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"Below Deck Med..."
- That's what the
guests are eating? Tacos?
- Yes, they like Mexican.
- I get it. You were sick.
I need this.
I have to know that you can do this.
- The primary is Jay Robertson. - Thank you so much.
- So is the boat this way or that way?
- That way. - Let's roll.
- Never leave the guests behind.
- Where's the rest of the group? - Nobody knows we're here.
- Ah, [bleep].
- The guests are coming now. - Oh, you're ----ing kidding me.
- How long until all the food is ready?
- I'll have a margarita.
- I think she forgot the tequila.
- Joao's saving the day and then I ruin it.
- The cabins are really good, babe.
- I'm happy to hear that.
I'm happy. Anastasia is a strong third stew so far.
- Cupcakes bake so fast. - Can you do that?
- I have cooked for 14 people on a 45-foot Bavaria.
My mom's a pastry chef. I got this.
- Oh, my God. Best cake I've ever had.
- Nice work on the bow, Jack.
- It's Travis, but thank you.
- Travis, you're gonna be lead Deck.
If I'm not onboard, you have say.
I don't want to see a man kissing a man in front of me.
- You're a piece of sh--.
Just shut the [bleep] up,
you absolute oxygen thief.
- Just because I'm saying my opinion about gays?
- Your opinion on gays shows your opinion on humanity,
which is ----ing terrible.
- Look at you, it's like some personal feelings
being touched here. - Maybe I've been with men.
Maybe my friends are them.
- Okay. Good for them!
- You should just be quiet.
You should just shut the [bleep] up.
I don't want to hear it!
Homosexuality is natural and you're a ----head.
Sit on the opposite end of this ----ing table from me,
you oxygen thief.
- Hey-oh!
- I'm excited to have some wine. - Me too.
- Oh, God, I'm gonna die! This is my favorite place!
- I think I'm just gonna have a bottle of gin
for dinner to be fair. - Let me out!
- I think we should have a nice dinner with each other.
Do you know what I mean? Come on.
- I don't give a damn. I'll say whatever I think.
- We've had a very heated car ride.
- Wait. What happened? - I'll tell you later.
- Ooh, fancy! - Oh, my God.
- You're good? - Yeah, I'm good.
What happened? What happened?
- Table seating arrangements? I'm closest to the beach.
- Yay.
- What's wine in France? - Vino.
[ laughs ]
- Do you have the Whispering Angel in the magnum?
- Yes. - We drinking beers or what?
- Oh, can I have a beer too?
- Boys are crushing beers on the first night!
- I cannot let Jezabob come out on the first night.
- What is Jezabob? - Jezabob is my alter ego.
- That's not gonna work very well.
- That's not hygienic.
- Don't shove your fingers in it.
- I don't give a [bleep], mate, I wasn't...
- Get the [bleep] out of my galley.
- I'm a leader now. I need to set an example.
Because if they lose respect for me, I'm done.
- You answer that first so I can gauge where you are.
- Oh, yeah?
- That's so funny, 'cause I'm all about that.
- Oh, nice. - That's really good.
- You calmed down now?
- I am calm.
Why is expressing your opinion kind of bad?
- It's not, it's not.
- I actually do have a gay friend.
He was doing my hair when I was 14.
And he's still doing my hair.
And he also doesn't like when his partner
tries to hold his hand in public.
That's why I think my opinion is not wrong at all on that.
- I'm just saying leave it now and just enjoy the dinner.
- What happened?
- Oh, we just started talking about gays.
- Oh?
- And I expressed my honest opinion.
And Travis just said that he won't even sit
at the same table with me.
[speaking Russian]
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yes. Thank you very much.
- That looks lovely.
- Are you sharing your meat with me?
- Look at the size of it, mate. - Oh, my God!
- Do what you need to do.
- My 60-year-old mother grew up in the Republic of Georgia.
There was no openly gay people,
and my mom's still very progressive in her views.
So to blame that on your culture is just a load of sh--.
- Is dinner over yet? - Why?
- Did you hear about what happened in the other car?
- No.
- Mila said something about how she thinks
like being gay is wrong.
And Travis stood up for what he believes in.
I don't really understand why they're--
- You ----ing kidding me? - Yeah.
- I'm in shock.
Yachting is such a multi-cultural industry.
Normally, people who are open-minded aren't homophobic.
I don't want to be anywhere near someone
who has a point of view like that.
- Gonna do it?
I didn't chew it.
- Aesha, M.D.
- What's happening?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- I know what's up. - Let's just go up here.
- Why so quiet, Mila?
- It's a really weird vibe tonight.
Something's off.
- I don't want to work with a ----ing homophobic [bleep]
who can't even cook.
- Someone spews hatred, I'm like [bleep] you.
You're invisible to me.
- I'm glad you said something because that's bullsh--.
- That's a load of bollox.
- This entire time, I've been going,
"You are really a sh--ty, sh--ty chef,
but I like you as a person."
And I wanted to help her.
But in the day and age we live in,
to be thinking like that, that's disgusting.
- Shall we go back? - Okay.
- I'm confused as to what the issue is here.
- Like do you think they're animals?
You ----ing, like...
- What are they discussing? - I don't give a damn.
- What the [bleep] is happening right now?
- I should take her to Fire Island.
Her mind would be blown.
- We're ready to go? - Yeah!
- Merci. - Thank you!
- Hey, girl, keep me calm, 'cause I'm really angry.
- Go ahead.
- I'm with you, mate.
- Hey, ladies. - What the [bleep]?
- I don't see any smiles in that van.
- I just need the mother------ to say away from me
so I don't backhand a bitch and get fired.
- The Hop Store. This is my joint.
- Where we going?
- This is like the yachting hub.
The Hop Store is a yachtie bar
and the beginning of all bad decisions.
- Good to see you, buddy!
- Can we get two pints of Konigsberg?
- What do you want?
- Thank you, Nichol.
- There's to you.
[ screaming ]
- This is definitely a fun crew.
They love to dance, they love to drink.
Maybe a little too outgoing.
Sometimes my opinion hurts people, unfortunately.
- Travis!
But we're all here together and we can be friends.
- Yeah.
Literally, I had six shots in about four minutes.
- Did you hear what happened in their car tonight?
- No.
- Jesus Christ!
Some of my best friends are gay.
Since I was six years old, my mom's best friend,
we called him Auntie Shackles.
He would teach us things like how to put cologne on the back
so when we walked off, everyone could smell us, you know.
He was the sunshine of our lives, and he was gay.
And it's illegal in Zimbabwe, so he had a hard time.
He committed suicide and... yeah.
I absolutely disagree with her.
But she's from a different culture.
Do you know what I mean?
- I'm not okay with someone having that opinion.
- I'm saying you still have to work with her, so...
- Now supposed she gets fired?
I had to not take out one of her dishes because it was that bad.
- Maybe we shouldn't serve the nachos.
- Her cake that she made for the guests tasted like baking soda.
- Oh, it's really... - Really strong.
- I've tried much stronger.
- Her food is sh--.
- That's okay.
- Like what the [bleep] is that?
- Coming up... - Hey, Colin.
There's that box of lines.
Mind your head there, bud, please.
- All right, give me a sec. - Cheers.
- [bleep] Oh!
- Are you all right, bud? Colin!
[bleep]
- Go this way.
We're leaving.
We're going this way now.
- We're going back to the boat.
- Jesus. - Jump in here.
- You all right?
- We're here. - Yay.
- Shoes off, please.
----ing hungry.
- What is she doing?
- I don't know.
- Is it yummy?
- Does anybody have a cigarette?
- You guys are insane.
- I'm going to bed.
- I tried to apologize.
He wouldn't want to speak to me.
- Exactly.
I'm a girl, first of all. I am a Russian girl.
- Probably should.
- You can get in the jacuzzi by yourself.
- Even though her opinions are sh--, she's sexy.
Sexy Hitler. - Goodnight.
- I don't think I can.
What are you doing?
- I'm just cleaning up quick.
- Stop being so good with everything!
- Sleep tight. - Goodnight.
- I'll be out in five minutes.
- Restock the wine fridge and soft drinks.
Let's get this bitch ready for charter, girl.
- Awesome.
- How's it going? - Oi, oh!
- Smells like a brewery in here, eh?
What's happening?
- Not so much. - It's quarter to 10.
20 to 10? When are we starting?
- In 15 minutes.
I'm up. Colin's up. All the girls are up.
You look like dickheads.
Five to 10. See you...
- Cheers, bro.
[bleep]
- Good morning, brother. How are you, man?
- Yes. - Cheers, brother.
- Travis? - What's up?
- I'm sorry my opinion hurt you, okay?
- Oh, you didn't hurt my feelings,
but your opinion hurts humanity.
So that's my opinion on that.
Done. Finished.
- Here he is.
- Like ----ing Shaggy from Scooby-Do.
- Right. Let's crack on.
- Oh, we're not working too hard today, are we?
- Is that big hose down there?
Oh, my God, you're an animal!
- Joao? Hannah? Mila?
Please meet me in the crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting.
- Copy that.
- Copy. - Copy.
- How's everyone? - Good.
- Good.
- Guess who's coming back? - Who?
- My friend, Dr. Jennifer Berman.
- Vibrator lady.
- You brought me a gift? - Yeah.
Your clitoris goes in there. It sucks and it blows.
- Oh, boy.
- Dr. Jennifer Berman is a world-renowned urologist
and L.A.'s top vaginal rejuvenation expert.
She and her group of her closest friends
are coming back this time to board a yacht
that actually leaves the dock.
That's funny.
There are like seven-foot seas out there.
- Is that right? - That's so lame.
- Jennifer would like to lay in the sun
and for the crew to keep the drinks flowing.
- Jennifer Berman came last year
and Sandy was definitely on high alert.
- Hey, am I ever gonna get that toast?
- For ----'s sake.
- Ridiculous.
- So my main focus this charter is having all the girls
on service making sure those glasses stay filled.
There cannot be one mistake.
- So she likes Indian, Italian, Greek and French,
salads and light fare, not too heavy.
It's the second charter and I have to prove myself
after the sickness.
Of course, I feel a huge pressure.
I got this.
- Okay. I believe you do.
Just make sure the presentation's there, okay?
- Yes.
Can you please provide some assistance
in the galley for her?
- Absolutely.
- Thank you.
- Yes.
- And if you need anything, you're gonna ask me.
- Thank you, Captain. - Okay. Thank you.
- Thank you, Sandy.
- Are you done in here? - Yes.
- Right, mother----er. Let's do this.
- I'm so glad that we get on well.
-Yeah. The three of us are so good.
- There is like the one dumb thing about being the chef,
is like you're kind of on your own.
- But at the same time, I miss being the chef
because no one ever really gets praise
except for the chef, you know. - Yes.
- I'm like busting my ass like making their beds,
wiping down their nasty ass showers...
- Yes!
- Like doing all this sh-- and no one has ever like,
- Doing their laundry.
- "Hey, thank you for my clean bed.
Thanks for my clean bathroom." - Yes!
- Looks all right in here, yeah?
- Hey, Colin...
Can you grab it?
- Yeah. - Sorry, mate.
- Aw, it's all good.
- Mind your head there, bud, please.
- You need two?
- No. We just need the longest one.
- All right, give me a sec. - Cheers.
[ clatter ] - [bleep]
Oh! - Are you all right, bud?
Are you all right? Colin!
Are you okay?
- Coming up...
- We have a shrimp and pineapple salad,
grilled salmon. Bon Appetit.
- Is that the crab, Jen? I'm gonna eat that.
- How is it?
- Hey, Colin, there's
that box of lines.
Should be a red line in there.
Can you grab it?
- All right, give me a sec. - Cheers.
[ clatter ] - [ bleep ]
Oh!
- Are you all right, bud? Are you all right?
[ Colin gasps ]
- Do you need helping out?
- I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Aw, [bleep].
Smashed my eye too.
Yeah, that... that hurt a lot.
How's your arm? - It's all right.
- Not broken.
- Yeah, that's a nice bruise on there, mate.
Let's see it. Let's go in and have a sit-down.
- Yeah.
- I don't do pills. - Okay.
- Sometimes I'm allergic to some of them.
I'm only a couple of days into the yachting season,
and I think I'm getting signs that maybe I shouldn't be here.
- Mila? Mila?
Do you want to come and deal with the provisions?
- Thank you. - Thanks.
- I'm hungry. - Me too.
- Oh, yeah.
I'm just always ready for action.
Do you want to know the grossest thing I've ever done in my life?
So when I was like eight...
I put my finger up my bum...
- Okay, I'm outta here.
- I put my finger up my bum
until I felt the bottom of the log.
And then I tracked it as it came out.
And I was like, okay, so that's like the way that poo comes out.
- Why would you do that?
You naturally know where it's coming from anyway.
- Yeah, but I wanted to feel it.
Like she knows she's embarrassing herself
and she doesn't care.
Like, it's such a good quality.
[ chuckles ]
- Joao, Joao, I have ordered a water bike
and it's arrived.
- Copy. Coming up.
- It's a water bike?
- Yeah, Jack.
- We're gonna go have a little meeting.
- Oh, we gotta put it together as well?
- What the [bleep] is this?
- So this next charter that's coming on
is one of Sandy's friends.
She is very used to a high standard.
Just focus on service.
And just over-communicate with me this charter, okay?
- Yeah. - Okay, thanks, girlies.
- Christ!
I don't understand what that's for, but cool.
- Is it done?
- Have you got a picture of what it looks like?
- No, mate.
Jack's an engineer.
But, I mean, how did you get to
where you are with not following direct instructions?
- What is that thing there?
- That's for your propeller, mate.
That's how you move.
- All crew, all crew! Guest arrival is at noon.
- Jack? - What?
- Can you please take these? Here you go.
- You're welcome.
- Looking good!
- I'm so happy that the sun is out.
- There it is. - Wow! Gorgeous!
- Where's Sandy? There she is!
Yay, so happy to see you. - I'm so happy you're back.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. How are you?
- Jessica. - Anastasia, nice to meet you.
- Hannah. - Nice to meet you.
- Hello, hi. - How are you?
- Thank you for giving me another chance.
Hannah's gonna show you around the boat.
The guys are gonna load your luggage.
And then we're gonna take off.
- Yay! Today? - Yes.
We're gonna go to Cannes where you wanted to go...
- Yay!
- Welcome aboard.
- Would you like some champagne?
- Thank you.
- Okay, guys. Come with me.
- We were wondering if there's a jacuzzi on this one.
- There is.
- Beautiful! Look at that.
- This is the master.
- Wow, this is beautiful!
- Then you have your bathroom through here.
- Wow, it's kind of 1980s.
You can see people going pee and poo in there.
- Just say I'm using the restroom and they won't come in.
- Got it? Got it? - Yeah.
- This is the closet here. There's plenty of space.
- Would you like a bit more? - Absolutely.
- Leave some for me, Colleen, all right?
- Deck Team, Deck Team...
- Joao? Sandy.
Go ahead and drop the ground lines.
- We are clear of all lines. - Thank you.
- 15 meters off the dock.
All clear of traffic.
Port and starboard side all clear.
- Joao is doing a really great job
because he cares, because he wants that.
- Look at you! - It's amazing.
- There's Sandy.
- You look so cute in there!
- I look like Elaine when I'm doing this sexy dance
when she does the, like...
Men are actually walking away.
[ chuckles ]
- You into the beads?
- Yeah. I actually am.
- All right, we're gonna drop the anchor.
- Anchor's on the ground.
- Lock it down.
- So we do water, wine and bread, yeah?
- And while we do that, I'm plating.
- Okay.
- Now is this permanent seating arrangements?
- No. [ chuckling ]
- Just push it onto the flat.
- For lunch, I've been working with the crab meats.
I'm not a big crab fan after my shrimp poisoning especially.
[ coughing ]
But you have to know how to make it.
- Sure. Thank you.
- And this is?
- No claws.
- You know what we've done which is real dumb?
- What's that?
[ laughs ]
Pull these out and then we'll move the bike around.
- Okay, this is some nibbles to start with.
All right, they're coming around.
Slow down, slow down.
- Turn it around.
- Is that the crab, Jen? I'm gonna eat that.
It's a little fishy.
- Mm-hmm. - Super fishy, yeah.
- Shrimp salad.
- We have a shrimp and pineapple salad,
tuna tataki, grilled salmon.
Bon Appetit.
- I'm not eating that.
- It's fishy. - Yeah.
- That French crab is supposed to taste like that?
- Woo.
- You are flying.
- Hey, Sandy. - How is it?
- The crab was fishy,
the shrimp is slimy, like weird consistency.
But otherwise, it's good. - Really?
The presentation was a lot better, but did we buy bad fish?
Or was it Mila?
I'm taking care of this.
I'm gonna get you different food.
- This was really slimy.
- Okay.
- It's Jennifer's second charter with me.
I so want to knock it out of the park for her.
And, of course, my friends,
they're not gonna sugarcoat it like the last charter.
- Chris, I wouldn't eat that if you paid me.
- I just gotta find out what the [bleep] is going on.
Mila? - Yes?
- Okay, so we have a problem.
- I wouldn't eat
that if you paid me.
- Mila, we have a problem.
The crab was very fishy. The shrimp is very slimy.
- Sandy just said to...
- I'm making them take all the fish off the table.
- No! - Let me finish.
I don't want anyone to get food poisoning.
- This is new?
- Yeah, this is from the freezer.
- You gotta make them something else.
I particularly don't think that tastes good.
- Nope, I'm not eating that.
- I can take that for you.
- Taste it.
- I feel awful.
I ordered fresh shrimp.
I'm getting frozen shrimp from Vietnam.
- It doesn't taste good.
- So, I mean, like if it's not a good quality,
what can you do about it?
- Can you grill a piece of chicken really?
- Yeah, sure.
- Frank asked for a grilled cheese sandwich.
- So can you make a grilled cheese sandwich?
- Sure. - Okay.
I'm feeling frustrated because your food
isn't matching your photographs.
These are yours. - I know.
- I need this. - Those are mine.
- You're either sinking the boat or you're floating the boat.
And right now, Mila is sinking the boat.
Anastasia, could you please head to the galley
and help Mila with lunch?
- All right.
Well, at least I'll lose a couple of pounds.
- Okay, what's happening?
- They want a grilled cheese sandwich.
- It's awful. - I know.
- Could you help me, bro? - To do what?
- We're gonna throw this slide over.
- Can you grab me the butter, please?
- Thank you. - Of course.
- Thank you.
Just get a bottle of champagne,
I'll be like swigging it one swig,
tossing the glass off the back of the jet ski.
[ chuckles ]
- Hey, man, I'm ----ing tired.
- All right. Slide?
- Slide. Oh, lovely.
- Us Americans, we know how to make grilled cheese.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- I'm hungry, mate. Let's get this slide done.
- Here we go, Frank.
- Oh, thank you so much. Too kind, too kind.
- Oh, toys! Ooh! Look at that.
- Mm, it's nice.
And old women, they could teach you some stuff.
- These better?
- Would you like any dessert or shall we just finish?
- Jen likes dessert. - I do, but I'm good.
- Cool. Okay.
- Deck Crew, I think they're gonna come
and play with the toys now.
- They don't want any more food.
This lunch has been an epic failure.
The charter guests are unhappy, Sandy's unhappy.
Not only is Mila a homophobe,
she also can officially not cook.
[ sighs ] Okay.
- Good afternoon! - Hi!
We're coming to the water sportage.
- What would you like?
- You're flying over there,
going between yachts and everything.
[ shrieks ]
- He's like a child!
- I don't want your friends having that sort of food.
What I've been thinking is how about
I keep Anastasia in the galley?
- That's great.
- Yeah? - Yes.
This season, Hannah's doing an amazing job.
She has drive, she's focused.
She has a completely different energy.
- Do we just put her in there to "help" her at the moment?
- For now, yes, until I have a conversation.
- How'd I do? - Are you kidding me?
- All right, that's enough now. Get on the boat and relax.
- Yeah, baby!
- Can I grab you for two seconds to give me a hand?
- Yeah. - Thank you.
Okay, so if it's okay with you,
I'm gonna put you in the galley with her.
- With her? - With her.
- Okay, I was like...
- Not on your own, no, no, no.
You'll be in there helping her.
And then you can help us when you can.
- It feels good to be able to step up for my team.
But now I'm thinking of a thousand ----ing things
that I need to do.
What am I gonna feed these people?
- Don't take any sh-- from her.
You don't work for her. You're there to help her
which is something that shouldn't even be happening.
- Okay. - Thank you, lovely.
- Of course.
- No.
- I got along with everybody last season.
This season is a little different.
They're all nice people.
They're just not my type of people
that I would hang out with.
- Yeah.
- Even though I'm feeling a little homesick,
I fell into a bilge.
So I'm pretty sure I'm considered a yachtie now.
- So what were you supposed to do for dinner tonight?
- When's your break?
I don't seem to have one on this boat, do I?
- Mila, I'm gonna give you Anastasia for the rest
of this charter to help you in the galley.
- Okay. - Okay?
- I'm just like scared to cook for them
with Anastasia or without.
- Like, Mila, I'm so sorry,
but I understand what their problem is.
The quality's just not there.
I'm just letting you know Anastasia's gonna be helping you
for the rest of the charter, okay?
- Thank you.
- Coming up... - I left you all some gifts.
I gave you one of these last year, and this one is smarter.
- One goes in the vagina, one goes in the butt.
[ chuckles ] - Oh, my.
- Careful.
- Jennifer is driving a jet ski.
- Absolutely.
It was really fun.
- So how many courses were you going to do?
- Okay.
What if we did like a citrus Carpaccio with grapefruit,
orange, no meat?
- Fruit.
- Really? Okay.
- We'll get through it.
I have so much sympathy for what Mila's going through
on a personal level.
- But on a professional level, I don't have sympathy.
It's -----up after -----up.
I get it. It's hard, but like come on.
We just got to pull it together.
- I'm going to have to give Anastasia to the galley.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna need some, like-- - No worries.
- Yeah. - Cool, just let us know.
- So they're putting Anastasia into the galley.
- Hi.
- How are you doing, honey?
- I'm in the galley with Mila.
- Hannah came and got me. It was just like she needs help.
So I was trying to create a menu for tonight.
My mom is my rock.
It's always just been us. And my mom's a chef.
I grew up in the kitchen.
I've watched her cook since I've had memories.
I'm gonna do a citrus Carpaccio with some raspberry sea salt
and some micro greens.
- I'm pretty much a direct reflection of my mom.
She's always like, if you're not doing the best,
then you're not the best or you're not working hard enough.
- Thank you.
- Love you. Bye. - Love you. Bye.
- Yeah! - Oh, so cute.
Look how cute we are. - Oh, that's adorable!
- Look how cute we are.
- What is your dinner menu?
- Beef filet with asparagus.
Honestly, I just feel so bad. I'm like...
- This is not personal.
This is about quality. I need to have quality.
- What's happening, bro?
- You guys want drinks? - Nope.
- I do. - What would you like?
- Don Julio cosmo and an ashtray.
- Okay, sure.
- Am I the only alcoholic in the ----ing crew?
[ crying ]
Aesha? Aesha?
Change quickly into your whites, yeah?
- Copy.
- Mila?
You okay? - Yeah.
- What? This?
- I need one. I need something.
- Where's my ashtray? Where's my drink?
Does anyone have a ----ing lighter?
- There you go.
- Thank you. Do you have an ashtray?
Oh, oh. I love you.
[ chuckles ]
- It's a ----ing orgy with my husband
and all the vaginas!
- Sharing is caring.
- Regardless of what boat I'm working on
or what position I am, you'll always find me in the galley.
- You want me to be on two 'til the morning.
- Like sex? - Yeah.
- Deck Crew, Deck Crew, if someone's free,
a hand in the galley would be greatly appreciated.
- Yeah, copy that.
- Colin and Jack, one of you on break now, yeah?
If you are, then we can swap out.
- I'm just doing a bit of work in the galley.
- Are you supposed to be on break now?
I'll come and swap you out.
- [bleep]. He's a tool there.
- I'm gonna piss him off, aren't I?
- Jack is one of those guys that will do
the absolute minimal amount of work to not get fired.
- In that case, mate, just keep going.
- Oh, [bleep] off!
- This is where the party is.
- Okay, sauce ready.
- Confident for dinner? - Yes, ma'am.
- My little super star.
- Mm-hmm.
How you want to plate it?
- Salad in the middle. - Do we need to do it together?
- Oh, I'm good. You carry on with those.
At this point, I'll do anything to help.
I'll make the salad. She can make the steaks.
I hope that Mila knows I'm not there
because I think I'm better
and I'm like, "Put me in the game, coach."
- The Carpaccio.
- But I also don't want to serve sh--ty food.
Oh, that's pretty.
- I left you all some gifts.
- Ooh, presents. - Yes.
- Oh, boy. - This one's for Sandy...
- Okay. - My dear friend.
I gave you one of these last year, and this one is smarter.
So last season, Jen kept the vibrators behind closed doors.
And this season, they're right there on the dinner table.
- Smarter?
- It learns your likes and dislikes.
- But I guess at least that's one thing
that's appetizing on the table.
- Is this like a Fitbit?
- Show me how to use it, Jennifer.
- I am a virgin when it comes to this.
- Deck Crew, have I got one of you guys on service tonight?
- Hannah?
- That sounds very promising, Travis.
- What is that?
- It's gonna put boys out of business.
- Is that a vibrator? - It is.
- Oh, my God! Can I have that?
- Seriously?
Oh, my God.
- No, I've got one in my room.
Is that the updated version?
- Anastasia? Anastasia?
Let's get going with those starters.
- There's two pieces to it.
One goes in the vagina, one goes in the butt.
- Oh, my.
- Ready to go? - Yep.
- Wonderful.
- Thank you.
- So to start with this evening, you have a citrus salad
with a lemon vinaigrette on a bed of arugula
with raspberry sea salt.
- Looks delicious. - Bon Appetit. Enjoy.
- Thank you. - All right.
When I make something for somebody, whether it be a salad
or a friendship bracelet or whatever it is that I create,
I need validation.
Please like it. We need this one.
We need just one.
- Wow, that is very good.
- It is good.
It's very good.
- Do you like it? - I do like it.
- Yeah. - It's very good.
- The flavors just pop in your mouth.
- Beautiful presentation. They love it.
- Thank you. They love it?
- Yes. - Thank God.
- Can you just look at this? This is fantastic.
Chris, look!
- Right now, I'm looking at that salt.
You can pass that salt, now?
- Hectic?
- I'm just down a girl. - Yeah.
- I'm trying to get the cabins done
at the same time as service.
- I could give it my best shot in cabins
if you like if someone shows me.
- You can go down and help Aesha.
- I'll go help them out. - Thank you.
Never in a million years did I think I'd be saying this,
but I actually seem to be getting along with Joao.
He's actually helping me.
And I don't want to punch him in the face
every time I look at him.
- Do you want to dry those for me?
- [bleep]
Right after I draw a sweet ass dick.
- Aesha? - Yeah?
- Are you naked? - No.
- Can I help you?
- Do you want to help do this bed?
- Yeah, sure.
- Wonderful.
- Okay, meat is ready. - Okay.
Take it out and, yes, put it on this.
- No, no, no.
I just want to keep it still here.
Let it...
- Okay, if you keep it in the pan, it's gonna overcook.
- Okay, it's not gonna be overcooked.
But I am the chef and I'm the one who is cooking.
so [bleep] off. - Okay.
So as far as plating goes, asparagus in the middle,
steak on top?
- Are you telling me how to do it or...
- I'm asking you.
Are you having attitude with me right now?
- No, I'm not. - Okay.
I'm asking do you want me to take a spoon and...
- Asparagus maybe like this, steak on top, puree...
- What is it?
- Okay, the ones with garnish go.
- Right, mate? Me being top waiter?
- He has never jerked off in his entire...
I asked him to jerk off!
- Chris has some issues! - I don't have issues!
- Yes, you do!
It is our mission to get Chris masturbating
before the end of this trip.
So for your main course this evening,
you have a beef filet on a bed of asparagus with a beef jus.
Bon Appetit.
- Men want to jerk off like three times a day, right?
- Probably.
- Yeah. - I see the most patients.
They say they masturbate like three times a day.
- Yeah, that's what I thought. - Can't believe it.
- Jennifer's got the rack out.
It's lovely. - Lovely!
- That real clean front view is...
[ chuckles ]
- Need me for anything else?
- Are you off now, yeah? - At 10, yeah.
But I helped like bringing dishes and stuff.
- No, bud. - You sure?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
- Do you like your steak? No?
Jennifer, do you like your steak?
- I don't really eat steak, but, yeah, it's good.
What do you think of it? - It's okay.
- I would say it's a little bit plain, but it's dry.
- Frank, is yours dry? - No.
- Mine wasn't dry. - Mine was good. Meat's good.
- Delicious.
She likes it and she's a steak eater.
- Come on.
- Sandy? - Yes?
- So Jessie and Frank eat in the best steakhouses
in New York. And she says that this is...fine.
- The word fine... - No, very acceptable.
- Acceptable and fine is...
- People don't charter a super yacht for just "fine food".
They don't like it. - They don't?
- Okay, so we failed today in the food sense.
- What can we do for tomorrow?
- Next on "Below Deck Med"...
- Do you have a little thing for Jack?
- You know, you're not supposed to be
attracted to your brothers, right?
- You know what I mean.
- She's flirting with the guys.
- I'd be willing to risk my life to bang Dr. Jen.
- I'm friendly, I'm kind.
Right now, I'm getting pissed. - Okay.
- Anastasia needs to cook because your food is sh--.
Boom. There!
- I need those dishes to be washed.
I need this trash to be taken out first.
- I've copped so much more work now
because you are a ----ing dickhead.
- I'm sorry. You're a good person.
[ chuckles ]
You did nothing wrong, nothing.
- I'm gonna go skinny dipping.
- Get back to nature a little bit.
- What the [bleep] do you think you're doing right now?
- Mila, what is this for?
- Oh, it's just something I wanted to cook.
- No? Okay.
and Sandy doesn't either.
- If they don't like my food, then that's on them.
- What are we gonna do?
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