,309 Ben is going to have a new nickname: 332 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,078 "Brown Ben," "Ben the Butt..." 333 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,247 All right, we only have a couple hours until the sun comes up. 334 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,016 Can we just not waste it by brainstorming poop nicknames? 335 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:04,451 I don't know. This could work. 336 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,686 I mean, Ben has some real plausible deniability here. 337 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,156 Diarrhea has a very specific scent. 338 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,291 This mattress will not pass the smell test. 339 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,360 No, k-kids don't care about logic. 340 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,128 To an eight-year-old, brown equals diarrhea. 341 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,463 That's-that's a fact. 342 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,331 All right, take it easy, okay? I'm just trying to help. 343 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,799 Well, you're not doing a very good job. 344 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,634 Do you have any idea what I went through to get this mattress? 345 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:22,702 What have you two done? 346 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,338 -You hit me with a car. -I am stuck on a roof. 347 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,341 "Oh, you just hit me with your car. I'm on a roof." Okay. 348 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,844 Need I remind you, there is a scared little boy up there 349 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,312 and he is staring down the barrel 350 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,881 of four years of dental school. 351 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,883 Maybe he'll get lucky and another boy will pee the bed 352 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,684 and-and then Ben won't be the only loser. 353 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,519 H-Hold on a second. 354 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,288 What if it's not just one other boy? 355 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,856 What if they all wet their beds? 356 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,959 Come on, Mick. 100% saturation, not a chance. 357 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,660 Well, you leave that to me. 358 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,529 First things first, help me get this mattress inside. 359 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,698 All right. 360 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,235 What-what are you do... what are you doing? 361 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,170 I'm gonna break the window so we can get back in. 362 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,471 You can't just smash a window. 363 00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,073 Don't you think that'll raise a few questions? 364 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,408 Ah, well, you find a dead squirrel 365 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,575 and throw it in there after. 366 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,677 Why would a squirrel smash through the window? 367 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,479 I don't know, maybe 'cause it's a flying squirrel. 368 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,016 And where are we gonna find a dead flying squirrel? 369 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,550 You don't have to. 370 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,552 You just find a squirrel and a bird, 371 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,021 then you glue them together. 372 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,855 No one knows what a flying squirrel looks like. 373 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:19,559 Well, I know it doesn't look like a bird glued to a squirrel. 374 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,594 Hey, guys. Get in here. 375 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:25,198 Huh, that'll work, too. 376 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,868 Hate to admit it, but Sabrina was right. 377 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,437 We look certified fresh. 378 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,272 We're about to get so much tang, it's ridiculous. 379 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:35,208 All right, let's bounce, ladies. Tang Twins are ready to go. 380 00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:38,845 Oh, no. 381 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,914 Where'd they go? 382 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,616 The IDs. 383 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,186 Damn it. 384 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,721 -They ditched us? -That bitch. 385 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:51,024 (all laughing) 386 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,926 Your brother is such a loser. 387 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,928 -How are you guys even related? -Okay, 388 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,964 relax, okay? We're only half-- different dads. 389 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,431 -Oh, that makes sense. -Yeah. 390 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,433 (phone rings) 391 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,202 Speak of the devil. 392 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,903 Oh, hey, baby bro. 393 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,973 Hey, Sabrina. Where'd you go? 394 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,774 Well, it occurred to us that showing up to the club 395 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,642 with you guys would be the most humiliating experience 396 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:12,145 of our lives, so we just decided to leave you behind. 397 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:14,114 And you know what? I feel like I was way too hard 398 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,482 on the limo thing earlier. 399 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,051 It is super douchey, but we're very comfortable. 400 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,087 That's so great. I'm so glad you like it, Sabrina. 401 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,590 Oh, or should I say "Harriet Tubman"? 402 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:24,891 What? 403 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,293 Check the ID. 404 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,927 * Yeah * 405 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,762 * And, girl, it's okay... * 406 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,898 (Sabrina gasps) Oh... 407 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,466 You son of a bitch. 408 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,601 We'll be outside. 409 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,740 Welcome back, ladies. 410 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,143 Do you have the ID? 411 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,979 I do, but I'm gonna hang onto it till we hit the club. 412 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,015 You understand. 413 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,921 You guys mind if I smoke a cigar in here? 414 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,990 SABRINA: Yes. 415 00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,926 JIMMY: Okay. 416 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,195 MICKEY: Okay. 417 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,033 All right. What's the plan? 418 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,467 Easy. 419 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,802 We're gonna pee all over these kids. 420 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,439 Um, Mick, I want to be a team player, 421 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,707 but my stream isn't what it used to be. 422 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,543 I'm not talking about you, creep. 423 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,379 Okay, Ben, you ready to do what you do best? 424 00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,815 * 425 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,951 * I've been beat up my whole life * 426 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,355 * I've been shot down, kicked out twice * 427 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,323 * Ain't no stoppin' me tonight * 428 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:31,858 * I'm-a get all the things I like * 429 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:33,960 * I've been beat up my whole life * 430 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,563 * I've been shot down, kicked out twice * 431 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,198 * Ain't no stoppin' me tonight * 432 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,568 * I'm-a get all the things I like * 433 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,370 * My ... takin' over * 434 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,205 * Brockhampton, call your mama * 435 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,574 Hey, go back to bed, or I'll kill you. 436 00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,910 * Break neck, send you to the doctor * 437 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,412 * Best boy band since One Direction * 438 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,547 * Makin' ... itch like a skin infection * 439 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,183 * Did me wrong like a perfect stepson * 440 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,918 * Been a wrong, you can change the song, hun * 441 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:01,088 * Who got me riled up? * 442 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,323 * Who the lame ... want to talk 'bout us? * 443 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,058 * Ooh, who got me riled up? * 444 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,227 * Who the lame ... want to talk 'bout us? * 445 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,729 * Ooh, come get it from me * 446 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:12,232 * Uh, come get it from me, uh * 447 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,701 * Come get it from me, uh, uh, uh * 448 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,070 Shh. Shh. 449 00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,938 * Break necks, I'm the chiropractor. * 450 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,408 All right, buddy. Have fun at your sleepover. 451 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,743 We'll be back to pick you up in about 40 minutes. 452 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,445 Thanks, guys. 453 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,629 You, uh, you-you girls look really hot tonight. 454 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,865 CHIP: Listen, sis. 455 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,567 Before we go pop bub in this club, 456 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,236 and I give you this sweet ID, 457 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,538 I'd like to offer you a truce. 458 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,639 (quietly): Oh, God. 459 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,107 I think we can both admit 460 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,143 that you've grossly underestimated me. 461 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,411 And if tonight has shown us anything after all these years, 462 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,380 it's that we're finally on equal footing. 463 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,283 I just want to make sure that when we roll up in this club, 464 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,784 we're not going just as brother and sister, 465 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:08,054 but, you know, as... as best friends. 466 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,257 Now, will you be my roll dog? 467 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,958 The Maggie to my Jake? 468 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,793 Sure, Chip. 469 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,762 Yeah, sure. 470 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,097 "Chip"? Uh, I'm sorry, I don't think I know a Chip. 471 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,432 I-I do know a Chaz. 472 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,000 Okay, you know what, Chaz? 473 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,902 We're here, so how about you just give me my ID? 474 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,271 No problem. 475 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,774 Uh... but first, can I get a "what, what"? 476 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,176 (quietly): What, what. 477 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,610 What was that? 478 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,812 -What, what! -That's my girl. 479 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,315 Let's go party our frickin' balls off, huh? 480 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:38,084 * Oh, all of a sudden, you're a bad ... * 481 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,953 * Just got a fat ass like it's magic * 482 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,122 * And now you're trying to shake it like ratchet * 483 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:46,193 * I'm guessing they must call you "Go, Gadget" * 484 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,128 * Oh, all of a sudden, you're a bad ... * 485 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,364 * Just got a fat ass like it's magic * 486 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:54,334 * And now you're trying to shake it like ratchet * 487 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,303 * I'm guessing they must call you "Go, Gadget" * 488 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,643 * Whoo... * 489 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,328 Dude. Those are our girls. 490 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,395 What are you doing? 491 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,630 Sorry, man. 492 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,897 We're at capacity. 493 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,999 All right, well, we got IDs. 494 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,502 Yeah, they scan and everything. 495 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,304 An adult would never say that. 496 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,705 But those girls are underage, too. 497 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,874 Who cares? 498 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,309 Sorry. 499 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,844 Chaz Pembrose, 500 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:41,714 I'm afraid you and, uh, Jaden Smith... 501 00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,149 You Jaden Smith? 502 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,152 -Yes. -Oh! Jaden Smith in the building. 503 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,187 -I see you, son. Go ahead, man. Uh... -Yeah. 504 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:51,090 -I'm his money manager. -No, you're not. 505 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,759 You know what? That's fine. I don't need this. 506 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,861 I got my stretch limmy waiting and everything, so... 507 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,163 No! No, no! Hey! 508 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,198 (both grunting) 509 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,403 (sighs) 510 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,738 I'm not proud of what happened here tonight, 511 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,507 but we did what we needed to do. 512 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,409 Yeah. Yeah, I've always said, you got to break the law 513 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,610 to do the right thing. 514 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,078 Yeah, we did that. We got a couple. 515 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,380 Breaking and entering, larceny. 516 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,047 I don't know what they tag you with 517 00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,749 when you pee all over a bunch of sleeping kids. 518 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:17,917 Uh, that's assault. 519 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,520 Assault, right. 520 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,455 Oh, excuse me. 521 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,358 -Oh, it's you. -Hey. 522 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,860 Troy's mom. Top of the morning to you. 523 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,796 It's 6:00 a.m. What-what are you doing here? 524 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,931 -Uh... -Oh, we never left. 525 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,700 Nah, we been tooling around your roof, 526 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,769 and all over your property pretty much the entire night. 527 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,405 Uh... 528 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,039 (laughing): I'm kidding. We're here to pick up Ben. 529 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,874 -Can you go wake him up for us, please? -Oh. 530 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,810 Actually, they're already up, they... It's weird. 531 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,978 They all wet their beds last night. 532 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,213 -Every single one of them? -Yeah. 533 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,648 -That's really strange. -Weird. 534 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,217 What'd you, feed them all soup? (laughs) 535 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,986 -Aunt Mickey, guess what, guess what, guess what. -What? 536 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,988 We're all gonna pee at Aiden's house next weekend. 537 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,924 -Are you serious? -Yeah, they-they were all 538 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,292 pretty upset at first, but then, 539 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:01,728 Ben insisted they were "pee brothers"? 540 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,963 A-And they seemed to have really bonded over it, so... 541 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,432 That is terrific. 542 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,933 -Pee brothers. I like that. -Yeah. 543 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,568 Good job, buddy. 544 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,169 All right, let's go. What do you say to Troy's mom? 545 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,405 Thanks for letting us pee in your house. 546 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,173 -Oh. You're welcome. -Good boy. 547 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,743 Hop on in. 548 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,944 -Watch those piggies. -(car doors closing) 549 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,112 Such a strange family. 550 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,004 JIMMY: Go back to bed, or I'll kill you. 551 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,006 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 552 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,277 Hope you enjoyed kickin' it with The Mick. 553 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,546 Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 554 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,950 Who's ready for a Fox Sunday Survey? 555 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,318 -Okay. -Okay. 556 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,987 Okay, I guess. 557 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,555 -Okay. -Let's do it! 558 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:04,824 -Are you in love with Bob's Burgers? -Yes. 559 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,225 -The Simpsons? -Yes! 560 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,394 -Ghosted? -Yes! 561 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:08,728 -Family Guy? -Yes. 562 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,329 -The Last Man on Earth? -Yes! 563 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,464 Potatoes? 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