- Previously on
"Below Deck Med"...
- I have to let you go.
I'm really sorry.
Do you think you could fill in as chef?
- These are good to go.
- Killing it, dude. - Mm.
- That's amazing. - You know what you're doing.
Can you not see that from... - No, I can't.
I can't believe I just did that.
- Watch your hands.
- Stop! Stop!
- That, that, that and that.
- Hannah's pretty sexy, you know.
and then also rack city.
- Oh, that works pretty well. - Yeah, bud.
- Anastasia's good. I don't think she's good enough.
- We've had one deckhand leave us and go into the galley,
one deckhand who can hardly work...
Anastasia thought with her ego when she took the position.
I'm getting my ----ing deckhand back.
- $27,000.
[ cheering ] - Holy sh--!
- 50% of that charter is what I ----ing put on that plate.
- No! Bullsh--.
You have a choice. - Say no?
- Yes!
You don't have to do what you don't want to do.
No, you're not.
- Where are you going? Want me to come?
- Why does being honest [bleep] me over?
Don't mention it to her.
- Babe, you okay?
- It's just so intense, like...
I just needed a little pep talk
and he's like, "Blah, blah, blah, blah!"
Read my face, dude. Tell me I'm great.
- Look how much you just bossed that last charter.
You got this, man!
- I actually think that Joao's kind of right about this.
But you don't need to tell her she's not a seven star chef.
- We're telling her not to be stressed.
- All right, babe?
- Don't [bleep] off again, you little mouse.
- No more work sh--. - Don't talk about work no more.
- It's annoying that the honest person
is the bad person.
- Hi! [ shrieking ]
- Three tequila, yeah?
Can you have a shot with me? Tequila?
- We're going to have a shot. - I don't drink.
Another one. Tequila.
- Oh my gosh.
- Just wants to make everyone feel smaller than him.
And just wants to be Billy Big Balls
when he's just a ----ing dickhead.
- Yeah, nice, mate.
- Oh, my gosh.
- If Joao wants to be disrespectful...
- I think it's time to go.
- Well, let's go back to the boat.
- This is so much fun.
- Hey, hey!
- Hey, hey! Don't do that.
- Get off me! - Just relax.
- Get off me, then.
- Joao, you go over there.
- I'm gonna go back to the boat.
- Go over there. - Just relax.
- Bullsh--!
- This is embarrassing. I live here.
- Everyone's ----ing annoying me, man.
- Get in. - Why is he so angry?
- Because he's an asshole.
- Why was Travis throwing sh-- at the ----ing enclosed gate?
- Why did he act like [bleep]?
- Honestly, [bleep] him...
- These guys need to ----ing wake up, man.
- You're better than them. You know that.
- Don't you ----ing scoff at me.
I can dance however the [bleep] I want.
- I just think they all need to grow up, that's all.
- Okay.
- Get outta here!
- Calm.
- [bleep], man. You first.
- [bleep].
- 10:00 wakeup, eh?
- You don't get up at 10:00,
you're not coming back to work, mate.
- Lovely.
- But if you have an attitude, you're fired.
- My girls.
[ alarm clock sounds ]
- Could use just like 29 more hours of sleep.
- ♪ Bonjour ♪
- Hey, dude, did I lose my sh-- with Travis last night?
- Um, a little bit. - You know what the story was?
- Travis was trying to throw a chair at a closed gate.
And then you were like holding him like this.
Then we tried to like break you guys up
and you guys were yelling.
- That's not good.
I've really disappointed myself right now.
It's amazing how you can spend a year
changing something that you don't like about yourself.
- What's Jazabub? - Jazabub is my alter ego.
- Pop for a minute? For a minute? Oy!
- And all it takes is one moment to bring back.
- Right. Give me like two seconds.
- Okay, cool.
- If I lose control of myself on a night out,
then I lose control of my team.
- Can I lie with you? - Yes.
- I wonder what the new girl's gonna be like?
I kind of don't want a new person to come.
- Yeah.
- I thought it was a really fun night, though, in general.
- He wants you so bad.
- I'm definitely not looking for a boyfriend or anything serious.
But Travis is like a cute puppy to play with.
He's there.
- A lot.
- We gotta sort the lines out. - Yeah.
- Pull it as I feed it to you. - Need a little bit more.
- You ready? - Yeah, go ahead.
- [bleep] mates. There's so much sh-- there.
- What's up, boys? - What's up?
- Need to get cracking on work.
- What time is it? - It's 10:00.
- Cool, man. - Cool.
- Yeah.
- I want to maintain a relationship with my crew.
And in doing so, I'm being slightly lenient with them.
- Where are they? - In bed.
- Right now? - Yeah.
I can't come down with an iron fist
if I'm not leading by example.
I wish I could trust them
as much as I trust myself in doing jobs.
- Are they awake?
- Yeah, they're getting up.
So ----ing frustrating.
- Joao, Hannah, Anastasia,
crew mess for a pref sheet meeting.
- Copy. - Copy.
- This isn't like an, "Ooh, you're just
helping in the galley a little bit."
Like, "Nope, you're chef now."
- It was good. Nice charter. - Very nice.
- Thank you.
- Jackie Siegel is a socialite.
She and her husband were featured in the documentary,
"The Queen of Versailles",
about the 90,000 square foot mansion
they've been building for over a decade.
Jackie is eager to take a trip with her friends.
Also joining Jackie will be Jackie's son, Steven,
and his wife, Janessa.
- For her son's birthday, the primary would like
blow-up dolls as a joke.
- We can do that.
- She'd like a picnic at the top of Eze.
That's gonna be gorgeous.
Eze is one of the most beautiful places.
It's on a clifftop overlooking the entire Med.
The views are just priceless.
The primary would like a "Celebration of Life" dinner
the second night to honor
the life of her late daughter, Victoria.
Oh, my gosh.
- I actually know who they are because I'm from Florida.
- Yeah. - They're very philanthropic.
They give back to the community. - That's good.
- That's fantastic to know.
- Now I know that we're down a crew member.
We're getting a new crew member. - Is she joining this morning?
- Yeah. You know, with Travis, you got him on deck.
He doesn't need to be in the galley all the time
unless she requires him.
Are you ready?
- Mm-hmm. - She's fine.
[ laughs ]
- Okay, cool.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- [bleep].
I love sausages.
- Very dusty.
- Hey, you. - Hey.
- I would really like to apologize for last night.
That was so stupid. I should never have done that.
- Thank you. - Sorry. I really am sorry.
- Thank you for apologizing.
I really don't like people who are judgmental
because I grew up with a mother with addiction.
I saw a lot of people judging her.
And it's like you don't know her.
She's actually the most amazing mother in the world.
Now she's come out the other side,
and she's doing really well.
- Thank you. Sorry about that.
- For now, I'll play nice.
But if he tries to do it again,
then it's gonna be something different.
[ whistling ]
- Do you want a coffee or something, my fam?
- You look so pretty.
- I'm gonna do a little bit of shopping.
- You ass looks good in those shorts.
- I am so nervous, but right now this galley is mine.
I need to know what's out there.
- Can we see her mansion?
Who needs a house that big?
- Ugh, it's so tacky.
- You could build so much cooler sh-- for that much money.
- What are you doing? - Writing Jack a list.
I'm learning that there is no one way to manage any person.
So I need a different approach.
Let's beat this after breakfast, mate.
- This is a bit long.
- You've been in here the whole time and not working.
- Okay. - Yep.
- I'm gonna take all day doing that, the whole day.
- What's this? - Oh, hello.
[ laughs ]
- Captain Sandy? Colin.
Looks like our new stew's walking down the dock.
- Coming up...
- Am I supposed to like unpack myself?
'Cause I don't know where Hannah is.
- Hannah, Hannah, can you please come to the bridge?
- Looks like our new stew's
walking down the dock.
- Captain Sandy up here?
- Yeah.
- Hi. - So you are...
- June.
- June. I know your name. - Oh, okay.
- I'd just like... - Oh, deck and stew.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- I don't really need anyone on deck.
I need them more in the interior.
- Perfect. I've always been a bartender or server.
But also, I love traveling, so I put
two of my favorite roles together and got into yachting.
- Your qualifications look great.
- Oh, good.
I've been working the south of France for four months.
I can't speak a lick of French, but I don't think I ever will.
[ laughs ]
- Fine dining. That's awesome.
- Yeah. - All right, great.
- Hi. Hannah. - Hello. I'm June.
- This is Joao...
- Hi. How are you? - The bosun.
- Good. I'm June. - Perfect.
Okay, we pick up charter today.
- Okay. - Good luck.
- Okay, awesome.
- Come with me. I'll show you your cabin.
It's definitely not an ideal situation to have a stewardess
come onboard like two hours before we pick up charter.
- Welcome, homes. - Hi, how are you?
- Hi. Aesha. Nice to meet you.
- You too.
- I'm really hoping that Aesha can step in
and show her how it's done.
- So this is your cabin. - This one?
- Yeah. Oh, up. That one. Sorry.
I've got my sh-- like everywhere.
- This is like one of the dirtiest girls I've ever met.
- I'll clean it up later. - No worries.
- Bonjour.
Can I use this for lamb?
- "The Queen of Versailles", I mean, like these people
come from a lot of ----ing money.
And they're used to fine dining.
We are in the south of France.
You have the finest ingredients in the world.
This is what I need to wow the pants off of these guests.
Thank you so much. - N'est cest pas.
- Have a great day.
- I'm just gonna show you where everything is.
- Okay.
- Liquors, tea pots, ice machine.
- This looks lovely, Jackson.
Way better.
For some reason, Joao's written the same thing,
what he's been telling me to do every day, on a list.
Like that's gonna make a difference.
Don't be getting crumbs anywhere.
[ chuckles ]
----ing get a plate.
- Can you help me get two eggplants cut in half
and stabbed with forks? - Yep.
- Sweet ass.
- Cheers. - Thanks.
- I feel so off today. - Feel off?
- Yeah. I'm just like not organized. Ugh.
- So this is the master.
Primarily, you'll be doing cabins and laundry.
- I mean, I'm comfortable anywhere you put me.
It's a bit intimidating walking on the boat
with everyone already have formed relationships.
So I just want to learn as much as I can
in this short amount of time.
I'm gonna be a sponge.
- So, apart from work, have you got a boyfriend?
- Um... - Kind of?
[ laughs ]
- I know that situation.
[ laughs ]
- No. At home, I'm always traveling, so...
- Yeah. It makes it hard, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
- Dude, we've got like... - Oh!
- Oh, wow. - Sea urchins.
- All crew? Everybody in their uniforms.
- If you have any questions or anything,
don't hesitate to ask anybody but me
because I don't know what I'm doing.
[ laughs ]
- June's gorgeous.
I'm excited to have another American to kind of talk to
because she's the only person I can understand on the boat.
- Three charters already. I feel like I missed a lot.
- We've got such a cool crew and like...
- It seems just chill, yeah. - Yeah.
- I think this is it right here. - I don't know.
- Oh, we're gonna get crazy!
- They're gonna be a lot of work.
- Hi! - Welcome.
I'm your captain. Sandy.
- I thought I was gonna get a guy captain.
You are beautiful. - Thank you.
Welcome. - It's a pleasure to meet you.
- This is the rest of my crew. - Hi.
- Hello. - Hi. I'm Sandy.
- Sandy. Oh, my gosh!
- Nice to meet you, I'm Joao. - Nice to meet you.
- Welcome.
The deck crew's gonna load your luggage
and then we're gonna take off.
- Sounds good. - Woo!
- If you follow me, I will show you
your home for the next few days.
- Champagne? - Great.
- Gotta start it off right. - Here's to the fun!
- So this will be where we do all your meal service.
- Gorgeous. - This is the most prettiest.
- This is where the jacuzzi fun happens.
- Nice. - Oh, here's the exercise room.
- Okay, I don't do exercise.
- Why would you want to work out on holidays?
- Because for me, every day is a holiday.
- Oh. - Could you get me a radio?
- Yeah, ma'am. - Thanks.
- This Jackie's room, this is the master suite.
- Wow! - The queen.
- Boy, I feel like winded running up those stairs.
Do you have an elevator here? - No.
- Excited? - Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm pretty frothing.
- Hey, Steve. - Hey, Jacqueline.
- This is one of my favorite sons right here.
- Aw, thank you.
I married into acquiring him.
- A modern miracle.
- Let's do that sh--.
- Rail's in. - Stand by to go.
- Let both ground lines go, please.
- Copy.
- All bow lines in, Cap.
- Starboard side all clear, stern is all clear.
- Bon voyage! - Bon voyage!
- Yay! - Clearing the breakwater.
We are all clear all round.
- We'll do lunch at like 2 or 2:30?
- Sure. That'd be great. - Sure.
- Am I allowed up here?
- Oh, my God, yes! - Oh my God. Look at this.
- Oh, you guys have a nice view.
- Isn't it great?
- Am I supposed to like unpack myself?
I don't know where Hannah is.
- Hannah, to the bridge. - On my way.
- Our house is so big, we have to use our cell phones
to call each other. - Hi.
- Are we supposed to unpack ourselves or...
- No. I can get one of the girls to unpack for you.
- I just feel like I'm missing out a little bit.
Okay, great. - Okay.
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
- So she wants us to go and unpack for her.
- That is annoying.
- Like if this was in the same bag together,
like that goes with that.
- Oh, that's an outfit? - Yeah.
- Okay. Sure.
This is so classic.
- Like I get confused like what goes with what.
- Yeah, no worries.
- And someone else packed for me.
- Yeah. I've seen it quite a lot being in yachting.
When people have been that babied,
it's like part of their brain just shuts down
and just wait to get told what to do.
- Oh, here's my bathing suit.
- It's a little calamari. You want to try it?
- Is it good? - Very nice.
- I feel weird about this charter, you know.
- You're just doing what you did on the last charter.
It's like, what can go wrong? - Yeah.
- All right, we're gonna drop the anchor.
- Copy that.
- Champagne? - Yes, thank you.
- You are welcome.
- We always do the bread stick on the table.
- You want me to do napkins? - Yeah, is it all good?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Ready? - Yeah, go ahead.
- Do two shackles.
- [bleep]. Neither hooks on, Colin.
- Nothing? - Anchor going down?
- Oh, Jesus!
Guys! Surely, we're not gonna start
the first day of charter like this.
- Lord, come on.
- Coming up...
- I'm gonna bring up the rear. - Oh, my gosh!
- Whoa!
- What is that?
- Just get the anchor down,
please.
- Oh, Jesus.
- I need to take this off, mate.
- Yeah, drop starboard.
He's an engineer.
Surely, you know that you need to take the brake off
for the anchor to drop.
- Okay, we're good. I felt it grab.
- ----ing anchor lock.
- It's a pain in the ass, isn't it?
- For lunch, I'm gonna do a Mediterranean buffet
with falafel, pita, hummus, calamari.
- How's it going, chef?
- Great. Just trying to get prepped.
I'm beyond nervous to serve this first meal.
- Deck team, you can go ahead with launching the toys.
Travi, I'll need you. - Be there in a second, mate.
- Cheers, bud.
- You ready for me to go and seat them, darling?
- Five more minutes, please. - Okay.
I'm really hoping that Anastasia's promotion
doesn't go to her head.
Because we'll end up fighting every day,
pretty much like every other chef I work with.
- You and I can do the slide.
Just get it set up?
- You all right, man? You don't seem yourself.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Ready? - Yep.
- You guys are welcome to be seated
whenever you're ready. - Let's eat!
- This is ready.
- I can crack on with doing this, mate.
- Okay, cool, bud. Thanks.
- Here comes our food.
- I feel bad they have to go up and down the stairs.
- So for lunch, you have a Greek salad, tabouli,
grilled chicken breast, calamari,
pizza bread, baba ganoush, hummus and chickpea patties.
- Perfect. - This looks amazing.
- What is this? Hummus?
- Wow, the calamari is fantastic.
- I'm gonna go check the laundry.
Rotate it. - Okay.
- How is the food? - Fantastic.
- Yeah? So what are we having for dinner?
- Let me find out from her.
- What's for dinner?
- It's going to be lamb.
- It's lamb for dinner. - Oh, yes!
- For tonight, since we're having lamb,
do you have mint jelly?
- Yeah, I'm sure we do. - Oh, great.
- Okay.
- I don't think it gets better than having Mediterranean food
in the Mediterranean on a yacht.
- Yeah, exactly. - With great service.
- All good. - Yeah, all sweet.
- For the lamb, can she have mint jelly on the side?
- I don't know how to make mint jelly.
I have no ----ing clue.
- How was your lunch?
- Oh, my God, it was unbelievable!
- Have you guys ridden jet-skis before?
- Yes. - All right, here we go!
- Woo-hoo!
- Oh, my God!
- Have you still been doing stew duties?
- No, I am officially the chef.
- Yeah.
Where you from? - Vermont.
- I'm from Arizona. - Oh, nice.
- But I lived in Tennessee, Alabama, North Carolina.
Growing up with my dad being a chef,
I was always used to being the new girl while we moved around.
So this is nothing new to me and this is gonna be exciting.
Yeah, just regular, normal.
- She absolutely loved the food.
And I really believe they would tell me if they didn't like it.
- Phew!
- Yeah, no worries.
- So I want the bone exposed like here.
- Okay.
- The queen wants mint jelly,
so I just need to figure out
what the hell it is I'm gonna do.
Do you think you girls could pull me like
a nice dinner plate? Thank you.
Part of the reason why I'm so creative
is because I'm an only child.
I'm used to figuring sh-- out on my own.
Like my parents have two jobs.
I'm playing by myself. I had to be creative.
If you could just make it a little bit more clean than that?
- What's up, bro? - You all good?
- Yeah, man.
- How are you? How's the deck?
- Yeah, it's okay for now.
- I've just been helping...
- How's the chefing side going?
- Yeah, it's all right, mate.
- If you've got time, it's like the deck floors
and all that sh--, you know.
- Yeah, I'll try.
- I trust you, mate, just whatever you can do.
- I'd rather be inside away from Joao
than near him listening to bullsh--.
- Yep. - Cool. I'll see you, bro.
- Sorry. I'm taking over.
- Just the dryer. - You just doing the dryer?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Colin just has that personality where it feels like
you can trust him and he won't say anything.
And I don't know that about him, if he does or doesn't.
- If you have any questions, just ask.
- Just the sweetest guy, you know.
He's so genuine.
- Everyone here is super cool. - Yeah, it shows.
- And you're gonna piss your pants
'cause everyone's so funny. - Okay.
- All right? - Yeah, you've made me laugh.
There you go. - Yeah.
- Well, maybe I might just relax for a little bit.
- This should be good.
- Do you wanna leave them right over here?
- What's that? Thank you.
- Okay? - Yep.
- So I'm gonna pop you down into cabins tonight
and then I'll get Aesha to like run up and down, okay?
- What is it?
- Your Randy Russian Love Doll
with three horny love holes.
- For her son's birthday,
the primary would like blow-up dolls as a joke.
- Are we supposed to blow these up with the pump?
- No, with your mouth.
- There's eight of them and two dolls,
so you do the math.
- If one of the things winds up missing, you know,
it's in Jack's room.
- The first time I've ever opened a sex doll box.
Where's even his love holes?
Oh, I would like your penis in my vagina!
- Oh, God!
- Coming up...
- Think the plan is the beach picnic lunch about two.
- Or we can go sooner. That would be great.
- I didn't have enough time to make this work.
Everybody wants to go. Can we get off?
We gotta go.
- All right. Come with me.
- Let's take this one
and just see,
because that one's a smaller one.
- The temperature's good, flavor's good. Perfect.
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Did you just pull them through?
- Yeah. You want them straight?
- Yeah. Thanks.
Place mat is like at the edges.
- Big fork? Little fork? Or the little fork, big...
- You know...that's right, that's right.
I feel like I need to take her under my wing
and kind of show her how things are done.
Otherwise, Hannah's probably gonna
come down quite hard on her.
- Little forks downstairs?
- No, we'll save them for desert. Thank you.
- Oh, this is so gorgeous.
- You like it? - I love it.
- Should we go up there? - Okay.
- Okay, some of them are up.
I'm gonna start water service, okay?
- Great. I'm plating.
- Thank you.
- Would you like still or sparkling water?
- Sparkling with ice. - I have my crown on.
- Did I put it on right? - How is that?
- Oh, my gosh, it's so beautiful.
- Amazing.
- That looks like a prolapsed asshole.
- Make it a match made in heaven?
Has she said anything about like
trying to kiss her the other day?
- Nah.
- Are you gonna try again?
- Full bloody double date? - What if the girls say no?
- We wouldn't be the first people to be shot down.
- We're gonna look stupid.
- Each chief stew has their own way of doing things,
how you make the bed, where the pillows go, if you flatten them.
They show you everything.
- Hi, honeypie. How you doing?
You okay? - Yeah.
I just have questions.
How many towels do we put in each room?
- Hannah must be pretty busy right now
because I didn't get that tonight.
- Copy. Sorry. - No, you go.
- How's she going down there? - Yeah, good.
- Yeah? - What she's done is good.
- Could you girls maybe see if any edges need to be cleaned?
- They don't. - You're fine.
- I'm starting to become more comfortable
with the idea of being chef.
But I still feel like I have to answer to Hannah.
I don't have this arrogance
and I think that's working well for us.
They're done. - Sweet.
- Thank you, babe.
- Here comes dinner.
- Oh, my gosh. - Smells delicious.
- For your main course this evening,
you have lamb lollipops on a red cabbage slaw
with fingerling potatoes and mint and dill yogurt dressing.
Bon Appetit. - Yogurt sauce?
- Yeah, I like this. - I like the sauce, yeah.
- Perfect. - Delicious.
- It is yummy.
It probably is better than the mint jelly.
Now it's perfect.
- They said it's absolutely delicious.
- Now I just have to cut this cake.
- Hey, no horsing around around the cake.
- Yeah, good, came clear.
- Can I help with anything?
- How you doing? You all done?
- So good. - So good.
[ laughter ]
- What's up with this little fella,
how come he didn't get cooked?
- Anastasia, I'm all clear, so we can light the candles.
- And we're all singing, eh? - Yep.
- All crew, all crew, could you help in the main salon
with the sex dolls so we can get rid of your dignity?
- Coming.
- I've had some really strange things
requested on preference sheets.
But I've never had a request for blow-up dolls.
But the fact that she's giving it to her stepson
on his birthday in front of his wife,
like my stepmother usually just gets me
a bottle of wine and some chocolates.
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
[ laughing ]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Look at the dolls!
- That's supposed to be me and Steve?
- Not big enough.
- Oh, my gosh! - Have a cake.
- Enjoy, guys.
Jesus, those people are crazy!
- Woo!
- All right. 'night, guys.
- I just need one bite of something.
I'm so hungry, Hannah.
- Did you have some dinner? - Mm-mm.
- Turn it around. I wanna see the back.
- Oh, my God! - Whoa!
- What is that? What is that?
- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
- Oh, Jacqueline. - Goodnight.
- Have a good sleep. - Thank you.
- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
- Jack?
- Let's just clear everything up, babe.
- Girls, girls. Trav.
Can Hannah and Aesha please come to the bridge?
- Copy.
- What's happening, lassies?
- Nothing much. What do you guys want?
- Why am I here?
- Me and Trav wanted to ask you two...
If Aesha, would you like to go on a date with me?
- Coming up... - Getting heavier.
- Oh, my God.
- Where did she put the plastic cutlery?
- I don't know. - Are you ----ing kidding me?
- Me and Trav wanted
to ask you two...
If Aesha, would you like
to go on a date with me?
[ laughs ]
- Oh, that's the sweetest thing! I wanna cry!
- Is that a yes?
- Go on a date with you!
- The other idea was that I was meant to ask you
on a date as well because I want to.
And I was a total ----head the other night.
- Oh, Travis.
- I had a couple beers in and just near cracked on...
- Come here. You're fine.
This is nice and fun, the way I like it
and the way it should be on boats.
Sure, we'll go on a double date. - Yeah!
- Like I don't think Travis is gonna catch feelings, you know?
Ugh. Such a dirty word, feelings.
- It's gonna be proper romantic.
- Oh, no one's asked me on a date that cute ever.
Oh, they're so cute!
So thoughtful.
- All right, cool. I'm glad that's done.
- Hey.
Dude, I woke up so hungry.
Past boats, we've always had a scheduled time to eat.
On this boat, no one's telling me anything.
I understand everybody's busy, but I am just starving.
I had a piece of cake. - Okay.
- All right, I'm going to bed.
- What's up, Jane? - Oh, hey.
- What's going on?
- Good.
- No.
- Good morning. Can I get you anything?
- Okay, you can start hauling the anchor.
- Captain Sandy, the tender is ready to tow.
- Very good, sir.
How many shackles are onboard?
- You only have one left in the water, Captain.
I have it on low speed so I don't break anything this time.
- Okay, but when you have two people, high speed.
- I'm on top of that, Cap. Sorry.
I'm definitely more cautious
when it comes to lifting the anchor now.
Oh, [bleep] me. - Holy sh--.
- I'd just rather be safe than sorry.
Anchor is at home.
- Rise and shine! - Rise and shine.
- This is how we wake up, like this.
- Top of the morning to you.
- Um, stew? - Yes?
- I hate unhealthy breakfasts.
Can you maybe boil some of the quail eggs?
- Yeah, definitely.
- It seems to me like once I try something, like everyone else...
- Everyone else, yes.
- I don't know if I'm a trendsetter or what.
I started using fanny packs like 10 years ago.
- Fanny packs are great. - Now they're in style.
I feel like I started the trend, though.
- Stop, please. Stop talking.
Okay, yeah, definitely I'll have all those things
up there for you.
- Everyone can have pancakes. - Perfect.
- Breakfast can be brought up whenever...
- Will you help me? - Yeah.
- Thank you, dear.
- Having croissants in France.
- Okay, let's go.
- Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
- Man, I was hungry this morning.
- Here. You want some butter? - That's the bomb.
- Just a fork, spoon and knife?
- Bring extra just in case. - Yeah.
So what time is break? Like lunchbreak?
And do you guys do tea breaks? [ hiccups ]... and all that?
- I've never been in Eze
and we've got a sh--load of stuff to carry.
It's gonna be very challenging.
At least I can trust Colin.
- I love her breakfast. - Oh.
- It was amazing. - Thank you.
- She looked very happy with them quail eggs.
- Oh, good.
- The guest said please tell Anastasia
that her breakfast was delicious.
- Thank you.
- Can we just wipe off things together?
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- Oh, my God!
- We haven't even been on one date yet
and this is how we're just gonna live the rest of our lives.
- Jack and Colin, you'll get anchors, eh?
- Yeah, yeah, just give me a shout and I'll mosey up there.
- Good morning, gorgeous. - Good morning, baby.
- What time did they have breakfast, 10?
- 10:30.
- Hey. - Hello. How you doing?
- Good. All the rooms are done.
- Sweet. - Yeah.
- You excited to go to Eze? - Yeah.
- Did Aesha tell you about packing for the picnic?
- Tell me about it? - Yeah.
Just like...I don't know. Everything's good.
That's all I'm saying. Everything's good.
- I'm hoping it's just starting a new job jitters.
But there's something strange about her energy.
- All right, I'll go shove this down...
- Sweet.
- Deck crew, you can go ahead and drop the port anchor.
We're gonna do a three in the water.
- You're three in, Cap.
- It just grabbed. I felt it. We're good.
- So we'll quickly get to the jet skis and tender aft.
- Joao, Joao, Hannah? - Go ahead.
- Who are you taking on the picnic?
- Myself and Colin. - Okay.
I'm sending Aesha and June.
The guests are having lunch at 2:00, so go at 1:30.
- Copy.
- We wanna pack up everything for the beach?
- Yeah, yeah.
- How's it going back here? - Hi. Good.
- Hello.
I think the plan is we'll get you guys
in the tender about 1:00.
- What time is it now? - 11:30.
- Or we can go earlier because we might want to stop
by the beach too like after Eze.
- Uh... - So you prefer to leave at 12?
- That would be great.
- We went from having an hour and a half to set up
to 20 minutes?
Like I don't have enough time to make this work.
- Let me look into that, okay? - Oh.
- Coming up... - We're bringing chairs too?
- Everything for you. - Oh, my God.
- This isn't an easy walk.
- Oh... - You all right?
- Yeah. - We're almost there.
- This is bullsh--! - I'm dying!
- If we can go sooner,
that would be great.
- Okay.
So you prefer to leave at 12?
- Yeah. - Let me look into that, okay?
- There's so many pieces we need to organize in this puzzle.
And I went from having an hour and a half
to do it to 20 minutes.
- Merci beaucoup. - De rien.
- What's the earliest time you can have lunch?
- I can try for 12:30. - Okay.
Deck crew, deck crew, can we get the tender arranged?
The guests would like to go to shore.
- Copy. We'll be about 20 minutes.
- Okay, copy that. Thank you.
- What sort of things do I need?
- There's gonna be a quinoa salad.
And then there's gonna be paninis.
- Start pulling.
- Can you fill this up with beers and waters?
- Mm-hmm.
[ speaking French ]
- If we could have the drivers on standby
at about five past 12?
- Get in there. Set it up. - In the tender?
- Yes. - I need to bake a chicken.
- She's in the kitchen. - Yeah, we gotta go.
- Everybody wants to go. Can we get off?
- Yes.
Um, okay.
- So we need to get all this sh-- to the aft deck.
- Yep. - Do it, baby!
- So we're gonna take the guests first?
Is that right?
- Yes. I'll go up with them.
And Colin's gonna come back and start loading the stuff.
- Let's just get the food, drinks
and all the sh-- in there in one, okay?
- Perfect.
- So you ready to go?
- I wanna get on. - Okay, perfect.
- So we can go, right?
- Careful, careful. Big guy!
- Much fun, and have lots of cocktails for me.
- Bye you guys! - Bye.
- See you! - Bye, everyone!
- So it's knives, forks, napkins,
salt, pepper, olive oil, balsamic? Okay, cool.
- How long on the food, honey? - 10 minutes.
- Where's the trampoline? - Trampoline as well.
- Everything.
If the guests don't use it, that's because
they don't choose to, but they always need that option.
- Yeah.
- Okay? It's a pleasure.
- Colin, start loading everything up.
- Oh, my gosh! Thank God for air conditioning!
- It's hot out there.
- You in? - Yep.
- These four, no tomato. - Okay.
- And then these toasted nuts are meant
to go on top of the salad.
- We're here! - Ooh, that ride.
- Oh, my gosh. - I'm so excited, I'm gonna cry.
- About 2:15, we'll meet at the top of Eze.
- Okay, great. - Fantastic. Have a great time.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- We'll see you later. - Thanks, Hannah.
- This should do a pretty good job.
- Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy, Colin.
- Go ahead.
- Hey, Cap, I'd really love it if I could get,
you know, more hands the better just so I can do this quickly.
- Yeah. Travis and Jack, can you guys go help him?
- I think we do it on the dock.
A table, tablecloth.
- I can come out.
- Yeah, thanks for the help, guys.
I have tablecloths and everything?
- And we have the peppers and lemons?
- Yes. - Those two.
- So strong.
- Do we have alcohol?
- Yeah, you've got the two Eski's there.
- I've been to Eze, and it's a little bit of a walk
once you get up there.
But four people should be more than enough.
- All right, cool. - Have fun.
Call me if you need anything.
- Beautiful! - Look at the bell above us!
- Now do we know which way to go?
- We want these.
- The ladies are absolutely killing it.
- Slightly pressed for time.
Let's carry whatever we can.
- We have to go that way to go to Eze.
- Down that little street? - Yeah.
- All right, go back down.
- I know this is the way to the top.
- We need to go that way. - I don't think so, but...
- That's really a long way, guys.
- We're lost in Eze.
- All crew left onboard Sirocco, get into their swim gear.
I have a surprise for you. - [bleep] yeah, bitch.
- We can start our crew training day
to know how to better use the equipment for the guests.
- Lovely.
[ laughs ]
- Oh my God I'm so excited.
- When we're on charter and we have a moment
where we can all get in the water together,
I call it training, and I'm pumped!
- Yay!
- Oh, my God!
- But everybody will get their turn.
I will always take care of the crew.
- To the very top of the mountain!
- Oh, it's slippery.
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!
I'm starting to realize this isn't an easy walk.
Am I doing it? [ laughs ]
It reminds me of the picnic last season.
- You do a lot of climbing.
- How come we don't have a shopping trolley or something?
- It is a hike.
- Oh... - You all right?
- Yeah. - We're almost there.
- I shouldn't have wore flip-flops.
I take pride in my work.
I don't know which way.
Having the picnic be absolutely perfect
is something that I want to do for them.
It's just what the job is about.
Oh.
- Oh, [bleep] - I'm dying.
- Woo!
- This is bullsh--.
- Oh, my God, you're bringing chairs too?
- Everything for you.
- Oh, my God. I can't believe that!
- Okay.
- Aesha? Do one of you want to come?
Just grab an Eski. There's one more trip.
- Colin, get in front of me if you're moving quicker.
- June, June, Aesha?
- Go for June.
- Where did she put the plastic cutlery?
- Plastic cutlery? Where's the plastic cutlery?
- I don't know. They packed it.
- It's not in either of the bags.
Can you guys have a check?
- I'm gonna go to the van, all right?
There's nothing in the van.
- Are you ----ing kidding me?
We're stuck at Eze with no cutlery
and I've got hungry charter guests.
This is the main thing we need. This is so annoying.
Oh, ----ing hell.
- Excuse me.
- Are you guys ready?
We are so high up.
- Next, on "Below Deck Med"... - Woo-hoo!
- We did it!
- Not a big deal. - It is a big deal.
- It's not a big deal. - It is a big deal.
- He's gonna see someone he really doesn't want
to ----ing see.
- June, June, Hannah?
June, June, Hannah?
The least she could do is answer her walkie.
- June, June, Hannah?
- June, Hannah? [ snoring ]
- Will you guys give me a hug? - What's up, babe?
- I'm so sick.
- What's that orange sh--? - Sea urchins.
These guys are requesting some weird sh--.
- Sea urchins taste like a nursing baby's poop.
- Have you got a boyfriend? - Yeah, uh...
- Just tell me the ----ing truth! That's fine!
Oh, hon...
Is she okay?
- Why's she crying. - She's sick.
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