I'’ve met someone now.
He'’s not dating others. He is, um...
You know what I mean?
I don'’t understand that.
Me and my boyfriend have been together for four months.
This is an open relationship that I'’m so unsure about.
Where'’s your clothes?
I'’m free-balling. In the hallway.
If I was in a monogamous relationship,
I wouldn'’t be flirting, but I'’m not, so hello, Luka.
Shots on me, literally, on me if you want to.
I'’m gonna get a line to the bow of the jetski,
so that carabineer doesn'’t unhook,
like a little bowline and a little bowline.
I love Lara'’s enthusiasm to just get involved.
I wanted to ask you about the lead deckhand thing.
- My name is Max. I'’m French. - Nice to meet you, bro.
We don'’t have time to----ing sit around and wank.
Come, we'’re not lazy on this boat.
Let me finish.
Stop putting your hand in my face.
You'’re gonna do this, then I'’m gonna do this, too.
Tumi, Natalya, to the bridge now.
That'’s not okay. Please figure this out.
There'’s no textbook to this, but I do know as chief,
I have to change something on my part.
- You okay to talk? - Yes.
20 meters to the dock starboard quarter.
I need you over here, please.
Personally, I do not want to be your friend,
because I think it'’s all fake bullsh--.
You need to be clear. One way in, one way out.
Can you, like, shut up a little bit?
You can talk.
I'’m running around like a headless chicken,
because we'’re both here to make great tips.
Okay, cool.
You can talk as much as you want later.
If you do a thing wrong, I have to tell you.
If you just listen to me and did the controls,
it wouldn'’t have been a - ing madhouse, bro.
All right, well.
♪ Namaste, Namaste
It'’s the last day.
Lord.
Okay, we'’re all good and nicely secure on the stern.
We'’re still tying up.
Huh?
Haleigh and Max.
Slow down. Communicate.
Stop.
Coming from tugs.
The way that we'’re tying up is different from what I'’m used to.
That'’s my second time ever doing it.
Max, yapping at me while I'’m trying to----ing figure it out.
Okay, I'’m going to put it back here, yeah?
You can do whatever you want, man.
I don'’t really care.
What the [bleep]?
Ah!
Hi.
Why?
Aren'’t you the bosun?
Don'’t you have to deal with people
that no one else wants to----ing deal with?
Excuse me?
Let'’s get changed and then we'’ll do the luggage.
- A little more butt. - A little more butt?
Lean forward, a little more butt.
We just talked it out, started off okay, and then it went...
Jesus.
Finally got on the dock nicely, so...
Why is that? What happened?
All crew, all crew, let'’s meet on the dock.
Let'’s do it.
- Bye. - Love you, Natalya.
Thank you.
[speaking French]
- Thank you, mama. - Listen, Tumi, you already know.
Bring it in. Bring it in.
Sandy, you have an amazing crew.
We travel a lot.
This has been, by far, one of our best.
One of our best.
Chef, we had a few hiccups with Adjua'’s vegan meals,
but I think some of the best jerk lobster I'’ve ever had.
Yes.
Tumi, we want to take you home,
and I'’m being 100% honest, Tumi.
Continue to do amazing things.
I mean, you guys were all amazing, but Tumi...
As usual, the guests never know
what'’s going on behind the scenes.
They just see us smiling and everything'’s okay,
so the fact that they didn'’t pick up
on the chaos is very good.
From the bottom of our hearts, guys.
- Thank you. - Bye, everybody.
- Bye. Take care. - Bye.
All right, everyone, out of your whites and to your reds,
let'’s turn the boat around.
Let'’s get changed.
Yeah.
- Cool. - Cabins, cabins, cabins.
[laughing]
[belches] Excuse me, honey.
[bleep], it'’s hot.
We'’re gonna get----ing lit tonight.
All crew, all crew, let'’s meet in the sky lounge
for our tip meeting.
- Copy. - Yay!
Feels like it'’s five charters in, doesn'’t it?
It'’s crazy.
When I first started, I shared with you,
I have to earn your respect and your trust.
What I left out is you have to do it, too.
We'’re always gonna make mistakes,
but you have to respect the position
and respect the workplace.
And I want all of you to think about that.
This is a professional setting.
I hire professional people
and I expect them to be professional.
And that argument that happened...
Let me finish.
Stop putting your hand in my face.
You'’re gonna do this, then I'’m gonna do this too.
...can never happen again.
And if they don'’t work it out this charter,
I have to make a big decision.
Overall, you guys did a great job,
according to what I'’m holding in my hand.
We have...
$26,000.
Wow!
Jesus!
Which is $2,000 per person.
Wow.
That trip was so difficult,
but the tip makes it hurt a little less.
Can you do the honors?
Oh, sugar, you'’re doing so great.
More money doesn'’t equal more problems.
I'’m not Biggie. I'’m Tumi.
Thank you.
- Cheers! - Salud!
Straviano!
I just want to have a great time tonight.
How soon do I need to get ready?
Let'’s get smashed.
[belching]
Oh, my God!
You'’re like, "He just packed my bag."
Dude, I would have packed my bag and gone straight----ing back.
Oh, perfect age.
Yeah.
Oh, Luka is basically the only thing
getting me through my days right now.
Like, God, now I'’m starting to think
that I might like like Luka.
Sounds very primary school-y,
but that makes me feel like I'’m cheating in my head.
My mind is like a little scrambled egg.
No way!
What? No way?
I clean up well.
Are you like, shocked that I'’m looking like this right now?
What the? [bleep] you!
I need to wear a shirt
my boobs won'’t easily come out of.
Because once they come out, it'’s like game over.
Are you ready?
[shouting]
Yeah. Okay, cool.
[shouting]
Come, bitches!
Oh, get off it.
I know Luka and Natalya. They'’ve got eyes for each other.
But if they don'’t make it work, I'’m on deck for Natalya.
Luka won'’t give her what I could give her.
You know what I mean?
No comment. No comment.
I want to pull on her hair and smack her.
I'’m joking.
If I say some weird lesbian sh--,
it'’s okay, right Natalya?
Yeah, of course, I love it.
I'’m joking, but not.
- Come here, honey. - Oh, ready for a shot.
Buona sera, signora.
Oh, it'’s beautiful.
Shotgun orange.
- I want a drink. - Tequila!
Shot, shot, shot.
The monarch butterfly.
Smack dab right in the middle of the chest.
Definitely a hit with the ladies.
It'’s my grandmother's favorite animal.
Um, what am I saying that for?
Hi.
We'’re gonna do nine espresso martinis.
Margarita.
Did you choose what you want to eat?
I'’ll have the meat, please.
Can I have the meat option as well?
Can I please have the meat?
I'’m vegetarian, please. Thank you.
This is a Frenchman here.
Hello.
- Cheers to Tumi. - Oh, I love you.
You'’re doing such a great job, my honey.
Cheers.
I got a little bit of fish.
Thank you.
- Bon appetit, les amis. - Bon appetit.
The margarita.
You guys, I cannot believe our tip.
I really thought it was gonna be low.
Yeah. With those characters?
Either you get a really low tip
or you get a high tip that shocks you.
- So it goes two ways. - Yeah.
No, she was happy. She was fine.
- Yeah. - It'’s club time.
- Can I take it? - Yeah, you can.
Can we get the bill?
What do you eat on charter? Do you eat?
Normally, I like to just make a plate
and just, like, eat as I'’m going.
Yeah, the same as me. You never sit down.
I'’d never, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Hold on. Did everybody just start to get along?
I'’m traumatized.
Yeah, yeah, club.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
Oh, sh--!
Okay, drink, drink, drink, drink.
Can I have three shots of tequila?
Woo!
Bravo!
[shouting]
Woo!
Do you feel like a bit weird?
Wow.
I mean, look, I'’m taking it back.
I wasn'’t expecting her to say this.
And I want to trust it and believe it.
But I think it'’s the tequila.
'’Til the end!
Coming up...
I feel like sh--.
If you feel like you need to go to the emergency room
and get checked out, we'’ll do that.
She realized what she did.
No!
Let'’s go.
I'’m voting for the drunkest person...
Jess.
I need to catch up. I need three tequila shots.
Jess, go see if the jacuzzi'’s hot.
I'’m drunk.
I need to pee really bad.
Okay. Let'’s go. Come on.
You moves.
Let get in the jacuzzi.
Mmm.
I love kissing people. It'’s just drunk fun.
You know, it'’s like kissing your brother.
See, I don'’t have brothers or sisters.
I feel like that'’s appropriate to say, but it'’s not.
Incest is not. It'’s not what I'm going for.
What?
Hey, Jack!
Do you want water or do you want anything?
[chattering]
[bleep]
Do you need water or anything?
Oh!
[Jessika groans]
What, what, what, oh!
[shouting]
Thank [bleep].
Let'’s go.
Okay, what'’s going on?
I do want to kiss him,
but I don'’t want to hurt my boyfriend'’s feelings,
and that'’s the problem.
We'’re going to bed.
Good night.
Oh...
[alarm sounds]
Hello, boss.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Although I love a good tea, honey,
and I'’m glad that Natalya and Tumi
made up about the text message.
Last night she messaged me.
I'’m just not happy with Natalya informing Sandy
and using my name in that.
Tumi texted Kyle behind my back.
Me revealing Tumi'’s message to Natalya
was an act of friendship,
not for Natalya to weaponize me against other people.
All right, jumping into cabins, babe.
There'’s only room for one gossip on this boat right now.
That'’s me, I am the Tea Queen.
Self-proclaimed.
Look at that.
Okay, we got to wetvac the sh-- out of that.
Come on, Max.
Where do you want me today?
I just want to get the cabins done.
I'’m heading straight in.
Thank you so much.
Pleasure.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not over there.
It'’ll come back on us. Put it down the sink.
If he tells you not to do it and you do it,
then that'’s not following orders.
I don'’t understand.
The bosun is telling you, please don'’t do that.
[bleep] this guy is a bit of a...
Yo, detail that tender a little bit more.
- I tell you, it'’s finished. - No. No.
- What, no? - It'’s not good for it.
Copy.
[coughing]
Tumi, Jack and Luka, meet me in a crew mess
for a preference sheet meeting.
Okay, copy.
Hey, we'’re all here, great.
This is exciting for me.
Does anybody know the name Roy Orbison?
- I do know the name. - ♪ Pretty Woman
- That'’s the one. - Oh!
- Is it him? - That'’s crazy.
It'’s his son.
Roy Junior and Asa Orbison
are thrilled to return for their third charter
with Captain Sandy.
Here they come.
- Roy, Roy. - Hi.
Happy times. Happy times.
I'’m gonna jump off the boat over in that corner.
Grab him.
Roy Jr. and Asa will be joined by their sons, Bo, Roy III
and the newest member of their family, Love.
Roy'’s younger brother and sister-in-law
and Ehren, a.k.a. Danger,
best known as one of the crew members
for the show "Jackass."
I love "Jackass."
So, primary requests high chair and bassinet.
In the afternoon,
the guests want a water sports wonderland.
- They like to have fun. - Yeah.
And it'’s a great forecast. Yeah. Okay, great.
All right. Thank you.
- Cheffy. - Hello.
Hello.
I didn'’t even know how you worked.
Oh, yeah. I agree.
It'’s so great to be able to have this conversation with Jack
because he'’s actually given me a chance.
- All right, good. - I'’m excited.
All right, good, good.
What are you looking for?
- The black remover. - Black streak remover.
Yeah, we can take this one too. Thank you so much.
I'’ve been thinking about appointing a lead deckhand.
Lara has been doing a very good job.
She shows quite a lot of initiative,
and Lara deserves it.
I'’m also thinking Max is definitely
my first managerial challenge.
Hopefully promoting her kind of motivates Max
to also see what he should be like.
Oh, my God.
It'’s too early to do puzzles.
I love babies.
Cool.
Perfect. That'’s you, baby.
My mentality going in this charter
is just positive vibes, positive vibes.
And Natalya wants to be the boat nanny.
So that'’s where I'’m going to keep her.
I just want to maintain peace and love
this whole charter, please.
Ugh.
Oh, my God. It only took me 10 years.
Jesus, Christmas.
Good morning, Captain.
- How are you? - I feel like sh--.
Have a seat.
Were you vomiting?
For sure.
And, like, my throat so sore that...
As I back away.
I think I need to see a doctor.
Okay. There'’s no doctor open today.
So if you feel like you need to go the emergency room
and get checked out, we'’ll do that.
- Yeah. - Let me work on this.
Okay. Thank you.
Knowing that Jess is sick, you never know what it is.
I don'’t want her infecting the crew.
I need to get her off the vessel to go see a doctor.
I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.
- I'’m going to the hospital. - Are you?
- Mm-hmm. - Okay.
[gurgling]
Was that your stomach?
Jess, we'’re getting you a car service
to take you to the hospital so you might want to get ready.
Copy that. I'’m ready now.
Thank you.
- Let me know. - I will.
Does this get any easier?
Like, now I have a crew member that'’s sick and down.
At least me and Natalya are getting along
because now I need her.
Coming up...
We'’re----ing busy.
You can'’t always get your breaks.
When we can, we will.
Yeah, yeah.
Same plan, noon arrival, so you guys got to work fast.
Yeah, we'’re all ready to go.
It is what it is.
Three power queens.
All crew, we'’ve got provisions on the dock.
All right, let'’s do it.
Bro, don'’t do that.
If you bend those and we can'’t get them out, we'’re----ed.
So cute!
All crew, all crew, in your whites now.
I think when I put sh--, I smell more.
So I was thinking about giving Lara
the lead deckhand position today.
That'’s big news.
I think she'’s definitely earned it.
Yeah, she'’s good.
I'’m glad that Luka is thinking like a leader
and he'’s thinking about advancement for his team.
I love that he has that mentality.
I was just going to tell her privately.
- Then we can announce it. - That'’s awesome.
- Lara, Lara, Luka. - Yeah, go ahead?
Could you come up to the sun deck, please?
Copy, on my way.
Should I grab a cold towel now?
Yeah.
'’Sup.
What'’s wrong? Am I in trouble?
I think so.
[laughing]
No, no, no, no. I wanted to talk to you.
Yeah.
You'’re being----ing smashing it.
So you'’re going to become the lead deckhand.
- No, you'’re joking. - Yeah.
- No. - Yeah.
- Are you serious? - Are you happy with that?
[crying]
I think you'’re----ing smashing it.
You'’re doing so well.
Thank you.
Wow.
I was really taking aback.
Like, that'’s always been my dream.
I even have a goal board, whatever you want to call it.
And on there, it was like, I want to be lead deckhand.
I'’ve lived a very rocky life.
But something clicked in me as soon as I started yachting
and can'’t believe that my dreams are literally just coming true.
[laughing]
ing hell.
I'’ll be you left hand and your right hand man, my brother.
All crew, all crew.
Let'’s meet in the main salon for the pre-charter meeting.
Oh.
Okay, so repeat client, great people.
A lot of kids, a lot of energy.
When you have kids, it'’s very day heavy.
Harder for the deck crew.
Let'’s keep them safe and show them a good time.
And then you have some news for us.
Just want to congratulate Lara for her promotion.
What?! Congratulations!
She'’s going to be our lead deckhand.
Well deserved, honey.
- Thank you. - Well deserved.
Congratulations. Okay, let'’s go kill it.
- Thank you. - Yeah, brother.
I see them.
We don'’t have music, but I can hear it in my head.
There they are.
- It'’s us. - Mm-hmm, fun.
The baby'’s little hats, I am going to freak out.
Can'’t think of anything worse.
Hi! They'’re getting so big.
Oh, they'’re so cute.
- Hi, beautiful. - Good to see you.
- So happy you'’re back. - We'’re so happy.
- Hi! - Hey, buddy.
Nice to meet you, Roy.
I'’m so happy you're back.
We'’re going to make this an incredible trip for you.
Tumi is our chief stew. She'’s going to show you around.
- Thank you, thank you. - Welcome to the boat.
There you go. This is non-alcoholic.
Yeah, let'’s get the luggage.
- Are you ready for the tour? - Oh, yeah!
- Whoa, wait a little, boys. - This is where the fun happens.
This is where the jacuzzi is.
Who'’s going in this swimming pool with Daddy?
Let'’s go, Daddy.
[laughing]
I'’ll take this. It'’s delicate.
This is the master cabin.
Don'’t hit your head on the ceiling, buddy.
Just put it there at the door.
So I put it at the door.
Yeah, and then we all take it in.
Here'’s the twin.
We'’re brothers.
I know, but this is a twin room.
Because it'’s got twin beds.
Let me and you do the passarelle railings.
Okay, off.
Whoo!
- Do you know how to open this? - Yeah.
Great.
Do you want to come see Captain Sandy?
[child babbling]
[laughing]
Okay, you got the pilot approaching your starboard side.
So, tonight dinner with you guys?
Yes!
We just got the pilot on board,
so I'’ll see you a little later on.
If you can get changed real quick.
We can start the main engines.
We do have apple juice.
Congrats on getting it, dude. I knew you would.
When she makes the call,
we'’re just going to go all of them at the same time.
Luka, me and Haleigh, we'’re on the bow, ready.
Let'’s re-up the lines.
Releasing our port ground line.
Yes, grazia, signore.
All ground lines are off the deck.
Sandy, that'’s all lines on board.
Oh, look at that guy backing into here.
You got five meters on your stern.
Oh, here we go. We'’re moving.
I was tripping for a second, dude.
I didn'’t want to say anything.
But I was like, he'’s not backing in.
Go and start bringing in those big fenders.
- Yeah, copy that. - Thank you very much.
[grunts]
Thank you. Good job. Thank you.
I'’ll stay with these two.
Okay, thank you.
Let'’s go here. Kyle. This way.
Kyle, Kyle. What'’s your location?
Where are you?
In the Bridge Deck Salon.
Thanks. I'’ll be there now. Give me two seconds.
Shh, shh, shh. He'’s coming up here.
Shh, shh, shh.
Kyle!
I saw you.
Go, go, go, go.
Here you go.
Sandy, that'’s the pilot off and the pilot boat away.
Thank you.
Yeah, get him. He hurt me. Go.
Oh, gosh.
Chill out for half an hour then
we'’re going to help the interior.
Copy that.
Roy, what time do you want to do dinner?
Kids go to bed early.
For dinner? Like 6:30.
6:30 is dinner. Okay.
Look, look. We'’re going fast now.
Woo.
Hi, girl.
Laundry is on rotation.
Perfect.
I love seeing her enjoy herself.
I have been an au pair and that'’s not easy.
So I'’ll come back and rotate the laundry and then I'’ll...
Bye. Have fun.
These kids, they locked me in the garage
threw an iPad at my face when I was driving.
Screaming at me, telling me let'’s go back to Africa.
This was an African-American house.
I told them please take African out of African-American
because this is not how we act.
This is why I see other people'’s kids
and I'’m like, don't you dare.
Last one to the jet skis is a kayaker.
- Cheffy. - Hi.
We'’re going to do half past six dinner.
Okay, perfect.
Deck crew, deck crew, prepare to drop anchor.
So you'’re going to be with me.
These guys are on the inflatable.
After the anchor manual, do the jet skis.
- And then the slide. - And the slide.
Yeah.
Being lead if I can get Max to be more motivated
and actually pull his weight,
I know Luka would appreciate that a lot.
I feel like that'’s a really good way to show Luka
that I'’m taking this seriously
and I'’m going to do a good job with it.
Drop anchor.
We will have three shackles in the water.
[speaking French]
So we'’re going to go down and change.
I need to jump in, I'’m sweating so bad.
You already got a dock in the water.
I'’m going to start launching a jet ski.
Nat, Tumi, Nat, Tumi, I'’m going to go down to break.
Copy.
Okay, coming up. Keep it nice and tight.
Lara, Lara, Luka. Coming down.
Try and stop that swing, bro. Hold the tension.
These are so cute.
Sweet.
What are you doing, bro? Don'’t do that.
Let'’s go, let's go, let'’s go.
Okay. Come on. Start inflating it.
All right, keep inflating it, bro.
Yeah, yeah, keep going.
Stop talking.
Good boy.
Yeah.
Okay, we'’ll keep an eye on you guys.
Okay.
Okay, so-- Mercy, Mercy.
Oh, God!
That was more treacherous than I thought.
Okay, let'’s go.
Where do you want to go, Bo?
I want to go there.
Mama'’s got to blow off steam.
Oh, hey, look at that.
Who'’s ready to party?
[shouting]
Woo-hoo!
Woo!
How'’s the slide looking?
Soap, all good.
We'’ll be fine.
You'’ll deal with the guests whilst I deal with this table.
- Lovely. - Go!
[laughing]
You just want to go like have a chill for a bit.
We'’ll rotate.
How long do you want me gone?
Just until I come get you.
Yeah, I know when your break is.
Yeah.
- We'’re----ing busy, so. - Yeah.
Haleigh'’s down at the moment.
You can'’t always get your breaks when you need it.
I don'’t think he realizes that.
Some days you'’re not going to get a----ing break, bro.
Like, you need to put in the work.
This trip is going to be very hectic on us.
We may not get our breaks some days.
But when we can, we will.
Yeah, yeah.
Coming up...
Okay. Pull it super tight.
Okay!
Hold the tension.
If that thing hits you, you will die.
Max!
Okay, team, let'’s go.
You want a towel? Okay.
That looks pretty.
Still and sparkling jug.
What time is dinner?
6:30, I believe?
Italiano.
- Are you joining for dinner? - I am.
Exciting.
Cute. AF.
Do you want these glasses here?
Thank you. Yes, please.
This, this is magnificent.
- You ready? - Yeah.
Okay, let'’s go.
Woo! It'’s a little windy out there.
Hi, you'’re looking dapper and sharp.
I'’m gonna sit by you, is that okay?
When'’s Kyle back?
- He should be back now. - [alarm beeps]
I'’m gonna check on Kyle, because I think he'’s sleeping.
Okay, let me go get Kyle.
Tell him to get his ass up.
Max, Max, Luka, can you please come to the swim platform?
Copy.
I'’m going to take on those cabins.
Okay.
Tumi, Tumi, that'’s Kyle on his way up.
I'’m probably gonna call for starters
once I'’ve put down the bread.
Cheers!
I wanna know what it'’s like to be a stunt person.
If I know we'’re gonna start filming a movie,
I'’m preparing myself to die for six months before.
Oh, my God!
Cheffy, say this to me so I say it properly.
- Fricassee. - Fricassee.
Yeah.
You know, I don'’t know how to, how to,
how to attack that.
Do you think they'’re liking the starters?
Yeah, they like it. It seems good.
I don'’t remember there being a happy meal with octopus in it.
No, I'’ll do noodles and something fancy for the parents.
I broke my neck twice in "Jackass 2."
You broke your neck!
In this last one, I ruptured my right testicle.
- No, no. - Let'’s not talk about that.
- No, no. - This is real stuff.
Talya.
We'’re down a person in the interior,
but to be honest, you would never know it.
- Beautiful. - These are ready.
Between Kyle and me and Tumi,
we'’ve got like three people with chief stew experience.
Bam, bam. Bam, bam.
As long as everyone'’s not----ing fighting,
we are a bit of a dream team.
Oh, Nummy.
I see the fat. That'’s my favorite part.
I'’ll leave you a bit, don'’t worry.
Yeah! Thank you!
You'’re gonna get, we're gonna lift the jet skis.
Sure.
Thank you so much. Delicious.
For the veggies,
you have a homemade truffle gnocchi
with wild mushrooms.
Mm-hmm.
And then, for the meat eaters,
you have wagyu beef.
Mm.
And the kid'’s all veggie.
Yum, yum.
It'’s just a lot of swell, bro.
I think you need to jump in and just connect.
[bleep], what are you doing?
If you disconnect the carabineer,
leave it on the line.
Don'’t leave it on the skip.
Okay.
Ah, a choo-choo?
- Choo-choo train? - I love that.
Wow, that'’s so loud.
These are ready to go.
Tell the chef the flavors were incredible.
How'’s it going?
Yay!
[cheering]
Captain Jock Sparrow.
What would you like to tell us about this dessert?
It'’s just classic tiramisu.
Cake in a cup with some pudding stuff.
- This is delightful. - All right, cool.
All right, thanks, guys.
- Wow. - Yeah. He nailed that.
- Cheffy! - Yep.
Your flavors were amazing from Captain Sandy.
Yes.
- Well done. - Yes, thank you.
I'’m probably being a little biased towards Tumi,
just because of everything that'’s happened
with her and Natalya and the way things have gone.
I will actively try and avoid that in the future.
I think we make a good team.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, sh--, but this thing is swinging.
- Whoa. - Yep.
Step back, please.
You know how to play Go Fish?
I do. Can we play tomorrow?
Yeah.
Because I have to go to the bridge.
The weather'’s----ing turning real quick.
It'’s actually getting quite rough.
I'’m thinking we've got to get the tender on board
as soon as possible.
Okay, lines.
Yeah, yeah.
Let'’s not worry about that.
They do what they need to do.
Okay, coming up.
Pull it super tight.
Okay. Ah!
Max, hold the tension.
That'’s a big----ing tender.
And that crane holding that, and it'’s just no.
I haven'’t seen something like this before.
Like, if that thing hits you, you will die.
Okay, hold then tension.
- Okay, hold it now. - Tight!
Oh, be careful, be careful.
You all right?
- Yeah, I'’m okay. - [bleep]
Just try to stop that swing out there, Max.
Whoa!
See,----ing was moving down there.
Yeah!
You got to check with me because there'’s a lot going on.
Yeah.
Luka'’s in work mode.
He'’s not thinking about the client,
and that'’s an engineer for you.
They are just used to doing the engineer thing.
This is where Luka needs to figure out
the balance of being the bosun.
The guests are having dinner.
Just stand by, let the dinner finish,
then load the tender.
I bet he'’ll never do it again.
Thanks.
Here you go. Don'’t press any buttons.
- Good. Enjoy it? - So good.
The best I'’ve ever had.
Oh, I'’m glad you guys enjoyed it.
Say, look at me. I'’m the captain now.
- You done it? - Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Do you guys want any drinks?
The boat is doing all that for us.
We are tilting to the left. We can feel it.
I am extremely surprised that these guests
are not demanding.
I almost don'’t know what to do with myself.
I am a little disappointed. I mean, we have musicians.
We have the guy from "Jackass."
I just want chaos. Like, where is the my chaos?
Yeah, I'’ll take a virgin pina colada.
- That'’s for real? - No.
I knew you were lying. I knew you were lying.
I'’m like, let's go play poker.
I love chaos. Just, it works for my brain.
Problem solving to bring order to the chaos.
Just like my men.
This is why I go for the delinquents,
because I'’m always trying to fix them.
It'’s----ing chaotic.
- Have a great night. - Good night.
- Have a great night, everybody. - See you guys tomorrow.
Max, Max, Luka.
You wanna meet me on the bridge deck aft?
Yeah, man.
Can we do something dangerous?
- No. - No? Against the rules.
I'’ve had 27 surgeries.
I'’m, like, confused on this relaxation stuff.
Yo.
Um, so I'’ll just get you to to rinse this table and the...
Okay. You'’re going to sleep?
Soon.
And then you start at 8 o'’clock.
This is my deal. I give you efficiency.
I finish the things, you know.
And yeah, I can be in standby and relax a bit more,
because if something happens more, I'’m ready.
Daddy is ready, you know.
But I am tired, and I want more break,
because I'’m working more hard.
My name is Max.
Good night.
Do you want to touch a nipple or something before you sleep?
Real quick. Okay.
No sneaking in after the shower, okay?
Good night.
[bleep] me.
Oh, oops.
Hey, babe.
Huh?
I thought you were just in bed.
Who is the bunch of people?
Boys or girls? Boys or girls?
Don'’t worry about calling back.
Yesterday, my boyfriend said to me,
"I don'’t want to influence your night off.
"Do what you need to do.
"I would just hope that doesn'’t hurt me.
You really do mean the world to me."
So...
Yeah, what the [bleep]?
I don'’t know. It'’s confusing.
Bullsh--.
[alarm sounds]
[bleep]
I'’ll do the kid breakfast first.
Hi, beautiful angel.
Give him 10 minutes.
Good morning.
The slide is still out.
Come help us with the slide, brother.
Oh, [bleep].
Oh, I love it when people are late.
Well, hello.
That is brilliant.
Wow, it'’s the pajamas for me.
The pajamas. Amazing.
We came underdressed for this party.
They'’re boobjamas.
Natalya, Natalya.
Do you want to assist me in the guest cabins?
I'’m going to go down to the cabins,
but I'’ll visit you soon, my love.
Okay, let'’s start off with a good old croissant
for my bear.
- Really, babes? - Yeah.
- Sleeping? - Just woke up.
I'’m pretty----ing frustrated with Max.
I'’ve given him enough sleep.
- You start at 8 o'’clock. - Okay, cool, man.
- Thank you. - Ciao.
Ciao bello.
Morning, you okay?
Morning, yeah, morning, okay?
I'’m a very quiet person.
I am quite calm, but when I do go off, then I do go off.
And I'’m getting closer.
[vocalizing]
Okay, got it.
Tumi, I'’ve got breakfast ready.
Copy, on my way.
How come I haven'’t done this years ago?
Why have I... This is...
How am I supposed to go home?
- Grab that? - One, two, three.
Got it.
Thank you.
Oh, shirts, thank you.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, we'’ve got great stuff here.
Wow.
Where I'’m going?
Bring in the docks on the stern.
Then tie them off.
- Oh, okay. - Thank you.
Just make sure to tie them off properly.
How was your food?
- Great. - Amazing?
Mm-hmm.
Would you like some water?
Tie it off there properly.
Make a bowline and then a hitch or something?
But keep this tension on.
Cheffy, Cheffy. They love breakfast.
- It'’s okay. - I hope it'’s okay.
Me too, brother. Otherwise, it'’s on you.
But it'’s on me, don't worry.
How good is that quiche?
Really good. Okay, so anchor up at nine.
Maybe you could drive us out of the anchorage.
Okay, cool.
- I'’m gonna drive. - Sick, man.
Oh, it'’s a bee. It'’s a real bee.
Look at the bee.
Oh, it came for the Nutella and the honey.
Oh, it'’s coming to daddy. Oh! Oh!
Come over here, I want to teach you this.
You'’re gonna lie like this.
Yeah.
So that you can move your head towards me.
- So, hit command. - Command.
12 o'’clock, one o'clock, two o'’clock, three o'clock.
At the moment, it'’s three o'clock.
- That'’s in control now. - That'’s correct.
You know you'’re doing a good job.
Thank you, Sandy.
Three and a half. Why?
Okay, I'’m gonna leave you.
You'’re gonna leave me.
Don'’t ask me how much experience I have.
You say you know sh--, but you don'’t.
It'’s all right, bro. Come on, now.
No, it wasn'’t okay. The communication was wrong.
Yeah, communication was wrong. This I know.
Is he okay?
What are you on about, mate?
So what is your goal here?
Let'’s not like fight in front of the captain.
Your attitude stinks, honestly.
They can start hauling the anchor.
Lara, you guys can start hauling.
Thank you.
Calm down. Honestly.
I don'’t give a sh--. Let'’s just do the anchoring.
So see how the swell is picking us up?
Yeah.
I would put one engine astern to stop that.
But I'’m just making sure you know what we'’re gonna do.
She'’s moving. She'’s using the boat.
- Yeah, but what side? - She'’s spinning.
What are they saying? Are they arguing?
- You stop to move the cable. - Concentrate.
Lara, can you relay what he'’s saying?
Communication sucks.
Hey, what'’s going on?
Deck crew'’s communication has to be clear and concise.
It'’s a----ing safety issue.
You. Stop arguing.
- Okay, now we'’re good. - No, you need to move.
- Okay, okay. - That is not okay.
Next time on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...
- [shouting] - Oh, my gosh!
- What is... - No! Oh, oh!
Okay, that'’s enough. That'’s enough.
- Kyle lounging again. - Dude!
What?
if he'’s talking sh-- about her,
he'’s definitely talking sh-- about me.
Max, Max, Luka. Max.
The gap looks smaller than the boat.
We'’re going in between these two right here.
Okay, copy.
I'’m----ing stressed now, that'’s for sure.
Max, Max.
Are you getting a bit of a semi there, babe?
Kiss right now!
Stop being stupid!
This is something I would normally, like, full on date
and be, like, meet my parents.
[bleep]