1 00:00:00,868 --> 00:00:02,636 She's inappropriate, but in charge. 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,972 -She's The Mick. -Can I have some more ice cream? 3 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:05,973 Oh! Aaah! 4 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,341 Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays, 5 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:08,976 and check out our other Fox programs-- 6 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,812 New Girl, Son of Zorn and Lethal Weapon. 7 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,647 -That's attractive. -Why would they-- 8 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,549 Only on Fox. 9 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,888 (birds chirping) 10 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,191 (footsteps approaching) 11 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:24,892 Morning. 12 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,002 What you drinkin'? 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,837 Coffee. I like it when I smoke. 14 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,673 Yeah, so do I. So does everyone. That's why I made it. 15 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,509 Oh. Cool. Thank you. 16 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,711 I don't want a "thank you." I want my coffee. 17 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:44,712 Then make some more. There is 18 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:46,680 no more, or I would. I left for, like, 19 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:47,615 two seconds to grab a cigarette. 20 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,217 You shouldn't have left it unattended, then. 21 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,552 Okay. Well, good advice. 22 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:58,726 (gasping breath) Ooh. 23 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,094 It's a little hot, isn't it? 24 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:02,630 (exhales): Good hot. It's just the way I like it. 25 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:06,134 (doorbell rings) I'll get it. (exhales) 26 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,904 Oh, Liz! 27 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,873 To what do we owe this pleasure? 28 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,244 I caught him in my bushes videotaping me in my shower! 29 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,111 Gross. 30 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:20,614 Not you. Just... gross. 31 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,049 Omicron made me do it. 32 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:22,883 Come on. 33 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:23,884 Who is Omicron? 34 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,453 It's-- come here. It's his imaginary friend. 35 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:27,921 Can you cut him some slack? He's going through a thing. 36 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,923 Frankly, I don't care. Ever since you showed up, 37 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:32,293 this whole family's been nothing but trouble for me. Okay. 38 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,727 Keep him off my property, Oh, yeah, yeah. 39 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,630 or I'm calling the police. Oh, yeah. Totally. Okay, thank you so much. 40 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:38,732 Hey, buddy, you've been hanging out 41 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,101 an awful lot with Omicron-- wouldn't you rather hang 42 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,436 with some real people? 43 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,972 Omicron is real-- he's from Jupiter 44 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,774 and he talks like a robot. 45 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,743 And we're fixing up the tree house in the woods. 46 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,745 Yeah, no, totally-- he's real, and I get that. 47 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,747 Yeah. But here's the thing, if you need something, 48 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,649 just come to me-- don't go to a neighbor 49 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:58,085 and ask for stuff, okay? Deal? 50 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,086 Deal. Cool. 51 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,421 Now, come on, give me a hug. 52 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,756 Then get out of here, okay? See ya. 53 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:06,460 Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa. Get back here. 54 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:07,295 Turn around. 55 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,163 (Sabrina gasps) 56 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:11,131 Ben! What? 57 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,434 Ben... 58 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,102 since when do you smoke? 59 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,638 They're not for me, they're for Omicron. All right, you know what? 60 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,107 I tried to be real cool about this Omicron character, 61 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,675 but clearly he's a bad influence. 62 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,010 Get up to your room. 63 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,313 I hate you! I hate you both! 64 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:27,448 (quiet gasp) Wow! 65 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,950 What has gotten into that kid? I have no idea. 66 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,319 (grunts) 67 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,690 * 68 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,960 You two disgust me. We said we were sorry. 69 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:40,928 No, I sorry... 70 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,297 for thinking I can count on you degenerates. 71 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,298 All right, we get it. 72 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,999 Do ya? I don't think you do. I think 73 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,336 your brain's too clogged up with smoke to "get" anything. 74 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:51,372 You're the reason Ben is out in the woods all day just talking to himself. 75 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,474 He's got an imaginary friend. It's not a big deal. 76 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,975 I had one when I was his age. 77 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,810 Yeah. And look how you turned out. 78 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,579 Freakin' chimney with a blonde wig. 79 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,182 Maybe he should see a psychiatrist. 80 00:03:02,216 --> 00:03:03,551 Absolutely not. 81 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,986 Pembertons do not talk to psychiatrists. 82 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,857 What he needs is a positive role model-- that's where I come in. 83 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:10,858 Oh, God. 84 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:14,194 (whispers): Pathetic. 85 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:15,195 Hmm. 86 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,364 He's right. 87 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,898 You should be ashamed. 88 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,700 Yeah, I'm ashamed as hell, okay? 89 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,370 Kid's obviously got some issues. Yeah, it's probably our fault 90 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:25,339 he made up Omicron in the first place. 91 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:29,176 I'm kind of getting anxious just thinking about it. 92 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,245 Think I need a cigarette. Yeah. Should probably have a cigarette. 93 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:32,880 Wha...? I can't believe you two. 94 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,516 What kind of example are you setting for Benito? 95 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,084 Back off, Alba. You don't get it. 96 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,085 Don't I? 97 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,520 MICKEY: Is that a nicotine patch? 98 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,688 Alba, you smoked? 99 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,256 Yes, Alba smoked! 100 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,024 Since I was four years old. 101 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:47,528 In Guatemala they would just hand them to the children like candy. 102 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:49,863 Oh, you are just full of surprises. 103 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,700 And now I hide the patches in my first aid kit in my room 104 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,968 because I am embarrassed. 105 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,439 (sighs) Maybe we should try it. 106 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,908 Right? I mean, it worked for her, it could work for us. 107 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,576 Yeah, we got to do something. Yeah. 108 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,111 Yeah, maybe you go get one now. 109 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:05,646 Okay. 110 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,585 We were just kids. 111 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,888 Hey, Ben, can we come in? 112 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,256 Hey, buddy. 113 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:17,891 Listen, we... 114 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,294 feel like we came down on you pretty hard earlier, 115 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:22,296 and we are very sorry about that. 116 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:25,065 Yeah, we haven't been setting the best example for you, but... 117 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,568 starting today that's all gonna change, okay? 118 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,802 'Cause we're getting healthy. We're getting healthy, 119 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,404 and you know what we're gonna do first? 120 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,739 Quit smoking cigarettes. 121 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,273 Because they're disgusting, and they cause 122 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,242 all kinds of nasty side effects. 123 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,243 Like what? 124 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,911 Like asthma Mm-hmm. 125 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,414 and bad breath, yellow teeth, 126 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,416 gross skin... D... 127 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,318 Did you just point to me for gross skin? 128 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:46,920 You don't have great skin. 129 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:47,921 Wha... All right. 130 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,090 It doesn't matter. That's all surface stuff, 131 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,460 and everybody knows that it's what's on the inside 132 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:54,094 that matters the most. 133 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:54,995 Let me ask you this 134 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,830 important question: when you grow up, 135 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:59,933 you want to turn into a moody little bitch? 136 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:00,768 No. 137 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:01,802 No! 138 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,638 Nobody does, 'cause it's awful to be around. 139 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,640 So never smoke, got it? Got it. 140 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:07,941 Okay. Good. Does this mean 141 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,811 I can still be friends with Omicron? 142 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:12,980 Sure. 143 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:16,450 Yeah. Just... stay out of trouble, okay? Okay. 144 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:17,651 Maybe wash your hands and face. 145 00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,152 Yeah. Take a shower. 146 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,122 I think he got it, right? 147 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,458 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think he got it. 148 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,293 Honestly, I got it. 149 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,628 Cigarettes are nasty. 150 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,663 I've been looking for a reason to quit. 151 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:31,632 Me, too. (sighs) 152 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,701 I feel healthier already. Yeah. 153 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,469 Me, too. Yeah. 154 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:38,171 Good night. Good night. 155 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:39,339 (crickets chirping) 156 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:42,142 Busted! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 157 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,010 Addict! 158 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:45,546 You are so weak. You're one to talk. 159 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,147 Me? No! This? 160 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,882 That's nothing. That's, like, there was one left. 161 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,684 I didn't want it just hanging out 162 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,352 Sure. on my dresser, mocking me. 163 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:53,487 "Sure." 164 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,822 Wha...? Did you... 165 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,657 did you open a new pack? I'm responsibly 166 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,325 weaning myself off. Nah, 167 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,827 you are so full of crap. 168 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,862 So are you. But guess what, this is my last one. 169 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:04,498 I just wanted one more to remind me how gross cigarettes are, 170 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:05,699 and then I am done. 171 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,501 Yeah. I'm done, 'cause they're gross. 172 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,737 Totally. Done. 173 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,039 MICKEY: So, they only come through 174 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,374 Rhode Island, like, once every ten years, so everybody's 175 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,709 super revved up for this show. 176 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,010 I scalp tickets in the parking lot, 177 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,846 and, like, ten minutes before they go onstage, 178 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,681 I down an entire bottle of cat morphine. 179 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,215 Wait, what the hell is that? 180 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:24,184 It's morphine for cats. 181 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,086 Right. Stupid question. Yeah. Right. 182 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,721 Yeah. So was the show awesome? 183 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:30,023 Literally no idea. I came to, like, four days later 184 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:32,025 in a mental institution getting my hair braided 185 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,695 by a woman who thought she was Lou Diamond Phillips. (laughs) 186 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,363 You are nothing like my mom. 187 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,232 Oh, yeah? Where do you think I got the cat morphine? 188 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:40,868 (laughs) 189 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:43,270 Give me another one. 190 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,873 Ah. That's it? 191 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,374 Party's over. All right, well, give me yours. 192 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,876 No way. You shouldn't have sucked yours down so fast. 193 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,044 Well, I was in the middle of a very exciting story. 194 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,581 Wha... You know what? Okay. 195 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,748 Fine, that's cool. 196 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,216 We're nonsmokers now. Yeah. We're done. 197 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,886 That's what we wanted. We got what we wanted. Mm-hmm. 198 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:01,221 It's too bad, 'cause that was fun. 199 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,056 It was little fun. We, uh, became Yeah. 200 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,058 smoking buddies just in time to stop. Right. 201 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,460 I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah. 202 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:15,903 Doesn't get much better than this-- 203 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,905 quality time with your big bro. 204 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,907 Lungs filled with fresh air. 205 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,409 I should get back to Omicron soon. 206 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,077 Mm, actually, I spoke with Omicron. 207 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,079 He said you should hang out with me today. 208 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,616 That's weird. Omicron hates you. 209 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,117 He hates me? What'd I do? 210 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:33,921 Mm, he just thinks you look stupid and you stink and stuff. 211 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:37,090 Yeah? How 'bout you tell Omicron to say that to my face 212 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,292 so I can slap his bitch ass right back to the woods. 213 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:42,763 You can try, but he's way bigger than you. 214 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,297 Why don't we shut up about Omicron, okay? 215 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:47,267 Today is about soaking up all my knowledge. 216 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,638 Got any questions? Mm, 217 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,305 what are smells made out of? 218 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:55,275 Get on the bike. 219 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,612 All right, now, just keep these handlebars straight 220 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,948 and just keep pedaling once I let you go, okay? 221 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,283 All right. Now, just keep your feet on the pedals. 222 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,786 All right? Hey, you're doing fine. 223 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,487 You're doing great. 224 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,457 Whoa, no, no, no! 225 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,325 Slow down! Slow down! 226 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,827 (screams, grunts) 227 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,295 (panting) 228 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,164 Oh! Oh, no! 229 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,667 Oh, no! Oh, I think I killed him! 230 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,802 Aah! I killed him! Oh, no! 231 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,303 Anybody! 232 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,873 (high-pitched): Anybody! Help! 233 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:26,874 (coughing) Keep up! 234 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:28,008 Get off my back! I didn't berate you 235 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,843 when you barfed all over the sidewalk. (whimpers) 236 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:32,646 Yes, you did. (coughs) Yeah, I did. 237 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,815 What's this? 238 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,384 Huh? 239 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:42,055 Hey. Excuse me, gentlemen. 240 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:43,023 What's happening? 241 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,825 Guesthouse caught fire last night. 242 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:47,060 Oh. Uh... 243 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,829 You don't think that we... 244 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,397 No, yeah, I do think that we. 245 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,332 (whispering): We flicked, like, 20 butts over the fence. 246 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,400 Let's go. 247 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,335 LIZ: Hey! 248 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,536 Mackenzie! 249 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,539 Just the person I wanted to see. 250 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,908 Hey, what's up, Liz? What's going on? 251 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,176 I'll tell you what's going on. That sociopath nephew of yours 252 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,579 just burned down my guesthouse. 253 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,347 What? That is so stupid. 254 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,182 Is it? The little maniac clearly has 255 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,718 some perverted obsession with me. 256 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,420 Oh, do not flatter yourself. All that stuff was for Omicron. 257 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,590 Yeah, come on, he's a kid. He doesn't smoke cigarettes. 258 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:19,192 How'd you know it was a cigarette? 259 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,930 I-I didn't know, but I guessed. Hey, good-good guess on the cigarettes. 260 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,564 I did guess it. Good guess. 261 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,233 It's a good guess. I would've guessed the same thing. Yeah, if I said 262 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,602 "fire," she would think... Smokey the Bear! 263 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,771 And then I would think cigarettes. Second... 264 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,372 Second, she'd think "cigarette." It's just that they... 265 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,607 The-the three go together. Okay, 266 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:34,541 okay, okay! Yeah. 267 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,610 I am done playing games with you people. 268 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:40,213 That little creep is going down for this. 269 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,215 I just tried... You stop it. 270 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,051 Not now. Let's go. 271 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,786 You took some tumble today. 272 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,388 You used up every bandage in Alba's first aid kit. 273 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,557 I feel better already. 274 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:53,727 Don't worry. Chicks dig scars. 275 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,396 All right. 276 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,565 I'm not the one who screamed "cigarettes" to the entire neighborhood. 277 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,067 I know, but I'm a little scatterbrained, okay? 278 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,402 I haven't gone this long without a smoke in years. Yeah, I get it, 279 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,937 but now your little brother is the prime suspect 280 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,940 in an arson investigation. So can you work... I... Yeah. Miss Mickey? 281 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:10,110 A man from the fire department is here to see you. 282 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,280 Hmm. 283 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,284 Mm-hmm. 284 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,753 Good afternoon! (chuckles) 285 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,822 Hello. I'm Lieutenant Shields. Hi. 286 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,424 I'm sorry to bother you, but I was hoping to speak 287 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,760 to your nephew about the fire next door. 288 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,829 Okay, you know what, this is so absurd. 289 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,298 That woman has been irritated with my family 290 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,600 since she got Tasered in my foyer. 291 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,168 I just need to ask the boy a few questions, 292 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,469 and I'll be out of your hair. 293 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,106 (sighs) 294 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,775 Uh, yeah. 295 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,343 I mean, yeah, of course. 296 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,478 We are happy to help. 297 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,649 Knock, knock. Anybody home? 298 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,451 Ben? 299 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,121 (static) 300 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,823 Ben? 301 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,362 What the hell happened to your face, buddy? 302 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,664 I fell off my bike. 303 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:05,532 Are you okay? 304 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:07,567 Does it hurt? 305 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,839 Well, that's normal. You know, normal kid stuff. 306 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,640 Bikes and scrapes and stuff. 307 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,844 (stammers) Uh, this guy wants to ask you a few questions. 308 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,011 Is that okay? 309 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,346 Yeah. Okay. 310 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,815 Hello, Ben. My name is Lieutenant Shields. 311 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,350 I'm a fire investigator. 312 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:26,319 Cool! I love fire. 313 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,856 Well, all right, I mean, who doesn't, you know? 314 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,524 'Cause fire's... He's right-- it's cool. 315 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,061 You know? I mean, you dedicated your life to it, you know? 316 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,864 For all we know, you're the one who torched the guesthouse. 317 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,498 Excuse me? Right? 318 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,868 I'm just saying, have you seen Backdraft? He did it. 319 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,035 Who's "he"? 320 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,703 One of the Baldwin brothers. 321 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,006 Right? Wasn't it? It wasn't the good one. 322 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,575 It also wasn't the bad one. Again, it's tough to say. 323 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,177 They all have the same kind of... 324 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,511 I don't know. It-It's been a while 325 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,247 since I've seen the movie. Just a-ask the questions. 326 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,416 Ben, what did you do last night? 327 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,352 I was supposed to see Omicron, 328 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,922 but that neighbor lady ruined it. 329 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,757 And who's Omicron? 330 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,525 Well, that's his imaginary friend. 331 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,360 You know, totally normal, healthy, 332 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,762 sane. (chuckles) You know. 333 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:12,365 Uh-huh. Can I talk to Omicron? 334 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,601 I doubt it. He doesn't like people. 335 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,537 Yeah, he doesn't like people. Uh, me neither. 336 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,606 What does he think of your neighbor? 337 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,775 Let's just say he's not gonna be happy 338 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,944 when he finds out she got me in trouble. 339 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:27,447 He'll be like... (gruffly): "I'll tear the heart out 340 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,615 "of that woman 341 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:31,718 if she messes with you, Ben." 342 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,887 (laughs) 343 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,222 Kids. 344 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,589 Aren't they... Isn't he cute? 345 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,892 Kids. They just say stupid stuff sometimes. 346 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,128 It's not a big... Okay. Good job, buddy. 347 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,463 Come on, guy. (chuckles) 348 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,800 (chuckles) That kid. G-Great imagination, right? 349 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,969 He's a... he's a good boy. 350 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,904 Ma'am, I've been at this job a long time, 351 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,739 and sure as I'm standing here breathing, 352 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,741 that boy burned down her guesthouse. 353 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,810 You have to see that, right? 354 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,979 W-- no, of course I don't see that. Wait, I don... 355 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,248 I-I also don't like what you're insinuating. 356 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,983 I'm not insinuating anything. 357 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,085 Uh... 358 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,855 Oh, that's not good. 359 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,094 Now they definitely think he did it. What are we gonna do? 360 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,429 I think we're gonna have to face the music. Yeah, you're right. 361 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,597 Or, you know, 362 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,266 maybe you could do it. What? 363 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,934 Well, I just think it's crazy for all of us 364 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,269 to take the fall for this. 365 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,436 Your life is already over. 366 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:24,637 How the hell is my life over? 367 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,839 I didn't mean it like that. I just mean 368 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,507 it's too late to get it back on track. 369 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,310 Oh, get out of here. I'm a young woman. 370 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,979 I'm in the prime of my life. You're a baby. 371 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,947 In fact, you should take the fall. Because you're a minor, 372 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,449 they'll go easy on you. Plus, it was most likely your cigarette 373 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,650 that did it. Oh, yeah? 374 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,119 How do you figure that? Please, I have seen you 375 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,155 throw away full cherries. I smoke mine down to the filter. 376 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,324 Like an American. 377 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,496 (exhales) 378 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,699 I've got an idea. 379 00:13:56,169 --> 00:14:00,807 What if-- and hear me out-- we let Ben take the fall? 380 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,641 I'm listening. 381 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,976 I mean, we know the kid's innocent, 382 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,045 but we can all agree something ain't right there. 383 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:06,179 No, he's a freak, for sure. 384 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,348 And he's certainly not thriving under our supervision. 385 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,649 He's better off without us, really. 386 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,484 Right. And-and what's the worst that could happen? 387 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,987 They toss him in a military academy for a few years? 388 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,389 A little discipline might knock the weird right out of him. 389 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,326 You know what, he'd probably come out in great shape, too. 390 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,161 We'd be doing him a huge solid. 391 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,530 It's kind of the kindest thing we could do for that little boy. 392 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,498 I knew it! SABRINA: Alba, what the hell?! 393 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,900 You are smoking? 394 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,336 What about Benito? Don't you care about Benito? 395 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,205 Hey. We're smoking because we care about Benito. 396 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,707 We're trying to solve a huge-ass problem over here. 397 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:35,875 What happened to the patch? 398 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,377 I love the patch. Wha...? 399 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,745 This combined with the cigarettes 400 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,013 is a whole new ball game. 401 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,381 MICKEY: Oh, yeah, the patch is rad, Alba. 402 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,750 Guess what I did with mine. I slapped it under the pits. 403 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:44,851 Aw, come on. Yeah. 404 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,586 Oh, direct line right to the bloodstream. 405 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,520 Smart. Yeah. 406 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,522 Shame on both of you. Hey. 407 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,224 Hey, shame on you for shaming all over us 408 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,325 for trying to fix a problem. 409 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,394 Either be part of the solution or get the hell out. 410 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,595 Yeah, Alba. 411 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,430 What's it gonna be? 412 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,934 (humming a tune) 413 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,571 Hey. Just the guy I wanted to s... 414 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,039 (continues humming) 415 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,140 What you looking for? 416 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,078 Answers. 417 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,216 Well, anyways... 418 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,286 I just wanted to say sorry about the whole bike thing. 419 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:22,222 Don't worry, I'll tell Omicron it was an accident. 420 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,224 (chuckles softly): It wa an accident. 421 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,795 (gruff voice): I hope he sees it that way. 422 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,897 The point is... I thought the two of us 423 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,966 can, you know, just chill and watch a movie. 424 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,236 I can't. I got to be in the woods. 425 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,304 What's the hammer for? 426 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,273 To bash stuff. 427 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,309 What kind of stuff? 428 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,911 Anything that gets in our way. 429 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,679 Excuse me. 430 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,022 (water running) 431 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,425 Well, well, well. 432 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,161 You find yourself in quite the predicament. 433 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:05,432 Confess and Ben goes free while you spend your life in chains, 434 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,500 or stay silent 435 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,602 and betray an innocent boy. 436 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,839 Yeah, we get what's going on-- we just explained it to you. 437 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,342 Well, seems there's only one solution. 438 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,777 Un vagabundo. 439 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,446 A... what? 440 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,780 Nomad. A drifter. 441 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,982 A man with no ties to society 442 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:25,018 who could be easily forgotten. 443 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,653 What are you even talking about? 444 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,622 I do not know. 445 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,158 I feel woozy. 446 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:35,162 CHIP: Guys, we got a big prob... (coughing) 447 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,964 W... 448 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,468 Well, this is just fan-frickin-tastic! 449 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,470 Well, it is not what it looks like. 450 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,305 No. I don't care. Smoke 'em up. 451 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,341 As far as I'm concerned, you can all get cancer. 452 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,642 Oh, easy! Too hard, Chip. 453 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,479 While you zeroes are in here getting high on cigarettes, 454 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,347 Ben's losing his freakin' mind! 455 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,149 Okay. All right. Well, I'll talk to him. 456 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,850 Where is he? Take a wild guess. 457 00:16:57,884 --> 00:16:59,486 He's in the woods with freakin' Omicron 458 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,853 doing God knows what. 459 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,655 I'm done. Uh... 460 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,057 I am done with him. Okay. 461 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,058 All right. 462 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:08,761 Yeah, I'm gonna catch up with you. 463 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,365 (crickets chirping) 464 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:20,373 Hey, Ben, is it cool if we come up? 465 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,077 (all gasp) 466 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,547 Ooh, that was very creepy. 467 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,548 Ladies first. 468 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,957 (high-pitched sound repeating) Uh... ugh. 469 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,701 (exhales) Hey, buddy, what you doing? 470 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:52,071 Just hanging out with Omicron. 471 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,541 Yeah, yeah, that's actually why we came up here. 472 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,075 We wanted to have a little chat with you 473 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,610 about your buddy Omicron. 474 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,878 Who the hell are you?! 475 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,914 (all yelling over each other) 476 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,152 (Chip and Sabrina whimpering) 477 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,563 (strained voice): Name's Chester Omicron. 478 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,731 Well, hello, Chester. 479 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,967 He's from Jupiter. Oh! 480 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,569 Jupiter, Florida. 481 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,103 (sounds of agreement) 482 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,139 Isn't that Dad's coat? Yeah. 483 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,740 That's my coat. 484 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,476 Ben gave it to me. 485 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:32,078 Oh, Omicron, that's Mickey, 486 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,781 Sabrina, oh, and that's my brother Chip 487 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,284 who said all that stuff about you. 488 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,787 MICKEY: Uh... Oh, no, no, I would never, ever say anything... 489 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,755 You calling him a liar? No. 490 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,091 SABRINA: So... Omicron, 491 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,926 what brings you to Greenwich? 492 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,761 I came here to die. 493 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,929 Mm! Oh. 494 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,264 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 495 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,599 SABRINA: Right. 496 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,100 So... sorry about that. 497 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,269 I got diagnosed with... (wheezing breath) 498 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,271 lung cancer a few months back 499 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,974 and wandered into the woods to... 500 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,109 (wheezing breath) 501 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,811 smoke myself to death. 502 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,613 Mm. Um... Well... 503 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,316 And that's when I found him. 504 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,818 This little guy's the best. 505 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,686 Yeah, he sure is, yeah. 506 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,954 Is he?! 507 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,291 It seems to me you neglect the hell out of him. 508 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,626 I taught him how to ride a bike. 509 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,294 You nearly killed him! 510 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,862 For God's sakes, (wheezing breath) 511 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,232 the kids covered in nicotine patches. 512 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,468 Oh. Oh! 513 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,469 Uh-- Chip? 514 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,137 Mm, my-my bad. 515 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,373 Okay, well, that explains a lot of the behavior. 516 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,508 I don't know where he'd be without me. 517 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,144 I taught him long division, (wheezing breath) 518 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,646 how to tell time, 519 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,314 and to whistle. 520 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,182 Show 'em. 521 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,251 (blows air) 522 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,853 We're still working on that. 523 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,522 This guy saved my life. 524 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,191 (coughing) 525 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,233 (normal voice): He taught me how to love again. 526 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,334 Oh. 527 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,503 I'd do anything to repay him. 528 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:07,106 Oh, yeah? 529 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,711 Anything? 530 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:14,714 * 531 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,250 Well, uh, this is a mighty nice sacrifice 532 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,719 you're making for our family, Mr. Omicron. 533 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,954 I'm doing it for Ben. 534 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,724 Not you. 535 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,526 Yeah. 536 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,261 Yeah, well, nevertheless, we appreciate it. 537 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,763 If I hear this kid's smoking, 538 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,065 I'll come back... 539 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,067 and I'll kill you. Oh. 540 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,202 Yep, got it. Got it. 541 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,072 And, Ben, I want you to have something. 542 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,408 If you ever need to talk to me, 543 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:46,546 just use this and I'll be there. 544 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:47,914 Oh, well... oh. 545 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,783 Mm. 546 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,319 Bye, Omicron. 547 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,641 * 548 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,642 (shudders) 549 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,143 Oh. Ugh. 550 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:20,279 (relieved sigh) 551 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,281 You folks... (wheezing breath) 552 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:24,817 take care... (wheezing breath) 553 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,786 of yourselves. 554 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,259 Yeah, that's right. 555 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,362 Keep walking, bitch. 556 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:41,934 (Liz screams) 557 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,136 Okay, let's, uh, buckle up and hit the road. 558 00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,304 Yeah. Yeah. 559 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,940 (Omicron wheezes) 560 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,343 Captioning sponsored by 20TH CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 561 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,780 Now that you've gotten to know The Mick, 562 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,649 here are a few more shows to check out from Fox. 563 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,619 My name is Eric Carter. 564 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,522 Whatever you think you know about me... you don't. 565 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,524 Eric. Bin-Khalid's people found us. 566 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,293 They're coming for you next. 567 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,529 -(phone rings) -Carter. Where are you? 568 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:10,963 We're blown. 569 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,365 This is payback. 570 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:14,501 Killing the Rangers is only the beginning. 571 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,803 These codes go out, they launch attacks all over the country. 572 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,505 WOMAN: Thousands could die. 573 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:21,040 Carter was the youngest squad leader in the history of the Rangers. 574 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,375 He doesn't fail. 575 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:24,143 Go, go! Go, go, go! 576 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:29,315 My name is Eric Carter. 577 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,418 Do you two have any idea what this number is? 578 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,853 -Last night's winning Lotto. -The number of cats in your apartment. 579 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:38,691 It's the amount of money you two cost the city working together for three days. 580 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,293 You've been on the job 25 years. 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