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She's inappropriate,
but in charge.

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-She's The Mick.
-Can I have some more ice cream?

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Oh! Aaah!

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Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays,

5
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and check out
our other Fox programs--

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New Girl, Son of Zorn
and Lethal Weapon.

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-That's attractive.
-Why would they--

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Only on Fox.

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(car horn honks,
school bell rings)

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(tires squealing)

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(horn honking)

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(tires screech)

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All right,
everybody out.

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Go learn a bunch of stuff
you'll never use.

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"Bye, Aunt Mickey.
Thank you.

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"I recognize I'm not your
kid. It totally blows

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to wake up at 7:00 a.m."
That's okay, Sabrina.

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Thanks for saying thanks. Bye.

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CHIP:
Yeah, don't forget--

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Ben and I need a ride to the
dentist tomorrow after school.

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Sounds like a Jimmy job.

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What?! Why?

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'Cause I don't
want to do it.
No.

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I mean, why do they have
to go to the dentist at all?

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We're getting
our teeth cleaned.

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Yeah, well, don't you
have a toothbrush?

27
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God, your generation's
gone soft.

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Dentists aren't
our generation.

29
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Well, they're not
my generation, okay?

30
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I've never even been to one,
and I'm doing just fine.

31
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You've had that tooth
rotting out of your face

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for at least five years.

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And do you hear me
complaining about it?

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No, because I chew
on the other side,

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and I avoid hot and colds.
My body is my dentist.

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When that bad tooth
is ready to come out,

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it will expel it naturally.

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Oh, boy. Nope,
school po-po coming.

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Come on, everybody out. Go, go,
go, go, go. Quick, quick, quick.

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Come on. Out. No.
Okay. Go, go, go.
Miss Molng,
may I have a word, please?

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You know what? If this is
about the car, it's cool...
It isn't.

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I mean, don't do it again,
but I actually wanted

43
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to talk to you about
an ongoing bullying situation

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involving one of your kids.

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Well, yeah, you know, that's
just sort of bound to happen.

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Chip's a walking target,
isn't he? I got to be honest.

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If it were appropriate for
me to beat the hell out him,

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I'd... I would do it
on a daily basis.

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This isn't about Chip.
This is about Sabrina.

50
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's tough.
She's the worst.

51
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I've been on the receiving end
of that for months now.

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She tears me down,
I build myself back up.

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She tears me down,
I build myself back up.

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I got to be honest.

55
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I'm running out
of building supplies.

56
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Well, I'm sorry you're doing
so much building,

57
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but it's actually Sabrina
who's being bullied.

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Oh. Come again?

59
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It seems that she has been
excommunicated from her

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friend group, and since

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she is quite possibly
our most popular student,

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it's had a ripple effect
on our entire ecosystem.

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All right, are we talking
about the same Sabrina?

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Dark hair? Pretty in

65
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a terrifying kind of way?
I've spoken to her.

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She won't open up.
You're her aunt.

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Perhaps you can
get through to her.

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Yeah. Yeah, probably.
Yeah, I'll get right on it.

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Thanks for the heads up.

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(both cackling)

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She's getting bullied!

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It's so good.

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Well, you know, karma is
a fair, but merciless bitch.

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Oh, yeah.

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Normally, I would never,
never wish harm on anyone,

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but the thought of Sabrina
eating lunch by herself,

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oh, is so nice.

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(laughter)
So good.

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I mean, this might
be the best thing

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that's ever
happened to her.
Oh, yeah.

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I mean, knock her
down a peg.
Yeah, she made her mean bed,

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and now she can sleep
in those scratchy sheets.
Oh.

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Sleep in scratchy sheets,
you bitch, right?

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Oh, yeah.
(laughter)

85
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Good night.

86
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Sweet dreams.
Good luck.

87
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Oh!
Oh! Tough day at the office?

88
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What the hell did
you just say to me?

89
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Just a... you know,
just a quick dig on your way by.
Oh, yeah?

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You think that's funny?
Maybe you should look

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in the mirror,
you bug-eyed bitch.

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ALBA:
Okay, you know, maybe

93
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we just take a deep breath.
Oh, yeah?

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You got something
to say, too, Alba?

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No. You are right,

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no matter what you say
about anything.

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That's what I
thought, chismosa.

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(Alba gasps)

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Wh...

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(smacks lips) I don't know
what that word meant...

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Mm.
...but I conclude
it was nasty.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah?

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What the hell
was that about?

104
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I don't know.

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I thought bullying
would soften her, but...

106
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that was really scary.

107
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Yeah, we do this
all the time,

108
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but usually there's some art
to it, you know what I mean?

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There's nothing
clever about that.

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That really hurt my feelings.

111
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Is this what bullying
is gonna do to her?

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(gasps)
Okay, this is not
nearly as fun

113
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as I thought it
was gonna be.
No.

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All right, I'll
go talk to her.
Yeah.

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Be brave.

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(Mickey smacks lips)

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Is it safe to come in?

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What do you want?

119
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Look, your principal let me know
that you were getting bullied,

120
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and I just wanted to say
that we've all been there,

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including me,
if you can believe it.

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Oh, I can believe it.

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Okay. Great.

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Then maybe
I can be of some help.

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What are we
working with here?

126
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Wedgies? Swirlies?
Sack taps?

127
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It's nothing, it's just
some stupid cyberbullying.

128
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What the hell
is cyberbullying?

129
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Bullying, but
on the Internet.

130
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You're letting a bunch
of nerds pick on you

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with their computers?
They're not nerds.

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Well, they're nerds
if they're on the Internet.

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It's my friend, Zoe.

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Used to be my
friend, whatever.

135
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Why don't you just
systematically destroy her?

136
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Isn't that what you do?

137
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I can't.
Why?

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I just can't, okay?!

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O-Okay.

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It just doesn't seem
like you, that's all.

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I'm sorry, don't you
have something better

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to be worrying about,
like the fact that

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you're really
bad at makeup,

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even though you've had
70 years of practice?

145
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Okeydoke, I can see
where this is headed,

146
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so I'm just gonna
hit the road.

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Mm.

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How did it go?

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Well, she ripped me open,

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stuffed me full of devastation,
and then sewed me back up again.

151
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Oh.
Let me ask
you something.

152
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Do I look 70?

153
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What?

154
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You know what, forget it.
For some reason,

155
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she's not fighting back,
you know?
Oh.

156
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And now, that's bleeding
into our ecosystem.

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No, no, no, no.

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I cannot handle
a meaner Sabrina.

159
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Well, then we are going to
have to restore order for her.

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Mm.

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Is that your face or did
scientists figure out a way

162
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to grow a ponytail
on a meatball?

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(both laugh)
That's nice.

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Yeah.
Mm, I got one,
I got one.

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You got one?
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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You are like
a can of tuna fish...
Uh-huh.

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...that has
far exceeded...
Uh-huh.

168
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...its expiration date.
(laughs)

169
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I don't get that.
No, it's good, good.

170
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Yeah, she smells.
Okay.

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What are you doing
on my laptop?

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Oh, man,

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we are feeding
these cyberbully dicks

174
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with both barrels.
Mm.

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What?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

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Let me see.

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You're on my account.

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Of course
I'm on your account.

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How else would I be you?

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Oh, my God.

181
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Oh, this is bad.
Oh, no,

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she had some real stinkers.
I...

183
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Are you looking at
the tuna fish one?

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Come on.
'Cause scroll up,
mine are funny.

185
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You don't get it!

186
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Zoe stole my journal
from my locker.

187
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Hold on a second,
you-you keep a diary?

188
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It's not a diary,
it's a journal.

189
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Oh.
Okay?

190
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And because of you,
she just blasted it

191
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all over the Internet!
Hold on.

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Calm down. Okay?

193
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(gasps)
Calm down. Let's see.

194
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Is this you?

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"Abandoned, deserted, rejected.

196
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"I set out on my boat,

197
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riding a sea
of my parents' mistakes."

198
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(cries)
Ah.
"Who will love me?

199
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"These sails will not.

200
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The sea cannot. The sky?"

201
00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,314
(sobs)

202
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"The sky can only watch." Okay.

203
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It was stream of
consciousness!

204
00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,721
No, yeah, no, it reads
as stream of consciousness.

205
00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,656
I think it's--
it's all class.

206
00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,892
What do you think?
No, I-- it's nice.

207
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,227
You-you are a writer,
that is for sure.

208
00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,796
Shut up, both of you!

209
00:07:08,829 --> 00:07:10,931
Give me this!
Oh.

210
00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,432
You ruined my life!

211
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(crying)

212
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God, did you know
she was such an ugly crier?

213
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I'm not crying!

214
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Yeah.

215
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(softly):
Okay.

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The fish look sick.

217
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(scoffs)

218
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Can you believe
this crap?

219
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What's not to believe?

220
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All of it-- propaganda being
pushed by Big Tooth,

221
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trying to convince you
you're less of a human

222
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if you don't
"Smile Like a Star."

223
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What are you
blathering about?

224
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These so-called professionals
use fear to convince us

225
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that we need them,
when in reality

226
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you could probably
do it yourself.

227
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Hell, a monkey could do it.

228
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People don't do
their own dental work

229
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because it's a
specialized skill.

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I mean, I could
unclog my toilets,

231
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but I prefer to have
a plumber do it.

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00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,617
Do not get me started
on plumbers.

233
00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:04,518
Good job, little man.

234
00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,053
See you in six months,
all right?

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00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,721
(imitates explosion)

236
00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,889
I only have one cavity!

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00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,390
JIMMY:
Oh, really?

238
00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,859
Who told you that,
the tooth jockey?

239
00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,727
Guess we better
take his word for it.

240
00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:14,895
Excuse me?

241
00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,730
I'm sorry, Doc.
If you saw the mess

242
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inside of his mouth,
you'd know he's an idiot.

243
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You know what, this is good.
Let's test this out.

244
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Bet you this clown
can't look in there

245
00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,972
and tell me which tooth
is bothering me.

246
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Oh, wow.

247
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I assume it's your
number 19 molar.

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The black one.

249
00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,646
That tooth needs
to come out immediately.

250
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,682
Good guess.
Here comes the sell.

251
00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:36,717
What's that gonna cost me?
Nothing.

252
00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,552
Your insurance should
cover it.

253
00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,554
You think he
has insurance?

254
00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:43,090
Procedure runs about
1,500 without it.

255
00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,825
Yeah, well, how about I just
buy you a new set of golf clubs,

256
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,560
and we skip the part
where you perform

257
00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:47,828
unnecessary surgery on me?

258
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,663
I assure you
it's necessary.

259
00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:50,564
An infection like that
could leach into

260
00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:51,732
your bloodstream and kill you.

261
00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,034
Definitely leave
it in, then.

262
00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,603
You can die
from a tooth?

263
00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,004
JIMMY: Don't listen
to this goofball.

264
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,739
Back in the old days,
dentists weren't even a thing.

265
00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,774
Barbers took care of
everything above the shoulders.

266
00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,176
You didn't know that,
Doctor?

267
00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,679
I don't know where all this
animosity's coming from,

268
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,615
but it doesn't change the fact
that tooth needs to come out.

269
00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,782
Do it yourself
for all I care.

270
00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,784
Yeah, well, maybe I will.

271
00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:13,954
And you can do whatever
this is, for all I care.

272
00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,555
Let's go, boys.

273
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:20,728
(Sabrina groans)

274
00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:25,565
Get up.
No.

275
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,600
Come on. Pity party's
over. Let's go.

276
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,703
Leave me alone.
This is all your fault.

277
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,704
Sabrina, you can't
stay here forever.

278
00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,640
You've got to go back
to school at some point.

279
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,741
I can't.

280
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,042
Nobody cares
that you keep a diary.

281
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,377
It's a journal.
Whatever.

282
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,079
It doesn't matter.
It's not a big deal.

283
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:42,616
You don't get it.

284
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,218
Everybody used to fear
and respect me.

285
00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,521
Now they think I'm some
sad sack of emotion.

286
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:50,991
Oh, come on.

287
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,826
Hey, don't say that.

288
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,294
I'm sure they
still fear you.

289
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,797
You're the meanest person
I've ever met.

290
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,499
I'm scared to come out
of my room most mornings

291
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,234
'cause I don't know what
you're gonna say to me.

292
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,503
Really?
Yeah.

293
00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,839
You know that time you told me
my voice sounded fat?

294
00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:06,807
(laughs)
(gasps)

295
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,809
Yeah, that was a good one.

296
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,410
That was a great one.

297
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,980
It's like you've got
butter in your throat.

298
00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,982
Yeah, I mean, it doesn't
make any sense to me.

299
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,984
I can't wrap my mind around
what that even means,

300
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,686
but that's the point; I've been
thinking about it ever since.

301
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,520
See, you got in my head.

302
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:21,655
That's the bitch
that's inside of you.

303
00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,523
That's the bitch they
need to see.

304
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:26,293
Yeah, but how?

305
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:30,630
By marching over to Zoe's house
and tearing her ass to pieces.

306
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:31,699
Yeah, I...

307
00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:32,700
Mm.

308
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,534
Well, yeah, I guess
I could do that.

309
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,535
Oh, you guess?

310
00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,536
Not good enough.

311
00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:37,871
Let me hear you say it.

312
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:40,273
Fine, I'll tear her ass
to pieces.

313
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,775
Happy?
Happy?!

314
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:42,943
No, I'm not happy.

315
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,678
'Cause that sounded like
you wanted to go over there

316
00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:45,879
and tickle her ass
a little bit,

317
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,848
but that's not gonna
do the trick.

318
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,850
This girl humiliated you.
What are you gonna do about it?

319
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,156
I'm gonna tear
her ass to pieces!

320
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,892
That's what I'm talking about.
Then what are you gonna do?

321
00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,728
I'm gonna feed it to her.

322
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:01,962
Whoo-hoo, I like it!

323
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,496
Let's go get that diary.

324
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:06,066
It's a journal.
Uh, doesn't matter!

325
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,901
(scanner beeping)

326
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,244
In what world is this easier
than going to a dentist?

327
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,912
A cheaper one.
Do you have any idea

328
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,848
how much an actual tank
of nitrous costs?

329
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:21,749
No. How much?

330
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,250
I don't know.

331
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,852
But a lot more
than whipped cream.

332
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,087
Granted, this isn't
medical grade,

333
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,056
but it's still gonna
give me the wah-wahs.
This is insane.

334
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,824
Let's just go back
to the dentist.

335
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,392
No, absolutely not.

336
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:33,894
Hey, I'm trying
to teach you guys

337
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,695
a valuable life lesson here,
all right?

338
00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,364
A little self-sufficiency.

339
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,901
Can you just teach us how to
change a tire or something?

340
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,936
I'm excited to see you
rip your teeth out.

341
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,272
JIMMY: Thanks, pal.
Don't encourage this, Ben.

342
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,775
Okay, you know what, Chip,
let me tell you something.

343
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:48,909
Ears up, Ben.

344
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:49,910
Not-to-near future,

345
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,745
nuclear holocaust, right?

346
00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,881
Credit card, money, house gone.

347
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,416
None of it works.
Sabrina, Alba, Mickey--

348
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,785
they're gone. Why?

349
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,119
Because you ate them.

350
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,021
You had to.

351
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,791
Would you be able to do
anything for yourself?

352
00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:09,296
And, uh, that'll be $86.78.

353
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,099
Well, that's a little bit more
than I was intending to spend.

354
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,934
Why don't you go ahead
and throw everything back

355
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,068
except the whipped cream,
vodka and pliers.

356
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,245
(sniffs) Yeah.

357
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,914
Let's party.

358
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,984
* One more time from you

359
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,053
* One more word to me...

360
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,321
What are we listening to?

361
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,957
Fight music. Getting us
jacked up for battle.

362
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,125
Ugh.
Why are they yelling?

363
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,893
Are they angry 'cause
they're bad musicians?

364
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,561
Don't overthink it, just
drink your Speed Demon.

365
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,963
I can't drink
any more of this.

366
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,431
I feel like my heart's
gonna explode.

367
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,799
Good. That's right.
Means it's working.

368
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,334
Okay, you ready for this?

369
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,969
Yes. Yeah!
Yeah?

370
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,437
You ready for this?
Yeah!

371
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,571
It's go time.
(music stops)

372
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,440
What's with the ice?
You'll see.

373
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:57,010
(exhales) Yes! Ready?

374
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,411
I'm ready!
Yeah? All right.

375
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,847
No hesitation, okay?

376
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,481
She opens that door,
we just launch on her.

377
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,250
I got this!

378
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,284
Cool off, bitch!

379
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,355
Uh... uh...

380
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,622
Sabrina, what are you
doing at my house?!

381
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,024
This is my house, Zoe!

382
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,659
One second.
So you better give me
my journal back

383
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,027
before I beat your ass
so hard you actually

384
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,362
feel it for once!
Time-out, time-out!

385
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,930
How 'bout that?!

386
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,698
Oopsy. Time-out.
Time-out.

387
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,200
Can you excuse us
just for a second?

388
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,835
C-Can I have a word?

389
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,103
What the hell
are you doing?

390
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,105
What do you mean?
I'm gonna feed her her ass!

391
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,940
No, you can't
feed her her ass.
Why not?

392
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,842
Because she's busy
sitting on it,

393
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,044
in a wheelchair.
What does that
have to do with it?

394
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,880
It has everything
to do with it.

395
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,015
You can't beat up
a disabled person.
Says who?

396
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,383
Says everybody.
That's a rule.

397
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,018
Oh, that is so archaic.

398
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,819
She deserves to be treated
just like everybody else.

399
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:41,188
Oh, get out of here.

400
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,956
I will never understand
your generation.

401
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,124
What is there to understand?
How is this...

402
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,026
Hey, guys,
I'm gonna get going.

403
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,028
Oh, by the way, Sabrina,
if you need me,

404
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,898
I'll be posting your entire
journal online. Okay, bye.

405
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:51,831
No, no, no, no, no!

406
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,035
(groans)

407
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,537
We had her, Mickey!

408
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,539
You left out the part
where her legs don't work!

409
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,573
Let's go!

410
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,980
All right, let me have
it. How bad is it?

411
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,148
"My mind is cluttered,
like an old drawer

412
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,150
"that you haven't
cleared out;

413
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,519
"that you can't clear out
because it would take too long,

414
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,087
be too painful."

415
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,890
Wow, that is
humiliating.
Mm-hmm.

416
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:20,060
Yeah, I was in a bad
place, Alba. Okay?

417
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,062
Oh, here's a cheerier one, okay.

418
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,365
"Mickey saved me half a tuna
fish sandwich last night.

419
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:28,868
"That small gesture is the most
gracious thing anyone has done

420
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,938
since my parents abandoned me."

421
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,541
MICKEY:
Oh, that sandwich

422
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,010
was for Jimmy.

423
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:38,245
Oh.

424
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:40,080
But I'm really glad
that it brightened up...

425
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,781
No.
...you know, what seemed
to be a tough day...

426
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,951
Screw this, okay?
Just screw it.

427
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,052
This is so
pointless, okay?

428
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,955
There is no plan B.
(sighs)

429
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,290
I might as well
just kill myself.

430
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,992
Well, that's not
a terrible idea.

431
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,928
Thanks.
Well-- no, no, no.

432
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,964
Not actually killing yourself,
but the threat of it?

433
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,698
Oh, everyone will think
you are crazy,

434
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,733
and no one would
mess with you no more.

435
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,304
Yeah, but suicide's
more sad than crazy.

436
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,773
That's not what we're after.
Now, murder-suicide.

437
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,942
Ooh, yeah.
There we go; nobody's
messing with that.

438
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:12,412
Eh, I don't know. That's like
deranged, Jim Jones crazy.

439
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,148
I'm going for more
self-sabotage, train wreck.

440
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,916
Like Britney crazy.

441
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,751
Oh, I love Britney.
Mm. Yeah,
of course you do.

442
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,720
Everyone does,
because she's perfect.
Mm.

443
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,323
And she's currently enjoying
a great second act.
Yeah.

444
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,858
I think you might be
onto something here.

445
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,761
Ding-ding, boys.

446
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,130
School's in session.

447
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,831
(inhales deeply)

448
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,935
This is as good as I'll ever be.

449
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:36,970
Maybe your tooth hurts
'cause you're eating

450
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,305
too much whipped cream.

451
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,772
I'm not eating
whipped cream, Ben.

452
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,441
I'm sucking the nitrous
out of the can.

453
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,842
Can I have some?

454
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,144
No.

455
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,079
Not until your brain
is fully developed.

456
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,614
Talk to me when you're 13.

457
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,583
(inhales deeply)

458
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,519
All right.

459
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,188
I could rip the tongue
out of my own mouth. Pliers.

460
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,592
Watch and learn, boys.

461
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,628
*

462
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,764
Dude, wrong tooth.
You got to get the black one.

463
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,167
I know which one
it is, okay?

464
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,801
I just can't see inside
my own mouth.

465
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,838
Okay.

466
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,373
You know what? You do it.

467
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,375
No way. I'm not getting
anywhere near that thing.

468
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,609
I'll do it.

469
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,011
Yeah, it's probably better.

470
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:21,014
This red-headed gumdrop
will bungle it anyway.

471
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,782
Give me the...
give me the pliers.

472
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,051
Oh, yeah.

473
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,053
There we go.
There's hope for you yet.

474
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,587
(inhales deeply)

475
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,393
All right, before
the high wears off.

476
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,063
Got this.

477
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:38,698
Ow!

478
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,203
Come on.

479
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,205
I can't get it!
It's too slimy and scummy!

480
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,107
Yeah, well, you got to
clamp down on it!

481
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,045
All right,
got it, I got it.

482
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,081
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now grip it and rip it.

483
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,415
All right.

484
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,185
BEN and CHIP:
One, two, three!

485
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,586
(gurgles)

486
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,587
(screaming)

487
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:05,092
(all screaming)

488
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,926
Painkiller! Painkiller!

489
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,296
(screaming continues)

490
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,403
It burns! Don't touch me!
Oh, I'm sorry!

491
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,505
This is what happens
when we try to fix it!

492
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,839
Get the keys!

493
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,408
Get the keys!
Get the keys!

494
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,610
We need a
professional.

495
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,612
It'll grow back.
(clippers buzzing)

496
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,214
It'll grow back.

497
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,082
Hey Sabr... Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hang on, hang on!

498
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,050
What are you doing?

499
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,186
What do you mean?
I'm doing Britney.

500
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,256
Oh. Whoa, ho-hold on.

501
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,191
Hold off on that,
just for a second.
Why?

502
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,926
I-I think maybe, uh,

503
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,961
the old wires got
a little criss-crossed.

504
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,763
What do you mean?
You know,

505
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,266
I see now that you were thinking
shaved head Britney.

506
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,700
Yeah.
Only problem is

507
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,968
Alba and I, we kind of had

508
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,537
a different take on it,
you know?

509
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,306
(footsteps approaching)
What's going on?

510
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,941
Just know that I'm very sorry
for what's about to happen.

511
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,376
What?
Okay?

512
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,378
Oh, there's the crazy bitch.
Take her away.

513
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,079
COP:
Sabrina Pemberton?
Yeah?

514
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,282
We're placing you under
involuntary psychiatric care.

515
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:04,217
Mm.
What? You 5150'd me?

516
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,318
Yeah, yeah.

517
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,986
Miss Pemberton,
I'm gonna need you

518
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,288
to put down that weapon
and come with us.

519
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,989
(chuckles) This isn't
a weapon, look.

520
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,158
It's a shaver.
I mean-- what?

521
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,959
Let me go! I'm not crazy!
You're all crazy!

522
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,261
Oh, yeah,
everybody's crazy but her.

523
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,662
Get your hands off!

524
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,297
This is-- ow!
MICKEY: Whoo!

525
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,299
Wow, authentic. Nice.

526
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:22,302
(calmly):
No. That's... that's good.

527
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,671
Hey, Mickey?
Hmm?

528
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,973
Thanks for the sandwich.

529
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,576
You got it.

530
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,811
I think that
went great.

531
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,918
Hey, Doc, you got to help me.
Come on, let's go inside

532
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,154
and pop this thing out.
Sir, you need to take
your hands off me.

533
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,622
No, come on. What do you want
to hear, that I was wrong?

534
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,023
That I'm wrong and you're right?

535
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,025
You need to go to
the emergency room.
Hey, Doc,

536
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,494
he could really use the help;
I'll even pay for it.

537
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,596
I'm a pediatric dentist.
This man needs an oral surgeon!

538
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,331
No, I believe in you!
Sir?

539
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,333
I believe in you.
I'm warning you,
let go of me!

540
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,534
(gurgles)
Oh.

541
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,969
Oh.
Ah, God!

542
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,205
(groaning)

543
00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,273
Ah, it burns!
Oh! Oh.

544
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,709
You got it in my mouth!
Come on! Come here!

545
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:03,810
(engine starts)
Come on.

546
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,845
Get out. Get out of the car.
Come on!

547
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,547
(tires screech, bones crack)

548
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,548
(screams)

549
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,050
My hand! (screams)

550
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,353
Oh, you sadistic bastard!

551
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,387
Ah!

552
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,155
You crushed me.
CHIP: Oh.

553
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,357
(screams)

554
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:20,793
(elevator bell dings)
There she is!

555
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,029
Welcome back.

556
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,164
Oh, you looking...

557
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,165
rested.

558
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,534
H-How was your stay?

559
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,536
I'm never talking
to you two again.

560
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:32,071
Do you have any idea
what I saw in there?

561
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,241
A woman threatened
to cut off her own breasts.

562
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,242
MICKEY:
Mm.

563
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,243
Shoot.

564
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,245
Okay, well,
you should come

565
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,479
check out what's
going on outside,

566
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,681
'cause I think you're gonna
be pleasantly surprised.

567
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,589
Hey, Sabrina.

568
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:53,893
Uh, I'm so sorry
about everything.

569
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,895
I just want us
to be friends again.

570
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,397
Here's your journal.

571
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,270
SABRINA:
That's okay, Zoe.

572
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,837
I forgive you.

573
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:08,608
I had a lot of time to think in
there, and I'm not mad at you.

574
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,443
You're not?
No.

575
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,244
Oh, my... (chuckles)

576
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,079
Of course not.

577
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,914
It would be such
a silly waste of time

578
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:18,851
for someone like me to be mad at
someone as insignificant as you.

579
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,120
The truth is...

580
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,490
I pity you.

581
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:28,428
Oh.

582
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:30,463
Okay, thanks.

583
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,032
You're welcome.
(chuckles softly)

584
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,435
Come on, you guys, let's go.

585
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,470
*

586
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,308
(sighs)

587
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,109
I fear for her friends.

588
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,044
MICKEY: Yeah. Well,
better them than us.

589
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,414
Yeah, the bitch
is back. (laughs)
What'd you say?

590
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,048
No, I didn't say nothing.
I didn't hear anything.

591
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,617
No.
That's what I thought.

592
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,319
(sighs)

593
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,323
(sighs)

594
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,861
(tires screech)

595
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,139
You got to help me.

596
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,346
He got an appointment?

597
00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:29,489
SABRINA:
I'm not crying!

598
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,190
Now that you've gotten
to know The Mick,

599
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:33,660
here are a few more shows
to check out
from Fox.

600
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:42,369
We are in the heart
of one of the world's
most remote jungles

601
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,704
deep in the South Pacific.

602
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,709
Along with ten
tough survivalists

603
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,844
from all walks of life.

604
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:55,014
But they don't quite know
what they're in for yet.

605
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:59,318
Surviving this game
will be the hardest thing
that you have ever done

606
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,621
because you won't be
paired with each other.

607
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:05,525
You'll be paired...
with these guys.

608
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,860
(all cheering)
WOMAN: Hi!

609
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:12,198
Ten total novices
who have never spent a night
camping in their own backyard,

610
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:15,334
let alone surviving
in the wilderness.

611
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:16,703
Oh, boy.

612
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:19,506
So we've "game-ified" surviving
in the wild.

613
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:22,575
(whimpering)
So that is like
the first big challenge,

614
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,076
right, for these novices--

615
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,878
just staying alive.

616
00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,047
-(shouting)
-(screaming)

617
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,382
(laughing)

618
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,884
-Aaah!
-Are you okay?

619
00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:35,588
SIMONE: They have to learn how
to make fire and to get food.

620
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,657
(screaming)

621
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,392
And then,
with their teammate,

622
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,828
they go on to the challenges
that we've prepared for them.

623
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,031
MAN: If you love action,
you're gonna see contestants

624
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,899
propelling down waterfalls.

625
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,367
If you love drama,

626
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:49,902
you're gonna see
relationships forming

627
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:53,072
and romances forming
in the reality
that we're shooting.

628
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:56,342
And if you love humor,
you're gonna see
this incredible humor

629
00:22:56,375 --> 00:23:00,447
of these people that really
don't belong in the jungle
trying to survive out here.

630
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,583
So they have to survive
each other and the jungle
and the game.

631
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,251
(buzzing)

632
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,123
(animals chirping, tweeting)