I thought you were just in bed.
Who'’s the bunch of people?
Me and my boyfriend have been together for four months.
He wants this open relationship that I'’m so unsure about.
Luka, I do want to kiss him.
But my boyfriend said I don'’t want
to influence your night off.
Do what you need to do.
I would just hope that doesn'’t hurt me.
Let me finish.
Stop putting your hand in my face.
Let me finish.
You'’re going to do this, then I'’m going to do this to you.
Wow.
I want to trust it, but I think it'’s the tequila.
If you need to go to the emergency room, we'’ll do that.
I feel like crap.
We'’re getting you a car to take you to the hospital.
Now I have a crew member that'’s sick and down.
At least me and Natalya are getting along,
because now I need her.
Happy time!
Roy Jr. and Asa Orbison are thrilled to return
for their third charter with Captain Sandy.
The guests request a pizza-making class for the kids.
Last day of charter,
the guests would like the treasure hunt around the boat.
That would be funny.
You'’ve been smashing it,
so you'’re going to become the lead deckhand.
- No, you'’re joking. - Yeah.
Tie it off there properly.
Make a bowline, and then a hitch or something.
- We'’re not lazy on this boat. - No, we'’re not lazy.
- What are you doing, bro? - Stop it.
Don'’t do that.
Lara, you guys can start hauling.
Thank you.
Calm down, honestly.
I don'’t give a sh--.
Lara, can you relay what he'’s saying?
The communication sucks.
Hey!
The deck crew'’s communication has to be clear and concise.
It'’s a----ing safety issue.
You! Stop arguing.
- Okay, now we'’re good. - No, you need to move.
- Okay, okay, okay. - That is not okay.
Radio on one hand, remote on the other.
- Yeah. - And talk.
What'’s going on?
Okay.
Long stay.
Sorry, was that long stay, bro?
You need to hold the button longer.
Do you want to switch?
You can go, Lara. You can go.
You need to lay there with that remote and look over.
- Yeah, I think I should do it. - And talk to him.
- Yeah. - Have him move out.
- Okay. - You lay there.
- Oh, [bleep]. - I'’ll talk.
- Yeah. - Yay.
Beyond arguing, there'’s a language barrier with Max,
but I think it'’s also about how he uses his radio.
And he speaks really fast.
Just slow down a little, key the mic, then speak.
Luka needs to figure that out.
He'’s never worked as a bosun.
Managing the personalities is the hard part.
Anchor is up and down, three o'’clock.
Copy, thank you.
Short stay, three o'’clock.
- Can I clear for you? - Thank you.
Yes, thank you so much.
Whosever doing the anchor should have the remote.
- Yeah. - We can'’t understand.
Anchor is coming up.
Anchor, home.
Copy, thank you.
Coil that please and put it back.
You can just put it in the gear.
Firstly, give me a hug.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
We decorate with all cats.
I want it to jus be----ing cats everywhere.
Aw, honey, don'’t cry.
Where'’d you put the OJ?
Up your ass.
- It'’s that on the side. - Oh.
Hi.
Chef wants to do the pizza making for the kids today.
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
Would love to make pizza.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
So excited.
Enjoy the jetskis.
Put it in neutral.
Come in here.
Turning when you bump. Turn!
So we can run it up slowly.
This is awesome. Sandy'’s a great teacher.
I'’m learning so many new skills.
I'’ve grown up driving cars and motorbikes.
I love that adrenaline rush.
My mum used to rip around on a sports bike
while she was pregnant with me.
- Put two hands here. - Mm-hmm.
Push them together.
You know, when you'’re pregnant and you crave stuff,
her craving was, like, petrol.
So she'’d like to go past the gas station and be like...
So I'’m thinking that's where it came from.
Good job.
Is that your favorite jetski, Bear?
Are you going to Portofino?
No, no. Don'’t hit the start button when it'’s on land, okay?
Kyle and I both do speak Afrikaans.
If I need to get something out,
I'’ll cuss in Afrikaans because it just feels better.
Like...
That was----ing disgusting all of this sh-- I just said.
My mum will send me to church.
ETA to destination is 50 minutes.
I'’m actually better at making beds,
so I'’m just going to say that.
That is something I'’m definitely better at.
- Making beds? - Sorry, yeah.
- This is a competition. - Yeah.
Kyle, get away from my bed.
- Look at these corners! - Oh, wow.
You look like you'’re amazing.
- That looks so exciting. - I prepare and I move on.
Well, where are you moving on to?
This one.
Natalya and I have such a brother-sister relationship.
We tease each other, we love each other,
but Natalya is still very competitive.
There'’s a constant, I can do better than you.
This is how you need to do things, which is very annoying.
Talks and talks and I hear absolutely nothing.
Guys, we'’ve got a big day.
We'’re going for a hike or something.
- Something historic. - Yeah!
Oh, they love the crane.
On the radio, I could only hear half of what you said.
You need to hold it, then start talking.
Yeah.
Direction, and then you'’ve got the stay.
Yeah, the first time I do English,
I don'’t think it's cool to come and say
to, you know, to point at those things that...
Yeah, but the conversation started
with you asking how much experience I have.
Yeah.
Trying to patronize me that I don'’t know what you know.
When people get frustrated and clash, doesn'’t make it easier.
So, now that we'’ve got the...
Don'’t do that.
Luka'’s calm and he's got patience with the bloke,
and I don'’t.
I'’ve always been an angry little child.
Like, my mom even said, since I was born,
I would get blackouts where I just get so angry
and----ing start smashing sh--.
Me and my mom has been alone since I was three years old,
and she just grafted to keep us alive.
At one point, we didn'’t have a house we lived in.
I had to go live with my aunt, but it taught me to not be lazy
and to work towards something that you want,
because I never want to be in that situation again.
We'’ll work it out.
Okay, so the deal is...
11 o'’clock, the kids do pizza with you.
12 o'’clock lunch.
Can I just let Natalya know that as well,
because she'’s going to be doing it with me.
Okay.
- What'’s up? - Excuse me.
Please don'’t touch me. In the work place, it'’s inappropriate.
- Where you going? - Work.
- I'’m gonna start oiling up. - Yeah, do it.
Oh, my God.
Pressuring me about Luka in, like, having a free-for-all
where you get to go to Thailand.
It'’s like, what is he doing over there?
There'’s definitely double-standard bullsh--
happening right now.
I get annoyed, so I just wanted to sit down for a bit.
Yeah, and I hated when guys be, like, all macho and, you know...
Yeah.
I have this list of, like, everything I hate.
What else do you hate?
I hate sunglasses indoors.
I'’m scared of ant eaters.
They just don'’t make sense to me.
They look prehistoric.
Their nose is probably that big, and only eat ants.
Female'’s pants. Why do we have pockets
that don'’t make----ing sense?
Yeah.
Let'’s go back to work.
Natalya. Pizza party.
You are going to do with the chef is at 11?
- Okay. - Cool.
Haleigh and Lara. Are you two going to drop the anchor?
Copy. We'’re on the bow already.
Drop the anchor. Drop the anchor.
That is five shackles in the water.
Okay, great. Lock it down. We'’re good.
Good job. Let'’s start putting sh-- in the water.
We'’re all clear. We will do the slide.
Okay, let'’s go, guys. This way, this way.
So, where are we now? Do you know?
Cinque Terre. It'’s the five towns,
and you can'’t get to them except with a boat.
- Ready to make pizza? - Ready to make some pizza?
- Yeah. - Mama mia.
We'’re going to take the carabiner off.
I want to try and fit them in this gap.
Okay, boys, remember to listen to Chef.
- He'’s the boss. - Yeah.
Okay?
When I lived in Vietnam, as well as being a chef,
I was an English teacher for kids.
They were three years old. I was basically a babysitter.
So, that'’s the approach I take.
So, just stretch it.
Chef'’s got a hole in his pizza. I don'’t.
Yours is strange. Mine'’s cool.
Yeah, that'’s it. Just slap it.
- Hi. - My feet is killing me.
I know.
You know, I club a whole day in six-inch heels.
It doesn'’t hurt as much as I do service.
So swollen.
- Did you sleep well last night? - Yeah.
I didn'’t wake up during the night.
Ooh.
My boyfriend'’s literally just gone out.
This open relationship, it'’s all bullsh--.
You know, on the other day, he said he wants my babies,
and that made me very turned on.
I think I'’m finally becoming a woman.
Natalya. Go to----ing bed.
but if he'’s talking sh-- about her,
he'’s definitely talking sh-- about me.
Like, that'’s not a friend.
I don'’t know what's going on, but whatever it is,
it'’s not genuine.
It'’s your bestie.
So just get your tomato sauce.
You had to spread all over.
Wow. Look at those skills on you.
Right. This is the topping time.
Whatever we want to put on, we put on.
Okay, guys. Mine'’s done.
- That looks awful. - Awfully delicious.
Okay. We'’re ready to go in the oven.
All right. We'’ll go pour flour on one of the boys on the back.
Okay, follow me.
Let'’s pour it on the heads.
I need to sit down for like four seconds.
Have you ever done this?
I'’ve never done this before.
Let me first check up on them.
Yeah. Check on them. I'’m going to wash these.
Pizza chef'’s coming through.
Whoa!
What'’s the [bleep]?
Those little crotch goblins running around.
Whoa!
Why do you want that on your head?
- Oh, my gosh. - You wanted it on my head!
Do you know how to work the crane?
Yeah.
Can you turn it on and just say cable out?
- Okay. - A little bit.
Please.
Ooh! Looks good.
Cable out. Cable out.
Yeah.
- Cable out! - Yeah, I know. Wait, wait.
I need to figure.
It'’s not right on the picture, so I'’m figuring.
It says cable out. I don'’t understand.
It doesn'’t matter what the title of Lara is.
I don'’t think Lara respects me.
I feel it. I see it.
I don'’t care.
Cable out. Yeah.
No. Cable out. Cable out!
Huh?
Coming up...
Luka...
This is not going to be good.
Cable out, cable out.
- Cable out, not in. - Yeah, I know. Wait, wait.
I need to figure.
It'’s not right on the picture, so I'’m figuring.
It says cable out. I don'’t understand.
- Cable out, yeah. - No.
Okay, stop.
Just a little bit up.
Exorcist.
Yeah, that'’s good.
Thanks.
You know, if I were you guys on my day off here,
I would just lay on that couch.
- I'’ve seen you do it. - Please.
Like, you will...
You know, I actually haven'’t seen you
half of the time you were in here.
Kyle lounging again.
Oh!
It'’s the most comfortable couch I'’ve ever sat on.
Dude!
You'’re giving me triggers of last season.
Don'’t worry about it.
Kyle, while you'’re enjoying coffee,
I'’ve vacuumed the bridge, the day heads,
the bridge deck salon, all the way down and wiped.
I still get, like, a little triggered by laziness.
Oh, my gosh.
My parents were go, go, go, go.
In my childhood, my house was, like, immaculate.
Dad handled the outside and mum was inside.
So it'’s like a yacht.
There'’s the exterior and the interior crew.
I loved it.
Your daughter can come around anytime she wants.
She just cleans our house.
Whoa! It'’s over here.
- That'’s mine. - Yours is over here, man.
Wow.
Oh, man.
Maybe you should go in a break or something.
I don'’t think I'll really be taking breaks this trip.
- Yeah. - Enjoy your pizza.
Come up the stairs.
Pizza, pizza, pizza.
All right. Daddy'’s going to try it.
Daddy'’s going to hit it.
You made a spicy piece for Daddy?
Mmm.
These are great pizzas, guys.
Yeah.
The theme of the day is pirates. Arrr...
You need to figure out a treasure hunt game.
Oh, that'’s easy. I'’ve done 1,000 of them.
Perfect.
All right.
Cheffy, the guests are sitting at the table.
So if you'’re ready to get going.
All right. I'’ll start.
Dude, this little kid made some of the best pizza I'’ve ever had.
The guests want Italian food, which is great.
I'’m good at cooking it, and
it'’s probably my favorite to eat.
It'’s all about flavor.
Like, you could actually be a vegetarian,
and eat Italian food, and you wouldn'’t be unhappy.
Just really fat.
Classic Italian flavors.
Marinated burrata.
That'’s my favorite.
Poached lobster.
Well, this is good together.
You need this together.
Penne arrabiata.
This is the best thing we'’ve had for the whole trip.
We'’ll start putting stuff in the water.
Why don'’t we take them ashore for their excursion?
- A tender run? - Yeah.
Max, Max, Luka.
Looking after Max is like having a toddler.
You'’ve got to guide him to where he needs to go.
You'’ve got to explain exactly how something has to be done.
And if he'’s not happy, he'’ll be throwing a tantrum.
Max, Max, Luka.
Yeah, Luka, go ahead.
Can you please help Haleigh on the swim platform.
Good news is he'’s potty trained,
so I don'’t have to teach him that.
Yeah, I'’m with her. I'’m with her.
Good.
I mean, you think how interesting can it be, penne?
It'’s amazing.
We'’ve got to eat all of this and jump off of the boat.
- Like, this could be... - Roy?
Yeah.
Asa, have you tried this?
- Yeah, because... - It could have been like a...
Waa! Which is what I wanted.
- Don'’t come with that. - Just let'’s have a laugh.
I love chaos.
If I sit still, it just destabilizes everything.
I got it from my mama.
I need to go, go, go, go, go, or not go at all.
When we were younger,
like, we had to get out of bed before 10 o'’clock
or whatever time it was.
Even now, if 10 o'’clock hits and I'’m still in pajamas,
like, your day'’s ruined.
After lunch, you'’re going to a historical landmark.
It is a little bit of a hike up.
Just wear comfortable shoes.
Thank you, Tumi. It was delicious.
- Pass it on to Jack. - I will.
Stop making me fat.
Natalya, Natalya, Tumi.
Could you come to the crew mess quickly?
I just want to know what'’s happening with this shore run.
We do need one deck.
I'’ll send Haleigh.
- Yes, you are. - Yay!
You'’re going to enjoy it, Naty.
I don'’t like hiking.
ing living hell.
I do not hike. It'’s not an enjoyable thing.
I'’m like, oh, let's go for it.
Like, who actually likes walking up a cliff?
Who likes it? No one.
Have fun.
And then when I get back, I'’ll just sit down
- and write those clues. - Perfect.
Haleigh, you'’re going to go on the excursion with Natalya.
You'’re doing like a hike.
Who'’s ready to blow this popsicle stick?
Hello, everyone.
One, two, three.
I'’m cooking!
Sh--.
- Everyone all good? - Woo!
Ready to hike.
Laundry'’s done.
Dinner at 6 p.m.
Okay, that'’s for us. I'’m going to set up,
and you'’re going to go on your break.
- No one on the stern? - No one on the stern.
Luka didn'’t tell me to...
Okay, but listen. Look at me.
We never leave the stern alone.
- Okay, I'’m going back there. - I'’m going back there.
- You wait for one of us. - I'’m going back there.
No, you take an hour break now.
Can you stand here?
Fancy driving there. That'’s great work.
Cheers, man.
Everyone say bye.
See ya.
Okay, guys, we'’re going to go to the monument first.
Ooh!
Skip and hop.
- We tying up? - Yeah.
You just know exactly what I want.
Love you. If you need me wake me up.
Bye-bye.
- I just told Max to go down. - Yeah.
I'’ll have a word to him when he gets back.
I know, it'’s irritating.
Maybe we could feed the guy compliments.
Right.
A little system for this sh--.
Let'’s just try.
One thing I'’ve noticed about Max
is he doesn'’t like being told off.
Maybe we'’ll try the opposite of that.
I don'’t know.
I'’m going to finish the bridge deck aft.
- I'’m just vacuuming things. - Sweet.
Max, Max, could you meet me up on the bow?
We made it. Paradise.
- Wow. - San Francisco.
This San Francisco is way nicer than the San Francisco we know.
All I know is we'’re in this beautiful town of Monterosso.
We'’re at the statue of St. Francis and his dog.
- Dee-a... d'’Assisi. - d'’Assisi.
- Would you like some waters? - No.
Maybe him and his dog could help me
figure out what'’s happening in my love life.
Beautiful. Say cheese.
You know how to remember the colors?
Yes, it'’s like...
Rub your balls.
Balls?
Yeah.
With grease.
Okay.
Red, yellow, blue and white.
Oh, it'’s a beautiful view.
Is our boat that one all the way over there?
No, we'’re right up around the corner.
When you guys want to leave, I'’ll call the boat.
I think we'’re ready.
- Hey, Tumi. - Hi.
Would you mind sending the tender now, please?
- I'’ll send it through. - Thank you.
- Luka, Natalya'’s ready. - Okay.
Tender'’s on its way.
It was nice to get out. I needed to, like...
I needed some fresh air.
- Cheffy, dinner at 6 p.m. - Yeah.
Oh, that looks so nummy.
Salt baked sea bream.
Good.
So, everything on the table at once, do you think, or just...
Yeah.
Let'’s all wave. Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye. - Arrivaderci.
All crew, all crew. Tender returning.
Copy that. Standing by on the stern.
Woo!
Rollercoaster.
Thank you. Thank you.
All that walking worked up an appetite.
Oh. Yes!
- Dinner'’s going to be 6 p.m. - That'’s great.
Perfect.
You guys want some grapefruit sauce?
- We do. - It'’s non-alcoholic.
And this is for the kids.
Thank you. This is what we needed.
Of course.
It'’s the greatest vacation ever.
Nat, can we get plates?
Um, the gold ones.
- Wendy'’s winning. - Oh, my God.
Max, you'’re doing - ing great.
Thank you, Lara.
There we go. Some positivity.
You'’re doing amazing.
Ooh.
- Cheffy, chef, chef. - Yes.
She just asked me to put plates on the table.
Is it buffet tonight again?
Yeah, so I'’m doing a platter.
So the platters on the middle table?
Yes.
I feel like my relationship is now
definitely affecting my work life.
It'’s just adding so much more anxiety
and stress onto me.
I like to tell people the sh-- I'’m dealing with
because I just vent and I vent loud.
This reset definitely needed to happen with Tumi.
It'’s a small step I take to not go towards violence.
Coming up...
"Pirate'’s flag, secure the bag to receive the clue."
You have to get Captain Sharkbite!
Oh, oh, oh.
Okay, that'’s enough!
Arrrre we gonna have some fun today, kids?
Oh, God.
It'’s like pure love.
We'’re going to go for a boat ride.
We'’re going to drive to Porto Venere.
It'’s like an hour and 15.
That'’s perfect.
Lara and Luka to the bridge.
- Copy. - On my way.
Are we eating at 6 or 6:30?
I don'’t know. Let'’s say 6:30.
- 6:30? - That'’s good for the crew, too.
- That sounds great. - Let'’s give them some time.
- 6:30. - Thank you.
Hello.
I'’m going to let this young lady haul the anchor,
and then when we get to Porto Venere,
you can do the drop.
Just watch, and I call him.
Do you want to do the wing like he did?
No, you'’re driving.
- Yeah. - Oh, I'’m driving?
Yeah.
I was like, whoa.
Like that'’s the nicest thing
that I'’ve heard out of a captain'’s mouth.
Give her the wing station so she could have a visual.
Sweet.
Every time I see Lara, she works really hard.
- Good job. - Grazie mille.
And she cares.
I want her to see just how important communication is.
Because when you'’re at the helm, you'’re not watching.
You'’re maneuvering.
Dinner'’s pushed to 6:30 now. Is that good for you?
- Yes. - Tumi, Tumi, Nat.
Hi, I'’m just letting you know.
I just spoke with the guests
And they'’re wanting to sit down at 6:30 for dinner.
- Copy, thank you. - Pleasure.
Open this. Go to your wing station.
I'’m going to lift, call,
and you'’re just going to keep an eye on it.
I have two eyes if you want.
- Yeah. - Take command here.
Tell them haul anchor.
Okay, boys. You can start hauling the anchor, please.
Copy that.
You got to give it a few seconds to kick in gear.
Lara, two shackles on deck.
Copy that. Thank you.
My dream job is to be a captain.
I even get shivers now when I...
No captain has ever let me do this.
I'’ll never forget it.
I can remember even when I was young.
I had a vision of myself being the captain of a boat
with a little monkey on my shoulder.
Like Captain Hook.
The little----ing monkey.
Come into the bridge, to the wheel.
Yeah.
I just, it means the world to me.
- The anchor is home. - Thank you, boys. Good job.
Good job.
Okay.
Now go into gear and then make a turn.
- Oh, this wheel. - Yeah.
So you'’re telling it to go two degrees and that'’s your angle.
Oh, I understand.
That'’s good. That'’s a good turn.
Now go back to center.
- Excellent work. - Hell yeah.
Thank you, brother.
I was honestly a bit stressed, but oh, what an experience.
I think she'’d make a great captain.
She'’s like a little Sandy back in the day.
Captain, let'’s do this again soon.
Okay.
Does it look Italian to you, though?
I feel like I'’m in Italy right now.
Yes.
All crew, all crew.
ETA to destination is 50 minutes.
- You know arancini? - Oh.
- Now go listen. - Huh?
As soon as you roll out service, I'’ll run down to housekeeping.
Oh, my God.
Come on, boys. Come on, everybody.
- Flat bread. - Take that.
Salt crusted bream.
It looks gorgeous, by the way.
All that'’s ready to go.
And there'’s just one more plate,
which will be ready when you get back.
Just one more. Okay.
Yeah, we'’re moving. We'’re moving, dude.
- Okay, that can go. - Gotcha.
Got your mozzarella.
You'’ve done beautiful decorations here.
This is the risotto.
Guys, look how beautiful this is.
Oh, so good.
I like eating while we'’re moving.
- It'’s like music. - Oh, my God.
That'’s the beam, right? Sea beam?
- Bream. - Bream.
Kyle. To the rescue.
Woo, woo. I'’m doing the dishes.
Woo, woo.
Lara'’s back in the party.
Yes, brother.
Good job, Maxi-pad.
I'’m a strong independent woman.
It'’s like a light switch went off,----ing hell.
Here we go.
Now I know how to----ing deal with your ass.
You'’re doing amazing.
I have special skills in life, you know?
He'’s completely from outer space.
I don'’t understand how that'’s possible
because everything was down to the t.
I feel Natalya'’s been very stable
since the reset on the interior.
But she'’s not above regression.
No guests are complaining,
but she'’s convincing herself that there is something wrong
when no one else can see anything.
The drama, girl. The drama.
I heard you.
All crew, all crew.
We'’ll be arriving at our destination in six minutes.
- Ah! - Ooh.
- Can I grab this quick? - Yeah.
Come on, boys. It'’s time for us to go to bed.
Okay, I'’m going to try to move.
Drop the anchor.
Bridge, that is one shackle.
Great. Lock it down.
What a good day.
Okay, I'’ll be downstairs.
Party planning to do.
Okay.
If you'’ve ever looked like a lesbian, it'’s now.
Okay, who'’s ready for the rules of Bones?
Everybody knows how to play except her,
- so she makes up the rules. - It'’s not true.
Seem to be doing all right without Jess.
Is Jess coming back?
I don'’t know. I'’ve not heard from her.
Is it because you want to shove your tongue down her throat?
I don'’t. I'’m married.
Married to the life of...
Yeah, hopefully she comes back. She was cute.
- Yeah. - One...
What, we'’re----ing playing Yahtzee?
And five...
It sounded so much cooler when it was Bones.
Find the cook with the hook
to receive the book to take a look.
The final clue.
Lara, you'’ve got all...
Tomorrow I'’ll tell you what your jobs are on here.
Everyone in the morning, you have to be dressed
in your pirate outfits as soon as you wake up
because they'’re going to have the clues in three...
What the [bleep] is that noise?
"I float in the ocean and I go under sea.
You will find me floating in the jacuzzi."
- What is it? - A piece of sh--.
It'’s a----ing submarine.
See, these envelopes are going to be around the boat.
- That'’s amazing. - I made this.
- No, no. - Ah!
Mmm, bedtime.
It'’s so early. You picking up what I'’m putting down?
Yeah.
Good night.
I hate to just, like, win a couple times and leave it.
but Erica'’s leaving.
Hold on, Kyle.
Wait, you taking it up up?
I'’m going to put it behind the bar.
- Good night, guys. - Night, night.
Gosh, just leaning on my fat roll.
So what'’s happening tomorrow?
I'’ll make sure everyone knows their little role.
The deck crew will blow up balloons.
Wake up at, like, six.
I'’ll just get it all looking like a ship out there.
I'’ll come help you. It'’s going to be so cute.
Guys, we'’re going to have to wake up looking like pirates.
I love it.
I feel like Natalya'’s attitude has completely changed.
Most likely we'’ll never be best friends.
But if I had met Natalya this charter,
maybe things would have been a bit different
from what it has been.
Unfortunately, I saw the demon first.
Stop putting your hand in my face.
If you'’re going to do this, then I'’m going to do this to you.
God damn it.
All right, guys, all the machines are on
and there'’s nothing to turn over.
Daddy loves you.
All right. Night night.
Okay, good night.
I need, like, a hair extension or something.
Okay.
- This is you. - This is me.
You'’re crazy.
You lost the plot.
Do you want it or not?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, now who'’s the - ing crazy one
for accepting it? I was joking.
Like, what do you want, girl?
Is it on or is it off?
Weirdo.
To be honest, I'’ve got some feelings for Natalya.
She'’s definitely my type.
Smell, I put my perfume on it.
Did you?
But it'’s starting to get a little bit harder.
Who am I to Natalya? A side piece?
Coming up...
We'’re going in between these two right here.
We'’re going in a pretty tight spot.
The gap looks----ing smaller than the boat.
I don'’t know how Sandy trusts me to----ing call this thing in.
Arr!
Ahoy, mateys!
Come on, we must find the pearls.
Arrrre we'’re going to have some fun today?
Kids, hop on the fun train.
Good morning.
Top of the morning to you, Captain Sandy.
I'’ve gone full pirate.
Good morning.
Let'’s run through one more time.
Alarms are going off.
If you see any of the guests, send them to the bridge.
And the treasure will be on the bow.
Good morning.
Cheffy, Cheffy, the guests are at the table.
Chef'’s special is omelets and it'’s toppings of your choice.
I will have a omelet with eggs and black olives.
- Just cheese in mine. - Just cheese.
I'’m not doing cocktails tonight.
I'’m just going to drink beers.
I want to drink gin and tonic like a classy gal.
I'’m behaving.
- I don'’t think I am. - You'’ve got to tap that.
- Who? - Natalya.
- Ah. - You should just gun it.
She'’s just a bit shy about her----ing boyfriend.
Exactly.
Just go for it, you know. It'’s allowed, so...
- Hello. - Hello.
Hi, Captain Sandy, it'’s Jess.
Hi, how are you feeling?
- A ton better. - That is so great.
So I will see you at the dock in Genoa.
I'’ll be there.
So this needs to be hidden.
Sun deck.
Ah.
This is for you.
Oh my God, it'’s beautiful.
What time do you want to do the treasure hunt?
- Whatever is easiest. - Okay, we can do it.
- Ahoy, matey. - Here, your first clue.
You'’ll read it and then you'’ll hand this...
- I give the clue. - Start off.
- Perfect. - Was it good?
Very good. We'’re winding down.
Nice.
Mm, mm, mm.
Let'’s go downstairs. Bobo.
We'’re leaving in here.
Natalya, Natalya.
- Go ahead. - You can start getting ready.
Copy.
All crew, if we can start getting into our positions.
When I got into yachting, I was a kid'’s coordinator
and a nanny of like three little boys.
So pirate parties are like definitely in my...
I'’ve got them down pat.
To your positions.
Me and Luka can role play pirates in my cabin later.
All right.
To the bridge!
Run to the bridge!
- Let'’s actually tie you to this. - Okay.
Ahoy, mateys.
I need your help to find the lost treasure
of Yacht Mustique.
Yes, Captain.
Okay, here'’s your first clue, boys.
"Near the piano, you will see a cannon ball
with a clue near a key."
Whoa...
Let'’s go! Let's go!
Oh, near a key. It would be here.
Oh, well, it'’s here.
Captain Danger'’s going to read the next clue.
Clue number two.
"Outside the doors, you will see a cannon ball game.
You need to score three to receive your next clue."
- Cannon ball game. - Woo hoo!
Yay!
"Find a pirate fight with a Captain Sharkbite."
Ooh! Who will stop me?
Captain Sharkbite! Get Captain Sharkbite!
You, too! Oh, oh!
Oh, my God. Oopsie.
Oh, here'’s the next one.
"Find the cook with the hook to take a look at the last clue."
Find the cook with the hook.
There he is, back there!
Okay, you win.
"Pirate'’s flag secures the bag to receive the last clue."
It'’s a real treasure boat.
This was so sweet.
- Natalya'’s so great. - Thank you so much.
- It was fun. - Really fun.
Give that back to me.
Natalya'’s treasure hunt is amazing.
And this is why I wanted her to do it,
because I knew this is something she would enjoy.
That'’s up her alley.
And I don'’t have to do it, because I couldn'’t care less.
And she puts so much love into it
that I'’m actually really, really proud.
- In. - We can pull it in.
Yeah.
Nice.
We'’re going to send the crane down.
- Yeah. - Good job.
- Thank you. - Well done.
- Thank you for participating. - It was fun.
It kind of lifted my spirits.
Oh, no. Not to the other eye.
It'’s the only way I can see.
Deck crew, uncover the wing stations, please.
Copy that.
Brought so much stuff.
Anchor up. Anchor up.
Outside. Up and down.
Anchor at the water line.
Anchor at home.
- Good job. - Thank you, Max.
Max is definitely a lot more productive when he'’s encouraged.
I think he takes a lot more initiative as well,
and he takes a bit more pride in his work.
It'’s good to finally start learning
how he works instead of just getting frustrated.
Nice work.
Thank you very much, captain.
We'’re going to maneuver, I'’ve already pulled the rail.
Good.
What are you thankful for, Bo?
Are we thankful that we had such a good time in this boat?
Yes.
I'’ll miss you.
Sandy, Sandy, are you happy for us to put the fenders over?
Yes. Go ahead.
I'’m going to take it on the starboard wing.
Your port side is clear.
You'’re free to swing whenever you want.
I'’ll do the port side. You can do the starboard side.
30 meters to the boat on your starboard side.
We'’re going in between these two right here.
Oh, we'’re going in there.
Going there?
Interior, interior.
If anyone'’s available, could we get a hand with the fenders?
Copy, on my way.
The gap looks----ing smaller than the boat.
How the [bleep] am I going to squeeze this thing in there?
What do you want me to do?
Just stand at one of the fenders.
We'’re going pretty tight spot.
I'’ll stay on this one.
You'’ve got 20 meters to the ground line astern.
I don'’t know how Sandy trusts me to----ing call this thing in.
Two meters on your starboard side.
We'’ve got one meter on our starboard side.
15 meters to the dock.
I don'’t know what I'm doing.
15 meters to the dock.
I don'’t know if we'll fit in there.
You'’ve got two meters on your port side,
just passing the ground lines now.
Two meters on your starboard side.
Oh, it'’s quite a close fit.
I don'’t know what I'm doing.
I'’m stressing.
You'’ve got one meter on your port side at the moment.
All good over there, Haleigh?
Yep.
- Yeah. - She is amazing.
Look how----ing tight we are.
Okay, you'’ve got one meter on your port side,
ten meters to the dock.
That'’s good.
We'’re looking good, Sandy.
We'’re just throwing our lines ashore now.
As soon as they'’re giving to us.
How are you doing up there, Lara?
- You'’ve got some tension. - No, it'’s good.
Okay, there'’s nice tension here.
Cool, we'’re starting to get tension back here.
- Well done, brother. - Good job, everyone.
It was amazing.
That was so stressful.
Oh, we got it. Why are you stressed out?
- That was awesome. - Yeah, yeah.
Luka really drove it in.
I will see you soon.
All good on the bow?
I'’m not going to do any push-up today.
All crew, all crew. Let'’s meet for guest departure.
we smashed that.
All right. See you later.
Thank you for everything. Thank you so much.
Goodbye.
Oh, Jack.
Well, we are so lucky.
This has been the best vacation ever.
The thought and effort behind the treasure hunt
warms my heart.
Thank you.
- Sandy, we love you. - Thank you.
We always feel safe in your hands.
- Thank you for the opportunity. - Thank you.
- Peace and love. - Bye.
Peace and love. All right.
Out of our whites, into our reds.
We'’ll meet in the Sky Lounge for our tip meeting.
- Thank you. - Good job.
Do you want to massage me?
Mm-hmm.
- Oh. - Oh, wow.
Hey, mate, that was quick.
What just happened?
Nothing.
Why'’d you get a semi on her butt?
- Shut up, Kyle. - It wasn'’t a semi.
The tension is high.
This game'’s been going on too long.
Hopefully something happens tonight.
I'’ll be rubbing my balls with grease if not.
Cuckoo.
- Is that everybody? - Missing Jess.
- Sorry I'’m late.
Okay, so interior. Amazing job.
You were down a person.
I never had any concern.
What you did for the treasure hunt was,
yes, let'’s give her a hand.
- Thanks guys. - Because that was...
Thank you.
Luka, you stepped into a bosun'’s position
like you have been there.
Anyway, good job. Let'’s give him a hand.
He deserves one.
And Lara, all right, lead deck hand.
Let'’s just say you did an awesome job.
You see what needs to get done, and you do it.
- And thank you. - Thanks.
Honestly, you'’re an awesome team.
- Such a good team. - Yes.
You'’re going to like this.
$28,000.
What?
Yes, please.
$2,300 a person.
Woo!
- And that speaks volume. - Yes!
So Jess is returning. She'’s all clear.
So you'’re going to have that support back.
Well done, everyone.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Yeah!
My main queen.
Come, come, come.
- How are you? - How the [bleep] are you doing?
- You okay? - I'’m great.
I'’m feeling 99.99% better.
I'’ll do everything that I need to do.
Heads, beds, service, housekeeping, laundry.
Put me in, coach. I'’m ready.
- Are you feeling better? - Much better, girl.
You even look better.
Of course, Jess would all of a sudden be okay on the night out.
Yeah, I'’m the first to get ready.
- That looks very beautiful. - Thanks, honey.
- Natalya. - What?
Girth or length?
Ah, girth.
I love a bit of girth, eh?
Luka!
He flashed his dick in the mirror.
I want to see.
Why is it so big?
What'’s big?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right, let'’s----ing go. - Let'’s----ing go this way.
- Come on. - Come on.
Come on, come on.
Kyle, have you ever been down on a girl?
I could never.
But let me stick my finger up on a prostate
and I will send you to the next world.
This is the most sexual group ever.
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
Let'’s go.
Everyone take a shot, just one more.
- One shot. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Nothing'’s happening on the boat for me, is it?
Let'’s face it. So I'’ve got to venture out.
I'’ve got to go mingling.
She'’ll do.
Every time, me and Luka touch at this stage.
I don'’t know.
I feel like I'’m a sex addict.
Like Jesus Christ. I'’m, like, sweating.
Lady in Red.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yes!
A.J. wants her to be, like, not sleeping with anybody else,
but he gets to sleep with everybody else?
- you. - I know.
No.
Uh-huh. that sh--.
There'’s totally sexual tension between Luka and Natalya.
I think she doesn'’t really know what she wants.
I'’m like, just do it already.
Oh, my God!
You don'’t have to talk about him.
Are you okay, darling?
There we are, Daddy.
Hello.
What'’s going on?
The chase goes on.
Let'’s go, Grandma.
No, leave that! Leave that, leave that, leave that,
leave that, leave that, leave that, leave it, leave it.
Kyle, open up the----ing door.
Back.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
He can do what he wants, but you can'’t do what you want?
I don'’t know about that.
Jacuzzi.
Kiss right now! Stop being stupid!
- Kiss! - Yeah!
That doesn'’t count!
Yeah!
What the [bleep] have I done?
Bad, bad, bad.
So good, but so bad.
Ah!
Not you, [bleep].
What is it?
What can we do for you?
I need to put this back.
Okay, bye. I'’m going to the thing.
- Kyle, you can come in. - Oh, Jesus.
Oh!
Ugh!
- Sweet dreams, angels. - Good night.
A.J.'’s calling me.
Bye.
- He'’ll see you right here. - Go for it.
No, it'’s not going to be good.
Go for it. It'’s going to be funny.
It'’s not funny. This is my life.
I'’ll leave, she's got to have a phone call with A.J.
No, [bleep] off, Nat. We'’re chilling.
Nat, answer it.
- No, don'’t answer it. - It'’s not funny.
I'’m so confused on what'’s happening.
Yeah, get in line.
This is not going to be good.
Next time on "Below Deck Mediterranean"...
- Oh, my God. - Hi!
Hi!
Since they'’re all women and they'’re quite young,
as much as you'’re tempted, maintain your...
- I love this suit. - Your suit'’s amazing.
Told me to be honest with you. That was it.
You'’re acting like I'm about to move away with this person.
What'’s wrong?
I just don'’t think mentally, I'’m doing well in the boat.
Why would you go to Tumi behind my back
and tell her that I make you feel like a green stew?
It'’s not like talking sh--.
I'’ve been the common denominator between all of you,
uniting a team.
I feel like a bit of downforce on the tail when we...
Yes, exact--
Oh, sh--.
If I come----ing sh--ing myself,
I----ing broke Captain Sandy'’s wrist.