1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:31,031 [man] Know what I love? 4 00:00:32,597 --> 00:00:35,905 God, country and my shined up pick-up truck. 5 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:37,950 [bluesy country music] 6 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,701 I don't trust just anybody with my baby. 7 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:57,231 That's why I got me Bulldog United Insurance. 8 00:00:57,883 --> 00:01:01,235 That way if anything happens to me or Bertha, 9 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:05,239 we're fully covered. 10 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:06,153 [horse whinnying] 11 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,851 They take care of everything. 12 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:10,896 [car screeching] 13 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,943 From head to toe. 14 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:15,336 [woman] Help! 15 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,686 A deer just ran into my new car. 16 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:18,991 Call Bulldog United. 17 00:01:20,732 --> 00:01:21,907 [man] Shoot, a gator bite just sunk my pontoon. 18 00:01:22,038 --> 00:01:23,996 Aw hell, they take care of that too. 19 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:25,563 [announcer] For insurance 20 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:26,564 who'll be on the attack 21 00:01:26,695 --> 00:01:27,391 for you and yours, 22 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:29,393 call Bulldog United. 23 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:30,829 [woman] What about us? 24 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:35,878 I just bought a house for me and my 17 cats. 25 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,227 Sorry darling, but 26 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,577 I ain't got a dog in that hunt. 27 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:45,627 Darling but, I ain't got a dog in that hunt. 28 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,239 I ain't got a dog in that hunt. 29 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,546 -[phone ringing] -Yeah? 30 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,113 [man on phone] Bo, how's it going buddy? 31 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:54,331 Oh hey, what's up man? 32 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,812 Listen, it's a no go for that cop show. 33 00:01:58,553 --> 00:01:59,467 What? 34 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:01,295 What the hell, man? 35 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:02,992 I thought you said they were like total fans of me. 36 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,124 [man on phone] Still are, dude. 37 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,302 Uh, it smells like boy in here. 38 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:09,346 Haven't got an offer out. 39 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:10,478 Yadda, yadda, you know... 40 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,001 I'm leaving now. 41 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,351 Babe, I'm on the phone, okay. God. 42 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,310 [man] Guy with the blue eyes and brown hair. 43 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:17,659 I have to go see my shaman. 44 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,269 My chi is all over the place. 45 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,705 You do that. 46 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:21,619 The casting director. 47 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:22,620 Everyone found out. 48 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:24,056 You should really take 49 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:25,188 a yoga class or sweat it out. 50 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:26,842 Mm-hm. 51 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:28,974 It's getting creepy in here. 52 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:32,239 ...or something. 53 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:35,938 Listen man, whatever happened with that Statham thing? 54 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,505 You said you were totally going to get me in. 55 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:38,636 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 56 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:39,681 No, that's dead. 57 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:41,117 Well, did you tell them 58 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:42,074 I'm athletic and stuff? 59 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:42,988 Did you tell them I used to 60 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:43,989 play football in college 61 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,730 for like a semester? 62 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:47,428 Just not the right type buddy. 63 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:48,255 You get it. 64 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,344 There's got to be something man. 65 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:51,910 I hadn't had an audition in like six months. 66 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,521 What are you talking about? 67 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:54,435 -[woman moaning] -You've got like 68 00:02:54,565 --> 00:02:55,610 three of those Bulldog spots 69 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:56,698 running right now. 70 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,569 Which I shot six months ago. 71 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,181 Come on dude, throw me a bone here. 72 00:03:01,311 --> 00:03:02,399 It's episodic season. 73 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,226 You got to be able to get me in 74 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:04,227 on all sorts of stuff. 75 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,403 Normally, I would say hell yeah, 76 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:08,405 -but here's the thing buddy. -[woman moaning] 77 00:03:08,536 --> 00:03:10,146 You've become specific. 78 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:12,235 Can I at least do a commercial? 79 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,455 [man on phone] Mm, no can do. 80 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:16,021 Contract's not up until the end of the year 81 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:17,414 so you are on lockdown 82 00:03:17,545 --> 00:03:18,807 as far as commercial work goes. 83 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:20,330 -Listen to me. -[woman moaning] 84 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,637 Take this time, enjoy yourself. 85 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,204 Lose 86 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,857 10 to 15 pounds. 87 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:27,381 Go to Cabo. 88 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,426 -[woman] Oh yeah! -Oh shit. 89 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:30,427 I got to jump buddy. 90 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:31,863 I'll call you soon, bye-bye. 91 00:03:31,994 --> 00:03:32,647 What about that-- 92 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:34,214 Hell-- 93 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:38,130 [phone crashing] 94 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,873 -[soft emotional music] -Dammit. 95 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,550 [upbeat folk music] 96 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:08,857 ♪ Hey hey 97 00:04:10,554 --> 00:04:11,251 ♪ Hey hey 98 00:04:12,861 --> 00:04:13,557 ♪ Hey hey 99 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:15,820 ♪ Hey 100 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:16,647 [phone clicking] 101 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:26,875 ♪ The summer's gone 102 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:28,877 ♪ I'll be rambling alone ♪ 103 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:34,230 ♪ I still think of you When I get back home ♪ 104 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,927 ♪ But there's something In my head ♪ 105 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,364 [phone beeps] 106 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:40,236 ♪ And I don't know What it's for ♪ 107 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:46,198 -♪ So heaven can wait -[mumbles] 108 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,853 ♪ But I can't stay anymore ♪ 109 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:51,073 Hey man, you Bo? 110 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:52,857 Yeah, LAX. 111 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,338 -Well, hop in. -♪ Want to fade out 112 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:58,820 ♪ And live like a ghost ♪ 113 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,866 ♪ And leave all my troubles On the street below ♪ 114 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,045 Ain't got a dog in that hunt. 115 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,047 That's you, right? 116 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:10,701 Bulldog cowboy. 117 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:13,400 -Yep, that's me man. -[laughing] 118 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,793 Best damn redneck cowboy in all of Hollywood. 119 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:17,926 Man, I love that shit. 120 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,145 Man, you crack me up. 121 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:22,060 You're funny man [laughs]. 122 00:05:23,061 --> 00:05:25,542 Oh man, so you do movies too? 123 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,631 Yeah, I just had this nice part 124 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:28,893 in that last Nick Cage film. 125 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,199 Oh yeah, yeah, I saw that. 126 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:32,941 That was a while ago, wasn't it? 127 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:37,380 Yeah man. But see, studio films are crap. 128 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,164 The real money's in commercials 129 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:42,037 and I got a sick ass deal with Bulldog United Insurance. 130 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,344 Okay, okay. Man, 131 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:46,389 I bet you get laid all the time. 132 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:48,913 I get her done. 133 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:50,915 [laughs] Nice. 134 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:53,657 Yeah, I actually got out here about a month ago. 135 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:56,573 Only thing I booked is a little part 136 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:57,792 in the new Jason Statham movie. 137 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:02,274 [soft indie rock music] 138 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,083 Hi. 139 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:30,651 Hey, thanks for picking me up. 140 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:31,695 Call Dad yet? 141 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:32,957 Nope. 142 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,786 -Nice car. -Nice hair. 143 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:37,353 Get in. 144 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:47,450 You okay there? 145 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,931 -Was it always this hot? -Really? 146 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:51,889 Well, it feels like a 100 goddamn degrees. 147 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:54,544 Can't handle a little humidity? 148 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:57,025 Looks like somebody's become a bit of a diva 149 00:06:57,155 --> 00:06:58,461 living in fancy California. 150 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:01,159 What a pussy. 151 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,596 You're a pussy. 152 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:03,379 That's a good one. 153 00:07:05,773 --> 00:07:07,470 You know, I am not going to my reunion. 154 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:09,385 Well, that's 'cause Cindy Wilson beat you 155 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:11,300 -for high school president. -It was rigged. 156 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,345 Besides, she was a total butter face. 157 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,435 Yeah, but her ass. 158 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,088 Yeah, but her 159 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:18,612 face [laughs]. 160 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:26,054 Hey, so Dad gave me a box of some 161 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:27,142 of your old football stuff. 162 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:28,143 You know he moved into a house 163 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,013 just up the street so. 164 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:30,493 Cool. 165 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:31,668 [punk rock music] 166 00:07:33,757 --> 00:07:35,237 Look, I know you're only home for a couple days, 167 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:36,151 but I already talked to Dad. 168 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,108 [punk rock music] 169 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,896 You're going to have to talk to him at some point. 170 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:44,768 Real mature. 171 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:49,033 ♪ Are you standing up Or sitting down ♪ 172 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:51,601 ♪ I got news to deliver you ♪ 173 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,343 ♪ And you're not going to like 174 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,432 ♪ The way it sounds 175 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:59,479 ♪ I'm going to say it under And I'm ripping tails ♪ 176 00:07:59,609 --> 00:08:02,525 ♪ I'm planting my rip We're ripping nails ♪ 177 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:05,833 ♪ I cross my eyes And then I started ♪ 178 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:08,836 ♪ Falling right now In the parking lot ♪ 179 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,926 ♪ Oh I'm falling right down The parking lot ♪ 180 00:08:19,281 --> 00:08:20,151 [door slamming] 181 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:26,723 -[sniffs] -That's good. 182 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,204 Will you sleep with me? 183 00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:31,336 Hell yeah, you're sleeping with me. 184 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:34,078 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 185 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:36,037 Yeah. 186 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:39,823 [exhales] Class of 2000. 187 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:42,347 Let's get real. 188 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,219 [farting] 189 00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:45,002 Clear the tank. 190 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,964 [hip hop music] 191 00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:52,270 ♪ Put 'em up Put, put your hands up ♪ 192 00:08:52,401 --> 00:08:54,446 ♪ When I walk up in the door Get the party pumped ♪ 193 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:56,753 ♪ When we walk up in the door We get the party pump ♪ 194 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,755 ♪ When we walk up in the door We get the party pump ♪ 195 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,975 Welcome to the fuck shop. 196 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:02,585 ♪ You all better with it 197 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:03,717 ♪ They calling me crazy 198 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:04,892 ♪ And I'm about to admit it 199 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,241 ♪ They wanted me committed 200 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:07,198 ♪ For the way that I spit it 201 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:08,199 [record scratching] 202 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,071 [background chatting] 203 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:16,294 Hey. 204 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,383 Isn't this the Harris reunion. 205 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,734 Yeah, not enough people RSVP'd 206 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:21,561 so we did it here. 207 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,652 Hey, didn't I used to punch you in the dick 208 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:26,914 in junior high computer class? 209 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,220 Yeah. 210 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,657 Cool. 211 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,572 So who's house is this anyway? 212 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:33,703 I'm not sure but we kicked out 213 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:34,704 at midnight. 214 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:36,532 [background chatting] 215 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,326 Party's a big dick parade. 216 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:52,330 I love those commercials. 217 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:53,680 Thanks. 218 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:56,726 So do you know anybody famous? 219 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:57,727 Like Emma Stone? 220 00:09:58,467 --> 00:09:59,599 No, not so much. 221 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:00,948 I mean I know people, 222 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:01,862 but not Emma Stone. 223 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,255 Anybody from Grey's Anatomy? 224 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:05,169 Uh, I did a pilot once 225 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:05,953 with Alan Thicke. 226 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,608 Was that that naked song guy? 227 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,435 Other Thicke. 228 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:11,959 He was the dad on Growing Pains. 229 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,004 Oh right. 230 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,747 Not so much a pilot as an industrial. 231 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,665 Hey, you want an autograph or something? 232 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:23,666 Uh, no, I'm good. 233 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:26,974 [rock and roll music] 234 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,118 ♪ Watch me 235 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:44,426 ♪ Watch me 236 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,082 ♪ Watch me 237 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:51,651 ♪ Watch me 238 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,003 ♪ Got to sound like Rock and roll ♪ 239 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,744 ♪ Undercover like Danny Gold 240 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,267 ♪ Watch me now as I explode 241 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,225 ♪ Hot shot ready to go ♪ 242 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:02,836 ♪ Black and white take it slow 243 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,099 [glass pounding] 244 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,361 ♪ Watch me now That's how I roll ♪ 245 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,145 ♪ Watch me now That's how I roll ♪ 246 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,973 ♪ Watch me now That's how I roll ♪ 247 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,453 ♪ Watch me now That's how I roll ♪ 248 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:14,238 What? 249 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:17,241 Uh huh [laughs]. 250 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,678 ♪ Watch me now That's how I roll ♪ 251 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:21,768 Bang, bang! 252 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,204 ♪ Watch me 253 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:24,335 Fuck! 254 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:26,642 ♪ Watch me 255 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:29,297 Hello [mumbles]. 256 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,602 Hey, see my tattoo. 257 00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,039 Look, is that me? 258 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:32,866 I love you guys. 259 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:38,349 So you weren't that foreign exchange student 260 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,524 from Bangladesh? 261 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,005 No, I came here with my boss. 262 00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,268 He promised me a free trip to Hawaii 263 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,835 if I let people think we were a couple. 264 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,188 Doing God's work, I like it. 265 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,364 Bend over. 266 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:54,539 Excuse me? 267 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:55,715 I want to see you bark 268 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,281 like the bad bulldog you are. 269 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,285 Oh, you're a freaky chick, aren't you? 270 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,464 I am going to ride you, little bulldog man. 271 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:10,120 You look like a pretty giraffe. 272 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,254 [swanky soul music] 273 00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:17,388 -[slapping] -Ah! 274 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,087 -No. Oh my God. -[bottles breaking] 275 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,352 Bark, bulldog. 276 00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:25,832 Arf! 277 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,094 [laughing] 278 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,183 [kissing] 279 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,012 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 280 00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:34,797 You got any protection? 281 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:41,412 [hands rubbing] 282 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,158 Alcohol kills everything. 283 00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,246 Uh, uh. 284 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,337 You get a condom, you get this. 285 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,298 [punk rock music] 286 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,958 ♪ Can I get 287 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,220 ♪ A little kissy kiss 288 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,310 ♪ Can I get A little cootchie coo ♪ 289 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,139 ♪ I'm like a soldier Marching in the sun ♪ 290 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,402 ♪ My guns are pointing 291 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:15,969 ♪ Straight at the pool now 292 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:20,060 [garbage cans crashing] 293 00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:27,502 [Bo breathing] 294 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,115 ♪ Early in the morning When we're all alone ♪ 295 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,378 ♪ We're happy Life can be so dumb ♪ 296 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,336 [siren blaring] 297 00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:37,991 ♪ We try to jump In your husband's car ♪ 298 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,344 How are you this evening? You might recognize me 299 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:44,693 from [mumbles]. 300 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,695 I'm fine, I'm fine. 301 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,263 Totally fine. I sucked a penny. 302 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,483 Yo, bright light mister police. 303 00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:53,310 [knocking] 304 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:58,011 -Nope! -[police radio commotion] 305 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:02,232 Can I help you, officer? 306 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,365 You all right? 307 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,714 Yeah, I'm fine. 308 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,543 Well sir, you were all over the road back there. 309 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,674 Almost took out that sign. 310 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:12,068 Oh yeah that, I just got a cold. 311 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,157 You been drinking? 312 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:15,942 Cough medicine [coughs]. 313 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:17,987 What's that? 314 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:19,641 That's my cough medicine. 315 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,862 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to get out of the car. 316 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:23,993 [police radio commotion] 317 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:25,168 You got it. 318 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:27,910 Oh, that's locked. 319 00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:28,911 No, it's not. 320 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,783 -[thudding] -Ow. 321 00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:34,786 [door closing] 322 00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:37,006 [Bo burping] 323 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,271 Sir, have you been hittin' the whiskey? 324 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,273 Mm-mm, cough medicine. 325 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,449 I'm going to have to ask you to blow. 326 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,538 You? [laughs] 327 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,192 No sir, this. 328 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:51,151 Ah. I don't want to. 329 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,023 Okay, then you come with me, we'll get a blood test. 330 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,113 No, I want to do one of the field things. 331 00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,028 Oh. 332 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,379 Sure about that? 333 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:03,772 [sighs] 334 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,382 Bring it, Murtaugh. 335 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,210 I'm getting too old for this shit. 336 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,560 [laughing] 337 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,129 ♪ Knees and elbows 338 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,261 ♪ Fingers and toes 339 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,610 ♪ Little bit of 340 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,047 [laughs] I got baby hands. 341 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:21,921 Oh, no I got it. 342 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,792 I'm good! 343 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,576 And a nine from the Russians. 344 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,710 Sir, you're under arrest for suspicion of driving under the-- 345 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,451 I don't want to be! 346 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:31,713 Sir, I need you to calm down. 347 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,933 This is my night, my glory. 348 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,412 Not tonight. Tonight, you're 349 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,587 -going to jail. -Tonight, 350 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:37,632 I'm getting laid 351 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,416 by exotic Jessie Spano. 352 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,375 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 353 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,594 ♪ I'm so excited ♪ 354 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:44,508 ♪ I'm so scared 355 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,770 -Stop it! -No! 356 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,337 Check it, TMZ. 357 00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,731 I'm Bo motherfucking 358 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:50,862 -Treadwell. -Sir, I'm not going to ask you 359 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,342 -again. -Whoo! 360 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,432 Oh [laughs]. 361 00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:01,482 Sorry, but I ain't got a dog in that hunt. 362 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,963 -[laughs] -Is that a taser? 363 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,921 -[taser firing] -[Bo shaking] 364 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,236 [Bo moaning] 365 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:18,716 -[water splashing] -Ah oh! 366 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,328 Ah! 367 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,590 Phone's for you. 368 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:23,895 Ow! 369 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,638 -Who is it? -I don't know. 370 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,118 -You stink. -You suck! 371 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:36,908 Hello? 372 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,214 Bo, baby. 373 00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:38,998 Where have you been? 374 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,217 I had to use your emergency contact 375 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:42,479 to get ahold of you. Buddy, 376 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,134 the media is going berserk over this. 377 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,266 This shit is gold. 378 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:48,616 You hang tight. I'm going to find a way to spin this. 379 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,052 I'll be in touch, baby. 380 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:52,576 [Bo] Is that a taser? 381 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:53,447 [laughs] Tase-- 382 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:55,623 [phone beeping] 383 00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:58,800 [soft delicate music] 384 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:12,814 [Bo sighing] 385 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,649 Mm. 386 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:34,357 [zipper unzipping] 387 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:03,473 No! 388 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,179 Ronald, you surly old shit. 389 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,094 Hey, Bo and it's just Ron now. 390 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,880 So what's up man? You still popping out nuggets with Jenna? 391 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,230 Uh, okay. Um... 392 00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:22,753 How you feeling man? 393 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,973 Tossed back a couple last night. 394 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,931 Old steel drum ain't what it used to be. 395 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,892 So you don't have any idea why you woke up 396 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,198 in Sammy's playhouse? 397 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,069 Um no, but 398 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,810 I'm thinking it means I had a pretty good time. 399 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,464 Let's get some hot chicken. 400 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,900 Mm. 401 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:39,727 Ronald. 402 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,209 We-- We can't go get hot chicken, Bo. 403 00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,298 Why the hell not? 404 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,690 Bo, you peed on a cop. 405 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:47,778 [sighs] 406 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,563 Good one, Ron. 407 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,086 I'm not joking. 408 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,522 Wait, if that's true, 409 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,045 then why am I not in jail? 410 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,352 Well, Sally had me bail you out 411 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:59,225 and now you're under her watch, until your hearing next week. 412 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,143 -There's more. -[Bo] What? 413 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,451 You know, we should really just go inside and talk to Sally. 414 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,150 Ronald, I'll slap you in those luscious lips 415 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,151 if you don't tell me everything. 416 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,589 There's a video of your arrest? 417 00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,549 -What? -Yeah, it's everywhere. 418 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,639 It's all over the Internet. I really don't think it's going to help your case. 419 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,598 I mean, I don't see how a judge 420 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:25,773 could overlook something like that. 421 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:26,600 Oh God. 422 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:29,516 -Ron! -I'm coming. 423 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:36,436 Just in time. Turns out you actually are famous. Well, sort of. 424 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,178 Looks like the spokesperson for Bulldog United Insurance 425 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,267 won't be hunting anything in the near future. 426 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,094 Whoo! Sorry, but 427 00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,488 I ain't got a dog in that hunt. 428 00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,142 [laughs] 429 00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:48,883 Is that a taser? 430 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,101 [Bo convulsing] 431 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,193 -Fuck. -After being arrested last night 432 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:55,977 for suspicion of driving under the influence 433 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,674 and urinating on a police officer, 434 00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:58,980 actor Bo Treadwill has been released 435 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,199 from his contract 436 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,765 with Bulldog United Insurance, 437 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:03,027 effective immediately. 438 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:04,594 In other news, 439 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:05,726 let's go down to Jackson 440 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:06,770 covering the annual bake off 441 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:07,902 at First Presbyterian. 442 00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,164 [Jackson] Ah, thanks Debby. 443 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,209 You know Devil's food cake 444 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:10,992 and Jesus don't-- 445 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:12,559 Well, 446 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,256 I'm proud of you. 447 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,823 Is that sarcasm, Sally, 448 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:17,085 'cause I could do without. 449 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,608 Can they do that? Just fire you 450 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,219 -without giving you any warning? -No, 451 00:20:20,349 --> 00:20:21,655 otherwise my agent would've 452 00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:22,569 -called me. -[phone ringing] 453 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:24,962 Dude, what's happening? 454 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,050 [agent] Bad news. 455 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,183 Bulldog dead, got to drop you. 456 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,141 Stay strong man, bye. 457 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,969 -Sorry, but I ain't got a dog-- -Oh, 458 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,145 looks like you're a YouTube sensation already. 459 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,930 Come on, how is there already a video? 460 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,193 Well, all cop cars have dash cameras. 461 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,020 It's standard issue. 462 00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,152 Well, it's friggin' stupid. 463 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:42,676 Hey, you're at 100,000 views already. 464 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,634 -It's pretty good. -Is it? 465 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,375 -Yeah, I think so. -Not helping, Jim. 466 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,203 Do me a favor and make 467 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,683 yourself useful. Oh, 468 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,250 and get used to sleeping outside. 469 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,426 I already got two kids, 470 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,210 sure don't need a third. 471 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,647 Hey, oh I'm not sleeping out in that little shack. 472 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,909 It's not a shack. 473 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,042 It's a princess house! 474 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:01,825 [Jim] You tell him. 475 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,699 Aw, this is bullshit. 476 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,570 I'm on TV, I'm a celebrity. 477 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:08,832 Okay celebrity, how about 478 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:09,964 you drink away another week 479 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:10,921 and let's see if the judge 480 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:11,922 lets you off with a warning? 481 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,273 -Huh, what? Oh. -Ah! 482 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,796 -Yeah, that's what I thought. -Ronald. 483 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,624 [sighs] 484 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,016 [Sally] Buh bye. 485 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,453 -[hand smacking] -What, what? 486 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,019 He's your brother. 487 00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,109 [rock and roll music] 488 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,941 [ankle bracelet buzzing] 489 00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:45,260 ♪ Well I'm depleting Brain cells ♪ 490 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,217 ♪ Every day 491 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,132 ♪ Eating turkey pot pies ♪ 492 00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,046 ♪ Off the TV tray 493 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,789 ♪ My black fingernails And all good thing ♪ 494 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,966 ♪ I got 12 long steps To sobriety ♪ 495 00:21:56,097 --> 00:21:56,967 ♪ Yeah 496 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,275 ♪ Uh huh 497 00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,410 ♪ Well I got no money 498 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,020 ♪ And I got no home 499 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:07,587 ♪ And then my old lady 500 00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,023 ♪ Calls up on the phone 501 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,154 ♪ I'm depleting 502 00:22:10,285 --> 00:22:12,243 ♪ Brain cells every day 503 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:15,334 ♪ Eating turkey pot pies Off the TV tray ♪ 504 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:17,771 ♪ But when I do 505 00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,425 ♪ Go to turn around 506 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,209 ♪ I say hello ♪ 507 00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,342 ♪ To your girlfriend yeah 508 00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:26,519 [scooters buzzing] 509 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:29,783 [Elliott] Uh, hey. 510 00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:31,698 What you reading, dumble dork? 511 00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:32,568 Give it back, B.J. 512 00:22:34,091 --> 00:22:34,962 Looks good. 513 00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:38,879 [spitting] 514 00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:42,926 Have a nice read, study buddy. 515 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,754 -[laughs] -[boy] Study buddy. 516 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:46,930 Good one. 517 00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:16,830 Are you that guy? 518 00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:19,136 -What guy would that be? -You know 519 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:20,442 the "I ain't got dog in that hunt" guy. 520 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,098 Yep, that's me. 521 00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:24,925 Cool. 522 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:26,796 Who the fuck are you? 523 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,145 I live across the street. 524 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,368 Something else I can help you with? 525 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:34,543 I'm Elliott. 526 00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,632 Like E.T.? 527 00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:39,418 No, like the musician Elliott Smith. 528 00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:40,984 The guy who stabbed himself in the heart? 529 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:42,769 My mom really likes him. 530 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:43,552 She a cutter? 531 00:23:44,335 --> 00:23:46,381 -No. -She is. 532 00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:47,600 And also you look a little like a preemie. 533 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,602 I'm sure she drank while she was pregnant. 534 00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:52,213 I saw you on TV. 535 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:53,954 Yeah, you said that already. 536 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,042 No, I meant your video. 537 00:23:56,957 --> 00:23:59,394 Well, take a good look at what a celebrity looks like, kid. 538 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:01,831 What's that? 539 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:04,094 Don't worry about it. 540 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,098 Who is that? 541 00:24:08,229 --> 00:24:08,925 [rock and roll music] 542 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:20,676 Holy shit. 543 00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:21,764 [Elliott] What? 544 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:22,809 I know her. 545 00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,375 My mom? 546 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,942 Yeah, we went to high school together. 547 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,292 She was a gothy art nerd, flat as a rail. 548 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,078 Good on you art nerd, nice rack. 549 00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:33,341 Did you know that TV adds 10 pounds? 550 00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,518 -Hey, you got a dad? -Do you? 551 00:24:36,649 --> 00:24:37,345 Whatever. 552 00:24:40,174 --> 00:24:41,523 You look way fatter on TV. 553 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:53,404 Your mom gave me a handy at Fright Night. 554 00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:56,103 You're a loser. 555 00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,281 Your cummy handed mom, my dick. 556 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,284 [laughs] 557 00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:07,157 Hey honey, who were you talking to out there? 558 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:08,245 Some shitty actor. 559 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:09,812 Whoa, language. 560 00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:11,248 Actor? 561 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:12,423 Yep. 562 00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:14,208 He does commercials. 563 00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:16,340 I think his name is-- 564 00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:18,865 Uh, Bo Treadwill? 565 00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:27,743 Yep, that's Bo Treadwill. 566 00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:31,181 Looks like he's doing real good. 567 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:32,531 He's kind of an asshole. 568 00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:34,097 What did I say? Now go ahead, 569 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:35,185 start your homework. 570 00:25:35,316 --> 00:25:35,969 Dinner will be in a few. 571 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,105 Also, he said you gave him a hand-- 572 00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:43,542 Homework! 573 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,892 Start it up! 574 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:48,111 And I don't want you talking to him anymore, 575 00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:49,939 -okay? -[Elliott] Okay. 576 00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,245 [playful music] 577 00:25:52,812 --> 00:25:54,161 Oh shit. 578 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:00,559 Uh. 579 00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:09,480 Well, well, well, 580 00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:12,005 if it isn't gothy cuts herself. 581 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,746 Well, well, well. 582 00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:16,575 If it isn't pees on a cop like a complete dickhead. 583 00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,578 Sassy, I like it. 584 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,536 You can take the girl out of the Courtney Love clothes, 585 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,843 but you can't take the Courtney Love out of the girl. 586 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:26,672 Hey, that is an excellent bathrobe you're wearing. 587 00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:28,064 Thanks, it's leopard. 588 00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:30,023 Yeah, I can see that. 589 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:32,286 You look like Kirstie Alley. 590 00:26:33,809 --> 00:26:34,897 I miss this. 591 00:26:35,202 --> 00:26:36,116 Excuse me? 592 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:37,334 This is just so us. 593 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,120 We had one class together in high school. 594 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,600 -Yeah. -And every day 595 00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,776 you asked me if The Craft 596 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:44,777 was my favorite movie. 597 00:26:45,516 --> 00:26:47,127 -Is it? -No. 598 00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:49,520 God, Fairuza Balk's real hot in that. 599 00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:52,262 Okay, not so great to see you. 600 00:26:52,393 --> 00:26:53,655 -Oh hey wait, I'm just-- -[ankle bracelet buzzing] 601 00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:54,830 -[ankle bracelet buzzing] -Shit. 602 00:26:55,483 --> 00:26:56,397 [laughs] 603 00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:58,834 Is that as far as you can go? 604 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,531 I can only go 100 feet. 605 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:03,709 [laughs] Is that because of the hm? 606 00:27:04,448 --> 00:27:05,841 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. 607 00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:08,409 -Mm, how lucky for me. -Ha, ha, ha. 608 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:13,022 Listen, I'm going to be hanging out over here for the next couple months, 609 00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:15,938 so I'm thinking that means you and I need to... hang. 610 00:27:16,069 --> 00:27:17,157 And that's my cue to leave. 611 00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:19,507 Hey, what's up with Ingrid in there? 612 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,334 Hey, 613 00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:23,467 his name is Elliott. 614 00:27:23,598 --> 00:27:26,296 -Yeah, what's his deal? -He's my son. 615 00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:28,298 Well, I know that but why is he so weird? 616 00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:29,865 He is gifted. 617 00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:32,085 Oh, that's code for nerd. 618 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:33,695 [scoffs] He-- 619 00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:35,697 He's shy. 620 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:38,744 On a scale of one to Ducky, 621 00:27:38,874 --> 00:27:39,701 how much of a nerd are we talking about? 622 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:45,185 He's had a hard time and he has this thing with wanting to be popular. 623 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,796 He should play football. Then those two little shits wouldn't pick on him. 624 00:27:47,927 --> 00:27:50,538 Football is not the answer. 625 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:55,151 [scoffs] Football got you to give me a handy at Fright Night '97. 626 00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:57,632 That was a bottle of vodka and a Klonopin 627 00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,373 and I thought you were Joey McIntyre. 628 00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:01,592 What was your excuse for the rest of the team? 629 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:03,812 -[slapping] -Oh! Whoo! 630 00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:06,119 Stay away from my kid. 631 00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:12,647 [door slamming] 632 00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:14,954 She likes me. 633 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:16,607 [upbeat organ based music] 634 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:40,806 Boned [laughs]. 635 00:29:00,695 --> 00:29:01,609 [R&B music] 636 00:29:03,306 --> 00:29:04,090 Mm. 637 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:14,230 Nice. 638 00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:17,190 I bet we fucked. 639 00:29:18,147 --> 00:29:19,018 [knocking on door] 640 00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:20,367 Enter. 641 00:29:23,674 --> 00:29:24,763 What's up, preemie? 642 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,069 I was in the iron bunker today. 643 00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:29,985 I saw your photo on the wall of fame. 644 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:34,207 And I also found this. 645 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,778 -Where'd you get this? -I ripped it out of my mom's 646 00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:40,953 old yearbook. 647 00:29:42,911 --> 00:29:43,999 You know, you're not supposed to be talking to me, right? 648 00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:45,566 -I know. -So what were you 649 00:29:45,696 --> 00:29:47,481 doing in the iron bunker? 650 00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:49,700 -Were you good at football? -I was unstoppable. 651 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,833 -What position did you play? -I played supreme badass. 652 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,617 -Did you play college? -For a minute. 653 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:56,055 -Did your dad teach you-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 654 00:29:56,185 --> 00:29:57,404 What are all the questions about? 655 00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:58,753 So you could coach me if you wanted? 656 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:00,973 -What? -Well, 657 00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:03,018 you could coach the basics, right? 658 00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:04,715 What you gettin' at here, scrot? 659 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:07,806 I want to try out for football. 660 00:30:09,459 --> 00:30:10,504 I just don't know how to play. 661 00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:12,201 [laughing] 662 00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:13,420 What's so funny? 663 00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:16,640 Well, I mean, don't you have some little friend 664 00:30:16,771 --> 00:30:17,641 that can help you? 665 00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:18,729 Not really. 666 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:20,906 Well, what's in it for me? 667 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:22,385 What do you want? 668 00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:27,347 Okay, anytime I need anything, 669 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:28,652 and I mean anything, 670 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:31,786 you go get it for me? 671 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:34,136 Like what? 672 00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:36,530 I don't know, let's start with some hooch. 673 00:30:36,660 --> 00:30:38,184 -What's hooch? -It's alcohol, 674 00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:39,576 you dick fart. 675 00:30:39,707 --> 00:30:40,534 I'm only 12. 676 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,188 So, get inventive. 677 00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:44,407 Why can't you get it yourself? 678 00:30:45,626 --> 00:30:46,670 [hand smacking] 679 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:48,063 -Oh. -Do you want to learn 680 00:30:48,194 --> 00:30:49,325 to play football or not? 681 00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:51,588 Now we got a deal? 682 00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:54,026 -Deal. -Hey, hey. 683 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,029 Why you want to play football so bad? 684 00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,421 There's... 685 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,208 There's this... girl. 686 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:03,731 Really? 687 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:06,995 Is she hot? 688 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:11,173 I don't know. She wears glasses. 689 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:12,871 Say no more, we got a She's All That situation. 690 00:31:13,828 --> 00:31:14,698 I get you, bro. 691 00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:17,658 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, "Daniel-san". 692 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,313 Your training's already begun. 693 00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:27,059 First lesson, when you make a deal with someone you shake hands like a man. 694 00:31:30,671 --> 00:31:31,367 What the hell's that? 695 00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,022 You just shook my hand like a vagina. 696 00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:35,154 What? 697 00:31:36,198 --> 00:31:37,243 You ever play baseball before? 698 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,244 Tee ball. 699 00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:39,158 Same difference. 700 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:40,507 Grip it like a baseball bat. 701 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:42,422 Firm, not squeezing. 702 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:44,903 Good, now look me in the eyes. 703 00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:48,297 Boom. That's it. 704 00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:50,473 Now get the hell out of here, nut sack. 705 00:31:51,822 --> 00:31:52,736 [upbeat rock and roll music] 706 00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:01,310 It's going to be dove season pretty soon. 707 00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:03,486 Mm, you ready? 708 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:06,576 Yeah, I guess so. 709 00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:09,971 I guess you are. 710 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:11,886 Can I be excused? 711 00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:13,670 No, no, no. 712 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:19,981 Got my CrossFit on this morning. 713 00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:21,504 -Mm. -See that? 714 00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,681 I'm going to get a little tan time tomorrow. 715 00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:25,987 You know what my mom used to say? 716 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,033 She said when you get a tan, 717 00:32:29,251 --> 00:32:30,252 people think you're somebody. 718 00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:31,906 How about you? 719 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:33,299 Hm? 720 00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:34,909 You somebody? 721 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:39,044 [laughing] 722 00:32:40,045 --> 00:32:40,959 Yeah. 723 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:42,830 [laughing] 724 00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,268 That woman, she spoke some truths. 725 00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:47,139 Yeah? 726 00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:55,799 Hey, Sammy's asking for an Uncle Bo bedtime story. 727 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:57,279 Think you could pop a mint 728 00:32:57,410 --> 00:32:58,802 and try not to destroy her innocence? 729 00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:00,891 In a minute. 730 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:07,724 Also Dad called... again. 731 00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:16,211 What are you doing on Saturday? 732 00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:19,084 Always making money. 733 00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:21,956 I'm sure I could squeeze you in. 734 00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:25,003 Well, I was thinking it would be really fun 735 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:26,700 for you to come with me and Elliott 736 00:33:26,830 --> 00:33:29,007 to the fall Pumpkin Festival. 737 00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:31,226 [laughs] Really? 738 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:32,575 Yeah. 739 00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:34,751 Isn't he too old for that kind of stuff? 740 00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:35,578 Aren't you too old for that shit? 741 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:37,058 Oh hey, language. 742 00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:37,885 Stuff. 743 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:39,539 Sorry Mom. 744 00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:44,370 But... we go every year. 745 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,807 What dude goes to the pumpkin patch with their momma 746 00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:50,550 -after eight years old? -I don't want to go. 747 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,031 See, he doesn't want to go. 748 00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:57,339 Okay. 749 00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,124 'Kay, never mind. 750 00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:00,864 Solved. 751 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,520 Hey, can you not be mean please? 752 00:34:06,174 --> 00:34:07,001 I'm just saying, look at him. 753 00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:08,568 He's not a kid anymore. 754 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:10,526 Hey, come here. 755 00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:18,752 How 'about we do this? 756 00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,408 How 'about we toss Elliott 20 bucks. 757 00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:23,800 We tell him to go get pizza 758 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,500 and then you and I play hide the speed boat 759 00:34:27,630 --> 00:34:28,631 in that little pumpkin patch. 760 00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:33,984 -[laughs] -What does that even mean? 761 00:34:35,899 --> 00:34:36,726 -Okay. -Oh yeah? 762 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:37,858 -[phone beeping] -All right. 763 00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:40,774 Oh, yep, got to go. 764 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:42,906 Mm. 765 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:43,690 -Ew. -What? 766 00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:50,131 Finish your dinner. 767 00:34:51,350 --> 00:34:53,613 Eat all the salady things. 768 00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:55,005 Fine. 769 00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:12,806 [phone ringing] 770 00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:18,072 Hi, it's Talia. I'll never listen to this voicemail 771 00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:18,986 so why don't you-- 772 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:19,856 [sighs] You fucking suck. 773 00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:32,913 [car door closing] 774 00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:34,219 [car revving] 775 00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:46,318 Fo fucking shizzle. 776 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:47,623 [car screeching] 777 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:54,282 What a dick. 778 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,024 We are the hurricanes, the mighty, mighty hurricanes. 779 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,504 We hit hard, we hit fast, 780 00:35:58,634 --> 00:35:59,505 we hit the land 781 00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:00,419 with [mumbles] that. 782 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,377 You ready? Come at me. 783 00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:03,552 Try and tackle me. 784 00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:04,466 Really? 785 00:36:04,597 --> 00:36:05,685 Come on. 786 00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:06,381 Don't be such a pussy. 787 00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:07,730 Try and tackle me. 788 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:10,429 Okay. 789 00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:11,560 [thudding] 790 00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:12,909 Ow. 791 00:36:13,432 --> 00:36:17,044 [laughs] Too high, man. 792 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,655 You can't tackle nobody running up high like that. 793 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:20,569 Line back up. 794 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:27,620 Now get down in your stance. 795 00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,884 Get down in your stance, lunch box. 796 00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:33,626 -You ready? -Yeah. 797 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,498 -[hand slapping] -Ow. Ow. [gasps] 798 00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,413 You can't put all your weight on your hand. 799 00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:40,937 -What the fuck? -Hey, language. 800 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:42,896 You always curse. 801 00:36:43,026 --> 00:36:44,158 Yeah, 'cause I'm an adult. 802 00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:46,639 -Well, not really. -Hey, 803 00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:48,641 you're the one who asked me to teach you football. 804 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,165 I got to see where your skills are at. 805 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:53,298 Well, all you're doing is hitting me. 806 00:36:53,428 --> 00:36:55,169 Yeah, buddy, that's football. 807 00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:56,779 Running, hitting, 808 00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:58,868 jumping, hitting, catching, 809 00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:00,000 hitting. 810 00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:01,393 Unless you're a kicker 811 00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:03,264 and those guys are total ladies. 812 00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:04,309 Maybe I'm a quarterback. 813 00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:09,314 Come on up. 814 00:37:11,011 --> 00:37:11,968 [ball hitting] 815 00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:13,753 Well, you're not a receiver. 816 00:37:16,930 --> 00:37:17,844 All right. 817 00:37:20,499 --> 00:37:21,239 Hit me, I'm open. 818 00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,122 So like I was saying, Montana, 819 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,297 you got to learn to tackle. 820 00:37:38,212 --> 00:37:39,257 Listen, 821 00:37:39,387 --> 00:37:40,910 you're soft, you're unathletic, 822 00:37:41,998 --> 00:37:43,522 and hey, you're pretty much the culmination of Rudy. 823 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:45,263 Who? 824 00:37:46,394 --> 00:37:47,177 You got to be shitting me? 825 00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:52,052 -Rudy,the movie with Sean Astin. -Who's Sean Astin? 826 00:37:52,182 --> 00:37:54,533 Oh you know, Mikey from Goonies,duh. 827 00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:56,230 That stupid treasure movie? 828 00:37:58,537 --> 00:38:01,714 I will punch you in your crap lousy mouth 829 00:38:01,844 --> 00:38:03,455 if I ever hear blasphemy like that again. 830 00:38:05,587 --> 00:38:06,284 Sorry. 831 00:38:07,502 --> 00:38:08,286 Come on. 832 00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:09,765 Wait. 833 00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:10,505 Where are we going? 834 00:38:12,202 --> 00:38:14,335 You and I are going to go watch Rudy 835 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:15,467 and today, you're gonna learn to be a man. 836 00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:19,949 I don't understand. 837 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,169 Why can't we just watch it on Netflix? 838 00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:24,737 'Cause that's lame. 839 00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:25,781 Not really. 840 00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:26,521 I have it on my iPad. 841 00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:27,609 It's easy. 842 00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:32,701 We're going to watch this VHS together 843 00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:34,094 because it means more this way. 844 00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:36,444 Like we waited all week to rent it 845 00:38:36,575 --> 00:38:38,185 from it from Captain Video and tanning salon, 846 00:38:38,925 --> 00:38:40,318 the way it's supposed to be watched. 847 00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,150 [intro music] 848 00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:08,868 [man yelling] 849 00:39:20,227 --> 00:39:23,317 I am so sorry. 850 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,840 You were so right. 851 00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:26,799 I know. 852 00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:27,930 That was the greatest thing 853 00:39:28,061 --> 00:39:28,931 I've ever seen. 854 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,632 [sniffs] That's how you have to be, like Rudy. 855 00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:35,895 I can do it. 856 00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:40,639 Will you help me? 857 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,513 I will be your secret African American 858 00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:47,297 groundskeeper coach. 859 00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:49,125 Hey, you tell your mom about this yet? 860 00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:51,780 Don't worry about it. 861 00:39:51,911 --> 00:39:52,520 -Whoa. -Whoa. 862 00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:54,827 We start for real tomorrow 863 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,134 -and I got your first training task. -Ready. 864 00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,049 Okay, go steal me a pack of your mom's cigs. 865 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:00,876 She doesn't smoke. 866 00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:02,051 Yes she does. 867 00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:03,401 Now go. 868 00:40:04,837 --> 00:40:05,490 -Go, I'm timing you. -[Elliott laughing] 869 00:40:07,013 --> 00:40:07,622 You're not back, I'm making you run sprints. 870 00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:09,058 ♪ Only you 871 00:40:09,885 --> 00:40:11,974 ♪ Can write the story 872 00:40:12,105 --> 00:40:13,149 [whistle blowing] 873 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,586 [Elliott panting] 874 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:16,805 Get up. 875 00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:18,372 Ow! 876 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:22,376 ♪ You're on your way 877 00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:24,334 ♪ Got to fight to win ♪ 878 00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:25,727 ♪ You're on your way 879 00:40:25,858 --> 00:40:26,467 [Elliott grunting] 880 00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:28,643 ♪ Get better every day 881 00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,210 ♪ You're on your way 882 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:31,472 Help me! 883 00:40:32,734 --> 00:40:33,779 [Bo laughing] 884 00:40:33,909 --> 00:40:35,041 -[ball hitting] -Ow! 885 00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:35,824 [ball hitting] 886 00:40:37,130 --> 00:40:37,870 The ball, it's coming. 887 00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:39,175 That's it, now tuck it. 888 00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:41,177 So we need to practice more. 889 00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,788 -Go back over there. -Okay. 890 00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:45,007 ♪ It's a hard road 891 00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:46,182 ♪ Up to the top 892 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:51,231 ♪ And the key is To never stop, no ♪ 893 00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:52,798 ♪ This is real 894 00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,583 ♪ There's no pretending 895 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:57,585 ♪ Only you 896 00:40:57,716 --> 00:41:00,893 -♪ Can write the ending -[laughing] 897 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,678 ♪ Getting better every day 898 00:41:05,854 --> 00:41:07,508 -Go! -♪ And it's the price 899 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:09,075 ♪ You pay to play You're on your way ♪ 900 00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:12,165 ♪ Gettin' better every day 901 00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:13,471 ♪ You're on your way 902 00:41:15,037 --> 00:41:16,517 ♪ It's the price You pay to play ♪ 903 00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:30,357 -This is your enemy. -Okay. 904 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:31,314 This is the quarterback. 905 00:41:32,838 --> 00:41:34,709 Your mission is to sack the quarterback. 906 00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:36,319 How do I do that? 907 00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:37,407 The swim move. 908 00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:38,887 What's that? 909 00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:40,410 It's what made me famous. 910 00:41:41,977 --> 00:41:43,283 Here, watch me. 911 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:45,328 Now I'm the defensive tackle. 912 00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:46,765 Line down. 913 00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:48,636 So here I am. 914 00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:49,637 Hips cocked back, 915 00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:50,638 ready to explode. 916 00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,685 And as soon as I see the offensive lineman's 917 00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:54,555 hand move, 918 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:55,904 then I step. 919 00:41:56,775 --> 00:41:58,994 I take my outside hand, 920 00:41:59,125 --> 00:41:59,908 I hit the shoulder, 921 00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:00,822 I swim over the top. 922 00:42:00,953 --> 00:42:02,041 I sack 923 00:42:02,171 --> 00:42:03,738 the quarterback and that 924 00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:05,174 is how you become the hero. 925 00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:08,308 That is how you bed the homecoming queen. 926 00:42:08,438 --> 00:42:09,439 Awesome. 927 00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:15,489 Ugh, you deserve it. 928 00:42:15,924 --> 00:42:16,751 Don't tell your mother. 929 00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:18,623 Okay. 930 00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:25,238 You did good today, preemie. 931 00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:26,979 Thanks. 932 00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:27,762 [spits] Uh! 933 00:42:28,589 --> 00:42:29,634 That's nasty. 934 00:42:29,764 --> 00:42:30,591 Why do-- 935 00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:34,029 What are you looking at? 936 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:35,596 Nothing. 937 00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:37,206 Just drink your beer. 938 00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:38,730 Actually 939 00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:41,863 I brought my own. 940 00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:43,735 [laughing] 941 00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:52,308 -What's this girl like, huh? -Who? 942 00:42:52,439 --> 00:42:53,701 The girl you're doing all this for? 943 00:42:53,832 --> 00:42:54,484 What's her name? 944 00:42:55,703 --> 00:42:56,486 Emily. 945 00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:57,836 Nice name. 946 00:42:57,966 --> 00:42:59,011 I like it, classy. 947 00:42:59,141 --> 00:42:59,751 Very Dickensian. 948 00:43:00,882 --> 00:43:01,579 [Elliott] What? 949 00:43:02,014 --> 00:43:02,797 Nothing. 950 00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:04,712 So you guys made out yet? 951 00:43:04,843 --> 00:43:05,539 No. 952 00:43:06,932 --> 00:43:08,890 I mean she's super popular 953 00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:10,370 and only hangs out with football players. 954 00:43:11,806 --> 00:43:12,546 Like B.J. 955 00:43:13,982 --> 00:43:15,375 Is that that dingle berry who rags on you? 956 00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:22,425 Fuck B.J. I mean she knows you exist, that's good. 957 00:43:23,078 --> 00:43:24,863 She smile at you, laugh at your jokes? 958 00:43:24,993 --> 00:43:25,907 Kind of. 959 00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:27,648 Boom. That's your in. 960 00:43:27,779 --> 00:43:29,302 Listen, if there's one things I know, 961 00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:30,303 it's picking up chicks. 962 00:43:30,433 --> 00:43:31,652 Give a lot of mine have been 963 00:43:31,783 --> 00:43:33,088 drunk chicks at a bar, 964 00:43:33,219 --> 00:43:34,263 I can still help you out. 965 00:43:34,394 --> 00:43:35,613 See, all you got to do 966 00:43:35,743 --> 00:43:37,136 is walk up to that girl 967 00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:39,007 and say hey, I think you're hot. 968 00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:40,356 And I dig talking to you 969 00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:41,531 and I think you and I should hang out 970 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:42,924 sometime just us. 971 00:43:43,055 --> 00:43:44,273 That's not really asking. 972 00:43:45,448 --> 00:43:47,146 -That's telling. -Exactly. 973 00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:49,627 You tell her you're going to hang out. 974 00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:51,759 You look like a badass and she gets all wet. 975 00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:56,459 Well, where do I take her on a date? 976 00:43:56,808 --> 00:43:57,722 I'm only in middle school. 977 00:43:58,592 --> 00:44:00,768 Well, I always liked to take girls 978 00:44:00,899 --> 00:44:02,161 on a first date putt-putt golfing. 979 00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:03,728 That way if they date sucks, 980 00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:04,903 at least you get to play putt-putt. 981 00:44:05,033 --> 00:44:06,426 Everybody loves putt-putt. 982 00:44:07,427 --> 00:44:09,516 You talk like you're stuck in an 80's movie. 983 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,997 90s were pretty badass too. 984 00:44:12,867 --> 00:44:15,000 You're not as much of a dick as my mom thinks you are. 985 00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:16,610 Thanks. 986 00:44:20,701 --> 00:44:21,441 Hey, 987 00:44:22,094 --> 00:44:23,661 did your dad 988 00:44:24,966 --> 00:44:26,576 ever teach you any of this stuff? 989 00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:27,708 What stuff? 990 00:44:27,839 --> 00:44:29,362 Well, girls and football? 991 00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:32,191 Sort of. 992 00:44:32,321 --> 00:44:33,453 I mean when he wasn't passed out 993 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:34,323 facedown on a couch. 994 00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,283 He wasn't exactly president of the booster club. 995 00:44:37,413 --> 00:44:39,067 Hey, can I ask you one more question? 996 00:44:39,198 --> 00:44:40,329 -Could I stop you? -No. 997 00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:43,289 What is the shocker? 998 00:44:44,290 --> 00:44:45,421 It's two in the pink, one in the stink. 999 00:44:46,988 --> 00:44:47,685 Awesome. 1000 00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:51,471 [playful jangly rock and roll music] 1001 00:45:03,918 --> 00:45:05,224 Watch where you're going, Dumbo. 1002 00:45:05,354 --> 00:45:06,355 [Elliott] What are you doing? 1003 00:45:06,486 --> 00:45:08,270 -[laughing] -Is this 1004 00:45:08,401 --> 00:45:09,184 how it's going to be on the field? 1005 00:45:09,837 --> 00:45:11,056 I can't wait to lay 1006 00:45:11,186 --> 00:45:12,710 your dumb ass out on tryouts. 1007 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,711 [laughing] 1008 00:45:15,408 --> 00:45:16,975 Football isn't for pussies! 1009 00:45:18,324 --> 00:45:19,064 Let's go. 1010 00:45:21,066 --> 00:45:21,936 Hey! 1011 00:45:22,981 --> 00:45:23,633 Come here, come here. 1012 00:45:26,332 --> 00:45:27,812 You guys think you're pretty cool, don't ya? 1013 00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:29,596 Picking on that little kid like that? 1014 00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:31,729 Well, let me tell you something. 1015 00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:32,686 You're going to go to 1016 00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:33,731 high school 1017 00:45:33,861 --> 00:45:35,254 and you're going to be so cool 1018 00:45:35,384 --> 00:45:36,777 and everybody's going to love you. 1019 00:45:36,908 --> 00:45:38,431 And you're going to laid all the time 1020 00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:39,737 and then you're going to get out 1021 00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:42,087 and nobody's going to give a shit 1022 00:45:42,217 --> 00:45:44,611 because you're going to be fat, jobless turds. 1023 00:45:46,526 --> 00:45:47,396 And that kid in there, 1024 00:45:48,833 --> 00:45:49,703 he's going to be president. 1025 00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:52,837 Your fly's down. 1026 00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:54,403 [laughing] 1027 00:45:55,448 --> 00:45:56,188 Shit. 1028 00:46:03,064 --> 00:46:03,761 [crickets chirping] 1029 00:46:10,898 --> 00:46:11,638 [banging] 1030 00:46:12,291 --> 00:46:12,987 What the-- 1031 00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:17,600 -[glass falling] -Oh, what the-- 1032 00:46:18,123 --> 00:46:18,776 Sorry about that. 1033 00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:21,082 What's up? 1034 00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:23,693 What are you doing here? 1035 00:46:24,607 --> 00:46:25,478 I knew you smoked. 1036 00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:28,002 We should hang. 1037 00:46:28,133 --> 00:46:30,744 Are you asking me or telling me? 1038 00:46:31,397 --> 00:46:32,050 We're drinking. 1039 00:46:33,616 --> 00:46:35,575 Sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of work to do. 1040 00:46:35,705 --> 00:46:38,186 Oh come on. Just one little drink with little old me. 1041 00:46:38,839 --> 00:46:39,753 Brought my own. 1042 00:46:41,929 --> 00:46:42,756 Okay fine. 1043 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:43,626 One drink 1044 00:46:45,063 --> 00:46:46,151 but that's only because that was the last 1045 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:47,413 of my bottle. 1046 00:46:48,980 --> 00:46:49,719 Come on. 1047 00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:52,026 Did my kid get that for you? 1048 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:54,376 Uh... 1049 00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:00,165 [laughing] 1050 00:47:01,731 --> 00:47:03,864 No, no, you did too. 1051 00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,301 No, no, I did not. 1052 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,827 You forget that I have seen you in all of your glory. 1053 00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:11,393 Oh give me a break. 1054 00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:12,873 That was one time. 1055 00:47:13,004 --> 00:47:15,397 And I didn't even take my shirt off. 1056 00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:16,877 Listen, if you can't admit the tattoo 1057 00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:18,270 then I can't help you. 1058 00:47:19,271 --> 00:47:20,185 I got ink. 1059 00:47:20,315 --> 00:47:21,403 Oh really, let me see it. 1060 00:47:23,014 --> 00:47:24,406 -Okay. -[laughing] 1061 00:47:25,407 --> 00:47:26,321 Oh! 1062 00:47:26,452 --> 00:47:27,235 [laughs] Oh my God, 1063 00:47:27,366 --> 00:47:29,063 is that a shamrock? 1064 00:47:29,455 --> 00:47:31,022 Yes, ma'am, I'm Irish. 1065 00:47:31,152 --> 00:47:33,676 That's a tramp stamp. 1066 00:47:33,807 --> 00:47:34,503 You do know that, right? 1067 00:47:35,026 --> 00:47:35,765 Yeah. 1068 00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:37,550 You know, 1069 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,813 you would think I'd lose ass 1070 00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,206 because of it, but girls actually like it. 1071 00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:42,947 It's like we relate to each other, 1072 00:47:43,077 --> 00:47:44,383 you know, making bad choices, 1073 00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:46,385 getting all drunk at Cabo. 1074 00:47:46,515 --> 00:47:50,258 [laughs] You always did that. 1075 00:47:50,389 --> 00:47:51,216 Made bad choices? 1076 00:47:51,346 --> 00:47:52,608 No, well yeah. 1077 00:47:53,914 --> 00:47:56,830 But no, no. You always had this way 1078 00:47:56,961 --> 00:48:01,269 with making the stupidest, dumbest ideas 1079 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,576 seem like so amazing and fun. 1080 00:48:03,706 --> 00:48:05,186 I know we didn't really know each other that well, 1081 00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:06,361 but I always liked that about you. 1082 00:48:08,581 --> 00:48:09,799 I thought you thought I was a dick. 1083 00:48:11,018 --> 00:48:14,108 Mm. No, I mean I thought you were insecure 1084 00:48:14,587 --> 00:48:16,284 and overcompensating, 1085 00:48:16,763 --> 00:48:19,766 but I knew deep down that you were a good dude. 1086 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,724 Like the time 1087 00:48:21,855 --> 00:48:23,204 you pulled Josh Stuart out 1088 00:48:23,335 --> 00:48:24,118 of a recycling bin. 1089 00:48:25,424 --> 00:48:26,816 Uh, I cheated off of him in math. 1090 00:48:26,947 --> 00:48:27,687 I can't have him transferred. 1091 00:48:27,817 --> 00:48:29,210 No, you were-- 1092 00:48:30,603 --> 00:48:32,083 You were kind to everybody. 1093 00:48:34,650 --> 00:48:35,521 I forgot about that. 1094 00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:38,611 That's why we hooked up. 1095 00:48:42,397 --> 00:48:44,617 [laughs] What happened to you? 1096 00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:45,531 [scoffs] 1097 00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:46,575 Dick. 1098 00:48:48,447 --> 00:48:50,014 -Your turn. -My turn what? 1099 00:48:50,144 --> 00:48:52,146 I showed you mine, now you show me yours. 1100 00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:53,669 Oh whatever, hold that. 1101 00:48:58,936 --> 00:48:59,762 No. 1102 00:48:59,893 --> 00:49:00,981 [laughs] 1103 00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:03,244 It was a fake tattoo. 1104 00:49:04,028 --> 00:49:05,681 I thought it'd make me look older. 1105 00:49:05,812 --> 00:49:07,814 Oh my God, I've been waiting for years 1106 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:09,207 to see that tattoo again. 1107 00:49:09,337 --> 00:49:10,730 -Oh really? -Yeah, what girl 1108 00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:12,471 in high school has a tattoo? 1109 00:49:13,254 --> 00:49:14,560 You might've been the one that got away. 1110 00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:15,778 Yeah right. 1111 00:49:17,258 --> 00:49:20,044 No seriously, I mean-- 1112 00:49:20,174 --> 00:49:21,697 You know you're the type of girl that gets away, right? 1113 00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:27,399 Thanks. 1114 00:49:29,227 --> 00:49:31,011 I'm the type of guy that gives it away. 1115 00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:33,971 What do you mean? 1116 00:49:34,101 --> 00:49:35,015 You know what I mean 1117 00:49:35,146 --> 00:49:35,885 I just sort of... 1118 00:49:38,410 --> 00:49:39,324 gave my moments away. 1119 00:49:40,586 --> 00:49:41,326 Uh, Bo. 1120 00:49:44,633 --> 00:49:47,332 Hey, I really appreciate 1121 00:49:48,942 --> 00:49:50,726 what you're doing with Elliott. It's so sweet-- 1122 00:49:50,857 --> 00:49:51,771 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -And I know that you're having-- 1123 00:49:51,901 --> 00:49:53,164 Whoa, whoa. 1124 00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:55,122 Whoa, you got the wrong idea here. 1125 00:49:56,515 --> 00:50:00,475 I got a girlfriend and she's... hot. 1126 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:01,781 And-- 1127 00:50:02,173 --> 00:50:03,696 Okay [laughs]. 1128 00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:06,351 I actually got to go right now 1129 00:50:06,481 --> 00:50:10,572 and... I got to FaceTime playtime with her, you know? 1130 00:50:10,703 --> 00:50:11,704 Hey yeah. 1131 00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:14,663 Classy, okay, Bo. 1132 00:50:14,794 --> 00:50:15,925 You go ahead and do that. 1133 00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:17,405 It's going to be awesome, so... 1134 00:50:19,538 --> 00:50:21,018 Thank you for helping Elliott. 1135 00:50:32,638 --> 00:50:33,813 [phone ringing] 1136 00:50:38,078 --> 00:50:40,428 Mm, goddamn it. 1137 00:50:40,950 --> 00:50:41,603 [bottles clinking] 1138 00:50:44,998 --> 00:50:45,694 [phone ringing] 1139 00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:56,662 Hello? 1140 00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:57,750 Did you call? 1141 00:50:58,403 --> 00:51:00,144 Yeah, like 20 times. 1142 00:51:00,274 --> 00:51:02,450 Oh, sorry. 1143 00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:04,148 So I'm in Tennessee. 1144 00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:07,325 Yeah, I saw that video. 1145 00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:08,761 It was hilarious. 1146 00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:10,154 Whatever. 1147 00:51:11,677 --> 00:51:12,808 So I haven't talked to you in like a month. 1148 00:51:13,548 --> 00:51:15,376 Yeah, I've been crazy busy. 1149 00:51:15,855 --> 00:51:18,466 I did an ayahuasca ceremony this weekend 1150 00:51:18,597 --> 00:51:19,859 in Joshua Tree with Eric. 1151 00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:22,079 Who the hell's Eric? 1152 00:51:22,209 --> 00:51:24,385 My friend, the musician. 1153 00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:26,300 He also works at that juice place. 1154 00:51:27,649 --> 00:51:29,869 I don't know him but okay. 1155 00:51:29,999 --> 00:51:31,566 So listen, it looks like 1156 00:51:31,697 --> 00:51:32,741 I'm going to be here longer than expected. 1157 00:51:33,612 --> 00:51:34,743 Yeah. 1158 00:51:34,874 --> 00:51:36,441 Like two more months. 1159 00:51:37,311 --> 00:51:38,051 Okay. 1160 00:51:39,487 --> 00:51:41,315 Uhm. Thinkin' maybe you want to come visit 1161 00:51:41,446 --> 00:51:44,318 or maybe send me a care package or something? 1162 00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,103 Oh. 1163 00:51:48,017 --> 00:51:51,064 It's just that I'm super busy with my album 1164 00:51:51,195 --> 00:51:53,240 and I'm designing this sort of clothing line. 1165 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:55,721 I'm calling it Bohemian Life. 1166 00:51:56,809 --> 00:51:59,116 So it's just hard for me to get away to come to Tennessee. 1167 00:51:59,246 --> 00:51:59,899 Are you kiddin'? 1168 00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:01,509 What? 1169 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,641 What the fuck are you 1170 00:52:02,771 --> 00:52:03,859 talking about right now? 1171 00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:06,253 Excuse me? 1172 00:52:06,384 --> 00:52:07,863 You're my girlfriend 1173 00:52:07,994 --> 00:52:09,735 and you don't even have enough time 1174 00:52:09,865 --> 00:52:11,954 to send me a picture for my spank bank? 1175 00:52:12,085 --> 00:52:15,044 First, I don't believe in putting myself 1176 00:52:15,175 --> 00:52:18,047 in a box labeled girlfriend. 1177 00:52:18,178 --> 00:52:19,136 [Bo] We've been dating for over a year. 1178 00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:22,791 -I thought this was a more open thing. -Wait, wait a minute. 1179 00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:24,315 Does that mean you've been banging guys this whole time? 1180 00:52:24,445 --> 00:52:26,143 Second, I resent the implication 1181 00:52:26,273 --> 00:52:28,232 that I'm just some hot piece of ass. 1182 00:52:28,362 --> 00:52:29,885 Of course you are. 1183 00:52:30,016 --> 00:52:31,452 Why else would I date you? 1184 00:52:31,844 --> 00:52:34,325 Ah, I'm a business woman. 1185 00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:36,675 Oh, you work at Happy Danny's. 1186 00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:39,156 You think you're so important 1187 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:40,548 with your stupid commercials. 1188 00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:42,637 Just 'cause you wear a cowboy hat 1189 00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:43,899 doesn't make you Magic Mike. 1190 00:52:44,726 --> 00:52:46,250 What's that supposed to mean? 1191 00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,165 When we first started dating 1192 00:52:48,295 --> 00:52:51,298 you might've looked like Channing Tatum, but now 1193 00:52:51,429 --> 00:52:54,954 you're just like his sad, chubby cousin. 1194 00:52:55,084 --> 00:52:57,826 Everybody knows that the camera adds ten pounds! 1195 00:52:57,957 --> 00:53:01,830 Look, I'm trying to bliss out right now, 1196 00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:05,704 and you're putting a huge bummer on my mellow. 1197 00:53:05,834 --> 00:53:07,140 So maybe we should just 1198 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:08,924 say goodbye and move on. 1199 00:53:10,361 --> 00:53:12,841 I'm really sorry you got fired 1200 00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:14,713 and TMZ made you video of the week, 1201 00:53:16,018 --> 00:53:18,847 but it's not my fault that you're unhappy and a dick. 1202 00:53:18,978 --> 00:53:20,762 Piss off with all your hippy bullshit. 1203 00:53:20,893 --> 00:53:23,504 I'm Bohemian chic. 1204 00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:26,028 That's a load of shit. You're not Bohemian. 1205 00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:28,379 And just 'cause you name yourself Talia, 1206 00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:31,425 it doesn't' make up for the fact that you're still Megan from Delaware. 1207 00:53:31,556 --> 00:53:33,688 -You're an asshole! -Oh yeah? 1208 00:53:33,819 --> 00:53:36,517 Well, I banged your friend Lucy and I lied. 1209 00:53:36,648 --> 00:53:38,432 You can totally tell you had Botox 1210 00:53:38,563 --> 00:53:40,173 'cause your fucking forehead doesn't move. 1211 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,000 [grunting] 1212 00:53:46,658 --> 00:53:47,354 [inhaling] 1213 00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:50,314 Argh! 1214 00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:53,012 Fa! 1215 00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:56,058 [soft rock and roll music] 1216 00:54:09,811 --> 00:54:10,725 [phone clicking] 1217 00:54:11,117 --> 00:54:13,815 ♪ The love that you lost ♪ 1218 00:54:14,686 --> 00:54:15,339 [Bo laughing] 1219 00:54:17,993 --> 00:54:20,169 ♪ You can never get back 1220 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:21,867 [Bo] I don't need a bathroom. 1221 00:54:21,997 --> 00:54:23,912 I use a bucket 1222 00:54:24,043 --> 00:54:25,479 -like I'm on vacation. -You're not on vacation. 1223 00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:27,568 You've stolen a five-year-old's house. 1224 00:54:27,699 --> 00:54:29,831 Oh, you said you make house calls 1225 00:54:29,962 --> 00:54:31,093 and this is my house. 1226 00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:33,574 You're a loser, that ain't a house. 1227 00:54:33,705 --> 00:54:34,923 Whatever. 1228 00:54:35,054 --> 00:54:36,447 [door slamming] 1229 00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:40,102 ♪ And your days are a disaster 1230 00:54:40,233 --> 00:54:42,801 ♪ So you smash your Stratocaster ♪ 1231 00:54:43,628 --> 00:54:47,936 ♪ But I know it'll be All right ♪ 1232 00:54:48,850 --> 00:54:51,897 ♪ Not every love lasts 1233 00:54:52,550 --> 00:54:54,247 ♪ You got to walk a new path ♪ 1234 00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:57,598 ♪ And don't look back 1235 00:55:02,516 --> 00:55:03,430 [car revving] 1236 00:55:07,739 --> 00:55:08,392 [bottles clinking] 1237 00:55:13,571 --> 00:55:14,789 All right. 1238 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,139 [kissing] 1239 00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:21,100 [laughing] 1240 00:55:24,582 --> 00:55:25,322 Hey! 1241 00:55:28,237 --> 00:55:31,415 [laughs] I ain't got a dog in that hunt. 1242 00:55:31,676 --> 00:55:32,329 That's you, isn't it? 1243 00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:34,069 [Bo] Yeah, that's me. 1244 00:55:35,244 --> 00:55:37,290 [laughs] I saw that video. 1245 00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:38,900 Man, you were shit faced. 1246 00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:40,337 You pissed all over that cop. 1247 00:55:40,467 --> 00:55:41,773 What are you doing here, man? 1248 00:55:41,903 --> 00:55:42,556 I live here. 1249 00:55:43,688 --> 00:55:45,167 That's my sister's house. 1250 00:55:45,298 --> 00:55:47,213 I live in the playhouse. 1251 00:55:47,866 --> 00:55:48,519 In the pink playhouse. 1252 00:55:49,563 --> 00:55:50,521 Dude, I'm on house arrest. 1253 00:55:51,304 --> 00:55:52,436 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 1254 00:55:52,566 --> 00:55:53,219 I heard that. 1255 00:55:54,612 --> 00:55:56,875 So you checking out my girl back there? 1256 00:55:58,746 --> 00:56:00,095 No, I'm not checking out your-- 1257 00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:01,314 You're the one that's teaching the runt 1258 00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:02,489 to play football. 1259 00:56:03,621 --> 00:56:04,752 I'm sorry, who are you? 1260 00:56:15,807 --> 00:56:16,547 I sell luxury boats. 1261 00:56:17,983 --> 00:56:19,201 Do you know what that means? 1262 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,509 That means 1263 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,119 I sell high end nautical vehicles 1264 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:25,947 for lots of money. 1265 00:56:27,645 --> 00:56:30,082 I've seen Glengarry Glen Ross 27 times. 1266 00:56:30,212 --> 00:56:33,390 I promise you I always close. 1267 00:56:37,263 --> 00:56:38,003 Hey, Bo. 1268 00:56:40,919 --> 00:56:42,399 I don't blame you for looking. 1269 00:56:42,529 --> 00:56:44,923 I mean that is one perfect apple bottom. 1270 00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:49,275 I ain't got a dog in that hunt. 1271 00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:53,061 [laughs] Dude, that shit's funny. 1272 00:57:02,201 --> 00:57:02,897 [knocking on door] 1273 00:57:10,992 --> 00:57:14,953 Oh, I was wondering if we were going to go practice today. 1274 00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:16,258 I'm taking a sick day. 1275 00:57:21,786 --> 00:57:22,700 Are you joking? 1276 00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:24,963 What, Sally? 1277 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,921 Did you water like I asked you to? 1278 00:57:28,314 --> 00:57:30,229 No, I didn't because I'm in the middle 1279 00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:31,578 of something right now. 1280 00:57:31,709 --> 00:57:33,319 I asked you like 12 times 1281 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,190 to water the goddamn flowers. 1282 00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:37,018 And I said I would, 1283 00:57:37,149 --> 00:57:38,672 but right now I'm busy. 1284 00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:40,500 Yeah, busy being a piece of shit. 1285 00:57:53,818 --> 00:57:54,732 How's this, Sally? 1286 00:57:56,168 --> 00:57:57,082 Are the flowers watered? 1287 00:58:00,085 --> 00:58:01,695 Aw, Sally, look at me. 1288 00:58:01,826 --> 00:58:03,610 I'm watering the flowers [laughs]. 1289 00:58:05,264 --> 00:58:09,486 Oh, hm, looks like the bird feeder needs more bird seed. 1290 00:58:28,287 --> 00:58:29,027 [thudding] 1291 00:58:29,941 --> 00:58:30,594 Flowers watered. 1292 00:58:43,476 --> 00:58:44,172 [Elliott] Is that you? 1293 00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:45,739 Yeah. 1294 00:58:46,697 --> 00:58:47,828 Back when I used to be somebody. 1295 00:58:49,003 --> 00:58:50,483 So I really need to practice. 1296 00:58:51,397 --> 00:58:52,746 And it's been like the third day in a row 1297 00:58:52,877 --> 00:58:54,008 -that you've-- -Don't press me, kid. 1298 00:58:56,707 --> 00:58:58,360 But tryouts are Monday. 1299 00:59:00,885 --> 00:59:02,626 I still haven't mastered the swim move. 1300 00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:03,844 I don't know what to tell ya. 1301 00:59:03,975 --> 00:59:05,063 But you promised me. 1302 00:59:05,193 --> 00:59:06,194 Look, just 'cause I let you 1303 00:59:06,325 --> 00:59:07,326 steal some booze for me, 1304 00:59:07,456 --> 00:59:08,327 it doesn't mean we're buddies. 1305 00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:10,982 I don't want to be your coach. 1306 00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:12,331 I don't want to be your friend 1307 00:59:12,810 --> 00:59:13,854 and I don't care if you make the team or not. 1308 00:59:14,376 --> 00:59:15,203 I quit. 1309 00:59:17,031 --> 00:59:17,902 Are you deaf? 1310 00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:19,164 I said I friggin' quit. 1311 00:59:19,294 --> 00:59:20,600 -[Elliott crying] -Now get out! 1312 00:59:26,911 --> 00:59:27,868 [soft somber music] 1313 00:59:53,981 --> 00:59:56,288 Why does Uncle Bo get to drink 1314 00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:57,332 from the milk carton? 1315 00:59:58,464 --> 00:59:59,944 Because he's a big dumb animal. 1316 01:00:00,074 --> 01:00:01,336 That's why he has to sleep outside. 1317 01:00:04,035 --> 01:00:06,298 Little early for you to be up, isn't it, Lebowski? 1318 01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:10,868 Hey, why don't you mow out back 1319 01:00:10,998 --> 01:00:12,609 before you start the party, huh? 1320 01:00:12,739 --> 01:00:14,262 Don't make me the bad guy here. 1321 01:00:14,393 --> 01:00:15,699 I think I've been pretty patient with you. 1322 01:00:15,829 --> 01:00:17,048 All I've asked is that you keep the lawn 1323 01:00:17,178 --> 01:00:18,615 and you clean up your empties. 1324 01:00:18,745 --> 01:00:20,225 Why don't you hire someone? 1325 01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:21,966 I mean that's why you married up, isn't it? 1326 01:00:23,402 --> 01:00:24,098 You're a mean drunk. 1327 01:00:25,143 --> 01:00:26,057 Does that remind you of anyone? 1328 01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:27,319 What? 1329 01:00:27,449 --> 01:00:29,451 -It's ridiculous. -What is? 1330 01:00:29,582 --> 01:00:31,366 You can't even clean up after yourself. 1331 01:00:31,497 --> 01:00:32,977 -I clean. -No, you don't. 1332 01:00:33,107 --> 01:00:34,413 Do you think it's a good idea 1333 01:00:34,543 --> 01:00:35,893 that my daughter sees you sitting outside 1334 01:00:36,023 --> 01:00:37,546 in her kiddie pool all day drinking vodka, huh? 1335 01:00:38,069 --> 01:00:39,157 Do you? 1336 01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:40,506 Do you think you're so special 1337 01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:42,203 that the world owes you something? 1338 01:00:42,334 --> 01:00:43,552 Well, it doesn't. 1339 01:00:43,683 --> 01:00:45,076 And if you keep sitting out there 1340 01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:46,904 waitin' for some big movie moment to happen, 1341 01:00:47,034 --> 01:00:49,167 well, you're going to be waitin' a long time. 1342 01:00:50,211 --> 01:00:53,214 I love you, but this pity party has gotten out of control. 1343 01:00:53,345 --> 01:00:55,129 If you can't help out around here, 1344 01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:56,435 then I'm sorry, but you're going to have to go. 1345 01:00:57,175 --> 01:01:00,352 Go where? Huh, back to L.A.? 1346 01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:03,529 Oh that's right, I don't have a girlfriend or a job 1347 01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,313 and oh, I'm on house arrest! 1348 01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:08,055 So if you're going to kick me out 1349 01:01:08,186 --> 01:01:10,188 the only place for me to go is jail. 1350 01:01:10,318 --> 01:01:11,842 Well, maybe it'll be good for you. 1351 01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:12,669 [horn honking] 1352 01:01:15,019 --> 01:01:15,715 Cavalry. 1353 01:01:17,108 --> 01:01:18,022 We're not done here. 1354 01:01:19,327 --> 01:01:20,633 Well, well, well, 1355 01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:22,374 check out the jail bird. 1356 01:01:23,418 --> 01:01:24,332 You mean yard bird. 1357 01:01:24,985 --> 01:01:25,986 [laughing] 1358 01:01:26,857 --> 01:01:28,728 -[Bo] Funny. -I thought so. 1359 01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:31,209 [Bo] Well, Ronald, I see you've informed people I'm here. 1360 01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:34,908 Well, I didn't really think it was a big secret. 1361 01:01:35,039 --> 01:01:36,475 I mean everybody knows. 1362 01:01:36,605 --> 01:01:38,129 So what do you two assholes want? 1363 01:01:38,259 --> 01:01:40,653 Well, since you never call us anymore, 1364 01:01:40,784 --> 01:01:42,220 and doesn't look like you're going anywhere, 1365 01:01:43,308 --> 01:01:45,832 we figured we'd have a house arrest warming party. 1366 01:01:47,399 --> 01:01:48,879 I've been here two months already. 1367 01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:53,231 Yeah man, 1368 01:01:53,884 --> 01:01:54,754 we've all got kids. 1369 01:01:55,581 --> 01:01:56,408 It's really hard to make plans. 1370 01:01:59,150 --> 01:02:00,455 So what do you have in mind? 1371 01:02:01,805 --> 01:02:02,457 Thought you'd never ask. 1372 01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:06,200 -Bam. -Ta da! 1373 01:02:06,331 --> 01:02:08,420 -[Ron] Yeah! -Here we go. 1374 01:02:08,550 --> 01:02:09,595 Let's get high school wasted, 1375 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:10,814 [indistinct] some shakes, baby. 1376 01:02:10,944 --> 01:02:12,076 -Whoo, let's do it. -Hit me, hit me. 1377 01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:14,774 -[Bo] Stop, I don't want to do this. -Ready? 1378 01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:16,428 Set, blue 380. 1379 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,343 380, hut, hut. 1380 01:02:18,473 --> 01:02:19,779 I don't, I don't, stop, stop. 1381 01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:21,302 ♪ The end of the summer 1382 01:02:22,390 --> 01:02:23,957 ♪ My heart in 1383 01:02:24,088 --> 01:02:24,784 ♪ And I told you so 1384 01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,439 [all] Shot gun! 1385 01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:28,962 [laughing] 1386 01:02:30,703 --> 01:02:33,140 ♪ Then when you finally grew A conscience ♪ 1387 01:02:34,141 --> 01:02:35,186 ♪ You left me alone 1388 01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:36,578 [yelling] 1389 01:02:38,537 --> 01:02:39,799 ♪ No 1390 01:02:40,626 --> 01:02:41,496 ♪ You should probably go 1391 01:02:41,627 --> 01:02:42,628 -Left? -Left. 1392 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,325 Is left good or bad? 1393 01:02:46,632 --> 01:02:48,852 ♪ 'Cause there's a note I left on the back page ♪ 1394 01:02:52,594 --> 01:02:53,770 Bo, you don't understand, man. 1395 01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,119 It's all about the school district 1396 01:02:55,249 --> 01:02:56,076 you end up in, 1397 01:02:56,816 --> 01:02:57,730 otherwise you're screwed. 1398 01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,471 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1399 01:02:59,601 --> 01:03:01,734 Yeah, nobody wants their kid to go to a crap school. 1400 01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:04,215 It's true. I'm spending $500 a week 1401 01:03:04,345 --> 01:03:05,782 so that Horace can go to Montessori. 1402 01:03:05,912 --> 01:03:07,566 Your kid's name is Horace? 1403 01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:08,697 It's a family name. 1404 01:03:08,828 --> 01:03:10,438 [laughing] 1405 01:03:10,569 --> 01:03:11,788 Is this what you guys talk about? 1406 01:03:12,397 --> 01:03:13,311 Yeah man. 1407 01:03:13,441 --> 01:03:14,747 That's some serious shit 1408 01:03:14,878 --> 01:03:15,704 when you have kids. 1409 01:03:16,401 --> 01:03:17,881 I should never have kids. 1410 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:20,187 Yeah, we know. 1411 01:03:20,709 --> 01:03:22,015 -Oh, fuck off. -[laughing] 1412 01:03:22,146 --> 01:03:23,887 No man, look, it's all about the kids. 1413 01:03:24,670 --> 01:03:25,889 Otherwise you grow old and 1414 01:03:26,019 --> 01:03:27,804 what do you have to show for your life? 1415 01:03:29,196 --> 01:03:30,850 Uh career maybe, how many chicks you banged. 1416 01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:32,286 Really a multitude of shit. 1417 01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:33,505 All that stuff fades away. 1418 01:03:35,289 --> 01:03:37,074 Look all I know is that I'm just glad that I have kids, 1419 01:03:37,204 --> 01:03:39,076 even if I can't do all of this anymore. 1420 01:03:39,206 --> 01:03:41,382 Yeah, but you banged the prom queen, 1421 01:03:41,513 --> 01:03:43,123 then you actually married her. 1422 01:03:43,254 --> 01:03:45,169 So I'm thinking it's less about the kids 1423 01:03:45,299 --> 01:03:46,039 and more about the girl. 1424 01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:48,389 I just got my ass dumped 1425 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,348 by some hot as balls choice meat. 1426 01:03:50,478 --> 01:03:52,089 Well, doesn't that goth chick live across the street? 1427 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:53,699 You should hit that. 1428 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,788 And she already has a kid. 1429 01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:56,745 Ding, ding. 1430 01:03:56,876 --> 01:03:57,659 Instant family. 1431 01:03:57,790 --> 01:03:58,922 I threw some vibe at her 1432 01:03:59,052 --> 01:04:00,358 and immediately got shot down. 1433 01:04:00,488 --> 01:04:01,620 Because she has a kid. 1434 01:04:02,577 --> 01:04:05,189 Chicks with kids don't want no Hollywood playboy. 1435 01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:06,799 You think I'm a Hollywood playboy? 1436 01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:08,279 Dude, you're on TV. 1437 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:10,847 You can bang models. 1438 01:04:10,977 --> 01:04:12,805 Yeah, but, but, she's different. 1439 01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:15,982 She's responsible and like artsy and stuff. 1440 01:04:16,113 --> 01:04:18,985 Oh screw that. Go over there and tell her what's up. 1441 01:04:19,768 --> 01:04:20,900 -You think? -Yeah. 1442 01:04:21,031 --> 01:04:22,206 Go over there and tell her 1443 01:04:22,336 --> 01:04:24,034 that she's lucky that a star like you 1444 01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:25,252 would even speak to her 1445 01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:26,645 and that she should be grateful. 1446 01:04:26,775 --> 01:04:28,821 And you got a dick like Jesus, 1447 01:04:29,691 --> 01:04:30,562 that you nicknamed Christ. 1448 01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:33,957 That's too much, Gil. 1449 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:36,785 I should. 1450 01:04:37,961 --> 01:04:39,397 I should go over there. 1451 01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:40,659 Bo, I'm not sure that's a great idea, man. 1452 01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:41,573 Ronald. 1453 01:04:42,095 --> 01:04:43,314 Don't be such a naysayer. 1454 01:04:43,444 --> 01:04:44,141 Do it, Bo. 1455 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:45,533 Do it. 1456 01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:47,013 [chanting] Do it, do it. 1457 01:04:47,144 --> 01:04:48,623 I'm going to do it. 1458 01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:49,886 I'm going. 1459 01:04:50,016 --> 01:04:50,799 [chanting] Do it. 1460 01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:52,236 [Bo] I'm doing it! 1461 01:04:52,366 --> 01:04:52,932 [rock and roll music] 1462 01:04:54,368 --> 01:04:56,544 Yeah Bo, you got this baby. 1463 01:04:56,675 --> 01:04:58,416 [all] Do it, do it. 1464 01:05:00,722 --> 01:05:02,899 Yeah boy, yeah, that's what I'm talking about baby. 1465 01:05:06,380 --> 01:05:08,208 He's going to get it, he's going to get her. 1466 01:05:09,688 --> 01:05:11,124 Hey, goth nerd! 1467 01:05:12,691 --> 01:05:13,692 Okay, um... 1468 01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:16,434 Maybe he meant something else. 1469 01:05:17,261 --> 01:05:18,958 [buddies] Let's see how this may play out. 1470 01:05:19,089 --> 01:05:20,090 Get out here, woman. 1471 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:21,221 Okay, come on. 1472 01:05:21,352 --> 01:05:22,309 Yeah, you think I should go get him? 1473 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,920 No, no, go to the car. 1474 01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:27,532 You have got a lot of nerve. 1475 01:05:27,662 --> 01:05:29,664 What are you doing with that guy? 1476 01:05:29,795 --> 01:05:30,535 What are you talking about? 1477 01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:31,666 His name is Brock. 1478 01:05:31,797 --> 01:05:33,016 Oh, you called me out here 1479 01:05:33,146 --> 01:05:34,365 to tell me you don't like my boyfriend? 1480 01:05:34,713 --> 01:05:35,888 Go home, Bo. 1481 01:05:36,019 --> 01:05:36,715 He sucks. 1482 01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:38,456 Oh, I'm sorry. 1483 01:05:38,586 --> 01:05:39,587 So you think I should be 1484 01:05:39,718 --> 01:05:40,632 with somebody like you? 1485 01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:41,415 Is that what you're thinking? 1486 01:05:41,546 --> 01:05:42,373 I'm an artist. 1487 01:05:42,503 --> 01:05:43,330 You're a mess. 1488 01:05:43,461 --> 01:05:44,114 [Bo heaving] 1489 01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:50,250 I cannot believe I let my kid anywhere near you. 1490 01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:54,646 What is wrong with you? 1491 01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:56,996 I don't need this shit. 1492 01:05:57,605 --> 01:05:58,955 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1493 01:05:59,564 --> 01:06:01,000 Go back to your little pink house 1494 01:06:01,131 --> 01:06:03,220 and just drink your life away. That's great. 1495 01:06:03,350 --> 01:06:05,048 I'm not drinking my life away. 1496 01:06:05,178 --> 01:06:06,136 I'm on vacation! 1497 01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:08,094 From what? Life? 1498 01:06:08,747 --> 01:06:11,358 My God, what is so bad about real life? 1499 01:06:14,622 --> 01:06:16,189 I just needed a minute. 1500 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,321 Well, your time's up, Bo. 1501 01:06:17,451 --> 01:06:19,192 You're an adult. Get it together. 1502 01:06:19,323 --> 01:06:20,933 -What about you? -Oh, what about me? 1503 01:06:21,803 --> 01:06:23,631 What kind of example are you, huh? 1504 01:06:25,242 --> 01:06:25,982 Single mom. 1505 01:06:26,591 --> 01:06:28,201 Living in this shit town. 1506 01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:30,682 What are you? 1507 01:06:30,812 --> 01:06:33,293 You're-- Are you a paralegal 1508 01:06:33,424 --> 01:06:35,339 or a secretary? 1509 01:06:35,469 --> 01:06:37,297 Or whatever menial job 1510 01:06:37,428 --> 01:06:39,386 they told the pregnant chick 1511 01:06:39,517 --> 01:06:40,300 she could get the easiest. 1512 01:06:44,261 --> 01:06:45,218 Screw you. 1513 01:06:49,614 --> 01:06:50,310 [ominous music] 1514 01:06:58,927 --> 01:06:59,667 [Bo gagging] 1515 01:07:11,897 --> 01:07:13,116 [spitting] 1516 01:07:53,939 --> 01:07:54,679 [thudding] 1517 01:08:00,337 --> 01:08:00,989 [Elliott] Are you okay? 1518 01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:02,687 What are you doing here? 1519 01:08:03,688 --> 01:08:04,993 I heard you and my mom. 1520 01:08:05,603 --> 01:08:06,778 Your mom sucks. 1521 01:08:06,908 --> 01:08:07,909 What? 1522 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:09,128 She'd be lucky 1523 01:08:09,259 --> 01:08:10,477 to get with a guy like this. 1524 01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:12,392 I'm a goddamn TV star. 1525 01:08:12,523 --> 01:08:14,177 You can't date my mom. 1526 01:08:14,307 --> 01:08:17,484 -Why not? -You're an alcoholic. 1527 01:08:17,615 --> 01:08:20,183 -I like to party. -You peed on a cop. 1528 01:08:20,313 --> 01:08:21,184 I know what I did. 1529 01:08:21,314 --> 01:08:22,010 [thudding] 1530 01:08:22,663 --> 01:08:24,665 [Bo grunting] 1531 01:08:29,366 --> 01:08:30,062 Get over here. 1532 01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:32,934 You want to learn to play football? 1533 01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:34,110 I'm going to give you your last lesson. 1534 01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,285 Line down. 1535 01:08:35,415 --> 01:08:36,634 Line down in your stance. 1536 01:08:38,157 --> 01:08:38,984 Line down! 1537 01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:39,811 I am. 1538 01:08:42,596 --> 01:08:43,684 I thought you were ready, huh? 1539 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,599 I thought I was your hero. 1540 01:08:45,730 --> 01:08:47,993 I thought you wanted to be just like me. 1541 01:08:48,646 --> 01:08:49,560 Get up. 1542 01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:50,648 Come on, come on. 1543 01:08:52,258 --> 01:08:53,085 Line down! 1544 01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:56,567 Ow! 1545 01:08:56,697 --> 01:08:57,785 [Elliott crying] 1546 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:00,048 Are you crying? 1547 01:09:00,397 --> 01:09:01,224 [Elliott] No. 1548 01:09:01,354 --> 01:09:02,486 What a disgrace. 1549 01:09:04,009 --> 01:09:04,705 You know what? 1550 01:09:05,793 --> 01:09:06,620 Fuck you. 1551 01:09:06,751 --> 01:09:07,665 Fuck you! 1552 01:09:07,795 --> 01:09:08,492 Fuck me? 1553 01:09:09,362 --> 01:09:10,233 Fuck me is right. 1554 01:09:11,016 --> 01:09:12,409 Fuck me for wasting my time 1555 01:09:12,539 --> 01:09:14,715 on an unathletic little turd like you. 1556 01:09:14,846 --> 01:09:16,021 I hate you! 1557 01:09:19,285 --> 01:09:20,199 You are nothing. 1558 01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:23,376 Now get the hell out of here 1559 01:09:23,507 --> 01:09:24,595 and go cry to your mommy. 1560 01:09:25,770 --> 01:09:26,510 [spitting] 1561 01:09:30,296 --> 01:09:31,036 [crashing] 1562 01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:40,741 Fuck! 1563 01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:44,658 God! 1564 01:09:47,226 --> 01:09:47,922 [Bo sniffing] 1565 01:10:12,164 --> 01:10:13,165 [soft music] 1566 01:10:31,531 --> 01:10:33,838 ♪ The day has come 1567 01:10:36,754 --> 01:10:38,886 ♪ I keep on runnin' 1568 01:10:41,106 --> 01:10:42,238 ♪ I'm always 1569 01:10:42,368 --> 01:10:43,195 ♪ Searchin' 1570 01:10:45,545 --> 01:10:46,459 ♪ I'm always 1571 01:10:46,590 --> 01:10:47,765 ♪ Searchin' 1572 01:10:49,984 --> 01:10:52,335 ♪ I hear you callin' 1573 01:10:54,685 --> 01:10:55,642 ♪ I'm tired 1574 01:10:55,773 --> 01:10:56,687 ♪ From fallin' 1575 01:10:59,298 --> 01:11:01,344 ♪ I'm always searchin' 1576 01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:06,479 ♪ I'm always searchin' 1577 01:11:06,610 --> 01:11:10,178 ♪ I'm ready to lift This body up ♪ 1578 01:11:10,570 --> 01:11:13,269 ♪ To a higher ground ♪ 1579 01:11:15,488 --> 01:11:19,057 ♪ I'm ready to lift This body up ♪ 1580 01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:22,147 ♪ To a higher ground ♪ 1581 01:11:24,541 --> 01:11:27,979 ♪ I'm ready to lift This body up ♪ 1582 01:11:28,675 --> 01:11:31,287 ♪ To a higher ground 1583 01:11:33,463 --> 01:11:34,420 ♪ I'm ready 1584 01:11:34,551 --> 01:11:37,075 ♪ To lift this body up 1585 01:11:37,641 --> 01:11:40,296 ♪ To a higher ground ♪ 1586 01:11:50,218 --> 01:11:51,002 [ankle bracelet buzzing] 1587 01:12:02,448 --> 01:12:04,842 ♪ The dark is burnin' 1588 01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:09,325 -♪ My flame is turnin' -[knocking] 1589 01:12:11,892 --> 01:12:13,807 ♪ I'm always searchin' 1590 01:12:16,070 --> 01:12:18,334 ♪ I'm always searchin' 1591 01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:22,816 [sighing] 1592 01:12:28,082 --> 01:12:28,779 You never came down. 1593 01:12:30,476 --> 01:12:32,043 I tried calling. 1594 01:12:32,173 --> 01:12:34,306 Yeah, but you could have come down at any point. 1595 01:12:34,698 --> 01:12:36,439 I wasn't sure you wanted me to. 1596 01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:38,092 I sort of' needed you to. 1597 01:12:41,879 --> 01:12:45,273 I don't know what more you want from me, son. [sighing] 1598 01:12:45,404 --> 01:12:46,623 I don't want anything, Dad. 1599 01:12:51,149 --> 01:12:52,324 Life is complicated. 1600 01:12:53,978 --> 01:12:54,587 Not to a little kid. 1601 01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:00,506 That's it? 1602 01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:03,074 That's it. 1603 01:13:10,473 --> 01:13:11,561 [garage door rumbling] 1604 01:13:19,699 --> 01:13:20,396 [Bo] Oh shit! 1605 01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:31,450 -[car screeching] -[car honking] 1606 01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,670 Hey asshole, why don't you watch where you're going? 1607 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,021 I'm coming, little buddy. 1608 01:13:38,065 --> 01:13:40,416 I'm coming, little buddy. 1609 01:13:41,329 --> 01:13:41,982 [ankle bracelet buzzing] 1610 01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:46,378 Squad 601 general pursuit. 1611 01:13:47,379 --> 01:13:48,249 [heavy rock and roll music] 1612 01:13:54,255 --> 01:13:54,952 [Bo] Bunny hop, shit! 1613 01:13:58,129 --> 01:13:59,478 Talladega! 1614 01:14:04,396 --> 01:14:05,136 [chattering] 1615 01:14:08,531 --> 01:14:10,184 You're toast, butterball. 1616 01:14:10,315 --> 01:14:10,968 [laughing] 1617 01:14:12,317 --> 01:14:13,057 Nice one! 1618 01:14:13,971 --> 01:14:14,885 [dramatic percussive music] 1619 01:14:18,932 --> 01:14:21,021 [Bo] Elliott, Elliott! 1620 01:14:23,154 --> 01:14:24,416 Little buddy, I'm coming. 1621 01:14:28,638 --> 01:14:30,466 [Bo] Elliott, Elliott! 1622 01:14:33,512 --> 01:14:34,731 Elliott! 1623 01:14:34,861 --> 01:14:36,863 Hey, what are you doing here? 1624 01:14:37,429 --> 01:14:39,300 I should take out a restraining order on you. 1625 01:14:39,431 --> 01:14:40,693 Stop, I'm here for the kid. 1626 01:14:40,824 --> 01:14:42,869 Bo, if he hurts himself, I swear to God... 1627 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,958 Whoa there, bulldog man. 1628 01:14:48,266 --> 01:14:49,789 Oh, what are you doing? 1629 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,835 Aren't you supposed to be chained in your little pink shack? 1630 01:14:51,965 --> 01:14:52,618 -[smack] -Oh! 1631 01:14:53,097 --> 01:14:54,054 Oh my God! 1632 01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:56,579 It's not a shack. 1633 01:14:57,580 --> 01:14:58,842 It's a princess house. 1634 01:14:58,972 --> 01:14:59,973 [whistle blowing] 1635 01:15:00,104 --> 01:15:00,844 [coach] All right, guys. 1636 01:15:00,974 --> 01:15:01,845 Let's get ready. 1637 01:15:01,975 --> 01:15:02,759 [boys yelling] 1638 01:15:02,889 --> 01:15:03,499 [fence rattling] 1639 01:15:06,806 --> 01:15:07,503 [police sirens] 1640 01:15:10,549 --> 01:15:12,203 [coach] Here we go, two lines. 1641 01:15:21,168 --> 01:15:21,908 [whistle blowing] 1642 01:15:23,214 --> 01:15:23,867 Guys, get ready, everybody get ready. 1643 01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:26,043 Get him. 1644 01:15:30,482 --> 01:15:31,657 [coach] Down. 1645 01:15:33,224 --> 01:15:33,964 Set. 1646 01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:36,357 -[thudding] -[Elliott grunting] 1647 01:15:36,488 --> 01:15:37,315 [laughing] 1648 01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:43,887 Not funny. Line down. 1649 01:15:44,017 --> 01:15:44,888 Get up, preemie. 1650 01:15:46,150 --> 01:15:46,890 [heart beats] 1651 01:15:50,415 --> 01:15:51,677 You're okay. 1652 01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:55,376 Get up. 1653 01:15:58,162 --> 01:15:59,946 I can do this. 1654 01:16:01,208 --> 01:16:02,209 [suspenseful music] 1655 01:16:06,344 --> 01:16:07,040 [coach] Down. 1656 01:16:12,002 --> 01:16:12,698 [knuckles cracking] 1657 01:16:18,748 --> 01:16:19,879 Set. 1658 01:16:26,756 --> 01:16:27,495 Hut! 1659 01:16:31,412 --> 01:16:32,326 [Elliott screaming] 1660 01:16:32,805 --> 01:16:33,589 [player grunting] 1661 01:16:33,719 --> 01:16:34,981 [all cheering] 1662 01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:48,429 [Elliott] Yes! 1663 01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:51,171 Who's the wild man now? 1664 01:16:57,787 --> 01:16:59,658 [police siren blaring] 1665 01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:00,485 [phone camera clicking] 1666 01:17:24,465 --> 01:17:25,205 [soft rock and roll music] 1667 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:42,353 ♪ If they seem tough 1668 01:17:43,310 --> 01:17:44,616 ♪ Well listen up 1669 01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,010 ♪ Got something 1670 01:17:47,140 --> 01:17:48,664 ♪ To say 1671 01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:54,582 ♪ Just some advice to help You through this life ♪ 1672 01:17:55,322 --> 01:17:58,717 ♪ To get you on your way ♪ 1673 01:18:00,023 --> 01:18:01,677 ♪ You get cut off 1674 01:18:02,895 --> 01:18:04,375 ♪ Put on hold 1675 01:18:05,115 --> 01:18:07,595 ♪ May just stand the night ♪ 1676 01:18:09,336 --> 01:18:11,251 ♪ The shoestring snaps 1677 01:18:11,730 --> 01:18:13,297 ♪ And you're under attack ♪ 1678 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:18,824 ♪ If the situation's dark and you're falling apart ♪ 1679 01:18:19,956 --> 01:18:25,526 ♪ Start, start over 1680 01:18:27,093 --> 01:18:32,751 ♪ Start, start again 1681 01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:36,929 ♪ The only thing that matters 1682 01:18:37,930 --> 01:18:41,064 ♪ Is what you're doing now 1683 01:18:42,587 --> 01:18:44,502 ♪ So forget the past 1684 01:18:44,632 --> 01:18:46,678 ♪ Every new break's a chance 1685 01:18:47,157 --> 01:18:49,725 ♪ To start again ♪ 1686 01:19:02,346 --> 01:19:03,608 I'm going to jail. 1687 01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:08,221 [playful country music] 1688 01:19:18,449 --> 01:19:22,453 ♪ Well there's so many Things you can believe in ♪ 1689 01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:26,762 ♪ Why can't one of them be me 1690 01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:31,549 ♪ 'Cause lost and trade And masturbated ♪ 1691 01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:33,420 ♪ Every single way 1692 01:19:34,378 --> 01:19:37,076 ♪ Seem like I'm giving away more than I'm worth ♪ 1693 01:19:39,296 --> 01:19:40,906 ♪ Well when you're singing High ♪ 1694 01:19:41,472 --> 01:19:42,995 ♪ You're singing so low ♪ 1695 01:19:44,954 --> 01:19:48,044 ♪ No one wants to see you When you're down ♪ 1696 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:52,178 ♪ But when you're singing Harmony with no company ♪ 1697 01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:54,528 ♪ You better change a tune 1698 01:19:55,312 --> 01:19:58,358 ♪ 'Cause nobody wants Your attitude ♪ 1699 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:00,883 ♪ Your attitude 1700 01:20:02,623 --> 01:20:05,452 ♪ So, so, so said Get off, get off, get off ♪ 1701 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:06,410 ♪ Of your high chair 1702 01:20:08,586 --> 01:20:11,415 ♪ Don't you know there's Better weather elsewhere ♪ 1703 01:20:13,591 --> 01:20:16,028 ♪ Get your hair out Of your eyes ♪ 1704 01:20:16,159 --> 01:20:18,509 ♪ Just know Your life's been circumcised ♪ 1705 01:20:18,639 --> 01:20:20,511 ♪ Get up boy, get up 1706 01:20:20,641 --> 01:20:22,121 ♪ Get off your ass 1707 01:20:34,046 --> 01:20:38,572 ♪ Well everyone's looking for The while if they lost ♪ 1708 01:20:39,399 --> 01:20:43,751 ♪ And right before that Their car keys ♪ 1709 01:20:44,448 --> 01:20:45,841 ♪ Well my records Are scratched ♪ 1710 01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:47,320 ♪ And my jeans ain't patched 1711 01:20:47,451 --> 01:20:49,018 ♪ Kind of cold around The knees ♪ 1712 01:20:50,062 --> 01:20:53,283 ♪ Where did I put those keys 1713 01:20:55,024 --> 01:20:59,463 ♪ Well the ice cream truck's Rolling down my street ♪ 1714 01:21:00,551 --> 01:21:03,771 ♪ It's taking me back When I was young ♪ 1715 01:21:05,077 --> 01:21:06,557 ♪ But when the ice cream melt 1716 01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:08,298 ♪ That's how I felt 1717 01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:09,995 ♪ Like a puddle on the ground 1718 01:21:11,127 --> 01:21:13,825 ♪ Growing up Just always brings me down ♪ 1719 01:21:15,566 --> 01:21:17,394 ♪ So round 1720 01:21:17,524 --> 01:21:20,658 ♪ So, so, so Get off, get off, get off ♪ 1721 01:21:20,788 --> 01:21:21,877 ♪ Get off of your high chair 1722 01:21:24,183 --> 01:21:27,056 ♪ Don't you know there's Better weather elsewhere ♪ 1723 01:21:29,101 --> 01:21:31,582 ♪ Get your hair out Of your eyes ♪ 1724 01:21:31,712 --> 01:21:33,758 ♪ Don't you know Your Life's been circumcised ♪ 1725 01:21:34,324 --> 01:21:35,847 ♪ Get up boy, get up ♪ 1726 01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:37,631 ♪ Get off your ass 1727 01:21:39,242 --> 01:21:43,550 ♪ Well I don't want to be Like soap on a rope ♪ 1728 01:21:44,856 --> 01:21:48,207 ♪ Gettin' used As I'm hangin' around ♪ 1729 01:21:49,861 --> 01:21:54,866 ♪ Maybe I'm hanging Onto something ♪ 1730 01:21:55,519 --> 01:22:01,525 ♪ That I really just Don't need ♪ 1731 01:22:25,070 --> 01:22:27,943 ♪ So, so Get off, get off, get off ♪ 1732 01:22:28,073 --> 01:22:29,770 ♪ Get off of your high chair 1733 01:22:31,990 --> 01:22:34,993 ♪ Don't you know there's Better weather elsewhere ♪ 1734 01:22:37,082 --> 01:22:39,345 ♪ Get your hair out of your eyes ♪ 1735 01:22:39,476 --> 01:22:42,174 ♪ 'Cause you know Your life's been circumcised ♪ 1736 01:22:42,305 --> 01:22:43,915 ♪ Get up boy, get up 1737 01:22:44,046 --> 01:22:45,525 ♪ Get off your ass 1738 01:22:47,353 --> 01:22:48,746 ♪ Get up boy, get up 1739 01:22:49,225 --> 01:22:50,966 ♪ Get off your ass ♪ 1740 01:22:52,619 --> 01:22:54,099 ♪ Get up boy get up 1741 01:22:54,534 --> 01:22:55,971 ♪ Get off your ass ♪ 1742 01:23:01,193 --> 01:23:01,933 [laughing] 1743 01:23:03,326 --> 01:23:06,024 ♪ So get off, Get off, get off ♪ 1744 01:23:06,155 --> 01:23:07,591 ♪ Of your high chair 1745 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:12,813 ♪ Don't you know there's Better weather elsewhere ♪ 1746 01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:17,296 ♪ Get your hair out Of your eyes ♪ 1747 01:23:17,427 --> 01:23:19,690 ♪ Don't you know Your life's been circumcised ♪ 1748 01:23:20,212 --> 01:23:23,346 ♪ Get up boy, get up Get off your ass ♪