1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,071 She's inappropriate, but in charge. 2 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:05,206 -She's The Mick. -Can I have some more ice cream? 3 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:06,240 Oh! Aaah! 4 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:07,741 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays, 5 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,310 and check out our other Fox programs-- 6 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,080 New Girl, Son of Zorn and Lethal Weapon. 7 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:13,847 -That's attractive. -Why would they-- 8 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:15,749 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,189 (P.A. beeps) 10 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,823 DR. FRENKEL: Well, it doesn't take a genius to see 11 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,193 Ben's veered off the food pyramid. 12 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,828 Mind telling us what you've been swallowing? 13 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,332 Not a whole lot-- a tack, a pencil sharpener, 14 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,067 you got cabinet knobs, 15 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,903 some matches, Alba's mood ring. 16 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:37,071 Okay, enough with the guessing game, 17 00:00:37,105 --> 00:00:38,106 I'm freaking out over here. 18 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,407 Can you just tell me how bad it is? 19 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,675 Ben, can you go play in the waiting area, 20 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,544 so I can have a word with your aunt? 21 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,246 Okay. Thanks. 22 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:46,447 It'll just be a minute, sweetie. 23 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,548 (door opens, then closes) 24 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:48,416 Physically, Ben's fine. 25 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:49,750 The kid's got an iron stomach 26 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:51,919 so as long as he passes the objects 27 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:53,254 there should be no problem. Really? 28 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,588 Oh, that's great. 29 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,790 This is awesome news, thank you. 30 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,459 I wouldn't say it's awesome. 31 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,561 This is more telling of a psychological issue. 32 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:03,364 Has Ben been undergone any recent trauma? 33 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:07,235 I mean, barring his parents getting arrested 34 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:10,271 and fleeing the country without saying good-bye, 35 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:13,073 I-- nothing comes to mind. 36 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:15,243 I see he burnt his taste buds off. 37 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:17,278 Right, yeah, that. 38 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:19,980 Forgot about that one. That happened. 39 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,082 Listen, I get you're new to this whole parenting thing, 40 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:24,418 but do you think you're up to the task? 41 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:27,054 Yeah, totally. It's just-- it's been a little bit 42 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,323 of an adjustment period, but I can-I can do this, I got this. 43 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,791 I got it, right? 44 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,264 It's not all bad-- I see he had a birthday last week. 45 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,132 You guys do anything fun? 46 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,636 Mm-hmm. 47 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,172 Where are my keys? 48 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,206 Just had them. 49 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,144 Oh, come on! 50 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,479 (sighs) All right. 51 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,113 (grunts) 52 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,948 (car alarm chirps) 53 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:56,850 Get in. 54 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,520 (man speaks indistinctly on TV) 55 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,855 MAN: ...got his residence. 56 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:04,358 WOMAN: What are you gonna do when you find him? 57 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:05,626 MAN: I mean, he's been on the streets for how many years now? 58 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,928 WOMAN: As long as we've been part-- 59 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,630 (TV turns off) Hey! What the hell? 60 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,365 Oh, I'm sorry, were you watching that? 61 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:13,133 Is that why you were too busy to remember 62 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,134 you little brothers' birthday? 63 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,369 Oh, yikes. 64 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:17,037 Oh... Ay bendito. 65 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,639 I mean, at least I'm new around here, you're his siblings. 66 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:21,309 Hey, don't put this on us, okay? That was Mom's job. 67 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,543 So was paying taxes. 68 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:23,844 She wasn't doing a real bang-up job 69 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,346 of that either. Seriously, though, 70 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:26,980 do you guys ever think about anybody but yourselves? 71 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,449 JIMMY: She's right. 72 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,784 You really dropped the ball on this one. 73 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,954 I'm sorry, who is this derelict 74 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,189 and why is he still here? 75 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,290 Yeah, time to go home, dude. 76 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,958 Hey! Back off. 77 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,727 Jimmy's my guy and I say he stays. 78 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,395 Oh yeah? He's your boyfriend? 79 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,663 Yeah. No, he is my guy. 80 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:43,897 We don't do labels. 81 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,466 But I'm-I'm am not opposed to a label. 82 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,535 Shut up, Jimmy. You guys suck. 83 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,637 We never forgot little Ben's birthday before you showed up. 84 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,638 SABRINA: Yeah, you're the one who's always 85 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,373 babbling on about how you're the boss. 86 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,374 I am the boss. 87 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:54,642 Well, then act like one. 88 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,876 Fine. 89 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,245 I will fix this myself. 90 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,646 Yeah, take a mulligan. 91 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,248 You tell him it's his birthday this weekend, 92 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,082 he's not gonna know the difference. 93 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,517 See? 94 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,553 There we go, Jimmy, that's my guy. 95 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,588 Thank you. All right, what'd you guys do for birthdays 96 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,156 around here when you were his age? 97 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,225 Uh, well, I flew 15 of my closest friends to Paris 98 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,826 for Fashion Week. 99 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,396 I took batting practice at Yankee Stadium. 100 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,164 Gross. 101 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,868 * 102 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:23,504 Hey, buddy. 103 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,006 What you doing? 104 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,276 Uh, he seems to be staring at a wall. 105 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,243 (quietly): Yeah. 106 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,944 Oh, no, hey, hey, hey. 107 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:33,414 Hock it up, come on. 108 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,516 Ugh! See what we're dealing with? JIMMY: Yeah. 109 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,551 Hey, Ben, buddy, 110 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,388 we got a surprise for you, okay? 111 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:43,190 It's your birthday! Ah! Oh! 112 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,692 Really? SABRINA: Yeah. 113 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:47,361 How old am I turning? 114 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,597 Come on... what? No, that's on him, he's got to know that. 115 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,198 MICKEY: Well, 116 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,367 ni... nine? 117 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:54,368 No. Ten... 118 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:55,869 Let's go with seven. 119 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,104 (chuckles) Seven, you silly goose. 120 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,540 SABRINA: Yeah! Congratulations! 121 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,609 So, what do you want at your party this weekend? 122 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,711 Will Mommy and Daddy be there? 123 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,447 Oh, gosh, uh, no, uh, misunderstanding. 124 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,149 (nervous chuckle) I was thinking more along the lines 125 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:10,451 of, like, a theme. 126 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,886 Oh. How about a Mommy and Daddy theme? 127 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,590 Uh, buddy, I just want to know 128 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,759 what kind of stuff you like. 129 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:19,660 Uh, lots of stuff. 130 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:20,994 Mice, Uh-huh. 131 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:23,163 My Mini Pony dolls, 132 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,898 syrup, 133 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,133 the Iraq War, 134 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,401 getting rolled up in the carpet 135 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:28,902 like a taquito. 136 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:29,937 Yeah! (chuckles) 137 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:31,672 I mean, who doesn't? 138 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:32,740 This kid. 139 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,074 Thank you. 140 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,609 That gives us a real good jumping-off point, 141 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:36,844 buddy, right? JIMMY: Yeah. 142 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,913 Get ready for the best party ever. Whoo! 143 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,282 (softly): Yeah. Let's go. 144 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:46,186 * 145 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:49,156 Let's do that kid a favor and not do any of that stuff. 146 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:51,024 Why don't we just stick with what's worked millions of years, 147 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,426 cake, clowns, balloons? 148 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,828 Yeah, if it's not broke, you don't fix it. 149 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:58,098 Oh, what's the name of the clown that everyone got growing up? 150 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,367 Sully? Yeah. 151 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,634 Sully the Clown! 152 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:01,935 That guy's the best. 153 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,337 What, a clown? Sounds pretty lame. 154 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,605 No, not this guy. 155 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,374 He's like the Mick Jagger of clowns. 156 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,409 We find somebody half as good as Sully, we are in business. 157 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,446 MICKEY: One more time. ALMA: One, two, three, hit it! 158 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,715 (rapping): * Ha-ppy birth-day (Alma hums along) 159 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:17,050 * Gonna blow out all the candles on your birthday * 160 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,620 * And we wish we knew the age of your birthday * 161 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,122 BOTH: *'Cause people should know the kids' birthday! * 162 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,291 Wika-ow! I like what you're adding at the end. 163 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,394 I-I like it. I think it's good. It really puts a nice spin on it. 164 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:27,995 It's nice. You know what? We're gonna shove this party 165 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,897 on their stupid faces. Ugh. Oh. 166 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,466 What the hell is this? (kids screaming and laughing) 167 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,701 What are all those balloons? 168 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,235 There's so many. 169 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:38,906 (gasps) Oh... no, no. 170 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,173 Oh! 171 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:42,543 (carnival music playing) 172 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:43,944 (kids laughing, chattering) 173 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,384 (cake thuds) 174 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:55,689 Well, no one's gonna miss that. 175 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,595 SABRINA: Hey, so glad you could make it. 176 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,263 What the hell is this? 177 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,032 Well, we decided we couldn't let 178 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:07,267 Ben's name be on the marquee of your crap fest, 179 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,903 so we stepped up and threw him the party he deserves. 180 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,939 I thought we agreed I'm the boss. 181 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:14,207 No, if you saw my silence as agreeing with you, 182 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,409 that's on you. 183 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,010 Well, what happened to keeping it basic? 184 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,713 We did. We basically threw the best party ever. 185 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:23,451 Too bad Ben couldn't care less about it. What? Hmm? 186 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:26,119 SABRINA: Come on, he's surrounded by ten grand in gourmet candy, 187 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,354 and he's eating crayons? 188 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,589 Yeah, well, don't take it personally, 189 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,357 his heart just isn't for sale. 190 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,059 JIMMY: Ho! 191 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:35,062 (claps) Whoo! Sully in the house! MICKEY: What? 192 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:38,031 Who the hell is this guy? What do you mean? It's Sully 193 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,867 Sully, who? 194 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,101 The Sully? Yeah. 195 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,270 I looked him up. 196 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,205 But, Jimmy, I told you to get somebody like Sully. 197 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,040 No, I know, I heard you and I did you one better. 198 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,141 Got the real McCoy. 199 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,610 MICKEY: Yeah, but this guy looks like hell. 200 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,378 Oh, you should've seen him an hour ago. Ugh. 201 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,814 JIMMY: I gave him some coffee, he perked right up. 202 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:55,248 Your guy really came through, huh? 203 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,450 CHIP: This is the clown 204 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,151 you were so excited about? 205 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,387 The name's Sully the Spectacular. 206 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,922 Yeah, spectacularly stupid. 207 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,156 JIMMY: Hey! 208 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,424 You're in the presence of greatness. 209 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,659 It's cool. 210 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:06,894 I get it. 211 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,229 I'm an unproven entity. 212 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,564 Let's see now... 213 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:12,132 (all yell in astonishment) 214 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,001 Oh... Oh! Oh! 215 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,069 Did you just rip a bird out of the sky? 216 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,905 Yeah, he did, impressed now? 217 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,407 Yeah, I mean obviously my... (stammers) 218 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,276 That's the dopest thing I've ever seen! (chuckles) 219 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,645 Is that even a trick? 220 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,747 Yeah, I doubt the bird liked it. (scoffs) 221 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,248 What bird? 222 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,282 Ooh! (Chip gasps) 223 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,685 (laughing) 224 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:33,286 (Mickey laughs) Wow! 225 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,255 Yes! Yeah! Yeah! CHIP: What? 226 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,957 Wha... what? 227 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,192 Wow, is that clown for me?! 228 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,694 MICKEY: You better believe it, buddy. 229 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,596 Go round up the troops and meet me in the living room 230 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,865 if you want to have your minds blown out of your butts 231 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,634 by Sully the Spectacular. Cool. 232 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,836 Hey, everyone! 233 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,871 Come inside if you want to have your butts blown 234 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:52,806 by a freaking clown! 235 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:53,874 (kids cheering) 236 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,142 Yeah. 237 00:07:55,175 --> 00:07:56,343 All right, 238 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:57,811 I don't get my hands on a slice of cake... 239 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,613 Whoa, cake's for closers, Sully, okay? 240 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,314 You razzle-dazzle them and then we'll talk. 241 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,618 Looks like my little crap fest is right up Ben's alley. 242 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,620 Hope you guys didn't spend 243 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,155 too much money on the rides, 244 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:11,792 and the games, and all the whatnots. 245 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,827 Who's the clown now? 246 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,963 Of course, Ben would choose a demented clown 247 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,197 over this amazing party. 248 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,732 Why wouldn't he? 249 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,333 He'll be back. 250 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,335 I got a different horse in this race, 251 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,538 or shall I say pony? 252 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,374 I'm guessing you got him a My Mini Pony? 253 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:30,177 No, because that'd be the lamest thing ever. 254 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:31,812 I got him a real pony. 255 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,847 Which saying out loud also sounds pretty lame. 256 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,382 You know what? 257 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:38,185 Just, uh, tell everybody to meet out on the front lawn 258 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,486 in ten minutes. 259 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,821 No, screw that, let's drop that thing 260 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,556 right through the front door and up the gut 261 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,057 of her stupid-ass party. 262 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,528 All right, what do we call this... 263 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,330 girl? 264 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,332 She got a name? 265 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,734 Uh, "Ice Cream." 266 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,002 (pony snorts) 267 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,570 What do I feed her? 268 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,706 Ah, you know, standard stuff: carrots, hay. 269 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,073 Definitely not chocolate, though. 270 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,775 Chocolate, isn't that a dog thing? 271 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,277 Nah, horses, dogs, same thing. 272 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:06,714 Are they? Hey, they're both animals, right? 273 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,216 Help me up on this thing. 274 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,383 All right, here you go. 275 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,185 I'll boost you. Oh, hey. (grunts) 276 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,387 Oh, oh, easy now. Oh. 277 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,123 Where are the brakes on this? I don't know. 278 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,558 I'm just the delivery guy. What? No, where you going? 279 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:19,793 Don't leave! 280 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,528 Where are you going? 281 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,896 Stop. Where you going? Where you going? 282 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,431 Stop! No! 283 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:25,899 Sabrina! 284 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:26,934 Sabrina, help! 285 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:29,870 'Sup. 286 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:30,938 Oh... 287 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:33,406 Stop. Oh, God... 288 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,708 Help! 289 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,611 Okay, Sully, this is it, let's do it. 290 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,579 You got it. Just, uh, give me ten minutes 291 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:40,981 and we'll light this place up. 292 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,549 Mm-mm, yeah, Light it up. 293 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,917 but did you not just hear me? 294 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,418 I said this is it, it's showtime. 295 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,920 Oh, I heard you, but I got to bang out 296 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,089 my pre-show ritual first. 297 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,557 Where's your green room? 298 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,726 Oh, no, man, this is a home, 299 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,094 so we-we don't have a green room, 300 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,129 but you should do whatever you need to do. 301 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,831 Well, what other kind of rooms do you have? 302 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,599 For you? The bathroom. 303 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,334 You be back in two minutes or so help me God 304 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,003 I will take the cake off the table. 305 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,838 Well, you don't have to be a bitch about it. 306 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,273 Oh, hey, come on, man. 307 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,475 Where's Sully going? 308 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:10,610 Eh... he-he just needed to stretch, 309 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,845 but he'll be right back. 310 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,580 (kids sigh, groan) 311 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,182 Yeah, maybe he will. 312 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,284 Or maybe we'll never see him again. 313 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,586 Who here likes surprises? Oh. No. 314 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,922 (kids yelling over each other) That's what I thought. Okay. 315 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:22,956 You guys sit tight, I'm gonna run 316 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,157 and get the best surprise 317 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,359 in the history of birthdays. 318 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,428 (kids cheer) Yay! 319 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,830 Yes. Hey, what are you doing? 320 00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,098 I got a thing going here. 321 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,465 You do? Hmm. Yeah. 322 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,868 I don't see anything. 323 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:38,005 Yeah, but-- Mm. Ugh. 324 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,473 Chip, we're ready for the pony! 325 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,144 Chip! 326 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,550 No. Hey! Ah! 327 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,685 All right, all right. Yeah. 328 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,620 (screams) 329 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,823 (phone vibrating) 330 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,130 Chip? Sabrina! 331 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,598 Oh, I've never been happi-- no, no! 332 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,601 (screams) 333 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,240 Damn it. 334 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:17,144 Damn it! 335 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,747 This one in the star glasses, is she eyeballing me? 336 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,722 Oh. Oh, hey there. 337 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,190 Hey. We're so excited 338 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,491 about your surprise, did you bring the surprise? 339 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,492 Is it in your pocket? 340 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,593 Yeah, it's coming. 341 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,594 Mm. Chip is just 342 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,896 a little tied up at the moment. 343 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,397 Oh. So, 344 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,332 let's get on with the clown show. 345 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,902 Oh, we would love to, but you eighty-sixed the clown. 346 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,037 Remember when she made us get rid of that fun clown, 347 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,438 who was gonna do fun clown stuff? 348 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,439 (murmuring agreement) I remember. Yeah. 349 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,440 We did that 350 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,508 because we were waiting for that 351 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,342 big surprise that you promised. 352 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,844 Are you gonna break your promise? 353 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,746 No. Uh-uh. We don't break promises. 354 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,281 No, I would never break a promise, okay? 355 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,116 It's just... it's just gonna take 356 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,384 a little bit longer, that's all. 357 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,886 MICKEY: Mm. (kids groan) 358 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,087 Ms. Mickey? 359 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,288 Mm. We have a problem. 360 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,056 Not now, Alba, I'm gloating. 361 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,591 Uh, no, this is something that cannot wait. 362 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:05,625 So, come on, 363 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,460 let's move fast 364 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,896 to-towards that something 365 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:11,398 that is in the other room. 366 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,267 You are not moving fast enough for this thing 367 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,602 that is something. 368 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,370 We can just go. MICKEY: All right. 369 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,239 Ay... Oh, whoa. 370 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,473 Dear God! 371 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,109 Gross! (Alba speaks Spanish) 372 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,610 Oh... 373 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,813 Oh, clown down. 374 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,718 What the hell happened? What do you think happened? 375 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,720 Syringe, spoon, tied-off balloon-- 376 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,721 come on, do the math. 377 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,756 Nice one, Mickey! What did I do? 378 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,792 You brought a junkie to a kid's birthday party! 379 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:39,893 No, I didn't. He did. 380 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,161 No, I-- uh, 381 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,729 No! You asked for this guy! 382 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,764 I didn't, I asked for someone like this guy. 383 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,266 I got you the real guy! (coughing) Oh, he's alive! 384 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,101 He's choking! JIMMY: Oh, get in there! 385 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,837 What? Get the airway, get the airway! 386 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,638 Come on. Okay, hang in there, Sully, I got to clear this out! 387 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:52,973 Open your mouth. 388 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,274 I-I fishhooked something. Get it! 389 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,442 Here we go. What...? Get it. 390 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,676 Whoa. What?! 391 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,777 Are you kidding me? 392 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,280 (groaning) This is crazy! 393 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,614 Oh, man, Ben would have loved that. 394 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:02,850 This is so stupid! 395 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:03,951 (groans) SABRINA: Get it out! 396 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,285 ALBA: Get him moving or something. 397 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,453 I'm-- I'm try-- (groans) 398 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,488 Cough it up! I did it, I got it! 399 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,858 At least he's alive, sort of. Wake up! 400 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,425 I know you're in there, man. Wake up! 401 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,760 JIMMY: Harder! MICKEY: Stop it! 402 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,628 Wake up! 403 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,997 Don't leave me now, Sully, come on! 404 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,631 Come on, Sully! JIMMY: Sully! 405 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,799 Hey, guys, what you doing? 406 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,035 MICKEY: Huh? ALL: No! 407 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,304 (all yelling) Oh! Oh, no! 408 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,106 He swallowed it. 409 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,674 It's all the way down. It's gone. 410 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,476 That's okay, that's okay. 411 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,544 It's okay, it's good, we're fine. 412 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,779 Uh, Alba? Hmm? 413 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,114 Why don't you take our little birthday boy 414 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,682 back outside... 415 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,184 Yeah, yeah, yeah. ...so I can come up with a plan. 416 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,685 Okay, okay, come on, come on. 'Cause I will fix this. 417 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,753 Come on. I will fix it, I can. 418 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,992 Uh... That's not good! 419 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,359 That balloon! That's a bad balloon! 420 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:47,527 I'm gonna call 911! 421 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,528 Yes! Yes! 422 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:49,329 No, stop, stop! 423 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,497 Stop! Why? 424 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,398 Because-- listen to me. 425 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,632 Just let me think this through! 426 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,833 What is there to think about? 427 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,702 If we rush Ben to the emergency room right now, 428 00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:56,803 they are going to pump his stomach 429 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,371 or they're gonna dissect him like a frog 430 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,207 and either way, guess what they're gonna find? 431 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,309 They're gonna find the balloon and they're not gonna like it! 432 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,543 Okay? And they're gonna call 433 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,677 Child Protective Services 434 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,013 and he is gonna go live in a group home, 435 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,514 for this birthday will be ruined and every birthday 436 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,749 after this one till he's 18 will be ruined. 437 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,584 Yeah, well, at least then he'll be safe from you! 438 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,752 Okay, you know wha-- 439 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,187 I want to-- (yells) 440 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,589 Is that what you want? 441 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,091 Is that really what you want? 442 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:20,393 You want me to go to jail? 443 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,666 (chuckles) 444 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,501 No! No, I-- no. 445 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,003 Fine. Now let's fix this. 446 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,438 What's the plan? 447 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,940 The plan is very simple. 448 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,041 The plan is get the bad balloon 449 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,376 out of Ben before it kills him. 450 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,945 Yeah? Yes, yes. Yeah. 451 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:38,678 Move! Okay! 452 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,879 Yeah. Come on. 453 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,950 Just frickin' kill me already. 454 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,919 Oh, that's a step in the right direction. 455 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,188 Are we going home now? Ah! 456 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,722 Good pony. 457 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,624 Take-take a left. Take a left... Yeah! 458 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,859 No! No! 459 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,127 Slow down! Stop! 460 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,762 No! 461 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,597 (exhales) Coming in hot! 462 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,799 Okay, did you get the ipecac? No, I did not get the ipecac. 463 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,901 What? They were all out, but I got you one better. 464 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,803 Bwah! What the hell is this? 465 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,272 JIMMY: I have never seen someone drink that 466 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,439 without throwing up. What? 467 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,374 I asked you for ipecac 468 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,408 and this is the best you can do? 469 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:09,909 Yeah, uh, well, yeah, I-- 470 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,578 honestly, that will make you throw up. 471 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,480 Wait, you want Ben to get wasted? 472 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,814 No, I don't want to get him wasted, 473 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:15,882 but if it happens, it happens. 474 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:16,883 This is your guy? 475 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,551 Everyone, relax! I got this. 476 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,387 I'm calling an audible, I'm going in manually, okay? 477 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,089 Ben, listen close. 478 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,823 What I'm about to do is gonna suck. 479 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,725 You're gonna hate it and that's okay. 480 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,995 Sometimes we hate things, you understand? 481 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,829 Open your mouth. 482 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,231 What are you-- oh. There we go. 483 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,332 Do you-- do you know what you're doing? 484 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,101 I'm pulling the trigger! All right? 485 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,435 You feelin' anything bubbling up? 486 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,438 No, but it tickles. Okay. 487 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,939 Seriously? I'm, like, knee-deep in there. 488 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,141 Oh... 489 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,775 SABRINA: I'm gonna puke. Come on. Come on! 490 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,411 Open wide. (grunts) 491 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,146 Nothing, huh? No? Nothing? 492 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,447 This kid's got no gag reflex. 493 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,581 (gags) 494 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,983 JIMMY: What about a little shimmy? 495 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,985 (squishing) Yeah. 496 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,523 No? JIMMY: What about a swirl? 497 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,958 Faster. 498 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,660 I ca-- 499 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,429 I mean, it's like... I can't watch this. 500 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,264 Yeah, this is starting to get really uneasy. 501 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,999 No, no, no, no! Mickey, I'm going to puke, I'm gonna puke. 502 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,601 All right, everyone just pull it together! Grow up! 503 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,669 No, 504 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,670 everyone just... 505 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:11,971 hold it together, it's-- (groans) 506 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,173 (blows raspberry) ...it's all good. 507 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,142 (retches) Oh! 508 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,143 (Mickey coughing) 509 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,010 (retching continues) 510 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:25,018 Screw it. Everyone shut your mouths. 511 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,053 I knew you'd come around. 512 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,420 This is for me! 513 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,324 Look, what am I doing here? 514 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,793 Just waiting for it to maybe pass? 515 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:34,961 Well, guess what? 516 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,963 What if it ruptures and maybe kills him? 517 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,898 What's Aunt Mickey talking about? 518 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:39,666 MICKEY: Nothing! 519 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,667 I am in charge, 520 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,402 I'm fine, I'm the boss, 521 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,672 and I am deciding that we're going to the hospital. 522 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,973 Okay, 523 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,708 Ben, listen. 524 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,009 Party's over, okay? 525 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,211 Your Aunt Mickey screwed up. 526 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,979 I screwed up and, um, 527 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,914 we're gonna have to take a little ride. 528 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,983 But we haven't even had cake yet. 529 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,985 JIMMY: Ah, he's right, Mick. 530 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,521 It's not a party unless you have cake. 531 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,423 Okay, we'll do cake first. 532 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,557 We'll do cake first. 533 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,559 We'll do cake before the drive 534 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,894 and we'll make a good memory. 535 00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,196 It's the least we can do 536 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,963 before we send him off into the system. 537 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,902 ALL: * Happy birthday to you 538 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:19,406 * Happy birthday to you 539 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,242 (distorted): * Happy birthday... 540 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,011 Cake! 541 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:29,882 * ...to you 542 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,720 * Happy birthday dear Ben 543 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,788 SULLY: Cake! 544 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:36,956 ALL: * Happy birthday 545 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,458 Cake! 546 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,692 Sully? 547 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,861 Cake! (gasps) 548 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,763 What's happening? 549 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,965 (pony neighs, screaming) Get out of the way! 550 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,967 * 551 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,102 (Chip screams) 552 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,070 * 553 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,580 SABRINA (in slow motion): Ben! 554 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,849 Look out! 555 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,089 (in slow motion): Ben! 556 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,425 (grunts) 557 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,226 (guests scream) 558 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,428 CHIP: Oh! 559 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,599 Oh, thank God it stopped! 560 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,733 (Mickey cackles) 561 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,068 That's why he's my guy! 562 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,503 (coughing) 563 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,471 Oh. (laughs) 564 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,474 I did it! I saved the day. 565 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,741 Eh. 566 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:29,809 You got me a pony! 567 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:30,977 You got me a pony! 568 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:34,046 This is the best birthday ever! 569 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,150 (all groaning) 570 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:37,950 Oh, gross! 571 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,085 That got him to puke? 572 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,354 Oh! (yells) 573 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,022 Oh! Still intact! 574 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,023 Yes! Still intact! 575 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,492 We did it! 576 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,693 Oh, yay! 577 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:47,927 Oh, we did it. Come here, buddy. 578 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,162 Oh, nice work. 579 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,101 MICKEY: Hey, Sully! 580 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,636 Get out of here! Yeah, you're lucky 581 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,205 we don't call the cops on your junkie ass. 582 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,440 I'm no junkie. I'm a diabetic. 583 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,108 I live on birthday cake 584 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,711 and high fructose corn syrup. 585 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,546 Geez. 586 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,047 What about the needle and balloons? 587 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,450 Insulin and sugar pills. 588 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,718 The spoon? 589 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,119 Cake. 590 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,788 Try using less milk chocolate next time. 591 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,991 The frosting is supposed to be a vehicle for the cake, 592 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,027 not the star of the show. 593 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,096 (groans) Take the cake and get out of here. 594 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,545 Wow! 595 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,146 Well, that party was a disaster, 596 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,548 but at least Ben seems to be having fun. 597 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,849 MICKEY: Mm-hmm. 598 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,818 Hey, Ben, I think you missed one. 599 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,719 (Ben gasps) 600 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,654 Who's it from? 601 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,888 I don't know, 602 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,757 we're gonna have to read the card. 603 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:51,758 (gasps) 604 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,159 What?! 605 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,994 A postcard from Iraq? 606 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,263 Iraq. 607 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,764 MICKEY: Who could that be from? 608 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,567 "Dear Ben, greetings from Iraq. 609 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,068 "Mommy and Daddy are sorry 610 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:05,037 "they couldn't celebrate your birthday, 611 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,106 but we miss you and love you very much." 612 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,174 Ah! (gasps) 613 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,709 "We'll be home 614 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,177 "as soon as we can. 615 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,246 "In the meantime, be a good boy 616 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,214 "and do what your Aunt Mickey says. 617 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,183 "Don't be fooled by her good looks, 618 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,786 she's actually smarter than all of you." 619 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:20,787 Hmm. 620 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,188 "Love, Mom." 621 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,956 Oh, buddy! 622 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,525 That's so great! What's in it? 623 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,660 I don't know, you're gonna have to open it up, goofball. 624 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:33,800 (gasps) Syrup! 625 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,901 (hums) 626 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,403 (gasps) Taquitos! 627 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,272 My Mini Pony dolls! 628 00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,172 (smooches) 629 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,075 A mouse! (mouse squeaking) 630 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,777 Nice touch. 631 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,646 Thanks. 632 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,215 BEN: This is the greatest birthday ever! 633 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,783 I know you didn't ask for any of this. 634 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,251 BEN: I'm gonna have taquitos with syrup. 635 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,453 And I basically hate 636 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,787 every single thing about you; 637 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,890 the way you look, the way you sound, 638 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:58,958 your smell... 639 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,027 Is there a "but" coming? 640 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,330 But... 641 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,331 Whoop, he's eating the mouse. 642 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,798 No! Hey! 643 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:06,766 I get the doctor. Okay, 644 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:07,767 come on, kid. 645 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,168 What if we just dance again, huh? 646 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,737 You know, there's a chance 647 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,238 it actually crawls through. 648 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,606 Oh, sure! 649 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,508 Let's drop everything because Ben 650 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,644 swallowed something again. It's not even his real birthday! 651 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,446 What about me? I was almost killed today! 652 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,014 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 653 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,017 MICKEY: This kid's got no gag reflex! 654 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,123 Now that you've gotten to know The Mick, 655 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,960 here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 656 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,029 (beeping) 657 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,165 Nicole. Get to the attic. 658 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,734 No matter what you hear, don't make a sound. 659 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,136 (breathing quietly) 660 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,073 (Nicole breathing shakily) 661 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,380 -(phone rings) -Carter? 662 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,147 -They're here. -My God. 663 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,822 ANNOUNCER: 24: Legacy. 664 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,991 After the Super Bowl, on Fox.