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She's inappropriate,
but in charge.

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-She's The Mick.
-Can I have some more ice cream?

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Oh! Aaah!

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-That's attractive.
-Why would they--

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Only on Fox.

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(sucking)

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MICKEY:
What are you doing?

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You never sucked
anything before?

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I'm sucking as hard
as I can, okay?

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It's not coming.
Well, suck harder.

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All right, and now
for the finale of the tour,

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we have all my sweet cars.

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See, I don't drive them yet,
but when I do, oh,

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I'm gonna drive
the fricking crap out of them.

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Who are the gypsies?

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The what?

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The gypsies.
JIMMY:
Hello...

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Oh, oh, don't worry about
them, they're nothing.

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Got to run.
Talk to you later, babe.

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Okay, good-bye,
Prince Handso...

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What's up, Prince Handsome?
Who's that girl?

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That woman is Yulia.

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We met online.

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Like an online dating thing?

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Kind of.
HotEuroCamGirls.com

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Oh, God.
Oh.

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JIMMY:
Oh, yeah.

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Mm.
I don't have the coin

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to actually go inside there,

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but I've seen those ads
pop up on my screen.

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MICKEY:
I mean, come on, Chip.

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She doesn't like you.
You know that, right?

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No duh. I'm not delusional.

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That's why I'm
flying her out here

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so we can get to know
each other in person.

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(laughing): Oh.
(laughs)

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Oh, Chip,
that is so pathetic.

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Oh, I'm pathetic?
Yeah.
Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm not the one doing

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whatever the hell
you guys are doing.

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What-What are you doing?

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We're siphoning gas
out of the GT

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to put in the Lambo
to move the Lambo,

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so we can take
the Speedster into town.

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Why not just take the Lambo?

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Because...
'cause then we wouldn't

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be driving the Speedster.

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What is he saying?

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I don't know.
He doesn't get it.

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What's with the hoses?

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I just got done
explaining it to you.

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We're siphoning.

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Did your mom not
teach you anything?

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You wouldn't last five seconds
in the real world.

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This kid's all Pemberton
and no Molng.

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No what?

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Mole?

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Molng. My last name.
Mullen?

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No. Mullen? Molng.

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M-O-L-N-G.
Molng.

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You need to say it from
the back of your throat.

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What? Did your mom not ever
tell you her maiden name?

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No. I don't blame her
with a name like that.
Okay, you know what?

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Get out of here.
Go play with your webcam girl,

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who you're never gonna see
in real life, by the way.

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Oh, yes, I will.

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She'll be here Friday,
so why don't you see

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if they got a couple spare
cages down at the kennel?

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I guarantee that money already
went straight up her nose.

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I don't know what that means,

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but whatever it is,
you're wrong.

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Ooh, fancy pants.
(Alba chuckles)

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You going somewhere fun?

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Yeah, Kai's taking me
out to dinner.

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Who's Kai?

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My fiancé.

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The one you manipulated into
thinking he got me pregnant.

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The guy with the milky abs?

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Oh. Oh, that guy?

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He's still a thing?

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Yes, he's still a thing.

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He's been studying furniture
design in Scandinavia.

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Mmm.
Hey, babe.

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Hey, what's going on?
I thought we had a reservation.

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Oh, yeah.

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I thought we could
just post up instead.

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The Chinese food
in Sweden sucked.

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Hey, everybody.

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Mm.
Hey, Kai.

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How was furniture school?

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I didn't end up going.

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Yeah, the application
wasn't in English,

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so I just did my own thing.

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Oh, it wasn't in English
so he didn't go.
Well...

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Yeah, a lot of sauna,
ate some fish.

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Huh.
Anyway, I'm gonna go beast
on this Kung Pao

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before it gets cold.
(chuckles)

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It was nice seeing you guys.

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(laughs)

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(laughs) Well, that
was a fun exchange.
Yeah.

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You know, he's still
figuring some stuff out.

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Look, man, I am
not judging, okay?

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At least he's a hot loser.

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(scoffs)
Kai's not a loser.

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Jimmy's a loser.

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Absolutely.

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They remind me a
lot of each other.

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That's insane.
They are nothing alike.

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Look, when I
first met Jimmy,

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he was a tight
little slice of ass.

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Then at some point, he kind
of just let himself go,

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started growing breasts.

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We've kind of just been
phoning it in ever since.

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I do not like where
this is going.

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Two Jimmys is
too many Jimmys.

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Kung Pao.
(laughs)

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(Kai laughs)

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Oh.

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MICKEY (laughing): Okay.

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I like how you made
your bangs extra big.

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(laughing):
The girls love a big bang.

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Am I right?

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Hey, ooh, Chip,
I have a question for you.

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Um, does it
make you nervous

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(laughing): that there's
only one bag left?

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Does that bother you?

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Shut up, okay.
Mm. Mm-hmm.

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Come on, Yulia.

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Show yourself.

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Um, hey, bud, think it might be
time to throw the towel in.

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(laughing):
What do you think?

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Okay, you need to
stop. Stop right now.
Yeah. Sure.

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Look, there she is.

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Eh?
Yulia.

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(Chip and Mickey shout)

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(laughing)
Oh. Oh, sorry, I thought
you were someone else.

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(laughing)

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(laughing):
Oh, my God.

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Oh, it was so good.

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How could I be so blind?

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Thought Yulia
was a beautiful angel.

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Turns out she's just
a beautiful, lying whore.

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(sighs)

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All right, look,
first of all,

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don't talk about women
like that, okay?

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Second of all...
(sighs)

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...you know,
the world's full

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of wolves and sheep, right?

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Yulia, she's a wolf.

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I'm a wolf.

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But you, you're a sheep.

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And see, it's the wolf's job
to eat the sheep, right?

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And so, y-you know,
this was bound to happen.

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Great, so I'm gonna spend
the rest of my life

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getting devoured.

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I mean, not necessarily.

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You know, you are
half Molng, right?

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I guess.

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Yeah, so we just
got to make sure

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that Molng part
rises to the top.

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(sighs) All right.
What the hell.

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Teach me how to be a Mulk.

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It's Molng.

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Molnga.

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Oh, we'll practice
in the car.

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All right, time to stop being
prey and start being a predator.

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First things first, you need
to learn to feed yourself.

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Go steal
some chips.

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Mm, no, thanks.

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Ironically, I'm not
a big chip guy.

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Well... that doesn't matter.

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I'm trying to teach
you something here.

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A wolf takes
what it needs.

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Yeah, but I don't need chips.

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I just ate a quesadilla.

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You ate without me?
I was hungry.

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All right, that's...
that's not the point, okay?

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You think a wolf just walks
by a deer and is like, "Meh.

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Uh... I'm not that hungry.
I just had a quesadilla."

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Where would a wolf
get a quesadilla?

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G... Go steal the chips, okay?

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And I'll meet you outside.

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Be smart. Be stealthy.

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Be smooth, just like a wo...
Oh, my God, get away from me.

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You got this.

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Uh...

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*

191
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* Yes, I'm a mutating French *

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* Kissing Andy *

193
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* Kissing Jack, kissing Johnny,
kissing Mike *

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* Smacking chicks
and licking faces *

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* Snugging ladies,
slapping boys, boys, boys *

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* Going hot, tease your daddy *

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* Driving wild, wild nuts *

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* Yes, I'm a mutating French *

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* Kissing Andy, kissing Jack,
kissing Johnny *

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* Kissing Mike, smacking chicks
and licking faces... *

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Wh...
Lesson number one:

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trust no one.

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Are you insane?

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You almost just got me
arrested over a bag of chips.

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Here's your cut.

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I don't want the chicken!
I didn't want the chips!

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You used me.

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Lesson number two: you look
around the room, you can't

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spot the sucker, chances
are you're the sucker.

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I know I'm the sucker.
That's why we're here.

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You're supposed to teach me
how to be a wolf.

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Well, I know a
wolf wouldn't let

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a perfectly good
chicken go to waste.

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Fine. Fine.

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I'll eat the damn chicken.

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Psycho.

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00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,331
Congratulations.
You're ready

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to move on to phase two
of your training.

219
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Well, finish the chicken.

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I mean, I worked very hard
to steal that chicken.

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Turns out he was
Mormon the whole time.

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(both laugh)

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(door opens)

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Oh...

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Didn't realize, um,

226
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you guys were hanging out.

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00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:32,853
Oh, yeah.

228
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We got a
friendship cooking.

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Terrific.
Can I talk to Kai?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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(groaning):
Absolutely.

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(pounds on door)
You got to lift it.

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Oh.
Yeah, you got it.

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This guy knows his stuff.

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(door closes)
Ah, he's great.

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So what's up, babe?

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You know...

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I was just wondering,
now that you're home,

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what's your plan?

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I don't know. You want to see
a movie or something?

241
00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,150
No. No.

242
00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,952
I-I meant something bigger.

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00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,987
Oh, you mean like an IMAX?

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00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,289
Forget the movie.

245
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Kai, what are your dreams?

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(scoffs)
Well, you are, babe.

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I got everything I need
right here in this sauna.

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Maybe you should
start figuring it out

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so that people don't think
that you're a loser.

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People think I'm a loser?

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No.

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00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:28,241
(scoffs)
No.

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They don't now.

254
00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:31,645
But they might
think that soon.

255
00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,480
You know?

256
00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,982
So maybe it's a good time

257
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,484
to just start
thinking about it.

258
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,553
Yeah.
Yeah.

259
00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,655
For you, anything.
Thank you.

260
00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:42,923
I'll let you
get back to it.

261
00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,124
Okay.
Okay, good.

262
00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,360
Oh, you got to lift it.

263
00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,096
Yeah, I live here.

264
00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,397
Okay.

265
00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:52,666
Step into my office.

266
00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,001
(indistinct race chatter on TVs)

267
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,703
Your office
smells like urine.

268
00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:56,937
I thought we were
going to a horse race.

269
00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,071
What the hell
is this place?

270
00:08:58,105 --> 00:08:59,773
It's off track betting.

271
00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:01,441
Why'd I wear a suit?

272
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,043
Beats me;
that was your choice.

273
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,344
Okay, if you want
to be a wolf,

274
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,514
you're gonna need
to learn to spot a sheep.

275
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,116
(cheering)

276
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,217
What about that guy?

277
00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,384
Very good. Why?

278
00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:12,786
'Cause he's waving
his money around

279
00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,454
like a jackass.
Exactly.

280
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,189
Kind of like you with
your Internet prostitute.

281
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,358
What? She's not an
Internet prostitute.

282
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,627
Yeah. Yes, she is.

283
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,861
Will you just
get to the point?

284
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,163
Yeah. Okay.

285
00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,299
All right.
First things first.

286
00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,735
Wha... ?

287
00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,469
Oh! What the hell?

288
00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,804
Wh... Ugh!

289
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,873
Okay. Your turn, do me.

290
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,142
And don't give me one of your
sissy taps, either, okay?

291
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,877
I need you to muster up
all the strength you can

292
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,646
in that tiny, pale,
bony body of yours.

293
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,815
(grunts)

294
00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,984
(indistinct cheering)
MAN: Come on, come on, man.

295
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,787
I will ruin you
when we get home.

296
00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,156
Now give me your wallet.

297
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,924
No way, I don't trust you.

298
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,460
Very nice.
You're learning.

299
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,228
Good. Do need the
wallet, though,

300
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,064
'cause it's part of the thing,
so give it to me. I'll give it

301
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,365
back to you in a minute;
you're gonna get it back.

302
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,502
Okay, follow me.

303
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,638
Look, he's making a move.

304
00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:06,573
Excuse me.
Here he goes.
Go, go.

305
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,808
Excuse me.

306
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,109
(indistinct cheering)

307
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,278
Officer.

308
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,981
Hey. My nephew and I just got
mugged in the parking lot.

309
00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,884
It's that guy in
the hat over there.

310
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,220
Wait here.

311
00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,323
This the guy?

312
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,357
Yep, that's him.

313
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,659
What are you talking about?

314
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,827
Check his pockets.

315
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,028
You'll find my
nephew's wallet

316
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,429
and a winning ticket
for the sixth race.

317
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,699
I've never seen
this woman before.

318
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:33,033
You okay?

319
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,467
My apologies, ma'am.

320
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,103
Don't worry about a thing.

321
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,771
We'll handle it
from here.
Thank you.

322
00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:40,307
You like beating up on kids,
you sick son of a bitch?

323
00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,441
Uh, no. Whoa.
CHIP: Oh.

324
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,876
(gambler grunts and groans)
Oh.

325
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,511
MICKEY:
Okay.

326
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,946
Yikes.
GAMBLER: I don't even know her!

327
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,380
I'm not used to
working with kids.

328
00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,482
That really struck
a nerve. Oh, man!

329
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,718
That was amazing.

330
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,952
How much did we make?

331
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:55,488
38 bucks... Boom.

332
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,058
That-That's it?

333
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,894
Hmm?
The suit you destroyed
cost a grand.

334
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,796
Yeah. Lesson 14:
Dress casual.

335
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:04,197
Wolves don't wear suits.

336
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,733
Wolves don't wear anything.

337
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,534
What are you... ?

338
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,202
You got to cash the ticket.

339
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,573
Will you please just relax?
(doorbell rings)

340
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,342
Oh, that's
probably the cops.

341
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,878
Here to throw us in jail
for $38 and a chicken.

342
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,147
So calm down. Wolves
don't get rattled.

343
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,983
You're not a wolf, you're
a frickin' bottom feeder.

344
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,885
If anything,
you are an oyster,

345
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,386
and I eat oysters.

346
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,255
Why are you talking about
eating oysters?

347
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,057
What the hell is going on?
Talk normal.

348
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,091
I'm done with this.

349
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,160
All right. Well,
wolves don't quit.

350
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,028
Well, I do.
Chip...

351
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,196
Someone's here to see you.

352
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,769
Hello, my Chip.

353
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,841
It was the crazies.

354
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:51,111
The immigration people held me
for whole day.

355
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,846
I tell them,
"I has my visa, misters,"

356
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,181
but they don't do listening.

357
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,548
Those scumbags.

358
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,850
They didn't touch you,
did they?

359
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,685
Okay. And why didn't
you just call Chip?

360
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,854
I didn't has American telephone.

361
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,289
You know what?

362
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,125
Tomorrow you get yourself
a new phone.

363
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,626
Oh, come on.

364
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,395
So you're telling me
there was no phone

365
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,797
for you to borrow?

366
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,398
I'm sorry. This just
isn't adding up.

367
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,767
Yulia's answered enough
questions for one day.

368
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,103
She just flew across
the frickin' world.
Mm-hmm.

369
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,971
Come on, Yulia.
I'll help you get settled.

370
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,272
Alba!

371
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,747
Who the hell is this?

372
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,317
I am Yulia. I am
girlfriend of Chip.

373
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,419
Oh, you've got
to be kidding me.

374
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,522
Alba, can you please help Yulia
to the guest room?

375
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,625
Thank you, Chip.
(Alba muttering)

376
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,860
ALBA:
...crap outside.

377
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,932
(Mickey clears throat)

378
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,170
How does it taste?

379
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,171
How does what taste?

380
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,472
The frickin' foot in your mouth.

381
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,974
I can't believe
I listened to you.

382
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,508
Yulia's not scamming me.

383
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:58,345
Oh, you stupid little boy.

384
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,313
(laughs)

385
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,682
You just let a wolf
right into the henhouse.

386
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,985
It's a fox in the henhouse,
idiot.

387
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,687
You don't let anything
into the henhouse.

388
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,322
'Cause it'll eat the hens.

389
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:12,292
(sighs)

390
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,295
Hey. Whatcha doing?

391
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,529
Oh, hey, babe.

392
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,797
I'm just getting ready
to go to a meeting.

393
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,499
You're going to a meeting
dressed like that?

394
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,868
Oh, right.
(laughs)

395
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,203
Ah, I got so excited, I
totally forgot to tell you.

396
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,005
What?
I'm starting my
own business.

397
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,606
You are?
Yeah.

398
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,475
Babe, that's so great.
I'm really happy for you.

399
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,676
Yeah. It's awesome.

400
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,145
You ready to do this or what?
Oh.

401
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,713
What's he doing here?
That's my business partner.

402
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,348
Yeah, we're gonna go have
a brainstorming sesh

403
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,450
right now in the sauna.
You two are working together.

404
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,352
All that stuff you said
was really inspiring.

405
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,388
What?
I told Jimmy about our talk.

406
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,323
Wh... That's not what I...
It got me thinking.

407
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,158
Who's the neediest
demographic?

408
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,593
Women, right?

409
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,030
What do women love?
Beef.

410
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,064
And what do they hate?

411
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,699
Fixing crap.

412
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:56,203
So we put the two together,
and came up with...

413
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,905
Stud Nailers.
Yeah.

414
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,873
It's our shirtless
handyman service.

415
00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,975
It's like topless
maids, but dudes.

416
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,743
Plus, having a
business partner,

417
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,312
who's also a friend,

418
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,147
takes off a lot
of pressure.

419
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,581
Now, see? That story alone's

420
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,150
gonna get us tons
of customers, man.

421
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,553
And then this ab thing,
that is icing on the cake.

422
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,188
Your abs are made of cake.

423
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,423
Okay. Well,
right now they are,

424
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,425
so Kai hits the field
solo for a little bit,

425
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,859
I hang back,
drop some L-Bs,

426
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:21,761
and then I just come
riding up ripped.

427
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,363
It's a good thing we
got that sauna, right?

428
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,597
Yeah.

429
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,567
Course, I'm also gonna
get a beard trimmer,

430
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,802
and take care of
all my downstairs...

431
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,846
So...

432
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,949
how was everyone's day?

433
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,116
Awesome.

434
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,952
My cousin violated
his parole,

435
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,187
which in and of itself
isn't good news,

436
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,889
but we're gonna get his
van until he gets out.

437
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,458
I'm thinking we just stick
a giant-ass decal

438
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,692
right on the side of it.

439
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,893
Dude, great idea!

440
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,528
It's gonna be like
a mobile billboard.

441
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,030
Boom.

442
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,198
SABRINA:
Well,

443
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,632
it'll still be a van.

444
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,134
Babe, I am...

445
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,970
I'm so proud of you.
It's so exciting.

446
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,904
Just don't get your hopes up,
you know?

447
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,974
What do you mean?

448
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,076
Mm, handyman service?

449
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,278
It's not exactly
a groundbreaking idea.

450
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,246
How much money
can you really make?

451
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,448
A lot.
YULIA:
I see same thing

452
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,517
with street girls
in my country.

453
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,553
So many risks;
too small money.

454
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,155
Yeah. This girl gets it.

455
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:23,723
Who are you again?

456
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,125
Wha... She's my girlfriend.

457
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,127
Why does everyone
keep questioning that?

458
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,097
Yeah, everyone can see
that she is his girlfriend.

459
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,399
YULIA:
Why don't you put on
a Web show instead?

460
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,302
That way you can has many
customers all at once,

461
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,004
and you also not get hurt.

462
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,572
That's brilliant.
Jimmy, did you hear that?
Yeah.

463
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,673
So smart, babe.

464
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:42,075
(chuckling):
Yeah, totally. You know what?

465
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,943
I'm just gonna come right out
and ask it.

466
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,512
Yulia, what are
your intentions here?

467
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,147
Oh, Chip invited me.

468
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,182
No, no, I know. That wasn't
the question, was it?

469
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:51,451
I'm wondering,
what is a wolf like you

470
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,320
doing with a sheep like Chip?

471
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:56,189
No, Yulia, you do not have
to answer that question.

472
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,625
Is okay.

473
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,262
I like Chip because
he's sheep.

474
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,331
Huh?

475
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,701
Sheep are good.
They're soft.

476
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,537
A sheep will
never hurt me.

477
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,139
In Soviet times,

478
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,440
my papa was
turned into,

479
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,442
um... how you call?

480
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,144
Drinking cripple.

481
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,178
Alcoholic.

482
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,179
He was not very gentle

483
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,380
to my mother.

484
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,848
So to help my mother,

485
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,850
I had to, um...

486
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,255
...I had to do a lot of things
to survive.

487
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,358
Life has not been easy for me.

488
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,559
(softly): Hey.

489
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,794
We've all had to do
things to survive.

490
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,130
Stop. Stop.
You see what you did?

491
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,565
Now she's
all upset.

492
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,035
Come on, Yulia,
you don't have to take this.

493
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,407
I like her.

494
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,708
She has great ideas.

495
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,942
(inhales)

496
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,313
(inhales)

497
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,347
Whoa.

498
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,548
(sniffs)
Hey.

499
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:56,916
Uh, we're getting gas,

500
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,252
'cause we're going
to the hardware store tomorrow.

501
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,389
Cool. So, about Stud Nailers,
I need you to stop it.

502
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,157
You want us to stop
our business?

503
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,259
That, your friendship,
everything.

504
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,428
I don't want you hanging out
with Kai anymore.

505
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,597
Why?
Because I want him
to have a chance,

506
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:13,400
and if he keeps hanging out
with you, that won't happen.

507
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,867
You ruined
your chance.

508
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,369
Your life is
dark and depressing.

509
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,705
Okay, you know, Sabrina,
by the tone of your voice,

510
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:21,007
I can tell you're about to say
something pretty hurtful.

511
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,443
Were you not just listening?
I said something hurtful.

512
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,178
Your life is sad.

513
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,914
I don't want you around
Kai anymore, okay?

514
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,450
Look, listen, sweetheart,

515
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,352
if you think I'm gonna
throw away a friendship

516
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,254
for a little bit of cash
in my pocket...

517
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,388
How's $2,000?

518
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,923
That's a lot more
than I thought...

519
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,260
He can't know
it was my idea.

520
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,761
Got it?

521
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,164
Fine.

522
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,073
Okay, we've got
Sabrina's laptop...
Mm-hmm.

523
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,308
Chip's Rolex,
Mm-hmm.

524
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,043
Ben's Sandy Koufax ball,

525
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,446
okay, my... flannel.
Oh, good.

526
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,881
We need something of yours.
Let me get that necklace.
Uh...

527
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,216
Mm, uh, no.

528
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,752
My abuelita gave this to me
when I was five.

529
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,820
Alba, we each need
to put something in the bag,

530
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,156
or it's gonna look shady, okay?

531
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,791
Oh, I don't know about this.

532
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,726
We're just speeding up
the inevitable.

533
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:14,794
Oh...
If a crooked cop

534
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,829
plants drugs
on a guilty suspect,

535
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,665
the suspect's
still guilty, right?

536
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:19,832
What kind of drugs?

537
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,601
What kind...
A-Are you serious?

538
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,069
I don't know, Alba.
What kind of drugs

539
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,305
do you need it to be in order
to give me the necklace?

540
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,806
Coke?
Coke!

541
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,408
It's coke. Thank you.

542
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,410
You're driving me nuts.
(groans)

543
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,345
All right, we wake up
in a few hours...
Mm-hmm.

544
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,746
...say we've been robbed,

545
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,515
find all of our crap
in Yulia's bag,

546
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,016
and Chip will
finally see her

547
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,851
for the dishonest
tramp that she is.

548
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,887
That's good.
It's gonna be so fun.

549
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,091
(rattling door)

550
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,626
(exhales)

551
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,629
Hey! There he is.

552
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,331
Pop those jeans off.

553
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,799
Start sweating.

554
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,868
I'm not here
to sweat with you, Kai.

555
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,036
You're not?

556
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:59,539
No, I'm not.

557
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,908
Not today or ever again.

558
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,144
I don't understand.

559
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:09,549
Well, I've been doing
some thinking, and, uh...

560
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,219
I think Stud Nailers is dumb,

561
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,554
and I think you're dumb.

562
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,889
But I thought
we were friends.

563
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,426
Yeah, that's 'cause
you're a dumb guy, Kai.

564
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,195
So don't try and contact me

565
00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,697
or come win me back
or just, you know...

566
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,567
Just leave me alone,
all right?

567
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,536
(rattling door)

568
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:32,038
You got to jiggle it.
I know I have to jiggle it.

569
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,740
(strained grunting)

570
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:38,911
(exhales)

571
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,848
(whispers):
Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry.

572
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,150
Oh, good morning,
Romeo.

573
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,718
How'd you sleep?

574
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,920
Fine.
Mickey, we have a problem.

575
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,689
We have been robbed!

576
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,591
What?!
Yeah. Who in the entire world

577
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:54,261
could do something like this?
It could be anyone-- Yuli...

578
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,662
Somebody stole
my laptop.

579
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,264
Somebody stole my baseball!
Oh...

580
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,998
I can't find my boots.

581
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,000
What? All right, all right,
everybody just settle down.

582
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,002
We'll get
to the bottom of this.

583
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,771
Hey, Chip, where's Yulia?
Whoa.

584
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,606
Probably somewhere
over the Atlantic.

585
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,640
Huh?
ALBA:
Wha...?

586
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:09,576
I dumped her.

587
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:10,777
What? Why?

588
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,679
She totally emasculated me
last night at dinner.

589
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,981
I can't be with somebody
who thinks I'm a sheep.

590
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,684
That necklace

591
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,352
has been in my family
for generations.

592
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,120
Damn it, Chip,
My mother had...

593
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:25,191
(several shouting at once)

594
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,861
Everyone, calm down!

595
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,230
Relax, okay?
I'll explain what happened.

596
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,802
(sighs) What happened is
that you got played

597
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,671
just exactly like I told you
you were going to. (chuckles)

598
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:42,108
I feel so stupid.
Yeah. Yeah.

599
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,311
You know why?
'Cause you are stupid.

600
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,979
Here I am, spewing information,
life skills all over you.

601
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,115
And what do you do?
You just swat 'em away!

602
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,917
You swat every single one
of them away,

603
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,785
and then you're all confused
about what happened?

604
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,120
Oh, you stupid child.

605
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,923
You know, I... I think
the real lesson here

606
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,826
is that it's easy to brand
all adult entertainers

607
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,094
as untrustworthy crooks.

608
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,930
But if you really want
to know the truth,

609
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,165
it's women in general
that cannot be trusted.

610
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,668
(scoffs)
You're one to talk. Thief.

611
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,002
What?

612
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,671
Kai didn't come to bed
last night, okay?

613
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,340
I know you
didn't break up with him.

614
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,608
Yeah, I did,
last night in the sauna.

615
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:17,477
What is that smell?
You guys smell that?

616
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,181
(grunts): Oh, ah,
careful, now.

617
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,617
The door was
so warped,

618
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:26,353
there was just
no escape.

619
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,687
I apologize.

620
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:28,988
(loud thump)
EMT: Watch it!

621
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,189
Oh, God.

622
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,524
Low step.

623
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:33,526
Come on.

624
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,929
Look, Sabrina,
I am so sorry.

625
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,331
(grunts)

626
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:41,033
Ai, that sauna took
the wrong Jimmy.

627
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,369
Yeah.

628
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,471
Well, you know,

629
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,539
he really should have
fixed that door.

630
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:54,981
JIMMY:
Kung Pao. (laughs)

631
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:57,016
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

632
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,820
Now that you've gotten
to know The Mick,

633
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,690
here are a few more shows
to check out
from Fox.

634
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:12,331
We are in the heart
of one of the world's
most remote jungles

635
00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,667
deep in the South Pacific.

636
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:19,672
Along with ten
tough survivalists

637
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:21,808
from all walks of life.

638
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,977
But they don't quite know
what they're in for yet.

639
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:29,248
Surviving this game
will be the hardest thing
that you have ever done

640
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,551
because you won't be
paired with each other.

641
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:35,488
You'll be paired...
with these guys.

642
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,824
(all cheering)
WOMAN: Hi!

643
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:42,161
Ten total novices
who have never spent a night
camping in their own backyard,

644
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,264
let alone surviving
in the wilderness.

645
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:46,666
Oh, boy.

646
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,436
So we've "game-ified" surviving
in the wild.

647
00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:52,539
(whimpering)
So that is like
the first big challenge,

648
00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,040
right, for these novices--

649
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,842
just staying alive.

650
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,010
-(shouting)
-(screaming)

651
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,345
(laughing)

652
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,848
-Aaah!
-Are you okay?

653
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,552
SIMONE: They have to learn how
to make fire and to get food.

654
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,587
(screaming)

655
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,355
And then,
with their teammate,

656
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,758
they go on to the challenges
that we've prepared for them.

657
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,961
MAN: If you love action,
you're gonna see contestants

658
00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,863
propelling down waterfalls.

659
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,297
If you love drama,

660
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:19,866
you're gonna see
relationships forming

661
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:23,035
and romances forming
in the reality
that we're shooting.

662
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,272
And if you love humor,
you're gonna see
this incredible humor

663
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:30,409
of these people that really
don't belong in the jungle
trying to survive out here.

664
00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:33,546
So they have to survive
each other and the jungle
and the game.

665
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:35,181
(buzzing)

666
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:41,087
(animals chirping, tweeting)