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She's inappropriate,
but in charge.

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-She's The Mick.
-Can I have some more ice cream?

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Oh! Aaah!

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Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays,

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and check out
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New Girl, Son of Zorn
and Lethal Weapon.

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-That's attractive.
-Why would they--

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Only on Fox.

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(doorbell rings)

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(exhales sharply, sniffs)

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(sighs)

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Hey, Chippy.

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Your hot piece of aunt around?

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We've been over this, Jerry.

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She's not interested.

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Neither was my first wife,
but I wore her down, too.

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It's a little process
I call "erosion."

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Oh, what a love story.

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(chuckles)
Sabrina.

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You seen Mickey?
No.

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She hasn't been here
the past few nights.

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It's been awesome.

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Hey, I'll take care of this.

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Ooh.
Beat it, Berlin.

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You got no business here.

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And you do?

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New rule: if Mickey's not here,
neither are you two.

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Well, I just came by
to drop off flowers.

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Oh, well, I'll just make sure
she gets them.

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She enjoy my chocolates?

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Yeah, big time.
It's amazing how easy it is

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to change Jerry to Jimmy
on a card.

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All right, you listen to me,
you son of a bitch...

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You listen to me, Berlin.

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I've been working this girl
for ten years.

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I am this close
to locking her down.

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Yeah, well, that's too bad,
because I'm gonna be

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coming around,

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and around and around,

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just like a cement mixer.

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Oh, yeah? Well, here's
the funny thing about

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a cement mixer, Chip,
and I've been meaning

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to tell you this,
they're too slow!

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(grunting)

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Screw you, pretty boy!

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Pretty boy? I'm uglier than you!

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(yells)

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Hot day today, huh?

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Yeah. You must be bacon
in the sun.

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Because I'm a pig?

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I get it.
You get it?

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Yeah.
That's good.

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(laughs)

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(snarling)

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This is embarrassing.

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SABRINA:
And over Mickey, too.

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I don't get it.

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(grunting)

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Wow. Hey, Mick.

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Hey, beautiful.

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At ease, gentlemen.

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(moaning)

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Ooh.

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Where the hell have you been?

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I was at a job interview.

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(scoffs) There's no way
you're up for a job

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where you look like that.

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Don't worry about where I was.

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Lipstick, perfume,
clothes that don't look

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like you got them
out of a duffel bag.

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You were with a man.
What's his name?

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I don't know what
you guys are talking about.

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He must be hideous if you
won't bring him by the house.

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I'm just saying,
you parade Jimmy around

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like he's some sort of prize.

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This guy must be a real troll.

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Dante is not a troll.

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Dante! His name's Dante.

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Uh-huh.
And what's wrong with him?

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You're clearly embarrassed.

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I'm embarrassed of you guys!

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All right?
Fine. There.

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I really like this guy and
I don't want to scare him off

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with all my baggage.

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We're baggage?
Yeah.

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You, Jimmy,
the FBI car sitting out front.

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Believe it or not, it's not
the most attractive package.

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CHIP:
That's it.

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I got enough to worry about
with those two idiots,

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now I got to take on a third?

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BEN:
Guys.

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Carrot's been acting weird

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since bath time.

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Can you fix him?

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Aah.

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I got this.

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Alba!

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Okay. Who's ready to
be lucky Carrot #12?

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Twelve? As in, Ben's killed
11 other bunnies?

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Well... not all at once. It's...

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just easier to buy in bulk.

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Oh, my God, Alba,
you're nurturing

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a future serial killer.

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I admit, the body count
does bring great shame.

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(scoffs)
But it is easier

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than explaining death
to his fragile little mind.

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No! Alba, you can't protect him
forever.

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Okay. You're right.

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No more enabling Ben.

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You tell him.

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Or this is the last Carrot,
and he lives

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a long, healthy life.

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Okay. Okay.
Okay.

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Last Carrot.

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Last Carrot.
Come on, little guy.

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Show yourself, troll.

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Gotcha.

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Hey, Dante!

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Yeah, you.

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Chip... Get out of here.

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Look, I got nothing
against you, personally.

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But I don't need
another mangled goon

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around my house,
stinking up the place.

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So how about you do
everyone a favor,

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hop back on your tugboat
and sail to Garbage Island.

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Chip, I don't know this man.
Just bumming a smoke.

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Thank you, sir.

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Now get the hell out of here.
No.

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Sup, Mick.
(groans)

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Are you ready to roll?

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Who the hell's this guy?

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(sighs)

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Dante, Chip. Chip, Dante.

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That can't be right.

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This guy's too big and
handsome to be Dante.

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(chuckles)
I'm sorry to disappoint.

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Who are you?

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(sighs)

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He wants to meet us? Why?

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I don't know. If it were up
to me, Dante wouldn't even know

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you two existed, but
Chip ruined that.

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Oh. Who's Dante?

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Bring me up to speed.

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He's Mickey's new sex troll.

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What?

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Well, not exactly a troll.

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I mean, obviously,
something's wrong with him

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if he's dating her.

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Whoa, wha-- uh,
dating him?

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Why? What's wrong with me?

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Well, for starters,
I'm not programmed in his phone

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as "Vito's Pizzeria."

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Really? Again?

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Look, when we first
started plugging,

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I was nailing this bird
from the airport,

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so I had to disguise your
aunt's phone number in my phone.

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Yeah, and ten years
later, I'm still pizza.

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All right. Take a breath.

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I'll change your name
in my phone.

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No, you're not getting it.
It's not about that.

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It's too late, Jimmy.

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I'm Dante's pizza now.

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Ugh.

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Can you guys please,
just do me this one favor?

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No way!
We're already at capacity.

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What if we get rid of Jimmy?

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Deal.
Sold.

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Pack your bags, Jimbo.

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Y-You're chucking me?

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After all I've done for you?

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Sorry, but the people
have spoken.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Fine.

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'Cause I've got
about a million other places

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I'd rather be right now.

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Okay, great. Uh,
Dante's coming over

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to pick me up later tonight,

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so if you could just do me
a favor and not be jackasses

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for five minutes,
that's all.

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Yeah, fine.

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MICKEY:
Okay.

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This'll be fun.
Let's make it quick, though,

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'cause I don't want
to miss the previews.

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Hey, kids! Come on down!

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There they are!
My little monkeys!

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Oh, boy. Here we go.
This is Sabrina,

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this is Ben,

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and this is Chip, you already
met Chip, right? The other day.

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DANTE:
Sup, y'all.

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It's nice to finally meet
you guys. I'm Dante.

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Good evening.
Pleasure is ours.

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How do you do?

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Okay! Have a good night--
finish your homework.

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Like good little, little,
little guys.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm not buying that.

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The homework thing, or the...
No, no, no. All of it.

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Let me guess, uh, she
told you to be nice

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to the new guy, right?
What?

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(chuckling):
Don't be silly.

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Oh, come on, come on.

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My foster mom, she used
to do the same thing

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every time she brought
a new boyfriend home.

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You were a foster kid?

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Yup. I was. So stop playing
games with me and be real.

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'Cause I know you don't
want to be here, right?

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It's pure hell.

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You bitch! You bitch,
we had a deal!
Ah!

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DANTE: Okay, okay.
She's being honest.

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That's all. I'm sure they
all got burning questions

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for me, so hit it.
No. No, no, no, no.

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Let's go to the
movie, please.

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How about we just stay
here and hang out?

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'Cause we're just
getting started, right?

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Yeah.

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DANTE:
So this guy,

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that my foster
mom dated,

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Big Steve. We tortured
his ass so bad

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that he nearly
lost his mind.

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I mean, we took the
air out of his tires,

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we even donated his
clothes to charity.

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(laughter)
Don't give them any ideas,
they're horrible.

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It works.

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Hey, wow. What about this idea?

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MICKEY:
What?
What?

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(chuckles)
What? Jimmy.

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What?

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What are you doing here?

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(laughs)

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Come on.

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I wanted to see
a perfect family.

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Mr. Perfect?

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I'm Mr. Not Good Enough.

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Jimmy, go sleep
it off somewhere,

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you are really making
an ass of yourself.

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Yeah, go home, dude.
No, I'm not going
anywhere, Chip.

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Dante, kick his ass.

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Sabrina, I'm right here.
(snickers)

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Jimmy...
I suppose you want me
to go too, Ben?

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Who are you?

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That one hurts.
MICKEY:
Okay.

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No, no, no, no, no,
I got it.

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It hurts.
Jimmy.

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Yeah.
Come here, let me talk
to you for a second.

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Come here, come on.
Oh.

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No, I'm not gonna hit you.

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Come on, come on.

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Okay, look, I get it,
I get it, okay?

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She's dope.

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I get it, man.

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But you can't do
it like this.

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You love her?

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I freakin' love
her so much.

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You love
her so much.

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And you're a
good guy, right?

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I'm a really good guy.

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Yeah.

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So, look, respect her decision.

260
00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:28,075
Go home, sleep it off.

261
00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,810
All right?
Come on. Let's go.

262
00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,979
*
Sleep it off.

263
00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,814
Yeah.

264
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,149
I'm gonna sleep it off.

265
00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,885
* Sunshine

266
00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,420
* Opens up my day

267
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:47,294
* A cool breeze
blows along my way *

268
00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:54,401
* There's no time to work,
it's time to play *

269
00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:01,909
* Looks like love's
the only way *

270
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:07,214
* And I'm happy
just to be alive *

271
00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:10,918
* Happy just to be alive

272
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:15,122
* Happy just
to be alive, yeah *

273
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:18,125
* All right.

274
00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:22,963
*

275
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:23,964
Hey, buddy.

276
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,066
So, where's Carrot?

277
00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,235
Carrot's not coming.
Um...

278
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,569
SABRINA:
Uh...

279
00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,470
Why don't you
have a seat?

280
00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:31,972
We got to talk.

281
00:09:32,940 --> 00:09:33,841
Ben...

282
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,576
Carrot's dead.

283
00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:37,911
Dead how?

284
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,412
Like a cell phone?

285
00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,748
Oh, no, no, Benito.

286
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:44,718
The bunny that you knew
as Carrot is no more.

287
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:48,221
He-he is up in the big
sky with Jesus now.

288
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,423
Oh. Didn't realize we
were going this route.

289
00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,425
ALBA: See, in the
Catholic religion,

290
00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,927
we believe that
when you die,

291
00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,929
your soul separates
from your body

292
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:58,899
then you are judged
by the Lord.

293
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,769
And it is up to him to decide
if you live your eternal life

294
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,638
in Heaven or cast down
into the fiery pits of Hell

295
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,573
with the devils.

296
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,676
So Carrot's in Hell?

297
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,177
No, No.
No.

298
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,478
SABRINA: No,
ALBA: No.

299
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:12,946
I'm sure Carrot was
a very good bunny

300
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,114
and he's in heaven.
Sí.

301
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,783
But he wasn't a good bunny.

302
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,450
He couldn't do any tricks

303
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,519
and he always
pooped on the floor.

304
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,822
He's gonna burn forever.

305
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,859
Well...

306
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,360
only until
he's reincarnated.

307
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:30,297
When he comes back as
another living thing.

308
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,965
So Carrot can come back
as a monkey?

309
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,600
I've always wanted a monkey.

310
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,336
Okay, now you see why
I do the things I do.

311
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,171
Yep, I get it.

312
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:40,473
Oh, guys, thank you so much
for having me again.

313
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,374
(all chuckle)

314
00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:43,110
You got an amazing
family, Mick.

315
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,878
Yeah, they're
all right.

316
00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:46,546
That's funny,
I thought we were your baggage.

317
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,716
(laughing):
Oh, you are so stupid.

318
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,483
She's so stupid.
DANTE:
That's crazy.

319
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,651
You want to see real baggage?

320
00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:53,386
I carry mine
with me every day.

321
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,354
See this?

322
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,125
September 26th, 1983.

323
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:01,394
Bob Forsch, he pitched a
no-hitter against the Expos.

324
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,496
That was the last day
I saw my father.

325
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,564
Oof.

326
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:05,632
(all groan)
DANTE: Yeah.

327
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,967
I know, I know.

328
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,635
He went to get a hot dog
during the 7th inning stretch

329
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,905
and he just... never came back.

330
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:12,973
Oh, no.
CHIP: He walked out
on a no-hitter?

331
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:13,807
That's awful.
Yeah.

332
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,308
Yeah.

333
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,910
Well, I don't want
to be insensitive,

334
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,678
but, uh, compared
to these guys,

335
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:21,414
that baggage is kind of like a
carry-on, you know what I mean?

336
00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:24,384
(laughter)
We are pretty terrible.

337
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,019
So I guess I'm being a bitch.
You're being a little bit
of a bitch.

338
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,387
Okay. All right.
Cheers, bitch.

339
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,389
All right, who wants some pie?
(all exclaiming)

340
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,323
Okay.
I do!

341
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,691
Chip, go get us some pie, man.

342
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,061
(snickers)
No way. Make Alba do it.

343
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,695
What are you talking about?

344
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,397
Alba, she busted her hump
in the kitchen all day.

345
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,899
Yeah, it's your turn
to pitch in.

346
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,401
(laughs)
Yeah, right.

347
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,637
Buddy, I ain't asking.

348
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,247
(grunting)

349
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,349
This is my house,
you son of a bitch!

350
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,417
I make the rules!

351
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,718
I don't get you pie,

352
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,387
you get me pie!

353
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,721
Don't touch me!

354
00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,856
(yells)

355
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:03,723
Chip?

356
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,893
Chip?
Hmm?

357
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:06,994
What's up?

358
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,763
Go get the pie, dude.

359
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,900
Pie.

360
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,734
(Dante chuckles)
Yeah.

361
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,636
Make mine à la mode.

362
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:18,171
(both laugh)

363
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,575
Dante must be destroyed.

364
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,044
Yeah, that's all
well and good,

365
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,913
but what the hell is
this jerk doing here?

366
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,480
Yeah, where's Mickey?

367
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,481
She's not coming.

368
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:29,783
I texted you from her phone.

369
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,251
(groans)

370
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,920
Piece of advice, kid,

371
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,587
don't tell a guy
there's a sure thing

372
00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:35,655
when there isn't.

373
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:36,790
Certain medications

374
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:37,925
have been set
into motion

375
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,993
that cannot be unset.

376
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,094
What do you got,
blues?

377
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,263
Yeah, what do you
know about it?

378
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,497
Well, they're expensive.

379
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,732
I got a guy.

380
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,134
Yeah, me too.
He's called a doctor.

381
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,468
Focus, idiots.

382
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,403
While you two bond over
your sexual shortcomings,

383
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,172
Dante's sweeping
Mick off her feet.

384
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,507
What are
you proposing?

385
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,009
We join forces.

386
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,444
Kid's right.

387
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,846
He's perfect for her.

388
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,180
We got to get
rid of him.

389
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,614
What's the plan, Chip?

390
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,750
Well, the guy loves kids, right?

391
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,285
Yeah.

392
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,955
Well, what if he loved kids
a little too much?

393
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,390
*

394
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:21,301
I got to say, Chip,
I don't know about this.

395
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,036
Relax, we're not
showing my face.

396
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,105
Just tossing a couple photos
on this guy's hard drive.

397
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,874
I got to say, branding this
guy a child molester...

398
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,475
I love it.

399
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,809
Let's see how Dante likes his
pie in prison.

400
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,144
(door bursts open)
FBI!

401
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,913
Whoa!
CHIP:
Whoa, whoa!

402
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,715
It's not what it looks like.

403
00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:37,317
WOMAN: And now I'd like
to say a few words.

404
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,451
Hey, Ben,
(TV turns off)

405
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,553
I heard you lost
your bunny recently,

406
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,189
so I thought I'd
do you one better.

407
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,157
A puppy?
Mm-hmm.

408
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,126
No way!

409
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,494
Thanks, Dante.
You got it, buddy.

410
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,729
Aw.
(laughs)

411
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,335
You're so good to me.

412
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,170
Well, why wouldn't I be?

413
00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:00,173
I love being around you,
I love being around your family.

414
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,009
And I love you.

415
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,377
I...

416
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,846
I love you, too.

417
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,348
"I love you"?

418
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,017
Who says that?

419
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,185
Oh, my God, is he some kind
of frickin' psycho?

420
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,254
Hello, Mickey, is
everything okay?

421
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,723
No!
Dante just told me he loved me.

422
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,091
Well...
Ew!

423
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,192
Do you love him?

424
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,860
(yells, then groans)

425
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,595
I mean, I should, right?

426
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,763
I don't know. No!

427
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:24,998
Oh, God, he's great.

428
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,099
He's a great guy.
Yes.

429
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,600
He's got a great job.
Oh, yeah.

430
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:28,601
He's a frickin' tiger
in the sack.
Oh.

431
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,536
Treats me like princess.
Mm-hmm.

432
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,438
The kids love him.
Oh, yeah.

433
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,606
I mean, he just got Ben a puppy!
Wait, he did what?!

434
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,775
What is wrong with me?
I should love him, right?

435
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,877
What kind of dog are
we talking about?
Forget about the dog!

436
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,112
It's not about the dog, okay?
No...

437
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,447
What is wrong with me?

438
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:41,848
Alba, I have
this perfect guy,

439
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,716
and this perfect little
family and I'm not happy.

440
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,053
Alba, oh, God, I am
never gonna be happy.

441
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,187
Oh, no!
No.

442
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,855
Okay, okay, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

443
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,057
Don't go there.
Don't go there, no.

444
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,259
Listen to me.
Listen to me.

445
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,294
This is the
American dream.

446
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,030
Okay? To have everything
you ever wanted,

447
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,531
and still be miserable.

448
00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,866
What?!
Oh, yeah.

449
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,934
Look, I know what you need.

450
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,069
Hold on one moment.
(groaning)

451
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,405
Oh, no, I don't like this.
It feels bad.

452
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,040
Look, look, look.
Calm down.

453
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,142
What's this?
Poodle's little helpers.

454
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,578
Well, how do you think
she got by all these years?

455
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,483
Okay, hey, Ben,

456
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,418
we need to talk about
your new pet, okay?

457
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,620
New? He's not new.

458
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:23,556
Carrot got reincarnated
into a puppy.

459
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,791
This is so neat.

460
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,793
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it's not, Ben.

461
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,996
Okay, gimme... okay.
Okay.

462
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,264
Listen to me, buddy, this
is gonna be hard to hear,

463
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,666
but it's for your
own good, okay?

464
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,403
When someone dies,
they don't come back.

465
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,506
There is no heaven
or hell or reincarnation.

466
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,409
This isn't Carrot.
They're gone.

467
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,677
And you can't see 'em
anymore.

468
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,414
Are Mommy and
Daddy dead, too.

469
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,483
No, no, no!
What?!
Of course not.

470
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,019
Why would you say that?

471
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,686
Because you always say
the same stuff

472
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,488
about Mommy and Daddy.

473
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,290
But this is different.

474
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,192
Mommy and Daddy
just run away...

475
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:03,196
No, but not because
they do not want to be here,

476
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,465
but because they can't.

477
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,101
I don't believe you.
I think they're dead.

478
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:09,869
You're just trying
to cheer me up

479
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,838
with a stupid puppy!

480
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,311
JIMMY: What do you want?
You want me to wear a wire?

481
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,180
I'll wear a wire.
FBI AGENT: Relax.

482
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,549
I'm not busting you.

483
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,451
I'm on your side.

484
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,852
What are you
talking about?

485
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,355
I like Mickey, too.

486
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,024
What? You got to
be kidding me.

487
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,292
Wha--? Another one?

488
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,061
Does it look like
I'm kidding?

489
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,229
She's the sun in my sky.

490
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,231
Yes, I'm talking to you.

491
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,832
That little stunt
in the motel--

492
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,301
that was some sloppy
work, boys. I mean,

493
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,403
sure, you may get him
locked up for a few days,

494
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,871
but then what?

495
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,339
You got a better idea?

496
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,875
You really want to
get rid of this bastard,

497
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,843
you got to be surgical.

498
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:56,183
Everybody has a weakness.

499
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,052
Oh...

500
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,855
Hey, pal.

501
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,357
Where's the puppy?

502
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,825
I don't know.

503
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,827
She's probably in hell
with Mommy and Daddy,

504
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,429
getting torn apart
by demons.

505
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,999
Buddy, don't say that.
Your parents aren't dead.

506
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,867
SABRINA: Not anymore they're
not-- they're right here.

507
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,270
Yes, your mommy and daddy
have been

508
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,072
reincarnated into bunnies.

509
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,408
Are you friggin'
serious?!

510
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,276
Yes.
Yeah.

511
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,277
See, Benito?

512
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,413
Now you will never

513
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,281
feel pain again.

514
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,683
Ease up on
the hugging, though.

515
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,086
Okay, guys, I know,
I'm new here, right?

516
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,354
But do you think this is
the best way

517
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,722
to handle this situation?

518
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,525
You're right.
You are new here.

519
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,294
Mick? Hey, can you
come down here for a minute?

520
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,929
MICKEY: Coming.

521
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,465
Hi, guys.

522
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,799
Hi.
Hi.

523
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,369
DANTE: You good?
Me? Oh, yeah.

524
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,770
Yeah. What's up?

525
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,473
Okay, well, we got a little
situation with Ben over here.

526
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,074
Wha-what situation?

527
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,043
We just convinced him
his parents are bunnies.

528
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,446
SABRINA: Yeah, I mean,
come on, butt out, dude.
Uh-huh.

529
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,813
We wouldn't be in this
mess in the first place

530
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,615
if it weren't for
your stupid dog.

531
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,118
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
ladies, ladies, hey,

532
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,553
Ben's gonna be okay.

533
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,955
We're all gonna be okay,

534
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,290
'cause I fixed
everything.

535
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,826
Okay, Mick, what are those?

536
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,262
Antidepressants.

537
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,830
(long exhale)

538
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,300
We're gonna check
on the bunny food.
Yeah.

539
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,170
All right, so, um,
tell me something.

540
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,937
Since when are you depressed?

541
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,807
Since not anymore, thanks
to these little ladies.

542
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,709
(doorbell rings)
Okay, I'm
gonna get that.

543
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,981
Hi, is, uh, Dante here?

544
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,250
Who are you?

545
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:38,885
I'm his father.

546
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,826
MICKEY (over radio):
Who are you?
MAN: I'm his father.

547
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,928
How do you know this guy?
He's a C.I. who owes me.

548
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,530
Scumbag violated his parole,

549
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,831
so I told him,
"Do me a favor

550
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,866
"and play the role
of Dante's father,

551
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:57,170
or do 20 years."
(chuckles)

552
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,839
Dante's gonna be
so caught up in this mess,

553
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,275
he isn't gonna have time
for a relationship with Mickey.

554
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,110
Uh, I'm sorry,
do I know you?

555
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,678
It's me, Dante.

556
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,547
Your father.

557
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,118
Dad?

558
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,954
I been waiting for
this moment a long time.

559
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,824
Is that a hot dog?

560
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,459
MAN: I got a little
something for you.

561
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,794
The dog, Dante, take the dog.

562
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,496
No, I-I-I know it's
kind of late,

563
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,465
but, you know.

564
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,268
Wow.
(laughing)

565
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,305
(all exclaim)
Okay, we need
to step in!

566
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,273
Go, go, go!

567
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,810
You owe me a childhood,
you son of a bitch!

568
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,812
MICKEY: Ooh.

569
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,181
That's some baggage that won't
fit in your pocket.

570
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,816
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop, you got it all wrong.

571
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,252
That's not even
your dad.

572
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,519
Whoa!
Oh...

573
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,520
Oh...

574
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,489
What?
He hammered me.

575
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,024
Wait, what's going on?
Who are you people?

576
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,493
We're the guys that are
supposed to be with Mick.

577
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,528
No, I'm the guy that's
supposed to be with Mick.

578
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,863
These guys are no good.

579
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,030
Yeah, if you were
supposed to be

580
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,098
with her, you'd be with her.

581
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:01,100
Yeah, back off. She's mine.

582
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,535
Who are you?

583
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,272
Oh, come on, quit
messing around.

584
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,573
We see each other
every day.

585
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,708
You kidding?

586
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,577
You really don't
know who I am?

587
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,514
Mr. Piggy?
(giggles)

588
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,583
Oink, oink?
(giggles)

589
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,084
Kevin Bacon?

590
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,753
Jon Hamm?
Ringing any bells?

591
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,222
Are you the Fed?
Yes!

592
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,392
These clowns all
like you, Mickey.

593
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,260
I don't know why.
It's a whole thing.

594
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,128
All right, you guys
need to leave.

595
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,597
Just pipe down there, orphan.

596
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:31,898
(laughs)
What'd you say to me?

597
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,766
Yeah, that's right,
you heard him, home wrecker.

598
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,568
All right, enough is enough.

599
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,937
Who's it gonna be, Mick?

600
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,806
(laughing)

601
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,908
Come on...

602
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,943
Oh, no.

603
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,878
Oh, Dante,

604
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,915
you're so big
and so good,

605
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,383
but it's just, like,
it's too much.

606
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,751
Ugh, you know?

607
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,152
Ach, to you.

608
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:54,987
And you, eh...

609
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,823
too "uncle-ly."

610
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,458
Yeah.

611
00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:02,094
I mean, (scoffs)
that pig stuff...

612
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,596
Jimmy,

613
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,765
you're just, you're too...

614
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:06,833
you're too forgiving.

615
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,469
Oh, hey, it's
not your fault.

616
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:10,437
Oh...

617
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,508
Can I ask you a question?
Did she say uncle-ly or ugly?

618
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,609
Uncle-ly.

619
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,445
Nice. I'm in.
You're not in.

620
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,612
What are you talking
about, you're in?

621
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,613
(all talking at once)

622
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,748
(motorcycle starts)

623
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,616
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

624
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,918
Hey, Mick, we're confused.

625
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,287
Who do you choose?

626
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,256
I don't know what I want.

627
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,924
(chuckles)

628
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,960
But I think I'm gonna
find it out there.

629
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,963
Hang back with the kids
for me, okay, Jimmy?

630
00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,332
You got it, Mick.

631
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,469
(engine revs)

632
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,803
Whoa!
Oh, ew.

633
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,275
What a woman.

634
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,911
Oh, that's my girl.

635
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,981
OLD MAN:
He hammered me.

636
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,849
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637
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:01,053
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639
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,192
(gunshot)

640
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,496
(gunshot)

641
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,564
(retching)

642
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:13,332
(gunshot)

643
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,502
No one rode around
on a horse, screaming,

644
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,670
"The British are coming,
the British are coming"?
No.

645
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,406
I think I need to fix
something very important.

646
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,145
I have questions about
colonial Massachusetts.
It's urgent.

647
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:30,583
You have urgent questions
about colonial Massachusetts?
Yes!

648
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,685
I play a character named Dan,

649
00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:36,155
who is a bit of a loser
and has figured out a way

650
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,157
to time travel.

651
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,726
A really big duffel bag?

652
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:42,228
It's a time machine.
I go to the past
every weekend.

653
00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:43,863
Sometimes on Tuesdays.
Get in.

654
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,765
Never. No.

655
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,737
-You invented time travel.
-Yup.

656
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:55,007
When he goes back to the past,
he is instantly high status.

657
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,844
He's a stud 'cause
he's got all his teeth.

658
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,846
He smells nice
'cause he showers.

659
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,781
Doesn't have
any big diseases.
Right.

660
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,850
So I just gotta see
my girlfriend real quick.

661
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,552
What, you're dating
someone in the past?

662
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,520
Look, I told you,
I'm really popular
around here.

663
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,522
And I think that
that can be very appealing,

664
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,190
when you have a chance
to reinvent yourself.

665
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,460
You always know
just what to say.

666
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,428
You complete me.
Ah!

667
00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:17,530
PALLY: Dan will be visiting
colonial times.

668
00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:19,899
He'll be visiting
the early 1920s Chicago.

669
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,735
-I am Al Capone.
-(crowd gasps)

670
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,771
(chuckles)

671
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,639
He gets to deal
with Paul Revere.

672
00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:29,976
Is it true that you've
been courting Deborah Revere?

673
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:31,944
Your girlfriend is
Paul Revere's daughter?

674
00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,780
Yes?

675
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,448
The British can wait

676
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:38,551
until I find and kill
Deborah's suitor.

677
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:41,420
I'm Tom Cruise.
This is Magic Johnson.

678
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:45,224
PALLY: So his romance
may or may not

679
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,226
have screwed up
the American Revolution.

680
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,963
So, in 2016, black people
and white people are friends?

681
00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:51,798
Yes, exactly.
Not at all.

682
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:52,865
What?