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She's inappropriate,
but in charge.

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-She's The Mick.
-Can I have some more ice cream?

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Oh! Aaah!

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and Lethal Weapon.

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-That's attractive.
-Why would they--

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Only on Fox.

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BEN: And then the
monster ripped my guts out,

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but I was still alive,
and then he started eating them

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even though they smelled
like barf, but he didn't care.

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And then I screamed for help,
but no one came,

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and then he slipped in the barf,
and then I woke up.

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W-Wait, I am confused.

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Did it just smell like barf,

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or was there actual barf?

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Both.
Okay.
Oh.

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Look, Ben, that sounds really
scary, I totally understand,

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but you're just having
nightmares, you know?

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Monsters aren't real.

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It is real! One night,

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he's gonna come
and finish the job,

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and you'll be sorry.

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Ay, Benny, come on.

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Yeah, all good, bro. I-I get it.

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For sure.

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Hey, I'm sorry, too.

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And listen, like...

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Oh, totally, totally.

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Dope, dope.

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All right.

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Peace.

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Damn it.

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Who was that?

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My new lab partner, Dylan.

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Dude's the freaking man.

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And we've had
this amazing week together.

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Just, you know,
crushing our lab reports,

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farting in beakers.

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Laughing
our freaking balls off.

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Just vibing.

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So you guys, like, a thing now?
(Alba and Mickey laugh)

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I wish.
Being friends with this kid

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would blast me
into a new social stratosphere.

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Well, what's the problem?
You're the problem.

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I invited him
to sleep over

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and seal the deal,

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but his stupid mom
won't let him.

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How's that my fault?

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Because everybody thinks

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this is an unsupervised
trash house.

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Unsupervised?
Yeah.

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Are you kidding me?

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I supervise.

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Alba, did you know about this?

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Oh, yeah, it is said often.

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By many people.

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Mm.
(stammering)

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Well, I did not think you cared.

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I-I thought you were proud
of your trash brand.

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I don't care. But what's
the point of working my ass off

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if nobody knows
I'm working my ass off?

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'Cause it is a blessing, okay?

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This place has been heaven
ever since these kids

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got booted from the system.

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What system?

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Ay, the system
where you take someone's kid,

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you give their parents
the night off.

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Then the next weekend,

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they return the favor.

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And round and round it goes.

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That sounds amazing.

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Not for me it wasn't.
Poodle would pop her pills

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while Alba was left to scrub the
urine from the sleeping bags.

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Hold on a second,
so these parents are cool

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with a pillhead watching
their kids but not me?

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Oh, hell no.

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These Greenwich turds
are gonna show me

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the respect I deserve.
What does that mean?

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It means you're gonna
sleep with that boy.

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(indistinct chatter)

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There she is.
That's Dylan's mom.

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And that's Dylan.

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Keep it in your pants
and follow my lead.

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'Sup, D-Money?

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Oh, Mint Chocolate Chip.

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What's good, playboy?

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Chip, are you
forgetting something?

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Your raw yogurt with bee pollen.

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You know
what I always say.

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When we feed our brains,
our minds can get to work.

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Right, totally.

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You're never not saying that.

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Hi there, uh, I'm
Chip's Aunt Mackenzie.

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I'm Karen, Dylan's mom.

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Oh, my goodness, I am so happy

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to finally meet you.

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Chip here is just head over
heels for your little Dylan.

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Aunt Mackenzie.

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Yeah?
Can Dylan sleep over tonight?

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MICKEY:
Oh, Chip, I do know

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you have a history
paper due on Monday.

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I already wrote it.

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Well, you saying there's
no room for improvement?

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Why, I have all day Sunday.
Wh-What about church?

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I could do it after.
I don't see how that

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leaves room for puzzle
hour at the senior center.
Please.

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Mm-hmm. Yep, ye-- okay.

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Well, it has to be okay
with Dylan's mom.

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Oh, Mom, can I, please?

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Oh, I don't think so,
sweetheart.

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It's no offense,
I just don't know you very well.

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Absolutely, no offense taken.
I'm the exact same way.

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Come on, we'll be
good. I promise.

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Well...

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My husband is out of town,
and I'm kind of short-handed.

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Honestly, it's perfectly fine.

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Just let me take him
off your hands.

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Run a bubble bath, slug down
a bottle of... of, uh,

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a glass, have a glass
of wine. You know?

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That does sound nice.
Yeah.

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Okay, what the heck?

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Totes.
I guess it's all right.

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I just have a few guidelines.

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No dairy, no refined
sugar, no gluten.

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For a cool kid,

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this guy comes with a
lot of instructions.

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Yeah, he's a nerd.

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Hey, Alba, just the woman
I wanted to see.

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Okay, I'm gonna need you

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to fill the essential oil
diffuser in Dylan's humidifier.

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Ooh, no can do.

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I am Poodling tonight.

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What?
And it says "No heavy
machinery," so...

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No... Damn you.

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I mean, look at all this crap.

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Whoa.

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What's that for?

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That's an adrenaline shot.

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That's to bring Dylan back
from the dead in the event

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he finds himself
in the same room as a peanut.

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God. I love a good sleepover.

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You know? The bonding,
the secrets, the pranks.

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I guarantee you,

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someone gets this jammed
in their ass tonight.

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All right. This is an
important night for me.

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I don't need Dylan going
home and telling his mom

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he was sharing secrets

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and jamming asses with
a strange grown man.

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In fact, take Ben to bed.

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All right.
What about the monster?

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Buddy.
(sighs)

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If you encounter any monsters
tonight, tell you what,

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just dream up some ice picks,
you know?

155
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And stab him in his face a
bunch of times. Sound good?

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Yeah.
Okay.
(retches)

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Ooh!

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Swoopy bang brothers.

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Good to see you guys.

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Hey, Dylan,

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did you want your fish oils now,
or did you want to wait

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and have them with your ginseng
and milk-thistle lozenges?

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You don't have to actually
do all that stuff.

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My mom's
kind of crazy.

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Well, no... no crazier than me.

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Right, Chip? I'm, like,
the craziest mom in town.

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You're not a mom.
Well, I'm strict as hell.

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And I'm crossing every single
item off of this list.

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Including... no cell
phones after 8:00.

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Thank you.

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(quietly): Dude, I thought
you said she was chill.

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Well, she is, just...

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Mickey, a word?

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Hmm?

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Listen, I kind of told
Dylan you were chill,

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so I'm gonna need you to go
ahead and be chill, you feel me?

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Yeah, I feel you. Yeah.

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Here you go, buddy, go nuts.

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You're kidding, right?
I gave you $200.

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Yeah, you're gonna want
to learn to bribe better.

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That's about as crazy
as it's gonna get tonight.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, missy.

183
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Where do you think you're going?

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None of your business, jackass.

185
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Whoa! Wha... That's no way
to talk to your superior.

186
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That will be one...
demerit for you.

187
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Okay, whatever you're doing,
stop it.

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I'm going to study at Kylie's.

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Good, good.

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Go study. Study hard.

191
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School is very
important to me, Dylan.

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You'll want to tell your mom
that. Tell all the moms.

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Screw this. Come on, homie.

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Let's go kick it in my dojo.

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(snoring)

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(man speaking Spanish
on television)

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JIMMY:
Oh...

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First one asleep.

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Sorry, Alba.

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Rules are rules.

201
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Dylan, time for your melatonin
tea, and then lights out.

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CHIP:
Just a second.

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Come on,
hurry up.

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What's going on in there?
(chuckles)

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You know we don't lock
the doors in this house.

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(bumping, clattering)

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Hurry.
I am.

208
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Smells like lip balm
and cigarettes in here.

209
00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:08,496
(clattering, coughing)

210
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I can explain.

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(giggles)

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00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,137
Who's this?

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I'm Olivia.

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Who the hell are you?

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(laughs)

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Where the hell did this chick
come from?
She's Dylan's girlfriend.

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She showed up
like this, I swear.

218
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That's, like, a $500 bottle
of cognac.
It tastes like ass.

219
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Well, you look like ass.

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Give that to me.
Please don't
tell my mom.

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Okay, she'll freak
if she finds out.
(doorbell rings)

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Okay, just, you...
Don't move.

223
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I am not done
with you two.

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(laughing)

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Get off the bed.
No.

226
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Hey. Can I help you?

227
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I'm sorry to bother you; I'm
looking for my daughter Olivia.

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Is she here?

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Uh, Olivia, no.

230
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No, nobody here
by that name.

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Yeah, sorry about that.

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Uh, please, please.

233
00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:05,986
She raided my liquor cabinet
and snuck out.

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I tracked the GPS on
my phone to this house.

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Can you just check for me?

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Yeah. Yeah.

237
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Yeah, of course I can.
Excuse me.

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Chip!

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It's your girlfriend.
This is your house.

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Oh, well, at least
she was drinking

241
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on a full stomach-- real good.

242
00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,404
Okay, Olivia's dad's downstairs.

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He tracked her phone here.

244
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What? What-What
are we gonna do?

245
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Wh-Wh-Whoa, whoa, whoa,
just relax, milk thistle, okay?

246
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We don't have a lot of time.

247
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Now, who else knows she's here?

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Just us.
Okay, great.

249
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So get on her phone
and delete anything

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that traces her
back to the house.

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Text messages,
pictures, whatever.

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Jimmy!
It's locked.

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Yeah, so wipe the puke off her
thumb and unlock it. Jimmy!

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What...
What the hell is this?

255
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:48,161
"Come over to Chip's house."
No, wait, dude, hold on.

256
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,097
"We can use his room
to make out."
No, n-no, it's
not like that.

257
00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,365
"I think he might be
in love with me."
Dude, dude, dude.

258
00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:53,901
You're reading that
totally out of context.

259
00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:54,902
"He's trying to impress me

260
00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,103
by sniffing his own farts."

261
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,571
Bro, I thought you
thought it was funny.

262
00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,840
I did, I thought it
was mad funny, dude,

263
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,742
but you kept doing it
and it got weird.

264
00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,543
Forget you-- let's
feed him to the wolves.

265
00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,212
All right, no...
Please do not feed
me to the wolves.

266
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,680
No one's gonna be feeding
anybody to the wolves.

267
00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,782
All right?
This is my one shot

268
00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,417
to get into the system,

269
00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,419
and you guys are not gonna
blow it for me-- understood?

270
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:15,522
Oh... that is gross
but excellent.
I know.

271
00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,057
What? No, no, no,
no, I know, no.

272
00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,859
I'm gonna draw on her.
I know you want
to draw on her,

273
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,694
but you can't 'cause
her dad's downstairs.

274
00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:22,062
He traced her here
through her phone,

275
00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,031
like come kind of freakin'
CIA agent.

276
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,699
I need you to take the phone
and get it as far away

277
00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:26,734
from this house as possible.

278
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,703
Mischief.
I like it.

279
00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:31,304
Just keep him on the move
long enough for us

280
00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,606
to get his daughter home safely.

281
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:33,741
Done.
Okay. Oh...

282
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,208
Epic night.
Jimmy!

283
00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,910
Yeah?

284
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,078
You want to take the phone?

285
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,747
Oh, yeah.
I was so excited.

286
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,081
You got excited, I know.
I'm, like, halfway.

287
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,383
I know you are.
Dylan, you start mopping up.

288
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,318
Chip? You ever want to have
anybody over to the house again,

289
00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,721
come with me.

290
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,891
Hey, yeah, so she's not here.

291
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,259
(sighs)

292
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:55,295
But my nephew did want
to tell you something.

293
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,631
Go ahead, Chip.

294
00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,300
Olivia was here,
but she's gone now.

295
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,303
(sighs) Did she say
where she was going?

296
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,238
I don't know, it was kind
of hard to understand her.

297
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,740
She was really liquored up.

298
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:08,241
Oh, God, not again.

299
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,679
Yeah, it kind of seemed
like she wanted to hook up.

300
00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,513
I mean, I wasn't even
attracted to her,

301
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,848
'cause I like
confident women...

302
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:17,617
Knock it off, knock it off.
That'll do.

303
00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:18,919
So sorry about
your daughter.

304
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,253
And we do hope you find her.

305
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,622
But wait, wait, wait.
It says right here...

306
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,858
She's on the move.
Oh?

307
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,193
I'm sorry, I've got to go.
CHIP:
All right.

308
00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:28,095
It's cool, good luck, yeah.
Hope you find her.

309
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,262
I mean...

310
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,764
Is he gone?
MICKEY:
Yeah, for now.

311
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,666
We've got to move fast.

312
00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,301
Okay, Chip,
open it up.

313
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,870
What? Not the trunk.
You trying to get me crucified?

314
00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:37,971
I'm sorry, I've never held a...

315
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,439
(retching)
Oh!

316
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,473
Oh, my God.
Okay.

317
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,442
I thought she got it all
out in the living room.

318
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,678
My bad. Trunk it is.
We're not going too far.

319
00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:47,347
Come on.

320
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,249
(panting)

321
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,520
Yeah.

322
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:56,656
Do a water and a beer.

323
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,859
Mischief.

324
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,929
(sighs):
Yeah.

325
00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,300
(sighs):
Yeah.

326
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,169
(panting)

327
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:17,310
(ringtone): * 'Cause it feels
so good to be bad *

328
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:21,815
* I don't even try to be,
but it's all right... *

329
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,416
You son of a bitch.

330
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,785
Oh.

331
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,755
Oh.

332
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,357
All right, you know,
I can explain this.

333
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,394
Aunt Mickey,
I had a nightmare.

334
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,698
Aunt Mickey?

335
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,774
Hello?

336
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,241
Anybody there?

337
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:51,211
Where are you guys?
(footstep splats)

338
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,349
He's here. He's here.
He's here. (gasps)

339
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,218
Alba.

340
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,220
Alba.

341
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,555
Alba, wake up!

342
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,524
There's a monster in the house!

343
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,692
Wake up.

344
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,628
Alba!

345
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,398
(gurgling)
Where is she?

346
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,433
Where is she?!

347
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,102
(grunts)

348
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,603
What are you doing
with my daughter's phone?!

349
00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,771
I don't know.

350
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,742
(groans)

351
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,979
I just found it,
all right?

352
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,248
Pack of girls comes in
here like Coyote Ugly,

353
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,482
and one of
'em drops it.

354
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,118
Oh, my God.

355
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,921
Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

356
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,889
What have I done?

357
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,959
I'm just...

358
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,028
I'm scared to death
about my daughter.

359
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,731
(groans)

360
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,800
How old is she?

361
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,069
She's 14.

362
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,472
Yeah, that's about the time
they start going nuts.

363
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,076
Their whole system
down there is

364
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,478
firing off
God knows when.

365
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,181
They got every magazine cover
telling them they're ugly,

366
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,584
uncomfortable shoes
and lotions and creams.

367
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,020
Too much, for everybody.

368
00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,089
You're a dad, too?

369
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:12,459
Oh... yeah, big-time.

370
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,762
18, 14 and seven.

371
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,464
Seven was a surprise.

372
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:21,935
My wife had her tubes tied,
but my guys busted through.

373
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:25,372
I'm sorry I kicked
your ass like that.

374
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,707
Yeah, you didn't really
kick my ass, all right?

375
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:31,511
You just... you got
a drop on me.

376
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,713
Thank you.

377
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:37,317
You just drive...
just drive safe.

378
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,651
(door closes)

379
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,819
(groaning)

380
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,122
Come on, this chick is heavy.

381
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,024
She's got, like, a
million freakin' keys.

382
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,993
There's a car coming!
Okay last one,

383
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,327
and we're tossing
her in the bushes.

384
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,496
Oh, you got
lucky, bitch.

385
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,734
(Olivia coughing)

386
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:55,969
Oh, come on, Chip.

387
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,504
I thought she was
gonna yak on me.

388
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,806
You and the backstabber
take over from here.

389
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,141
Dude, I'm sorry, okay?
(grunts)

390
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,877
I-I only said those things
to make Olivia laugh.

391
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,013
Oh, so I'm like
a joke to you now.

392
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,181
All right, fine.
I'll admit it, at first,

393
00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:09,482
we just needed
a place to hook up.

394
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,651
But then I really
started to like you.

395
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,221
Okay, so now you're using me
for my trash house?

396
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,524
Hey! Stop calling it that, okay?
It's a mansion.

397
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,092
All right, come on,
as if you weren't using me

398
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,093
for my popularity.

399
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,161
It wasn't
like that, Dylan.

400
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,762
It was always about you.

401
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,564
Can't we just be homies again?

402
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:28,068
I wish we could, but it's
a little too late for that now.

403
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,270
Okay, can you guys
either fight or kiss

404
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,838
or just shut the
hell up, please?

405
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,340
(door closes,
footsteps approaching)

406
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,374
(whispers):
Someone's home.

407
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,410
Okay, hide, hide, hide.
Where?

408
00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:40,513
Uh, here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

409
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,515
Shh, shh, shh. Shh!

410
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,450
MICKEY:
Ouch!

411
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:51,024
Oh, Olivia. Thank God.

412
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,293
DYLAN (whispering):
Oh, God, the jig is up.

413
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,727
We're so toast.
Shh.

414
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:57,264
If he sees us, he's within
his rights to shoot us.

415
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,399
If you guys don't shut up,
I'm gonna shoot you.

416
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,468
You scared the hell
out of me tonight, kiddo.

417
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:05,538
Look, I know I haven't
always been the best father,

418
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,709
but you have got to cool it
with this behavior.

419
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:12,379
She's damaged goods.

420
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,082
I want a freakin'
grilled cheese.

421
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,317
God, that sounds good.
I'm starving.

422
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,918
Shh.

423
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:20,553
Just get some rest.

424
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,322
(sighs)

425
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,657
We'll talk about it
in the morning.

426
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,895
(footsteps receding)

427
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,163
(sighs)
Shh.

428
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,431
Better tell your mom

429
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,800
I was like a freaking
prison warden.

430
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,503
(doorbell rings)
(gasps)

431
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,670
Shh.

432
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,173
Shh, shh.

433
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,242
(doorbell rings)

434
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,276
Shh.

435
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,915
Hello.

436
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,417
DYLAN: Mom?
(door closes)

437
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,019
Damn it, Dylan, your mom
tracked your phone here.

438
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,120
My-my phone doesn't
have tracking.

439
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,354
Then what's she doing here?

440
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,788
DON:
You would not believe

441
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,923
the night I've had.

442
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,191
Poor baby.

443
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,661
Let me make it all better.

444
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,096
(Karen and Don moaning)

445
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,964
(gasping)
Shh.

446
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:08,635
(Karen and Don laughing)

447
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:13,373
This... is... awesome.

448
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,888
Alba, wake up!

449
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,790
(screaming)

450
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,824
(screaming)

451
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,461
Monster!

452
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,695
Benito!

453
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:36,963
(shouting)

454
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,565
Oh, no.

455
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,799
(grunts)

456
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,901
Oh, no. That's not good.

457
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,570
No. Ugh!

458
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,805
Benito!

459
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,873
Oh, no!

460
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,208
Where you go?!

461
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,178
(chuckles)
All right, guys.

462
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,180
Yo, check this out.

463
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,814
(Karen and Don sigh)

464
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,015
Better?

465
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,484
So much better.

466
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,652
(laughs)

467
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,987
(Karen sighs)

468
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,157
For what it's worth, your mom's
got a pretty rocking body.

469
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:04,991
Chip, shut up.

470
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,859
Oh!

471
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,095
Don is live

472
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,562
and uncut.

473
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:10,997
Gross.
DON: How'd you get away, anyway?

474
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,534
Dylan's spending the night
at his friend Chip's.

475
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,369
Chip Pemberton?

476
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,004
Short little toad, red hair?

477
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,539
KAREN:
Yeah.

478
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,674
I think he's in love
with Dylan or something.

479
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,743
DON: I was at his house
earlier looking for Olivia.

480
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,345
He didn't say anything
about Dylan being there.

481
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,380
That's weird.

482
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,416
DON: Olivia was pretty hammered
when she got home, too.

483
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:30,583
Come on.

484
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,019
That's it.
I'm calling right now.

485
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,788
(phone vibrating)

486
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,191
No, no, no, no.

487
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:42,629
That bitch just
hung up on me.

488
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,697
I'm driving over there.
Right now?

489
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,234
What? Come on.

490
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,203
Bye. Thank you.

491
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,239
All right, mom of the year's
got a head start,

492
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,608
so we got to hurry.
Go, go, go.

493
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,545
I don't want to alarm you,
but we hit anything below dog,

494
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,713
and we're not stopping.

495
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,782
(engine revving)

496
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,286
You guys go upstairs.
She's gonna be here soon.

497
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,221
What's this?
Aunt Mickey!

498
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,889
The monster's real
and it's scary!

499
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,090
(groans)
He either wants to

500
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,091
drown me in his barf

501
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,560
or skin me alive with his claws!
I know.

502
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,061
It's okay, it's okay,
don't worry, don't worry.

503
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,796
Listen, I know you're upset,
and you're scared of the monster

504
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:17,997
and I'm sorry, but I've
told you a hundred times,

505
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,098
they're not real, okay?

506
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,800
So you don't...

507
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,736
(groaning):
Benito...
(screams)

508
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,138
Oh!

509
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,241
Alba? Oh.

510
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,076
You don't come creeping up
behind someone...

511
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,411
(doorbell rings)
Coming!

512
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,314
Here you go. You see?
That's all you got to do.

513
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,621
Karen? Hey. Oh.
Dylan?

514
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,623
Come on in.

515
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,592
Is, um, s-something
the matter?

516
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,660
I called, but
no one answered.

517
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,296
I know. Oh, gosh.

518
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,763
The-the reception's
real spotty.

519
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:51,698
(scoffs)
You know.

520
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,933
Oh, hey, Mom.
What are you doing here?

521
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,303
Well, I was worried, but...

522
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,806
...looks like
everything is okay.

523
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,274
CHIP:
Evening, Ms. Sherman.

524
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,710
Mm-hmm.
Got a real glow about you.

525
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,879
What is that?

526
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:07,980
What?

527
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,148
Did you not read the list?

528
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,283
Oh.

529
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,684
I was very clear.

530
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,354
No phone after 8:00.

531
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,688
MICKEY:
Yeah, I know.

532
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:16,956
No, the thing is
I-I did read the list.

533
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,225
Right? I read the list.
Yeah.

534
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,826
Yeah, I just must have
forgotten that one.

535
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,862
You just missed that one?
(chuckles)

536
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,797
I'm sorry, but that's
not gonna fly with me.

537
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,166
Huh. Yeah, gosh.

538
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,002
Just seems like a pretty small
thing in the whole scheme

539
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:32,305
of what could've
gone wrong tonight, you know?

540
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,341
Dylan, we're leaving.

541
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,475
What? Mom, stop.

542
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,310
Hush. I trusted this woman,

543
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,145
despite her reputation,

544
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,147
and she has betrayed
Mommy's trust.

545
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,749
Oh, hmm. Just like
you betrayed Dad's?

546
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,885
Mm-kay, ginseng, you sure
you know what you're doing here?

547
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,854
What?

548
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,689
Uh, I know about
you and Don.

549
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,190
How?

550
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,492
I-It doesn't matter how, Karen!

551
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,693
'Cause I freaking
know everything!

552
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,395
So why don't you mind your own

553
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,829
little messed up life

554
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:57,897
and butt out of mine?

555
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,367
(doorbell rings)

556
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,668
(chuckles):
Okay.

557
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,002
Excuse me.

558
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,504
I'm gonna get that.

559
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,339
But is it just me,
or do you feel like

560
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,675
I'm not the worst parent
in the room?

561
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,610
(laughs)

562
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,780
(exhales)

563
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,681
(chuckles)

564
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,583
(dance music playing,
girls laughing)

565
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,850
(car door closes,
Sabrina snoring)

566
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,286
MICKEY: Hmm.
GIRL: Good night, princess!

567
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,954
No idea who that is.
(car drives off, girls whooping)

568
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,423
Come on, Dylan.

569
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,592
We're leaving.

570
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,897
Listen, I'm sorry
I've been such a jerk, man.

571
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,299
Water under the bridge.

572
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,267
I'm sorry you had
to see your mom naked.

573
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,968
That's got to be pretty intense.

574
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,406
Yeah. Yeah, it was, but...

575
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:42,108
hey, at least I came out of it
with a homie, right?

576
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,411
For sure, brah.

577
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,284
(groans)

578
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,320
Oh, Chip 'n Dip,
by the way, next week,

579
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,887
sleepover at my house,
all right?

580
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,456
For sure, D-Train.

581
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,990
All right,
word to Big Bird, bro.

582
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,128
Okay.

583
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:05,732
All in all, I think that's
one for the win column, huh?

584
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,635
We are totally in the
system, my friend.

585
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,738
And I totally
bagged Dylan.

586
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,173
I wish you could
hear yourself.

587
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,475
(groans)

588
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,344
Want to bring her inside?

589
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,379
No. I don't
feel like it.

590
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,821
Morning.

591
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,122
Morning.

592
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,458
(Mickey snoring)

593
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,627
(exhales)

594
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,796
(Mickey continues snoring)

595
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:53,980
SABRINA:
None of your business, jackass.

596
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,387
Now that you've gotten
to know The Mick,

597
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,289
here are a few more shows
to check out
from Fox.

598
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,130
We are in the heart
of one of the world's
most remote jungles

599
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,433
deep in the South Pacific.

600
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,471
Along with ten
tough survivalists

601
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,573
from all walks of life.

602
00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:23,743
But they don't quite know
what they're in for yet.

603
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:28,047
Surviving this game
will be the hardest thing
that you have ever done

604
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,349
because you won't be
paired with each other.

605
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:34,253
You'll be paired...
with these guys.

606
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,589
(all cheering)
WOMAN: Hi!

607
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:40,927
Ten total novices
who have never spent a night
camping in their own backyard,

608
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,063
let alone surviving
in the wilderness.

609
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,432
Oh, boy.

610
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:48,234
So we've "game-ified" surviving
in the wild.

611
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:51,337
(whimpering)
So that is like
the first big challenge,

612
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,839
right, for these novices--

613
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,607
just staying alive.

614
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,776
-(shouting)
-(screaming)

615
00:22:56,809 --> 00:22:58,110
(laughing)

616
00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,613
-Aaah!
-Are you okay?

617
00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:04,350
SIMONE: They have to learn how
to make fire and to get food.

618
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,385
(screaming)

619
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:08,120
And then,
with their teammate,

620
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,557
they go on to the challenges
that we've prepared for them.

621
00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,760
MAN: If you love action,
you're gonna see contestants

622
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,628
propelling down waterfalls.

623
00:23:15,662 --> 00:23:17,096
If you love drama,

624
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,631
you're gonna see
relationships forming

625
00:23:18,665 --> 00:23:21,801
and romances forming
in the reality
that we're shooting.

626
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:25,071
And if you love humor,
you're gonna see
this incredible humor

627
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:29,208
of these people that really
don't belong in the jungle
trying to survive out here.

628
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,311
So they have to survive
each other and the jungle
and the game.

629
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,980
(buzzing)

630
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,852
(animals chirping, tweeting)